Matsu Madness Games: Hipster Edition. First 24 cool cats get
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Matsu Madness Games: Hipster Edition.
First 24 cool cats get in and battle to the very end.
>>2207320
Mii Swordfighter
>>2207320
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2207320
Neptune
>>2207320
Maria and Harusame
Major Ocelot
>>2207320
Takeshita
>>2207321
Matsuda
>>2207320
Lady Suwako
Izaya Orihara
SEALED AWAY TANAKA
>>2207320
Uravity
Duncan D. Hunter
Shiratama
Eggman-kun
>>2207320
Kergerenko
>>2207320
Machi
>>2207320
Ririchiyo
The Player
Connecticut Senator Richard Blumenthal
>>2207320
Nigga Rape Train
Ryu Hayabusa
>>2207320
Swift Spike
Manami Tamura
Totsuka Saika
>>2207335
>Again just in case, the first was for you
>>2207297
>>2207286
>>2207351
ur cute
Yuki
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2673.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R61gmSG.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2673.jpg")
EILA ILMATAR JUUTILAINEN
>>2207340
>>2207297
As it just so happens, my Quirk lets me float things like its Zero Gravity.
What a happy coincidence!
Iida Tenya
>>2207357
Quirk? Wait, like that inventor with the eyes....
>Her eyes widen in surprise, before quickly narrowing in suspicion
...Really?
>>2207359
hey cutie
>>2207368
Excuse me!?
>>2207318
If the god of death really is going to bring on the destruction of your world, more than just your life hangs in the balance. That is why you shouldn't say you're expendable... you're needed to protect the people there.
>>2207362
Mei? Yeah, her quirk lets her see things really far away.
Here!
>She taps her hands together, and you start to float like there's no gravity
>>2207320
Late Hanamizuki
Are we ready to rumble?
>>2207370
No one ever calls me 'cutie'..
>>2207380
Yes we are but I don't really like my district partner
>>2207380
District 10 and 11's names are fucked up
>>2207383
Being called "cutie" is no accomplishment, and should not be treated positively, Mineta.
>>2207371
I was a...weapon composed of emergency, with a lack of preparation to make something more...suited.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2594.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tkkv9r6.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2594.jpg")
>>2207384
A-Are you sure?
>>2207395
Yeah.
>>2207396
It's even worse
>>2207373
>She blinks as she feels the weightlessness, before instinctively pushing off the ground, gasping in shock as her eyes begin to widen
This is...how...!?
Swaps made and errors fixed.
Don't worry guys, there's a good reason why I'm hosting so much for you all!
>>2207394
A weapon is still a weapon. With the right skills and determination, I'm sure you'll do well in your quest.
>>2207404
It's just my Quirk! Happy to be of service.
>She grins
>>2207392
But what if it's a smoking babe?
Tamura's not really professional, is she?
Ocelot does seem like the self-aware type.
>>2207411
If only I were indoors, I could...!
>She begins to laugh, somewhat hesitantly, but quickly growing louder and cheerier, even starting to cry a bit
>>2207415
Let me contemplate myself one more time and I'll stop
>>2207401
>
>>2207417
why you crying?
JUST
U
S
T
You must be out of your mind
>>2207412
There are more appropriate terms, such as handsome or even beautiful.
>>2207422
thinken of gundams
>>2207410
...I would only hope such..."training" here would allow me to come on top. I have...frequently pitted my skills against the God of Destruction here as a...comparable being, but I believe he may be...holding back.
F those brave tribs that selflessly gave their lives so we can be at peace.
8 are now left.
>>2207421
Get off of me!
>>2207417
>>2207417
A-Are you okay? Did I say something wrong?
These feasts aren't as groovy as they used to be.
>>2207426
Oh really, what gave you THAT idea, smart one?
>>2207427
Or sexy. Or jaw droppingly bodacious. Or curves that make you go unf.
Iida, there's so much out there I want to experience. Why limit your possibilities to just those two words?
>>2207438
>She wipes them from her face rather poorly
Tears of joy, Earthnoid! It's...it's been so long, I....I'd practically forgotten what it was like.
>>2207423
>>2207415
>Kerg won against a literal god from 2hu
>>2207430
Why would a god of death hold back against their enemies? Wouldn't it be simpler to eliminate them as quickly as possible?
Ririchiyo is the hero we need but don't deserve.
>>2207436
Please? I need to go, now!
And we're already at the final three!
>>2207446
No, I refer to...Lord Beerus, from here, rather than Hades Izanami.
>>2207450
Good luck...Ririchiyo.
>>2207445
Oh, okay. I thought I did something to offend you. I'm glad I could help.
Winner next slide!
* Calmly crawls in*
*Waves hello to everyone*
>>2207453
Sorry, I'm getting confused with all these gods. Everybody wants death and destruction these days.
>>2207456
>She fishes something out of a pocket, pointing the object at the ground at her feet, releasing a line and object that clamps in to the ground, reeling her back in
...I-I...Thank you, Earthnoid. I don't know what to....
And how!
>>2207470
GRATS!
PLACEMATS!
>>2207470
>>2207471
*Claps*
>>2207465
My apologies, Ririchiyo. As it were, Lord Beerus is...favorable to Hades Izanami.
>>2207457
>>2207470
...Oh.
>I believe it's meant to be spelt "pole"
>>2207466
Oh, my name is Ochako Uraraka. I'm a professional hero!
Do you want to go some moe? I don't mind waiting.
>>2207471
>>2207473
Dull. Thanks for hosting anyways.
>>2207475
>desu I haven't used that variation in so long that I actually forgot it was a thing
>>2207475
>>2207481
Let me host another game for you lovely people!
>>2207471
Congratulations
>>2207473
Thanks for hosting yet again
>>2207475
Why am I not suprised? Anyway, I need to head back to my mansion and get some rest. It's been nice talking to you.
>>2207484
You should really rest.
If there's no objections, I'll host yet another game!
FIRST 24!
>>2207494
Lady Suwako
>>2207484
Make sure I'm actually in it this time.
>>2207494
Neptune
>>2207494
Mr. Gus
>>2207494
Maria and Harusame
>>2207494
Lord Beerus
>>2207494
Shiratama
>>2207494
Kergerenko
>>2207473
Congratulations, ace!
>Thanks for having us! (You're a crazy hosting machine)
>>2207480
Ochako...thank you. Please, it's...it's not needed. I'd much prefer somewhere less...open, or at least have one of the packs, so I can move around....Really, I'm in your debt, ma'am!
>>2207494
Anthony Fantano
>>2207494
Uravity
You're gonna die from exhaustion.
>>2207494
Succubus
>>2207494
Darkbeast Paarl
>>2207494
Grand Order
>>2207494
Eggman-kun
>>2207487
...Ah. Farewell, Ririchiyo.
>>2207494
Lambda-11
>>2207494
Astraea
>>2207494
Chomper
>>2207494
Grape Juice
>>2207494
Tenshi
>>2207521
Has Japan not caught onto the notion that blackface is even somewhat racist?
>>2207494
Mii Swordfighter
>>2207494
Hanamizuki
>>2207494
Himiko Toga
>>2207523
Japan does not give a shit.
>>2207494
John Henry Eden
>>2207437
M-Mean...
>>2207494
The Mad Dog
>>2207523
..It's a costume.
>>2207494
Freezeman
>>2207494
EILA
>>2207494
Major Ocelot
>>2207505
>She shakes her head
It's really no trouble to me.
>She presses her fingers together again
Skill release.
>>2207505
>>2207507
>Just in case
>>2207494
Late Takeshita
>>2207533
I don't like random hugs!
>>2207543
>>2207544
>Goddamn I have poor timing
It...it still means a lot, either way.
>She smiles broadly, offering a salute
They call me Kergerenko, a mobile suit pilot, formerly in the service of the Principality of Zeon.
>>2207545
Fine.
>
We're not gonna disappear like last time are we?
[i hope not]
>>2207550
>jumps back
Don't do that either!
>>2207553
*Pokes*
>>2207553
Don't be so worried.
>>2207555
What am I supposed to do then?
>There is a hole in a wall
Looks like I'll have to make it a 36 man game next game!
Until then, please check this roster out!
>>2207561
>fucks it
>>2207556
...
[It's a big monster!]
It's just poking us.
>>2207557
We're not worried
[speak for yourself, I'm worried about this whole place]
>>2207559
Anything besides those two.
I'M FREE
FREEEEEEE
>>2207561
*Puts hand in the hole*
>>2207564
*Claps for the coming game*
>>2207564
Please replace myself with the duo;
>>2207518
>>2207534
>>2207553
...Welcome back.
>>2207553
...Why would you, Earthnoid?
>>2207561
>Sticks eye next to
>>2207572
>Awkwardly sticks out lips
>>2207568
*Hisses*
....
*Lays down in front of them*
>>2207584
>grabs a teddy bear
>puts it up to your lips
>>2207583
>Because I feel like it because I'm bat guano mad and I know I'm capable of managing both.
Let's continue onward!
>>2207576
[you heard that Seiji-San, we're a duo!]
Shut up, it means nothing, it's because we are fused!
...oh and hey lady.
>>2207577
[what?]
Yes
[you don't even know what it means!]
I think she's asking if we are aliens.
[thats absurd! We are humans!]
>>2207585
[awww]
What the hell are you awwing at?
>>2207591
[t-that's horrible]
Don't worry, I can fight it off.
>>2207568
Where the Hell is that second voice coming from? It's starting to piss me off.
>>2207591
It's not first blood, but a kill is a kill.
>>2207588
What the heck!? What are you doing!?
>>2207548
I don't really understand half of what you just said, but it's nice to meet you anyway.
>She extends her hand, and you see little pads on her fingers
>>2207591
I-I shouldn't use my quirk on myself...
>Choke
Without my suit...
>>2207594
*Retract hand*
*Covers with rocks*
>>2207593
*Hisses*
[Paarl!]
...
>>2207591
*Pulls assets closer*
*Hissing*
A villain receiving fan mail? BLASPHEMY!
>>2207598
You're not kissing me.
>>2207593
What in the....
>She clears her throat
No, I mean you're an Earthnoid because you're from Earth. Presumably....
>>2207599
I'm a...giant robot pilot, a soldier in the army of a nation that technically no longer exists.
>She briefly reaches her own hand out, before stopping and gawking in confusion
>>2207593
Welcome back, sir and...madame. It merely seemed to be a...fair statement, considering your...conjoined nature.
YOU GO, BLUMENTHAL!
>>2207594
>Steps back
>Opens flask
>pours into tea cup
>Downs tea cup
>>2207604
I-I didn't want to anyways, screw you!
>>2207603
*Poses fabulously*
>>2207612
*Huddles in a corner*
*Falls asleep*
>payer
That error keeps showing it's ugly head.
CHOMPER/BLUMENTHAL 2016
>>2207615
T-This is fine.
>>2207612
After what just happened...? I certainly don't want to! Not that I get an actual say in the matter....
>>2207619
Goodbye, demon!
>>2207597
[im not annoying]
You are very annoying.
>>2207600
What?
[i think it's saying Paarl]
You can speak beast?
[no, can I pet it]
I'd rather not get close to it.
>>2207603
How...
[sometimes little girls are better]
Shut up.
>>2207609
[she's saying it like if we were married!]
Shut up! She's just interested in our situation.
>>2207612
I'm not drinking these.
[it might be medicine]
I don't need medicine.
>>2207619
COME BACK HERE
[awww! Kitty!]
NO TIME FOR THAT SHIT, I NEED TO KILL HER!
>>2207619
It's not like there's much competition against people to like anyways.
HEY, THOSE BOOKS COST $23.77 EACH!
>>2207629
FUCK
U
C
K
WHAT AM I DOING
>>2207627
You are a rather...curious entity, admittedly.
>>2207627
....
*Crawls closer*
O-Oh god, I forgot to get rid of that event! I'm never going to hear the end of this!
>>2207614
Then why'd you stick out your lips?
buried Tyler Breeze ava when?
Based Somoa Joe ava when?
S A W F T
A
W
F
T tag avas when?
>>2207620
This kills the Eila
>>2207607
That sounds awesome! I've had to fight a giant robot.
What's the matter?
GAS THE AVAFAGS
RACE WAR NOW
>>2207632
You missed night 2
>>2207614
just drink the pain away
>>2207646
Mobile suits are the ultimate in warfare in my..."world".
Your...hands, what's with them...?
>>2207627
>>2207607
>Probably shoulda spaced those out
And we have a winner after this slide!
>>2207640
*Digs multiple holes*
>>2207641
>>2207643
>>2207649
>Downs tea cup
>>2207627
God damnit it needs to shut up. Whatever that voice is coming from, tell it to shut it's trap.
>>2207640
God damnit.
>>2207662
>walks away
I want Eila to spank me and make me call her Daddy
>>2207632
Why are doing this
[shes a fox, we need to take a picture]
No we don't.
>>2207633
...
[are you worried she's a scientist]
She's using all these words, could she be like the mad scientist...
>>2207640
[GET UP]
No.
>>2207607
[we are from earth! He's just kidding]
Aren't you from earth too?
Avatars form many teams
Whenever an avatar wins, their team gets a win
After a few weeks or months, the top few teams compete in a single game
How does it sound? And would it work better with teams of 8, or teams of 12?
RIP
>>2207668
>Shoots you in another leg
>>2207669
F-Forehead-chan?
>>2207674
>GRATS
>>2207675
>presents ass
Daddy~~~~~~
>Sticks dick through glory hole
PLACEMATS
>>2207672
>8 sounds fine.
>>2207677
*Claps for the winner and host*
>>2207677
You thought it was Suwako? Too bad. It was me, me! Mamizou!
>>2207677
A woman shouldn't have a D in the first place.
>>2207670
I...serve a scientist, but I would not call my master "mad" by any definition of the term.
>>2207677
Congratulations, deity.
>Thanks for having us you crazy diamond
>>2207667
[I'll never sto-]
>grabs Midori-chan's mouth.
...
>>2207678
Hartmann? Is that you?
>>2207682
Congrats and thanks once again for hosting.
>>2207691
SPANK ME DADDY
>>2207694
...
>Pats butt lightly
>Are strike witches gay?
>>2207685
>>2207689
>>2207692
Hey, I have a good idea!
Let me host again!
>>2207687
A woman only needs two Ds
>>2207686
I saw this coming a mile away. You didn't shock anyone.
>>2207675
>gone before you can do anything
>>2207689
>>2207682
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2207670
Certainly not.
>She smiles to herself, glancing skyward, before turning and pointing off to some clearly-specific direction
Side Three, the furthest grouping of space colonies on Earth! The former Principality of Zeon, now the Republic of Zeon!
>>2207686
>>2207682
...I've seen stranger things with the talking lizard. Congratulations, ace!
>>2207698
pls no.
>>2207696
SPANK ME HARDER DADDY I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY~~
>>2207698
You need to rest.
>>2207690
Is it done now? I couldn't hear it finish it's sentence.
>>2207698
That wouldn't be a woman. That would be a hermaphrodite.
>>2207682
Good job.
[Thanks for hosting!]
>>2207689
[what's your name?]
I'm Sawamura, and this is Midori.
>>2207704
What?
[what?]
>>2207698
Take a break youve been hosting for hours on end now
>>2207697
>A couple of them are bi, and they never touch on the subject of boys for most of them so it could be debatable.
>>2207706
E-Ew, go away baka!
>>2207712
I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device, or Murakumo Unit.
...Greetings, Sawamura and Midori.
New thread will be up in a bit!
>>2207715
>pulls out a knife
>SPANK ME
>>2207651
Oh, my fingers! They're how I use my quirk. They're kinda sensitive.
>>2207712
For...a lot of reasons in my world, mankind colonized space. A group of space colonies is called a Side.
>>2207722
That's...really strange....
>She leans forward, keeping her hands clear as she examines them
