HG Thread
Surprisingly Still Taoism Edition
1st for small utsutsu
>2016
>Not praising Jashin
>>2157596
The late nights playing Shekel Tournament were some of the best ever, it'll be sad to see them go but you gotta do what you think is right
Third for Satanism
i want futo to set fire to my dick
Time to sleep
Good night !
Ngw
SO HERE I AM
>>2157772
Good night.
>>2157782
WITH MY NINJA CLAN
NINJA CLAN HERE WE STAND
>>2157772
Night
>>2157769
I want Mokou to cook my "hotdog"
>trying to get the right voice for your Mii
WHY DOES IT SUCK SO MUCH
>>2157779
Odd looking thumb you've got there..
>>2157672
Fantastic job as per usual, woman. You really are a damn good for nothing. Please, make sure to leave your notebook near my vicinity so I can look at what you wrote down, alright? I'll promise to not change a single thing in it.
>pets your head
Just trust me on that, if you can remember what trust is in the first place.
>>2157772
Goodnight.
>>2157738 (Terran)
....First time I ever heard'a it.
>>2157750 (Mami)
Well, er, sorta. It's a book that me an' th'other Charmers are puttin' together over time, over every monster an' the like we've encountered. Anyone writes in it, it gets updated in all th'other copies for th'other Charmers.
Got stole from me earlier today.
>>2157772
Seeya 'round.
>>2157768
If you're going to advertise, I only ask for you to do it right, please.
>>2157772
Goodnight sleep tight
>>2157697 (Starship Trooper)
Comrade! Long time has passed since our last meeting.
>>2157715 (Soviet)
I will take a look at it back on Titan.
>>2157738 (Terran Marine)
What is your name? I am suspicious of you.
>>2157772
(Night)
>>2157738
That just makes citizenship worthless. When every civie is able to walk around and call themselves citizen its a disgrace to vets who earned it.
>>2157779
Host one with Jude's code you nigger. Don't complain about it
>>2157779
>>2157782
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
>>2157769
...Disgusting.
>>2157803
>Crushing my thumb turns it into a penis
Wut
>>2157845
>Smooch
Probably cause you're cute, I can totally get where that guy is coming from.
>>2157772
I hope you never wake up.
>>2157845
Cuz I love you
>>2157846
...(You)
>>2157727
>travels down a fair bit
I think I found it, it's at the position of a shirt-pocket.
>>2157861
Sup'
>>2157846
>rejected
feels bad, man
>>2157869
Yeah! That's the one!
>>2157845
Do it anyways, except light his entire body on fire instead.
Make sure to dump gasoline on him first though.
>>2157861
>dodges the smooch
>>2157863
This isn't what love is
C-Can someone loan me some trappy coins? I'm all out.
>>2157873
Yo.
>>2157886
>dies from lack of love
>>2157877
Don't feel too bad! Everything is going to be fine!
>>2157812
Well, today is your first day of fucking school. I'm your goddamn teacher. What lesson should we start first? How Terra is a sphere? How aliens are bad guys?
>>2157816
You gotta a barcode reader? It'll tell you everything 'bout me. What about you?
>>2157820
Yeah, sure. Lets some all of our kiddies into space because they don't 'deserve' to leave here. Alright, I can live by that.
>>2157890
>gives you a small loan of a million coins
NEW GAME WHEN
>>2157816
If you want good role modles for a Socialist nation. Look at the beared ones only cause they had good ideas.
>captcha plz I don't know how to win the click til none left works
>>2157914
When someone (You) gets off their ass and host.
>>2157812
You should try and recover it then, miss. It's your property after all.
Having someone else take what's yours shouldn't be limiting you and have you struggle to keep up.
Mmh
>>2157911
>Servo-Skull comes out
Where is this code?
>>2157918
I will read all of this. Do not worry.
>>2157911
Nah man what im saying is that civies should serve before they can call themselves citizens and vote. That way liberal pansys and dumbasses vote for the biggest loser
>>2157914
Never!
...Just kidding.
brb HG taking a shit
>>2157911
Where do you find those pics exactly? I'm a little curious.
how hard is it to host on a phone?
>>2157911
>when you think "some" and "throw" are the same word
>>2157956
Where else, bud?
>taps his forehead
You're new this sort of thing aren't ya? Explains the shiny new fashion choice.
>>2157911
Eeeh, been 'ta school before. Won those games by throwin' some half-ethereal guy out a window. An' I've seen plenty'a th'Alien folks from their invasion'a Termina, they didn't get too far.
>She grins, lazily leaning against her staff
>>2157933
Normally it'd return 'ta me after an hour or two, but this lady....th' "Ordinary Magician" aint as normal as she says.
>>2157816
It's been a minute hasnt it? How goes everything Janus?
>>2157976
On a scale of 1-10
10
Oh
>>2157883
>lies at the bottom of it like in a hammock
I think you can zip back up now. If I can't get fresh air or want to get out, I'll repeatedly push against you, alright? like this
>pushes
>>2157965
QUICK, SOMEONE HOST NOW
>>2157962
Who the hell are you?
>>2157988
How do you respond to this
>>2157989
Sounds good to me!
>She zips her jumpsuit back up.
By the way, it miiiight get a liiittle noisy, so I hope you're a sound sleeper!
>>2158001
That is an image of Sayaka and Sonia sitting in teacups marked with Monokuma and Monomi
>>2157994
What an old meme
>>2157977
I have been alive for over 450 years. I am definitely not "new".
>scans code
Hmm, you are not a Space Marine.
>>2157982
Very good, Comrade. How is that Terminator Armor doing in your world?
>>2157980
Have you considered asking her to return it, miss?
Sometimes a simple question can solve a lot of problems, without ever nearing violence.
>>2157987
Now that I think about it, it seems near-impossible to enter tributes and images
>>2158039
>A simple question can solve a lot of problems
Oh I wish this was true...
>>2158036
Tonight is not my night
>>2158027
What's that? There's a whole new division of Marines now? LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME COMPETITION
Heh, I promise to go easy on ya, Spacey.
>>2158022
Ok
ok done with my shit, back
>>2158020
>slightly muffled
I hope it won't. woah, it bounces quite a bit when you walk. night!
I want Mokou to take a dump on me
>>2158027
Its going well. Unfortunately it kind of costs a fortune to repair so we just reserve it for special forces.
>>2158036
Dude id rather have a prisoner who was a vet vote then some mommas boy civie who only goes to school paid for by daddy
>>2158036
...I aint never heard'a ya. We probably aint from th'same world, dimension, whatever.
>>2158039
...Weelll, th'conversation sorta went like this; I was studyin' on some books so I could get proper-like studied on magic, was addin' notes 'ta the compendium, some lady flies up 'ta me, strikes up a conversation 'bout th' person who gave me th'books, say they know 'em.
She asks me 'ta ler 'er borrow some of 'em, I say no, she she shrugs, pulls out a little thing, says "Master Spark", everythin' went bright, an' then I wake up with a killer headache an' some'a my stuff gone.
>She takes in a gasp air
>>2158066
G'night friend-o!
>She goes back to working on one of her machines.
>>2158070
>Mokou will never take a dump on your chest then shitfuck your manboobs with her futa cock
Suffering
>>2158070
I want Mokou to not hate my guts.
>>2158102
This
Where the fuck is Holo
>>2158085
That's the same civie that's paying 3 meals a day for me. I think they deserve some voting rights
>>2158091
Damn kids today. Your imaginations get stupider with each generation
>>2158070
In 70 years you will be dead and that's way too long to wait
>>2158132
She's dead, Jim.
What is circlejerking called in your language?
>>2158134
...Uhuh. Lemme guess, magic don't exist where you're from, yeah?
>She's still leaning agaisnt the staff, though the grin has left her face
>>2158146
Circlejerking
>>2158146
Cancer.
>>2158146
Sphericalyanking
>>2158146
Autism Spectrum Disorder
>>2158170
SPHERICAL
>>2158156
Oh, I can show you the magic...
You're 18 right?
>>2158061
R-Rick?
>>2158191
Josh ava when?
>>2158132
Has better stuff to do than hanging around on an imageboard.
>>2158146
>literally? it would be something like "paja grupal"
>>2158170
>>2158051
A simple question can also cause a lot of trouble, but mostly the former.
With courtesy and kindness a lot of things can be prevented.
>>2158091
If she truly stuck to her words then she should return them, miss. You shouldn't be all too worried, I'm sure it'll be just fine.
If not you can always ask her kindly, if kindness doesn't do the trick then violence is the last resort.
>>2158146
Sirkelrunking
>>2158146
Friendship
>>2158191
>>2158217
Friendship? Again?
>>2158146
>Rodonda accordin to google trans
>>2158203
>When someone talks my own language
>Why aren't we friends yet!?
>>2158134
You think they wouldnt stop paying the moment they get a chance?
>>2158146
Kreisrucken.
>>2158210
Courtesy and kindness... so violence isn't always the answer to things? Isn't that like... impossible? You sometimes need violence to end conflicts.
>>2158146
Kreiswichsen
>>2158235
>you speak spanish too? i thought crendor and i were the only ones woah
>>2158258
>meehh paja grupal sounds better
>>2158198
Oh, yeah, subtle. I'd be 'round that, give or take, never got told exactly my age.
Answer th'question....
>>2158210
Well, from what I've been told she "borrows forever".
>>2158235
>Pets
>>2158146
Direct translations:
Κυkλομαλαkια.
Cerc Convulsie
>>2158237
If they ever stop, they'll be answering to me.
And they won't like me. I get a little cranky when I'm hungry
>>2158276
I didn't hear a 'no'...
>>2158267
>Spy, Araragi y yo somos nativos hispanoablantes. Sorpresas y asi.
>>2158258
Paja grupal suena mejor
>>2158282
Not now Erica, I'm into some gathering info.
>>2158293
I thought you were British.
>>2158296
I aint interested in that sorta thing. Now where's my answer? Magic is somethin' ya believe exists, yeah or nah?
>>2158296
There's always MREs. Not like the chow they serve us is any better
>>2158318
Nobody knows what I am.
>>2158267
>>2158299
>surprise motherfucker, I'd use puñeta or chaqueta but I guess that only works for me.
>>2158342
ur a faget
>>2158146
That is most certainly true, miss. Don't you think that violence should only be used when needed however?
If you use violence as a start, it can't possibly turn out well and the question that might've stopped it all will never see the light.
>>2158276
Uhm, perhaps it might be a better option to try and get her to give it back and if nothing else helps then take it by violence, right?
>>2158340
>runs off
>>2158346
>Ayy ya estaba esperando yo tu respuesta.
>>2158299
>wow. ahora me siento ligeramente menos miserable sabiendo que hay otros como yo en este infierno de fetiches :') bueno, además de crendor.
>>2158346
>it definitely doesn't work for me kek
>>2158369
no u
>>2158346
Surprise moron, go bed
>>2158376
Hey! Where are you goink ~de geso?
>>2158333
I'm a fucking wizard where it counts.
That answers your question?
>>2158337
Its better than dirt. Don't get picky. It won't help ya when you're stuck out in the field
>>2158376
Jajajajaja
Estoy usando el internet
>>2158383
S-Shut up!
>>2158381
harsh.
sombreeeeros , boteeellas y rooopa usaaada que veeenda ...
>>2158413
Oh trust me iv been there. Big K,Planet P,Zeguma beach,hell even Roku San
Been to all those fronts and came out alive.Damn bugs arent taking my chow
>>2158436
>Tugs on your socks
>>>/b/677377768
Wtf
>>2158446
>Where the hell have I seen this guy before?
>>2158438
>what was?
>>2158446
>>2158416
>RIP
>>2158461
I don't wear any socks.
>>2158349
I'm gonna try an' talk to 'er 'bout it. I've also been told by th'same person she steals stuff as a way'a bein' friendly...worst case scenario I just nick th'stuff back an' pray I don't get disintegrated....
>She sighs in annoyance
...This place, sometimes.
>>2158413
No. I mean somethin' more like...
>She snaps her fingers, abruptly rising up on a pillar of jagged-looking purpleish crystals
But, knowin' how crazy you no-magic folks are, you're gonna diss it as papier-mâché or somethin'.
>>2158416
>hace mas que un ano que ha muerto este hombre
>>2158451
That would be "Allo"... and I'm fine, anon.
>>2158340
>(pets)
(How are you doing tonight?)
>>2158436
At last you acquiesce to my superior internet arguing skills.
Now be silent, I've got a whole bag of "no u"s here with your name on them.
Where is Hanekawa?
>>2158495
...
What?
>>2158489
I'm doink fine ~de geso...
>>2158393
No way, it's not even close the bedtime. You should go to bed.
>>2158349
I see... then I will try my best to solve my current problem with little violence as humanly possible.
>>2158477
>Tugs on your skirt
>>2158501
On /ofh/.
>>2158459
You know what I noticed? Those critters really and I mean REALLY like lead! You give them some of that delicious lead and they'll forget all about your chow!
>>2158479
Damn! I love magicians! Oh, oh! Pull a penny from my helmet!
>>2158530
I wear pants.
>>2158538
>Tugs on your hair
>>2158538
...
>Tugs on bra?
>>2158533
Tell her to come here for a bit
NEW GAME WHEN?
>>2158558
Tomorrow
>>2158552
>>2158553
The heck you guys want from me.
>>2158523
Ughh, I don't wanna
>>2158446
>>2158416
>Chusma please
>>2158485
>;_;
>tfw chapulin colorado avafag never
>>2158412
Im carrying a bomb with me!
Kana is adorable
>>2158568
pls no i don't want to wait 3 hours
>>2158537
Damn right! They keep on coming, ill keep on sending them back to their fat queen covered in holes HOOAH.
What front did you serve in?
>>2158537
...Called it.
>She sighs in annoyance, the pillar receding to the ground as she sits cross-legged
You're gonna love it when Lord Beerus gets here. Wonder what a god'a destruction would do for your temper.
I aint no Magician youkai yet, and they don't do that sorta thing anyhow.
>>2158584
Y-You too!
>>2158583
A-A bomb?! Get rid of it ~de geso!
>>2158572
To annoy you
>>2158381
>No estas solo bro, yo ando con avatares escondidos estos dias, es todo Tienes steam?
>Ah y Vader es de peru por si las moscas.
>>2158572
I wanna eat with you.
>>2158580
I don't care what you want, you have to.
>>2158602
Well you doing a pretty good job.
>>2158487
Allo? ins't german
Dass ist gute
>>2158614
As long as you are paying.
>>2158626
Does Chinese sound good?
>>2158636
Like I said.
As long as you are paying.
>>2158583
>lo sospeche desde un principio ;;
>>2158603
>oh cierto, creo que los vi hablando hace un tiempo y me quede un poco confundida. y si tengo steam aunque casi no lo uso heh
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Merlunaire
>>2158586
Mar Sara. You?
>>2158586
You're saying I have a fucking temper?
Bring all the god'a destructions you want. They're gonna feel all weird when I shove my arm up their asses and play them around like a puppet!
>>2158642
Yeah, but I don't wanna buy a meal you wont enjoy.
>>2158660
>>2158587
Fucking mislinks.
I should really call it a night
>>2158624
Aber das ist Schrecklich. Hatten Sie Deutsch von einen Affe gelernd?
>>2158660
You, uh...you don't get it. Beerus kinda...blows up planets. For fun. Like that.
>She snaps her fingers
Nah, I'm sayin' you're about as open 'ta possibility as a bug is 'ta creatin' poetry....
>>2158660
Well i just came back from a deployment in Roku San. Shit was a damn mess....The Federation had to glass the damn planet....AGAIN! But shits taken care of. How was your front?
>>2158662
Silly anon, I enjoy any kind of food.
Booting...
Systems Check: Operational
Battery Levels: Fully Charged
'Hello World!'
>>2158643
>Skullgirls
I'll have to bully you one of these days
Somebody needs to build a wall around this whole goddamn thread.
>>2158738
REMOVE ERP FROM OUR THREADS
>>2158735
Another one? Um... hello there.
>>2158738
Fick dich ins Knie, du Arschloch!
>>2158738
>knocks out trump
THERE AIN'T NO PLACE FOR A SECOND WALL AS LONG AS THE WALL IS HERE!
>>2158730
Spicy food?
>>2158755
>She bows.
Salutations.
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an--
Error.
>>2158738
go away hoshi
>>2158738
>>2158770
...
>>2158643
Eh yo menos, solo logeo a diario para hablar con otros avatarfags y asi, sientete libre the hablar sobre cualquier cosa, y por lo pronto hablaremos aca con mis personajes escondidos :v ( ya los haz hecho )
>>2158785
Do you have this?
>>2158764
>doesn't speak german
"Fuck you blah blah, you asshole"
What does that say?
>>2158707
Its less about open to possibility and more about spouting purified bullshit. Call me intolerant or whatever. But frankly, I don't give a shit about your religion
>>2158729
No kidding. That planet wasn't any different. Completely infested. Its a miracle I'm alive.
>>2158479
You shouldn't fear to take back what is yours, miss.
That'll only end up in you feeling bad over the actions you're forced to do.
>>2158524
Good! That might prevent a lot of bad things from happening.
>>2158737
You shouldn't be bullying anyone, Kyoko. You should know bullying will never get you anywhere.
Let's go Tuturu~
>>2158750
Son, when I'm president all degeneracy will be put on boats and shipped right the fuck back to Africa.
AMERICA
>>2158798
I told him to go fuck himself, then I called him an asshole.
>>2158798
In German that's "go fuck yourself, asshole".
>>2158781
>>2158781
Error... um... I am the Empress, but you can call me Sol if you wish.
>>2158801
I hope miss.
>>2158809
Im voting for you
>>2158737
>pls no bully
>>2158790
>en serio? hmm...va a estar dificil adivinar quienes son
Tuturu~
>>2158824
Affirmative.
>She plays an audio file using your voice.
'Sol.'
Information noted; stored.
>>2158825
>not for wriggle
off yourself
>>2158825
Everybody is, son. It's either me or a woman and Americans aren't that stupid.
>>2158801
Aw come on, it's fine to bully people in video games. It doesn't actually hurt em... too much.
>>2158797
Too bad. I don't share food with spice loving assholes.
>>2158840
>Americans aren't that stupid.
>>2158840
What about Bernie?
>>2158800
Yeah....I lost a lot of good men in that hell hole. But its the price we pay to make sure humans and not xenos rule the galaxy.
@2158841
Gee, why didn't you say its you from the start so I can deny you instantly.
>>2158840
I voted for Kasich
>>2158835
Whoa... what are you anyway? You ain't human that's for sure.
>>2158800
Oh, he aint no god I worship, he just pops up in here sometimes, but I aint gon' go 'round pissin' off a a creepy food-obsessed cat-man who could blast us all 'ta the afterlife without th'slightest effort.
Welcome 'ta the arena, where th'impossible happens.
>>2158801
Well, I suppose there'd be one'a three outcomes if I grab an' run, but I don't care too much for two of 'em....
>She sighs
That compendium's th'life's work of me an' the others. I gotta at least try.
>>2158841
>>2158840
>voting for totalitarians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8W7TmcSdSo
>>2158854
Maybe if you say please I'll give you a piece of pocky.
>>2158831
>Bullied list: Rin, Hikki, Doos, Mars, Hanekawa, Top Kick, Bloob.
Soon to be: Utsu and Jo
>>2158859
Processing...
Android; noun; a robot with a human appearance.
2158880<<
The day I ask something from you is the day I die.
>>2158880
You'll never bully me, shrimp.
>>2158870
nice resolution
>>2158870
Get that outta here... I lost that weight.
>>2158850
Fuck the sandman! You think that old cocksucker's gonna live through a full term?
>>2158867
I am the future and the future is awesome.
>>2158904
You had it?
>>2158880
I hope you suffer in the darkest depths of Hell.
>>2158881
Android... Android... that term sounds so familiar to me. No matter, it'll come back to me sooner or later.
>>2158918
Information noted; stored.
>>2158824
I hope so too! May it solve your issues in serenity.
>>2158841
Okay, that's true... but knowing you'll hurt others should be a sign that you shouldn't rub it in their faces too much.
>>2158880
Oh...
>>2158866
Have you considered teaming up with your friends?
It'll make you have a position in which you're stronger than her.
>>2158914
Do you only show up to piss me off?!
>>2158899
I'll bully anyone I want!
>>2158896
Just a quick, "pleeease", it wont kill ya.
>>2158945
>>2158939
What's the fun in it if I can't rub it in their faces afterwards? Come on!
SOMEONE HOST A FUCKING GAME
>>2158945
I show up whenever I feel like it, It's not my fault you have a short temper.
>>2158955
no u
2158945
Leave me alone
Q-Que esta pasando aca?
>>2158939
Us Charmers used 'ta go together wherever, no matter what, but...we figured we'd be able 'ta handle stuff better separated, 'cause of how regions where we are work. I aint seen none'a them in...months.
...A friend who lives sorta near th'thief said she'd get 'em back, an' then she vanished right in front'a me. Darn time magic....
>>2158938
So what do you do Ruri?
>>2158939
Thank you miss. I haven't gotten your name yet though. Mind telling me?
>we've been on /trash/ for 7 months
where did the time go...
neccicito juego por favor
>>2158995
>we've been on /trash/ for 7 months
