Games continued.
day two
>>215500
>>215508
>giggles
Little does he know, all he get's is broken condoms.
>>215508
TIMEOUT! I'm injured!
Why are we giving attention to Hoshi and his friends again? Are they not everyone else's friends except Hoshi?
>>215508
... Mmmm... Zzz...
>I think I'll be heading off to actually sleep now.
>Thanks for all the games by the various number of hosts.
>Goodnight everyone
>>215508
You were holding out on me??
Pray we don't meet again, Maria...
>>215495
Is some wrong, Mistress?
>>215462
Very well.
>>215466
Mom, you're embarrassing me...
>>215472
No! You have the wrong man! I'm nothing more than a mechanic!
>>215474
Please, we all know cancer is what saves this community. Without it this place would be dead.
>>215477
We...we can no longer do that, my dear Spike...
>>215480
IT'S TOTALLY RAPE! HE JUST SAID IT RIGHT TO MY PURE FACE THAT HE'S GOING TO "FUCK YA AND RIP MY BLOODY BALLS OFF"
I dont understand namesync.
Someone explain it to me
>>215528
Why not?
Someone needs attention.
>>215530
Goodnight Komachi
>>215508
Didn't expect me to poison Hoshi's dick, did you King Knight?
>>215508
OUT OF NOWHERE
>>215530
GNight Komachi, sleep well.
>>215485
Oh..Why don't I die?
>>215508
Who else but Adachi would have my back doing that.
>>215543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4
I'm gonna do it.
>>215527
>>215536
Did you remember to take your packed lunch by the way ?
>>215545
I blame Maria's fat ass! I couldn't see ahead of us!
>>215430
>Oh and maybe you want to try it in another program like Gimp 2, much better tools to use in it.
>>215533
But praying is something a demon shouldn't do~
>>215545
This is not what I meant by being stoned!
>>215530
Good night Komachi
>>215545
>mfw Rei is crushed
>>215552
DON'T DO IT, YOU MADMAN.
>>215545
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY-
>>215536
You told me last time if you ever said that then you are truly my prince and I must kiss you to bring back your memory!
>Tfw you're pathetic enough to have to shit talk other people in this community to look cool, be accepted by others, and get attention
>Tfw you can't do it by hosting and RPing like a good boy
>>215545
Oh my mistake, I tripped over and you just happened to be in front of me.
>>215545
>Boulders
>>215552
DO IT
WE ALL NEED A TIMEOUT
>>215530
Good night.
>Maria Naruse
>>215546
I would assume it's either because you have more will power then a flower or simply because I don't care if a flower dies but I care if you do hmmm?
>>215555
You did have a sprained ankle.
>>215545
They hurt more than I thought they would.
>>215552
>do et
>>215552
DO IT, ULTRON
TAKE OUT THE /trash/!!
>>215535
Not at all. It's good to see you. I request your presence later alright? I'm hungry
>>215552
DO IT
>>215566
>Caring about being cool in the community
>>215583
Okay, maybe it was a combination of prob- Hey, that's your fault!
>>215552
DO ET
>>215585
At least you tried Mado...Good job.
>>215594
Never said it wasn't.
>>215554
Yes mom, now please stop it!
>>215564
W-Whaaaaaat!?
And now we play the waiting game.
>>215570
F me
>mfw writing RPable 1 Tribute Fatal Events is the hardest thing about hosting
>>215590
We've got his tiles coming in at-
>>215600
S-s-so...p-please!...be gentle!
>Moves in close toward your face
>>215590
From six to three!
>>215600
Only if you promise not to pick fights in the school yard today hun~
>>215610
You're attempting the impossible, Asuka.
I'm proud of you.
>>215613
And this is why Duzza is terrible.
Even though I love Duzza.
>>215591
this coming from the dude who always has to state he was the first ship ever to assert his reputation when Ta is around, and put all the other ship bitches down for there roleplay style. Fucking kek. Good one mate.
>>215581
Probably both. Just don't crush me.
>>215598
Too much pressure in winning anyways. How are things Garry?
>>215605
F you
>>215613
Boooo
>>215611
*hostiles
Daily
>>215623
Saying I brought on the hell everyone endures and trying to be cool are two different things, but I'll let you view it however you want.
>>215630
>All this salt
>>215524
Lewd
>>215612
>runs away
>>215617
>runs and thinks about starts fights
>>215624
I am saddened Mado you have no trust in me ? Hmm? I would never crush you.
>>215613
Time to blaze through some peace
>>215630
Get it guys? It's supposed to be funny because Hoshi's Asian and has a job.
Wait...
>>215624
An F for you in return
>>215635
>Hoshi
>>215624
Just relax when you're in the games and I'm doing pretty well at the moment probably going to go to sleep soon,I hope you're feeling good as well.
>>215636
I can get more lewd~
>>215630
Yup. Racism is still funny. God bless 4chan.
>>215633
I sure will.
>>215637
>yells
Grounded for a month
>>215613
Two left... they shouldn't be a problem, I'll take them down with ease. Assuming they don't accidentally kill themselves...
>>215620
I love me too.
>>215650
>smacks the back of your head
>>215654
That's not okay, Medusa!
>>215637
Huh!?....come back Prince let me save you!
>Jumps into you and attempts to kiss you.
>>215644
>muh boogeymen
Are you enjoying the one thing you're proud of doing these past few months?
>>215666
> Emperor Daniel Y. Sexbang tries to treat his infection(s).
Fixed.~
>>215536
But.. How will Bolin get his nutrition without us?..
>>215661
Oooow! I was only joking.
>>215671
>Sexbangs Danny Sex Bang
>>215611
Hajime = Tile fetish guy confirmed
>>215657
Good, exhibit more of those rights I'll be protecting. But nah seriously I don't care what everyone thinks about me on here since everyone is entitled to their own opinions of each other.
>>215674
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight.
>>215675
>Kisses and makes it better
>Not Spike
>>215678
> Oh, baby.
>>215669
>Plays dead
>>215682
>Doesn't care
>Has to state he doesn't care to make sure you know he doesn't care, so it seems he doesn't care.
Yup
>>215678
>And I'm watching GG right now
Fuck yes
>>215686
W-WHO IS THIS!
>>215638
I do trust you, just not your arms all of the time. Crushing would hurt.
>>215643
I'll cherish it.
>>215647
I try too it.. I'm probably sleeping soon too like usual. I'm doing alright, days are flying by.
>>215693
I'm not spike, if that's what you're thinking
>>215683
Sorry, I already signed all those over to nightmarish creatures and occasionally Sunset.
Oh, and my own insecurities.
It's pretty booked.
Might be able to pencil you in for three hundred years from now, though.
>>215693
>>215686
>>215700
Not me, apparently.
>>215700
...
You're scawwing me.
>>215692
Its perfect right man. Cause it just makes me smile more knowing that your laughing on the other side even remotely.
>>215690
nocannonshots.webm
>>215697
Your name?
>>215710
Well it's a good thing I'm not spike, I would be even more scary
>>215697
True true hmmm
>rubs your head
Either way you can be at my side no? Though alive seems better.
>>215697
Hopefully I can wake up at a better time so we can talk a bit more,Days have been ending quite quickly it seems.
>>215650
No!
Wahhh *runs away to hide behind a corner *
>All of these black flag operations
I love it! The intrigue, the suspense! Trust is dying, and when it finally does... Chaos.
>>215712
Completely in-character, too. Well done, Emperor.
>>215712
>Spider Events
I'm never playing your games games again out for sheer terror
>>215679
N-No...
>>215689
How do you do it, man?
>>215728
> Littlefinger
>>215689
Prince~! wake up!
>Holds you up by the collar,kissing you on the lips.
>>215712
What I CAN tell you is that it will all end next slide.
>>215731
Don't blame me, blame Rin!
Oh wait.
>>215724
But spike a cute little dragon...
>>215727
...
>>215735
I'm flattered, but no.
>>215711
>you are clear 511, take the shot.
Affirmative
>Click click
>Adjusting scope
How does it feel to shitpost? Does it feel good? Enjoy it, feel the shitpost deep inside you, begging to come out...
We're all shitposters deep inside, you just don't know it yet.
>>215740
Can we stop talking about Spike? I'm Not Spike.
>>215743
i won lose
>cody
>>215734
>>215736
>dies from loss of bodily fluids
I'm...I'm here now, God...!
>>215740
Excuse me? I'm spooky.
>>215738
I would call shenanigans, but I'm afraid she's perfectly qualified in saying whether or not I'm a failure.
>>215743
I'm starting to enjoy it a bit, myself.
>>215742
>>215747
Ah! so do you remember now Prince!?
>>215748
Don't post it.
>>215750
Sexbang is so IC
>>215747
Komaeda! Bury him!
>>215745
A dragon carebear?
>>215748
No you a cute spoopy dwagon.
>>215754
You want the booty ma'am?
>>215738
FINALE
I
N
A
L
E
>>215721
Mado, Madotsuki. And yours?
>>215725
I'd prefer alive too. For now at least.
>>215726
Like wise. Been feeling like a slug compared to everything else.
>>215756
I have no clue what you're talking about, but your lips are so soft...
>>215763
N-No need to be so rash about me dying!
>>215765
Best end.
Thank you for the game, Host.
Congratulations, Danny.
>>215765
>Convince Ultron to play a game
>He wins
PRAISE ME
>>215764
Dumb ass, it's Not Spike!
>>215761
It's tempting to post it. I might post it.
>>215764
I can be scary if I wanna be.
>>215765
Congratulations, Emperor.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>215740
I am not sure what is better...
Sushi
Or getting away from the lewd you
>>215765
THE SEXBANG!
>>215765
It was my first game in quite some time, too. I can dig it.
Thanks for hosting, man.
>>215768
Would you like some more then Prince~?
>>215768
Stop dying, then.
>>215765
Congratulations to our winner!
SEXBANG
>>215751
Bathe in it, feel the power coursing through your veins.
Can you feel it?
My plan isn't to turn the world into Shadows anymore, my plan is to turn everybody into shitposters.
You guys are making this all too easy, it's quite marvelous and how it's all coming together.
>>215765
Well done sexbang. Thanks for hosting for us
>>215764
I'm watching
>>215767
Murakumo. A pleasure it is
>>215767
I shall do the best I can hmm. Now my age old question returns to sleep or not.
>>215783
Thanks for playing, now you can see how you did
>Express games soon hopefully
>>215742
Going to have to try harder than that.
>>215767
I can understand that this week has been a bit much for me so it's nice to just relax.
>>215783
Thanks for hosting and... stuff... I guess.. loser.
>>215754
Eeeeek!
HQ I've been compromised!
Abandon the mission!
Send the evac!
Send the kriegsmarine!
SEND NATO!
SEND EVERYONE!
511 IS DANGER CLOSE!
RUN!
>>215765
Oh, right. I almost forgot to make a joke.
*Ahem* This isn't the first time I've stabbed her in the back, if you catch my drift.
>>215786
I do... I DO!!
When we all become shitposters... None of us will be! It's TRUE balance!
>>215587
>Smiles.
If that's what you wish then i shall accompany you to your room later.
>>215781
I-I gotta go do something!
>>215782
F-Fuck you, I do what I want!
>>215790
Thanks for hosting mate
>>215775
I see now.
>>215776
It'll still be cute.
>>215777
Don't worry, just a small bit of being horny... Good now don't question what I did to help with it.
>>215788
Yeah you want the booty.
>>215800
>Fucks
Still feel tough?
>>215795
You worry too much. I'm just observing 511
>>215807
It wasn't me either! I was... forget it
>>215800
I'll be awaiting your return then Prince,I'll make you a cake for your reunion!
>>215790
Thankaronies for hosting
>>215791
>>215810
OH NO!
THEY KNOW MY CALLSIGN!
I'VE BEEN BURN NOTICED!
>Enters thread
>Pays respect to The Emperor
>Leaves
>>215813
I didn't say it was... You.
>>215816
>inb4 makes it a pink cake and puts hair in it so they get inside Souda.
>>215817
How's your adventures in steam game validation going?
>>215807
I do not
>>215818
...you don't know me do you? It's me, murakumo
>>215820
Well neither did I... so... shut up
>>215807
OK :3
>>215819
>>215824
Its basically done, i'm just installing games now I never had the space for installing for
>>215797
I'm glad you see and understand my plan, I've been plotting this all from the start. You first be nice to everybody, get them all trusting you and then you slowly convert them.
Those who don't accept the conversion still become shitposters, because they then start shitposting against me for trying to convert them.
It's a glorious master plan and all these fools are none the wiser, it's only a matter of time before this entire community becomes shitposters.
I shall be King then.
>>215819
Baby come back, you can blame it all on Rei, she was memeing and fucked every~one day up.
>>215826
So observing so she doesn't bet in trouble huh?
>>215827
Okay.
>>215828
>Throws sushi at
>>215818
Have some torpedoes.
>>215820
Hmm~?
>>215790
Congrats best person alive, besides me
Thanks for hosting, As always Mokou.
>>215826
>Hiding
G-Guten morgen.
>>215836
>"It talks"
You speak the English
Danke, I have enough.
>Scary
>>215835
>Hoshi blaming anything on me, Ever.
I'm like his waifu.
Nice try maria.
>>215833
And the most beautiful thing... There is nothing anyone can do to stop it!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
>>215775
>praises
>>215783
Congrats Emperor and thanks host
>>215833
Aren't we all shitposters from the start? So that means your king now right?
>>215789
You should sleep. You deserve it after the other day. But I'm here also here.
>>215793
Relaxing is hard, I prefer the easy thing of sleep.
>>215836
>Sinks you.
Wahahahahahahahaha!
>>215835
>catches it with my mouth
:3
Sushi is yummy
>>215837
You know what I said.
>>215844
Luv u bby.
>>215835
I have my reasons for my actions
>>215843
Come out. You know me good and well. No need to be scared
>>215851
No you don't :(
Hoshi is my nigger
>>215847
I can't sleep though,I get too anxious.
>>215850
You're welcome cat-boy.
>>215853
Care to share?
>>215847
I won't argue with you this time. Show them who the strongest is Mado
>pats your head and sets you on the ground
As for me slumber calls. Feel free to join when you are done here hmmm.
>>215843
Ja, ich spreche Deutsch und.
>>215848
>Submerges on purpose.
>>215851
How did you know~ I might put myself in the cake then.
>>215845
That is correct.
There are no /hga/ mods to ban me now, as we have officially migrated to /trash/. I can now put my plan into overdrive, anonposting to every single person that I wish. It's quite exhilarating knowing I can't be stopped, even if I have just told everybody here my plan.
IT
CAN'T
BE
STOPPED.
I will be the true King of this place, and I shall be referred to as "King Adachi, Lord of the Shitposters" when I am finished.
>>215856
You know if I weren't getting married or in a relationship I'd tap that ass of yours.
>>215868
Because you seem like that kind of overly obsessed person.
>>215853
>
>
Hallo.
>Reluctantly emerges from ze watah
>>215867
!Wie beurteilen Sie Deutsch?
>>215872
ALL HAIL!
>>215867
Causes a breach in your port side.
>>215872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xgjtm4_M20
>>215872
You've got my vote.
>>215856
Who cares what Hoshi thibks of you
I think you're okay and I'm like 100× better than Hoshi
Probally even 1000×
Maybe even 50 quazillion million times
>>215878
What makes you think that?
>>215878
Like I'd let you close to me.
Nah G nigga don't play dat.
>>215878
Yea about that relationship. Hime retired her ava.
>>215889
Why you gotta be like that?
>>215890
Bad news... I think I raped Kazuichi to death. Sorry.
>>215884
Nah, but you can have this gameboy instead.
>>215879
You learn the language of your enemies, you learn their tactics.
>>215889
It was a joke.
Everybody loves me
And your like best ice fairy.
>>215897
Oh shit GG CIRNO
>>215897
What are you talking about
I'm amazing!
>>215890
How obsessed you were to get with Souda just then, and I like the way you act, keep doing it.
>>215892
Oki.
>>215894
They didn't.
>>215901
F-fine, I'll just ask Nyagato then.
>pouty face.
>>215894
No such thing has happened
>>215859
Thank you ^~^
>>215788
It is, I don't meet many people.
>sorry I missed it
>>215857
Oh that's a surprise. I thought you''d love sleep. Any particular reason?
>>215863
Goodnight Morde! I'll follow you to the Shadow Isle when i'm tired.
>>215872
I like this King Adachi.
>>215889
50 quazillion million?
Y-Y'know, I'm recently divorced
>>215910
Can't argue with that fact
>>215900
That's funny! Prince cannot be killed he always comes back~
>>215909
Haaaaiii
>>215915
Any reason?
It's all good
>>215909
She doesn't know I'm here
>>215879
>>215901
>>215889
50 quazillion million times 0 is still 0
>>215912
No problem cat-boy.
>>215921
Keep that up, now what's your name?
>>215927
I'll tell her, and she trusts me.
>>215915
I do love sleep,I love to rest and relax,it's just takes awhile to sleep it's because I think about bad things usually.
>>215917
Oh, bummer.
Hope you get over it soon.
>>215910
Well duh, I'm amazing
I don't see any of you kicking shrine maiden and wizard butts, but I do that whenever I can.
It's obvious , really
>>215903
>"SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING!"
>"SHE MUST BE PURGED! PURGED!"
>She's thinking this in German, cause you know, she's from Deutschland!
>Blue eyes of anger! But instead she ends up giving you Zoolanders Blue Steel
Damn it
>Silent grrr
>>215901
>Whimpers
>Points at the Re that can own her 50 times over.
>"But, but she compromised me."
>"How can I trust her, after sh....
>"Wait a minute is that ice cream?"
>>215921
Wait, then who...?
>be me
>work in pet food warehouse
>asked to put stickers on boxes of cat food
>stickers come in multiples of 12
>throw all the 36s away
>add '? 24.' on all the 48s
>dutifully complete 24s
>fired
>worth it
How is everyone this morning?
>>215939
Coming down from this shitposting high.
Welcome back Lenny.
>>215929
You forgot we are talking about me and not you, you meanie
>>215939
10/10
your wonderful lenny
>>215933
>Hits you on the head with rolled up newspaper
Bad anon.
>>215939
Hey Lenny, pretty good, you?
>>215929
You know, I never got that. Logically speaking, wouldn't... that number... multiplied by nothing, still be... that number?
> pls no bully
>>215935
>You will never kuck Shorty with Cirno
It hurts
>>215939
>Excellent
I'm excellent as well
>>215932
My name is Megumi Amatsuka,you can call me Megu though~!
>>215937
Prince is Prince,He has looong pink hair and sharp teeth.
>>215945
but hoshi is the 0
you are 50 quazillion million times more then hoshi
50quadzillion * 0 = 9
>>215949
Anything multiplied by 0 becomes 0.
>>215952
Yeah, Shorty is like the best guy here.
You're waaaaaay outclassed
>>215932
Sure you will
>>215936
*hands ice cream*
Don't pick fights when you know you can't win it
>>215939
Hello Lenny
>>215957
This checks out.
>>215956
But I grabbed pink hair...
Who did I stick it in?!
>>215960
I just don't understand why that is, exactly.
>>215956
Prince?
>>215957
I guess I get it.
I think
>>215948
Please no bully!
>>215927
Don't like to make a scene, or talk much, too timid for most people.
>>215934
Your mind wonder into dark places? Tried thinking comfy thoughts?
>>215956
Nice to meet you Megu, I'm Maria Naruse.
>>215965
I'm telling on you during cuddle time!
>>215947
Eyy.
>>215948
I'm fine, I'm also gonna be out for the rest of the day in a few hours and I thought I'd host a game or two if I got the chance.
>>215954
Good to hear!
>>215965
What up?
>>215969
anything multiplied by 1 is that number
10 * 1 = 10 because 1 10 is 10
10 * 0 = 0 because 0 10 is 0
>>215969
Well, you know, it's like this.
100 x 1 is either 100 "ones" or one "One hundred"
100 x 0 is zero "One hundreds" or One hundred "Zeros".
One hundred zeros added together equals... 0.
>>215915
Alright have fun hmm
>>215927
>>215974
Don't let mado fool you she is the best of the best here.
>>215973
Nu, I'm gunna bully.
>Slowly pokes you over and over again.
>>215979
Well it's much appreciated if you do, and if I leave before geting to say goodbye, I wish you a good day.
>>215965
I would of had her, if you didnt render my mission a failure,
Hmph.
>"Baka"
>ice cream get
But I'll take this ice cream in lieu of selling me out.
>YUM!
>>215978
>>215980
>>215984
>>215978
ITT: Basic Math Class with Hunger Games
>>215968
That was a fake obviously planted by the great and power Prince! it's no wonder you're confused he can shapeshift and make copies of himself!
>>215971
OH my It's Prince Prince~! can I have an autograph?
>>215976
Mari~ nice to meet you!
>>215988
>Faint noises of writing another Chitoge fanfic
>>215964
At least you're loyal... I respect it.
>>215996
It's a nice change of pace.
>>215978
>>215980
>>215984
You know, I think I finally get it. Much obliged!
>>215979
Not much. Drinking too much coffee
>>215976
Nagato? Cuddling? Absolute madness.
>that fucking filenqme
>>215974
Like me then huh?
