135th Express Games.
Day four
the ride ends for one of you who couldn't find food
>>2114102
Well, the only clues I have to finding my lost memory, are all written in this journal, as it dates everything I'm to do, and to meet.
>>2114105
As you wish, my dear.
>>2114114
I wish you luck on your search, my dear.
I greatly doubt there's anything in my journal that would tell of this lost man.
>>2114137
>A hint of a blush appears at your words, he's almost shaking in his boots resisting the urge to say something along the lines of "let's find out."
>>2114151
>She pokes one of the gadgets.
I don't see how these are cute. That would be one of the last words I'd use to describe a hunk of metal, really.
Am I missing something?
>>2114169
What?
How is that even possible??
>>2114169
Well then, Battlewagon, it was nice meeting you.
>>2114167
You were lucky...
>>2114184
>smooch
>>2114168
Is your brain to small to comprehend that death does not exist here? How can you exterminate something if the thing that makes them never come back does not exist?
>>2114167
Damn it....
>>2114191
OH, HOW YOU WOUND ME!
>She brings a hand to her chest and takes a step back.
Heheh, just kidding. Of course not everyone thinks my little babies are cute, but that doesn't matter!
>>2114167
FLOWER-PICKER 7X, GO!
>>2114167
Someone...anyone, out there? Surely someone must be dying to battle me.
>>2114169
I'm not a Gemma Knight yet... i'm still in training.
>>2114184
Whoa! That would be useful in my hands... like seriously!
>>2114169 #
Alright, I will make past the bloodbath and much, much, more
>>2114167
*Pulls back her arm. Covered with thorns.*
This is slighty annoying.
>>2114184
How many times do you have to awaken the crystals?
>>2114169 (Promethian)
>P-Body plays audio file
"...Do it... For science..."
>Atlas gives up resisting and gives a thumbs up
>>2114199
>>2114170
Well?
Can you hook me up with a bounty to hunt, or are you useless?
>>2114184
And stop calling me your dear!
>>2114196
Death does not exist here?
That's not possible, that doesn't make any sense whatsoever
>>2114167
That's rude, Yukine.
>>2114184
...I'm joking.
>she looks away and takes a small step back
>>2114215
Rest in peace.
>>2114215
Run faster
>>2114234
Why am I receiving so much food?
>>2114216
I said bounty board, no bounties! I'm thinking, get this, an AUTOMATIC Bounty Board-o-tron! Picks up on crimes on its own and lists 'em out!
Huh? Huh? Whaddya think?!
>>2114234
Don't run! I need to test this new little baby out on you! There's an eighty percent chance it WON'T explode!
...
Well, guess you hit the two-zero, HAHA!
>>2114135
...
>Rubs tumtum
>>2114199
...What makes you so attached to those.. Things?
What even are they?
>>2114110
I'm not a hero....
>>2114206
Good. I want to fight you soon.
>>2114203
No matter you still look like you can be a challenge.
>>2114191
Promethean Tech. It's even older than that.
>>2114212
Hmm... That seems... Different.. show me what you have to offer
>>2114234
Y-you don't belong in the trash, don't listen to it
>>2114195
Oh, such a familiar taste, who's lips may those be?
>>2114203
Ah hah, it has been quite useful in mine.
Up until this point, at least.
>>2114211
>5 in total
>>2114218
Apologies, I only felt it was necessary.
>>2114227
>He throws his arms in the air, mimicking an oversold death scene, his lips still sealed.
>>2114234
I may only hope to find the true owner of this medication, perhaps it belongs to a beautiful maiden?
>>2114234
(If this is the future where he says b4, I'm ending it.)
>>2114259
>>2114234
It's going to take a lot more than your mere dreams to ever remove my existence, I'll warn you now.
>>2114259
I prefer to stay dry, if at all possible.
>>2114258
Um... thanks for the praise Battlewagon.
>>2114263
It stopped working? How the hell did that happened?
>>2114242
*sigh*...
Fine.
>>2114267
Uh...
B4.
>>2114254
>Pushes away
>>2114259
>>2114267
Nice punch....
>>2114263
So uh, Ringabel, is there anything you do here besides try to pick up women?
>>2114255
They're my little babies! I made every single one of 'em from scratch! My pride and joy!
>She hugs the random bunch of gadgets she grabbed.
>>2114258
Hey, neither am I! I'm just training to join the Hero Support Department, so that I can fashion up some cute little babies for the whole world!
>>2114259
Man... I wanted that... Dr. Pepper...
>>2114280
GREAT! I'll get working on that on the double, as soon as I get back to the shop!
>>2114282
Stop it Kaneki
>>2114259
Anyone I want...
>>2114280
>
>>2114288
It's out of this world.
>>2114258
I don't understand, if it's that old, how have we never found it?
>>2114291
You made.. Piles of metal from scratch?
I don't understand.
http://poal.me/bzbllu
http://poal.me/bzbllu
http://poal.me/bzbllu
>>2114263
You can talk now. No more flirting, though.
>>2114300
...
I hope the driver is okay.
>>2114300
I love you, Steven.
>>2114303
Or perhaps i was unprepared.
>>2114258
What? I was thinking more of just running away and avoid fighting, there's no way I can beat a giant robot by myself
>>2114263
F-f-five?
>>2114300
I feel bad every time someone dies from that event
>>2114299
Alright.
Guessing I need to check in with you to see the bounties, right?
>>2114303
>He flips several times, and lands at least 30 feet away.
>The Battleship board falls, and breaks in half after hitting him in the head.
>>2114331
That had to hurt.
>>2114281
W-what? D-Did I rub wrong?
>>2114316
You always have to be prepared.
>>2114329
>>2114331
>
Get up. I know it didn't hurt you that much. We have to go hunting.
>>2114304
Piles of metal?! HAHAHA! My babies are a LOT more than that!
>She tosses one on the ground and it starts playing disco music and flashing coloured lights.
HAHA! Look at that!
>>2114331
I'll tell you when this baby's done! Who KNOWS how long this kinda thing will take?
>>2114339
WHO'S HUNGRY
>>2114278
Not as though it stopped working, but it simply...stopped.
The last entry foretold of my entrance in the arena, and that's that.
>he leans in close
But between you and me, this is a perfect ice-breaker.
>>2114289
Aside from admiring your qualities, and participating in the arena, not so much.
What about you, are you perhaps a working woman?
>>2114312
>He removes his hand and lets out a puff of air overdramtically
...Why must you hurt me so? Are you not endeared by my words? Your blush was telling me otherwise.
>>2114278
No problem.
>>2114291
You are a strange human.
>>2114319
Well now..m you are no fun.
>>2114304
You humans just haven't been looking hard enough.
>>2114324
Ye, but they go by faster the more you do them.
What one are you on?
Voop
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=ZXYJnQiY
>>2114351
Uh, no, I'm just a student.
>>2114335
>He gets up, and rubs his head.
It did.
>>2114343
Hurry up.
>>2114329
>>2114342
>He snickers.
Smarter than you look.
>>2114346
Looks like I have a bounty to catch.
>>2114346
I can wait this out forever.
>>2114329
>rest in fucking pieces utsutsu. mixtape too fire
>>2114351
It's not that...I just have a hard time accepting compliments...
>>2114336
I just want to be left alone.
>>2114343
>She stares at the gizmo in awe.
Woah.. What..
How does that..?
What is this?
>>2114354
I guess we haven't been.
Is that a real spacesuit?
>>2114354
Like I say, nothing wrong with being a little strange! I get acknowledged by the pros, AND I'm in the most prestigious hero school in the world!
So obviously being weird works!
>>2114359
Hey, I'm not even at my shop right now! How am I supposed to build something big like that if I'm not at the shop?
>>2114342
Preparation and good training.
>>2114359
You need more training.
>>2114346
Well shoot, I was hoping that Tiki would win... darn.
>>2114351
How's this a perfect ice-breaker.
>He looks at Ringabel, obviously oblivious to what he is saying
>>2114346
Best feast ever
>>2114357
oh, is it your turn after Mokou?
>>2114357
You put a lot of work into this, didn't you? Great work Hikari-san.
>>2114383
Final 4 !
>>2114370
I know how you feel. I lost my queen too.
>>2114372
HAHAHA! You think THAT'S something cool, I gotta show you some of my other little babies!
>She starts digging around in her pockets for some more things to show off.
I just finished my Shrink Ray today after spending the entire day at about an inch tall! What a ride that was!
Thankfully someone was willing to keep me in their skirt pocket while I finished the Grow function! Haha!
>She pulls out a futuristic looking handgun.
Pretty cute, right?
>>2114383
I thought violence would be the answer.
>>2114383
Yeah, I think you're right
>>2114386
Not really...
I gotta test it a bit first
Though here's an updated version:
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=N3HoQKbW
I might host of Friday though
>>2114395
Whaddya talkin' about, Girlie?
>>2114258
>Atlas and P-Body look at each other, then shrug
>>2114400
Shrink.. Ray..?
It's like a Stand, but.. Not.
How do you make these Stand contraptions?
>>2114357
Whoa... can't wait to battle in this arena! Looks great!
>>2114410
The tension... I can feel it! I'm on the edge of my seat here!
>>2114410
I believe Mokou's new friend will be the winner.
>>2114414
Oh that sounds wonderful, I'll see you then!
>>2114372
It's my body.
Not a suit.
>>2114374
Well that pretty interesting of you to say. I like your style
>>2114410
Get it right. I'm coming after everyone.
>>2114358
Is that so? Still enticing, ever more.
...Ah, sorry.
>>2114365
Is that so? Surely I mustn't have been the only one to point out your perfections.
>>2114381
I tell them that our meeting was simply fate, and that it's all written in this journal.
>>2114418
Did you not have a queen?
>>2114436
What is it?
>>2114421
I think we've got some clearing up to do. I told you what a Quirk is, but you never said what a Stand is.
>>2114427
Hey, you're a robot, you want me to supe you up with some of my little babies?
>>2114426
What do you mean "new friend" ?
>>2114436
So that's how you get the ladies. Can you take me under your wing? Because I would love to know how to talk to women.
>>2114437
Not that, you just ain't lookin' royal to me.
>>2114450
Our final four is now the final two
>>2114355
3rd
>>2114437
>Licks your mouth
>>2114447
Well, I've never seen you before.
I don't know how long Mokou has been here, but it's great to see she has allies
>>2114458
Hypothermia? I blame-
Surely you don't mean to say me dear. You can't be that foolish.
>>2114419
Well.. how can I show you my combat skills then...?
>>2114446
I'm fun. Already made with everything I need.
>>2114470
......
>>2114458
I told yo-
>>2114469
You've missed everything then, but I don't have tme to talk about it now, maybe one day.
Good night everyone !
>>2114436
U-Um...sometimes people mistake my hair for cat ears and call me cute...but that's about it...
>>2114478
>P-Body points to Atlas and nods
>>2114442
Nothing, nothing at all.
>>2114452
Gladly so.
I've never been one for the master and pupil relationship, but you seem quite content on this goal.
>>2114460
You can plow through them in like 20 minutes if you wanted, I'm sure you can get through it tomorrow, if not tonight.
>>2114485
>he chuckles
Well, they surely wouldn't be wrong, would they?
>>2114457
You don't need to be royal to have a queen.
>>2114465
>pushes away
Not now, Hartmann.
>>2114479
You can't blame me, I've just arrived to this place!
Oh well, have a good night's rest, Mokou's friend
>>2114427
What?
How does that even..?
>>2114446
Oh, I'm.. Probably not the right person to ask for that.
I suppose you can think of it as something similar to your Quirks.
A special ability some people have.
>>2114470
Good evening, Minako-chan.
>>2114458
One of them had to live, here's the better of the two
KEH
>>2114488
Like I said only if both agree..
>>2114496
Well... Like this.
*Open his face plate showing his skull*
New Autocropper version guys
https://www.dropbox.com/s/oka13ez4ckow03s/HG%20AutoCropper%203.0.2.exe?dl=1
>>2114490
I don't know. I would like to think of myself as more....intimidating...than cute. I do have the power to kill people by touching them.
Isn't that scary?
>>2114478
...
>>2114498
Hi there, Ryoji-kun!
>>2114508
>>2114514
Thanks!
start shitposting
>>2114492
Last time I checked, ya do.
>>2114504
Congratulations, Venuz.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>2114517
I don't trust that link.
>>2114479
Goodbye for now.
>>2114504
Congratulations Venus. Anything to add Ruby?
*notices the crater next to her, incomprehensible yelling coming from it*
Oh. Well our thanks for hosting, Mokou.
Shit game
>>2114520
Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something on my face?
>>2114490
>He jumps into the air, ecstatically.
Thank you very much Ringabel! I won't let you down.
>>2114504
Thank you for the battle.
>>2114517
Someone test this shit
>>2114478
You sure? I'm sure I got something you don't!!
>>2114496
Well, I don't put any Quirks into my babies, so I doubt there's a Stand in 'em either. Just RAW science baby!
>>2114504
Thanks host! I hope I put on a show!
>>2114490
You said sorry for something.
>>2114525
I just checked the update button on 3.01
it's real
>>2114504
So congratulations Yung Venuz, you are the new einner of the Express Games!
>>2114520
Can I help you..?
>>2114504
Oh what a banging ending!
Well met... Triangle..?
Many thanks host.
>>2114504
>Atlas and P-Body give thumbs up to the winners
>>2114515
>Both gives thumbs up for science
>>2114543
Thank you for the game Mokou.
>>2114543
Congrats, Venuz.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2114479
Goodnight.
>>2114543
Congratulations. And thanks for the game.
>>2114543
Thanks to everyone for playing
>>2114538
>>2114525
Sorry senpaitachi just click the update button in 3.0.1
Gotta go to sleep, night
>>2114543
Congratulations, pal.
>Thank you for hosting, Mokou.
>>2114539
Science, huh..?
Maybe science isn't a waste of time after all.
>>2114515
Eeh.. That doesn't explain much other than scaring me.
>>2114518
You've already been doing so, your alluring gaze alone has been piercing my heart this entire time.
Though, tell me about this skill of yours, being able to end the life of one at a simple touch.
>>2114536
I don't doubt you for a second, Hiro.
>>2114540
Hmm? Oh, I accidentally let a compliment out, but I think it either went over your head, or you chose to ignore it.
>>2114534
There's nothing on your face! Well...except for what is normally on a face.
>>2114544
I'm not sure...
Who are you again?
>>2114545
Well than...
Come at me without any Mercy!
>>2114539
No I'm fine. Everything I need is built into me.
>>2114517
>download the new version
>computer turns into a bomb and blows up, killing my wife and three kids
>now I have to post from my neighbor's xbox
thanks a lot aikawa
>>2114560
thank you for the game, Mokou
>>2114562
>dat word filter
>>2114560
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2114560
Thanks for hosting!
>>2114569
Yeah, uh, it went over my head then...
>>2114560
Thank you for having us.
>>2114562
I wish you pleasant dreams, perhaps I may even appear in them?
>>2114562
Didnt change much
>>2114522
If you want to protect someone, they may as well be your king. Like Chess. But she's a she, so I say Queen.
>>2114543
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>2114573
no problem
>>2114585
HAHAHAHA
>>2114572
>Atlas fires a portal on the ground and at the roof, sending you into a falling-loop
>>2114570
What's...normally on my face?
>>2114560
Thanks for havin' us, Mokou.
Grats to the winner.
>>2114569
Alrighty, so what is my first lesson? I'm dying to hear it.
>>2114562
Good night to you, sweet dreams.
>>2114562
Seeya friend-o!
>>2114566
YEAH! You BET it's no waste!
Science is my life! I'm gonna be the biggest mind in the hero industry one day!
>>2114572
Awwww, alright. I'll keep thinking of things anyways though!
>>2114585
probably because you aren't running it right
>>2114585
kekd
let me know tomorrow or so and I can work on a fix, provided it's not happening because you run it on a dinosaur
>>2114574
you'll get them next time, glad you enjoyed
>>2114566
I was human at one point. But turned into this war machine.
>>2114570
Battlewagon... Come to thank about.. I never seen you before...?
>>2114611
This was my first time, I wasn't prepared
>>2114585
>>2114562
>>2114517
>>2114626
>>2114560
(Thanks for hosting)
>>2114626
>>2114604
...You're not already?
I've never seen anything like these things of yours.
>>2114624
How is something like that even possible?
>>2114562
Goodnight, Aikawa.
>>2114569
>she picks up a flower and demonstrates her powers
I can use it to heal people too, by draining my own life force...
>>2114595
Really? You don't know what's on your own face?
A nose, your eyes, your eyebrows, your mouth, and that cute little mark under your left eye.
>>2114624
You probably haven't, Battlewagon! I'm Minako.
someone post that autistic touhou video the doll one
>>2114593
*Goes through a loop*
Wee. This is fun..!
*Teleports*
*Teleport right behind Altas*
Anything else?
>>2114626
>>2114648
>fires top portal at the ground, fling you into the sky
>>2114638
I'm just a student right now. You gotta give this stuff time and training! Some of my babies still fail on me from time to time, but not all of them explode, so that's a plus! Hah!
>>2114626
>I don't get it
>also , that looks aweful
>>2114681
How new are you?
>>2114604
Well that's how you humans function. Always thinking.
>>2114638
I really don't feel like explaining the process.
>>2114642
Well hello Minako!
Nice to meet you!
>>2114670
*Flies*
*Crash lands back*
...
Ow...
guys junko died
>>2114681
You're not really missing anything important, ribbit.
Where did anon find the autistic touhou vids?
>>2114696
>I've been lurking for a few days, so I decided I pick up an avatar to participate, seems fun enough
Junko burial games when?
>>2114715
/jp/ probably, since it's home to both touhou and autism.
booby
>>2114705
Right then, robo-dude! I'll catch you later!
>>2114713
But YOU'RE missing out on that sweet little baby I showed you earlier! Now where did I put that thing...
>She starts searching her pockets.
>>2114673
>She presents to you her Stand, a canister of what seems like spray paint.
This is Cream Starter.
Could you modify this somehow?
>>2114705
Alright, fine.
I'm still interested, nonetheless.
Maybe another time.
>>2114642
Oh...right, sorry.
>he smiles
I think your face is very cute too.
>>2114713
Why are you ribbiting?
>>2114705
>Atlas walks over and pokes you
>>2114744
Oh, YOU BET! What sorta mods you looking for, huh?
>>2114725
>a new person
I AM EXPERIENCING HOPE!!
PLEASE STAY AND IGNORE THE MEAN PEOPLE THEY'RE JUST BEING TSUNDERE
>>2114731
When I host them.
>>2114750
Don't all frogs go "ribbit"? Why would I be ribbiting?
>>2114737
L-like I said, I appreciate it, but I think I'd be better off just practicing on my training.
>>2114772
>hugs
I want to bone _____
>>2114725
>New person
>They're actually pretty nice from what I've seen so far
>>2114762
I always wonder why people would even lurk /trash/
>>2114583
May we only hope the other ones don't.
>>2114599
First lesson? Let's start by throwing on the field, choose the closest girl to you, and go talk to her.
I need to see just how experienced you are in this aspect.
>>2114639
How...mesmerizing.
Such a dangerous power, yet in the hands of someone so alluring...it's almost beautiful.
>>2114760
>I see, thanks for explaining anon
>>2114762
>you sure are exited. I'll do my best
>>2114776
oh... I wasn't expecting this
>>2114791
>Well this place looks like fun, I'm giving it a shot
>>2114776
C'mon now! You know this little baby's gonna double up your power right? That's what my babies do best!
>>2114758
Maybe make it spray farther, if you can.
>>2114725
Good luck! Have fun!
>>2114789
Junko
>>2114789
Too obvious.
>>2114755
Bye bye!
>>2114744
So what about you Hot Pants?
>>2114755
Yes...?
>>2114814
>you people sure are exited, I'll do my best
>>2114801
Really!?
>He looked at you in shocked, but the shock turned into a confident grin
I gotcha Ringabel watch me!
>>2114809
So... how's it going?
>He looks at you with a big smile
>>2114813
>She comes up really close to examine the spray bottle.
Yeah, YEAH! I think I got just the thing for this! You ever seen one of those wind-milly-things?
>>2114782
>
>>2114807
It was like a ice pick poking my brain.
NEW GAME
WHEEEEN
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>>2114823
>What can I say? Misery loves company.
>>2114819
There's not much to tell.
And not much I care to tell, either.
I'm just a normal man.
>>2114830
A windmill?
Yes, plenty. Why?
http://poal.me/esjmjj
http://poal.me/esjmjj
http://poal.me/esjmjj
>>2114819
>Atlas fires a portal at the moon and aims at the ground and looks at you.
>>2114835
Probably later.
>>2114835
RIGHT NOW.
Give me a second.
>>2114809
Is something wrong? Is it bad that I'm a frog for some reason?
>>2114812
Yes, but... what if they malfunction? I don't think it'd be worth the risk, ribbit.
>>2114829
I'm doing great, thank you for asking.
I'm Sanae, who are you?
>>2114835
I'm sure it will be soon!
>>2114837
>You could say that
>>2114801
>laughs
You're a handful, aren't you, Ringabel?
Since Garnet and Pearl are gem stones, does that mean Spike wants to eat them out?
>>2114745
>looks away, flustered
Oh...thanks...Ryoji-kun.
>>2114865
>he knows about autisms universe and mlp lore
kys no face
>>2114860
I'll..take that as a compliment.
>>2114856
I wasn't expecting to see youkai here.
So you're a frog youkai... now that I look at it , you have some similarities with Lady Suwako
>>2114874
Only because I have hung around here long enough to see both of their sides toss around references retaining to their shows.
>>2114809
Welcome. Hope you have a good time.
>>2114865
No it means he would eat us for nutrition. Not whatever you said.
>>2114801
It's a big responsibility...and I haven't gotten the hang of it completely yet so I try to use it only if necessary...
>>2114849
*Reload Incineration Cannon*
*Aims and fire at the wall behind them*
Don't even think about it...
>>2114844
Alright. That acceptable
>>2114789
All of the 501st that isn't Perrine!
>>2115018
fuck off gogo