Bang.
Line up, get yourselves ready for battle. I require a name from everyone.
Sans
Mii Swordfighter
>>2112977
Takeshita
Diverguy
>>2112977
Sanae
>>2112977
Fujiwara no Mokou
Utsutsu
>>2112977
Sayaka Maizono
Thank you for hosting again.
Marco
>>2112977
Spike
Iceberg-chan
Burrito
Temjin
Mami Tomoe
King Dedede
>>2112970
Indeed. But it's official.
>>2112975
Nooooope. I got some reports that people have found it saying somewhere in the instruction manual, but as far as I know, that's the only mention of what species Dedede is in the entire series.
Hanekawa
Squid Kid
>>2112977
Mil Muertes
OTP
Lewd Yukari
Yukine
Revolver Kino
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Hole fetish
>>2112977
Mimi Tachikawa
Hiro
The Booties
Matsuda
Fake Ibuki
Iso
Hihi!~
Miyafuji Yoshika
>>2112977
Garnet
Mahaaa
Mii Gunner
Tiki
>>2112977
Billy Joel
Midare
Fagit
A FUCKING SHARK
>>2112977
Atlas and P-Body
Ringabel
>>2112986
Hmm, I was almost certain it was a given name, like myself.
>>2112957
>He takes his an plants a kiss on the top of your hand
It's a pleasure to meet you, Miharu.
Chasar
Dyke-chan
Gear
Captain Walker
Ike
Airi's dad dies like a faggot.
Durrive
>>2113007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOEr7kiysrE
Eggman-kun
>>2112977
Maria and harusame
Corbo Attonu
>>2113019
You're based
>Gear
>>2113042
A given name? So Ringabel is just a given name then?
Major Ocelot
>>2112983
they didnt lure me here i just started being here more often
if someone enjoys my company then who am i to take that away from them
Undead-chan
>>2113007
>I'm shocked and confused. And am now trying to figure out why I ever thought he was a penguin.
Punished Cirno
>>2113042
You didn't have to do that, but, uh, it's a pleasure to meet you too.
>>2113064
>deads you
>sexually
A nice pair of soaked tits
>>2112977
Scanty
>Blah
>>2113003
I'm having an excellent day.
>>2113059
You're two faced
>Pac
Ready?
Hatsume Mei
![[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.02_[2016.03.29_15.45.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dOUEbtw.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.02_[2016.03.29_15.45.58].jpg")
>>2113059
Thank you~ Thank you~
>>2113072
T-that's lewd!
>>2113054
I think we can all agree to forget the fact that they called Dedede an eagle and continue to live in denial and call him a penguin.
All of us like him like that anyways. Or at least 98% of us do.
>>2113065
The anime called him a penguin like once, but that was Escargoon and it could've been an insult.
>>2113054
Ignore it all you want, my dear, but not even you may stay ignorant to your own dazzling perfection.
>>2113060
It seems that way, as I woke up one day with nothing in my own company, save this here journal.
>>2113071
Why of course I did, your palm with such sparkling beauty, I felt it was only necessary.
>>2113019
My very first waifu.
>ava someone I dont like
>mfw other people like the ava
>>2113080
FUCKING GO GET EM SPECIAL CRIME FAGS!
>>2113080
Ready to play ball.
>>2113080
...If i have to. Mother, give me strength!
>>2113076
True
>Gear
>>2113080
"Engaging Combat Mode"
>He draws his Rifle Sword.
>>2113080
Let us begin.
>>2113080
Ready as I'll ever be.
>Get told Str/tank builds don't work in Dark Souls 2
>Decide to go with a "Bunch everyone's shit and roll around at the speed of sound" build
>It doesn't work for me
>Do a Str/tank build
>Literal rape train in heavy armor
>mfw
>>2113090
Huh... that's kinda how my mother found me actually.
>>2113080
Good luck everyone
Dubs and i jerkoff on the airplane
>>2113100
>Why did I put his!? It should be it's
>>2113080
Ready
>>2113080
Ready.
>>2113089
>he will always be a penguin in my heart
>>2113090
D-Don't do that, Ringabel.
>>2113088
>lewds
>hardcore
>takes your souls
nothin' personnel kid
Let us begin.
SHOWDOWN!
>>2113089
>I remember that show. I'm just gonna keep calling him a penguin because he doesn't look like any eagle.
>>2113067
http://orig08.deviantart.net/62cb/f/2015/186/7/c/cirno_by_sonellion-d900ew3.jpg
>>2113092
>Play a shit
>People actually like her
![[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_05.05_[2016.03.29_16.04.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/izkt7jB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_05.05_[2016.03.29_16.04.20].jpg")
>>2113080
Ready to go!
Gooood luck everyone!
>>2113091
<3
>>2113116
Assisting.
>>2113090
My palm? That's a new one.
>>2113126
Uh oh...
>>2113116
that'd be considered a terrorist attack
>>2113125
>Puts on new fancy never breaking "Ring of Sacrifice but not really" ring
>Doesn't lose souls
psssh...
Is every host manually entering custom events or is there some kind of code that you're putting in to enter them in all at once?
>>2113131
Everyone likes cute animu grills you baka
>>2113126
...!?
>>2113130
Thanks you!
>>2113126
O-oh...
>>2113125
>pokes with a stick
Shouldn't you be dead?
>>2113133
Ayy lmao
>>2113126
I'll be watchin, Mami.
>>2113123
Same.
>>2113126
Notto disa shiet agen
>>2113130
He'll always be a penguin to me.
>>2113126
>It looks at everyone with confusing, not knowing what to do
>>2113126
>Atlas and P-Body nervously shake
>>2113126
>2 drives.
AYY
>>2113126
This doesn't sound very well....
>>2113142
create custom events once, save it on BS, load code afterwards
>>2113142
Manually
I enter as I go personally
>>2113126
...I'm gloomy.
>>2113126
Vision, don't fail me now.
![[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.51_[2016.03.29_15.47.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/puMPZSm.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.51_[2016.03.29_15.47.37].jpg")
>>2113126
This is no fun
>>2113113
Is that...so?
>He looks a lot more interested, as if women escaped his mind altogether
Tell me more.
>>2113123
Apologies, my dear, I saw my chance and I took it.
Not to say what I said wasn't true, cause it very much is.
>>2113135
Your hands, your curvaceous body, your gorgeous face all of it is in perfection.
It would only make any sane man weak at the knees, I'm barely standing as is.
>>2113146
>Implying
>I also meant that she's a shit and is like 3rd worst girl in her series
>>2112892
Damn, that's freaky.
I kinda want that ability too. But I don't know what I'd use it for.
>>2112896
I don't know... I was just going to look at the sky. I understand if you're bored.
>>2113126
And the winner is
>>2113126
from "THE RIDE NEVER ENDS" to "if you blink you'll miss the ride"
>if walker wins my sides launch
>>2113126
All my money is on the beautiful woman.
>>2113179
Really?
>lightly shoves you just to test it
>>2113186
It's not a Quirk that'll help me become a hero, but hey! It's useful in my line of work too!
It's like... a free microscope!!
>>2113187
It'll be fine Boss
>>2113187
Ocelot what was in that needle?
>>2113126
Not this again!
>>2113179
>He tries his damnest to remember the details
Uh... I was crying in the forest... then a woman showed up and took me to her house. She then gave me the name Hiro because... because... Damn it... I don't remember.
>>2113187
Savage human.....
>>2113138
>deletes the item from your inventory
>rapes
>>2113150
a little elf girl wished hard enough and i was dragged out of the gates of hell
>>2113187
>Atlas guns down the other tributes
>>2113187
why aren't they all dead?
____ x ____
>>2113187
"ERROR! ERROR! Heavy Damage!"
>>2113187
The jews did this.
>>2113217
My ex's tits
My head
>>2113187
Yukari is a very powerful Youkai, I should have been more careful
>>2113217
Hane x kawa
>>2113217
Too, Obvious.
>>2113217
Sanya x Martin
>>2113217
Hikki
His glass dildo
>>2113213
>pushes back into the gates of hell
>>2113217
Sanya x Erica
>>2113187
Hand them over young one.
>>2113187
I can't seem to catch a break...
>>2113217
Myself x fucking suicide
>>2113224
Atlas and P-Body are frustrated with the state of their mission
>>2113217
My head, gun
>>2113236
>gets pushed back out
>>2113224
AGH!! Biting into this snake... wasn't the greatest idea..
>>2113187
>>2113225
She should have been more careful too.
>>2112986
>>2113208
>He seems shocked, then nervous.
Wh-what?
No!
Don't be ridiculous!
>He forces a laugh.
>>2113217
My sword, neck
>>2113217
>>2113236
>>2113230
>>2113252
You're that that from the bamboo forest aren't you?
What are you doing here, may I ask?
>>2113248
Boring
>>2113197
>He starts mimicking the heart attack again
Oh...just a simple touch from such perfection..and I'm already dwindling on air..
..I can't take much more..
>>2113208
It's alright if you're unable to remember, as I can't remember much myself.
I can't help but notice a similarity in your story, and mine.
>>2113236
>>2113260
I meant
Sanya X Eila X Erica
>>2113224
Something is wrong
>>2113217
Sanya x Kamina
>>2113262
>feeds a slice of cake
>>2113261
>whoopsie daisy, I meant ''that girl''
>>2113270
>Atlas and P-Body are ripped apart
>>2113179
Perfection doesn't exist...
>>2113186
>closes her eyes slowly
No, that's okay. I think I'll take a quick nap...
>>2113217
>me x bleach
>>2113269
T-Take another name out.
>>2113280
Sanya x Erica?
Sanae Ava?
>>2113255
>He stares at your hand
Well... if you say so.
>>2113266
I-I'm sorry... but, let's not think of the past. The future is where it is!
>>2113213
>Parries rape
>>2113261
>>2113273
The forest got boring. This is a nice change of pace.
What's a good program to make 3d models of people with?
>>2113224
Sweet
>>2113284
>Apparently so
>>2113270
I feel unusually drained...
>>2113272
>eats cake
>>2113291
blender
>>2113270
0xc004f074 reference cannot be accesssed
>>2113269
Sanya x Eila
>>2113289
Is that so?
I got the permission of Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako to take a little vacation from my shrine maiden duties.
But it seems a lot of humans need my help here/
>>2113283
N-No, put me back in and take another one out!
>>2113266
Stop being a big baby.
>>2113288
>is unable to be parried
>you take the rape
>Takes your souls
nerd
>>2113300
good girl
>>2113287
>He puts his hand behind his back and forces another laugh.
Just a habit.
I...I tend to open and close my hand when I'm thinking! Yeah...
>>2113306
>Puts Eila back in
>Takes her out once more
*Materialized*
Hello hello combatants!
>>2113302
Warning: Data corruption imminent. Please save all opened executibles.
>>2113325
Keep me in permanently, Hartmann.
>>2113313
A odd habit... but I guess i'll just have to get use to it.
>>2113329
Hello there.
>>2113329
ahoy battlewagon
>>2113329
A real mech robot?
Technology sure has advanced while I was gone
>>2113334
Why would I post as anon?
>>2113329
WOAH!
How'd you do that?! You got some sort of crazy Quirk??
>>2113334
>What a beautiful duwang
>>2113329
>Atlas and P-Body wave "hello"
>>2113334
>>2113348
>>2113329
>Mislink of the decade
>>2113277
Why, sure it does! I'm looking it right in the eye.
>>2113287
Right, the future..oh, so many maidens I've yet to meet!
My heart churns from excitement.
>>2113308
Only when you stop being so gorgeous, my dear.
>>2113336
Guess so...
>You hear another, higher pitched voice yawn from behind his back.
>>2113154
>>2113224
Thank you Kyoko, I'm sorry I let you down on this one.
I didn't think it would end up in destroying my soul gem..
>>2113199
Yeah I can imagine that to be very useful for a tinkerer like you. You're really lucky, I think!
>>2113277
I think I'll do that too. Mind if I rest my head on your lap for the while? The bench is kinda hard.
dubs and i post my ava and a pic of me
>>2113332
Cirno's just gonna melt herself. Don't know the other person.
>>2113008
Hey~
>>2113367
assist
>>2113367
You were pretty close, anonymous
>>2113372
yeah, anon?
>>2113357
>giggles
I can't help that.
>>2113336
Greetings anon.
>>2113340
Hello there human!
>>2113338
That's a cute face I haven't seen in a while now.
Hello!
>>2113355
>>2113348
>Chew. Currently reading it. It's pretty funny
>>2113350
*Waves*
Twin machine?
This is new.
>>2113363
And I thought my only weapons were gauntlets.
>>2113305
The arena's easy to learn, but still always full of surprises
Even people powerful like me can fall victim to something completely unexpected
And I'm still here..
Great.
I wish he'd just show up already..
>>2113384
>Giggles like a girl
>>2113389
doing fine?
>>2113363
It disppeared.
>>2113365
I don't mind.
>leans back and starts to doze off
>>2113357
>blushes slightly
Now you're just being dumb...
>>2113377
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>2113357
The future... oh, I can't wait to be a Gemma Knight! I can just feel it!
>>2113361
Who's behind you?
>>2113389
Anon? Who's that?
>>2113402
Mokou will help me, she knows better
>>2113365
Well, hey! Any Quirk is nice. It's not we get to choose 'em, haha!
Now then, what do you say we test out another one of these little babies, hmm?
>She starts searching through her pockets.
>>2113396
Hey-HEY! I could help you look for this guy if you don't mind trying out some of my little babies for me!
>>2113389
Woah, I'd never knew artificial intelligence could advance this quickly.
>>2113394
I thank you for your warm welcome, Mokou.
>>2113389
>P-Body plays audio file
"...These robots are part of the Aperture Laboratories outside research program..."
>>2113312
>Is actually a ghost
>It was a ruse all along
>>2113396
Who do you need help finding? Surely, I can be of help.
>>2113405
>screams internally.
No one.
>You hear the voice speak again.
-False. Now if you would please bring me forward.-
>>2113398
what's up, anon?
>>2113404
something bad
>>2113421
you think im not some type of ghost fucker?
>>2113410
Some of your.. What?
I'm not interested in what you're selling.
>>2113422
Blonde guy, kind of crazy, he wears a hat and horse riding gear.
His name's Diego.
>>2113402
awoo
>>2113343
What?
>>2113402
STOP: 0x00000FE (0x00000031, 0x0000004442 1x100101102, 0x528394cd)
Simulator.exe - Adress 0x92303 base at 0x00000000 DateStamp 0x4aa4a4a4
>>2113367
>>2113377
Utsutsu.
>>2113408
I actually just woke up from the explosion
>>2113413
Best of luck while you're here
>>2113385
And I would never wish you would.
Such an alluring beauty, I wish to never take my eyes off you.
>>2113396
Look no further, my dear.
>>2113404
I wish it not so! I am certain that you're simply the embodiment of beauty, such perfection is only worthy for my eyes alone.
>>2113405
A...Gemma Knight? You must refresh my memory.
>>2113396
Hello there female..
>>2113401
Meh. Doing alright. What about you Haney?
>>2113345
Err... By teleportation of course
>>2113405
Your not...
Hold up
*Scratches his own eyes*
Oh... That name doesn't matter. But hello human.
>>2113413
Well... I'm actually an ancient machine..
>>2113415
Hmm... Interesting.. do you two have names?
>>2113438
>>2113438
>>2113442
Thank you for helping me
>>2113438
>hits the computer
Work you piece of shit
>>2113441
>UTsutsu is a skeleton irl
/X/ WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
>>2113438
I have to adhere to the customs of this planet as much as you. You knew the consequences of Opposite Day.
>>2113433
I'm not selling anything, just testing out some of my precious babies!
>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a klaxon horn.
Like this one!
>>2113451
WOW! So that's a Teleport Quirk? Never seen one in the flesh, haha!
>>2113441
>>2113464
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>2113449
You'll have to eventually, lover boy.
>>2113431
>Hiro readied himself, waiting for the figure to appear.
>>2113433
Diego, gotcha. I'll try my best to find this man.
>>2113438
Whoa...
>>2113449
A Gemma Knight is a seeker of justice, and protector of the Mana Tree.
>>2113451
Once again, hello there.
>>2113442
Same goes to you, Mokou.
>>2113451
How ancient are we speaking?
Your armor doesn't seem ancient at all
>>2113449
..Are you like this with everyone you talk to?
>>2113441
another chick? or maybe a fag who puts fingernail polish on.
tits or gtfo
>>2113458
I was lucky to find you
>>2113438
Rebooting System...... Done!
Creating Isolated Process for Simulator....... Done!
Restoring Session..... Failed!
Restoring Autoposter.... Done!
>>2113449
Don't be a moron, rooster-hair.
I've never even met you.
>>2113451
I'm a man.
>>2113466
..I'm not just some.. Lab rat.
What is that thing?
I've never even seen something like that.
>>2113473
Thanks.
>>2113451
>Atlas and P-Body point to their names on their bodies
>>2113432
Yes.
>>2113470
>>2113464
>>2113485
>>2113486
I wasn't ready
>>2113436
You thought it was Erica, but it was me, Dededio.
>>2113488
Well of COURSE there's something in it for you if you let me use you for a bit, besides me helping you find that guy of yours!
>She squeezes the klaxon horn and it makes a meowing sound.
Hear that?! Bet you weren't expecting that one! HAHAHA! A stroke of genius! A Cat-Horn!
>>2113492
>fucks ghost
>>2113486
We are stuck here.... but for how long?
