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ERP thread: Don't have an exact edition to think of edition
Last thread: >>2038899
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Shut the fuck up, you cancerous little shit.
You should be happy we keep your threads alive when they'd otherwise be dust.
You should be happy we bother posting here at all, livening things up.
You should stop reading what you don't want to read, no one's forcing you.
You should also stop being cancer, but I can't force you to do that.
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>>2042191
I want in
>Cody
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>>2042191
Cute anime girls peeing on me edition when?
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I heard someone was looking for me.
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RACE WAAAAR!
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>>2041867
On ONE condition.
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>>2042146

... i-if all Abyssals were more like you, things wouldn't be so bad...

>Her skin began to grow warmer, matching the shade and hue of her cheeks as their breasts squished together. Her pouty, glossy lips briefly brushed against the Abyssal's, the atmosphere heating her up.
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>>2042180
>Minako probably would have done it
Umm, no he wouldn't have. Did you hear me? Dude is an hg shitposter. He was fucking with that anon
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>>2042193
>tfw use same avatar in both
>never cross stream so no one has a problem
It's that simple, both sides are cancerous for arguing over it.

If they come to here to shitpost just know you are better than them and don't reply, you solve the issue.
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>>2042211
Do you want me to pee on you anon~?
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>>2042213
Everyone?
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>>2042147
>King Knight
>
I'm genuinely offended.
>>2042180
Not really, we were conversing in PM and decided to blueball. Seemed like fun to us. Minako would've never given in, I know he wouldn't. If anything I'd be the idiot to actually give in. Also as I said before a few days ago when Hikki dragged me in here, I don't see why you people are so agressive towards HG and HG towards ERP. You had people like the one naming it's files as Mental Out (x) coming over and they blended in just fine.

You're all just making a hassle over nothing.
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Shitposting...

Salt

Blood sweat tears...

Cheers!

I need another smoke...
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>>2042232
Clown pls
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>>2042211
this
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>>2042239

Don't bring Misaki in to this she's a sweet player and actually ERPs.
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>>2042233
A-Are you a cute anime girl?
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>>2042213
>>2042238
What he said.
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>>2042238
Besides them
Someone that said they left 5ever and broke my heart... I didn't cry... shut up..
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>yfw I post in both HG and ERP
>yfw both threads adore me
>yfw I think you're all fucking retarded
>yfw I'm retarded
>yfw I hate all of you
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>>2042244
Please what?
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>>2042224
D-Did you still want me to suck your cock?
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>>2042213
>someone grabs you from behind, strong arms wrapping around you, chin resting atop your head. A familiar voice speaks to you

Well, it technically wasn't me, but I'm always happy to see you, Damage.

Oop, here they are, I'll leave you love birds to it >>2042251
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What's going on in here?
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>>2042260
Where is the lovable clownpiece face, I can't lewd up that clown face. It just looks weird.
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I don't mind if Hg people being are here, but I wish they would start getting lewd.
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>>2042259
Hi luffy
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>>2042250
I am, and I also haven't went in awhile. So how about it~?
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>>2042270
Right here
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Daily reminder:

Minako's actions are non-canon because she herself is non-canon.
Back to your daily lives.
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>>2042247
It was just an example, chill down. I interacted enough with her as Matsuda to see she was just RP'ing. She got shitposted for saying she was from ERP for no reason, which is something I don't get as our people constantly go over here and some of you do that as well. I'm just saying that she did imo an A+ job.

Anyways I'm out as I just came in here to drop that post and this post and that's my last say, if the rest decides to shitpost on idc, up to them but I can't drag them out. Stay frosty.
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>>2042251
Welcome back Gerty pie... I missed you. How have you been?
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>>2042271
remove the are*
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>>2042271
ok deal
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>>2042283
>hidepost
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>>2042259
Now who are you?

And why should I adore you?
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>>2042270
If we are going to lewd right now I'll post cute clown, otherwise this is fine.
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Came home from classes to see that from a glance the last thread was doing decent in terms of ERPing. Not 30 posts in to this one and you retards are already killing it.
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>>2042179
Ehehe ...
That mean's a lot coming from someone as cute as you!
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>filter going off again
Why do you faggots always post IRL ficks of avatars? It's a total bonerkiller
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>>2042298
We were having a good couple of threads until HG showed up.
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>>2042239
>Comes here to deliberately blueball someone
>Doesn't understand why people are aggressive toward you
Someone using ERP as their personal stomping ground? Now who does that remind me of?
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>>2042223
W-What?
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>>2042288
I was never gone, I was just watching.
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>>2042315
pics*
Fuck autocorrect
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>>2042318
>implying they showed up and weren't already here
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>>2042296
Teh, fine..
>>2042321
You are now a friendly ghost.
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>>2042321
Will you possess her and make her pee herself?
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>>2042294
Wow you sure showed me :v(
>>2042315
>bonerkiller
Come on, you don't think he's a total hunk of a man? Look at dat hair! So lucious
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>>2042338
Why should I?! The other ghosts'll call me a faggot like that Casper guy.
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>>2042327
cool
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>>2042239
>we were conversing in PM and decided to blueball.
>Seemed like fun to us.

Yeah, because that's not a dick move or anything.
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Is this where anonymous posters attempt to act as HGs ambassadors?
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Anywayyy

I'm bored.

And I can't just smoke all fucking night

What do?
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>>2042345
Those other guys are now in a ghost equilibrium thanks to the ghost busters. You want to end up like them?
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Nue shitpost vs HG shitpost

What is worst?
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>>2042328
Oh... Were you watching me? did you like what you saw?
... I still missed you.. And my statement still stands! Welcome back my Gerty pie <3
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>>2042357
>Damage controlling this hard.
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>>2042342
Who is this semendemon?
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>>2042363
Anon shitpost
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>>2042368
Clown
Piece
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>>2042363
They're basically the same. People pretending they can do whatever they want here and then act like we're overreacting when we point out they're shitposting.
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>>2042367
>thinking anybody is hiding anything
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>>2042342
MODS! Theys posting CP!
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>>2042242
Been quite along time hasn't it?
How have you been
(good luck finding a job)
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>>2042357
Yes, and then there's at least one faggot trying to ERP as 6 or some avatarfags

I'm not that faggot, I swear

>>2042363
Nue shitpost is boring and blank, HG shitpost is varying. Although repetitive.

Shitpost is a shitpost though. So who gives a fuck which is worse? Opinions are a bad thing to argue about... oh wait.. .4chan..
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>>2042351
Okay, I think you have to start due to the way its set up.
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>>2042389
Long time no see

Long time no A B C...

I'm fucking hilarious.

(thanks)
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God, how many loads have I blown to this pic so far?
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>>2042389
Hey Karl. It's Blake. How you been? Don't think we've technically met before.
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>>2042318
Oh, well it's a good thing you guys are ignoring it and ERPing...oh wait

Fucking idiots
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>>2042365
Yeah yeah, it's not like I missed you too, I'm going back to the background, bye.
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I'm from hg

I'll suck that anon's cock in place of Minako if you guys will shut the fuck up and get over it
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>>2042411
>Some poor anon tries this.
>Gets blueballed by HGfags pretending they're interested in ERPing with him, only to end up wasting his time.
Yeah, that definitely works.
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>>2042360
W-Well... No...

>>2042340
What? That's just w-.. Maybe.
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>>2042409
Could you fucking post it upright at least?

Seriously... fucking annoying not having it the right way up.

>>2042411
Hey svoloch, help the thread. Take a bait. There's plenty to go around.
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>>2042302
Noo! You're way more cute! How have you been?
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>>2042393
gotcha

>Anon glumly trods along the forest floor. Another uneventful hike. He sighs as he reaches a clearing. He sits down and gets out his lunch to eat
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>>2041877(Nice Anon)
>shudders and moans as you pet her as her tongue vibrates on your cock she takes it into her mouth gently squeezing the base with her teeth as her tongue dances over it
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This place is even more lacking than since I last were here...
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>>2042428
Oh wow, is it really that hard to not reply with a butthurt response when that happens and get over it?
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>>2042416
O-oh okay... Well.. I'll be around if you wanna come back... and if you do start to miss me you can email me! [email protected]
...See ya <3
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>>2041533
>She chuckles at his display and presses her nose against his.

It's always nice to see my servant~

>>2041604

I am simply getting work out of the way so I can.

>>2042213

Yes that was me, whip it out. I need to take measurements.
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>>2042428
I only did that so I could be more comfortable in the environment. You can't expect people to jump right in their first time.
>>2042429
Well then you will be a nice ghost and tell those other ghosts who call you a faggot to fuck off.
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>>2042430
Like this?
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>>2042454
So you're also a baiting shitposter. Got it. Thanks for outing yourself.
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>>2042454
Go back a thread and see how the actual anon reacted.

But, honestly, maybe people shouldn't be passive about total dick moves.
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>>2042174
It's fine~ I don't mind if you don't.

>>2042215
>She giggles embracing you.

>>2042224
Mmhm...
>In the heat of the moment, she moves in to eagarly kiss the luscious lips of the Shipgirl.
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>>2042468
Alright... But I'm only doing it because I want to, not because you told me.
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>>2042468
I wasn't even talking about you. Pretty fucked up for you to do that regardless, unless it wasn't intentional, but you've already established that you'll ERP anyway, so it isn't really the same for you.
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>mfw waking up to shitstorm

Pet the bunny.

Do it now.
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>>2042471
>I've got no response, but you're a shitposter!

>>2042476
If it helps to keep a thread working, passivity is not a problem. Do you really think saying something will do anything?
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>>2042469
Oh, silly me. THIS is the right way
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>>2042495
>pets the bunny
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>>2042497
>If it helps to keep a thread working
It doesn't.
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>>2042497
>If it helps to keep a thread working, passivity is not a problem. Do you really think saying something will do anything?

Most bullies want their targets to be doormats.
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>>2042429
Thank you, Ghost-chan, I need wetting Erica in my life.
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>>2042427
You won't be the one to do it, I will.
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>>2042495
>kneels over and pets the bunny
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>>2042441
It's been alright. There were some highs and lows but I'm holding on.
Speaking of holding on, I haven't gotten off since I was bullied last time ...
B-but, never mind that! How have you been? Well I hope?
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Right... Lesson learnt, never dissappear and expect people to come back screaming...
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>>2042467
You can't measure me! I'm magic. I change sizes!
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Evening kids. How goes the battle? Having a good day? Seems kinda slow today.


>>2042495
>pets the bunny
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>>2042505
Ugh dumb windows.. I meant to do it like this!

Sorry, Clownpiece! Is this better?
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>>2042495
>he hurriedly pets the bunny

Heya Sponty, it's Blake. Good to see you!

>>2042486
I certainly don't mind, not at all. Here, let's get more comfortable instead of just standing around awkwardly.

>he gestures to a nearby couch, taking a seat soon after
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>>2042408
No Ass breasts or cocks? I agree we should remedy that~

>>2042410
Hello there... Blake? How are you doing today?
Are you here to submit to me?~
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>>2042492
Suuuure
>she tried to pat ghost-chan, but since she was a ghost, her hand went right through her
>>2042517
Never
>>2042521
U-Ursula.. what are you doing here?
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>>2042527
Punch something
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Oh how dull this place has become...
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>>2042521
>stuffs face in backside
>takes a deep breath
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>>2042446
Ooh...

>You hear a voice in the distance, bushes rustle and tustle, after a moment a very small imp looking girl plops out from behind the bushes. Falling flat on her face, you immediately notice her round butt, signifying this thing has no clothes on.

What the heck happened back there...

>It says in a feminine voice, rubbing its head, it gets on its knees, looking at the ground

(How sex crazed do you want her? Forceful? Like, I NEED A FUCK NOW!! Or a bit more patient?)
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>>2042450
hi fem maul
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>>2042486

>Tenryuu's lone eye closed as she leaned in to the Abyssal, their lips pressing more forcefully together, breasts squishing close as her hands found Oni's hips, losing herself a bit in the moment as she made out with her sworn enemy.

Nfff....
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>>2042519
How do you like to get fucked?
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>>2042531
I'm too done lmao
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>>2042509
>>2042512
Continually whining in response to shitposting only begets more shitposting. This is really not difficult. You do nothing against the hordes of shitposters on the /trash/ board. Shut up and ERP.
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>>2042540
You're the imaginitive one Karl... Always a pleasure...

Speaking of which... y'know.. pleasure, ass, breasts, cocks...
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>>2042542
J-Just a little? Please?
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>>2042531
Damnit, windows! It just wont stop spitting out these pictures.. Help!
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>>2042543
Any criminals around? Y'know.. so I could get paid for it instead of being scolded for punching something?
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>>2042560
>ifunny
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>>2042542
I wanted to pet the rabbit.

>>2042547
!
>After feeling your face touch her bottom, her body immediately tenses up and she jerks herself upright again and moves away from the bunny.
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>>2042540
I, uh, wasn't necessarily planning on it, Karl, but I'm doing well. I didn't realize you were all about that sort of thing.
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>>2042561
>Shut up and ERP.
Can't really do that when, half the time, you end up being blueballed by someone who wants to take the piss out using you.
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>>2042507
>>2042521
>>2042530
There. Don't y'all feel better already~?

>>2042535
Hello Blake, how goes?
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>>2042561
I don't disagree but I would add that letting people know "x is a shitposter, don't ERP with them or they'll waste your time." is a thing worth informing people about.
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>>2042554
I wish...

You really can't tell the difference between a Zabrak and a Twi'lek?

Pity...
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>>2042565
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>>2042571
She's a Nazi
Nazi's are bad. ( >>2042562 )

~DMG
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>>2042583
>implying the blueballing is all HG
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>>2042448
>pokes
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>>2042593

It goes well, just getting started in here myself. How about you, Sponty?
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>>2042604
What a worthless post, baitposter.
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>>2042590
sorry clown
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>>2042583
Quit being a whiny bitch and wait or reply to the regulars that are here then.

>>2042594
Sure. Let me make it clear though I'm not responding to a specific context here, just the general idiocy surrounding the shitposting in these threads.
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>>2042615
>Still giving that sweet (You) to the baitposter.
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>>2042593
>she shakes her head
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>>2042563
Never, that's a shit tier fetish IMO and I won't do it.
>>2042579
This place is dangerous for us, with all the sex going on and such.
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>>2042601
Dmg please...

You wish to put punchy McTerriblecop/ex-criminal against me?

And I who thought highly of you?

Besides... I'm no criminal...
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>>2042579
>Grab perky bottom, squeeze.
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>>2042557
Any position is okay in my book as long as I get to hold your hand
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>>2042549
What the hell is in this sandwich...

>Anon is confused, he reaches for his knife in his back pocket, but doesn't take it out

Who and what are you, and uh... why are you naked?

(Like really crazed, but she doesn't want to show it at first)
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>>2042448
>He groans as she was putting more skill into the blowjob, he bites his lower lip and increases the speed of his hand, petting her quickly to encourage her a bit more
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>>2042593

I want to nuzzle your balls
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>>2042600
That's better. Now I can properly blow my load.
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>>2042629
Shhh. When you beat her you can dom her.

~DMG
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>>2042601
>>2042562
>>2042629
Uhh...

I mean sure... I guess?

Warcrimes are crimes right?
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>>2042467
>He blushes as he nose is pressed against his, being so close with her
Awww you are making me.blush~
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>>2042622
>Quit being a whiny bitch
Pointing out dick moves is being a whiny bitch, now? How many do you have planned? Think we found another shitposter here, trying to make things a little easier for his little giggles.
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>>2042628
Erica can I sleep with your sister?
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>>2042523
You really don't have any shame, do you? We hadn't even gotten past greeting each other before you already start talking about your nasty little cock.
Tsk. I need to teach you some proper manners! If you think I'm going to allow you to touch that thing then you're sorely mistaken.
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>>2042593
I'm still getting my tailbone handed to me by another skeleton so... a little i guess
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>>2042600
if this is trips ill print out this thumbnail and cumtribute
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>>2042593
Where did the rabbit go?

>>2042628
So, what are you doing here then?

>>2042630
>She jerks up even more violently this time, slaps your hand, and then moves again before pulling down her shirt, so as to feel less exposed.
Please refrain from doing that.
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>>2042546
Dull this place is?
Dull your senses are~
Finish our battle we must
>He pulls off his robs, reveling his uusually large cock, He tosses his robe to the side and hovers his light-saber with the force
Much fun this will be~
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>>2042495
>Pets the bunny

>>2042529

So am I but if you don't want to feel my soft hands then alright.
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>>2042636
>>2042519
I trust this about as far as I can run over a cat.
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>>2042655
If she gives consent
>>2042663
I never said I opted out of it, just with certain people is all.
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>>2042600
Dubs and I'll upload a webm of me cumming on Clownpiece
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>>2042649
Now we're talking!
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>>2042667
Don't trust it. It's another hg avatar.
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>>2042654
>I have no legit response, you're one of the shitposters!

You are missing the point completely. If you really can't see what I'm trying to say, you're a lost fucking cause. Don't stare up in surprise when these threads end up totally dead because you people can't stay organized and rational.
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>>2042638
Huh?

>She looks up at you, revealing her small, perky boobs. She stands up, this is a very short being.

I'm uhh.. Midna, who are you and where am I?

>She examines you over, finding your body pleasing, instinctively she licks her lips without thinking.
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>>2042671
Roll
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>>2042669
Y-You partake in this...debauchery?
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[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzJ9fr0uC-s ]
Why're the anons mad tonight? Did another alien slip into the elections-ssu?
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>>2042650
>>2042675
>Grabs popcorn
Yeah.. crimes.. do it
>>2042666
I... Well.. you know... Fine.
Measure me. Just no funny stuff

~DMG
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>>2042665
A worthy challenge... although.. your fighting garbs... or well.. the lack of them makes you a rather eccentric opponent.

I'm going to enjoy crushing you!
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>>2042681
>no legit response
>pointing out that staying silent and not giving people shit for being shitters is bad isn't a legit response
Whatever. Get out.
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>>2042693
Of course I do, is there something wrong with that?
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>>2042696
Please post my favorite Hajime pic. I'm not going to tell you which one it is though.
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>>2042667
What did a cat ever do to you?
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What does Polt say?
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>>2042714
It's this one, right?
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>>2042696
Hey Hajime, it's Blake! Wanna do more Origami?
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>>2042718
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>>2042722
Check em
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>>2042700
That's not what you said at all in your previous post, which, if you had any semblance of comprehension, you'd know was what I was responding to with my post. Quit whining.

>Get out

Once again, don't be surprised when your inability to stop yelling at people chases all the good erpers out. Let me guess, going to further prove my point by screaming that I'm a shitposter?
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>>2042714
I-Is it this one?
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>>2042691
>Anon notices her attractive features and takes his hand off of his knife
Uh... I'm anon, and this is... Actually, I'm not even sure where these woods are. I've been lost for a while. How did you get here?
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>>2042542
I still might make you wet yourself for anon.
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>>2042650
Oh you poor little girl...

This will be... fun.
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>>2042726
Are ya sure it's origami ya really wanna do?
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>>2042710
N-No, not at all...
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>>2042730
Yeah, sorry for not jacking off to your latest ERP shitpost achievement, Littlefuck and Adachi.

>semblance of comprehension
Develop some of your own and you'd see it was the statement in the post in question.

>>2042654
>Pointing out dick moves is being a whiny bitch, now? How many do you have planned? Think we found another shitposter here, trying to make things a little easier for his little giggles.

Which basically says you've gotta be all for shitposting if you don't want shitposters being called out for their bullshit for all to see.
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>>2042752
>Pets
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>>2042739
No you won't.
>>2042752
That face doesn't look very promising..
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>>2042611
I'm a little tired still, might nap some more later, who knows.

>>2042627
Awww... Sorry to hear that.

>>2042642
You do~?

>>2042659
Oh? How so?

>>2042663
I'm the rabbit, silly~!
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>>2042762
Even shit tier fetishes need some love.
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>>2042763

Yes! They look so big and soft~
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>>2042768
I don't have that fetish, but maybe find someone who shares in your fetish anon. Since I for one don't.
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>>2042731
No. It isn't quite so, uh, memey.
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>>2042761
I'd rather you not, but I do not think I could stop you either way.

>>2042762
A-Are you not a bit young to do so?

>>2042763
The rabbit I was petting was only a fraction of your size.
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>>2042736
I was traveling with Link and then.. Something happened, it was really bright and it hurt my head.. I just woke up a minute ago..

>She puts her hands on her hips, driving your attention to her crotch. She doesn't seem to mind the looking

So you're lost too? Maybe these woods are some sort of place where people end up when they're lost.

>She smiles, waddling towards you.

What's that? It smells nice~

>She points to the sandwich.
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>>2042778
Ursula you know i'm 18, I just have the appearance of being young. Of all people, you should know that.
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Wait we have a rabbit here?
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>>2042743
Yeah, and I'm mickey mouse.

Time to get accustomed to the long arm of the law nazi. You're going down!
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>>2042744
>he blushes intensely and stammers out a response

S-sorta, I think? You could convince me otherwise.

>>2042763
I've never been much of a nap person, but good luck with that!
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>>2042775
It's not MY fetish idiot, I'm only into stockings and possession.
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>>2042783
My point still stands, Erica.
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>>2042727
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>>2042663
Why so? You're really cute! Can't I just have one little look?
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>>2042784
Wait we have a cat?
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>>2042759
No, that post does not clearly say anything except sarcasm and an accusation. Don't expect people to be able to read into your mind when you can't accurately convey your thoughts in your text. Responding to shitposting begets more shitposting and does nothing. End of story. All I've been saying, yet you're too stupid to understand that. You've yet to try and actually refute this and instead want to feverishly assume that I'm one of the boogeymen when in reality I want these threads to actually have ERPing instead of giving shitposters attention. Like I said, have fun killing your threads. Don't bother replying, not answering....oh wait, you will anyway because you're a child who can't ignore anything.
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>>2042697
>>2042697
>She kneels down in front of the magician with a measuring tape beside her her, looking up into DMG's lovely blue eyes with her own.

Well? Pull it out?

>>2042696

Hajime~

>>2042784

Welcome back Polt.
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>>2042658
You're right ...
I'm a shameless pervert. That's why I gave up control of my cock so easily to you.
Please teach me how to behave properly and make you pleased with me. I won't touch my cock at all if that's what you want.
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>>2042780
This? Uh... it's a ham sandwich. Want some?
>Anon is sweating a bit, trying to hide the fact that he's looking at her body
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>>2042797
Hi Clown
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>>2042797
Well it ain't mine either, and we pretty much have the same fetishes, except I add slime to my list.
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>>2042801
IM NOT A CAT!!
>>2042808
Hii~
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>>2042535
>She flops her body onto the couch, getting as comfortable as she can.
I didn't see this~!

>>2042555
>She slips her tongue inside eagerly wanting to taste her new friend, slowly fondling her breasts as she begins to explore your mouth.
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>>2042817
Nice to see you again, Polt~
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>>2042788
>88

What a waste of good dubs
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>>2042778
>Takes glasses
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>>2042807
>No, that post does not clearly say anything except sarcasm and an accusation. Don't expect people to be able to read into your mind when you can't accurately convey your thoughts in your text.

Thanks for being respectful.

>Responding to shitposting begets more shitposting and does nothing. End of story.

Thanks for telling us to lay down and take it.

>All I've been saying, yet you're too stupid to understand that.

Thanks for being respectful.

>You've yet to try and actually refute this and instead want to feverishly assume that I'm one of the boogeymen when in reality I want these threads to actually have ERPing instead of giving shitposters attention.

Thanks for doing nothing of the sort.

>Like I said, have fun killing your threads. Don't bother replying, not answering....oh wait, you will anyway because you're a child who can't ignore anything.

Thanks for exposing yourself.
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>>2042817
I know, I know. I just wanted to tease the cute Kobold.
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>>2042777
Oh! Hehehn, sorry. There's always one anon who remarks on that one so I just assumed.
I'll try once more-ssu!

>>2042792
I'm just kiddin', Blakey-ssu!
>She winked and stuck out her tongue
Anyways, I was thinkin'a paintin' tonight, actually~

>>2042808
Origacchi~!
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>>2042808
.. I-it?... You mean my...
Okay.. Just.. okay
>She stammers and stutters before diving her hands under her skirt, rolling her tight white panties down and releasing her thick, soft member, inches away from your face
.... H-hurry up...

~DMG
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>>2042798
Well I enjoy it, so I will continue to do so. And there's nothing that will change my mind otherwise.
>she turned around from her sister and pouted with her arms crossed.
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Hello again, lewd people.
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>>2042832
No. Another hint: it isn't lewd at all.
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>>2042763
I've been stuck fighting sans in undertale off and on for the last week and a half. Finally getting to his last few attacks though. I'm tired of having my various skele holes violated with so many boners...
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>>2042851
Apparently mr skeletal can get dominated by a loli but he can't beat a fellow skeleton even smaller than he is.
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>>2042821

Ngh..

>Tenyruu moaned in to the kiss softly as their tongues met, and while the Abyssal fondled her breasts, Tenryuu fondled the other's backside, taking a great grip and squeeze of one of her butt cheeks, stroking it and pulling it closer to her body as she slurped and ran her tongue over the other girl's.
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>>2042816
Oh, do you want your own stockings then?

>>2042815
Don't insult clown like that
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>all it takes is Littlefaggot and cabbagefucker to derail this community of feeble-minded NEET's

Good job, you glorious faggots
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>>2042851
backtrack to waterfall
grab a sea tea
use it during the spare

youre welcome
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>>2042829
So what are the benefits of talking back? Giving them more reason to keep coming back?
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>>2042869
(You) worked hard for this one.
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>>2042827
Less talk more fighting. Or suffering for you.

Get ready to experience your last beating!
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>>2042800
The insides of posteriors aren't really "cute".W-Would you like to talk to Ms. Hurtmann instead?

>>2042828
Please give those back to me. I am rendered even more useless without them.

>>2042843
E-Erica, how about you talk to Ms. Hurtmann?
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>>2042814
Yes! Gimme gimme gimme! I'm so hungry!

>You hand her the sandwich and in your surprise she eats it in a single bite, folding it and stuffing it in her mouth, she chews it with great difficulty, a look of pleasure and discomfort on her face, eventually she swallows, you can even see the outline of it going down her throat

Burp! Ooh.. Excuse me, that was really good!

>She pats her stomach, then your leg as a thanks, her hands are amazingly tiny.
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>>2042821
>leaning against you slightly, supporting you as well, he moves his arm around your shoulders, reaching up to caress your hair slowly

This really is nice, isn't it?

>>2042832
>he forces an awkward laugh, still mildly flustered by your flirtatious attitude

Painting! I'm... not very good at painting. Well, acrylic paint anyways, what sort are we gonna use?
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>>2042846
I have roughly 200 Hajime images, not even including screen grabs, I could be at this forever, so you get a "Boo."
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>ITT: Avafags throwing out weak bait and basement dwelling pedophiles taking it

Now all we need is some serious RP fights.
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>>2042880
In this case, making it obvious people aren't going to just sit down while someone makes them their personal stomping ground. It's a lot like not letting yourself get bent over and raped.
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>>2042639
i love it when you pet me i love people playing with my hair
>she pulls away licking her short soft furred tits getting them nice and wet she pushes him over wrapping her tits around his cock squishing them together hard
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>>2042931
but rape is fun
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>>2042919
I'll keep narrowing it down for you: It's neither funny nor lewd, so that leaves cute. It's also fanart.
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>>2042903
Your arrogance shall be your downfall

But don't fear, I won't kill you...

That would be just... too boring...
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>>2042666
Oh hi there~!

>>2042772
Oh, they totally are~

>>2042778
Ah, that's because I reach my full size when you rub me, you see~?
Sorry, that one was too easy.

>>2042792
Thanks~ I hope you have a good day/afternoon, Blake.

>>2042851
Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you manage to stop getting boned soon~
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>>2042911
>Dangles them in front of you
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>>2042931
YEAH, YOU TELL EM! THAT WILL TEACH THE BIG BAD MEAN SHITPOSTERS FROM INTERRUPTING YOUR SWEATY FAP SESSION
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>>2042950
...
I don't get it.
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>>2042931
But what does that actually do in the long run? They haven't and won't stop coming back. By continuing to give them more bait, they only post even more, and combined with your own posts, that only derails a thread. These are internet threads, not real life. Trying to prove yourself to be tough literally does nothing except artificially boost your own self-esteem.
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>>2042927
>Thinking this poor bait attempt will work.
I know you're just trying to rile us up but if you think this is anything to write home about you should have seen when Nue self destructed a few days ago.
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How devastating... my only challenger left me...
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>>2042867
I own plenty of stockings, don't worry about me.
>>2042911
No I don't want to talk to her.
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>>2042965
Don't respond to it. He just wants responses.
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>>2042917
Wow... well it's a good thing I brought more. Glad you liked it, Midna.
>Her hand is still on his leg, making him sweat even more
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>>2042962
Go rest, young'un.
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>tfw not even sure what's going on here
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>>2042911
I didn't want to see *inside* silly... just the cheeks themselves.

Lift that skirt up, just for a moment!
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