HG thread while we wait
Po_____
>>2034607
>tries to make a heart but fails miserably
Love you too
REMOVE SQUIDS
>>2034596
Suggesting people to murder someone else? I think that's a pretty decent crime, but yer not supposed to do those kind of things.
>>2034598
Nah. I ain't gonna eat anythin' with you. I can barely keep down my dinner from yesterday while talkin' to ya!
>>2034558
I honestly have no fucking clue
I sorta remember a little from the caricature website thing, but barely
He wears sweaters tho
>>2034567
Oh, I wanna draw her! She's cute!
>>2034578
>>2034581
I'll try these too!
>>2034586
>>2034605
JUST THUMB THROUGH A FEW PAGES!
>he pushes it onto you
>>2034608
Yeah, sometimes, and when he is he won't shut up about you. You sound kinda boring from all the things he has told me.
ARARAGI HOST
>>2034557 (Sakuya)
Surely thou doth appreciate a chance to..."cut loose", dost thou not, maid?
>>2034562 (Desmond)
Be that so? I hath only seen beings from the modern era here, mineself.
>>2034577 (Asellus)
Oh, I am entirely aware thou did this now. The "solution", if thou kindly wouldst?
>She lets out a long, slow breath
>>2034587 (Haxorus)
I've a...rather intense distrust of non-humans, truth be told.
>>2034561
>>2034633
>Hey I'm the one who's supposed to be thanking you, not the other way around
>>2034587
YES! BY THE END OF THIS, I WANT TO SHEE YOU CHARGE INTO YOUR RENEMIES AS FAST AS A CAR AND HARD AS A TRUCK!!!
O-OH SORRY-
>she turns off the mic and megaphone
>>2034618
-lt! Thats my name! Polt! Cant have game! Polt! Without pain!
>>2034633
That's why you use his personality as inspiration, nigga
>>2034607
>
>>2034626
REMOVE HUMANS ~DE GESO
>>2034633
Thanks ~de geso!
>Gives you a shrimp.
>>2034635
>She pushes it away with her tentacles.
No! I'm not goink to read your perverted books ~de geso!
>>2034607
>Papa Nito will never be your father.
>He will never teach you how to ride a bonewheel bike.
>It hurts
>>2034626
SWEATY
>>2034628
Then you could, y'know, stop. I'm not forcing you to talk to me, and now that your Potty's here you have no reason to glance over at me.
>>2034640
IF ARARAGI HOSTS NOW THEN I'LL HOST AFTER HIM!
>>2034626
...wait a minute, one of my friends is a squid! This is war!
>jabs his legs with her claws
>>2034650
SHITTING
>>2034641
Yeah, I think. I mean, I met a talking squid girl, another girl that thought my jacket was a cultural artifact, and a plankton animating a dad girl to walk on land.
>>2034626
Definitely.
>>2034599
Sleep on the ground, huh? I guess that'll work.
>He takes off his hoodie and rolls it into a pillow to lay down on
Well, that's a lot to explain. I'll tell you tomorrow, if you're here. It'll fuck with your head and everything you think you know about human history
>He lays down on his hoodie, closing his eyes
I'll see you guys tomorrow. Or whatever that is in this place. Good night.
>>2034628
I'm sorry... maybe it's because I haven't slept yet.
>>2034635
That's sound like me alright. Just your regular old high school girl.
>>2034656
DICKNIPPLES
>>2034656
STREETS
>>2034662
Nope
>>2034605
Yeah yeah, damned brat. You're kinda cute, maybe having one of my own would do me some good.
>>2034641
What would be my reward for this... problem? If I dare ask?
>>2034646
>he pauses for a few seconds
Squid Girl...are you judging a book by its cover? That's really low of you.
>>2034660
Yeah, I don't even know what he sees in you. You're average in all fields of life, except your chest.
>>2034646
DE GO FUCK YOURSELF MORE LIKE.
>>2034652
HOW COULD YOU SIDE WITH THE ENEM-
OW FUCK
>>2034660
NEW KOMARU? FUCK YEAH
I was getting worried I would have to do it.
host a fucking game
>>2034651
I haven't been 'round here for god knows how long and ya' want to order me 'round again?
I talk to whoever I want to!
>>2034660
That's why you gotta put down those dumb mangas of yours and get in that freakin' bed in time!
I can tuck you in and all that BFF stuff!
>>2034641
"Again, speak for yourself. I rather have everything peaceful and away fro you crazy religious people."
>>2034643
Alright...
*Spins around*
Dragon Dance!
Alright show me what to do.
>>2034641
Well that's understandable. Just like how I wouldn't really trust humans.
>>2034679
ask nicely
>>2034669
lemme try again
singles
Host a fucking game Lalalagi so I can enter and go to bed and lurk your fucking shitty code~!
>>2034671
What are you inkplyink? I'm not goink to be your pet ~de geso!!
>>2034673
I-I'm not goink to be manipulated like that! I know that book is no good ~de geso!
>>2034675
WHAT'S THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN ~DE GESO?!
>>2034679
Why won't ya' do it instead?
>>2034679
You're going to have to wait at least two hours from me.
>>2034673
(They always point out my chest...)
>She sighs
I don't know either, I guess that's the bond between brother and sister.
>>2034682
You would do that? Thank you!
>>2034676
>Yep. Buti'm going to do more tomorrow. I'm tired.
>>2034633
Thanks. If you want to try the wings then here is a picture you can use as reference.
>>2034698
I'm just happy to see her finally. I really liked AE.
>>2034682
Then don't bitch about me making you sick when you chose to talk to me!
>>2034693
Did you know they give out tips for how to successfully carry out inkvasions on all kinds of different planets?
>>2034698
Oh...so you guys are like "that". That's...sweet?
>>2034646
>hugs
>hands her a giant bucket of irresistible shrimp
be a good angel killer inky~
>>2034657
I hath seen the former and the latter, but...of the middle, I am uncertain.
>She glances down slowly, and shrugs with a smile
Rest well, then, human.
>>2034672
>There is a strained note to her voice
...Thou asketh for a reward when thou art the problem in the first place?
>>2034683
Well, thou may well be the only being from Gensokyo whom I've not seen to do so, then.
>She clears her throat awkwardly
...For as often as I doth get out.
>>2034684
Humans are far the better of youkai, beyond raw power....Though, that art merely mine own bias from when I was one, I doth suppose.
>>2034657
As if bud, I've always been one for conspiracy theories and cryptoids and shit, Kinda why I showed up here in the first place.
Nighto.
>>2034693
De fuck does De geso mean invader? Is it you're battlecry for when you rip out one of our hearts and eat them?
>>2034691
Are you crazy?
>>2034710
Yeah, sort of yeah.
Evens - I finish my games
Odds - I go play vidya
Dubs - I host unfinished games
>>2034703
>Me too.
>>2034704
Like what? There's nothing wrong about us?
>>2034698
Yeah, yeah. That's what the better half of yer best friend is for! But don't expect anything yuri route like, I'm not into that kind of shit,
but I think ya' already knew that!
>>2034704
It's like a weird version of masochism! I want to fucking die while I'm talking to you or looking at yer ugly face!
>>2034714
FINISH YOUR FUCKING GAME, THEN MAYBE I'LL FINISH MINE!
>>2034717
>gropes
>>2034706
What? Is that so wrong of me?
>She was smirking.
>>2034693
I didn't say I wanted a damn pet, I said you were making me consider having a fucking kid of my own.
>>2034721
I have been promising mine since like 3 weeks ago...
Fucking exams...
>>2034714
kys baka
>>2034721
SAME WITH ME
>>2034709
http://dean-ambroselover.tumblr.com/post/140826694582/just-dean
(founds this, thought you might not have one of these)
>She turns her panties into two guns, then points them both at you
Can't follow even the simplest ruuru! The ocean is for fish! Not your filth
>>2034730
>Same here. This is what they call Ultimate Despair?
>>2034717
Well, I assumed you meant more than just a simple relationship.
>>2034719
Do you want me to stab you with my screwdriver to help you with your self-loathing?
>>2034730
I'VE BEEN PROMISING MINE MONTHS AGO AND I CAN'T FUCKING FINISH IT PLEASE KILL ME.
>>2034719
Of course. You made that loud and clear the first time around.
>>2034723
>No.
for clawed gril
>>2034731
Why don't you do it in replacement of me.
>>2034737
It's what they called ULTIMATE LAZINESS.
>>2034739
Nope. Just finish it!
>>2034704
R-really ~de geso?
>>2034705
My name's Squid Girl! Squid! Girl ~de geso!
>>2034709
Where are you gettink 'De geso' from anyways? Also, I'm not barbaric unlike you humans ~de geso.
>>2034729
Just what this world needs... more humans ~de geso.
>>2034713
You will have to find someone as crazy as you to do it.
>>2034739
It's just normal brother and sister relationship. I don't know how you can think... whatever you were thinking.
>>2034745
>lovely, thanks Tricks
>>2034723
*unsheathed katana*
Not on my watch, heathen! Lewd must he anihilated.
*cut you in half and destroyed the remains with his darkpulse canon*
And for the finishing move!!
*banished you to the lith realm with his jitsu*
It's over. If only you could have helded your stupid lewd desires...,....... but no.
>>2034752
Alright, then what are you waiting for :^)
>>2034741
Good! Now go to sleep, so you can grow big when you...Wait a second! You are big enough already where it's needed, so just stop sleeping in general!
>>2034739
It's not self loathing ya faggot. It's more like loathing towards you.
>>2034736
>>2034749
I DON'T EVEN EAT FISH, I EAT PORK AND VEGGIES. NOT MY FAULT SHE'S FUCKING WALKIN UP ON LAND INVADING OUR SHI-
Dean ambrose lover?
The hell? Since when did I have fangirls?
>>2034726
...'Twas neither requested nor appreciated.
>>2034747
B-But I can't! I'm too lazy! I have a winscreen and all that fixed up, but for some reason I can't add in any events!
>>2034749
Yep! It also has all kinds of squid fashion in it too!
>>2034755
Like...boob touchin'!
>>2034759
ow im kill
>liking AE
What the fuck is this shit?
>>2034763
I'm not crazy enough to put myself through that at this time!
>>2034706
"You're forgetting about Reimu who just wants to get more worshipers at her shrine and wants people to stop causing incidences, Alice who wants to live peacefully within the forest, Patchouli who wants her books on, and I can go on about other residences that have no intention of fighting."
>>2034773
Bates Motel is pretty tight tho, bruh
>>2034765
Do you wanna use my screwdriver to help yourself with your me-loathing...?
>>2034774
Well fuck this shit then, time to sleep it is.
>>2034765
(I'll just go to sleep.)
Well... i'm just glad to see you again. Night.
>>2034770
I think I need to sleep now. All this talking is... driving me slightly crazy.
>>2034770
I have my winscreen and yet I don't know whether it's good quality or not...
Event-wise I am now at Night events.
>>2034772
...Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Yeah.
*sips coffee*
>>2034770
>>2034749
Just what are you bitching about? Sure, people have done terrible things, but they've also done a lot of good. Modern medicine, agriculture, and some day we're gonna master rocketry and traverse the stars.
>>2034768
But come on now Futo, I was just having fun as all.
>>2034784
Night Komie-chan! I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you in your sleep!
>>2034786
Maybe we should let each other finish our games. Hows that sound?
Aussa you need to sleep.
>>2034770
I don't care about that, show me the inkvasion tips ~de geso!
>>2034790
All of those things thanks to the sea, and what have humans done in return? Use it as a trash heap ~de geso!
>>2034781
...
I hope you didn't meant what I think you meant with screwdriver. Because if you did, I'll stick get that thing up in yer ass as far as possible!
>>2034784
Ughh. Getting even bigger ones is unfair, Dekomaru! It's unfair, not like a girl is only about her tits, but still...
Uhh. Sleep well 'n all that stuff.
When will we have someone host for us?
>>2034798
>Who the hell needs sleep.
>>2034798
>Tfw nobody keeps track of your time-zone
>tfw nobody will ever tell you to go to bed
>>2034747
>But every time I have time to write events it the creative part of my mind just stops working.
>for the steamfags
>>2034800
>didn't meant
It's time to kill myself by the looks of it.
>>2034776
Most of whom I hath never met before. But I hath heard about Alice attacking strangers, and know full well how poorly Reimu handles such peace, for as much as she doth complain otherwise.
>>2034794
...Thine solution.
>>2034795
You will not get the themes.
If you want to see my games.. Steam Chat.
I don't want my games be used as a default template.
>>2034804
Go to sleep.
>>2034789
But Garnet, it's hard thinking up events for Journalism, Radio and TV production. I had a good start, but now it's running my creativity into the ground.
>>2034799
All you gotta do is read this here magazine and you'll be set!
>>2034800
It's not a big screwdriver. It's only a mini one.
>>2034805
>We live in the same time zone Beetle.
>>2034820
My dear, that will not do... at all.
>>2034809
>Oh fucking boy...
>>2034805
What's your time zone man? I'll look out for you!
>>2034684
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
Try to catch up!
>she jogs with you over many miles always slightly ahead just to give you the illusion of competition
This a marathon not a sprint, fight through the pain!
>>2034825
If you don't go to sleep then I will have to do something to you.
>>2034804
>>2034805
>>2034815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKTtUpDfj4Q
WHO UP
>>2034805
>It's 11:41. Go to sleep
>>2034809
I just got stage 7 ocular revy from looking at this cancerous fuckin cancer thanks Aikawa.
>>2034814
Use some water. It's just pen after all.
>>2034835
But I wouldn't mind, not at all.
>>2034818
Ugh, but steam chat is so far awaaaaay.
>>2034836
3:00AM RIGHT HERE NO CLASSES ON FRIDAY HELL YEAH NIGGA
>>2034823
Just show me the right page ~de geso!
>>2034843
Alright.
>Takes the ring off of my finger and throws it into a pit of lava.
>>2034842
Anytime.
>>2034805
Why are you still awake? Go to sleep, faggot
I just get shitposted when I host for you, so give me a reason why I should do it.
LLLLLLLLURKERS!!
>>2034844
1:40 SAME TO BE H FAMULY
>>2034825
>Wait, we dooooo?
>>2034829
>The West Coast
>>2034841
>Th-Thanks Garnet.
what is the hardest game you played?
>>2034823
Oh jeez! That was such a surprise!
>>2034856
Hi.
>>2034847
Why would you do such a thing!? Why!?
>>2034858
>Yes.
>>2034853
You don't host for rep you fucking degenerate. You host when you feel like it.
>>2034853
because you love us, Sol
>>2034859
>they bleed pixels
>I think I developed stockholme syndrome from it
>>2034852
Goddamn it, Red Hood, you're not a cute girl, you're not a cute girl at all!
>>2034827
N
>>2034859
The "Catch Byakuya-sama" game! He is surprisingly fast if he sees you comin'!
>>2034815
"You heard wrong. Alice does not attack people at all. Actually she's quite friendly towards people unless there's an incident that's currently happening."
>>2034823
I believe you can do it.
>>2034858
Anytime.
>>2034859
>Crash Bash. That game is hell on Single Player.
>>2034845
Alright, fine!
>opens up to a random page
Seeee?
>>2034863
It's not all that much of a surprise. Mechanic's have to prepared for all kinds of needs out there, and sometimes a situation calls for a mini screwdriver.
>>2034866
why don't you go ahead and post more of you old gay porn?
>>2034853
kys Mii
>>2034859
>I don't know. I played alot of games.
>>2034880
I just need to get some food in me before I start workin' on it...
>>2034853
I would not mind if you hosted but it is your choice.
>>2034865
Because I said I would do things to you if you didn't go to sleep.
>>2034843
...This doth not change why thou did it at all.
>>2034879
Hm. I suppose madame Reimu's mid-battle rants might not be the best judge of character, then.
>>2034882
...
>>2034880
>>Crash Bash
>Just when you thought Garnet couldn't get any more based ~de geso.
I'm sorry it came out like shit, squid girl
the hardest part was getting a fucking mouth right, aka the easiest thing to do
>>2034885
>Old gay porn
I only have porn of QT azn boys riding on motorcycles you fucking twit.
>>2034859
Game of love
>>2034859
I dunno, Catherine?
>tfw having kk blocked
I might just host an Ultimate Arena for you guys later if I figure this stuff out.
>>2034902
Do me next please.
>>2034859
Hunger games.
>>2034902
You uh, draw dogs Tricky?
>>2034902
>The best ~de geso.
>>2034911
DO IT
>>2034894
Darling... I... damn it all.
>>2034895
I just wanted to have some fun. Is that wrong of me?
>>2034859
2hu lunatic
>>2034856
What is it now?
>>2034900
Y'like it?
>>2034911
>tfw KK and I have been talking about cum and dick for at least an hour
>>2034910
>eeehhhh
>that game made me break my controller once
>>2034921
Go to sleep.
>>2034911
Thank you.
>>2034929
>Starts spitting ink at the magazine.
>>2034895
"No she is not."
>>2034799
The sea has nothing to do with any of that, now I've got some things to look into..
>>2034921
>She has entirely dropped the smile at this point
'Tis hardly fun for mineself.
>>2034940
Still, the majority doth seem to enjoy it.
>>2034859
>Heck if I know.
>>2034939
H-HEY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? THAT WAS A COLLECTORS EDITION!
>>2034933
Why must you do this do me? Can't you just let me stay up?
>>2034947
Finally, you dropped the smile.
>>2034945
Whatever. You're just blind to how inkportant the sea is to not only humans, but the entire world. Have fun doink whatever you humans do ~de geso.
>>2034948
I was goink to ask you the same thing ~de geso!!
>>2034930
>Its a hard game, but I'll be damned if I don't love it, probably one of my favorite ATLUS games desu baka senpai, its literally everything Persona should be.
>>2034947
"Just because you religious people enjoy causing trouble for everyone, saying that you're spreading your beliefs does not mean everyone enjoy fighting. Hell, even the fairies don't enjoy fighting. All they enjoy is doing pranks on humans."
>>2034900
>The game is downright impossible at times. Much less frustrating with another player.
>>2034953
You stood up all night yesterday. You need to fix your sleep.
>>2034955
That's a good question. I have no idea what I was trying to do.
>>2034859
F-Zero GX
Most rage inducing racing game. ever.
>>2034947
>doesn't have a response
>responds anyway
just stop
>>2034965
>hugs
no homo
>>2034964
Hush now, people don't need to know that, and you shouldn't worry about me. Aren't you supposed to be asleep right now?
>>2034965
>
>>2034976
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP IT
Dangan is shit
ngw?
>>2034980
You're the one that's suppose to be asleep. You forgot that I told you I have a night job.
>>2034990
Never Ever.
>>2034990
When I feel like it.
>>2034965
Put that magazine away, or I'll damage it some more ~de geso.
>>2034972
>Screw those time trials. I did everythink else though ~de geso...
>>2034990
Teach me how to host and I'll host.
>>2034990
Do want?
>>2034987
no, I refuse
>>2034990
The second Tuesday of next week!
>>2034991
Ah... you do... well darn. I guess i'm beat then.
>>2034972
>Oh yeah. Forgot those time trials.
>>2034982
>smacks Dean with his wrench
>>2034995
Hell, you can take it now. it's ruined by your shitty ink.
>>2034988
we know
>>2034990
The second you get off from your sorry ass and host one, duh.
>>2034996
Download host helper and shitty cropper here.
https://8ch net/hga/tools.html
Literally so easy a caveman could do it.
New Game When??
>>2034997
Only on one condition ~de geso...
>>2035009
if you inksist ~de geso.
>Starts ripping it apart with tentacles.
>>2035004
Go to sleep. I won't repeat myself again.
>>2034998
Boy if you don't stop hugging me right now I swear I'll kick your got dang ass.
>>2034953
...'Twas forced in the first place. Perchance, doth thou know what a pyromaniac does when they art upset?
>>2034958
>She scoffs
...Thou art a much more eloquent speaker, to be certain.
>>2034990
>Feast stuff still bothers the heck out of me, plus I don't know shit about the act of it itself, with programs and the like.
>>2035009
>Rebounds off the yadayada like gif related
Jesus, you people drive a hard bargain. Let me step out for a minute and I'll host for you fuck. Start kissing up to me while I'm away, cuz I think I deserve it.
>>2035017
I never knew cared this much about me dear... it bring tear to my eye. It honestly does.
>>2035019
They set things on fire. Why do you ask?
For Sakuya
Do you ever just feel really, really pissed of for no reason? Cause that's how I'm feeling.
>>2035032
>I feel depressed for no reason sometimes
>>2035032
>I feel depressed for no reason. It sucks.
>>2035018
Do it then
>>2035032
>>2035035
>I get both when I first look at the thread everyday
>>2035032
>Absolutely. My remedies for that is walking, sleeping or playing games.
>Tfw your boyfriend has been whoring himself to every skank on the block in ERP while hitting on everything with a vagina in these threads.
Think it's time to dump his ass.
>>2035032
>I get angry but then I remember squid girl loves me so I don't stay angry ~de geso.
>>2035032
Im pissed because I'm dating someone whos extremely boring ._.
>>2035029
Surely, thou seest the danger inherent that doth lie with a pyromaniacal pyromancer, hm, that has been angered? Say...myself?
...I wouldst suggest fetching a bowl.
>>2035028
It is greatly appreciated, human.
>>2035032
>That's cute as heck
>I get like that and depressed, usually flip-flopping between the two, or sometimes just get really irritable or quick to anger.
>Sorry ya feel that way, either way.
>>2035032
That's what bullying other people is for.
>>2035043
Surely your joking right? Ringabel wouldn't do such a thing... right?
>>2035019
"And surely the way you are speaking is just an acting, if memory serves me correctly."
>>2035043
>>2035046
are we complaining about our relationships
my girlfriend is an extreme tumblr sjw but she's really cute and nice. idk what to do
>>2035051
>implying I don't
This is what my dad has to go through every fucking day of his life. I can see where they're coming from. Speak for yourself, asshole.
>>2035032
>Thank you Tricky!
>I am always angry.
>>2035048
Why must I do everything. I don't even think there's a bowl around here.
>>2035064
You can't fucking be nice to these people or they're not going to feel like it's serious. They need to get up off there asses and get some help jot be hugboxed he rest of their life because it's not going to help them in the long run.
>>2035063
dump her
my last gf was a scank who kept trying to get me to fuck her because she was horny. Other than that she was boring and annoying so constant shit.
>>2035053
What? Be a skanky whore? Totally would.
>>2035043
Maybe you shouldn't date Casanovas then, y'know, just saying.
>>2035051
>but I already do that.
chiisana hana nimo namae ha aru
>>2035070
Still no host? Whatever. I'll get the thread up soon, so reset your timers or whatever.
>>2035075
i will, eventually. still thinking about how to actually tell her
Somebody knock me out so I can sleep
>>2035090
>goddammit
>>2035074
You have no idea what you're talking about. It's painfully obvious. I would advise that you stop speaking on this matter, because every single you type only makes you look more foolish.
>>2035076
I never expect him to stoop this low.... it's insane.
>>2035074
Well, of course they're not gonna be hugboxed for the rest of their life. I try to be nice to lots of people, regardless of whether or not they know I am. Those guys seem pretty alright to me, so I think I'm allowed to feel kinda bad for em if I want to. I'm not doing any harm.
>>2035092
>>2035092
>
Okay, now someone knock me out next.
>>2035091
Just rip the band aid off
>>2035090
You don't know that yet dear. For all we know, this could be a great tactic of mine.
>>2035094
k
you're right I'm wrong. There's no way I could know anything, right?
>>2035090
>This is a sign to go to sleep.
"Right."
>>2035086
>I knew someone would post this.
>>2035103
here we go
>
>>2035074
How about you fuck off to /b/ where you belong Grimes?
>>2035100
>>2035103
Hey..
>Yawn
You guys aint so bad. I'll try not to kick your ass tomorrow.
>>2035105
I cannot possibly see how.
>>2035110
>I remembered immediately after I hit post.
...What?
>>2035122
>>2035122
>>2035122
>>2035122
>>2035117
You're welcome. Goodnight.
>>2035117
I thought I put you to sle-
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