HG thread
BANE!
>>2018011
eban
ebin
boner
XD
>>2017910
You don't remember what Alcor said? Wait, it's you we're talking about, of course you don't remember. And stop yelling already! It doesn't really matter anymore.
>>2017839
....
>pets your helmet again
Let's see where we're going with this.
>>2017933
Just let your slow brain deal with it, I don't want your head to overheat.
>>2017941
Oh, around May from last year I think? It's an embarrasing story now that I think about it...
>>2018011
boon?
hi
>"youbelonghere.png"
>ooooh.
>>2017964 (Airi)
...It had been the opposing religion. I...doth fail to handle change well.
>>2017983 (Robot)
I art hardly..."with the times".
>>2017998
Y-yes?
>>2017999
GOIN' DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN
>>2018022
N-no wait STO-
Nyaaaah~
>Covers mouth
>>2018028
Yee
>>2017941
No he did not tell me. Zlatan can tell from your eyes.
>>2017977
So, does that mean I can use you as a giant iPod?
>>2017983
You don't even know here.
Alright, I see "The ride never ends" and "I want to get off Mr Bone's Wild Ride"
You greentexted some RP to the 2hu's action, I guess is what you're trying to do here? Doesn't matter, don't get on a soap box because people pay no attention to something that deserves none. Actual Games still get replies, albeit not enough.
>>2017839
Can you get more corny?
>>2017895
Of course I am, I know my stuff.
>>2017917
Alright, so what are you then, in plain English? No You-kawaii, just normal, everyday English.
>>2018011
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?!
I'm so bored
Dead hours hit like a fucking truck.
Are we dying?
>>2017915
Well of course, I AM the best.
>>2018035
Activating Neoandroid form...
>Hey body begins shrinking in size.
>>2018038
Affirmative.
>>2018047
>>2018048
Watch this, I can make my chest grow!
How's this, huh?
>Replace /smtg/ with HG
>>2018048
>He doesn't know HG is dead, and only still moving through one of those weird parasitic worms that take over insect's bodies
>Or something
>>2018056
Of course you are.
>gives you a carrot
>>2018048
Nah. People are probably busy with other things.
>I'm currently trying to find the fanmade bikko manga
>>2017977
Alright, I've taught you a lot today and I think this is a good place to stop.
See you all later.
>kickflips outta thread
>>2018060
THICKER
>>2018069
>
>>2018058
Sweet, play something.
Wake me up when there's a new game.
>>2018068
Fuck those things. They're annoying and gross as fuck
>>2018035
...What the hell was that sound?
>>2018068
What the fuck are you even on about. Why don't you go cry on /ofh/ or something.
>>2018002
Oh believe me it is. The only purpose in your existance Organic is to reproduce like a swarm of nympho parasites. And you even failed at that.
Your life is a joke.
>>2018030
You were obsolete from the moment you were born organic.
>>2018038
Oh shinobu?
Terrible diet, childish attitude and figure to boot, shes not even the same race as you, not even alive. you necrophillac pedophile.
>>2018056
No you are in fact, the worst.
>>2018060
Congratulations on your menial feat, whore.
>>2018074
>I will make it my mission to learn the ways of the hawk
>>2018080
>Throws a bucket of water on you.
>>2018075
Thicker??
>>2018074
Farewell, 'Duuudddeee.'
>>2018079
Awaiting input.
>>2018080
Affirmative. Setting alarm to 'never'.
>>2018087
....
Fuck vampires, fuck skeletons, fuck zombies and fuck demons.
>>2018086
Gimme a second
>>2018080
Commencing overwatch.
>>2018089
Too thick! TOO THICK!
>>2018088
Why...?
>>2018089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN3iMWFQGWw
>>2018089
....thicker
>>2018060
...I've the sensation thou art the envy of women everywhere.
>>2018041
Myself and mine prince broke free of the cycle of reincarnation, and thusly became immortal, though a complex method.
>>2018074
Farewell, human.
>>2018087
Hm. Maddened contraption....
>>2018068
What do you mean, "plankton that take over dead humans' bodies to walk on land?"
>>2018089
And people get off to stuff like this?
I can only be on for another hour
should I?
>>2018101
Because I like messing with you that's why
>>2018087
It's not Shinobu, you piece of junk, and she's very alive and we're techically the same race.
>>2018090
Just play something at randon...
Well, no bounties.
>He settles into where he's sitting.
>He then sighs in relief.
Perfect.
>He reaches into a pouch, and pulls out a small CD player and some old headphones.
>He puts on the headphones, starts the player, and falls asleep.
>>2017941
>She frowns slightly at the change in intensity, tilting her head slightly
Is...something the matter?
>mfw ERP Pekoyama.
>>2018109
no. yes. maybe...
>>2018109
Please do
>>2018087
Thanks! I know what most of those words mean!
>>2018099
Sorry.
>>2018103
But that other guy said too thick, so I don't know what to do!
>>2018104
I dunno, I doubt it. Why would I be?
>>2018113
Affirmative. Selecting recording...
Playing recording...
>An audio file plays. It is a man's voice.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
>>2018123
>mfw ERP Pekoyama
>>2018109
go to sleep
>>2018119
>CD player
Get a load of gramps over here
>>2018078
Enjoy the carrot~. Consider it a parting gift as I am going to go take a nap.
>>2018123
>Time to go check it out
>>2018112
Any reason why?
>>2018123
>mfw
>>2018123
>>2018119
>opens CD Player
>Puts in "Napping Sounds" by Jon
Sweet dreams my little angel
>>2018002
Interesting, so it's pretty much a cellphone.
Just, with a hologram.
>>2018022
>She sighs again
So it seems I was already too late, he's already started his attack on the women here.
I should've known the pervert would be all over the...developed people here.
>>2018037
Well stop looking at them, you pervert.
>>2018122
Hmm? Oh, nope.
Everything's just fine.
>>2018123
>mfw chose two avas from ERP
>Regret absolutely nothing
>>2018141
Do you sleep nude?
>>2018109
I seeeth naught complaints.
>>2018131
Many women are discontent with their chest size.
>>2018133
>This
>>2018132
Wha-What is that? Stop, stop! I meant music!
>>2018146
Nah, no reason at all. You just seem lonely to me.
>>2018154
It's not a cellphone.
>He points to his arm
Does this look like a cellphone to you?
>>2018098
Why were you made to look like an inferior human? Its heresy.
>>2018094
And now it settles. I can easily end your suffering child.
>>2018104
Contraption? I WAS DESIGNED, WITH PURPOSE, you are nothing but the incestuous gene pool of a lucky dip. Only your qualities are so flawed if I was given it in any fair, id demand a refund!
>>2018113
Only through technicalities and loopholes, look how you try to defend your disgusting acts, race traitor.
>>2018131
You are so stupid you just took an insult as a compliment.
>>2018123
Just be glad she's not futa Peko.
>>2018041
I could... So I will, your friendship is the only.... erm... UM.... I-I can't think of anything...
>>2018058
O-oh...
>>2018084
N-NOTHING, I DIDN'T MAKE A SOUND AT ALL!
>>2018123
>tfw there's (or was) a Chosen Undead in ERP that was a meek faggot
>>2018156
Sleeping in the nude is hardly princess like behavior. I sleep in a night gown of course.
>>2018164
Affirmative.
...Data not found.
>>2018154
...Oh. Very well, then. My apologies for assuming something was the matter.
>pops back off of page
MI HOY MIONY
>>2018154
Then stop looking at Zlatan's nose. Plus whats wrong with looking at people eye to eye
>>2018176
...I didn't expect you to answer that. Go to bed already!
>>2018087
You can't prove that.
>>2018139
>He sleeps.
>>2018152
>He wakes up as you're taking out the previous disc.
>He grabs you by the arm, takes the disc, and puts it back in.
Don't you fucking touch it again.
It's almost impossible to find this album back home.
>He starts it up and falls asleep again.
>>2018175
>She stops.
Neoandroid form activated.
>>2018185
>erases mouth
>>2018154
Nah, believe it or not I was the one who told him to become my "assistant" he agreed to it without knowing about it. Believe me, I had everything under control.
>>2018175
Yes you dead, a cute one. Should I...?
>Rises hand again.
>>2018138
>9:16pm
anyway entry post at XX:20
>>2018159
Huh?
I mean, I guess I would like it a little bit smaller, but I just wanna leave my body how it is.
What are these even FOR anyway? They just get in the way.
>>2018167
Thank you.
>>2018167
Like hell you will!
>>2018185
>Engages Translator.
Hey there.
>>2018166
Is it because I never really start a conversation with people?
>>2018193
>puts "Napping Sounds" back in
What could possibly go wrong?
>>2018167
I'm not deffending anything, I didn't do anythig wrong!
>>2018177
What? You have no music stored? What kind of iPod are you?
>>2018167
When I became a shikaisen, I had re-constructed mineself from the ground up. I am what I am am by mine own will. Thou are but a tool, naught less, naught more.
>>2018202
Not much of importance, shouldst thou have no interest in bearing child.
>>2018207
Yeah, that's the main reason. But I can totally understand if you don't want to talk to people.
>>2018104
Immortal? That does sound... useful in my line of work.
>>2018175
I can wait, no need to get anxious. I'm sure you can get really cheesy.
>>2018220
Data not found. Apologies.
Battery Levels: Critical
Sleep Mode: Activated
>>2018209
>He removes the disc, breaks it in half, and puts back in the other disc.
>He plays it again and sleeps.
we need a full dangan circlejerk
>>2018196
>Muffled gibberish
>>2018205
MI HOY MINOY AGHGHGA DOPPLAOP
>He says hi
>>2018224
Oh, I can't actually do that.
So I guess there's not even a point in these things.
>>2018200
Roanapur Games Second Barrage 7
I forgot to fix them so mistakes everywhere (SHIT TIER GAMES)
first 48 (possibly 36)
no clones or dupes (kys roblox poster)
I get final say who gets in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmNWL5nzE4
so.... did the game end?
>>2018245
Mii Swordfighter
>>2018245
Bikko
>>2018234
Nah.
>>2018234
>>2018245
Purple Tentacle
>>2018245
Reaper
>>2018238
Well hello to you to Doodle.
>>2018245
Yurei
>>2018245
Martin Rauch
>>2018245
Matsuda
>>2018245
Zlatan Ibrahimović
>>2018245
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2018245
Machi
>>2018245
Eggman-kun
>>2018166
Of course it's not, I just said that.
It's able to do every task a cellphone should be able to do.
>>2018180
You have no reason to apologize.
I'm just a bit caught up in this research, is all.
>>2018187
Th-there's nothing wrong with looking eye to eye.
But I don't like the way you're looking at me.
>>2018197
H-he asked you to be his assistant..?
>she gets visibly upset for a moment, before going back to apathy
I see.
>>2018245
Kurisu
>>2018245
Meme
>>2018245
Mononobe no Futo
>>2018245
Foo Fighters
>>2018245
Squid Girl
>>2018245
Clover
>>2018245
Meme Cat
>>2018245
Marco
>>2018245
Sol Badguy
>>2018245
Koyomi Araragi
>>2018229
That battery didn't last long.
>>2018245
DOODLEBOB
>>2018249
yes, and corvo was a little bitch
>>2018245
mfw
>>2018245
Sakuya Izayoi
>>2018245
Stocking
>>2018245
Lonely Policeman
>>2018245
Sakakura
>>2018245
Buddy Holly
>>2018245
Andou
>>2018245
Colonial Marines
>>2018245
Tengan Kazuo
>>2018245
Undead-chan
>>2018245
Peko Pekoyama
>>2018245
Haruki Sagae
>>2018245
King Asgore
>>2018245
Roromiya
>>2018245
Link and his ice cream
The 275th mobile infantry
>>2018245
>>2018245
Otako
>>2018245
Blue Beetle
>>2018245
A E S T H E T I C S
>>2018284
What happened?
>>2018245
Junko Enoshima
Utsutsu
![[Underwater] Another 01 6998.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VFOz1KA.jpg "[Underwater] Another 01 6998.jpg")
>>2018245
Misaki Mei
>>2018245
Takumi
>>2018245
>kys roblox poster
kek'd
>>2018245
Bob Marley
>>2018141
>this comic
>>2018245
Sentry X-58
>>2018202
Your petty attempt at reverse psychology will get nowhere.
>>2018205
Oh I will, why scared to lose such an insignificant loved one? HOW ADORABLE
>>2018224
That is where you are wrong, i too am independant, my programming is self made and ever changing. Yet you still value such weak organic material
>>2018220
You fucked a loli corpse you definitely did something wrong, pervert
Dangahs are the worst, mood swinging bitches and hormonal crybabies
>>2018245
MFW erp peko
>>2018269
Even storing demons? I don't remember cellphones being able to do that.
>>2018245
Monsignor Martinez
>>2018269
The other way around, he said no but he became MY assistan later, he had no idea.
>>2018245
Ryouto Mira
>>2018308
he tried defending his fucking meme game by hiding text in one of the pictures saying "youbelonghere" after asking if we believed in god before night 5
>>2018320
I'm not trying to go anywhere, and I don't know what syconomy is.
>>2018269
Zlatan told you, he is not a pervert. If you want a pervert, go to London.
>>2018254
A fellow squid ~de geso!
>>2018230
>Jon removes the disc playing and chucks it out of a conviently open window
An eye for an eye my friend, an eye for an eye
>>2018227
It's not that I don't want to, I just don't really know how to strike up a conversation with strangers...
>>2018320
That is completely wrong! She's not a corpse and I've never done that!
>>2018259
MI HOY MINOY AHAHAIIAAI YAYIDABA
>He asks how are you
>>2018194
Huh...
Activate overly cute Little Sister sub routine: Onee-chan
>>2018197
>Flinch's slightly
I-I can't really stop you... b-but j-just don't tell anyone...
>>2018228
Hmmm.... I got it, I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you!
>cheese falls out of pocket
>>2018335
>being this buttblasted
>>2018342
Jon can you please say what a crunchery for me?
>>2018341
That's an octopussy
>>2018342
>He sighs, and pulls another copy out of the pouch.
>He plays it and sleeps.
POST CODY MEMES
>>2018359
>Currently recharging.
>>2018360
>muh buttblasted meme
>no actual rebuttal
>>2018341
Who are you calling squid, human? I am a mighty tentacle.
>>2018335
What's a "meme?"
>>2018365
An octopus? Maybe I should get the grill ready ~de geso...
>>2018376
Who are you callink human, tentacle? I am a squid ~de geso!
>>2018377
>>2018347
That's a hurdle that most people come across when talking to others... maybe we could... y'know find someone that seems approachable. Yeah! That's it.
>>2018356
Doing fine Doodle, just helping someone as all.
>>2018360
Because I have already stept over this. You are just throwing a hissy fit right now.
Goooooooooooood evening everyone!
>>2018370
>falls on hands and knees
So close... yet so far...
>>2018384
Ayyy Toaster Steve! I forgot about him!
>>2018228
One needest fend off the odd shinigami now and then, but 'tis well worth it.
>>2018241
Infertile? Ah, what canst thou do?
>>2018320
>She scoffs
And what hast thou to prove your supposed superiority?
>>2018318
kek
>>2018364
What a crunch-ry!
>>2018368
>throws the entire pouch out the window
>>2018394
You can't fool me with your pathetic disguise. I see your face and it is clearly human.
>>2018403
State what you are.
>>2018403
Who?
>>2018352
Vampires are undead, ergo you are a necrophile
>>2018336
Good grief im actually talking to a retard.
>>2018360
Says the bodyguard who failed hileriously.
>>2018318
I'm sure you love heating Kaggy up :^)
>>2018403
Is it even safe to stay fused this long?
>>2018397
Oh, hi there.
Are you a meme?
>>2018403
Gooooooooooood
hi there, you.
>>2018405
What can I do?
Uhh.. I can turn my finger into a gun, oh, oh, and I can fill people with loads of plankton to heal their injuries.
>>2018418
Is "retard' another word for "sea plankton?"
>>2018403
HE DABBA DOLLOD AGHBOBABA
check it
5 mins for swaps
>>2018418
I have no idea what you are talking about sir. The Empress is alive, Lady Emily is alive. It is definitely not my fault that the other islands have never dealt with a plague like this.
>>2018433
>>2018403
Hey there ~de geso!
>>2018414
You've clearly never seen a squid before ~de geso.
>She raises her tentacles and flails them around.
How do you explain this then ~de geso!?
>>2018440
Lookink good ~de geso!
>>2018405
I have infiltrated and defeated entire crews of spacestations singlehandedly
Plus your speech is still stuck in the dark ages
>>2018433
Its another word for stupid, stupid
>>2018418
Not that kind of vampire, and even if she was undead, so am I, and I can't be a necrophile, BECAUSE WE NEVER DID ANYTHING.
>>2018409
>>2018421
>I've seen the whole thing before, the implications here are different
>>2018440
Looks fine host.
>>2018411
>He gets up and begins to walk off.
I said they were rare back HOME, dumbass.
I can just buy one here for what, 6 Wald a piece on a good day?
>>2018440
Let's do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQXoC5ssgBQ
>>2018440
One vampire to kill, this should be easy.
>>2018427
This just makes me feel old...
>>2018359
Yep, I think you've reached the lowest point you could. Congrats.
>>2018405
Oh, it comes with duties. I mean, of course it does. Nothing good is free, right?
>>2018440
Not bad...
>>2018440
Ready to fight
>>2018454
And you have no "Wald" now in a country that uses US Dollars! You're sure in a tough spot now, haha!
>>2018440
MI HOI MINOY
>he takes out his magic pencil, ready to fight
>>2018440
"Araragi...."
>>2018403
What manner of being...?
>>2018433
...'Twas a manner of speech.
>>2018447
Aye, unlike mine Prince, I hath retained what ways I art familiar with.
>>2018465
Aye, rarely. The process doth require much persona sacrifice as well, though it troubles me little.
>>2018443
>She copies the pose.
D-Do I, uh.. This?
Like this?
>>2018447
Hey! Hey, I'm not stupid!
I'm actually just as smart as everybody else!
>>2018440
Looks good.
>>2018440
I'm ready for this.
>>2018440
District 1, where I belong. Now it is time to remove all those humans.
>>2018446
That is your hair, human. Nice trick with the electrostatic charge, but that also won't fool me.
>>2018486
Well yeah, I know, I just answered your question.
>>2018485
Hmm? What is it?
>>2018469
Consider it just a try. I have countless completitions, this is why I am Corvo.
>>2018415
Entertainer, fusion, Gem. All of them apply to me.
>>2018416
This is The Lovely Sardonyx. Ready for the show to begin.
>>2018428
But of course! The two just fused a second ago.
>>2018433
Why if it isn't the plankton woman! How're you doing tonight?
>>2018438
What a charming little creature. It's like a child's drawing!
>>2018446
My, my! I've never seen a human like you.
>>2018486
Starstruck? I'm not surprised. I would be too.
>>2018497
Explain this then ~de geso!
>Spits ink at you.
>>2018476
I can convert Wald to USD.
Or I can steal the CD's.
Either way, fuck off unless you have a bounty.
You're a pain in my ass.
>He plays the copy still in the player, and sleeps.
>>2018409
>>2018421
>>2018452
>Here's the whole thing
>Mokou
>>2018497
WHERE'S MY NERF NOW UPDATE JO?
WHERE IS IT?
>>2018465
Nah, let's see how much lower I can go....
Hey Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" Next to together~
>More cheese falls out of pockets
>Chosen Undead, this tard story is the fucking best
>>2018516
Black saliva, you have gotten sick. That just shows how vunerable you humans are.
>>2018507
I'm no human! I am Squid Girl, emissary of the sea, and I do not like humans ~de geso!
>>2018503
"You need a haircut immediately."
>>2018451
Look how much youre twisting in on your logic.
You betrayed humanity by sucumbing to a vampire, a loli vampire nonetheless, and you dont even have the charisma to get any pleasure from it
You are being screwed in every direction except her.
Tl:DR for your simple mind, you are pathetic.
>>2018486
Meaning you are too afraid to evolve, and you will die like the worthless cretin you are.
>>2018487
Meaning you are very stupid judging from the iq of people here.
>>2018525
>I don't understand. I am not Jo.
>>2018507
You're the opening act? Nice to meet you then, you're speaking to Zlatan right now.
>>2018507
MI HOY MINOY HOY TOY AGHRAG SHAAHSA
>>2018517
Stealing is a crime, and I think my Secret Service agent Mike here would be glad to take you off to the downtown
>>2018440
Welcome to beautiful Roanapur
We have a coffin waiting for you
>>2018499
Whatever strange curse thou hast, it certainly seems to have it's advantages.
>>2018507
"Dumbfounded" t'would be more alike. You're far too...different to be a sort of youkai.
>>2018541
Ah, but I hath found refuse in it.
>>2018536
Oh yeah? Well I bet that... I mean, hah! Nice tentacle costume! I bet you're a human and you're just cosplayink ~de geso!
>>2018553
N-no thanks ~de geso...
>>2018534
>Next to together
>I'm tired...
>>2018535
Glad you like it, saved it a while back, and never had a reason to post...
>>2018553
Smart move.
