24
4
Mii Swordfighter
>>1967784
Fujiwara no Mokou
Sans
Remilia
>>1967784
Heidemarie
Chiaki
>>1967784
Misery
The Booties
Kanno Naoe
Eggman-kun
Squid Kid
Lord Beerus
Link and his ice cream
380 000 Kilometer Junk
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
A FUCKING SHARK
Link
Garnet
Major Ocelot
Lash
>>1967784
Hanna Justina Marseille
R.Pika
2
Greed
What's up, suckas?!
>>1967759
Am I really? I wasn't aware.
>>1967773
Africa, you stated it earlier so it's hardly a guess.
>>1967816
>>1967824
HIII
>>1967824
Sup doll ?
>>1967828
That's my point, you airhead! It's a characteristic all Karslanders share!
We ready?
>>1967828
Hahahahaha!!!
I was stationed in africa but that is not where I was from.
You're much of a dummkopf than I thought you were. Squadron Leader...
>>1967831
Ooooh! How did you get rid of that annoying thing? Did you fire a laser? Did you bomb it? OR DID YOU RUN IT OVER WITH A TANK?
>>1967824
Ah, is that a talking bag of gold...?
>>1967784
Hikki
>>1967845
We are
>>1967845
Ready.
>>1967845
Swap me for >>1967824
>>1967832
Ooh, a new customer! Take a look around, pal! I'm sure you'll find somethin' nifty to buy.
>>1967837
Just trying to make a quick buck n' get rid of some junk. Wanna buy something?
>>1967849
...What's it to YOU if I'm filled with gold or not? Are you gonna try and rob me?!
>>1967845
>>1967798
Swap.
>>1967850
>>1967859
"Good luck Mistress. I'll be rooting for you from the sidelines."
>>1967848
T-Thanks.
>>1967867
Why would you swap in with that loser? Unless i can use it...AS A GUINEA PIG? YAAAAAAAAAY!
>>1967867
Nah m8.
You're actually probably gonna be RPing to slides and shit, I'll just be lurking. Keep your spot.
>>1967866
Rob you...?
Not in the slightest, actually. I prefer to earn my gold through vanquishing monsters and completing side quests.
Speaking of side quests, you're a merchant, aren't you?
>>1967860
(Ayyy, thanks Garnet!)
Thanks for the free spot! I'll give ya a small coupon for the next time you decide to visit my shop.
>>1967843
You think so? Interesting, I'll make note of that.
>>1967846
Sorry. The way you made it seem led me to believe you were from Africa.
Where are you actually from, then?
>>1967845
Ready to go.
>>1967866
What do you have that can interest me ?
>>1967868
Thank you Sakuya
>>1967879
>No problem.
I'll remember that. Good luck doll.
>>1967872
Sorry to disappoint, but...
That guinea pig of yours won't be joining this game, I'm afraid.
Still, if it makes you feel better, you could use me as one.
>>1967874
Well, if you insist...
Alright... I'll keep the spot.
I'll try to do my best...
>>1967884
I am surprised that you never heard about the star of africa.
The name's Hanna Justina Marseille, The Star of Africa. One of Karlsland's best shooter.
Nice to see you around.... Heidemarie.
In which Lord Beerus does not commit suicide.
>tfw you kick mion out of chat like putin should kick mion out of his country
>>1967907
baka desu senpai
>>1967904
....Can i toy with you instead?
BZZZZZZZZT! Here's the fun part! You already are going to be my firing dummy! I suggest you watch your steeeeeheeeeeeeeeep!~
>>1967907
Hmm, looks like the host went through with my request anyways...
Oh well. Good luck out there.
>>1967877
Of course! Sorry for getting a little distressed, I just don't wanna lose all of my profits. People have tried killin' me before just because they considered me a "threat", but I ain't too bad. How much cash do ya got on you?
>>1967885
Hmm...how about...this?
>He holds up a blue box with a price tag marked with a scribbled "15¢".
This thing's called "Pandora's Box". Depending on where you decide to open it up at, you could get some really neat stuff outta it. Wanna buy it?
>>1967907
Whatever! I'd rather not risk trying to get stupid shit out of a place like this.
>>1967884
I don't see how that will help you. Are all of your screws in place?
>>1967911
>Will never be kicked out of a chat by Adachi.
Life is suffering.
>>1967913
Baron, please shut the fuck up and leave my waifu alone.
>>1967913
Firing.. .practice?
Uuugh.... I thought you'd put me through something fun instead. Oh well... I'll try to dodge your shots... if I can.
>>1967918
Cash?
Well, I think I have a few bucks on me, but...
This all depends on what you're selling, doesn't it? For instance, earlier shops usually sell items and elixirs fit for beginners, while more later shops have much more expensive gear and weapons.
What do you have for sale today...?
>>1967923
Comparing me with that sorry excuse of an enterprising scientist. You are really good at being a buzzkill, anon.
>>1967925
...But being shot at IS fun. For me atleast! If you are going to be a good little test rat, maybe we can swap places!
>>1967924
Here's the deal: I get 99% of the profits.
>f 2
It's everyone's favourite event!
>>1967941
That reply right there pretty much confirms it.
>enter thread
>lenny game
>exit thread
>>1967941
I've handled guns and shotguns alike in the countless of video-games I've played, but...
I don't know if I'd be able to transfer that weapon knowledge to real life. Plus, we don't want you to die...right?
>>1967906
Nice to see you too Hanna. You'll have to excuse my ignorance, I don't really hear much about the things going on in Africa.
>>1967920
Screws? I'm not a robot. What's wrong with writing down interesting things?
>>1967944
The light got in my eyes...
>>1967954
>f squid kid
>f link and his ice cream
>f greed
>f sans
>f heidemarie
>f lord beerus
>>1967944
welp. didn't feel like playin' anyway.
bon voyage, good world!
>enter thread
>lenny game
>mfw
>>1967940
I've got...A broken stopwatch, a red candle, some soul hearts, and a bomb. I could increase the amount of stuff I've got in my inventory if my donation box reaches a certain milestone!
>He motions his hand towards a brown slot-machine looking box, with the word "DONATIONS" scribbled on the top.
>>1967954
Why did you enter a thread with a picture of Lenny on it then?
Anyway, where was I?
>>1967954
>"but we're working on our games I swear!" - oldfaggots
Face it, nobody cares anymore.
>>1967968
Increasing the value of your items through means of donations...
Very clever.
Uhh... I'll take the stopwatch, if you don't mind. It'll probably look good in my collection.
>>1967952
Oh boooohoooohoooo. If you are comparing me with that donkey, you got a few bolts loose in your head.
....Flak? Is that you? Come out of hiding, you oaf!
>>1967955
Who says anything about ME dieing, sweetheart? Suuuure you might leave this place with a few burn marks on your pretty skin, but it's for science!
>enter thread
>Remember Izaya left
>>1967973
Defeated by the idea of nothing itself.
Maybe there's a clue here...
>>1967974
>lenny
>working on games
top kek m8
>>1967978
Wonderful! That'll be 15¢, miss.
>enter thread
>remember spring2016fags are going to be a thing now
>enter thread
>remember hoshi left
>>1967979
Oh, then if you're so sure about all of this...
I think I'm ready now.
>enter thread
>remember Seth left
>enter thread
>remember newfags exist
>enter thread
>no girlfriend avatar
>>1967956
Pretty barren wasteland. Aside from Neuroi invasions happening once or twice.
>>1967973
Hmm the border...
It seems it's pretty fine around here.
>>1967984
>He's still around.
>enter thread
>see that Nanami is here
>>1967990
>She hands over 15¢, and throws some pennies inside the donation box.
Just because of your good hospitality, mister.
Do you have a name?
>>1967993
Okay! Just stand over there and i'll press this big red button i got here and soon you'll be shot at by about two dozen Neotanks....Or i'll fire a missile! Or a ton of pewpew lasers! OR ALL THREE OF THEM! Just to see if these big boomcrash thingies work in sync!
>enter thread
>remember today is the day i'm going to kill myself and i won't remember any of you faggots in the afterlife
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TIME
>enter thread
>no sanya
>enter thread
>makes this post in hopes of getting (You)s
>knocks on thread
>>1967987
Why is there an ice cream here
>>1968019
fuck off souda
>>1968022
>
>>1968025
>knocks up thread
>>1968014
I've gotta treat my customers right! Hospitality is the least I can show if I want people coming back for more stuff! The name's Greed. How about yourself?
>>1968025
it's knuckles
>>1967956
It was an insult. What else do you write down?
>>1968024
I like your honesty, my friend
>>1968010
What an... interesting reaction to my presence.
>>1968016
Sounds fun...
>She walks over to the spot, and stands perfectly still.
Well, are we good to go?
>f hanna justina marseille
>f hikki
>f eggman-kun
>f 380 000 kilometer junk
>f fujiwara no mokou
>f kanno naoe
>f 1
>f misery
>f r.pika
>>1968010
kys Hikki
>>1968037
>Pays
>Cuddles
I feel like ___ dislikes me
>>1968043
But you are already dead! I can't perform field tests with a dead lab rat! How can i find out what kills you faster that way?
You are boring, go away!
>>1968037
Chiaki. Chiaki Nanami.
You've got a good business running here. I'm sure that if you...
*yawn*
...keep doing what you're doing... I'll be coming back for supplies and goodies a lot.
>>1968048
:(((((
>>1968030
>>1968053
Oh...
Well, I'm sorry for being dead... and sorry for messing up your lab experiment...
I'll...take my leave.
>enter thread
>remember Tricky and her pedo posse
>>1968022
Oh look someone left a coin on the ground
>ignores dead hanged body
>>1968058
It's alright babe. I'm sure someone out there loves you. I mean, I don't, but I'm sure someone does.
>smooch
>>1968058
And take your shitty jojo memes with you.
Feast time.
>>1968062
You.
>>1968050
That's quite a bit of cash you've got, anon! How much more do you have?
>>1968052
Hoshi
>>1968054
Wonderful! Hey, you sound kinda sleepy, how about purchasing this fancy little nightlight to help you sleep better before headin' on outta here, Chiaki?
>>1968066
can you not
i was having a good time here
Thanks, doc
>>1968064
Just try to be alive for my next experiment. Otherwise i have to pick another random test subject. Maybe that loser you wanted in will do. He doesn't seem to have much use anyway!
>>1968067
>swings and kicks you in the head
>>1968075
T-that's what I figured!
>>1968006
I guess that would explain the lack of people saying anything about it... Do you like it there, at least?
>>1968039
That's it actually, just things I find interesting. Sometimes I reread what I wrote later.
>>1968081
So was I.
>f link
>f remilia
>>1968089
GREAT SHITPOST
10/10
Excuse me, sorry for interrupting. It would appear that I got lost while searching for something. Any of you squabblers got a cigarette?
>>1968081
That'd be...uhhh...lovely....
Here's my... bag...
Keep the change... please.
>>1968091
So why was it you were hanging yourself because I wasn't in one thread?
>>1968052
KK
Okabe
Holo
Medusa
Rin
Shorty
Endo
Nepgear
Ringabell
Wiggins
Squid Girl
Dean
Mokou
Cirno
Hoshi
Aikawa
just add pretty much fucking everyone to be quite fucking honest f-am
>>1968102
>>1968089
I'll skip to the foreplay and get right down to the groping for you.
>>1968102
>>1968102
MDO MODS MSODSM DOSMDSOM SODM ASODMOASMDOSM DMOS MODS MDOS MSDOS MDOS MODS MODS MDOS MODS MODS MODS
>>1968105
Why would i hate you, f.am?
>>1968102
>>1968052
Everyone including myself.
>>1968102
>>1968093
I don't wanna get into an argument over anything right now. Go bother someone else with your existence, please.
>>1968101
Y-Your bag?! Let's see...
>He starts counting up the money you've left for him.
Minus the 15¢ for the light, this should add 30¢ to my donations! Wonderful! Have a good day, miss!
>>1968105
Why would I hate you, baka?
>>1968102
>>1968112
Hey! Those were my guinea pigs, you stupid soldierboy! Guess you and your ugly meathead have to do...
>>1968102
why would you do this
>>1968112
>>1968105
>I probably don't
>>1968104
W-well, umm, you see there's a very good reason for that! But it's uhh, over there!
>>1968112
Pretty good
>>1968102
If it's the kind of chocolate milk I hate, then I'm fine with this
Winner next slide. Place your bets.
>>1968091
Ooomph!
Owww! That ficken hurts...
>>1968092
Hmm It's pretty ok.
Despite being it being so hot.
But then again being somewhere outside of africa is pretty nice.
>>1968102
...
You disgust me.
>>1968127
You know I don't fall for that anymore, Eila.
>>1968052
Laura
Never really did anything to that person but they talk down on me. I suspect behind the scenes steam faggotry made them think bad of me, but I also don't give a shit.
>>1968126
I love you
That's the opposite of hate
>>1968134
Come on, show yourself, otherwise this will bother me all day
>>1968132
I was rooting for the shark...
>>1968105
Are you a shipgirl?
>>1968132
I got a special treat ready for all of your butts. Two megaton's worth of unguided projectiles!
>>1968132
Lash looks cool
I'd bet on her
>>1968148
nope
>>1968134
You definitely did not fuck up as bad as me.
>>1968154
>smooch
I love you babe.
>>1968120
yo, pal.
you the guy that sells the stuff 'round here?
i need somethin. quick.
>>1968140
Can't tell what he drank but it must be some nasty ass shit.
Could also be him snorting salt and squirting lemon in his eyes though.
>>1968154
I still like you all the same.
>>1968154
>smooch
I love you babe.
>>1968133
>grabs rope
>cuts self down
Don't be an idiot and you won't get kicked you dumb Karslander!
>>1968135
I-If you know what's good for you, you'll look!
>>1968153
Well then I probably don't hate you. I guess the worst that can happen is that I stopped caring, whoever you are.
>f mii swordfighter
>f eila ilmatar juutilainen
>f a fucking shark
>>1968171
Love you.
>looks away
>>1968174
T H E B O O T I E S
I can't make gif winscreens, so I hope this one is good enough.
>>1968105
Just do what I do, convince yourself that people like you.
>>1968153
Are you mion=?
>>1968160
>>1968169
I doubt it. Also I may know who this is.
>>1968168
Generally I doubt that, but I am not really here for a reputation. I am just here to roleplay and escape from reality.
>>1968174
Good job.
>>1968181
I-I love you.
>>1968174
I only lost because i didn't bring my toys with me. I bet you'd all make interesting splatters when blown to bits! Teeehee!
Good job, you butt.
Thanks for playing.
>>1968174
Congrats butts and thanks for hosting
>>1968181
Hikki x A noose when? :^)
>>1968164
Really? A person came here without me having to advertise myself?! Great! Whatcha need?
>>1968184
If I posted with my ava, you know it be true.
What up?
>>1968190
Thank you for hosting.
>>1968148
First that crazy scientist and now a little girl, I swear someone from our fleet fucked you guys really good when I wasn't looking.
>>1968171
.....
Then again why should I mind about you again?
You did that with your will because your girlfriend is not here.
>>1968181
I hate you.
>>1968175
>is about to take off in the opposite direction
>turns around
Y-you're not supposed to make me feel guilty baka!
>>1968190
Thanks for hosting mate
>>1968101
Here, the product of my boredom.
I drew over the other girl and made it look nice.
>>1968196
i need all 'the batteries you got.
don't ask why, i just do.
how much do i owe ya?
>>1968181
This!
>>1968201
Hey.
>>1968203
What?
Shipgirl pls go
I want to violently rape Hikki from behind while whispering these lyrics in his ear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
>>1968201
Hey.
>>1968206
Why not?
>>1968201
Hello mate.
>>1968173
>I stopped caring
That's mainly that. I didn't say "hate" but dislikes or just not care at all anymore.
When you feel like people avoid you it's the worst t.bh.
>>1968208
Indeed!
You have my thanks.
>>1968201
Trying to find out why our forces are so despised here.
>>1968217
Just trying to figure out why you don't like us, just curious.
>>1968213
>>1968225
Who are you two supposed to be?
>>1968180
Congrats butt
Thanks for hosting
>>1968219
X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
>>1968199
Don't.
post waifu charts
>>1968190
Thanks for hosting and congrats
>>1968142
>You're probably an okay guy, I don't have a reason to hate anyone here
>>1968237
Miyabi.
>>1968244
>I do what I want, rep be damned.
>>1968246
My opinions have changed since I've made it. I need to make a new one.
>>1968246
>>1968237
Payne... Max Payne.
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>1968204
S-she's not my girlfriend, and she's over there!
>points to >>1968227
>>1968227
Because that would make me feel bad! Do you want me to feel bad?!
>>1968246
>>1968248
Get away from him, you bitch.
>>1968248
Ironically, i think Hikki is (one of) the coolest person(s) here.
no homo.
>>1968259
Midnight Channel Games when?
>>1968254
>My opinions have changed since I've made it. I need to make a new one.
People turn their vests faster than they change avatars here.
>>1968246
>>1968246
>>1968210
Let's see...I've got 10 batteries on me right now, each of em cost 7¢...Your total is 70¢!
>>1968231
Lemme guess....Constantine?
>>1968236
Has something to do with a ship called Southern.
>>1968253
Pleasure to meet ya. I'm Tupac Amaru Shakur, the legend.
>>1968257
Can't say name doesn't sound familiar. Tupac, Tupac Shakur.
>>1968259
>insert shitpost here
>>1968270
>>1968273
>>1968248
what he said >>1968262
>>1968263
P-please don't hurt me...
>>1968264
>Ironically
Y-you too.
>>1968260
N-no.
>>1968246
>>1968277
Nice to meet you.
>>1968275
oh dang.
uh, lemme just...
>He sets 70 coins(?) and a piece of paper on the table.
this good enough?
>>1968290
GODDAMNIT CIRNO YOU PEIEC EOG DFUKV ING SHIT IM, WI9LL MRUF3ERF UY7OU AND YOUR ENETIRE FAMILY
>>1968282
c-cyoot
>>1968277
You guessed correct mate.Are you the one who called about an ancient artifact?
>>1968286
>>1968260
Your actions speaks louder than your lie.
>>1968290
Since you have that thing in the middle, I'm just gonna pretend that I'm on this to make myself feel better.
>>1968277
Yeah, you're the famous rapper, gangster. I'm in the NYPD. Relax, probably not going to arrest you unless you got a gun pointed to me.
>>1968297
Do all Senrans have gigantic tits?
>>1968290
I accept your proposal Cirno, lets get married irl