BATSU GAMUUU VI part 2
I'm sorry you two, but when Hamada decides you are anime, he will kill you.
I guess it's classy enough to avoid dying this way.
>>1961588
Both of them make bad stuff happen, or is that just me in general.?
>>1961557
I'm busy man, can't have people disturb me while I play video games, they're serious business y'know.
>>1961582
Oh buzz off, pops, I'm playing video games.
Any suggestions on a political version of the hunger games?
>>1961557
YES, THE LOST AND FOUND FOR A BOY!
>>1961593
SIT!
>>1961546
So you'll go on a date with me?
>>1961539
Hey, no need to be sad, though!
It's for a good cause, and they weren't good people.
>>1961543
>Bites a corner of the paper
Blegh, this tastes awful.
>repost
>>1961561
Their campsite? Oh, umm...about that...
I kiiiiinda have no idea. I've only gotten there via random portals and, on one occasion, a car. We've got the whole day to find them, though! Fläshyn!
>>1961479
Oh cripes, you're like a male version of Kneesocks?
>>1961488
>>1961537
*rolls eyes* I know you can't really help it, but remember that I'm off the market.
>>1961549
Gah...as long as I can still doff my hat.
>>1961588
*thinks to myself* Like I'd risk dying to somebody that doesn't believe in dinosaurs...
>>1961588
I don't ever want to find out either
>>1961568
Is that so. Ever eaten the raw limbs of a tusken person? Tastes like... sand...
>>1961588
Be honest with me, how many times have you considered bailing and just offing yourself.
>>1961588
Well I guess it ends my night
Thanks for hosting Endo and good night !
>>1961537
>He smiles slightly
Ah, no. Jedi are forbidden to form such attachments. But I have known love, in my younger years.
>>1961539
But of course you may. I have fared well, but a Jedi's work is never over. Since the fall of the Republic, things have been...difficult for us.
>>1961568
>His frown turns into a look of worry
Why is that? You seem...deeply troubled.
>>1961580
>He frowns, but nods politely nonetheless
Then we will meet again.
>>1961582
>He looks over in surprise, seeing the purple tentacles envelop Joseph
Most curious...
>>1961618
>He frowns
Pardon me?
>>1961533
I've taken note of this in my journal, and you can assure I will speak with you immediately if I see anything on the matter.
>>1961534
It seems my journey is to rid of these "flaws", though I only hope that when I find the answer, it doesn't create more than I already bear.
>>1961541
The Great King, hmm? I must admit you have a fine establishment here.
Pray tell, King. Is there a Princess?
>>1961544
I only pray that I one day will understand all the secrets to be revealed.
One day the door to truth shall be opened.
>>1961557
It was worth a shot, I suppose.
>>1961546
Ah, so I take it you can't help find lost memories..either?
>>1961559
I suppose so.
>he closes his eyes
Hmm. I see marvelous lavender hair, Illustrious black eyes, that makes it almost impossible to not get lost in their wonders.
>>1961601
Pray tell, what "were" you created for?
Don't tell me..
>>1961610
>Take it
>>1961584
HOLY! SHIT!! W-WHAT IS THAT?!
>>1961591
Hmm... I think I may be able to help you. Are you aware of what a Stand is?
>>1961588
G-Guys...? Wait! I'm...I'm not P-Polnareff...
>>1961601
Ha ha! You're not the first to say such a thing! Why, he should try harder to be more like me! I'm not overconfident in the slightest!
...Oh, and I'm humble too.
>>1961612
H-Hey, don't worry 'bout me. ...I'll leave you be... buzzin' off...
>>1961627
sIeep tight pupper
>>1961627
Good night to you, noble warrior. Also, what a lovely night this is.
>>1961581
So you would let murders live out their lives in free housing while their victims and their familys live on in sorrow? Hangings and executions give the people comfort in knowing they are safe from these maniacs and that they will never have the chance to harm again. Its what makes the citizens embrace the Federation's system of justice
>>1961614
>Sits
>>1961566
Finding things is my Stand ability, sir.
Sugar Mountain's Spring.
>She gives you both the keys and the ring, and smiles brightly, clapping her hands together.
Good job being honest, sir.
>>1961581
My name is Sugar Mountain, sir.
Have you lost anything?
>>1961615
A.. Date..?
I've never been on one of those..
I don't see why I would, miss.
Have you lost something?
>>1961635
I can't. I'm very sorry, sir.
Only objects.
>>1961615
...
>>1961618
Kneesocks is nowhere near as serious as I am when it comes to follow the rules. She didn't even know that having a horn was illegal.
>>1961588
Takarada it seems has stolen Neptune's powers.
Kino is so incredibly racist it actually kills.
I had no idea Eggman could be that vulgar.
>>1961635
Thanks Ring. Can I call you Ring by the way?
>>1961635
Well, you know, I was about to just straight up tell you what it was but if you want it to be some massive existential mystery, then be my guest.
>goddamn I choose the worst time to post
>>1961588
I see nothing disagreeable with his company. I must decline.
>>1961635
>She frowns
This is a...contradictory statement.
>>1961557 (Jotaro)
My apologies.
...Jotaro Kujo, correct?
>>1961641
>She pauses for a moment before replying
If you say so. I...believe this makes for the largest gaps in time I have seen between variations of individuals.
>>1961571 (Ratchet)
I shall...attempt to do so.
>>1961568 (Cade Skywalker)
It is not something I am in control of, admittedly.
>>1961615
Hm...if you say so, miss. You seem rather...trustworthy.
>>1961633
Oh...how so?
>>1961616
...
...Oh b-boy...
>He kneels down, and assumes the fetal position.
Exposure to radiation, here we come...
>>1961657
Absolutely not.
>>1961615
Even Twinkletoes ain't this stupid...
>>1961655
>>1961652
Cute!
>>1961614
I found him just fine without it.
>>1961582
Hah, I missed that. Good to have you back, old man.
>>1961635
I guess. Never seen you around before, though.
>>1961612
Yeah, but this one is more important.
It's about Kira.
>>1961676
Yeah. Who are you?
>>1961601
Whatever babe, just make it part of your protocol to forget that propor crap round me
>>1961588
Fits him, he's such a dickhead
>>1961623
No but I've eaten raw Mynock... those things eat power cables.
>>1961635
Look, long as you don't make your problems mine or lecture me we're cool. I just want to avoid people like you.
>>1961635
Weird, I never knew you knew my cousins.
>>1961637
>thanks
>>1961657
Is this the cooking club?
>>1961666
>the horror
>>1961657
WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOINGHERE!!!
A better question is WHYAMIHERE!?!
>>1961618
I-I wouldn't dream of it, milady.
>>1961633
Is that so? please, tell me details.
I'm ever so interested to hear the word of love from a wise man, such as yourself.
>>1961653
Only objects...huh? Well, enough about that, and more about you.
>>1961657
To be related to such a beauty?
>sigh
That only takes her off the table, doesn't it?
>>1961665
I suppose that will work. Seeing as though I don't actually have a name.
>>1961667
N-no, please! Tell me, master. May I call you master?
>>1961650
Anybody who finds comfort in killing someone is someone who needs help of their own! The solution lies within rehabilitation, not death!
Oh, and do not think those jails will be a cakewalk. I plan on making them more miserable than the American ones!
>>1961652
Good girl!
>he pats your head
You can eat the treat now!
>>1961653
Sugar Mountain is not a real name! Please tell me your real name before write you up!
>>1961657
Whatever, I got blaster anyway.
>>1961653
>looks down at the ring and keys then back up again
Y-You're just giving me it?
>>1961635
I suppose that, in a strange sort of way, our goals are very similar then. I'd assume that your flaws are much less life-threatening than my own, however.
>>1961641
The term has been mentioned to me once before. I believe it was an extension of a person's soul?
>>1961685
Aw fuck me, for real?
I thought that ambulance did him in!
>>1961635
Nah, I ain't even got a queen, no way I can get myself a daughter.
>>1961657
>Is that death?
So is that a no-go on the presidential race hunger games then?
>>1961657
Where do all these monkeys come from?
One "person" had the right idea. We won't get far without a few killings.
>>1961672
Don't think I didn't see that, Gogo.
>>1961686
Ugh... That's bad... How did you ever reach that point?
>>1961691
Cool, cool.
>He looks at his sliver watch
Damn... it's almost time for me to jet.
>>1961653
Did you say Stand...? Hmm. Well, finding things doesn't seem too harmful. Heh! Kinda reminds me of my Stand, actually!
>>1961657
HAH! Please! I'm a Joestar! It's physically impossible for a family-tree to confuse me!
>>1961676
Just wait 'til you see Uncle Speedwagon. ...Guess it's kinda weird if I keep callin' him uncle...
>>1961685
Good to be back, Jotaro! It's good to see you too.
>>1961681
>>1961655
I-It was pink, I just assumed...!
>>1961653
R-Really?
>Sigh
Well, I guess I can't find my lucky sword. It's iron. I don't see how you'd be able to find it, though.
>>1961676
Aww, thanks!
>>1961683
BE QUIET!
>>1961685
You are welcome, Mr. Joestar!
>>1961707
I WILL BE THE FUTURE PRESIDENT OF THE HUNGER GAMES!
>>1961633
My apologies. I had to quickly feign death, so I had to go silent for a little while.
>>1961655
Having a--just what is illegal about having a horn?
>>1961657
Where the heck am I? And where is everybody?
>>1961691
Of course you wouldn't. And if I chose to have a peek inside your mind, I'd see that you wouldn't dream of it...right?
>>1961707
(Player1) receives a small loan of a million dollars.
>>1961695
No offense sir, but I don't really like treats, especially this kind of treat.
>>1961691
No, you may not. I'll go ahead and leave since you've previously made up your mind about this whole fetish thing.
>>1961707
A race you say? That sounds like a grand idea. But, we must choose are leader with care.
>>1961709
OH SHIT
>>1961677
>She bends down and rests her hand on her knee.
You'll survive. I mean, you've come this far without needing your squad, haven't you? With me by your side, you won't even need to touch those nasty rads.
>>1961707
Please do them.
We need a game themed on the lore of HG.
>>1961717
The rules can never be quiet!
>>1961703
You'd be correct. Each Stand is an extension of one's life energy, and each Stand has it's own seperate unique ability.
Mine, for example, is specialized at...well, finding people. See where I'm gettin' at?
>>1961709
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA *Cough* MUDA MUDAAA!!
>>1961695
I hope so. Id hate to see your country collapse again. You need to make citizenship a privilege that must be earned not a right.
>>1961715
Come on, kid... You should know better than that. Can't you smell when real candy is around?
>>1961741
>code about hg lore
Now this I can get behind
>>1961676
Please explain, what sole purpose was such an angel created for?
>>1961685
I must agree. I don't think I recognize you aswell.
The name's Ringabel. May I ask yours?
>>1961686
I did not plan on ever crossing your path, unless completely necessary.
>>1961688
I was not aware you even had cousins, as I was speaking only about you, milady.
>>1961703
I pray they don't ever grow to such lengths.
I usually hate asking, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't interested.
What "flaws" do you speak of?
>>1961706
That's quite a tragedy, though I suppose everything may change.
>>1961691
About.. Me?
You want to know about me?
Um.. Do you want to come sit and play dolls while I tell you?
>>1961695
Sugar Mountain is my real name. I'm sorry if you don't like it.
>>1961700
Yes. You could have been dishonest and said you wanted the valuable piece, but instead, you were honest.
Take that ring, but you have to "use" it by sunset, or else.
>>1961713
Hello, sir. Have you lost anything?
>>1961715
>She, almost instantly, retrieves your sword from her chest of toys. She also sets next to it a golden sword, adorned with rubies and expensive gems.
Which sword is yours, miss?
>>1961709
They actually fell for it? Damn, people sure are stupid these days.
>>1961681
She does not seem particularly unintelligent to me.
>>1961685
I...had thought we had met previously? Perhaps another variation.... My apologies. I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device.
>>1961686
I can make no promises.
>>1961713
Hm...if you say so. Greetings, regardless, Joseph Joestar.
>>1961715
The statement was of no trouble to myself, ma'am.
>>1961765
I failed.
>>1961750
Visits, campaign stops, state dinners, foreign visits, debates, legislative action, domestic and foreign policy, news interviews, the list goes on.
>>1961676
>He grimaces
We were betrayed from within. The Chancellor of the Republic was behind it, all along. He was the last of the Sith, and he brought down the Republic while posing as its leader.
I also lost someone dear to me. Someone I had known since he was a child.
>>1961691
>He chuckles
Ah, but that is a long story to tell. One to tell another time, if you don't mind.
>>1961719
>He smiles
Oh, it is no problem. I suppose that is only natural in the arena.
>>1961699
>>1961633
>In case you missed it
>>1961715
Your mental state worries me, Miss.
>>1961719
It is not only a weapon, but a huge distraction during everyday life. Do you know how many accidents Kneesocks has caused with her horn? Go on and guess, Miss. Raven.
>>1961726
But dogs love treats!
>he puts another treat on your nose
PAW!
>>1961743
STAY QUIET!
>>1961750
NO NEED FOR A GAME! I WILL WIN REGARDLESS!
>>1961762
...or else what?
>>1961750
Hm... have you tried asking the other tributes for ideas? I think they can assist you more then I can.
>>1961750
Borrow from some works of fiction
I need a daredevil season 3 or just the punisher get his own series.
>>1961762
TELL ME YOUR REAL NAME THIS INSTANT!
>>1961779
Please stop doing that, it's insulting.
>>1961761
Maybe. It'd be nice to have someone else at the castle besides all the Waddle Dees.
>>1961712
We all have places to be, and I...will be here, as always. Waiting for my lost angel.
>>1961719
O-of course not! There's not reason for you to be digging in this head of mine.
>>1961728
M-my mind has been made up! I must now immediately.
>>1961762
I suppose I don't mind taking the time to play with dolls if it means learning more about yourself.
>>1961770
For the last time no!
>>1961764
It's a pleasure, ma'am. What's your name? I've seen you 'round here before, but I don't think we've ever talked.
>>1961770
OH! NO!! T-The "muda muda" thing happened to me, not you...!
>>1961717
For what? You didn't do anything.
>>1961713
You know, you seem... Younger than when I last saw you. Really younger.
>>1961761
Jotaro.
You're a ladies man, I can already tell.
>>1961764
Hmm... The name does ring a bell.
>>1961705
Yeah, I did too. made sure he was dead.
He's back, and he's not happy.
>>1961740
Ahahah, well, about that...
I've managed to snag some materials from beat up cars and corpses, but...
*cough*
My life support on this thing's droppin' minute by minute....and since I, ya know, can't warp back to HQ and refill...
I'm really, really hopin' we find this campsite full of mutants soon.
>>1961709
Karkin-!
>>1961710
Well when you don't find any salvage or a ship to raid you don't go back to planet. That's pretty much the only crap you find in space that's edible.
>>1961761
>mislinked
>>1961776
Look long as you don't lecture me or bug me I'm fine, I just don't like your kind.
>>1961764
Oh good, this'll get annoying
What are all you mooglets doing?
>Jasper
>>1961797
That's cool Ring. Peace out.
>>1961751
You would assist me in finding the witch I seek, by using this Stand you speak of? Assuming that is the case, I am most grateful.
Is there anything you require from me for this?
>>1961761
As mentioned, I am looking for a witch who cursed me long ago. I came across another with this curse, and that was when I learned that it is indeed a fatal one.
Since that day, I have carried this coffin with me on my journeys, in case I am unable to find the witch in time. Obviously, I am hoping this will not be the case.
>>1961765
>>1961770
Someone decided not to give a damn any longer. They can load another savegame.
And yet another cliffhanger.
>>1961816
ehh
>>1961816
Bombing scum and asking questions later.
>>1961795
GIVE ME YOUR DANG PAW RIGHT NOW!
>>1961809
Are you fricken kidding me!? I help you out by informing you about the lost and found!
>>1961816
Do not call me a mooglet, you freak!
>>1961764
Look babe, I gotta check on how my genes are being used, y'know? And when my grandkid is bitin' paper, it's a little disappointing.
>>1961809
Well ain't that just a bundle of shit, guess we'll just have to make sure he stays dead this time.
>>1961816
Who are you calling a Mooglet? Am what I am doing right now. Watching the tributes as all.
>>1961814
>He nods
I never had the intention of lecturing or offending you. I merely sense a strong Force presence around you. One of a magnitude I have only felt twice.
>>1961816
Oh, this and that.
>>1961776
Yes, natural. As is being trapped in a dimension when you dabble in moving between dimensions, but I've just about made my peace with that.
>>1961779
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess zero.
>>1961797
*chuckles* Lucky you. I prefer not to do that sort of thing.
>>1961816
Waiting for the end of the game.
>>1961831
T-that's impossible
>>1961776
I understand. I pray to hear more of your stories, Kenobi.
>>1961770
I suppose one without memories can't help but be dull..
>>1961773
I answer your question with a question of my own, why not?
>>1961796
And of course it more more than pleasurable to be ever in the company of a woman you've destined to live out the last of your days.
Does that not sound appealing?
>>1961809
I will admit I've gained that title, yes.
What about yourself?
>>1961814
>Figured, thought I may reply anyways
How do you guys feel about avatars talking to you first?
>>1961782
You'll be turned into a tree unless you find a true use for that ring.
>>1961793
Sugar Mountain, sir.
Please no yelling in the house.
>>1961797
>She digs in her toy chest and presents him with two dolls. One of the dolls is old, ugly and broken, whereas the other is new, beautiful and in pristine condition.
Which doll do you want to use, sir?
>>1961761
My...original purpose was testing and experimentation.
>>1961776
Oh...I see.
>She looks away, shifting slightly in place, awkwardly
>>1961801
>She speaks with a dull metallic tinge to her voice
I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device. Greetings.
>>1961809
I believe you had been the first individual that had demonstrated a "Stand" to me.
>>1961814
>She begins to open her mouth, but closes it again, falling silent.
>>1961840
IT was only a misunderstanding, I would assume.
I have work to do elsewhere. It's been a pleasure, Boba out.
>takes off
>>1961812
...Why didn't you tell me about that SOONER?! Forget having the whole day to find the camp, we've gotta get there as soon as possible! Um, um, k-keep an eye out for a purple portal, alright?
>She picks up her pace quite a bit and starts frantically looking around the wastelands.
>>1961809
Younger, huh? Don't tell me there's ANOTHER Joseph Joestar runnin' around...
>>1961822
If you can bring me a $300.00 camera, I can use my Hermit Purple to find the witch you're looking for.
>>1961869
Boy, that's quite the title. Regardless, it's a pleasure, Lambda.
...You wouldn't happen to be a cyborg, would you?
>>1961839
...
>gives paw
>>1961863
I guess. My Waddle Dees have kind of proven that to me, in how loyal they can be.
>>1961834
Ehhhhh to you too human.
>>1961838
If you can crush your enemy's heads,you can!
>>1961839
I'll fuckin' hit you human.
>>1961849
I'm callin' you one nerd.
>>1961852
Everywhere and about.
>>1961855
Same.
>Toplane Udyr is fucking melted cheese in League. I played that shit with Guinsoos and TriForce and it works.
>Jasper
>>1961864
I dont know, how am i supposed to feel? Its just talk.
>>1961831
This wasn't a part of the plan, was it?
>>1961866
I already have a wife! D-Does selling it count as a true use?
>>1961855
Seven. Her horn has caused seven incidents. That is one too many horn related incidents if you ask me, so I decided to become proactive and tell her to cut it off.
>>1961866
Alright...okay, but you do realize your name is not a name a normal person would have, right?
>>1961831
Skipped some peace
I think some seafood isn't too bad for piranha poodles.
And Mokou gets another visit. I don't think it's that impossible. >>1961862
>>1961874
Good bye. May you have great night ahead of you.
>>1961891
The nerve! But atlas, I shall let this slide for now.
Well, i'll go back to working on presidental race hunger games now, feel free to post suggestions, lord knows I need them.
>>1961885
How... specific.
I'm afraid I do not own a camera, let alone one with a value so high. Such luxuries do not come easily to a traveler like myself.
>>1961852
Yeah, well don't mention it again or I bring ya to the closest Imperial bounty office.
>reaches for deathsticks
>>1961863
>sry man
Well if you wanna avoid me that's fine
>>1961869
Got somethin to say?
>>1961891
Well I haven't taken my deathsticks yet so ehh
>>1961820
See you around.
>>1961822
Oh, no. I would never wish for such a beauty to fall.
Can you give me any info on this witch?
>>1961831
Wh-where the hell am I!? Someone? Anyone?
>>1961754
My nose isn't the best, y'know, grandfather!
>>1961762
My sword!
>Her tunnel vision completely passes over the gilded one
Where'd you get this!?
>She picks it up and expertly twirls it before sheathing it
Perfect fit~!
>>1961779
Mental state? Why?
>>1961764
Oh, please, don't worry!
>>1961891
I prefer using a gun. You ever see what a morita battle rifle can do to a mormon terrorist head?youll find blood in places you didnt even know could be.
So how are you doing?
>>1961879
M-Ms Rogue! P-P-Please, settle down!
Look, portals around here are a rare occurrence. And if we do find one, who says that it'll lead to the campsite we're lookin' for?
You said it yourself, didn't you? You've only gotten there through random portals and...a car, was it? Might as well give up and meet our ends now...
>>1961889
Good! You are a good little dog! You can eat the treat now!
>>1961891
NO SWEARING IN THE THREAD!
For crying out loud, is it really that hard for you guys to stop swearing?
>>1961905
I'll outlive the games themselves
>>1961874
*waves*
>>1961903
Okay, for one, what do you mean by an "incident"? For two, if seven is one too many, why is six okay?
>>1961891
So we're in the same boat. Does that make you a mooglet as well?
>>1961863
Because getting lost simply by looking at someone's eye is a sign of a disease. Or love, but that's stupid to think of.
>>1961897
No, you'd only be trading it for money.
You could do that, but then you would have to find a use for the money, too.
And you can't just give it away or knowingly cheat yourself, either.
I wish you good luck. You're an honest person. You'll find a way.
>>1961903
I do. Did you lose something?
>>1961922
>She doesn't say a word, but picks up the expensive sword, and holds it out for you to take.
You're an honest person.
Here you go, miss.
>>1961885
In a way, yes. As an artificial human, I've both magical and mechanical augmentations. They've simply...been present since my creation.
>>1961917
I had...nearly apologized again.
>>1961922
...Are you certain?
>>1961918
I'm afraid I have already given all the information available to me. My memories of this event are not entirely with me any longer. I almost think it may be the curse itself, trying to prevent me from finding its creator.
My apologies for not making this any easier.
>>1961855
>He chuckles
While I come here through hyperspace, I understand dimensional travel is everyday business for some individuals. Tell me, does it affect you in any way? This has always intrigued me, since there have only been rumors of this kind of travel in the galaxy.
>>1961863
>He nods, smiling warmly
Another time. But not to worry, I will not forget.
>>1961869
>He looks at you, a comforting gaze
Do not worry about words. I have come to peace with the way things are now.
>>1961874
Until next time, Boba.
>>1961891
>He smiles
Precisely.
>>1961917
I see...the Empire still reigns, then?
>He notices your deathstick usage
Those aren't good for you, you know. Especially if you are Force-sensitive.
>>1961869
Ya don't just go around eating paper...
>>1961922
You're gonna need to work on that, then... And don't call me that, makes me feel old.
>>1961908
>(player1) cant vote because he/she hasnt done federal service
>>1961908
>(Player1) sponsors (Player2)
>(Player1) drops out of the race
>You could also add in protestors killing/invading rallies or just about rallies in general
>Good luck, I need a reason to start using The Donald again.
>Just some general ideas
>>1961905
Finally the feast, time to sift the chaff from the wheat.
>>1961941
Shit, if you say so.
Post your favorite winscreens.
>>1961922
You tried to eat a piece of paper with the words "warning' on it. What if it had been poison?
>>1961938
Are you trying to make a joke out of this? This is not funny at all, and I do not like that you are making this seem trivial.
>>1961941
I did not lose anything. I am not a careless human being that loses stuff for no reason.
>>1961932
B-but I'm not hungry!
>comes from out of nowhere holding a letter
>>1961855
>He lets out a sigh of relief
Lucky me, it seems. May I ask where you acquired the ability to look into one's mind?
The more I think about it, it's possible looking in there may be a key to finding my lost memories.
>>1961866
Ahh, I'll let you decide that for me, what one would you rather I hold?
>>1961869
Testing and experimenting..what, may I ask?
>>1961890
And your Waddle Dees are...what, exactly?
>>1961905
I have a sleeping bag for two, shall you join me, Nymph?
>>1961908
So does this mean no games after this one?
>>1961906
>>1961906
The nerve of I?! The nerve of you for wanting a response from my insult!
>>1961924
Bretty good,just hanging about.
>>1961932
Yes the fuck it is you fucking human.
>>1961938
No,you nerd.
>>1961948
We all just hang around elderly human.
>Jasper
>>1961864
as president Valentine once said, "he who takes the first napkin controls them all and in the darkness binds them"
>>1961913
Hmm. I'll do what I can to find one. If I come across one, I'll let you know. You be sure to do the same, okay?
>>1961942
Artificial, eh? Well, that's pretty neat! I knew a cyborg when I was younger, but I don't think he had any magic in him.
>>1961959
>>1961972
Indeed.
>He frowns, smiling slightly
Elderly? I am not that old, you know. My hair hasn't started greying, yet.
How do you get past the sad panda?
>>1961864
>I always prefer this.
>>1961973
OH, HOW RIGHT YOU ARE!
>>1961972
You look like you do nore than hang out. Jesus how much can you squat?
>>1961942
You didn't even do anything
>>1961948
No they are great for me, keeps people like you away. Rather not die with you idiots.
>>1961953
It's almost peaceful, but there is still one tragedy.
>>1961931
We can't give up! I've given up everything I've ever worked for to accomplish my goals! We're either gonna find that portal, or die trying to.
God dammit, where's that stupid triangle when there's actually IMPORTANT things going on?! Ugh!
>>1961980
>>1961972
Why even insult me in the first place?
>>1961957
I do say so. Two boys, Gyro and Johnny..
They were the first to break the curse of Spring. It's possible.
I want to see you succeed, but even if you fail, you'll free my papa and take his place in the tree.
>>1961964
Very well, sir.
I'm sorry to bother you.
>>1961970
My eyes don't work, sir.
I would appreciate if you would decide.
Which doll would you like?
>>1961959
>
>>1961976
Of course. I doubt I will come across such a possession, in all honesty, but I will keep it at the back of my mind just in case.
>>1961965
Eat it.
>>1961972
I. Said. No. Swearing. Please.
>>1962013
You should be. Losing stuff is not something you should take lightly.
Dojyaaa~~n!
Hello good people!
>>1962001
Your type should be deported.
>>1962002
r00d
>>1961869
Oh, yeah, now I remember.
>He nods
Lambda.
>>1961885
Hmm...
I haven't seen him around here, but in Moiroh. Yep, he's older. Old as sin.
>>1961839
Which I didn't use.
And won't.
>>1961843
Mm.
>He nods
Hey, now that we know what he can do, it'll be a snap.
>>1961863
I have a wife and daughter.
>>1961959
>>1962007
>tfw was a newfag when that happened
>>1961959
>it's the only one I have
>>1962018
The hell is that?
>>1962018
What in the devil are you? Some sort of monster?
>>1961959
Not even mine but the Threeway one with Souda, Gundam, and Sonia is still my favorite.
>>1961988
I'm not able to judge how aged human are based on features except for height.
>>1961997
Dunno. I've only used around 1000 kilograms worth of stuff to lift. It's not hard at all really.
>>1962011
Because I can,nerd.
>>1962017
Don't you fuckin' talk back to me human!
>Jasper
>>1962017
I-Isn't forcefeeding against the rules? I really don't like treats Mister!
>>1962022
You got that right, can't wait to make that bastard bite the dust, permanently.
>>1962001
I can't get enough of this event. But I bet the tribute dying to it doesn't like it.
Beetle's time has come.
>>1961948
Well, you could say that I was born with it, so I don't really notice. In that way, it's a heck of a silver lining.
>>1961964
*flatly* I'm dead serious. You're the one that said all that stuff, not me.
>>1961970
Well, as somebody whose father is an interdimensional demon, I was born with a certain set of abilities, that being one of them.
>>1961972
Okay, which is it? Am I a mooglet or a nerd?
>>1961953
...Ow.
>>1961949
I would not know. Eating is not something I am...familiar with, regardless.
>>1961948
Very well, then. My apologies, regardless.
>>1961970
Specifically of the physiology of myself and my sister units', including our...durability.
>>1961976
>She tilts her head slightly
"Neat"?
>>1962000
In regards to your remark in how it shall become..."annoying".
>>1962022
Ah, so you are the same one...?
>>1961970
Small servants that do my bidding.
>>1962021
W-What?!
Y-You're here?! Look, I'm sorry if I offended you, but we could really use your help!
>>1962030
Oh... New face here?
>>1962031
Someone must not know what a stand is...
Shameful...
>>1962048
Please, you aren't half as annoying as Jedi.
>>1962035
*Sighs*
It's idiotic of me to think I can talk to an ape like you.
>>1962061
Stand?
>>1962049
True filler.
Nice.
>>1962018
Stand..?
>>1962017
You're right, it isn't, sir.
>>1962049
I keked
>>1962041
I'm going to speed it up a bit so no more commentary from now on.
>>1962018
Greetings.
>>1962035
Not hard? Oh now your just bragging.
>>1962061
New face? iv been here! just to busy dying in this arena thats all. Who or what in the world are you?
>>1962000
>He looks at you with a hint of sadness
I believe I know your heritage. I doubt this fate was meant for you...
>He sighs
But I know I cannot show you the way. You must find it yourself. I can only ask you to listen to the Force. It will guide you.
>>1962035
>He smiles
Well, I did not know I was considered tall. I always thought myself of average height.
>>1962042
>He nods
That is understandable. I would say inexperienced individuals would be negatively affected by it...meddling with space-time.
>>1961941
Huh? Really?
This probably belongs to someone else... I don't know where youg ot it from, so you should probably put it back.
>>1961942
Absolutely!
>>1961949
But it's what you are! Would you prefer grandpa? Pop?
>>1961964
How was I supposed to know it was paper!? Paper isn't pink!
>tfw don't know who to avatar
>>1962059
yis
i herd u n ur littl bf here shoutin bout somethin, n me bein the gud guy i m, cam 2 ch3k you gays out
butt naow, i dunno if i wnt to help you guys....
*sniff*
>>1962081
ENDO!
LAST EVENT ON THAT SLIDE HAS AN ERROR!
STOCKING IS A SHE! BUT IT SHOWS HE INSTEAD!
>>1962089
Do macho man randy savage.
>>1962089
Sanya?
>>1962086
Oh good more fate talk. Look, all I want is the force to shut up and the galaxy to leave me alone.
>>1962089
Pick up Zant
>>1962081
Final two after a late arena event. Place your bets.
>>1962093
I see, thank you. Going to fix this together with the arena event.
>>1962022
Well, if he's-- I'm as old as you say, I'm glad he's-- I'm not around here. I have a hard enough time as it is keeping up with you people. I can't imagine how he-- *Cough* I feel.
>>1962048
Sure! Where I come from, most robots only exist in science-fiction stories. I'm somewhat of a fan.
>>1962089
someone from mortal kombat or slasher film
>>1962089
Indiana Jones senpai
>>1962089
Azrael from Batman?
Batman?
Bowser?
>>1962048
You don't know the joys of eating little wrapped orbs of sugary goodness? How can you live?
>>1962088
Just somethin' that doesn't remind me that my unborn kid has a kid...
>>1962063
I have seen little to complain about from the first one I had encountered.
>>1962018
Greetings.
>>1962088
Very well, then.
>She smiles slightly
>>1962105
...Oh. The more approximate term would be "clone", admittedly.
>>1962042
You're both.
>>1962069
Only a ditz would take a joke seriously.
>>1962085
I definitely am.
>>1962086
I mean an average human is an elder right? I only know that children are tinier than my leg. Though,I am around 8 feet tall....I think.
>Jasper
>>1962069
Normally I would be willing to explain what a stand is...but I won't. More of a surprise.
>>1962076
Oh....someone knows what I am... My speculation suggest you must be a stand user.
>>1962083
Hello little girl!
>>1962085
Someone new to the term stand I see...
Shame. I rather not waste my words repeating myself.
>>1962088
>She only holds the golden sword out farther.
I insist that you take it, miss. You've earned it for being honest.
>>1962105
Excuse me, Mr. Stand Grandpa.
Have you misplaced anything recently?
>>1962104
>>1961940
I can assure you it's only a sign of being so lovestruck.
Though I know I don't need to tell you that, I'm sure you've had a few crushes yourself, at least.
>>1961947
Hmm. Well, I promise to take everything you have told me so far, and put it to good use.
You have no need to apologize, I too know the feeling of knowing little, and that feeling of being useless.
>>1961948
I wouldn't dream of it. I hope by the time that comes, I have many stories of mine to tell.
But, as I said, I believe my story is still being written.
>>1962013
Oh! My dearest apologies, milady, I had no idea.
>He chooses the ugly one, so that you may have the pretty one.
>>1962022
Oh how I only dream of such a future.
Consider me, envious.
Though, I don't doubt that your wife is an absolute beauty, daughter included.
>>1962042
Such a title, for such a ravishing beauty?
Your father must have been a lucky man.
>>1962098
but sweetie I never left...
>>1962104
Takarada kill la kills his competition. Congratulations!
>>1962146
Gay.
>>1962146
Your winscreen.
>>1962122
That's because you don't have them seeking you out to bug you
>>1962138
No, didn't have any.
>>1962122
Clone, huh? Hell, that's even cooler! Who are you a clone of? ...I-If you don't mind me asking, of course.
>>1962132
Hmm... Not that I can recall, no, though I AM tryin' to find a camera. Think you can help me out?
>>1962040
Nice pun.
>>1962048
In the flesh.
>>1962061
Hmm... Another disembodied stand.
>>1962105
Yeah, he-- you, could hardly walk. I feel pretty
bad for dragging you-- him, into the mess we made in Moiroh.
>>1962138
>
She's six.
>>1962091
This guy?! He isn't my boyfriend! He's just someone I've managed to convince to join me on my mission!...But that's besides the point. Why don't you wanna help us?
>>1962146
Gay.
>>1962146
Good job Takarada.
Thanks for hosting, Endo.
>>1962146
>>1962151
And the stats. Thank you everyone for having me and keep in mind that game 10 will be a Deviant Art edition.
>>1962151
Grats, pal. Thanks for the game.
>>1962048
So you're a battle android, then?
I would've never expected someone so nice to look at, have such a dangerous purpose.
>>1962054
You have such power? Ah, apologies. I should have expected no less from a King.
>>1962104
Bah! With such a beauty by my side, there's not a chance I can lose!
>>1962146
Fucking hell. I'll never win a Batsu, thanks for hosting
>>1962131
Well judging from the looks of you id say you are some kind of robot gimp.
>>1962125
Damn it all... let's forget about this whole thing. So, how are you woman?
>>1962131
I don't like surprise, usually ends terribly for me.
>>1962146
Thank you for the battle!
>>1962171
Thanks for hosting mate
>>1962158
You have no idea how long I've waited for an opportunity to use that.
>>1962171
Thanks for hosting.
>>1962089
Raven from Gravity Rush
>>1962171
Thanks...
>>1962131
....
I'm not..
>>1962138
>She runs her fingers along the doll that she'd been left with and smiles.
What made you choose the broken doll, sir?
>>1962157
>She digs around in her chest of toys, and eventually pulls out two cameras. One is the Polaroid he's looking for, and the other is an incredibly expensive collector's edition camera worth at least ten times as much.
Which camera are you looking for, sir? I can't tell them apart, my eyes don't work.. You can have the one you need.
>>1962171
Thanks for hosting and congrats
>>1962146
Congratulations, Takarada
>>1962171
Thanks for hosting
>>1962131
Please, call me Kuro. That's what others call me.
>>1962138
Useless? That isn't a word I am quite fond of.
If a person is giving their all, regardless of outcome, I feel they should be proud of themselves nonetheless.
>>1962171
Well done, and thank you for hosting.
>>1962089
>Makunouchi Ippo
>>1962101
The more you reject it, the more it will try to reach you. Accept it, and accept your destiny.
...that's all I can say. I must leave.
>>1962125
>He nods
That is correct. But adult humans aren't considered "elder". There is childhood, puberescence, adulthood, middle-aged, and finally elderly. If I'm correct.
>>1962138
>He nods
I will be there to hear them, as you will hear mine. When the time is right.
But now, my friends, I'm affraid I must leave. The suns of Tatooine will soon rise.
May the Force be with you all.
>He walks up to his starfighter and hops in, taking off and dissapearing into the sky.
>>1962119
O-Oh, right...
Sorry, Gaius.
>>1962132
R-Really? Are you sure? This could feed the whole army for a week if we sold it...
>>1962086
How right you are...even I can't take it for granted. I'm sure you know about learning to manage one's power.
>>1962125
Well, I didn't know I was that special. Thanks, Jasper.
>>1962138
*rolls eyes* Oh, he's the kind of guy you'd like to have a beer with while trying to enslave a planet.
>>1962151
>>1962171
Makes me feel a bit better that I was killed by the winner. Adequately done, player and host.
>>1962171
Thanks fer havin' us, Friendo till the Endo.
>>1962174
Specially someone such as myself.
>>1962159
our campst's gotz a strict policayy
no popo allowed
>>1962192
Give it up, Kat.
>>1962203
Good bye sir. May you have a great night.
>>1962158
Well, I'm sure he-- I was happy to help! No matter how old I get, I'll always come runnin' if you need me!
>>1962171
Congratulations, Takarada, and thanks for hostin', Endo! It's been a blast!
>>1962198
Hmm... Something tells me you're expecting me to pick the expensive one, eh? Well, I, Joseph Joestar, won't fall for that!
>He dramatically points to the Polaroid he's looking for.
>>1962212
Aye. But my luck is garbage.
>>1962171
Thanks for hosting but,would you mind hosting again?
>>1962180
Let bygones be bygones as they say!
>>1962203
Ah,I guess Garnet will have to teach me these things.
>>1962208
No problem! I'm always here to boost your day with my precense!
>Jasper
>>1962213
Is Nana okay then?
>>1962203
See ya, lemming
>takes a swig of death stick
May you stay away
>>1962212
thanks for it I guess
>>1962122
Oh.... I can not tell if you are a stand or a machine....
>>1962146
>>1962151
What a thrilling ending!
>>1962158
Oh my my... Someone else who knows what I am... Another stand user..!
>>1962176
Let's just say.. I'm a soul belonging to a very powerful and long dead human..
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price is the name I go by.
>>1962180
That makes it even more excited. Testing your fortune!
>>1962201
Well hello Kuro.
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price is my name.
>>1962198
Oh...yet you know of stands... Who are you?
>>1962228
Indeed.
>>1962234
Testing my fortune? Do you dare say my luck?
>>1962213
I promise you, he's not with the IDPD anymore. Ask him yourself! We hung out, didn't we? Help a "home" out!
>>1962227
It's pretty much guaranteed that you will win the games you want as long as you keep entering
>>1962203
Until next time, Obi-Wan.
>>1962228
*glances at the clock* Well, you waited quite a while to do it, but better late than never.
>>1962206
Of course. It's yours, for being honest.
>She smiles the warmest, kindest smile you've ever seen smiled in your life. But for just a moment, her eyes gleam with determination.
I insist.
>>1962225
>She sits there, patiently waiting and holding out the two cameras.
Which one is the camera you want, sir?
>She's blind, you doofus.
>>1962234
Um..
My name is Sugar Mountain. S-sir..?
>>1962229
>kek
aw yiss girl
u can come by our camp anytim
>>1962206
Niiiiiiiice. Rolls off the tongue better, and ain't so frightenin' to hear...
