WELCOME BACK TO THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM, WHERE TELEPORTING
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WELCOME BACK TO THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM, WHERE TELEPORTING SKELETONS ARE PULLING RKOS OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE.
>>1922871
I've stayed awake for weeks straight before, I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>1922829
JUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT WITH THE FLESH APOLOGIST.
>>1922840
And how do you explain the unnecessary physical contact, hmm? You're into some sick shit, you know that?
Eeeee
>>1922859
HEY ESE, I'M JACKING YOUR SHIRTS!
>>1922859
THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES, MR CENA!
>>1922853
You still have an entire book to read, and dying while doing so is not allowed on my watch!
>>1922859
>What a canon event for Yukine
>>1922836
Rooting for Blue Beetle to win
>>1922859
The whole of Erica's qualities is the size of the pants she's wearing, nonexistent
>>1922893
Almost as cute as Ayano/10
>>1922859
>>1922901
Yikes!
>>1922817 (Kamui)
I dunno 'bout that...from what I can tell it gets 'bout th'same.
>>1922862 (Alvin)
...I'm gonna wager Dark-aligned then...need 'ta find Dharc, an' either a revival spell or another ways 'round....There, uh, is another way 'round, then, right?
>>1922904
You really make me melt. I just wish i could be with you forever.
>>1922905
Don't jinx me, amigo.
Appreciate it though.
>>1922903
>hg canon isn't actually canon, nerd
>>1922882
>Again, it's in his character to do so. And I at least like to think I'm not annoying with it.
>>1922892
We should check his room, I bet he likes to dress up as a disgusting fleshie.
I have some spare time, so I'll humor you little pets for a moment or two~
What do you want me to play?
>>1922892
I have to make her trust me. You know how this human females are, they require affection and trust. There is no ulterior motive, I am simply trying to save out bonebrather.
>>1922925
I just wanted to make a joke is all.
Well shit, he ain't teleporting anymore with a rope round his neck.
Hey kid, you already have no leg, don't thing you needed cancer just to say to the real Cena..
>>1922929
Playing during the games is against the rules.
>>1922910
At least you never thought about jumping into a Canyon.
>>1922929
A better avatar.
>>1922940
>I know. I'm sorry. I'm just worried that it DOES get annoying, in all honesty.
>>1922941
I don't think I want this to ever end,
This is the true end all men strive for.
>>1922931
>>1922892
>I'm hearing dirty skeleton talk round these parts.
>>1922941
Who knew I had cancer. Maybe next time Deano.
>>1922941
T-This kind of affection... i'm not really use to it.
>She starts blushing a little.
>>1922952
...If I thought it'd save my friend? I'd do worse.
>>1922928
I'd sick to my stomach if I had the digestive organs! I'm somewhat afraid to discover what he is hiding...
>>1922931
Don't you know? Females LOVE money! You could have just given her some money and she'd trust you enough! Instead you succumb to your...lusts.
>>1922901
I would rather read this book after I have had my curse removed.
>>1922941
>
>>1922929
Your boobs on my dick.
>>1922961
In this picture Dean "I like kids" Ambrose rapes a skeleton
>>1922961
YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO?
>>1922941
Ofcourse we are, who's next on our victims list?
>>1922929
Tricky
>>1922929
Keep Yourself Alive
>>1922956
Nice one.
>>1922955
You're all good, then again, this is coming from a nobody like myself, so I might be wrong.
>>1922910
Nope, we tried to find a way, but the situation was tense and we were running out of time. That's when the guy we sacrificed told us how to get where we needed to go. We all had a rough time with that, especially his brother... If there is another way there, I wouldn't know, but maybe a couple of friends of mine do.
>>1922965
Like what? If you don't mind me asking.
>>1922955
>Personally I find it entertaining.
>>1922956
He says, as he backstabs that sweet pair o titties.
Traitor.
>>1922953
I mean music, fucknut.
Did you not see the guitar?
Maybe you should get your eyes checked.
>>1922950
Give me one good reason I shouldn't blast out your eardrums for fun.
>>1922970
I'm sure you'd love that.
>She grabs anon by the collar.
But then I'd have to cut your penis off and let you bleed to death.
And no one wants that, right?
Well, maybe I do...
>>1922977
...
What?
>>1922974
Deal.
>Beheads you
I'm taking this home with me tonight.
>>1922961
N-No, Dean, there's nothing wrong going on over here...
>>1922966
A grave robber stole all of my money so I thought of the next best thing!
>>1922967
That's what I meant, but do not come crying to me if you get arrested before you get a chance to read it.
>>1922991
Because it is against the rules, I-No-chan!
>>1922994
SEE
HE SUCCUMBS TO HIS FLESHLING LUST AGAIN
>>1922990
>>1922911
>>1922990
I will kill you later, for now I must think of a way of attack.
>>1922990
I was always more of an ass man,
Tits are great and all, but they'll always be a cheap imitation.
>>1923001
Not every conversation needs to be an action movie, anon. Sometimes people just enjoy calmly talking to each other.
>>1922994
JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. MY BODY WILL GET A FUCKTON OF OTHER SKELETONS THAT WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
>>1922995
WHY DIDN'T YOU SCARE THE ROBBER!?
>>1923004
You tried atleast. F.
>Hugs you
>>1923002
Nonsense! That wasn't even me! It's the other skeleton! He is the real traitor, I'm simply trying to find more skelingtons!
>>1922998
I do not plan on it.
>>1922909
I bet my Nep is cutest..
>>1922987
...Heck admittedly, I don't know much worse...well, sacrificin' my soul's there, I suppose. Like I said, reckless.
>>1922985
>She lets out a soft sigh
Sorry, it's just...sorta stressin' me.
>>1922955
>I find it kinda hilarious really.
>>1923026
I want to hug Pultia.
>>1923013
>Talking to each other creates character development between people.
>>1923014
Just cause you're King doesn't mean you need to waste money like that.
That could have bought like, 3 hot dogs.
>>1923013
A calm conversation still can be entertaining.
>>1923019
For a moment there, I was trusting you until you falseflagged me! You truly ARE a fleshfaggot apologist
>>1923026
Please put on normal clothing, Miss. Plutia.
>>1922981
>She sighs.
You're a real dick, gravel-for-brains.
>She reluctantly picks up her guitar and begins to play.
https://youtu.be/1DfGRXHtTJU
>>1922998
>Her eyes narrow.
How does some square like you know my name?
>>1923019
Give me my hat back you son of a bitch
>>1922991
Worth it to be honest.
>>1923028
You wouldn't do that for me! Now I know you're lying to me.
>She lighty hits Aussa on the head
Don't do that... ever.
>>1923031
DIOS MIOS, SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU HAVE THE VOICE OF LUCIFER'S BOWELS!
>>1923032
You need to remember. People come here to entertain themselves not other people.
>>1923002
>>1923014
And you 2. I know ya'll want to rip my skeleton out of my body and have me join your new skeleton order but can you do me a favor first.
>>1923011
Take this guy's skeleton first, He dare talk to the titty master about asses.
>>1923048
I wouldn't host if I don't want to entertain other people.
>>1923028
Look, I'll ask them, but don't get your hopes up... I think we're just about done pulling miracles out of our asses.
>>1923014
I tried but he smacked my head off with his shovel and I couldn't see where I was going so I just ended up swinging widely, hoping to fight him off but I failed.
>>1923034
You're the real traitor here! Just wait till I report this to the skeleton authorities!
>>1923041
Over my dead body!
>>1923031
Maybe the spotlights would be a good place to get the jump on these people.
>>1923049
Its the truth, tits are just asses tacked on the front.
>>1923039
As I have said before, I have looked over and memorized the names of all the tributes here! I took it upon myself to do so before I showed up here.
>>1923016
>>1922982
>>1922988
>>1923028
>You think so? Well, that means a lot, cause I think in my entire time avafagging Ringabel has brought me the most fun.
>>1923013
>You gotta hand it to Aussa, she's almost one of the only avas I see that can hold a conversation going for HOURS with anyone that she talks too. I find it hard to keep up with her, to be honest.
>>1923059
That's the plan
>>1923046
>She laughs, unphased
I make it a point not 'ta lie, Kam.
>>1923056
Well...it's still appreciated, anyhow.
>>1923069
You're always so happy. Its so good to see.
It makes me smile a lot.
A good king listens to his people.
AND THE PEOPLE WANT HIM TO LAYETH THE SMACKDOWN ON THAT TRIANGLE ASS.
>>1923063
Asses are just tits on your back ya blue booty bitch.
>>1923039
Not my fault he has such a good theme or that you hate him.
>>1923049
Just what kind of favor do you want?
>>1923059
Are you dense? Can't you see I AM THE SKELETON LAW.
YOU ARE SENTENCED FOR ETERNAL CALCIUM DEPRIVATION
>>1923074
Thanks. Sorry there isn't anything more I can do for you or your friend.
>>1923071
It's not hard to hold conversations if she keeps relinking her replies after people were finished with her and she mostly talks to the same two people all day.
>>1923063
>>1923074
>She sighs lightly
How can you be so... carefree? Wait... did I ask this question already? I feel like I did.
>>1923085
Your law has no jurisdiction on my ride... but kill that violator of skeletal law he stole my hat
>>1923071
Playing as him makes you happy and you play him well, so keep it up.
>>1923090
3 people
5 if you count Shadow's other avas
>>1923083
But the ass came first!
thus, tits are just asses slapped onto the front.
>>1923091
Impresionante, muy bonito.
>>1923085
Well first I want a condo.
2nd, I want a pet dog.
2 of them, one of em needs to be a little shih tzu.
Then I want a lifetime's supply of hotdogs delivered to my door every Saturday.
And finally, Matoi.
>>1923091
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
>>1923083
This time I win
>>1923043
...
I'm going to have to ask you to leave before I TEAR OFF YOUR ARMS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS!
>>1923064
You're a fucking creep.
How about you go and jump off a cliff?
I'd appreciate it~
>She grins.
>>1923084
Shut it before this guitar is halfway through your skull~
>>1923037
But sleepy clothes, for sleepy...
>>1923029
I want to tooo...
>>1923071
>Just play him how you want. It's not hard.
>>1923108
DID I JUST HERE HERESY?
CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT TO GET PILEDRIVED BY THE BIGGEST PAIR OF TITS IN THE FUCKING GAME.
>>1923120
You want to hug yourself? Isn't that a tad weird...?
>>1923088
It's th'thought that counts. I owe ya, anyhow.
>>1923096
A couple..."years" ago, I suppose. An' like I've said, I get reckless, remember?
>She taps her index finger against the left side of her neck
>>1923098
Fucking hell, I'm trying to get to that. Give me a second!
>>1923110
Your coffin is your condo.
You can have a hellhound. No shih tzus because they are shit.
You won't need hotdogs when you don't have organs.
Kill La Kill season one will be sent to your coffin shortly
>>1923120
You shouldn't be talking to strangers that say inappropriate stuff like that, Plutia.
>>1923110
Or we could just kill you and bring your bones back from the dead.
I like that way better.
>>1923124
This shit was totally rigged.
Shame on you, Dean, Shame. On. You.
>>1923124
>is pile driven by an ass till dies
>not a bad way to go
>>1923126
Never, people just gotta complain about something because they're bored.
>>1923082
>>1923110
>>1923108
>>1923119
PLEASE DO NO USE SUCH LANGUAGE IN A PUBLIC AREA, I-NO-CHAN!
>>1923120
Fine regular pajamas then, not swimsuit looking pajamas.
>>1923108
>>1923124
>He's right you know
>>1923132
Buuuut, you know..!
>>1923141
Huuh. Inappropriate?
>>1923148
Unf.... I can't resist anymore.
>Reaches out for chest
>>1923155
No, I do not "know".
>>1923137
You owe me? How come? I don't remember doing anything to have you in my debt.
>>1923085
JOKES ON YOU FUCKBOY, THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN WORKING AS AN UNDERCOVER AGENT WITH THE SKELETON AUTHORITIES!
>>1923073
You can't kill what's already dead!
>>1923152
>>1923143
Ok. Fuck this feast.
This doesn't change the fact that titties > booties.
Ya hear me.
>>1923138
>>1923142
No deal.
Skeletons, what's your opinion on ass vs tits?
Butt >>>>>>> Boobs
any day
>>1923137
I see, so Aussa, do you want to see Aether in action... well that depends if I don't screw up.
>>1923166
That doesn't change your shit taste, hombre,
Ass > Tits, is the only right answer, its the only right manly answer.
>>1923164
>gets out the acid
GET OUT OF MY THEME PARK
>>1923166
Why not both?
>>1923159
For helpin' out, or at least seein' what'cha can do to.
>>1923173
Yeah, sure! I aint no swordswoman, but it don't mean I aint interested.
>>1923170
Too dandy for my taste.
>>1923166
Damn it! I... lost here. I was so close.
>I like both. Butt and boobs are the best.
>>1923166
ALL FLESH IS THE SAME TO ME, DISGUSTING.
>>1923119
You get more heated than him, ironically enough.
>Also they displayed the new character recently.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0YTuvFRVEJg
>>1923182
>
>>1923150
Ummm... Thiiis?
>>1923158
But I can't explaaain.
Ass and tits are both great, but I like butts slightly more.
You skeletons are not even trying
>>1923182
>
>>1923166
Well fuck you too. We're just gonna take your skelton and be gone
Flesh is trash no matter where it is on the body.
>>1923164
[gravestone needed]
I never heard about this. You must be trying to trick me again!
>>1923190
That's uh.
That's real helpful skellington.
>>1923197
Oh! I have one of those too.
>>1923187
Is that so? I guess the honors student's rubbing off on me after all.
>>1923157
>was just a hallucination
I heard I was needed
>>1923202
Meh. As gruesome as those injuries look they are pretty easy to recover from.
>>1923155
Yes, inappropriate.
>>1923182
The chest and the hips make a beautiful fusion.
>>1923200
Though I can agree with this.
>>1923216
Some loser is saying "Tits > Ass".
>>1923197
>>1923208
...Please cover yourselves up. You both are going against the dress code here.
>>1923211
Fuck! Okay new plan.
>Takes more drugs to make it more real
>>1923216
I don't think anyone called for you, Yukine.
>>1923196
>>1923205
What?
What's better?
Ass or butts?
>>1923150
>Her grin widens.
What are you going to do?
Hurt me?
Or is that against your precious rules?
You're backed into a corner with no where to run, no way to win.
Your own beliefs have brought you to a crushing failiure!
Haha!
>>1923193
What does that matter?
All he does is fuck up time and time again.
Who needs a useless hack like that?
>Gouken-Bonne for the win.
That's it. I'm ending the booty.
Let's call it a draw for now.
Heretics.
>>1923187
>She takes in a deep breath of air. She exhales it.
Here goes nothing.
>She takes out her Yatogami, and throws it into the air. Kamui jumps for it, grabbing it in the process.
(Come on... don't screw up now!)
>She realized one fatal flaw in doing this skill... she forgot to spin while she was holding the sword.
AHH!!
>She falls face first.
>>1923235
You can't just have both!
That's like, cheating.
>>1923200
>Gonna have to agree with this too.
Reminder that flat chest a best
>>1923237
??????
>>1923227
Oh...well excuse me, I had no idea there was a dress code for the arena.
>>1923226
>what faggot is talking shit about ass
>>1923237
Neither, I prefer a more well-rounded women, like somebody with a flat chest should have a flat ass, and somebody with Double D's should have a juicy ass
Along with the ass and titties, I think tummies are better
>>1923243
You ok there, sunshine?
>>1923253
>Gear
>>1923200
>Going to say yes to this.
>>1923253
>Yes... all of this.
>>1923237
Trick question
>>1923226
That is the worst possible claim in the world
>>1923247
DFC a best!
>>1923251
Dean, y'know, the wrestler with shit taste.
>>1923208
It's kind of a popular thing, I thiiink.
>>1923227
Huuuh, aren't yoooou... Mr. Dictator?
Do you want to play presidents?
>>1923222
I didn't realize it was bad...
>>1923241
I will write you up, of course. I will be notifying the authorities here about your vulgar attitude.
>>1923249
There is, and you must cover up if you want to be here. Modesty is the best for of fashion, you know!
>>1923265
I know right!
Its down right heretical, he should be hung for his crimes against man.
>>1923227
Dress code?
I don't have a dress code.
>>1923267
WOULD YOU KINDLY
>>1923244
So?
Cheating with stuff like that is best in life.
>>1923259
>She gets up from her face plant
Yeah... i'm okay. Just trying to do a sword skill as all.
>>1923200
(Agreed)
THIS MATCH ENDS NEXT SLIDE, WHO WILL BECOME THE NEW HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION?
>>1923210
What student?
>>1923243
>She flinches, before bolting over
Kam!
>>1923269
I enjoy your compliment, but I am not Mr. Dictator, I am Kiyotaka Ishimaru, and I have no idea how to play presidents!
>>1923227
~
>>1923237
Butts.
But I'd never bother with a real life girl, people annoy me way too much to have to bother with that kind of thing. Besides they'd probably just turn me down anyways.
>>1923281
ASS ASS ASS ASS
I NEED ASS
>>1923266
>vert
>>1923284
> Tits > ass
>kindly fuck off
>>1923293
I have a good feeling Josh will win. He has a gun after all.
>>1923269
You think? Well, one would think when we both got them.
>>1923278
And so, what are you, the principal or something?
>>1923284
Jeans, leather and a tank top is acceptable.
>>1923298
I would rather you get your butt out of my face right away, please.
>>1923229
>only appears once daily
>>1923299
Well have some ass!
>>1923284
Ar-Are you trying to pull a Fontaine on me?
>>1923299
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN SOME ASS!
b-but poop comes from a butt...
>>1923296
It's reallllly simple!
You just pretend you're relevant in the world!
>>1923294
D-Don't worry about me! I'm... fine.
>She said as she gets up
>>1923315
Make a slower version of it too so I can jack off to it.
>>1923241
I'm sure you're really victorious then.
>Much more interesting than I thought she would be. Now to wait for Raven's gameplay.
Wait.
What.
>>1923300
Did something happen with a new Vert while I was gone?
>not vert
>>1923278
>She stifles a chuckle.
>She then bursts out laughing.
AUTHORITIES?
HERE?
THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY!
>She keeps laughing.
Ass is where shit comes from
Tits is where suffocation comes from
>>1923319
It comes from an asshole, not a butt. A butt contains that vagoo and the asshole.
Besides, who doesn't wipe before a nice fuck?
>>1923315
>>1923317
I NEED IT
>>1923319
Not all the butts in this place. Some people don't digest food man
>>1923287
Well that's a hell of a spill you took there. Hold on a sec, let me try something.
>He draws his sword and approaches you
Guardian Field!
>He draws a runic circle in the ground with his sword.
>A strange energy comes from it and makes your scrapes feel a bit better
Not really my thing, but I should use it more. You alright?
>>1923294
This goody-two-shoes I'm friends with.
>>1923300
No. Tough shit.
>>1923327
welp
>>1923309
I'm not that unpopulaaar! I have all the things...
Window sweater.
>>1923333
I get iiit.....
Sooo, if hands do all the work for you, aren't hands the best...?
>>1923293
>>1923327
Dag...nabbit. Congrats...Josh.
Thanks for havin' us!
>>1923322
...You sure?
>she offers a steadying hand either way
>>1923350
Huh...never heard'a the term.
>>1923325
Have the album. http://imgur.com/a/qpTcS
>>1923313
I'll do what I want, thanks.
>>1923320
Okay...
Now what?
>>1923309
Haha, you are quite the jokester! I am the farthest thing from being a principal! Think of me like an enforcer!
>>1923332
Keep on laughing I-no-chan, because you'll stop abruptly once you receive your punishment.
>>1923327
....uh
>>1923347
JUST, TAKE IT, TAKE THE ASS!
This whole game is booty.
>>1923380
RIGGED
>>1923380
Good game Josh.
Thanks for hosting, Dean.
>>1923360
Window sweater..? Nah, I definitely don't have that one. It's pretty cute though.
>>1923370
So you're just the principals pet? Well, point me to the principal and I'll talk to them about the dress code.
>>1923350
Huh... I feel much better now... where did you learn that sword skill from? And a healing one and that.
>>1923362
>She grabs onto Aussa's hand for support, and pulls herself up.
Yeah, i'm sure.
>>1923380
#BanRoblox
>>1923370
Umm, I think it'd be better if I transformed first...
>>1923366
Thanks brah.
>>1923380
Congrats I guess, thank you for hosting.
>>1923380
Good job...
>>1923367
And I will do whatever I want, which means I can do this!
>he handcuffs you
>>1923375
NO ADULT IMAGERY ALLOWED IN THESE GAMES!
>>1923380
CONGRATULATIONS, BOOTY!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPER SLAMTASTIC GAME!
>>1923390
He's not here right now, but you can give me the message and I will make sure he gets it.
>>1923380
I noticed that somehow, legos seem to win alot. Congrats and thanks for hosting Deano.
ITS GETTIN REEEEEEEEEAL IN HERE
>>1923412
>>1923326
Losing doesn't mean you didn't get anywhere~
He's won plenty of times, but where I'm going his wins mean jack shit.
>Raven looks pretty interesting from what I've seen.
>Ditching the usual stoic enforcer thing for sadomasochistic maniac in a fight wasn't something I expected.
>>1923370
>She slows down a little.
Really?
Bring 'em in then.
Bring on the punishment, you useless worm!
Scare me!
>She laughs a little more.
WHO UP
H
O
U
P
>>1923398
Miss. Plutia, your panties are showing.
>>1923415
is it time for the most autistic shitposting already?
>>1923415
Its only Ten...
>>1923415
SMESH DAT MUDAFUGGIN LYKE
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
AND NEW
HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t40K17WfIdI
>>1923362
You know... someone who always tries to step in and do the right thing even when they don't really know what's going on.
>>1923380
Congrats, guy. Thanks for the match.
>>1923392
It's just something I picked up from my allium orb, nothing special.
>>1923409
...Alright.
>takes out a soda, ignoring the handcuffs
>>1923380
Eeeh, they won..?
>>1923390
Waaaai, I won at something!
>>1923425
Heeey, don't interrupt me..
I'm doing the transformey thing.
>>1923432
ITS 1AM ON THE US EAST COAST
LETS HEAR YA TOOT
>>1923423
>you hear a mouthed police siren
W H O O P
W H O O P
>>1923392
Ya sure? That was a pretty hard fall. Didn't even figure you could jump that high up....
>>1923436
Aaah. I think th'usual definition is "hero"?
>>1923443
>>1923375
real spooky time goin on
>>1923423
Oh, I won't be punishing you. That is out of my expertise. I am only here to enforce the rules.
>>1923437
You will regret your decision eventually.
>>1923441
Fine, you may continue.
>>1923448
>>1923443
It's not even five for me though~
>>1923447
fuck it.
>>1923443
TOOT
SEE YA NEXT TIME ON THE HUNGER GAME SUPERSLAM, WHERE ALL BOOTY RELATED ACTIVITY WILL BE BANNED.
>>1923447
Ignis or riot.
>>1923457
>he looks up from his phone
Huh? Did you say something?
>>1923443
>toots tiredly.
>>1923446
>She chuckles and begins walking in the opposite direction.
>>1923457
Looks like you failed, dirt bag.
>She spits on your shoe and begins to walk off.
>>1923449
More like "naive". The kid means well, but sometimes he ends up getting caught up in some mess. He's lucky he's got me looking after him.
>>1923409
You should tell him I'm not following the dress code until I get proof that there even is one.
>>1923441
Oh yeah? What did you...win?
>>1923436
Allium orb? I might need to get one of those. Sounds important to have.
>>1923449
I didn't know I could jump that high either, maybe I just didn't notice.
