Pokemon H Thread
Previous thread: >>74034
What Pokemon would you marry and impregnate?
>>165901
Blaziken.
I'd have a LOT of kids/eggs/hybrids with this pokewife.
+ Feral
- Anthro
>>165901
My one true love.
>>167571
Agreed.
>>168944
>>169034
Duckbando
>>175499
Love this pic. Got any others?
Any good Mega Altaria porn?
>>183967
I would suck that cute cock off.
no homo
>>184012
What about this one?
>>165901
I want to impregnate a Zoroark
>>183998
Wow thats cute. I want them all.
>>184103
I want to be a Zoroark and get impregnated.
>>183990
post squishy pokemon
How big do you like your pokecocks, /trash/?
>>184151
Don't think you would only be pregnant once as a Zoroark
![84b1a2134c2c76c44fdf228bd70726ce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0LP9ueL.jpg "84b1a2134c2c76c44fdf228bd70726ce[1].jpg")
>>184151
you could always pretend to be a Zoroark for me
>>184179
small to large
I don't like things that can kill me unfortunately.
>>184179
Nice and thick.
>>184179
Depends on the Pokemon using it.
Big Pokemon deserve big dicks, right?
...Not that shorter Pokemon don't.
>tfw no hung Floatzel and Typhlosion to make sweet love with
>>184179
Full of seed, and ready to unload into something.
>>184297
I'd like that something to be my face and mouth.
>>184311
It will be.
>>184311
>You will never facefuck a male Delphox
why live?
>>184421
I hope so. I'd love for a delicious pokecock to be shoved right in my face for me to service.
>>184450
I hope you would swallow it all at the end
>>184450
I bet you'd make a great cock slut for your pokemon. You'll be getting cocks left and right, poking into your face, begging to be serviced. I bet even the wild pokemon would start asking for your help...
>>184459
I wouldn't let a single drop of delicious spunk out of my mouth.
>>184493
>I bet even the wild pokemon would start asking for your help
I'd beg to let me help them. I need their thick cocks down my throat.
>>184524
wow youd make a shit trainer. why would pokemon join your team if they know youll suck their dicks for free in the wild?
>>184524
And they'll gladly offer them to you. Just be ready to take everything they give you. Some may not be satisfied enough with your lips though, they might desire more.
If I were a trainer I would get really strong and learn fighting moves to teach my pokemons
Think Pokemon would enjoy sniffing underwear? I think my Floatzel stole one of the neighbor's jockstraps again...
>>184574
You're right. Why be a trainer when I can suck wild pokecock all day?
>>184601
Would they desire my tight butthole? I hope so, I'd gladly offer it up to be fucked by every one one of them. It would be heaven to have a big strong pokemon pound me doggystyle.
>>184628
Do it get close to your crotch once in a while?
>>184672
He does, yeah. When he's not messing with Typhlosion, anyway... Or the Raichu that belongs to the neighbor girl next door.
>>184671
>Why be a trainer when I can suck wild pokecock all day?
Why be human after all? It seems you're looking to be a mindless cocksleeve for huge pokemon
>>184671
They will. They'll desire to mount you and fill you to the brim with their seed, to satisfy their primal needs. You'll be overstuffed with seed. And there will be plenty of big pokemon that you want. They might even drag you away and keep you for later...
>>184687
Messing in what sense?
Leave your used underwears close to him and come back in a while. Tell us what you see.
>>184730
No need, I've caught him in my hampers. Friggin' klepto... I'm honestly worried more about how many he's taken -- the man next door is that girl's dad.
>>184928
Oh, and also, I mean he fucks them. Bear in mind that Raichu and Typhlosion are also males.
>>184699
You're right again. I'd love to be cocksleeve for those big pokemon and their fat pokecocks.
>>184716
Even stuffed with their seed, I would want more. I hope they drag me away and make me their cockslut, using my body for their pleasure, fucking my mouth and butt whenever they want. I would never be more happier to serve them.
>>184960
They would love nothing more than to keep you as their cockslut. Word about you would spread, and pokemon from all around will come to get a taste of you. Even the females would envy you...
And you'd love every moment of it, feeling every pokecock throb and pulse inside of you, feeling them shoot their seed, and not spilling a drop of it...
>>184976
He'll be asking for me to do it anyway, I imagine...
Afterwards, I'm demanding he return them next time he sees the Raichu. I'll probably send Ty with him to make sure he actually does it.
Goddammit, I love the guy, but there are times when he does some shit I can't stand.
I want to be a footslut for every wild pokemon
>>184179
My favorite size is "attached to a cute pokemon".
Size doesn't matter when you're not into penetration.
Frotting, sucking, teasing with a vibrator.
As long as he's getting off, I'm happy.
>>184493
That's so fucking hot please post more blowjob pics like this
>>185022
It would be heaven to feel all those cocks thrusting into my mouth and my butt, sometimes at the same time. I'd be so happy to be a slut~
>>185093
Yeah, that's what I usually do with Floatzel. I don't think I'll ever be able to handle a knot that size, let alone his dick. Same to Typhlosion's.
...Not that Ty doesn't hotdog me trying, anyway.
>>185119
And you're a very good slut, tending to all those wild pokemon.
>>185111
Would this do, anon? Lysergide doesn't really have another like that, sadly. I agree that is a wonderful picture.
>>185123
Hey man, I'm a realist, not an erp'r
Based on their body size
Floatzel: 2-3 inches and weasels don't have knots
Typhlosion: ~5 inches, thinner than a human's, head curves 90°
Both would be fun to play with.
>>185082
First time I've ever gotten a boner at a bell
>>185090
>tfw no wild pokemon to pin me down with their sweaty, unwashed feet until I make them clean with my tongue
kill me pls
>>185212
Well, you know what they say, seeing is believing. Or in my case, feeling. I just wish Ty would be more subtle about it. A paw on the shoulder, pulling my body towards me... His body language game is strong.
>>185198
Ah, now if only pokecock existed in real life. Though maybe that's a good thing; I don't think I'd have a life with the distraction of pokemon cocks.
Humans
Eating out
Pokemon
Plus points for plus sized girls
>>185281
Which pokemon would you like to eat out?
>>185253
If only... Then you could truly be the slut you desire. You would have a life though, it would just be a life of servitude to pokecock. And I'd say they would be a great life indeed, wouldn't you agree?
>>185224
>tfw no anon to satisfy your fetish for you
truly painful
>>185298
1. Look in box 1
2. "Her...big"
3. Dinner is served
>>185302
Yeah, that really would be a great life; getting all my holes filled with fat pokecock.
>>185349
You'd be so great, accepting every cock being such a good, little slut...
>>185388
w-what about feet
>>185388
Not a single cock would leave my presence without fucking me and have me suck it off at lease once.
>>185424
I commend your resolve. I'm still too afraid to just let Typhlosion bone me when he needs it. But with how big my ass is, he's happy enough hotdogging it.
...The spunk on my back makes me cringe after it starts to cool, though.
>>185409
If that's what you desire... Then I'm sure they'll be happy to flaunt their paws in front of you, eagerly awaiting for you.
>>185424
And that's what makes you so great, not leaving any cock unattended to. I'm quite proud of you, really.
>>185448
I want that Froslass to push me over, shoving her feet in my face and commanding me to lick between her toes
>>165653
So how many of you are overweight unemployed virgins with bad hygiene who live with their mothers? I'm just genuinely curious, I'm wondering if the stereotypes are true lol
>>185442
Clearly you need to have him scoop it up and feed it to you. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
>>185448
Why thank you, but really it's the delicious pokecock bringing out these feelings in me.
>ywn turn a rival trainer into a female pokemon, capture them in a pokeball, and mindbreak-fuck them every night
why even live
>>185516
I volunteer to be that rival trainer.
>>185512
Nah, usually Floatzel cleans it off afterwards. He DOES kiss me afterwards, though, so there's that.
>>185472
She will, and she won't let you go until they're spotless, each and every toe.
>>185512
That may be, but it's very nice to see someone so wanting to please every pokemon he can.
>>185442
You could always start with just a few pokes... It sounds like your Typhlosion could really use something a bit more.
>>185577
I wish Froslass would bring some of her friends after I finish so I can worship their sweaty feet as well, I'd be such a happy footslut
>>185577
He's like 10"x3", not counting the knot. Just how far do you want him to go in...?
>>185559
post a throwaway email
>>185570
I hope you do some nice cum-swapping. Would be sad if you didn't know what your Typhlosion tastes like.
>>185577
And it's nice to want to please every pokemon I can.
>>185609
I'm sure she has a few friends that she would recommend to you, if they needed a nice foot cleaning.
>>185622
It's however much he needs from you, he sounds very needy... Just a little bit wouldn't hurt, if it's for him. Right?
>>185659
Indeed, little pokecock slut.
>>185659
Well, even if it's slightly regurgitated by Floatzel, it's somewhat akin to... the spice of a Tamato Berry? With a smoky smell to it. Also, it keeps warm for over five minutes, but it's much warmer than normal semen.
Also, both of their pre-cum is copious and viscousious. Though Floatzel produces more being a Water-type...
>>185694
I'd just love to be a public footslut, being treated like trash and having to worship every wild pokemon's filthy feet, while they make fun of me for enjoying it
>>185694
Well, yeah. But he's very subtle about it. Paw-to-shoulder, body grabbing, the needy look in his eye, his other paw trying to take off whatever bottom clothing I'm wearing... He'd even growl needingly if he really needed it.
I'm too nice to those two sometimes.
>>185706
Sounds delicious.
>>185759
It is, actually. I don't mind letting them have their way with me. I just don't want them to hurt me doing it, and they understand that, too. They both love me all the same.
>>185726
And you will be. You better be ready to attend to so many feet... And to hear them snicker and laugh as you greedily lick their toes.
>>185727
I think you're very sweet, to help them like that. They must really appreciate it, I'm sure.
Although, maybe you could go into a bit more detail of what happens once you... Give in to their needs?
>>185832
What sort of pokemon do you think will want their feet cleaned? I wouldn't have a choice anyway, so I'd like to hear something uncommon~
>>185832
I already did. Ty basically hotdogs my ass until he comes. Usually Floatzel either watches or sucks my cock depending on where I'm laying at the time. Ty spunks, and while he catches his breath, Floatzel cleans up the spunk and we swap. Flo, still feeling horny, would often either take to Ty and play around with his dick (he's got good rebound time) or hotdog me as well. Flo's about 7.5x2.8", not counting the knot. He spunks, we swap. If Ty's rebounded by that time, if I'm feeling up to it, Flo and I basically play with his dick and balls.
I have other team members that Floatzel will also flirt with, but that's another story.
>>185798
That sounds very nice. You've got a lot of love between you three. I'm sure you could probably work up to taking your Typhlosion's cock in your ass with a lot of patience, and maybe one day you'll take his cock no problem and he can rut you as hard as he wants.
>>185901
Maybe. I'd probably try Floatzel first, though. His is slightly smaller and all.
I thought this was pokemon H not pokemon /imaginary soc/
>>185856
Hmm, how about a Gigalith? I'm sure he'd love that.
>>185878
Ahhh, I see... It sounds very loving and tender.
>>185931
The three of us go way back, man.
>>185908
You definitely should, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to fuck your ass. Plus I bet you'll love having his cock in you.
>>185931
Gigalith? Maybe that's a little too out there, he doesn't even have proper feet!
>>185954
I'm sure he would. Although he's normally more for taking it in the ass himself. I've seen -- and unwillingly heard -- him and Typhlosion bone, lots of times.
Good trainers keep their pokemon in chastity until they win a badge.
>>186028
Ooh, your big Typhlosion pounding that tight Floatzel ass. All the more reason to train your ass to take Typhlosion so you can both have the pleasure of getting fucked by him.
>>186077
I just wanna lick those feet
>>186103
Baby steps, anon. I don't want to end up putting myself in the hospital.
>>186125
Of course you'll wanna take it slow, but with such loving pokemon I'm sure they'll make the process very pleasurable for you.
>>186143
Yeah. ...Perhaps I'll keep one of those jockstraps, at least. Mr. Milta won't miss only one of them.
Besides, maybe I'll look good in it. I can already tell Floatzel'll like it.
Let's get some Meloetta in here. Her beautiful voice would sound even better when she is brought to orgasm by your cock.
Isnt there a separate thread for gay furry porn?
Y'all faggots need some juicy Absol pussy
I love /trash/ though, no matter who posts what.
>>190043
Absol boipussy?
>>190155
Do we really have to?
>>190155
I guess we can compromise?
>>190261
sans effects, btw
<3
I prefer chickens.
Pomf =3
Girly
Pokemen
Which is hottest?
Human sucking pokemon?
Human licking pokemon?
Pokemon sucking human?
Pokemon licking human?
>>191305
Pokemon sucking human by a mile
>>191305
>>190451
>You will never pound Sylveon boypussy
Just kill me already
>>191305
Any of those drawn badly < any of those drawn well
Not even bothering to be shameless bump
>>190351
Chicken breasts are nice.
>>191305
Why not all of the above?
>>165901
But anon, the Pokemon are guys.
[spoiler]And they wanna fuck me.[/spoiler]
>>195907
Is there not a single pokemon you would impregnate?
>>195933
Not really, no. All I know is that I'm the Floatzelfag and I currently have one on me as I post.
>>165653
>pokemon/h thread
>turns into gay ERP
Are /b/ox threads banned or something?
>>195993
Nah, more like we flocked over here from a talk thread. We'll probably fuck off once this hits bump limit.
>>196214
Girl Latios is hot.
>>196232
Indeed
>>196320
Delicious.
>>196237
>those abs
nice
>>196214
>>196232
>>196237
>>196285
Basically reminds me of this
>>196402
Why is rule 63 so hot?
>>196468
>Rule 63'd Gallade
Soooo... A Gardevoir?
>>196468
I dunno. [spoiler]But I like to imagine the character transformed into the opposite gender with r63 pics.[/spoiler]
>>200957
>because you secretly want to be a girl
Oh I already knew that.
>>200989
Then why ask why r63 was so hot ya dummy
>>201016
Oh I'm not actually the guy who asked, but still, it makes sense to why I like it.
>>201110
Eh, to each their own. I'll take my males as males, honestly.
>>200989
why do you want to be a girl anyway? grass is greener? you just want to act/be cute all the time?
>>201181
>grass is greener?
Pretty much. Though actually I'd rather have the ability to become a girl or guy at will, that way I won't have to abandon living as a guy and I get to experience being a girl whenever I want to.
>>201198
Whats greener about it?
Is it a "people would treat me better" sort of thing, or is it more of a "Id be able to do funner stuff" king of deal?
>>201233
>is it more of a "Id be able to do funner stuff" king of deal
Yeah, that and just having a vagina in general. I want to know how a female orgasm feels like so badly.
>>201286
What kind of stuff would you want to do that you couldnt do as a guy? or are you thinking that everything you already do would be better as a girl?
You ever have a prostate orgasm before? Id imagine they would be similar just by how people describe them
>>201314
Seconding this, prostate teasing might work. I would suggest messing with the perineum, too.
>>201314
>or are you thinking that everything you already do would be better as a girl?
Well, masturbation would definitely be a million times better, not only could I have that amazing female orgasm but I could have it again and again without a refractory period. Prostate orgasm are really damn hard to reach though, and I'm not willing to put in all the work it takes to get one, I'm content at this point just to jerk off to my imagination.
>>201436
Have you ever erped as a girl or does that not do it for you?
>>201466
Nah, I wouldn't say I've exactly done ERP.
>>201501
you should try it sometime then
>>201610
Eh, I'm not really fond of just straight-up roleplaying. I like just talking about fantasies and stuff.
>>201656
well its 4:30 am and Im tired. If you wanna keep talking about fantasies and stuff, shoot me an email with your steam or something. or we can just be email buddies.
heres my throwaway
[email protected]
>>201436
You realize a woman's life isn't all roses, even when it comes to sexuality? No, I am not speaking from experience here, but it just takes a bit of an objective lookout to realize it.
Start with the fact that you'd bleed out of your vagina every month. Then move on to the fact that girls having trouble with lubrication isn't uncommon. They need a ton of preparation. You know the reason why women have stronger orgasms in general? It's because a lot can't just quickie one out like guys can and need the time for it. Guys would have stronger orgasms too if they had to put that much dedication into it, which is, matter of fact, exactly what prostate stimulation does. And then you have to remember that some women can't even reach orgasm at all, even through clitoral stimulation. Why do you think porn videos of women masturbating and faking orgasm are common? Finally, the vagina is a lot more likely to suffer from problems like infections, or needing deep and thorough cleaning due to its nature.
I mean, get fucking real. Being a guy is a blessing in many ways.
>>201754
Amazing. I don't care.
>>201804
Well, more power to you if you wanna keep living in delusional land.
>>201837
They don't call it a sexual fantasy for nothin'.
