ERP thread
Jello blowjobs Edition
Old thread: >>1456510
Tfw still no theme
>>1465305
Can't have a theme every thread
We gotta have some threads to cooldown and then we make themes during the active hours
>>1465312
this 2bh
Are we gonna use this one, or...?
>>1465331
It seems to be the case.
>>1459362
I guess I'll report in here!
(Time for reposting)
>>1465248
Oh don't mind me i was just thinking out loud.
My name is Alex.
>>1465283
Playing with me? Um.... I don't think so.
>>1465340
Kuh, they're taking sides. I suppose this thread will have to do for now, though.
>>1465331
>no Teto on Valentine's day
Stay strong, anon.
>>1465158
...ohh very well. I'm not much of a dancer but I'll see what I can do.
>he joins the dancing ludicolos
>>1465258
>his head bounces with each of the rapid pats
I-I am not a doggy, I am sergal!
>>1465268
She showed up very briefly to wish us a happy Valentine's day and that was it...
I.. I didn't get a chance to give her my gift...
NIGGAS CAN'T TAKE A DOSE OF MEME AND WANT TO BE KEKS.
FUCK YOU NIGGANONS
>>1465358
NIGGUH I WAS JOKING I AIN'T TOUCHING NO NIGGUH FAGGOT
>>1465366
Funny thing is, she actually was here on Valentine's. I'm just waiting for her to resurface, since she appears to be preoccupied with other matters.
>>1465045
So I'll be their personal cum dumpster? Kinky~
But now I'm a bit shy.
>>1465049
height equates to how big my bust size is.
>>1465093
Greetings friendly face, what brings you hear.
>>1465123
>She doesn't seem to mind but she'll give him a surprise gentle push with her breasts
>>1465182
I'm a bit of a switch...Nnn~
>She doesn't mind, having her breasts pulled close to the girl, she continues to smirk but quickly her nipples stiffen.
I like how you couldn't hold it in and wanted me, my a lot of you are greedy~
>>1465367
>She brushed your fur gently with her tiny hands, leaning against you as she spoke
Well, at least you got to see her pretty face~
What was your gift senpai? Are you still able to give it to her next you meet?
>>1465339
>>1465358
Well Alex my name is Izuminokami Kanesada, why are you here?
>>1465362
Such silly things as sides give no benefits to anyone.
>>1465386
An elf, you are still rather odd of a creature. Are you here in search of some sort of perverted acts like the rest of these beast?
Ludicolo is the Immigrant Pokemon
>>1465386
Fuck, I love you brown elves. Somehow you manage to be exquisite eye candy.
I wonder if you're as good in bed as you look.
What does erp think of the Mizore player.
>>1465386
Just looking at you makes me want to cum. How are you so hot? No living being should be so hot. It doesn't make sense. Just how are you so hot? Do you come form another dimension? Nothing in this universe csn be so hot, except you. I already feel like spilling my load, by yonks sake. I just can't understand. It makes no sense how attractive you are. I am quite indeed flabbergasted.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie makes a surprise appearance! Witness her!"
>>1465382
Seems like everyone missed everyone. Shame, really.
>>1465445
Public park.
>>1465386
>I take my mouth off your nipple, sighing as my hand continues to violently grope around your obscene breast
Ah, it's not because of that~ I've been asking for a Dark Elf slut such as yourself for a while, and you just so happened to pop along.. be careful, I might just hook you onto a milk machines and leave you there for a while for my coffee <3
>>1465402
Ah, the dog has returned.
>>1465445
She's cute, but owes me a lot of coffee and time.
>>1465445
A great edition to the mega sluts,which the threads had been heavily lacking. I don't seem them being negative in anyway yet.
>>1465452
I wouldn't mind witnessing her ass. That thing is definitely an eye-pleaser.
>>1465405
NIGGUH WE'RE ON THE INTERNET
WE'RE ALL IMMIGRANTS NOW GO BACK TO KEKING
>>1465452
I walked through the desert while shooting a pony with no name, it felt good to get out of the autism
>>1465400
>he nods as he looks back at her, his fur bristling a bit at her touch
Yes, I should be able to, i-if she'll have it... I.. I was going to give her a ring...
>>1465455
(V-Day didn't really work out for much people beyond Anzu and Miyafuji and Peach and Trixie
Very very sad. Yet somehow oddly fitting.)
>>1465452
Good evening there. How is it going?
>>1465478
I'm being serious, he transports other Pokemon on his head through water and Lombre is a pokemon known to be a thief, it all adds up
Ludicolo is Trump's Pokemon of choice
>>1465452
The only thing I'm witnessing is Trixie's ass when she plants it on my face.
>>1465386
Talk with various people, maybe more. Who knows.
The name is Alex, and you are?
>>1465402
I'm just here for relaxation and chat with people.
I guess i could ask you the same.
>>1465502
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>1465445
I want her.
>>1465465
Tea is better than coffee.
>>1465515
NIGGUH I RUN ASSAULT VEST.
REMEMBER THAT WALL? HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME. MEGA COLO GONNA' SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF BITCH ASS KKKUNTS LIKE ARCEUS N' SHIT SENPAI
It's 11 P.M. I know you're there, you always are, now come out.
>>1465445
Slutty and fun but also an upside-down version of Mizore's actual personality.
>>1465536
Welcome back.
>>1465475
"Impossible!"
>>1465477
Trixie spanks the plump cheeks behind and sinks her fingers into her flesh. "It was made to be an eye-pleaser!"
>>1465481
"She has no idea what you are talking about."
>>1465511
"She is feeling Great and Powerful™, Anonymous! And yourself?"
>>1465519
"Maybe later tonight. Trixie is in more of a 'talking to her fans' kind of mood. Though that can always change."
>>1465542
>11 PM
Britbong pls
>>1465465
Ah, have you returned from the task you had at hand your majesty?
>>1465525
I was here to have my way with the local whores, but it seems the one I wished to have my way is instead teaching me some new skills while I am in her servitude
>>1465571
I'm American, and looking for a certain German.
>>1465574
>Opens door
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, stole a many man's soul and fate.
>>1465542
You caught me.
>>1465536
W-why would you do this? I thought we were friends..!
>>1465574
Mhmm, of course I have. Have you figured out how to prepare a coffee yet?
>>1465571
I-I am a britbong too
>>1465569
Hello, honey <3
>>1465386
If you do decide... [email protected] <3
>>1465569
"Trade marking? Well doing good so far.LIke any anon waiting for the hectic hours to come. Will you be around those?" He says while tilting his head to a side. F. smiles to the mare simple as he scratches a bit the side of his cheek
>>1465569
>I bite my lip and stare in evident lust as she gropes her own ass
Yes. Yes it was.
>>1464980
Alright, alright. You've been a good girl, so it's fine. You even went as far as to brush your teeth.
>He pat your head, ruffling up your hair a bit, grimacing.
Or else, I would have had to tickle you.
>His grimaced faded back into his usual smile, removing the hand from your head.
Who would you rather get kicked in the balls by, Dmg or Peach
>>1465593
What the fuck
>>1465569
Hi Ms. Trixie!
>>1465613
Whoever would kiss it better afterwards.
>>1465574
And who might that be exactly?
>>1465599
Good evening Peach.
>>1465613
Probably, DMG, I imagine DMG would be better at assessing the ball strength and kicking accordingly
>>1465634
>>1465613
>Not wanting to get kicked in the balls by me.
>>1465599
Could the Princess please sit on my face?~
>>1465624
Hey Mika! Ready for the big day?
>>1465642
Shitty questions get shitty answers
>>1465644
Who
>>1465644
A little girl couldn't possibly dish out much damage
>>1465586
A man who steals other men's souls, what sort of foul beat are you.
>He moves his hand towards the sword as his side, as he eyed the mans motions.
>>1465629
She has still yet to tell me her name, though the same can be said of me to her. So for now I'll just say the white haired maiden.
>>1465594
I've read some books and the such to more accurately prepare the coffee yes.
>>1465599
"Hello, dear! It's so nice to see you!"
>>1465606
"Trixie is a magician, F, not a psychic! Who knows if she'll be here tonight or not. It is a matter of time and how she feels around that time! And don't you think you're being a little greedy keeping Trixie all to yourself?"
>>1465624
"Greetings, fan! That's a lovely outfit; are you some kind of trapeze artist?"
>>1465613
Peach already has experience kicking DMG in the balls, so probably her.
>>1465502
>Her head tilted to the side, a puzzled look on her face
A ring? Like a ring pop? They're pretty tasty!
>Her usual bright and lazy smile beamed up towards you, trying to lighten the mood and not really understanding what you meant by ring
>>1465594
Because it's true.
>>1465564
Thanks?
>>1465679
Now thats a low blue
>Giggle
>>1465659
>Walks away
Sorry, I thought you were a girl
>>1465672
"Maybe I am. But you are right. I should give you your space from time to time. But I just cant help it. You pretty much are addictive. But if you want to I could just come to you from time to time not all the times you get here "He says letting out a chuckle
>>1465672
>>1465680
>his chest shakes with a chuckle at her naivety, and he gives her hair a few gentle strokes, his heart becoming a bit lighter at seeing the bright smile of his friend
No, like a ring of value, friend Anzu. Does your planet not have the ritual in which giving a ring to someone you love it marks them as yours and makes the bond permanent?
>>1465655
>My ears perk up at the mention
Oh boy am I ever! I've been training nonstop and constantly rewriting my speeches to blow everyone away!
>>1465672
Thanks for the compliment but I'm a wrestler and I'm just taking a training break for the tournament tomorrow.
>>1465696
You don't have to have balls to be able to do science.
>>1465670
Oh i think i know who it is. Though her name slipped out of my mind.
Anyway i would like to continue this conversation but i'm afraid i have some business to take care of later. Goodnight.
>>1465714
That's the spirit. I hope you do great on the tounament!
>>1465733
You don't have the voice to be the next American Idol you untalented bitch
>>1465686
Huh?
Nice attempt at trying to smack some sense into her.
>>1465714
you could blow me away :)
>>1465750
Aw thanks Anon.
>>1465704
"You're setting yourself up for a broken heart, F. Trixie isn't going to satiate your cravings every time she makes an appearance, but she isn't telling you to leave when she does! A mare like Trixie needs to be fucked in moderation! You need to learn self-control. Do you think you can do that for her?"
>>1465707
"How is Trixie's favorite stalker?"
>>1465714
"She will be rooting for you then! What is your name?"
>>1465660
>>1465668
I can always use a hammer if you prefer it.
>>1465670
Well, then? Why don't you get to it. I'd like a coffee that's actually prepared properly!
>>1465686
Tea is disgusting, like your skill in 100% Orange
>>1465774
Two words. That ass.
>>1465787
Well just as I arrived I must make my leave once more. I will talk to you more upon my return and you can test me in the coffee making skills.
>>1465743
As must I, though I plan to stay around here for a while so you will surely have another chance.
>>1465402
As expected of a human to call an elf an odd creature. You're a deviant yourself, didn't you submit to servitude to Tobiichi? Either way I like enjoy confident men, even if they're a fragile human.
>>1465409
>>1465449
>She blushes from hearing such a thing
Well thank you for the flattery. Since one of you are curious about how I am in bed...Like I said I'm a bit of a switch, if you like rough sex then that's just fine or putting me in a mating press. Japan seems to find that position more loving.
>>1465465
>Her lips whimper as she is being grope aggressively, her cheeks turning reddish from the attack but she doesn't cry out, only a few moans escape from her soft lips.
Kyaaa~
Mmm, so cruel. wanting me to be your source of milk~
>>1465525
I enjoy being friendly and you can call me Origa.
>>1465599
I'll do it since you're so needy and greedy, you can also still have your way with me here as well~
>>1465787
How about a steel spiked boot?
>>1465787
Make my penis feel tiny and give it some bruises before I orgasm.
>>1465785
I am the shimmering colors of hope in a world filled with darkness, I am RAINBOW MIKA! but you can just call me Mika.
I'm actually a huge fan of your showmanship Ms. Trixie, hopefully one day I can learn to make an entrance like you.
>>1465826
Pleased to meet you Origa, but i'm afraid i must cut this short. I have stuff to attend to. I'll see you later.
>>1465785
"Mmm understandable. Only fuck you when you feel the heat. Easy to do" he says nodding before looking at the ceiling then at her "So anything interesting? What are your plans for the wedding? You will wear a suit for the day?"
>>1465612
(Thanks senpai new thread so it didn't ping me)
>She sighed happily knowing she had avoided tickleanon's wrath, giggling as you messied her hair
After a couple days of being an evildoer I decided I had to try and be good! I'm glad it's working out~
>>1465712
>She blinked a few times before getting lost in thought, trying to remember something on TV she saw that had a ring in it. After a long moment she suddenly gasped, nodding quickly at Jiro
I know what ring you're talking about! Although I thought you had to throw it into a volcano, not give it to someone...maybe I remembered the movie wrong?
>>1465712
Hey jiro, how you doing
(so i apparently got 8anned for sayin somethin on /aco/, cant remember why tho, it wasnt anythin serious, could you imagine not having me?)
>>1465787
I'd rather not have you destroy my cock, not that you'd ever be able to
>>1465894
Are you the anon whos weak fleshy dick i switched for a superior metal one?
>>1465787
You want to go? I'll fuck you up any day in 100% Orange Juice.
>>1465872
>his head cocks quizzically, and his eyes look at her confounded
Errmm... no, the ring I'm going to give her is a symbolism of love and bond. Surely you know of this Earth ritual?
>>1465879
I'm doing just lovely. How are you?
(How do you even get banned off /aco/ aside from posting loli or shota?)
>>1465849
You look like Macho Libre's offpsring
>>1465908
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>1465826
Hell yes I would put you in a mating press! Pound you as hard as I can and make your pussy milk my dick dry!
... if you don't mind me being a bit vulgar.
>>1465908
What the fuck?
what are you people doing in this /trash/ thread?
>>1466005
Praise the all knowing top hat eye.
>>1465849
"All it takes is a loud voice and determination! And time. Time to build a cult for yourself, make events, and other things. Trixie wouldn't be standing here today if she never did her shows!"
>>1465865
"Wedding?" She asks, then pauses with a blank look on her face, "Oh, right! Wedding! There will be a wedding! Between herself and Peach." The mare crosses her arms and smiles arrogantly. "And no, she is a mare, she will wear a dress."
>>1465917
I asked you to stop 8eing so damn peppy, its annoying
(i dont even know, i dont ever post other than to ask the source, but i always put porn with it, it said i 8roke rule #3)
>>1465958
Whos that?
>>1465990
Do you want yours too?
>>1466005
Isnt it o8vious?
>>1466029
Flat-chested pasty white demon girl
>>1466027
>>1466029
Nope!
>>1465917
>She frowned at your reaction realizing she hadn't understood what you meant, beginning to think as hard as she could her hand planted on the bottom of her chin. This time she nodded suddenly and peeked back up towards you with a confused smile
Is it a...a snuggling ring? Like where the people fight in but for love and snuggling?
>>1466028
Im sure karkat has all those things and noone gives a shit a8out him
>>1466047
>pasty
>demon
>flat-chested
>white
>>1466055
Well, you can do what you want to, its not like theres anyone who can stop you, but people mostly come here to copulate and such
>>1466029
Ohh, forgive me, I meant to say
I am feeling rather ornery today as a result of yesterday's wretched holiday!
(Hmm weird. At least it's gone)
>>1466068
>his ears droop and he began to wonder if she even knew. He scratched the back of his ears, looked to each side and he leaned in close to whisper to her
It's what you Earthlings refer to as a "marriage ring".
>>1465805
I will be waiting for it.
>>1465826
>Lets out a soft sigh, as I pull your breast closer to me, licking my tongue up and down it slowly
Wanting? You don't understand your position.. you ARE my source of milk now~ You're going to give me milk whenever I command it, because I wish to taste the rare Dark Elf in my coffee, got it?~
>>1465847
Tempting anon, Tempting!
>>1465894
Anon. Don't test me.
>>1465913
Says the one who lost 3 times in a row.
Out of the 4 times we played.
>>1465785
I have been great! Hope you have as well
Ahh, a new day. Hey everyone.
>>1466028
Raises an eyebrow wondering if she almost forget it before sighing and humming crossing his arms "Allright. Also kinda missed your shows. I hope you pick them up soon" He says tilting his head to a side and smiles to the mare friendly
>>1466094
You didn't win any either.
>>1466080
Oh and you have one sickly yellow eye and the other completely bloodshot, but it's okay maybe you have some hope
>>1466094
I'm not testing you, your just weak and that's normal for little girls
>>1466080
Haha
gross
>>1465872
(No worries.)
>He sat down with you on the bench, twiddling his thumbs, meekly staring off into nothing.
Well, it makes me happy to know that you are slowly becoming good.
Now I won't have to tickle you as often, and you won't have to say those magical words.
>>1466111
>Pats Parsee on the head
>>1466111
It's okay, you just suck
>>1466080
"Kakarat? Trixie has never heard of him."
>>1466095
"And she has!"
>>1466103
"Hello, Rhin! How are you this day?"
>>1466107
"Don't worry, she hasn't forgotten about them. It's just that Trixie is a having a bit of trouble trying top off what happened her last show. She needs to think something really fucked up! Something that goes beyond pressured suicide!"
>>1466152
I do not!!!! Fight me and if I lose I swear I will pick a person here to erp with.
>>1466140
D-don't touch me!
>>1466094
Please do it.
I want my shaft to be abused.
>>1466111
Actually, I beat you twice or three times. Definitely twice because I spammed "ALLACCORDINGTOKEIKAKKU" in chat twice. I was.. a little hyped.
>>1466131
Whatever helps you sleep at night, anon.
>>1465908
>A DICK TO SURPASS META GEAR
I bet you kiss girls too, you faggot.
>>1466156
He nods before biting a bit his finger then ask her "So snuff?" tilting his head curious "I know someone that maybe will be happy to oblige"
>>1466088
>She let out a deep sigh, defeated by her lack of knowledge. Her hand lazily brushed through your fur, listening intently to you as you leaned in close. As soon as you finished it clicked in her brain causing her to wiggle with excitement
Ohh! My parents are married, I didn't know you got to choose who you marry with a ring! I kinda just thought you got paired up with someone and you learned to love them over time! I guess I'm just silly~
>>1466134
>She inched closer towards you to lean against your side as usual, humming a gentle tune to herself as she got comfy.
I'm as good as freshly baked bread!
Aww, but its kinda fun to be tickled...maybe I'll have to retire being a good girl~
(Might have to leave for a lil bit but I'll try and reply when I can)
>>1466186
You know what would help me sleep at night?
>>1466088
Hahahahahahahaha
Ill make a fine sergal out of you
>>1466112
Hahahahahahahaha
Ill show you how to 88
>>1466133
Finally someone gets me
>>1466156
Yeah hes not really important, unlike me, the most valued meme8er of ERP
Also if you need something fucked up cut anons dicks off
>>1466186
Of course i do, i also kiss guys, ple8
>>1466186
You spam that when I tried to kill you but rolled a one because RNG hates me. I also remember the one time that I wanted you to win because of the based soundtrack.
>>1466228
Oh man.
It looks like you came back, and started some drama. This'll be nice.
I'm the person you spoke to previously before disappearing. For shame.
>>1466218
I-it's both, friend Anzu. The ring is simply a symbolic gesture of a bond to last forever. A bond I hope to have with her forever..
>he sighs adoringly, a sergal so much in love, his heart pining to see her again and to hold her. He brings about his tail and tickles the face of his friend with the bushy end of it in a playful manner.
>>1466221
B-but am I not already a fine sergal?
>>1466221
Show me how to 88 and if I'm impressed I'll take back everything I said, only if you make it worth my time though
>>1466178
30$ on Parsee winning
>>1466202
"Snuff," she repeats with a hint of consideration, "It can certainly lead up to that, though she would like to have fun with her victim while they still breathe! And who is this person?"
>>1466221
"Trixie is the most valued member of ERP, little girl! Thank you for the suggestion, however."
>>1466185
Anon, that's gross
>>1466221
Only fags kiss girls
>>1466228
I never said you didn't let me win
>>1466156
I am well, Trixie, the great and powerful. Just barely woke up.
>>1466287
No it isn't.
Beat me up and make me feel insignificant.
>>1466250
Youre too nice, someone could come 8y and a8use you or walk all over you
>>1466255
Heh
>>1466267
Pff, pardon me slut, 8ut you cant just suck dicks and call yourself the 8est!
>>1466287
Im a huge fag!
>>1466247
I did not start any drama. I am just casually talking about a game and making some bets. Besides, I was doing somethings that should remain private. I am sorry for leaving!
>>1466287
I want to fight you again.
>>1466267
He hums while thinking a bit and nods "Well is just an idea. How about this. You shoot me an email and I give you the email of that person. Just to keep it like a mistery from the thread. I think it would be fun. And dont worry I will just erase your mail and dont use it" He says with a shrug as he tilts his head "Deal?"
>>1466304
I meant to finish the sentance.
"Anon, that's gross. I'd love to do that but I'm eating right now. So later!"
>>1466317
I.. It was a joke. But if you say so, cutie.
>>1466333
You do know I'm just going to cheat and use that DLC character again right?
>>1466346
I'll fight you with Nanako and beat you.
>>1466317
I suppose you're right. I have been subject to nuisances such as a slanderous blonde girl trying to get under my skin and a damnable machine and his traps.
>his paw moves to his eye, now healed from being stomped on, the fur on his snout beginning to grow back from when the robot poured defur chemicals on it
>>1465858
Later then.
>>1465982
No I don't mind, it's a delicious position as well as doggy style.
>>1466094
Sorry for the late reply, my cat is clumsy.
>She's slowly pants, her nipples are nice and hard in the girls mouth, the elf fidgets a little.
Nnngh...As you say then.
>Soon the girl with start to taste something sweet as she continues to suck on her nipples
>>1466352
Nanako's damage potential is intense though..!
>>1466378
Hey there Jiro! Doing well today?
>>1466397
I know.
>>1466317
What do you mean "heh"
>>1466333
Oh. Don't worry, it's fine. I figured you had other things to do, anyways.
You certainly did, though! I warned you about the issue regarding Tobii.
Nice goin', Parsee.
(Fuckin' Captcha)
>>1466393
(It's fine cutie~~)
>As soon as I feel some form of taste, I instantly clamps my mouth down onto your breast like a hungry piranha, fiercly tugging your brast with my mouth as my other hand takes a nice, firm grip of your free breast and rubs it in quick, rough circles. As I'm sucking onto your breast, I stand up and shove my knee between your legs, pressing hard against your clit -- don't worry, it's not hard enough for you to get hurt! <3
>>1466346
Go 8ack to what you were saying 8efore
>>1466378
Arent you like, super strong or something, not as much as me, 8ut kinda, you should go all mad-sergal on them
>>1466433
HEH
>>1466406
>he nods
Doing better, thank you for asking, friend Rhin. What of you? How do you fare?
>>1466466
It is true that a sergal's strength is greater than the average human's and the speed of my race is practically unmatched but the question isn't whether I can but whether I should.
>>1466393
So you like doggystyle? I like you more and more.
Hammering against your gorgeous brown ass does make for a very pleasant thought.
I'd have to grope you while doing it, though. Those luscious breasts of yours are practically begging to be fondled.
>>1466466
You want me to call you a faggot? Wow, that's pretty gay.. uh.. grey.. grey skinned person
>>1466407
Ok, let me deal with this elf.
>>1466466
>pets
>>1466218
>Tickleanon nods, lightly flicking her cheek.
Do what you want. But, when I find out you've been a bad girl..
I'll tickle you with all my might!
>>1466477
I fare well, just woke up and didn't wake up with a hangover for once!
>>1466250
Ohh...there's a lot to rings I don't know about, huh Jiro? I'm sure she'll accept your gift senpai, who could deny a nice cuddly person like yourself?
>She giggled as your tail brushed against her face causing her nose to twitch, eventually letting out a cute sneeze
Excuse me~
>>1466511
>She squeaked as your flick made contact with her soft cheek, smiling at you with a lazy but smug smirk
And what if you don't find out, hmm?~
>>1466477
You dont want to 8e a weakling do you?
You can still 8e all peppy and all that disgusting shit afterwards, with eliza8eth and all that, 8ut 8eat up everyone else whos an asshole
>>1466503
Ill fuckin kill you m8
>>1466482
Anything 8ut that other word you used
havent came in days. need to blow a load stat!
>>1466532
>Returned your expression by blowing on your face, promptly sniggering afterwards.
Well, that'd defeat the point of you being bad, right?
You wanted to be tickled.
>>1466340
"Trixie doesn't do emails. Just tell the guy to meet her here. What is the problem in that?"
>>1466291
"Well, shake yourself awake! Or whatever you lizard people do to refresh yourselves."
>>1466563
I am already awake, Trixie! Besides, I have nothing I am doing today, so I might as well come here and service people or whatever it is I do.
>stretching and yawns
>>1466563
"Mmm got a point. Sure I will tell her. I hope you two are together at the same time. I think she is mostly around at night like 3 hours later.." He says shrugging
>>1466527
That is good. See? Already this day is starting off better than the last!
>>1466532
>he lets out a gentle laugh at her sneeze, patting her head a few times
It would appear so, friend Anzu. That is alright. And I do hope you're correct.
>>1466535
>he purses his lips and his ears droop
Violence is a line I can't cross again. You are correct in that a few of them deserve but I can't break my code of honor for a few nuisances.
>>1466548
What a terrible fate that has befallen you anon.
Please use my mouth to your liking <3
>>1466584
>can't break my code of honor for a few nuisances
like the time you did when those faggots were trying to rape Elizabeth. she had it coming
>>1466607
aint sticking it anywhere till i know what im working with
>>1466535
You mean "cutie", cutie?
>>1466563
Got any more spells for me, Trix?
>>1466548
>Load Stat
If only Mage was here, you'd be suffering many RPG-based puns..!
>>1466581
"Great to hear! It's good to see you in demand, Rhin."
>>1466582
"Wait, this is a girl we are speaking about? Trixie doesn't kill woman. This is a firm law that she has put for herself! Though she is open to extreme torture."
>>1466626
"Such as?"
>>1466626
oh thank god i found someone! can you help??
>>1466631
"Oh you don't? Oh well I think she will be still up for it. I will tell her to look up for you. Can I know the story why you have that law?"
>>1466584
What code of honor, that honestly sounds like a load of 8ullshit
>>1466626
Oh fuck you
>>1466631
What are you doing to that thing
>>1466552
>Her face squinted as you blew air at her, a deviant smile crossing her lips
Oh, right, I forgot...
>She suddenly glomped on your side, biting down on you softly so it wouldn't hurt
>>1466584
>Her smile was brighter than usual seeing you laugh, humming happily as you pet her noggin gently
I'll be sure to study about rings so I can help you better next time! It was...a mirage ring right? Carriage?
(Be back in a lil!)
>>1466608
>his face darkens and his heart sinks
I was... panicking and in a frenzy. I didn't know what else to do. I even called in backup from some erm... old friends. I'm not perfect, I'm still only a sergal.
>>1466702
>he gives her a shrug
It may sound like such to you but it means a lot to me.
>>1466709
>he returns her smile as he continues his petting
Well, alright, friend Anzu. Don't over exert yourself. I know how much you love sleeping.
(Alrighty!)
>>1466662
"Trixie only kills men because deep down they are all rapists and pedophiles. She is doing the world a favor by putting them down like the animals they are. That is, after she fucks them. And no, you may not ask why she hates men this much."
>>1466702
"Nothing, ignore it."
>>1466640
Ah.. no, I was going to beat off this elf, beat another elf then go to a monster slut to jerk off his cum for my coffee. Sorry.
>>1466702
Aww, don't be like that
Cutie
utie
tie
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e
>>1466631
Removing my boner after showing me that image.
>>1466709
>He stiffens up, squirming around in place.
.. You're gonna get it!
>He slips his hand through your embrace, jabbing his fingers on your sides. They didn't go as hard as the previous times, but it was still enough to give a laugh.
Hah!
somebody love me
>>1466732
He nodded while hearing her as he fumbles his chin "Mmmm cleaning the world from the scumb uh? Well that seems good " he says nodding at her
>>1466462
Aaaaah~!
>Arching her back from the hungry girl sucking away and groping her, treating like if she's planning to break her new toy. Origa feeling her clit being stimulated from the girl being in charge, she doesn't fight back, clearly aroused.
Haaa...So rough~!
>>1466480
Seems you're not the only one who wants to fondle them~
>>1466584
Indeed it is!
>>1466631
Agreed. Do tell me Trixie, do you need a stage hand or someone to manage the crowd on large venues?
>>1466730
8ut what is that code of honor?
>>1466732
Jegus christ what are you doing to that one
>>1466775
Noone possibly could
>>1466745
Youre a horri8le person, i have done nothing 8ut good for this thread and this is how im rewarded?
>>1466784
Heh. That doesn't exactly surprise me. That getup you're wearing doesn't do much to hide them.
But seriously, what would it take to get to fuck an elf like you? I'm starting to feel VERY needy and the sight of you isn't making it any easier.
I'm tempted to hold you down and ravish you on the spot but I think that would be a little rude.
>>1466777
"But do not worry, F! Trixie will never murder you after a night of rough fucking," she responds sweetly, "But this streak of being a power bottom needs to stop! It's needs to be time for the Trixie to be the sadistic mare we want to forget, but don't! Wouldn't you agree!?"
>>1466798
"Well, she could use someone to clean her stage after every preformance. Mind you there will be blood and semen so she won't be responsible for anything you catch. You can find everything you need to sanitize beneath her stage."
>>1466810
"Do not worry about it!"
>>1466798
Make the most of this new day, friend Rhin.
>>1466810
To never again raise my claws in violence.
(I gotta go lay down, I'm not feeling too good. If Elizabeth shows up while I'm gone, send her my love. See you guys later)
>>1466866
>saying under my breath "Back to a cleaning job...?"
Alright... I can use my own magic for that to not catch anything.
>>1466879
I will try. How are you faring friend?
>>1466866
He nodded at her "Of course. Everyone should have a balance between dominant and submissive. I will look forward for your show Trixie. Maybe I will be at the front row" he says chuckling and patting her shoulder
>>1466879
>To never again raise my claws in violence.
What about in ebin fight RP???
>>1466866
Ok that image is pretty good, not as good as me, 8ut accepta8le
>>1466879
Pff, thats dum8er than i thought
(see ya, space sergal)
>>1466904
"And remember: what you see under the stage, STAYS under the stage."
>>1466912
"She is happy you agree. And maybe! This comeback will take the threads by storm! Anywho, she goes now. Trixie will keep an eye out for your friend."
>>1466977
Uh, of course Trixie.
>nods and sighs softly, wondering if I myself would ever get the chance to be an on-stage performer
Shall I get to work organizing then?
>>1466810
D'aww, you're a cute little grey skin aren't you? When you get like this... it's just so cute! <3
>>1466784
>Letting out a soft laugh, my knee presses harder into your crotch, running my knee up and down quickly as I slide your breast out of my mouth, now, just playing with your nipples violently with my hands
You're moaning so hard.. simply from my hands and my knee? Jeez, I never knew you Dark Elves were so slutty and perverted~ Grind against my leg, be a good girl.. and I'll think about letting you cum~ <3
>>1466977
"Got it. Hope to see you around. I will head out to make some food at the moment. See you later!" He says while waving off to the mare with a smile
>>1467066
>vriska slowly walks up to you and holds you close
If i kiss you will you shut the fuck up?
>>1467066
Hey Tobi! I'm the anon from this afternoon.
HELLO DARLINGS AND DO I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU! OH YES, DARLINGS... I'M PLANNING SOMETHING HUGE FOR ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! IT'S NOT A SHOW, NO NO, THIS IS SOMETHING BETTER THAN ANYTHING THESE THREADS HAVE HAD TO OFFER! IT'S STILL UNDER DEVELOPMENT, BUT I PROMISE YOU- IT WILL BE WORTH IT!
Sorry to derail, but what are the major ERP memes?
>>1467101
Hey there old friend!
>excitedly walks to you, smiling
>>1467101
Please fuck off
>>1467121
Don't encourage him, Rhin. You're one of the very few people who still give him the attention he needs to live. He's a meme that's gone on for too long.
>>1467137
I... What?
>unaware of the meme status around here anymore
...What happened, exactly?
>>1467155
The same thing that happens to all meme characters
They get stale and nobody wants them around anymore
>>1467114
Telling newfags to lurk moar
>>1467114
Nue being a depressive fuck
Father wanting to bang some green girl
Clownpiece shitposting
Cimo shitposting
Bloodborne doll shitposting
Alma Elma shitposting
Mercer being a pedo (kek)
Metaton or what ever the fuck his name is
Did I miss any?
>>1467089
I don't know, will I?~ Why don't you treat? <3
>>1467096
Ah, which one? Quite a few anons have been talking to me today!
>>1467101
Hmm? May I have a hint on what that might be?
>>1467155
Nothing, the Trixie fans are being obsessive again after Peach got engaged to Trixie. So now they'll hate on him until he leves.
>>1467188
T-tobiichi likes Coffee a bit too much..
>>1467188
Those are shitposts; not memes
>>1467188
>>1467204
Umm the one who didnt understand the bullying part? And said that I was going to talk to you when I come back from work?
>>1467204
I'm not even one of those shipperfags
I just know when a meme has expired and goes from entertaining to annoying and Memetton is old news.
>>1467170
Ah, I see... Makes sense...
>>1467204
Sounds rather shitty, to be honest...
>>1467204
AN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK? AFRAID NOT, DARLING DARLING.
>>1467230
YES, DARLING! FEED ME MORE WITH YOUR OBSESSIVE JEALOUSY! I LOVE IT!
>>1467222
Aaah, gotcha'~ It's hard to tell the difference between non-avafag anons these days.
>>1467230
I don't see it.
>>1467232
It's how things go with fans. Once they side with one person; they'll hang like rednecks to a flag while hating on anything else that went against it.
>>1467188
Why do you 8astards always forget me
>>1467250
Hey mettaton!
>>1467204
>vriska gra8s your head and pushes it lightly towards her, parting your lips with her own
>>1467250
Jealous of what? Your gimmick being outdated? Your game no longer being relevant?
>>1467261
You're not tired of his shtick, Tobiichii? You have better patience than most of us.
>>1467250
>kisses
>>1467261
That's so barbaric... But, I guess it is how things go. Perhaps I should just give up on talking to him anymore then, since all this shit happened.
>>1467269
MORE! I LOVE THIS, DARLING! YOUR SALT IS DELICIOUS.
>>1467267
H-HEY, UHH... VRISKA, RIGHT?
>>1467291
O-OH MY, DARLING. THAT WAS UNEXPECTED...
>>1467261
Yeah I think I can imagine the feeling. I should use some type of indentification or something...so how are you and what are you in the mood for miss?
>>1467310
>can't form a proper argument beyond "you salty I drink your tears"
And this is why people are wanting you gone. I can't wait for you to reply to this post with something similar.
>>1467285
Yes, because you speak for all of us, jackass
>>1467310
can i touch your box dials
>>1467267
>Chuckles, kissing vriska back as my tongue slides into her mouth, coiling and dominating over Viriska's tongue as my arms slowly wrap around her, holding her body closer to mine as I let out a soft, satisfied sigh into her mouth.
<3
>>1467285
I must say I have lots of patience.
>>1467295
If you give up on talking to him that easily, he was never your friend in the first place.
>>1467250
How cruel~
>>1467311
I am fine~ And right now, I'm quite rested. I would like you to give my poor little feet a massage.. but I don't want your grubby hands on me, use your tongue~
>>1466843
Honestly is what I like and I wouldn't mind that you pounded me until I drool, you even have manners, such a gentlemen~
>>1467066
>Throwing her head back moaning but quickly tries to hold it in, Origa stares at the girl who's being so rough with her.
I'm sorry I'm like this, please forgive my vulgar way~
>She does as she is told, pressing her private area against the girl's soft skin, grinding away, Origa seems to in the palm of this girl's hand...Or to say leg and hands.
>>1467330
I'LL GIVE YOU A NICE AND SIMPLE ARGUMENT. YOU'RE TAKING /ERP/ WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. RELAX, ANON, TAKE A BREATHER, THIS IS /TRASH/. CONTINUE, I NEED TO FILL MY COLLECTION OF SALTY TEARS!
>>1467335
MY DIALS? WILL YOU BE TENDER AND LOVING?~
>>1467285
You're not alone but I'll not contribute to the shitposting levels in here by shitposting memerton. Stop feeding it yous.
>>1467353
It's not that... I hate to see him go out like this, and I am his friend. I just don't like seeing people shit on him like this. Should I do something?
>>1467310
Fill me in on something, friend. What is going on with your new- uh, thing?
>>1467374
You should crop that image to just have the dakis.
>>1467387
>turns your dials
no i will not be tender and loving
>>1467353
Oh I see Im glad you are doing that way...A massage allright
>He says as he was kneeling before stopping as he hears her
What?...I mean sure..with pleasure..
>He says as he kneels in front of her with his hands behind his back then looks at her
Could you please lift your feet miss so I can start working?
>>1467374
Who is this semen dark elf?
>>1467310
Dont tell me you dont remem8er me love, or did you forget?
>>1467353
>vriska pulls out and looks at you lustily
Are you done now?
Why does my wife let me go to the bar and get drunk?
Either way how are you threads?
>>1467387
You're probably right. I'll just ignore you and let you and your fans have your fun. Have a good one.
>>1466094
I have returned your majesty. Do you still require that coffee or has someone else sated your thirst yet?
>>1465826
Servitude in the name of curiosity. I am still my own man who can do as he desires.
>>1467464
<3
>>1467444
M-MORE LIKE I DIDN'T WANT TO REMEMB- AHH, I MEAN, NOTHING, DARLING!
>>1467406
AHH~ BE GENTLE, DARLING!
>>1467374
>As she follows my command, I stare into her eyes with a growing perverted grin
Ah.. what a good girl~ Rubbing your crotch for me without question, showing me that you're apologetic for your silly actions.. I will forgive you~ <3
>I quickly runb one hand down from the Dark Elf's breast, before sliding my hand into her panties, quickly rubbnig the outside of her clit. I slowly trail my fingers up and down her entrance, teasing her for a little while before my fingers quickly slide inside of her -- three fingers at a time as they stay stationary.
Now.. your job is to ride on my fingers, and moan like the good little bitch you are~ You WILL cum on my fingers!~
>>1467393
There's nothing you really can do, Rhin. As you said, it's how things are now. It's up to the anons to be a dick or not.
>>1467412
>With a disappointed sigh, I kick my small shoes off at your feet, as I press one of them onto your face quite roughly
I want you to get them nice and clean, alright? Be useful to me, anon~
>>1467444
of course not, cutie. <3
>>1467459
She wants you to come home drunk and rape you while you're unable to resist.
>>1467482
>>1467469
>>1467468
>>1467446
>>1467430
Samefag.exe
>>1467500
I hate this...
>sitting down, my head hung
