RWBY/RTGT Trash General #5: Forty Vials edition
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Actual previous thread: >>1349695
>>1399037
I knew you could do it.
Stayin alive
I hope everyone managed to get over here despite the hiccups in getting it started
>>1399559
I just got home and saw there was a new thread, what'd I miss?
So, when's CYOA?
It's already midnight here so I need to know if I should just go to sleep or not.
>>1400196
>someone made the same mistake as me but didn't even change the edition
Kek.
So uhh.
Anyone got a drawing request while we wait for CYOAnon?
>>1400921
Todd and his sword
>>1400921
Izzy and/or Chloe.
>>1400921
Izzy getting head pats from Todd...
>>1400997
Izzy is apparently a 5'5" delicious brown with her chest wrapped enough to pass as a guy but with a nice ass.
I think the sword was posted last thread, as well as a picture that apparently has Izzy's skin tone.
>>1400997
If I remember correctly, Chloe has blue hair and glasses.
>>1400997
I drew this the other day if it helps
Izzy drawing in progress. Which of the 4 best approximate her skin? Theres a lot of variation in the picture.
>>1401412
Dryden pls.
#4 for delicious ambiguous brown
>>1401412
>Tfw we got Thatcher and Dryden now
I'll also vote for 4th.
>>1401412
Apparently this is the skin tone for Izzy
>>1400193
Like... An hour hour.5?
>>1401412
>All of these objectively correct votes.
4 is right.
>>1401412
I gotta be honest. I'm a little disappointed the first picture of her is the reveal.
>>1401700
There will be more.
Worry not.
I could stop now if that bothers you.
>>1401722
Don't stop.
>>1401722
I could be THAT GUY and ask you not to defame what is essentially my daughter.
But let's real. You wanna draw her somehow handling 27 dicks you do it.
>>1401865
Todd has 27 dicks?
>>1401885
Why not.
>>1401885
That's what makes him special
He has dicks for all the colours of the rainbow AND the metric rainbow
>>1401936
Has he dicks that glow in the non-visual part of the spectrum too?
Like, infrared?
You don't see it, you just feel a warm glow, and then WHAM, dickslapped.
>>1401936
I thought what made him special is that he's a literal interpretation of an edgelord.
I want to believe the sudden silence is because everyone realized together that Todd is the edgelord.
Look upon my (half-assed) work, and deapair!
Also no lewding the cinnamon until (read as "if") Todd lewds her. Only depictions of atuff that happenned.
>>1402054
Nice
>>1402054
Great job, man.
>Also no lewding the cinnamon until (read as "if") Todd lewds her. Only depictions of atuff that happenned.
100% ok with this.
What you doing next? Head pat Izzy, Chloe or Todd?
>>1402054
Fuck this tablet, keeps thinking I pressed "a" when I meant "s".
>>1402054
>only if Todd leads her.
Guess I know what tonight's adventure will be.
[Spoiler]Hanging with Chloe.[/Spoiler]
>>1402094
Fuckin autocorrect.
>>1402094
I'm ok with this. The cinnamon roll is for protecting her smile.
Unless she wants to lewd herself.
>>1402080
Todd now.
Probably reuse a pose I had for him.
Also, chloe's hairstyle/ glasses style? I know her hair and eyes are blue, and the Gi's colours I know to.
>>1401865
If Izzy's your daughter, what's Lynette?
>>1402054
>That trashcan
>>1402130
probably his bovine waifu
Aaaaaand Autodesk crashes on me again.
Welp. Guess that's it for today folks.
Don't mind the hair and shit but did Newt say what Rachele's bottom clothing looks like?
I think he posted it but I forgot.
>>1402054
We must go browner.
Towards chocolate territory.
>>1402290
RIP
Just steal a better one.
>>1402310
But Thatch, CYOA said that's the canon shade.
>>1401978
Where are you getting that from?
>>1402326
We must go further where nobody has tread before.
Go browner than pic.
I think I have mad brown disease.
>>1402344
He cuts anything
>>1402378
Even through diamonds?
>>1402367
Yes, you do.
Keep her at or lighter than Emerald imo.
>>1402386
Why limit yourself to that?
Utilize ALL those ochre colors.
It is the only path worth taking.
>>1402411
Because it's the only shades that look good to me.
>>1402411
Thatch, I'm starting to worry about you m8.
>>1402126
Hime-cut+ponytail
Glasses style... I mean I don't know glasses style names. You could just draw her in her gi. She doesn't wear her glasses while she is fighting
>>1402381
Invisible diamonds.
>>1402446
M8, I speak 5 languages, and Moon isn't one of them.
Thankfully google helped out but please don't scare me like that.
Alright! We're on with the laptop. Gimme a minute to get set up and we'll be on like Donkey Kong.
>>1402472
Sorry to be a bother, but there's a shitzillion variant in google images. Got one specifically?
>>1402504
Hype is real.
>>1402505
Unstable 1mbps hypenet. I spent $5 on this.
Images and video are gonna be difficult... If I remember, you can google "Senjogahara ponytail" and be close enough. I can confirm if you post whatever the first image is.
>>1402639
>>1402639
So this.
>>1402504
You and Izzy have been waiting in the hallway for nearly an hour now. A somber man approaches the two of you.
"Mr. Colorful, Mr. Marius." He greets both of you. "I'm afraid I have some... Bad news."
"Bad news how?" You ask, indulging your native inquisitiveness.
"It's regarding your placement exams. I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to make a difficult choice."
Izzy's attention hits full at the mention of placements.
"It's come to our attention that your semblance is... A touch more violent than we generally know how to deal with." The man continues to frown.
"So I need to ask you to make a difficult choice... Either you have to drop out from selection exams completely... Or we will need to completely restrict your semblance for the safety of other students."
You can practically feel Izzy's heart sink. "I understand you may find this difficult to accept and even understand... We're giving you a few days to decide."
"But... I was just getting good."
The man glances at you, but says nothing, continuing his walk away.
[] Lash out at him
[] Go to your room
[] Ask Izzy to dinner
---
As always, popular extra votes can be done.
>>1402682
>>1402696
Yeah, pretty much. The bow is a bow, not a scrunchie.
>>1402682
Isn't that a ponytail with a side fringe?
>>1402431
>>1402437
Or you could always make them sunburnt.
I still want Todd to have a hot guy for a friend for the camaraderie and gay jokes.
>>1402748
Does lashing out at him include asking him we get a higher placement as compensation?
If not, go to our room.
>>1402748
>"A touch more violent than we know how to deal with"
Bull fucking shit, what about Chloe? She hasn't been spayed, so why do we have to be?
>>1402748
So we were just scorched by someone during fucking sparring, and he is telling us our semblance is "too violent".
Wasn't Chloe disqualified from Vytal because she made man-mush, and yet she's still at the school?
Call him out on that, I see some issues there.
>>1402748
Go to your room. It may be time to consider a life of crime.
>>1402748
Calling him out on his horseshit.
>>1402748
"...With all do respect, sir... What the fuck?" You walk after the man. Izzy grabs hold of your arm, skidding along behind you as she tries to keep you back.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Colorful, but the decision has been made."
"No, that's horse shit." You respond as politely as you can muster at the moment.
"I understand you're upset, Mr. Colorful but it's not my decision."
"Well I think it should be my god damn decision!" You snatch the man's arm. He looks ready to defend himself, but his posture relaxes.
"Look... I'm sorry, but I'm just the messenger... Take it up with the Atlas subdivision meeting this evening."
Looks like you...
[] Have a meeting to attend
[] Should drop it
>>1402941
Are crashing this meeting with hopefully enough survivors to overturn the decision.
>>1402941
Have a meeting to attend.
We undress for people and get paid for it, I doubt a bunch of atlas whitecollars are going to stand a chance against our charm.
>>1402941
We're seeing this through.
Attend the meeting.
>>1402941
Have a meeting to attend.
>>1402941
Have a meeting to attend.
Why on earth would you kneecap the warriors you're training to protect humanity?
>>1402748
wait whats his semblance?
>>1403055
Cut literally anything at a severe cost of aura.
>>1403055
zenkai boost
>>1403064
Well fuck.
Guess that's my OC shot to shit.
Or is it just "absolute cut", not "sharpness manipulation"?
>>1402941
"Now... Before we move on the fiscal budget for the quarter... Does anyone have any further issues to bring up?"
"Yes, I've been reviewing the decision to make dorms co-ed and feel it may be time to consider providing birth control methods to the stu-" The doors explode inwards, rattling off of the walls.
"I've got a god-damn problem!" You shout into the normally quiet chambers. Izzy has since given up on stopping you, standing near the door as you stride inside. She made sure your uniform was as in-order as possible. Some hope that you could sway the adamant.
The proctor sets some papers aside gently, looking you over. "And you are?"
Just those three words cause the hair on your neck to stand on end, your instincts are telling you to run already.
"I'm Todd Colorful and I want to know why the hell I'm getting neutered right after I just got back into the placement exams!"
"...Quaint." The proctor responds. "You understand this is a private meeting, I assume?"
"Fuck, excuuuse me for interrupting your private meeting where my future is oh-so-politely shoved under a bus!"
"...A what?" One of the men in the auditorium asks another. "No idea."
"Why the hell can't I use my semblance?" You demand.
The proctor seems to have dealt with this type of thing before, thumbing through some pages.
"Ah. Yes. The young man who can go through other individuals aura with a bladed weapon." He sighs. "I feel like this should be obvious, but you are too dangerous to other students. If, for instance, an event like..." He thumbs another page. "The young faunus boy whose ankle you nearly severed happened again, we likely wouldn't be able to suppress it."
What.
>>1403089
Absolute as far as we know. The tougher it would be to cut, the more aura it costs.
>>1402310
It's basically a miniskirt, but she has a sleeveless bodysuit covering her from crotch to neck
>>1403105
Tilly is a boy?
Or was it Milly?
And we used our semblance? I must've missed that part...
>>1403200
You didn't use your semblance at all that round.
Politics is slow, anon.
>>1403200
I think he means the Faunus we blacked out after taking out.
>>1403200
That was the previous one.
The big guy who said "I must break you".
>>1403211
Oh, the round before that!
I forgot we attacked his leg, sorry.
>>1403105
wut
>>1403105
"What the hell do you mean 'severered his ankle,' I hit him and he fell on top of me."
"Because his foot effectively came off. Luckily, a clean cut like that was mendable."
Well, you got your answer... You could do a lot more than seriously injure someone. If you were allowed your semblance, you could cripple your opponents permanently rather than put them in the infirmary.
"Are you satisfied?"
[] Yeah
[] Fuck no
>>1403105
Oooh poor widdle babies. I'd hate for any of the Grimm you're supposed to be hunting to get a scraped knee because you played too rough
Eat a dick Atlas
>>1403349
Fuck no, But it doesn't matter does it? you already made up your fucking mind.
>>1403324
Didn't you think it was odd that you, whose aura was less than your opponent's would have had an equivalent exchange where you both dropped to 0%?
Keikaku for days, anon.
>>1403349
Does dropping out of the exams mean we can't be a huntsman?
I mean, we are still very effective fighters, and training shouldn't be a problem without our semblance, right?
>>1403349
No.
Do they not realize that our career path is limited?
By telling us we can't fight, they're incentivizing us to break rules and start earning a living from crime.
(I mean we're a stripper but still)
>>1403349
No, but in the end it isn't our choice, is it?
>>1403382
They certainly didn't say "expulsion."
>>1403349
Fuck no.
Give us a just rank for forcing us to drop out or basically fight blindfolded with both arms strapped behind our backs. Otherwise we're liable to keep fighting to prove our worth, and we're new to this whole thing. Who knows when our semblance might.. "slip."
>>1403349
I mean we could could full edgelord and theaten to pracrice our semblance during "extra-curricular activities".
But no either way. Not satisfied.
>>1403418
Compensation in the form of a rank upgrade, that is
>>1403418
It's not a threat if it's the truth. We can't even keep our semblance from activating when we try to butter toast.
>>1403349
I'm not satisfied, but I'll accept it. We'll just have to git gud without it. Fucking color nazis.
>>1403349
>When the board of directors roasts you but you got your Wire Gladius on your belt.
In all seriousnesssthough, not satisfied, but not willing to go edgelord.
>>1403349
Izzy isn't going to want to be our teammate anymore and that kind of burns.
>>1403349
"No! What the fuck? Who'd be fine with just being told to suck it up or drop from the rankings? I've only got the one semblance. I can't fucking make up a new one! You're asking me to either fight at less than half of what I can do or not fight at all! It's a combat school! People can get hurt!"
"It is still a school, Mr. Colorful." The proctor's voice raises just an octave. "We can't cripple a generation of hunters just to see your name with a pretty letter beside it."
"Then just give me and Izzy the rank we deserve if you're not even gonna make it a competition!"
"And raise questions with the entire student body? I think not."
"This... This is bullshit!" You shout once more, your temper flaring as your arm does something you weren't intending. You threw your gladius. On impact, the podium that the proctor was sitting at is split in two. The blade embeds into the wall behind the proctor.
"...Indeed." The proctor seems to have avoided it.
"Well, Mr. Colorful. I'd say you've made all of the statement you came here for." The proctor removes your weapon from the wall, tossing it to your feet. "We'll take everything that's happened here into consideration. You may continue classes as normal until then."
The nonchalant attitude of the proctor still has your blood boiling, but you suppose you're lucky security hasn't thrown you in prison.
You turn on your heel, walking out, as much malice as you can muster seeping from your body.
Izzy isn't at the doorway anymore. You don't blame her, it's not like she was going to be able to change their minds either.
You guess you want to vent, but you're not sure how.
[] Training room
[] Call Chloe
[] Call Lynnette
[] Call Izzy
[] Look for Mrs. Hickory
[] Cut up the halls
>>1403552
Training room.
Chanel this rage into getting SWOLE so we can just curbstomp everyone in our path to A-rank.
>>1403552
>Call Izzy
We're going to need to talk about this.
>>1403552
Well we're fucked wither way, may as well give them a headache signing the paperwork for getting the halls fixed.
>>1403552
Let's just train.
I mean they can't stop us from using our semblance, so who cares?
>>1403552
Training room.
Message Izzy about where we're at if we can, but it's to channel emotion in gains.
>>1403552
Training room. Might as well take our anger out on some training dummies
>>1403552
Call Chloe.
Speaking with a LOT of experience, nothing cools boiling blood down than getting a serious beating from a girl.
>>1403583
>Chanel
You're mad, but god damn do you smell fab.
>>1403552
Our gladius is only effective because of our semblance, right? Are we going to need a new weapon?
>>1403625
I was hoping no one would catch that.
>>1403552
I bet the don't have to put up with this shit at Beacon
>>1403634
If so, I'm voting for a collapsible quarterstaff/revolver. Because pole-dancing connotations.
>>1403697
My dad works for beactendo.
He says, if you graduate the school. You get to see Glynda's TITS!
>>1403552
I guess I'm the only one that wants to cut up the halls....
>>1403759
John Gamefreak pls go
>>1403552
I kinda want to go the hickory route, we've neglected that fox and we could use some mature, experienced advice on the matter.
>>1403872
That's actually not a bad idea, since Hickory has some serious anger management issues too...
>>1403897
It seems like our semblance won't really matter much soon.
>>1403954
No, that collapsible polearm with all the cool tricks
>>1403552
I change my vote from training room to Hickory.
>>1403552
You drop Izzy's scroll a text saying you'll be in the training room and head there. A casual glance shows your aura sitting at around 235% and dropping steadily.
You enter the training room. This time of night, you've got it to yourself. You grab a dummy, dragging it along with you, drawing your weapon. You make motions to hit it, stopping short each time, as if to prove to yourself you wouldn't make a mistake.
You speed up and a moment later, you hear the telltale riiiip of stuffing pushing out of a nick you made in the dummy.
"Arrrgh, fuck it! What do they know!?" You proceed to mangle the defenseless dummy. It must have been an asshole in a past life.
You pant, staring at the strips of dummy on the floor. "It isn't fair god damnit."
"Rough night?" An older male voice asks.
You glance up. Dude's way too old for the academy. He's gone grey at the sides.
"I don't need your words of wisdom, dude. Just leave me alone."
"Maybe not, but listen anyway." He starts collecting the destroyed bits of dummy, not particularly looking at you. He's only got on one glove. Indoors. Weird fashion statement.
"Hunters have always lived on the line between violence and compassion. Some moreso than others." He doesn't seem to actually be giving a speech to you, but musing to himself.
"It's the job of a soldier to understand where the line is and what violence should be used on."
He dumps the trimmings into a bin.
"Son, I have a proposition for you. Something to maybe help you clear your head a little."
"...What?"
"I'd like you to be a... Bodyguard for a short while. You'll be taking a... valuable individual to Vale's Vytal festival. You'll be coming home once they land safely."
"...That seems like a weird offer."
"It's an offer nonetheless. I need people whom I can trust with this... Can I trust you to see the line between violence and compassion?"
[] Y
[] N
*throb*
>>1403954
I think he means the one two threads ago. It was like a halberd sort of thing.
>Changed votes
Fuck 1mbps, I even had a fun thing percolating.
Are we going Hickory Dickory Dock? I'm gonna retabulate the votes.
>>1403970
This thing?
We should go make our own school with Black jack and hookers.
>>1403977
Yes
>>1404004
Yeah, that.
>>1403977
RETSU GO.
That's a yes.
>>1404000
Nah, that was too late with posting delay. Just go with what we have.
>>1403977
>Yes
Make sure we let Izzy know we're going to be gone, though. If she still cares at any rate.
>>1404000
There was only 3 of us, training room and Izzy still probably won
>>1403977
This seems like an awfully big decision. I guess we should go though. Text Chloe, Izzy and Lynette before we leave.
Also can we ask this wise sage about why our aura is above 100%?
Retabulating is hard. Here's a strawpoll since I can make one at the moment.
http://strawpoll.me/6793381
>>1403977
Not without Izzy. Or at least, with someone looking out for her so she somehow can not suck in the exams.
Also, I have a bad feeling this valuable individual might be a bit too...ripped...
We really need to figure out how to not use our semblance by the way.
Wait the slicing through anything semblance is a 24/7 thing?
>>1404072
"Because aura fluctuates based on your emotional state... I guess you're pretty upset."
>>1403977
Can we bring our team?
>>1404113
We don't know how to stop doing it, but possibly. I do wonder why we felt aura drain in the beginning when holding the knife and shovel while we weren't even cutting anything.
>>1404134
We should just always be angry then right? Can we just be ome the hulk and fuck everyone up in a battle if we think about the board of directors and their shit?
>>1404176
I mean if that's your interpretation, you could try that.
>>1404159
>Cut everything
>Fuccboi
>Angst
>First real job is bodyguard work
Todd for Raiden confirmed.
>>1404176
>mfw Izzy asks the proctor to record some things, and whenever Izzy's fighting, he just pops in some earbuds and listens to the proctor and goes fullrage.
>>1403977
"...If I'm going, I'm not gonna go without Izzy. He'd be in the same problem he was last year if I just up and left."
"...You mean Mr. Marius? Yes, he had something similar to say about you."
"...You asked Izzy first? Did you know what I was gonna say?"
"Elderly wisdom comes with benefits." The man gives you what you assume is as close to a smile as that face can make.
"However, you're not the only students I've enlisted. I'm sure you'll all make fast friends. Report to the air strip at 0300, your clothing will be in your room."
"Clothing?"
"If you're going to be a bodyguard, you'll need the right attire." The man makes his way out.
"Wait!" You call. "What's your name?"
"Just call me general. It will keep things professional."
"...Riiight." You watch the man leave. Dude's too broad at the shoulders for an old man. Just ain't right.
[] Call anyone who'll answer
[] Next day
>>1404224
Not my intent, but damn that's actually really funny.
>>1404330
>Next day
Aww sheit, getting hype
>>1404330
Part of me says at least call Izzy.
The other says 0300 is pretty early. Todd should get some rest.
Next Day
>>1404330
What exactly does call anyone mean?
If it means that we let some people (like Lynette or Chloe) know about our new job, that definately this.
If not, next day
>>1404330
Let's call someone.
>>1404330
Call all our friends and tell them what we're doing. Send miss Hickory a text saying ":^)" and leave to the Vytal festival before she can reprimand us.
>>1404330
We guarding Penny or what?
>>1404441
>Send miss Hickory a text saying ":^)"
I can't believe how insanely bad this idea is.
So this, I think that doesn't take too much time before getting some sleep.
>implying we will ever wake up...
>>1404330
"Wonder how they got one in my size so fast..." You muse as you put on a body suit, it's not your favorite color, but you figure you're probably not anything more than a face. One thing of note is that they have a gun for you sitting in the chest. You're also surprised that once you have the armor plates on and fastened, there is a slot inside the thigh that easily accommodates your weapon.
You look yourself over in the mirror, the cameras in the helmet giving you the feeling as if you're not actually wearing a helmet.
"I mean it's not bad... I feel like I could be mistaken for any other mug wearing one of these."
One thing you notice after a few moments of wandering is that your scroll information begins filling your vision. Contacts, apps, everything. Handy.
---
I had a picture, but it kept dropping connection before it posted. It's Atlesian armor. The standard... I think it's purple.
>>1404500
Nah, it's gonna be winter I bet.
>>1404595
I really like the Atlesian battle armor, so I approve.
>>1404595
You head to the elevator. It's far too early for anyone else to be awake. You note that for as heavy as the boots feel, you don't seem to be making much noise as you walk.
"Hello..." Another suit greets you. "Hey." You greet back as you both enter the elevator. You spot Izzy's short ass as soon as the elevator opens. Rather than stay for the riveting lack of conversation the other suit offers, you rush to her. "Izzy! Hey!"
Izzy smiles at you. You can't really read her expression given you're missing 3/4ths of her face, but you assume she's pretty nervous. You extend a fist to her. Instead of Izzy, a tall man with a red suit under his plating clacks knuckles against you.
"Glad someone's in high spirits!" He grins widely at you. "Gotta cap that eventually. Big Blue is hard on professionalism."
"Big... Blue?" You chuckle at the pointlessly familiar nickname that describes probably a fifth of the population of Remnant. In the right circles, Chloe would be a big blue.
"Teeeeen-hut!" Well, that must be Big Blue.
The man in red assumes an unfamiliar pose to you. As do some of the other suits, albeit sloppier.
[] Dick around
[] Keep it serious
>>1404822
Keep it serious.
>>1404822
Keep it serious.
>>1404822
Keep it serious.
We can't fuck it up and get kicked out.
Then who will protect our cinnamon bun?
>>1404822
keep it serious
and also get that fist bump with izzy when possible. stolen fistbumps are a horrible disaster
>>1404822
>Keep it serious
We've got to be on our best behavior
>>1404822
You shift rather effortlessly into line. Posing is your game, after all. You emulate the red soldier's positioning.
A moment as the blue man's back is turned, you offer a fist to Izzy behind Red's back. Clack. Red... Jacked another one? What the fuck? How did he even...
Izzy's expression helps ease the tension of lost taps. She finds the antics amusing. You can tell since her dimple is showing. The helmet is handier by the moment. By looking in the direction, the cameras in the helmet extend your field of vision by shifting the display some. Letting you have a look around without turning your head.
"Now, as I'm sure you all can tell, this is not your average school day. You're here because you've got talents that might be useful. That is the only reason. You're not too smart, too pretty or too good for anything that's going on. The off chance that you've got a use is the only reason I'm letting you set foot on this airship. The uniform you're wearing is earned, not just given. If I see any of you doing anything that would make me think less of the uniform, I will personally see to it that you perform your duties completely nude. Am I understood?"
The concept is not unappealing to you, but you play well with the group, dropping a "Yes sir." in time with everyone else.
"Good! Now then, your objective is simple! You're going to be keeping an eye on one of our rising star students. She's better than you in every way possible and I expect you all to keep that in mind!"
Why would she need bodyguards then?
"That said! She has a tendency to... Wander. You are all tasked with ensuring she does not get lost as well as tending to any request she makes of you." Blue stamps his foot. "That means if she asks you to personally polish her boot with your tongue, there had better be water works!"
You're beginning to think Blue is a fucking tool.
>>1405041
I'm beginning to think anything Blue thinks of as some kind of degrading punishment will be something we've probably done already, and got well paid for...
>>1405041
We should really ask Izzy what providence does when we get the chance by the way. She said that we would figure it out, but our battles haven't exactly been normal.
Also, we rally should text miss hickory ":^)"
>>1405107
I thought it was basically a bonus crit chance?
>>1405107
I think providence is giving us those moments of insanely fast contemplation.
>>1405144
providence
>timely preparation for future eventualities
it's pretty damn cool.
>>1405197
That makes more sense.
>>1405107
>Texting Hickory
You never got her number!
>>1405289
Oh my god.
And we never got her sizes either!
DAAAAAAMN.
>>1405289
Shit. Isn't there some list to contact teachers via email in an emergency or something?
>>1405317
>in an emergency or something?
>:^)
>>1405041
Dear god, it's Red's Semblance
>>1405362
Don't underplay the importance of this issue man. Can we ask Ironwood and say that it's an important matter?
>>1405428
Remember that time she almost murdered us?
>>1405041
We will have to test the boundaries of Reds capabilities.
Like: If we snatches our fistbumps, is he restricted by space or time?
Imagine, he is in Remnant, we're back in Atlas, we try to fistbump Izzy and Red just wooshes over the ocean, essentially dragging spacetime with him because he's so insanely fast it's getting relativistic, he arrives, fist bumps us, essentially kills us with all that momentum and the gravitational waves (ha) surge over Atlas and obliterate it
>>1405041
"E-excuse me..." One suit raises their hand.
"Are you serious right now?" Blue asks. "Put your hand down. What?"
Definitely Chloe lowers her hand dejectedly. "I can't wear my glasses in this helmet... I'm having trouble seeing..."
Blue shakes his head. "Help her." He instructs Red. "The rest of you, come with me." You begin past Red, extending your fist to Iz-Clack. Seriously? You attempt to give Red a look before you remember you can't give a proper expression while wearing this helmet. Damnit.
You board the ship, seeing an... Orange-haired teenage girl sitting politely in a very heavily reinforced chair. She waves at you all as you pass, she clearly wants to speak, but is refraining for some reason or another.
You follow Blue through the airship, arriving at some type of barracks. "This is the only place you may wear anything other than your armor, say anything that isn't following an order and sleep."
"...It's a co-ed area?" Izzy asks.
"Yes. Got a problem with that?"
"N-not at all..."
>>1405460
>Imagine
Seven vaganias?
>>1405452
Can't murder us when we're in Vale.
Wait, I've got an even better idea. We ahould send her letters in which we describe ourselves having furious sex with her while we're in Vale.
My head's just full of fun right now.
>>1405518
She is happily married, and you are a deviant weirdo.
>>1405460
>Red's combat role is a tank and His Semblance allows him to to take blows meant for his allies
>Uses it to jack fistbumps
He's my hero
>>1405549
Not after we're done with her she isn't.
>>1405552
That is cool as shit
>>1405475
Oooh, I imagined this problem would turn up sooner or later.
We need to protect the cinnabon.
The most simple thing I can think of right now is being super socially phobic about how we don't want to undress in front of other people, not even other males.
That way, Izzy having those troubles doesn't seem that weird.
Only problem is, it's not only against our very nature, but Chloe has witnessed us undressing during training...
>>1405475
One thing is killing you. You wander your helmet a bit. "Where is it... Where is it... Aha!" The Atlas directory!
You grin as you look for Mrs. Hickory. Her first name is Valerie? Huh. Valerie Hickory doesn't roll at all... Guess that's why she goes by Mrs. Hickory or Ma'am...
You bring up her contact info and save it to your scroll before sending one short at simple message at FOUR IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING.
[ :^) ]
[ Who is this? ] [ What is that? ] [ Answer me. ]
A few minutes pass.
[ Please respond? ] You begin to suspect Valerie does not get many texts.
>>1405664
Radio silence for a week, then another message
: /\ )
It begins
>>1405664
You can't even fathom how diamonds my dick is right now.
>>1405664
If we keep this up, I'm afraid we might drive Hickory into suicide or something.
Also, why does "Valerie Hickory" sound familiar to me?
>>1405664
I still think this is a bad idea.
>>1405664
[ *grabs ur butt* ]
[ What? Why are you typing with asterisks. You will do no such thing. ]
[ *takes off ur pants* ]
[ Stop this nonsense immediately. Who is this? ]
[ *sticks it in ur butt* ]
[ I said stop this ridiculous nonsense. I will not nor have I ever placed anything in my backside. ]
[ *cumz* ]
[ I don't understand. Please stop whatever it is you are doing. ]
>>1405664
This is great. We can now start to text this to Valerie at inopportune moments, mostly at night, while never saying who we are or anything but :^).
Then when we get back to Atlas we see she's paranoid as hell and wuestioning every student at gunpoint.
>>1405739
Irrevocably terrible idea. But now I'm having fun with it.
>>1405766
Or she was smart enough to connect that strange symbol on her scroll to the strange symbol that connects with the theft of her uniform, and she will kill us.
Slowly. And painfully.
>>1405759
>one day we send two :^)'s instead of one
>she drives herself mad trying to figure out why
>>1405786
...
Welp, forgot about that. Well, now we have to stick to it.
>>1405828
No risk no fun.
>>1405786
Where did we get the uniform again? It wasn't at the graveyard right?
>>1405852
If I remember correctly, it was at the graveyard.
>>1405759
[ :^) ]
Izzy: [ Hey, why are you grinning so much? The officer is explaining the rules of the ship. Are you paying attention? ]
Mr. T: [ No. Will you go over it with me later? ]
Izzy: [ Idiot. ]
-and that is why this airship is the greatest part of the Atlesian fleet. Any questions?" Blue finishes talking. He leaves before anyone has a chance to ask questions.
Well... You didn't pack any spare clothing, so you figure you'll just...
[] Hit the chow hall with Izzy
[] Catch up on sleep
[] Go try to chat up the orange chick
>>1405901
Chat up the orange chick. It's important to make friends who could become allies while we're here
>>1405901
chat up the orange chick, she seemed to want to talk and we're getting paid to do what she wants.
>>1405927
Oh wait shit, my dumb brain forgot that the orange chick was penny.
Change it to chatting with penny.
>>1405927
She is actually a lonely delusional widow, her late husband was the gravekeeper
>>1405956
that became dark really fast
>>1405956
You've seen Mr. Hickory.
>>1405901
Hit the chow hall with Izzy, Orange girl is not real, can not fist
>>1405901
You head down to the drop bay, still in full armor, sitting across from the orange girl. "Uh... Hi." The girl's expression changes from a soft smile to a strained closed-lip smile, waving furiously. "...Can you not talk?"
The girl nods, no less enthusiastic, perhaps moreso that she's communicating with you despite not speaking. She really appears to want to talk. "Are you... Not allowed to say anything?" She shakes her head. You're not certain if that's an answer that no, she can't say anything, or no, she can say some things.
"...Well uh... It's nice to meet you..." You stand up, moving to her to shake her hand.
She grasps your hand with the force of a thousand suns. Her grip is tighter than Lynnette's as she basically flaps you up and down by the noodle that used to be your arm.
>>1406105
Ask her to put her number in your scroll, so you can talk that way.
>>1406105
give her our scroll number, so she can send us texts [spoiler]and we can send her :^)s[/spoiler]
>>1406134
No, those only go to Valerie.
>>1406105
"You want to... Trade scroll numbers? That way, you can write to me. That's not talking."
The orange girls' eyes go wide and you hear her gasp some. The idea never struck her.
[ ¡S-A-L-U-T-A-T-I-O-N-S! :D ] appears over the inside of your helmet enough times to blanket your view.
You stop yourself from attempting to move with the recent loss of your eyesight.
>>1406241
That's the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life.
>>1406241
Alarms begin blaring throughout the ship and a voice comes on the intercom. "Penny! Penny! Hello, but you need to stop sending messages! The pilots can't see!"
In a blue font, [ Sorry. :( ] appears only once.
>>1406241
i know how this story ends, and it rips my heart into pieces
>>1406291
She was sending it to everyone? Tell her to not do that if she wants to talk.
>>1406322
But anon! She wanted to talk to everyone!
>>1406302
Awww, you made me sad.
>>1406343
> :^(
So we've made friends with precious Penny? That's great
>>1406395
Remember kids, Robots don't have rights. Don't feel bad for the future.
>>1406302
>>1406291
You send a response. [ Let's just talk the two of us... How did you send so many messages to everyone anyway? I don't even see your scroll. ]
The orange girl's brow furrows. [ It is my semblance. ] She hiccups.
[ ...Seems like a useful semblance. ]
[ Oh yes. Very useful :) ] She hiccups again.
[ What is your name? ] She asks.
[ Todd Colorful. ]
[ That is a very odd name. ]
[ Sorry my name is odd? ]
[ There is nothing to apologize for. :) ]
[ I was being sarcastic. ]
[ I was not. :) ]
Hoo... This is turning into a... Fun conversation...
[] Make an excuse to get out of here
[] Humor her
>>1406291
I guess she might not have a scroll
Perhaps we can obtain a pen and paper; we're gonna converse with this adorable ball of circuits even if it kills her
>>1406395
I think everybody on Remnant is already friends with Penny, they just don't know it yet
>>1406431
Humor the everliving shit out of her.
>>1406431
>Humor her
Remember guys, do it for her.
>>1406431
>Humor her
She needs all the happy she can get
>>1406431
Let's humor her
