63rd Express Games.
day eight
>>135130
there's today's quota
>>135170
From the supersonic hightech 2015 microwave store, dummy.
>>135175
>I am too just forget it
So uh, the weather's nice.
>>135182
You bastard!
>>135174
That's awful...
>>135180
I'm counting that noose's win as my win.
>>135180
I am sorry that our hike was not up to your standards.
I will deliver your remains to your homeland myself, so you may depart from this world dignified.
I need ideas on what to masturbate to
Anyone got a fetish I should check out?
>inb4 gross shit
>>135167
But I heard. "Listens to Shit music"
>pulls out an AK12
I am also the Leader of the Soviet Union
>>135088
Dobroy nochi.
>>135174
Oh.
>>135204
gross shit
>>135204
gay furry porn
>>135180
RIP Spy
>>135204
Jerk it to me, anon
>>135204
Shion's foot fetish folder.
>>135204
sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>135198
I'm sorry, I just don't go to supersonic hightech microwaves stores, that often.
>>135215
Rest in peace, the both of you.
>>135215
Get ready, because one of you two is about to become the next winner.
Spectators, place your bets now.
>>135198
That's some aweful small talk
>>135200
I'm sure you have it worse...
>>135204
http://www.doujin-moe.us/jvesutrd
youre welcome anon
>>135204
bondage
>>135146
I have to eat at least once a month before starvation kicks in. I avoided feeding on humans back in Tokyo, so i could keep just a bit of the humanity i used to have...
>>135167
And you expect me to believe such bullshit? That's like saying if i pick a scarf i will get super powers or something.
>>135230
Good luck, Mirai! Let's give it our all!
>>135230
Fuckin' rigged.
>>135230
F Stocking
>>135238
...
>>135230
>I died
Is this what it feels like to get blue balled?
>>135243
>vacuum bed folder
I need this plz
>>135230
F stocking, in multiple contexts
>>135230
Mirai has this. You can do it, best senran!
>>135230
Mirai
>>135248
At least we die together.
>>135244
Hey, no swearing at the teacher. That'll get you 60 days in the dungeon if you do that again.
>>135227
You should go more often. They have a nice selection. I recommend the Ekaflooc brand.
>>135231
You go first then, Mr. Standards.
>>135254
I fucked up Stocking!
Forgive me!
>>135230
>>135254
That's what it feels like to get the side effect.
>>135264
Maybe one day, but I'm still needed here...I think.
>>135230
FINALE!
>>135248
>Shia La Dangan won the 51st Express Games
>>135272
>>135254
You just got sniped.
>>135267
and say what?
>>135277
Well played, I'm happy to have completed your win.
Congratulations, Mirai!
Thank you so very much for hosting.
>>135267
What is a Ekaflooc?
>>135256
I don't actually have it you deviant
tets
>>135276
Needed to be the punching bag of every worthless being around here.
>>135277
>Could you link that wincard, I don't have it saved
>>135280
>not 1080 no-scoped
>git gud
>>135277
Congratulations, Mirai.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>135277
Congratulations...
>>135277
Hell yeah! Congratulations, Mirai.
Thanks for the host, Mokou, and for the swap earlier!
>>135277
Daijoubu!?
>>135294
I'm pretty sure you're the only one that thinks that way, MR. Gungun.
>>135277
Congratulations Mirai! You are our sixty third winner!
>>135290
nooooooooooo
my hopes and dreams are dead
>>135287
"Miss Erica. I looooove youuuuuu~"
come on, say it!! you don't need to bottle up your feelings anymore, you can do it Yuki.
>>135265
The dungeon? As if such thing would scare me. I could crush anything that crawls inside it.
>>135262
Hi comrade!
>>135277
Good job Mirai
>>135308
That sucks
Maybe you should go to bed
:^)
>>135306
Placements and kills
first 69
>>135234
N-not really. I'm in a much better place now...
>>135289
I told you, a brand. Top of the line microwave.
>>135287
I dunno. Make something up.
>>135312
Or that. Heehee.
>>135297
>not even sponsored by Doritos
>>135277
>>135306
Congrats Mirai, and thanks for the game host.
Goodnight everyone
>>135277
Congratulations little ninja.
Thank you for you game, Mokou.
>>135313
Except me. You cannot kill me. You're not ready to kill me just yet.
>>135298
I heard you may need a host
>>135318
Thanks for participating. Enjoy your moment of zen.
>>135328
I don't know about me specifically, but we might need one, yeah.
>>135328
No, please no 2 hour game in which we'll all starve off of boredom.
>>135304
>>135318
>4th place
Good enough,
Not as sweet as 1st would have been,
but whatever.
>>135297
>I'm bad at shooting.
>>135318
Thanks for hosting once again, mom.
>>135306
Congratulations, superninja.
>>135320
That's great to hear.
>>135323
>not even having sunglasses
I had a fun time while I was here tonight, but now I need to go. Farewell, everyone! Stay safe.
>>135317
Nep stop lurking you :^)
>>135324
Hm. Night.
>>135318
ISIS 8 kills.
>>135348
See you later.
>>135312
No, I'm not a cheater
>>135321
So ahh... how was your day?
no I won't say that
>>135321
Well, I don't use a microwave much so I wouldn't know
>Simon takes first bite of the sub
>>135339
fuck off
>>135338
It's going in the bucket with my other
wins!
>>135341
Nope~!
>>135318
thanks for hosting!
>>135315
Aayyy, Premier! How are the games going for you since I left?
>>135348
Bye, Noodle.
>>135347
>who needs sunglasses when you are as smug as me
>>135348
Bye.
>>135367
How about no
>>135344
I guess it is...
>>135321
I couldn't have been the first time someones confessed to you~
>>135362
Aw, come on! Say it! Say it! Say it!
Oh, and my day was fine.
Say it!
>>135366
So, how is it?
>>135368
Better?
>>135244
Is there any particular kind of person you prefer to consume, or are you not that picky?
>>135389
It*
>>135394
Why not make it cute or incredibly handsome?
>>135392
No. I can't do that. Now stop that.
>>135379
fuck you
muh 2 hour long game if you're not happy then fuck off
>>135370
KEBAB ATTACKING WORLD! FRANCE IS IN DANGER!
Take it away, Dealer
>>135411
kill yourself white knight fag
>>135392
Tastes a bit weird but I guess its fine, also what did you put in it?
>>135411
Or let someone who can do what he does in 2 hours do it in 45 minutes. Nobody wants to wait 2 hours for someone to finish a game when we're still in primetime.
>>135404
Isn't it already incredibly handsome?
>>135418
Mokou a cute
>>135324
Goodnight.
>>135327
Not if you don't give me a reason first.
>>135348
Take care.
>>135401
In here? Anyone who get's in my way while fighting in the arena. But i'm free to chose if i leave the body a lone, or get my way with it...
>>135411
>full lower case
Hey dealer.
>>135418
Mokou a cancer.
>>135387
You should probably take your own advice. This is who you are now, and if people can't accept that, it's their problem. Be happy with you.
>>135426
No. It's incredibly ugly.
very well
if someone else host for now that would be grand
>>135389
Of course not, you goose!
>>135408
Why not~
>>135423
The usual. Turkey, ham, cheese, lettuce, some semen, tomatoes, and healthy white bread.
Boycott Dealer's game
>>135436
just like youuu~
>>135429
I didn't know crazy people needed a reason to kill.
>>135404
Okay this is as far i can go!
>>135436
Picky picky picky child. Come now hun I am sure it looks just fine.
>>135440
Why bother? You'll just circlejerk your way out of boredom and ignore the game anyway.
>>135439
You know why not
>>135443
soulja boy
>>135425
>approaching midnight
>euros going to sleep
>primetime
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
___is the worst host
there is only one correct answer and its not Dealer or Mokou
>>135443
>>135448
Hella gross! Change it right away!
>>135449
No way mom, people are gonna make fun of me at school if I look like that!
>>135440
Why? What did he do.
>>135457
Asuka
>>135438
Don't let them get you down, Dealer. We'd be honoured to play your game.
>>135413
I heard! That's horrible, all those poor souls lost.
>>135439
Semen?
>spits some sub out
>>135457
Baron
>>135443
Hey! Don't say that, I don't think he's ugly~
>>135439
I don't think he deserves a girl as great as you, Erica.
>>135456
>5/6am in europe
>midnight on a friday night
Yep it's still primetime
>>135457
Hoshi
>>135457
Yuno.
>>135457
me, anon host of hoshi games
>>135457
Me. Only hosted 2 games, and they were default and a stolen one.
>>135465
Drive safe
>>135445
As i said before, i don't kill for the same reasons a normal human would. I'm a Ghoul, if i don't kill and feed on humans i would die...
That's why i'm destined to be alone in this place...
>>135435
I never though of it that way...
>>135477
Drive safe
>>135457
Baron
>>135431
I would never hide my opinions under anon
>>135457
Clearly it is me since im the only host who gets complaints
Now is there ANYONE ELSE who would want to host? If not then im afraid we have no Dam choice
>>135429
I was thinking more of outside the arena, really.
>>135457
Adachi
>>135465
Talk for yourself faggot,Dealers games are a shit
>>135480
____ is the biggest faggot of /hga/
>>135466
A moment of silence for the loves lost and to honor the GIGN. Servitas Vitae...
>>135467
RUN!
>>135452
Boooo.
..just once?
>>135457
Me.
>>135467
What, you don't like it? It gives some flavor. I added it just for you~
>>135469
You're too kind~
>>135489
Dealer you're a fine host they're just shitposting.
go ahead and do one but if you keep stalling they're going to have more to shitpost about
>>135462
Well screw you!
>>135480
>zones out
I'm sorry, what was that Ken? I kind of got distracted there.
>>135489
just go ahead
>>135495
Baron Blade
>>135495
Anon
>>135449
This must be the best Nep character ever. Screw generic cute girls, gay robots all the way!
>>135495
I can tell you who's not.
>>135462
Oh dear you need not worry about that. I can just hack their phones and put ....less then appropriate pictures on it and get them sent away~.
>>135495
Obviously me... unless you count trip fags
>>135495
King Knight
>>135495
Every fucking anon that speaks shit about people!
>>135498
>>135495
Drive safe.
>>135488
I-I'm not ugly!
>>135505
Now this is something I can jerk it too~! Thank you anon!
.
http://strawpoll.me/6000776
>>135514
oh god the irony
>>135495
Jesus
>>135501
Where did you get the semen?! and why just for me?!
>>135514
Can you?
>>135485
You should. No matter what, you're still a human, deserving of everything.
>>135515
>Anony
Thank god you pucked him up
>>135495
SOPHISTO
O
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I
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T
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>>135514
well do go on senpai
>>135501
N-no. Even once is being unfaithful
>>135501
Why? How does that make more flavor?
>>135490
...Oh. I'm not dumb enough to attempt to kill someone outside of the Arena. I might be a monster but i have my own manners. I was human once after all.
>>135494
...Roromiya was it? Good evening.
>>135506
...Where you listening to me? i said... tch.
>>135527
Nothing ironic about it.
>>135530
Yes. I'm not gay, therefore: I can't be the biggest faggot.
>>135515
Really mom? Could you do that to Gundam? I want him to rot in jail for a long time.
>>135532
picked*
>>135508
>>135503
Im going to wait until its more in the dead hours. my apologies.
just someone else host for now.
>>135519
This aint and shouldent be a hugbox Jontron.
>>135518
>Littlefuck
>>135514
It isn't Fox that's for sure.
10/10 mate
>>135550
Wrong.
>>135546
Thanks, just woke up, should've spell checked
>>135542
no the irony is that you're a huge faggot
>>135551
See, this guy gets it. He knows a straight man when he sees one.
>>135519
Then the place your looking for is /Hga/
>>135521
Rest in peace people of France. And thank you GIGN operators that tried to save as many lives as they can. You will be honored.
>>135541
Look Ken, I know you're some kind of demon seed, but it's plain as day that I'm stronger than you.
>>135519
this
>>135549
Ooh internet bully hurt muh efeewings. Can't just step away from computer
Then do we have a host?
>>135532
>best console girl, and thank you.
>>135513
Oh anon sweety you are too kind.
>>135544
Probably hun. Does he carry a phone on him?
>>135556
But I'm not gay.
>>135549
DO IT JUST
DO IT
>>135550
No you, yosgay
What's going on in this thread?
>>135537
Unfaithful?
Did you finally land some lucky girl, Yukine?
>>135571
Says the faggot.
>>135569
If there is no one else you can go ahead mom. This is why you are best.
>>135576
Oh fuck it's Billy Joel as a dog.
>>135541
Yes, hi
>>135576
GOD DAMN
THAT WHIP BEHIND THE DOG LOOKS SWEET AF
Boycott Mokou's game
>shitposts about joseph joestar
>>135570
Totally. He's on of those guys that would carry around a pink phone with animal keychains on it.
>>135541
Very well. I hope you'll forgive that line of questioning, but it's the type of thing I like to know.
>>135542
*crosses arms*
>>135529
I have my sources. And I added it because you're such a cool guy! Good subs for good people, that's my motto.
>>135537
It's just words. It doesn't even have to mean anything, I just want to hear it~
>>135540
Because it's such a good taste!
>shitposts about Jo's gf
>>135578
I have for a while, but she's not around much
>>135593
IM POPULAR NOW
>>135583
I'm sure not everyone wants to play my game twice in a row
That's why I'm asking
>>135581
I'm not gay. I have a calendar with naked ladies on it... At home.
Boycott every game.
>shitposts about yukine
>>135601
To you...
>eye starts to twitch
>shitposts about anon
>>135602
>>135604
WE'RE POPULAR NOW
>>135604
>shitposts more to counter the shitty shitposting done by JoJo the shitposter
>>135598
It's the truth.
>>135604
WELCOME TO THE CLUB, JOEY!
>>135601
Of course they mean something
>>135593
>no one will ever shitpost about my ava
>>135607
We just need a host who is capable Mokou. Go ahead, you're fine
>>135619
No! My one weakness!!
>>135621
I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR THIS
>>135601
1. what sources?
2. I'm not a cool guy, I'm a calm guy.
>tfw everybofy shitposts about your ava
Circlejerkers are bad and should feel bad.
>>135623
>shitposts about your ava
>>135609
woah dude i had no idea what we were dealing with you must be the straightest guy here
>>135629
>shitposts more in order for JoJo to crumble
>>135603
>Bonks on head
So who is it? Tell me!
My little Yukine's growing up and bagging trim, I love it~
>>135607
Please do, Mokou.
>>135613
I can't make a joke off of this. Damnit!
>>135631
>tfw everybody only shitposts about your ava in relation to another person's ava
>>135594
Ah I believe I know who you are on about. He seems to keep pictures of fuzzy animals in his phone. Perhaps bestiality would be a fitting fate for him dear?
>>135607
Go for it if you really want girl friend!
>>135549
I'm just tired of people complaining
about how shit things are, this is has become
a freaking kindergarden!
>>135564
Eat my cancer!
>>135638
Can't... Take it...
>Crumbles
Garry gives this wierd af vibe that creeps the hell out of me
like i think he is probably buffalo bill irl
>>135604
>>135617
Can I be popular too!?
>>135637
Yeah... That's what I thought.
>>135646
>rei
>>135643
Golly jee mom, when did you get so cool and down to earth?
>>135645
Hah I win, suck on that JoJo, where's your stand now?
>>135639
Don't do that... and I've been with Laura for a month or so...
>shitposts about king knight, hoshi, joestar, yukine, rei, adachi, yuno, junko, chiaki, matoi, nonon, karen, araragi, rin, yosuke, raven, hazama, big boss, ocelot, all the neps, fox, littlefinger, brook, and souda
>>135644
Has*
>>135657
I don't have one yet...
>>135567
god no. plenty dont want me to host right now. so i wont.
Youre insane if you genuinely believe i would feel hurt by such weaksauce shitposts. just theres an element of truth hidden in them that i cannot deny. shitpost or not theres people unhappy with the state of my games enough that they dont want it at all.
>>135661
Have you no shame?
>>135661
>last on the list
That's what hurts the most
