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>>1281492
>>1285547
Birthdayfuji reporting in!~
Fisto bzzzt reporting for duty!
I am for your pleasure
>>1285553
Birthday? Well congratulations.
>>1285553
Happy birthday, Yoshika-chan.
>>1285506
>>1285518
Fuck.
>>1285513
Yes. You tried flirting with me and it didn't work
>>1285553
Happy birthday Miya!
>>1285560
With a hand that trembles to greatly, it's no wonder you have an issue with pleasing men.
I'm surprised that spoon didn't go limp yet.
>>1285547
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>>1285553
Hopefully you get lots of birthday cocks
How big do you want the dildo
>>1285560
That's like 90% of the people I flirt with
It's okay Mage I know who you are now. If you such a dom it'd never work anyways
>>1285556
Is that so mercer, surely you wanted be wanting to lewd someone here when you already have maria. What kind of pervert would betray his own waifu like that?
I am incredibly horny but I also feel like vomiting.
what
>>1285528
I'll try my best not to let you down anon!
But for now I'm going to go sleep.
Please don't get too excited for me.
>>1285569
I have no idea what you are talking about clown.
>>1285579
Ah, alright! Sleep well then~ Well, I await your return tomorrow!
>>1285569
>Mage
How did you know?.. Or is it because me and Mage look really alike?
>>1285565
I use my other characters to please anons here; it's just that no one realises it.
>Last time I ERP'd on thread I jerked off an anon and drank his cum in my coffee just a few nights ago
>>1285556
Thanks Mercer.~
>>1285558
Thanks.. Lynanon?~
>>1285563
Thank you umm Kasane Teto anon fan!~
>>1285569
I'd rather get lots of cake today and people having fun here.~
>>1285589
To be honest you mentioned quite often being Mage as a Tobii, or well it came out like that when you picked her up.
>>1285594
Yep, you guessed correctly!
>>1285589
Trust me I know, but no you look nothing the same.
I don't play with everyone without knowing a few things, plus it's not like we haven't lewded before, not that you'd know, fu fu fu.
>>1285594
So what color do you want it, purple, blue, green, red, or black?
>>1285582
Is that so, then I guess you don't want me to help you with your problem, only someone who will beg for me to touch their filthy cock is worthy of my time.
>>1285553
>raises coffee cup
Cheers.
>>1285594
N-no
I'm Teto!
(I'm just starting with the character today! I thought it was kind of cute how that anon has been begging for her like a lost puppy.)
>>1285594
Oh, I did? I didn't even remember; I guess that's my bad~ I've been so absent-minded recently that I keep forgetting these things, you'll have to excuse me. Happy brithday anyway!!
>>1285599
I've barely lewded here -- the only times I have lewded someone is when I made them bark like a dog, forced them to masturbate or I rubbed them off and made them shy as I forced them to watch me drink their cum.
...
...
W-wow, I am cruel, aren't I?
>>1285600
C-coffee?
>Coffee Captcha
>>1285599
I defínitely don't need help for that. I can do it all fine myself!
>>1285608
I may be one of those people~
I get around quite a bit hun.
No we haven't though, as much as I love femdom despite being a huge dom myself, I still generally have limits to how much of a submissive slut I'll be. I'll find a way to work on you without you knowing it. So be careful~
I'm tired ignore half everything I say
>>1285609
Oh you can do it yourself, then pull out that cock of yours and show me you can. Start stroking it in front of all of these anons and put a show on for them.
>>1285608
>teasingly sips from cup with mischief in his eyes
>>1285598
Hihi, not many call me by Yoshika, since I haven't said it here often so I suspected it was you knowing the show. How have you been?
>>1285600
Thanks action cuddler!~
>>1285603
Ahh, I was a bit confused of what came of that. Welcome to the roster then!
(That he was!)
>>1285608
Thanks Tobii, I'd drink your made coffee today if I could.~
>(Brithday.)
>>1285617
My pleasure!
>He starts to unzip his pants, revealing a flaccid cock and starts stroking it gently
>kasane teto fag
If I ERPed, my dick would be harder than diamonds right now.
>>1285623
I've been quite good, though haven't had too much time to relax or lurk threads lately.
Yourself?
>>1285625
I called dibs.
>>1285620
May.. May I have some?
>>1285617
Maybe; I don't really care who actually flirts with me and stuff
ᵁᶰᶫᵉˢˢ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᶦᵗᵗʸ ʳᵒᵇᵒᵗ
But I don't normally ERP here anyway. If you want me to dom ya', just catch me in a good mood as anon <3
>>1285623
Yes, Brithday. That's what we call it in britain; Brit H Day! We celebrate lewdness! Quickly, get naked to honour our tradition!!
>>1285624
I-it's happening...
>>1285630
I will just to say I've lewded you, since ultimately that my goal is just to lewd everyone once.
So I'll find some time I see you posted I'll do that.
>>1285624
Oh so your are still flacid? Maybe you need more than just your hand.
>She goes to a near by drawer and pull out a large vibrator and turns it on, buzzing in her hand.
>>1285630
Yes, you may.
>places a cup in front of you
>>1285637
Sure, if that's what helps you sleep at night -- but I guess you're fine with a fake collection, too <3
>>1285639
Tobiichi quickly snatches the cup, giggling softly as she downs it all at once, before staring back at the anon
Ah.. uh.. I seem to have got a little too excited and drank it all, sorrryy~
>>1285630
Please assume the position!
>>1285644
A fake collection, what am i collecting hun?
>>1285632
Looks like someone has been waiting for this.....
>>1285637
>As he keeps stroking his cock that is getting slighty harder, he watches her holds the vibrator in her hand
What are you doing with that thing?
>>1285626
Aww, you've been busied with work as well?
I've gotten some fantastic art deliveries today to me I had requested earlier. I'm already so happy for today.~ The nuances of other real life problems are something no one wants to hear, so I keep them out of here.
>>1285630
T-that's not what Lynne-chan told me about Britain! Nice try, but you're not fooling me.
>>1285644
Don't worry.
>refills your cup
I take it it's been a while.
>>1285650
Me I'm not doing anything you are the one who is putting on a shoe tonight by your lonesome, you said you could take care of it right?
>Taping the base of the vibrator down to a chair with it left on, letting it stand erect as it loudly shakes the chair
Now go on you are going to sit on this while stroking your cock for all of us.
>>1285648
W-.. what position?
>>1285649
Lewds and cum, duh. What else would it be? Also it's "Tobiichi", not "Hun". Though, if you're good; I'll let you serve me coffee and call me Master
>Tobiichi says this jokingly, letting off a little giggle
>>1285651
That's because Lynne is keeping it a secret from you, she doesn't think you're old enough! She doesn't think you can do adult things, prove her wrong!
>Tobiichi begins to shamelessly chant "strip" over and over as if she was at a football game.
>>1285664
Yes. I've actually been quitting coffee and.. well; I really need that nice coffee taste in my mouth
>She joyfully downs another cup, smiling pleasently to the taste finally being placed back into her mouth
>>1285651
Not so much work stuff, family issues more than anything.
Well anyway I have some free time now so I might as well make the most of it and put everything else out of my mind and have fun.
>>1285688
I am programmed for your pleasure!
Please assume the position!
>>1285671
Guh....
>He looks at the vibrating chair and back to clown
You expect me to sit on that?
>>1285688
I know that deal. I've been trying to quit these.
>unwraps lollipop
Unsuccessfully. Care for another cup?
>>1285702
I am diamonds.
>>1285671
>shoe
That was suppose to be show
>>1285688
Oh if I'm good, surely you weren't going to bully an innocent clown. So Tobiichi I'm ClownPiece though you can just call me Piece. What make you think I'd want to serve you coffee?
>Staring across the girls body, surprised by the fact she seemed to have confidence unlike her usual guest.
>>1285702
Of course, you are probably well versed in these sort of ordeals or am I wrong? Either way you are to take it all inside of you, I don't expect to see it at all when it forces its way into you as you sit down on the chair.
>Not letting up, a grin widening on her face of almost a sadistic nature. Waiting to see the man admit to himself how much he really wanted a cock filling him up
>>1285688
Lynne is not sort of person! And besides she's my age.
>>1285691
Aw, I can't relate at all to those since I only have brother left and we're on good terms always. Best of strength to you.
And now, that sounds good!~
>>1285705
Are you enjoying yourself?
>>1285712
Ugh.... Fine....
>He walk over to the chair with his cock half-erect and looks at the vibrating chair for a while before finally deciding to sit down.
>The vibrator were slowly entering his ass and it made him let out a light groan
>>1285727
>rubs bulge in pants
Maybe.
It got awfully weird in here with guys sitting on vibrators, I'm getting out of here.
>>1285720
Lynne's breasts are am obvious target so it's only natural to be drawn to them.
>>1285727
Oh you're doing good so far hun, I can even see your pathetic cock starting to get erect. So this is what you wanted wasn't it, want your ass to be filled as everyone watches you embarrass yourself.
>She pulls out a camera, and starts to film you, moving to the side as she watches the vibrator slowly sink inside you.
>>1285732
No maybe here.... I know you are.
>>1285746
>As he starts to feel the vibrator stirring things up in his rectum, his cock went fully erect and he continue to stroke himself further
Shut up.... And put that camera away! Or i'll remove myself...
>>1285759
Remove it myself*
>>1285759
Yes. Yes I am.
>unzips pants and pulls out his own hard cock
>>1285759
Oh really, look at your cock its already so hard, you enjoy this don't you
Humiliating yourself in front of others, just admit it. Admit you are just a dog who wants nothing more than to be degraded and treated like filth until he cums
>She slowly circles around, you showing off all sides of your body, stoping as your cock as she watches you play with yourself even more.
Plus you wouldn't want to remove yourself anyways, no matter how much you resist we both know you are loving every moment of this.
I think you should suck that mans cock too while doing this, surely your mouth is still available since all you are doing is spouting leis after all
(>tfw your router glitches out, sorry for slow replies)
>>1285700
'Eh? I.. uh.. am confused
>>1285703
Ah, please do anon!
>>1285712
Aah, well, we would come to a little agreement of course~ You serve me coffee, I jack you off and make your cum my coffee's cream~ Fair trade, no?
>>1285720
W-well I tried..!
>>1285780
Oh my. That looks really hard. You should fix that.
>>1285787
....I am not even close to being a dog!
And what makes you think i wanna suck his dirty cock huh?
>Even though he felt it was wrong to continue he couldn't stop himself from touching his cock and moan slightly in pleasure
>>1285802
That seems like a rather fine agreement as it appears both of us have something to gain, since you appear to drink quite a bit of coffee.
>>1285806
Oh really now you don't think you want to, how do you know his cock is dirty, you'll have to taste it and find out first
Already having a vibrator in your ass and already looking to have one in your mouth as well, you are a sorry excuse for a man if I ever seen one.
>>1285780
>Dragging the anon along, she pushed him in front of mercer
Now use this toy however you want, I'm sure it will only make him cum even harder being used like this.
>>1285802
>pours coffee in to your cup
You're really sucking that down.
>sucks on lollipop
>>1285806
Fix it for him.
>>1285819
Oh don't you think you are just gonna watch!
Atleast not yet!
>>1285825
......
>>1285819
>he slowly stroked his cock while he lovingly caressed Mercer's cheek. He rested his dick near Mercer's mouth.
You heard the lady.
>>1285819
Indeed, but my main goal is to mix my coffee with the highest quality of alpha dark elf sperm.
>>1285821
>Every time the lolipop anon serves me coffee, I down it all in one; no matter how hot or cold, weak or strong it is.
Ah, I'm glad anons like you exist.. <3 You're so kind, I love when you gimme' coffee!~
>>1285845
Hey wait a second!
>He looks at the anons cock that were resting against his mouth
>The vibrating made him moan once again causing him to let the anons cock to enter his mouth
>>1285840
Oh thats exactly my goal, you think you deserve me touching your disgusting body, thats a laughable concept. Now here is your reward this anons cock to suck on I wonder how long you will last pleasing yourself this much
>>1285846
Oh well then I'll just have to be a substitute in the mean time, I hope the quality is good enough to please you. I'll try to keep up with your demands
>>1285858
>Cumshots all over eyes
Sorry, I misfuckulated my coordinates
>>1285846
That's just the way I am. I'm glad you like my coffee.
>smiles
>>1285858
Aah, now that's more like it~ Next time I grab a coffee and you're here, I'll just rip your pants off and jerk you off then. Easy enough? If not, too bad; you already signed the contract!
>>1285876
>Smiles back, giggling as I give the anon a big ol' snuggle <3
Yay, thanks Lolipop anon~
>>1285855
>he managed to slip his cock in Mercer's mouth as he moaned from the vibrator. He shifted his hand from his face to the top of his head. He slowed worked his cock in his mouth as Mercer stroked his own.
>>1285889
>>1285858
>>1285855
Im sorry to break it to you guys but that's pretty gay m8
>>1285881
Oh the contract means you have first rights over my semen no matter what? That's a rather aggressive contract. Though I doubt I'd deny you of such a pleasure so feel free to use me as a creamer dispenser when need be.
>>1285889
Oh you are so good at taking what oyu want anon, make sure to force it deep in his mouth, have him choke and gag on it.
>Bringing the camera close to mercers mouth as she watched the anon pound away as mercers face
>>1285889
>Mercer
>>1285858
Who mentioned you letting touch me?
>Blackness envelops his left arm as he extends it to grab you and pulls you towards him
>>1285889
>He felt the lenght going inside his mouth and gagged a little and he was starting to leak precum from his own as he continued to stroke it while the vibrator were doing its work
>>1285892
Well, not exactly.
It just means I do as I wish with you; but you really would not be against that now, would you? Of course not~ So don't worry about the details and just let me do my thing when I wish, 'kay?~
Hey guys, how's it going?
Why are people always having sex here?
>>1285921
>He didn't seem to care at this point, he seemed to be too focused on stroking his own cock that was nearing its limit
>He did moan even more and had his eyes shut
>>1285938
This is secretly a brothel. But no one gets paid or is paying so it's a pretty shitty one.
>>1285938
Damn, you're cute.
>>1285930
I want to bukkake all over your face
>>1285940
>He took hold of the back of your head and began to throat fuck you harder.
You're loving this, aren't you? Being used like a dirty little slut. Just like the Clown said.
>>1285938
Nice ass.
>fondles your buttocks
>>1285955
>He felt his cock pounding his throat harder and harder
>He would say something in complainment, but he wasn't able to speak
>His own cock here feeling extremely good, and i didn't last very long till his orgasm sended him over the edge and cum started to spurt all over from his cock
>>1285972
Were feeling*
>>1285968
>She leaps back in surprise as she feels your hand squeeze through the fabric of her pants
WHO ARE YOU AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
>>1285972
>He breathed harder as he felt the pressure buiding within him. It felt good but like all things it had to come to an end. The end came when he stiffened up and ejaculated in his throat. He held his head tight as rope after rope made it's way down his throat
>>1285950
Ah.. uh.. Anon, that's lewd
>>1285958
Ah, no problem <3
-- Anon who said you was cute
>>1285987
>As cum started to pour down his throat, he coughed and made a few gurgling noises
>he was disgusted by the taste of it but couldn't move himself away, so he had to take every drop
>>1285984
Just checking out the merchandise. Very nice.
>>1285998
>He finally managed to catch his breath before slowly pulled his cock out of his mouth.
That was a pretty good twist on things.
>pulls out a lolipop
I'm usually the slut in this situation. We'll have to do this again sometime.
>>1286017
You're assets.
>smack you on your ass
Look at the jello jiggle!
>>1286021
Stop that, my ass is toned and not yours to smack!
>>1286018
>He started to move up from the chair and away from the vibrator
>He got his pants back on and lighted a cigarette
I'm going to fuck that clown in more than just one way. And you're going to help me.... But that will have to wait for another time... And don't you ever call me a slut again. You were lucky because she took advantage of me.
>But was he really that disgusted by it though? Who knows
>>1286021
Now w-why are you groping me, anyway?
>>1286033
Sorry about that. I just kiss it and make it feel better.
>quickly pulls your pants down and places his lips against the reddened flesh where he smacked your ass.
>>1285958
Mercer is exploring is sexuality right now.
>>1286077
tfw he got facefucked by the lolipop boy
>>1286069
It's all the rage in Japan.
>>1286077
>>1286086
....
Whatever happens, I call dibs on Teto.
>>1286113
Gender fluid.
>>1286113
>runs away knowing that you have no chance of catching him with your pants down
>>1286017
'Eeeeh? Hardly!~ (Sorry for slow reply)
>>1286113
Asexual
>>1286180
Ah, of course not! Your butt-- I mean your body is amazing, cutie!~ <3
>Tobiichi hides the fact she's actually just been staring at her body all this time
>>1286199
Really? I mean, all I do is sport and some running, it's really not impressive.
(tfw your groper doesn't even get to the good part before abandoning you, like all men in life)
>>1286237
>Tobiichi giggles and walks up to you, winking
What are you talking about? I like it anyway..~~ <3
>She then takes the liberty of groping at your ass, sliding her hand down your pants to get a nice feel.
(Kek)
>>1286252
...what are you doing?
Noa tries her best to keep her composure and not make an unnecessary scene
>>1286273
>Tobiichi lets off a soft sigh, smiling softly as her hand dances around her ass -- before she lets go
I was just confirming if you had a nice ass or not~ I guess that anon was too silly to notice! <3
>>1286323
Of course you were.
...and?
>>1286544
You have a great ass, good job!
>Gives you a thumbs up, grinning widely
>>1286567
Thanks. I think. Well, I now officially have a great ass.
(and nobody to use it)
>>1286237
>>1286544
>Patlabor
Nice taste you have there.
>>1286578
These are ded hours. Try again in a few when it gets more lively.
>>1286605
Well hello Rize. Didn't expect you to see you here.
>>1286578
>Gives you the Tobiichi-approved stamp to confirm your nice ass.
>>1286626
No one did. And please don't mind me, just passing by...
>>1286646
>You made a good choice.
>>1286650
So what exactly do I do with this? I mean, does it go in my wallet like a badge, do I have to present it upon request... Help me out here.
>>1286663
>Oh, is she here now, great.
Hello Rize...
>>1286650
When did we become ants?
>>1286669
It means you get to suck my dick--
.. I'm kidding, it's just so you can get discounts at strip clubs and all sorts of bars. Show them that and they'll understand!.. I.. It's not like I own an illegal sex ring or anything though, just .. well, they'll understand <3
>>1286724
You become ants when I say you're an ant, now let me stand on you!
>>1286736
>(3 KB, 130x80)
Stop
>>1286731
Wait, what's going to happen if I use this?
Doesn't a nice ass seem like something an employee of those places would be more useful with than a customer? I'm very confused.
I also never said anything about an illegal sex ring.
>>1286747
But he said ant..!
>>1286749
Ah.. well, don't worry 'bout it, 'kay? Everything's fine!
>Tobiichi giggled, throwing a blanket over your body
Catch!
>>1286646
>tfw too casual for XCOM
>>1286765
Such a cute widdle bunny.
>>1286646
>'m playing XCOM 2 for as long as I can before collapsing from exhaustion.
My nigga. Midnight lizaunch HYPE
>>1286761
>Noa clumsily swipes at the blanket
Th-this doesn't seem fine!
>>1286765
(It's a game of foresight, risk management and clear thinking in bad situations. It actually helps you hone some useful skills, if I'm a very abstract way. Reboot XCOM is a lot more forgiving than classic 90's X-COM while keeping the same spirit.)
>>1286810
>I'm
In. Thanks autocorrect.
>>1286761
A-anon?
Anybody still in here or are we completely ded?
>>1286934
The latter sounds about right.
>>1286810
Is 2 going to be ballbustingly hard?
>>1286946
Well that makes two of us at least.
>>1286934
Usually ded until evenings lately, and even then it's a lot slower than it used to be.
>>1286947
My understanding is that the entire experience is a deeper and more challenging one, rather than say just ramping up tactical combat difficulty. Not epic dark souls meme difficult unless you crank the setting up but a substantially more challenging game, if that makes any sense.
>>1286954
Turbosluts have been MIA.
>>1286975
I see. Maybe i'll give it a try, thanks.
>>1286985
Probably bored, you can only do what they do so many days in a row before it becomes stale.
That and every so often an avatar finds an anon or another avatar they like enough to spend more time alone with than in the threads
>>1286985
We're seriously lacking in the stocking stuffers at the moment. If you aren't some constant autistic avatarfag in a permanent relationship with another one you seem to be shit out of luck a lot of the time. I also keep getting guys just randomly leaving in the middle of things without even taking the 30 seconds to say so, which is annoying as hell.
>>1286992
Maybe give XCOM:EU/EW a shot first, since 2 builds on it and expects you to have played it.
>>1287000
>If you aren't some constant autistic avatarfag in a permanent relationship with another one
Those are the Toupou posters most of the time. Best course of action is to ignore them. Plenty of anon dicks to go around, just not at this hour.
>>1286995
Every so often? More like every other thread. That's why a lot of anons turned into shitposters.
>>1287023
I dread to ask, but 'Toupou'?
>>1287000
I know the feels when it come to disappearing RPers. Fucking sucks.
>>1287039
Again, it would be far less of an issue if people could spare the time to hammer out 'Sorry, have to go' and click on a few dozen street signs for google rather than leaving somebody wondering for the next 20 minutes about if they're getting another reply.
>>1287058
It really bugs me as well. Often I can only do things late at night, so if someone has to go, by all means, it's alright. But PLEASE do not leave me waiting for 30 minutes to an hour without a word, so I can get some sleep.
Guess who.
>>1287108
'Rigger'?
Also, test where?
>>1287111
Only popping in for now, by the way.
https://bdsmtest.org/ is the test.
Pic related is the definition.
>>1287108
Hint?
>>1287121
I'm afraid to take this for some reason.
This was kind of fun and interesting to do.
g-guess who this is
>>1287285
It's me !
>>1287285
The answer is always Nue.
>>1287285
Mercer.
>>1287294
half-ghost blowjob when
>>1287294
Literally who
>>1287313
Fuck off with your HG memes
>>1287299
>>1287305
i-i already said it was me
>>1287310
After I make some breakfast to cure my hangover !
>>1287313
Lurker who decided to avatar to make my owner happy
>>1287319
>literally who
>HG meme
How new are you?
>>1287324
Is your owner okay with you sucking a strangers cock?
>>1287334
h-he likes it when I humiliate myself like that yes..
>>1287319
Oh shit I've been found out!
>>1287108
Miyafuji
>>1287342
CUTE
>>1287382
It's the farthest thing from cute ! Sush up you
>>1287364
Don't think I've ever seen her do anything relating to bondage
>>1287394
Cute! Cute! Cute! The cutest!
>>1287425
I h-have to go for a little bit now, I don't want my eggs to burn
>Master won't let me cook him breakfast and feed him dinner when he comes home from class
why is life so much suffering ?
>>1287342
>>1287334
This is a fact.
>>1287437
I am so sorry for last night master
I just remembered I posted in these threads last night with my steam asking to be raped and made a vocaroo of me saying peace peace
I need to stop drinking and going to lewd places
>>1287494
Yes you did.
Don't do that.
>>1287510
I'm sorry for being so stupid
>>1287494
Somehow I managed to completely miss that
>>1287531
I used a different avatar !
>>1287494
No you do not. Did you send anyone your small trappy dick?
>>1287442
It's fine.
>>1287522
It's k, drinking's an art not a competition. You'll get better with practice
>>1287548
Of course not I have some restraint ! ** a-and my dick is not small or trappy ! **
>>1287551
I drink a bunch but not often do I drink for 7 hours
>>1287040
So that means most avatars aren't worth your time?
Like I'm in no relationship with someone
I don't try to claim people
I've stated before my goal is just to lewd every avatar at least once.
Most the time its the paparazzi anons who have been trying to start drama.
Plus I'm not saying I write well, I consider it complete shit, but I do write better than some anons so sometimes they want to play with that or the fact I'll offer doing way more kinky shit.
I missed Mercer again... boo
>>1287580
Good to see you, Mary!
>>1287580
You missed it, I forced mercer to have fun with another boy~
He will be here one moment
>>1287580
Or did you now?
>>1287568
Please drink again I want to have a nice session of drunken sex.
>>1287592
>Startled by the sudden appearance she backed up and cupped her mouth to muffle a meep and trembled, her eyes slowly mellowing from the shock
He...hello, Mercer!
>>1287591
How? How did you know? Crazy clown!
>>1287587
Hello, anon. Nice to see you, too!
>>1287603
I am too scared to be lewd in a place like this when I drink, I'm a dummy who has a hard time finishing myself when I'm drunk so I just please more and more people out of frustration and blind lewdness because I end up edging for like 3 hours in a row and I end up doing and saying embarrassing things
>>1287610
Hello Mary. How have you been lately?
>>1287610
Did your net issue get settled? Or is the downtime going to be longer...?
>>1287610
I'm the manager of these threads for reason Mary, I can provide many services including the summoning of people.
>>1287040
Ok, give us the list then.
>>1287627
Then bring me back Lala
>>1287624
Umm... I'm... how have you been?
>>1287626
No, afraid not... I'll be dropping by from my phone, mostly until 4chan unbans my isp, I guess.
>>1287647
Ahh, darn... you consider contacting site administration about it?
>>1287627
Summon Shantae then here and Sorceress.
>>1287642
>doesn't even read my post until clownfag draws attention to it
You're probably high on that list.
>>1287615
"Please more and more people out of frustration and blind lewdness"
I don't see the problem.
>>1287664
Or just recently went through the thread, that's always a thing.
>>1287643
I never met the LaLa poster, I can only summon people who have made a contract with me.
>>1287655
She was here recently was she not, she tends to be asleep around these hours, I still have to work within their schedule. I don't believe I ever talked to her I'll try to in the near future, though I do believe she is just 1 avatar of many of a certain poster.
>>1287647
I have been.... Tired lately. Its nice to see you again. But i'm okay now, atleast now that you are here.
>>1287627
We are going to have a talk later....
>>1287668
I'd like to pretend I have a small shred of dignity left..
>>1287568
It defiantly small and trappy. You have yet to prove otherwise.
>>1287653
>>1287673
Alex...
>She gulped a knot that was stuck in her throat, her cheeks crimsoning
Stop.. stop saying sweet things like that! It's very... distracting?
>>1287653
Huh? I... can do that? Really?
>>1287691
** come on steam **
** I wish trash had spoilers **
>>1287642
Anyone that posts with a 2hu and/or is from HG is solid start imo
>>1287672
Still holding out for the Lala...
>>1287672
Hello, Piece. Thank you for letting me play with Mercer earlier.
>waves at you with his lolipop
>>1287700
I am sorry for posting touhou, would it be better if I changed avatars ?
>>1287692
https://www.4chan.org/contact
Yup!
I'd say maybe try their twitter as well but I don't know how active it is, I did get help from support a couple days after putting in my own mail quite some time back.
>>1287712
No problem if there is ever a time you won't to play with a certain avatar I will generally try to make it possible. Though obviously within slutty limits. I fully plan on making some more accessible with some more purple means
>>1287627
Mizuki and Nue
>>1287713
Play whatever or whoever you like. I judge ERPers based on how they act not who or what they are.
There are others who feel differently.
>>1287713
No it's just that most of the touhou avatars are walking, talking herpes. Be the exception.
>>1287699
Nope.
>>1287731
I'm biting the bullet and putting off my own Shinoa time tonight for her to have more focus on you
I trust you repay the favor someday...
>>1287742
Literally is owned by 2 others touhou posters, how does this make you feel?
>>1287748
Oh I mean I'm sure she could manage the both of us but the thought is very much appreciated. I'll try to repay in some way.
>>1287692
>He makes that light chuckle when he sees her cheeks flashen red again
How is it distracting?
>>1287731
And then there is this monstrous thing again. What is your purpose here?
>>1287591
>Scrolled up though the thread in shock and... arousal
He... was naughty...
>A starry sparkle filled her eyes, her kneaded lips barely able to contain a stream of squeals that would've shown how very delighted she was of what she'd read
>>1287763
You did another guy? Here I thought you would of did me before doing a guy.
>>1287756
I'm sure she could as well, but no doubt she'll be talking to other anons and I don't want to add onto it. The less spread the attention, the better. If anything I'll just chitchat with her and maybe get some sort of email.
>>1287756
Feels quite indifferent, mang.
>>1287774
Don't you have better things to tend to right now?
>>1287748
>>1287765
>She slides a case across the table
Inside there is the DVD of the actions, I hope you find them to your liking.
>>1287776
Possibly she is rather popular after all, I'll be patiently watching my email for her to say she is available.
>>1287763
It's purpose is to lewd a certain short girl, after wards it may get around to a few others.
>>1287733
I mean I could get them on but I think one is asleep and Mizi I think is avoiding the threads for a bit, I can get him if you really want though.
>>1287774
These are the breaks.
*shrugs*
>>1287774
>The corners of her eyes caught a glimpse of her as those words were uttered but she made a good hard attempt to not show her jealousy
>>1287763
I don't like your compliments, please... stop them
>But she liked them, she wouldn't allow herself not to. Her face grew a shade darker in response and she delicately tried to cover it by looking away and pulling her hair over the cheek that still faced him
>>1287743
Please master..
>>1287737
Hopefully I won't be too big of a disappointment to you
>>1287742
I'm clean of all std's !
>>1287790
It's only being cucked if one's in a relationship. Clown's been blueballed by Shinoa more times than I can remember.
I'll get my time eventually, something will probably come up for me tonight like always though.
>tfw wake up after 14 hours of sleep
Hey thread, hows everyone doing so far?
>>1287809
Still really sick
Really tired
Really bored
>>1287807
It's not in a man's nature to roll over and surrender a woman to another man willingly. Fight like your ancestors did.
>>1287801
You are blushing again.... Its so sweet.
You do know that you are one of the only reasons i come here right?
>>1287794
And who is that if i may ask?
>I really don't hope i am one of them
>He wondered about it for a while
>>1287809
Hi, Anzu-chan.
>waves lolipop at you
Just feeling tired. Like everyone here it seems my sleep cycle is out of whack
>>1287830
It's erp I really don't care enough. Shinoa is cute and I want to spend more time with her in the near future, but cmon.
>>1287795
I know they are breaks.
>>1287788
Not really.
>>1287801
>You're attempts to hide your jealousy were in vain against the Youkai of Jealous. She turned to face you and smirked towards you since your color of jealousy reminded her of that wretched human.
>>1287805
I am not home right now.
>>1287833
Eeeh?
>She shook her head and crossed her arms in denial, wrinkling her eyelids as her eyes close and her face pouts
You liar! You go around doing things with him>>1287836 and say it's me you come a round for? I... I don't like you like "that" anyway!
>>1287845
Please hurry back.. When will you be home ? I hope it doesn't rain on your way back !
>>1287838
Don't "cmon" me homeboy. Seize the moment, don't be a flake. Before you know it those beta tendencies are going to manifest obviously real life.
>>1287853
It's going to be a long time.
>>1287627
Get Cirno on here now.
>>1287855
As said I'll likely have something come up tonight anyways. I'll take her when I feel like it.
>>1287867
Am I allowed to touch myself to your steam knowing you refuse to let me have you again ?
Im 8ack 8itches
>>1287845
You're not getting 'jealous' because you weren't the first?
>>1287852
I said you were one of the reasons....
And one of the biggest. What i did earlier was... I don't know how to put it....
>Is she upset at me?
>>1287873
Excuses excuses. Your forefathers are frowning upon you. Not long until you're licking another man's semen out of your partner's cootch.
