ERP Thread
Snowing edition
Previous thread: >>1064436
>>1068917
ARR I BEEEE
>>1068918
I EXTRACT the SEMEN through many different ways, most of which are NOT harmful AT ALL. This usually involves a MUTUAL SEXUAL EXCHANGE
>>1068947
I will BEE here
>>1068970
I am SURE a SLIME will show up here now that I HAVE, do NOT worry
>>1068971
That comfy new thread.~~
New thread post
>>1068982
...well, I went from soft to hard in about ten seconds there.
>>1068982
Who is this cutie and why haven't I bedded you yet?
>>1068982
>Samplu
Ooyodo fan pls.~
>>1068991
Damnit Clown you already get all the good avafags.
>>1068996
Slut I don't have a single avafag at the moment, my zoo is empty.
Now go turn yourself into a slime girl so you can rape me
>>1068976
You look like you need to get pollinated.
>tfw you wake up really early instead of sleeping for 14 hours as usual
>Waves her hand lazily towards everyone
Hey thread, how we all doing this morning? This thread looks awfully comfy and new~
>>1069006
>Now go turn yourself into a slime girl so you can rape me
Tempted.
>>1069034
(Target spotted)
Hey anzu, thread is comfy, so you should come over here and sit in my lap.
>>1069036
(Don't let your dreams be dreams. I have 3 hrs to lewd so get chopping)
>>1069025
>bees
>getting pollinated
Anon go to bed.
>>1069025
Though I SEE through your SEXUAL UNDERTONES, flowers get pollinated, NOT BEES.
>>1069045
Three hours isn't enough for good goo rape.
>>1068971
Are you back?
>>1068987
Happy to help~
>>1068993
Maybe someday, Miyafuji. Still working on a lewd Ooyodo folder.
>>1069045
>Yawns and shakes her hand at you lazily
I would but I think I'm leaving soon senpai, I just wanted to see what was good with thread before I leave for a little bit
>>1069034
Hey Anzu!~
>Miyafuji waved back merrily.
>>1069059
I'm afraid I made the thread.. Elena who used to post nazi anime stuff seems to be amiss.
>>1069060
Hohoo, I see, I see. We'll be waiting.~
>>1069049
>>1069051
Sorry
>avafagg for so long I unconsciously do it in other threads when hitting on people
How do I fuck this shit up so hard
>>1069057
Oh my how long do you plan on going for~
>>1069055
She was here last thread lewded 2 anons. Still isn't my property though, too free spirited. I couldn't lewd her cause I woke up as she went to sleep
>>1069071
Alright when you come back we can play fighting games and eat pizza.
>>1069077
Do not WORRY, a simple MISTAKE for someone to MAKE. The SEXUAL reasoning behind your JOKE does not go unnoticed
>>1069076
Miya~!
>Energy seemed to come back to her seeing her cuddle friend, allowing her the ability to skip over towards her with a warm smile
How have you been senpai? Nice and relaxed?
>>1069088
You don't want the sauce in fighting games senpai, you already got 50-0'd in 3rd strike~
>>1069088
Damn, she actually lewded and I missed it.
Anyhows, I have a proposition for you. There's not that many people here yet and we're both horny. So how about a quick footjob to satisfy our lewdness until more people come?
>>1069105
>both horny
>implying I'm not just drunk/bored posting
Give me a sec to get something to drink/eat and sure I guess I can.
>>1069097
I want to throw my sauce on your face, to be honest, family.
>snow
triggered
fuck y'all I'm cold and my car is frosted up
>>1069110
>Sneaks into thread, hugs, runs off.
>>1069110
I wonder how cute your butt would taste throught those...leggings?
>>1069097
Yup, it's cold and snowing outside and I'm huddled in comfily on my chair playing DD.
>Miyafuji's lips turned upwards upon seeing your energy recharge.
>>1069112
That's.. a shame. Winter is so short time around so I always try to enjoy most of it.
I can't unfortunately heal your car warm..
>>1069110
Yay I didn't think that'd work. I'm pretty bad at this so go easy on me
>>1069114
Don't run off now cutie, the fun is just starting~
(My personality between the two threads are polar opposites)
>>1069116
You should bite it and found out~
>>1069125
It's too late now
>>1069128
Guess you aren't actually interested in goo-girl tentadickings.
>>1069128
> know, just wanted to do that and say hi, threads dead on other side
>>1069128
Aww shit, what have I gotten myself into
>Didn't sleep at all yesterday
>Took melatonin.
>Still can't sleep.
This is bullshit.
>>1069097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVJPB3W54Tc
>>1069128
>quickly chomps gently on one of your chubby cheeks
Tastes like...fabric?
>>1069137
>melatonin
>Placebo
>doing anything
Next you're going to tell me that vitamins actually do something.
>get noticed outside of /trash/
EFAME BOYS LETS GO!
>>1069132
Which cutie are you, I'd love to play with you some more kitten
(That's fine, we can keep each other from being bored until thread becomes more active. You should add me on steam/skype~)
>>1069136
A good time, with some mouth stuffing, I'll make you look like a turkey by the time I'm done with you.
>>1069131
I am the most interested in it and then I'd want to lewd lots.
>>1069144
Then I guess I'll have to do it.
>>1069144
Oh nobody in particular~
>Maybe some time later I'll add you on steam when I've interacted with you more
>>1069144
I'm not really sure how to start. I'm not in a dominant mood
>He gets on his feet and begins licking her feet through her leggings
>pulls blanket over self and naps on couch
>>1069160
Well if you are vampy we still need to get married
If you are Asey, I'll consider getting married
If you are flame knight we need to strengethn our resolve in battle
Otherwise yeah I haven't talked to anyone else much. Maybe maria, I'll go pos tin that thread in a bit, we can have pure interactions then.
I fucked up one post with my sesshoumaru and just left out of embarassment
>>1069233
Oh those sort of things happen often so no need to be embarrassed, and this is Maria
>Plus game came up so it's less dead, if you want a spot I can swap you in
...so, everything just died?
>>1069328
yes
Fisto reporting for duty! Please assume the position!
>>1069353
Like this, nigga?
>>1069362
I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position!
>>1069399
Nigga, y'all gotta tell me what position y'all wants me in.
>>1069410
YUNO WHAT IT IS.
>>1069410
Sensors reading position not assumed. Please assume the position!
>>1069410
I want you to hop on one leg with a hoola hool on each arm twirling. It's my fetish.
>>1069561
Nigga, I don't!
>>1069565
Y'all ain't told me what the position be, nigga!
>>1069568
Shiiit, I ain't gonna do shit fo you until you catch up wit yo other hos.
>>1069571
(I just wanted to amuse myself, doing some shit that came up. Don't have time to do anything ATM)
>>1069571
Position not assumed. Please assume the position!
>>1069575
Scanning...detecting debt avoider. Alerting local authorities. Please assume the position!
I would like a small girl to fuck me in the ass and bully me for having a very mediocre penis
>>1069765
>tfw don't have small penis
It makes being a tranny feel that little bit more awkward.
>>1069779
Feels bad being a manly brutish man with a small benis, but also good because getting dominated by a girlish looking person with a manlier member is totally hot.
>>1069765
What a strange, overly specific request.
>>1069779
It's still really cute though, I'd bully it some more.
>tfw need someone to hold me gently as I nurse from a finger
>>1069123
I got invited to play some games again, sorry for the late reply Miya! I hope you're enjoying your games as much as I am senpai!
>She leaned against you as she relaxed after her game session
>>1069860
>he wraps his arms around the anon, pulling them in close, his uses his right hand to wipe the hair from their face then cups their cheek and rubs it with his thumb
you're safe now~
>>1069945
Meeeeew
So snoozy, can't think of what to type -w-
>>1069945
I'm telling Shinoa.
>>1069967
See I'm the one true love for shinoa! He has admitted defeat before the clown.
>>1069978
Of course, Clownpiece would NEVER cuddle anyone else, especially not people with blue hair.
All hail Clowny King of Bitches.
>>1069919
Never a problem.~ Sure am, and now's the time for quick meal break in between.
>She leaned her head against yours in response, rubbing your hairs together.
STR reporting... sleepily. z z z
>>1069984
Blue hair?
....
I don't remember cuddling anyone as of recent.
Though I did try to cuddle Konata and said I'd take her on a platonic date.
Blue hair is top tier, I'd cuddle anyone with it
>>1069993
LUK > STR
>>1069996
Yes I don't remember anyone else with blue hair either but it is a nice feature.
Konata is so cute, I'm gonna take her on a date too and take her back to the rape crew.
>>1070011
Mrrgrmbl... Whatever you say...
>>1070026
Are you one of those ship girls?
>>1070029
"A 'ship girl'?" Her voice rises to a curious falsetto. "...not that I know of, no. Why'd you ask?" One of her eyebrows slowly crawls up, before she begins to explain. "I'm Strength, a fighter slash denizen from the Otherworld."
(I should never come here when I feel like I'm about to pass out.)
>>1070049
Go to bed, worst stat.
>>1070078
Neither VIT nor CHA are here, but I am far too tired to remain, so I'll humor you.
>>1070049
Oh, it's just well, your arms are all metallic looking and ship girls usually come packed with something or another like that.
(Go to bed silly)
>>1070095
VIT is GOAT.
>>1070603
/hga/ is thataway
I no longer in the discord so I'll be here for a bit
>>1070816
Oh good more drama happened
>>1071112
No drama. At least not something that will get In here.
>>1071158
Well then I guess no need to press for details. How's neet life, find a boyfriend yet?
>>1071186
I am not cebruz,also I am not a neet..
>>1071222
You could probably still use a boyfriend.
>>1071248
Yeah it would be nice
>>1071222
You are cebruz now.
>>1071277
I'm sure you've already captivated the hearts of many men, they just lack the courage to speak up about it.
Life is difficult when you're so unapproachable isn't it?
NEET = NON EROTIC EXQUISITE TERRESTRIAL
>>1071282
I prefer not to be cebruz because he's lots of stuff I despise.
>>1071301
I don't know.
I don't care about almost anything and can't feel almost any emotion.
BANE?
>>1071322
He's not a big guy
>>1071315
How unfruitful. But I do know the feeling very well.
When I find a solution I'll let you know.
Until then, just keep searching to better bring out your feelings because they are there, you just haven't found a way to pull them out.
do you like what you see?
>>1071359
Ok
>Fails at life
>>1071367
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread. The leather board is a couple of letters down.
>>1071377
fuck you.
>>1071381
Ah fuck you, leatherhead. Maybe you and I should settle it right here in the ring?
>>1071369
Don't worry life is meaningless anyway.
>>1071389
ah yea? I'll kick your ass.
>>1071403
Let's go. Why don't you strip down out of that leather stuff, i'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring?
>>1071419
yeah? no problem.
>>1071445
Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.
man from new thread to shit in almost record time, just a few posts short
>goes back to wow after having a taste of erp here
>everyone is a lonely clingy weirdo, immediately asks for pictures and phone number after one erp
I really wish people would stop being so desperate, it's a huge red flag and I hate blocking people.
>>1071462
god damnit i cant find any more pictures that progress with the dialogue where are you finding these lol
>>1071539
I had all of these saved. Truly I have become the Lord of the Lockeroom.
>>1071563
yeah, smartass
(i got this)
>>1071601
I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.
Y'all a bunch a normies.
>>1071532
Get out of Goldshire
>>1071622
*closes locker*
>>1071532
How much affection do you think your average WoW player gets? Somewhat surprisingly, even less than 4chan users.
Fr*ck I had to split. You win this one. Take this picture, it's ona house.
>>1071811
yea! woo!
>>1071532
>pics and phone number
Please don't tell me this is real
I've never done this/never had any of my partners do this yet luckily....I think.
Wait correction, I had one super creepy person ask for my address and they constantly wanted to come up and see me. Though still never phone number
>>1071805
I don't think it's the game, I think it's mmo players in general. I had similar issues with ffxiv, I thought wow would be better because they are older players but..it's the same.
>>1071865
It'll be the same no matter where you go gamewise
>>1071865
XIV was by far the worst, not to mention the drama the vg thread has
glad i jumped ship
>tfw wanna erp in mgo like I used to in mgo2
>no one around I know would entertain the idea
Fug. Suffering. I just want someone to dick my brown infiltratorfu.
>>1071992
People ERP in MGO?
>>1071992
H-how do you erp in the new mgo?
>>1072012
Still best girl
>>1072012
When a game is going well in a match with a long time limit or score, I like to knock out or tranq someone, crouch on them so it looks like I'm straddling, or reverse cowgirl.
Some reactions I get a pretty good. One was even a good sport and asked if I had time to go to dinner once we were done slaughtering eachother.
Quiet thread is quiet.
>>1072012
I regret leaving the discord :<
>>1072389
Why? You can always go back, can't you? Is there more than the main/anzu discord or something?
>>1072077
I envy you knowing that you haven't even seen S2, movie and the OVA's yet.
But thank youu.~
>>1072180
I'm sorry, but the mental image is just too much funny to me. Thanks.
>>1072372
The lack of eurofriends during these hours is really apparent here.
>>1072389
A couple of you guys have an issue with this. I want to leave than immediate want to re join it.
>>1072411
There is 3 discords.
>>1072445
What on earth is the third one. and why?
>>1072493
Drama is the short answer
I don't really know the long answer
Not everyone sees eye to eye basically
>>1072445
I left for a stupid reason and want to come back now.
>>1072411
How can I go back? Nobody invites me..
And I am not in anzu's
>>1072506
I see, kind of annoying to keep track of things but I don't go in them all that often anyways, oh well.
>>1072525
Just ask someone to drop a link, they can just kick out anyone who isn't you.
Viral isn't on now otherwise I'd get you an invite.
>>1072525
Here you baka faggot, I already told you you're free to come back
https://discord.gg/0YIt4k4QiAJbbrIS
You owe me one
>>1072525
I almost never use discord, so I can't seem to find the invite/link button for the only erp discord I'm in. Probably the older one if that's the one you were around in.
>>1072550
If it's anzu's then I don't want to get in there.
If it's the/erp/then sure. I could also get an invite back if who I know from there would get online.
>>1072444
I'll probably finish season 1 tonight! It's been a bit too busy lately.
Also the lap sitting yesterday morning was too cute
