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>Season 1 and 2:
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>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
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>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BfOx56KSxQ
What a shitty OP. Congrats.
>>1054941
Thanks family.
>>1054842
We're back baby!
Hello /sug/ it's my first time on this general since I caught up with SU a few weeks ago. I still haven't finished, I'm up to Winter Forecast.
What am I for? Should I bother watching all of them or are there 'essential' SU episodes that'd summarize the show?
Should I skip episodes?
>>1055036
If an episode features Ronaldo, yes.
Otherwise, case by case basis based on your own tastes, but I would watch all others.
>that thread picture.
>>1055045
Fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
>>1055036
Episodes are 11mins long as only a few are pure filler so don't bother.
>>1055036
No, don't skip episodes. For the most part even the filler episodes expand on the backstory and develop the characters.
You can skip Sadie's Song though.
>>1055045
Should be that one
>>1055063
Why? What's wrong with it?
There's no morale in these threads for me anymore. You guys are borderline fucking faggots now
>>1055077
It's a goddamn trainwreck and not even best mom can save it.
>>1055077
It is the worst episode in the show and contributes nothing, not even fleshing out side characters.
>>1055081
I'd rather have faggots than you sneople
>>1055081
Just wait until we get some air dates.
>>1054842
Will King Cuck ever return, /sug/?
>>1055081
>loved for /ss/
You're thinking about /gfg/
>>1055131
he never left
he's just not on admin duty
Why haven't Pearl or Amethyst told Steven that they love him?
>>1055152
Because Pearl is a BITCH
>>1055111
I'm not sure how much longer I can wait
Please come back in early February
also don't be a bomb, I just want weekly SU back again, give me like 2-3 of weekly before we start doing bombs again please
>>1055152
because Pearl doesn't know what's love
and Amy is just "not good with feelings"
>>1055152
He already knows they love him.
>>1055204
But then they won't have enough space for OUR NEW FAVORITE TOILET.
>>1055244
What happens when the cluster finally gets destroyed?
They're pretty fucked if Homeworld sends their entire army to fuck up the CGs.
>>1055152
Pearl is conflicted as to whether she should kill or support Steven. Amethyst is too selfish to say that she loves anyone besides Rose.
>>1055290
Unless the clusters demise/defeat brings with it a revelation on how to heal corrupted gems, they then have a potential army in the temple
>>1055305
good theory actually..shit
Also it would take Homeworld some time to get all their troops together if they're in another fucking galaxy.
>>1055305
>>1055290
Steven will just make friends with them. Right?
What do Lappy's eggs taste like?
>>1055318
Pretty sure they'd shoot first and ask questions later, like the good goys they are.
>>1055290
Guerilla Warfare always wins.
best
>>1055333
Well..not if Homeworld is able to glass the earth from space like the covenant...
And they would, YD literally wants the earth to get destroyed.
>>1055342
C U T E S H I P
>>1055346
If homeworld was able to glass earth, it'd be gone already.
>>1055332
Is there a 1920x1080 version of this?
Do you guys think Jasper will kill herself? It makes sense if you think about it.
>everyone hates her besides Steven who just fears her
>has absolutely no friends ever
>in a fusion that she doesn't want to be a part of and can't leave
>still stuck on a shitty rebel planet that is about to self-destruct even if she escapes fusion hell
>even Yellow Diamond didn't care about her
>will probably be court martialed if she does escape
>can't even smell anything
>>1055332
I miss Beach City.
>>1055328
Her eggs?
>>1055379
Good riddance
How big would Connie's therapy bills have been if Steven did turn into a zygote?
>>1055379
It wouldn't be the first time a villain committed suicide in a children's cartoon.
She'll become a crystal gem tho.
And also marry Greg.
>>1055388
>zygote
What do horny sheep got to do with this?
>>1055388
She would an hero herself Romeo and Juliet style
>>1055379
Clearly the hiatus is affecting your brain
>>1055347
B E S T S H I P
>>1055305
Holy shit. I bet this will happen.
>>1055384
HER YUMMY EGGS ANON
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE?
>>1055379
>killing herself
>instead of dying in honorable combat or in defense of earth
>or being bubbled
>>1055413
>>1055413
FUCK now i understand
does anyone have that pic of pearl saying smoking is bad
>>1055424
>>1055444
>first
How can Steven help Pearl get some closure on Rose? Is there anything he can do to help her move on?
>>1055467
That was already addressed in Rose's Scabbard. Pearl has since moved onto Garnet, been rejected again and is now trying to be on good terms with everyone.
So are the CGs just going to protect Earth?
or are they going to have to save other planets too?
>>1055423
WHAT'S WRONG ANON DON'T YOU LIKE EGGS
>>1055444
>Connie actually becomes president
How would you guys feel about that?
>>1055467
Pearl's problems are entirely pearlsonal, so I don't think anyone else should have to help her.
>>1055305
It has to be a hard process so they cant just heal them all at once, have fun introducing new characters and hunting down the remaining corrupted gems
>>1055487
Surprised because her mom probably wants her to become a doctor.
>>1055467
> Is there anything he can do to help her move on?
>>1055485
Those look lewd.
>>1054842
>implying Connie won't die under suspicious circumstances and Peridot won't become Steven's immortal waifu
>>1055480
They are made a stand at earth but aren't In a position to protext much else, but as things pick up they may enter space opera territory
>>1055467
Building a monument to Rose and holding a proper funeral, while reading a list of her accolades.
>>1055505
Why can't she be both?
>>1055487
Has steven been wrong before?
>>1055487
She would be a fine Perez now but one her horomones kick in just like any woman should not be given any form of power.
Steven should be solo. Fuck Peri and Connie.
I hope it's explained where homeworld found clams giant enough to make these Poyles.
>>1055519
Most doctors applicants (that is, people who start a pre-med program with the intent to go to med school) kill themselves or quit before they reach Presidential age.
>>1055526
Yes he should fuck them both, his heart is big enough for more then one woman
>>1055526
Yes steven should fuck em both.
>>1055522
He actually hasn't. Fucker is good at predicting stuff.
>>1055530
Yeah pre-med is a bitch.
Which is why I switched to math, I hated it.
>>1055534
>heart
*penis
>>1055522
Yes
>>1055540
Same with Ronaldo
>>1055487
steven - king of the lesbians
connie - president
ronaldo - ambassador to homeworld
there, I've predicted the future
>>1055549
Marty, go away
>>1055530
but she has Steven who believes in her!
>>1055552
The difference is, Ronaldo takes his theories way too far.
>>1055549
We all know connie , peri and centi, will all be his wives with a plethora of gem hybrid children.
>>1055552
theory isn't the same as prediction
>>1055556
All hail Steven, king of the lesbians!
>>1055541
I started Secondary Education (English), switched to Creative Writing, and then jumped ship for Criminal Justice.
It's a shit paying field unless you get into a good police department/agency, but it took me until I was nearly twenty to realize I love studying crime.
>>1055564
>Diamond authority
>hollow the earth.
when are the sneeple coming?
>>1055556
Ronaldo: exiled from Mother Base for betraying them to Homeworld.
>>1055588
>THAT'S NOT EVEN A LION
>>1055528
pearls are probably made in test tubes
>>1055467
/ss/
>>1055528
pearls are diamond poop
>>1055467
by becoming a great leader like or better than Rose was to her
Was calling her boss a clod part of her plan?
>>1055640
no she's just a hothead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8B-34RBglU
LITERALLY Lapis Theme
>>1055605
>steven gets into homeworld labs
>>1055640
Of courshe!
you think SU is gonna end with steven dying (not dying but something of the sort) in some sort of sacrificial way ?
>>1055673
Nope. He will peacefully die of old age
Happy endings for everyone
>>1054842
>>1055342
>>1055347
>>1055403
>>1055654
Lapis Thread?
Lapis Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEZlHLn71k8
>>1055654
I remember when we posted songs we thought would fit as character theme songs in one thread
this was my choice for lapis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09iNZODJEMo
>>1055685
>>1055673
he will befriend everything and everyone even the cluster
>>1055691
Too bad Greg never finished Water Witch.
>>1055673
>steven throws himself into some kind of doomsday machine
>it blows up
>steven's magic particles are scattered in the explosion, ends up creating a new plane of existence
>Peedee sees this happen
>"Well, looks like he truly was a Steven Universe all along."
>>1055685
My favourite
![waterwitch-7209[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jPxIKX4.jpg "waterwitch-7209[1].jpg")
>>1055702
he can always drawfag if all else fails
>>1055702
*dolphin noises*
>>1055710
shut up para
>>1055720
those are supposed so be freckels or polen?
either way, it sucks and lapis is shit
>>1055710
>beach city proceeds to tap dance on peedees ribs
>>1055683
I would love it if greg dies in an unfortunate way that was partialy the fault of both home world and the crystal gems, then steven sorta become a dictator ruling both humans and gems later in life with his queen connie, and some of the Crystal gems as aids, .....maybe garnet reveled against him too.
>>1055683
>implying he won't spend his eternal life with the Crystal Gems
>>1055730
it's jasper's cum
>>1055733
steven is just a quartz, im sure there are way more powefull gem that arent exactly diamonds
>>1055726
>>1055730
That's calcite formations encountered in "Impure" Lapis Lazulis rocks.
And that is your opinion and I respect it,even if its roughly untrue.
>>1054842
Do you think she glows in the dark, /sug/?
>>1055765
Pyrite forms the golden flecks in Lapis Lazuli, calcite is white.
>>1055773
no peridots do
>>1055748
Sure and?
>>1055422
Accurate
But it would be bettwr if lapis instead of pearl
>>1055685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4shmSooEyU
Hooray for Lapis!
She'll save the day!
>>1055813
how is he exactly going to take over by himslef?
>>1055640
> "Will you die if i take off your limb enhancers?"
>>1055818
>tfw H4L! anon abandoned us after all this time
;_;
>>1055818
>Video Unavailable
Corrupted Lapis who is shorter to the tune of about three quarters of her usual height and has stubbier water wings...cute or ugly?
>>1055820
Being a dictator dose not mean you do everything single handedly. After the diamonds get taken care of steven could simply take it upon himself to lead instead.
>>1055867
I want to eat pebble poop
everyone's gonna die at the end of SU
>YFW
>>1055871
Lower class plebs will always eat fast food I guess.
>>1055585
The are probably refugees from a previous colony, any that are in politics are probably less corrupt then human politicians
>>1055818
This is by far the best theme for Lapis in this thread
Still doesn't beat
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>>1055760
Man crossed was just edgy for its own sake
Post nude Jasper
>>1055871
With corns.
>>1055852
Disgusting.
Yellow is justice.
>>1055852
nope she's a big freaky fish monster who's always crying because she's a big baby
>>1055951
While your description is off I approve of the design
>>1055947
All pearls are best pearls
>>1055982
yeah but which one is better than all the others
>>1056004
The one that smokes
>>1056036
I bet a lot of Pearls smoke.
>>1055818
Lapis really has just doomed herself, though.
What kind of hero can't save themselves?
>>1056128
She can save herself at any time.
She's just such a psychotic bitch that wants revenge that she's convinced herself it's for Steven
>The CGs arrive on HW
>Amethyst walks up to something that looks like a vending machine
>It takes somesort of credit, but she doesn't have any
>She takes a wire hanger and sticks it into the slot
>after some jiggling around it spits out something
.It's a green tinted sphere that Amethyst identifies as a gem
>After a few moments it reforms it's physical form
>"Hello, I am your personal Pearl"
>Since Amethyst bought her, she doesn't leave her alone and follows her
>yfw?
>>1056142
And the second she tries, Jasper will break her.
>>1056142
>She's just such a psychotic bitch that wants revenge that she's convinced herself it's for Steven
oh hell yeah, I hope they develop her character based on this
>>1056162
All she has to do is unfuse under water and Jasper is fucked.
Lapis is a goddamn moron.
>>1056161
>>1056161
Cute
>>1056161
>>1056162
Jasper was weak from being shitstomped by garnet and being fused with lapis. She wouldn't be able to do a damn thing. And even if she was strong enough to do something, Lapis could just fly away, or use the entire ocean to defend herself.
>>1056196
Jasper has had days to rest while being restrained.
Lapis has been straining herself to keep her captive.
>>1056175
Gems don't need to breathe, she can just crawl up the ocean floor out of sheer utter rage and desire to smash Rose Quartz.
If you are interested in a Pearl x Steven fiction based on this image give this a read and please let me know what you think or let me know how I can improve it. I'm honestly pretty happy with how it turned out.
http://pastebin.com/FgSb8rvv
I'm going to work now, but I'll read any comments I get tonight.
>>1056205
Jasper was probably straining herself trying to gain control. If anything, Jasper is probably more tired than Lapis.
>>1056175
I dunno aspect seems more capable than I initially thought. Listens seem capable of adjusting there mass. Like on the moon. Jasper can rip through the hull of peridot space ship like butter. I imagine getting out the ocean would be no problem.
http://strawpoll.me/6594424
I want Lapis' character to be a hateful, suicidal bitch who tries to kill everyone and herself, but somehow manages to save the day everytime she does it.
>>1056036
Kill yourself
>>1056212
He meant she could use her water powers on her you autist
>>1056227
Yellow pearl of course
>>1056224
Can a gem crack or poof from over exertion
>>1056224
Or, when Malachite breaks, they're so tired that they try to fight but just collapse.
They both laugh hysterically, Jasper at being free and Lapis having held Jasper as long as she could.
>>1056205
Jasper has been straining herself trying to get away from Lapis. They're both gonna be equally tired.
>>1056227
What if I would fug all of them (I would)
>>1056196
> jasper was shit stomped
is it only me who thinks garnet was looking that fight till the end? Hell jasper did not even proof after being thrown into a ship reactor in an exploding ship.
>>1056161
>Amethyst fucking around with the machine without knowing it would make a Pearl is an allegory for teen pregnancy
>Her trying to get rid of Pearl would be an allegory for Abortion/Adoption
BRAVO SUGAR
![rose_quartz_by_rakugaki_otoko-d8pefhx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/C0yEstc.jpg "rose_quartz_by_rakugaki_otoko-d8pefhx[1].png")
>Post personal Gem themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU
>>1056246
>Jasper tries to crawl over to Lapis
>She raises her fist in the air
>she slams it down
>she misses
>she tries several more times
>"Ah fuck it i'll do it later"
>they lay there until the gems find them
>>1056257
Loosing*
Other thread was kill, so have some dick pearl. Lemme know what you think.
>>1056251
You can select multiple options.
>>1056269
Small and skinny...
>>1056259
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY66fdMt4vc
>>1056267
Saving her energy for YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU!
>>1056257
Not this shit again.
>>1056280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4w9W9zYuU
>>1056297
>YOU YOU YOU YOU
4 u
>>1056272
Yeah, I selected them all and then wondered why I bothered voting in the first place.
>>1056245
is it fatal?
so yes
>>1056297
>>1055332
I'm excited to see what exactly is in Bay Cave
>>1056280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgK86_jKEZs
Only works for Sapphire since she has one eye.
>>1055947
When will fanartists start drawing Yellow Pearl with her proper colors instead of this jaundice skin shit?
>>1056278
Ye boi.
>>1056348
>Ruby is sad
>You get to fuck Sapphire
>Garnet is basically dead
Why wouldn't you cuck Ruby?
>>1056312
That's not a gem, silly
Good fit though.
>>1056316
>>1056362
What if it's just a test...
>>1056349
YD likes her sluts dressing pretty
>>1056310
What?
>>1056312
do you think he spits in Kiki's and Jenny's fries?
>>1055347
>>1055685
>>1056321
It dilutes the % gain for every other vote past that, so it's got some sense of effect to it.
>>1056280
Nice fit. Kinda like how the intro is like a retro version of her original theme's intro.
What if Greg accidentally murdercocks Peridot or Lapis?
What if he accidentally murdercocks Jasper?
>>1056429
Jasper is gonna take an interest in Greg after learning about him and Rose.
>>1056429
Assuming it's as easy as you say:
SIBLINGS!
Assuming it's not as easy as you say: well, they had to trust him a lot to let him dick them.
![tumblr_nk3n1qgAzy1rxf06so1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XHeekqg.png "tumblr_nk3n1qgAzy1rxf06so1_1280[1].png")
>>1056348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azCpZL2NrVQ
> I may not ever ascend to the heavens but I know my love will still last
>rose on steven's birth
>>1056429
>accidentally
What, like he trips and his dick falls in?
>>1056429
>Greg Murdercocks Peridot
She doesn't even know what a womb is
She had to be taught how to shit by Amethyst after accidentally gorging herself on food.
>>1056449
Yeah, just like Peridot almost
>accidentally
killed Greg by trying to see if he could fly off the roof.
>>1056475
wew
>>1056475
That's some fluid writing.
>>1056475
>hey guys do you plan things ahead or do you make shit up as you go?
brilliant, absolutely brilliant
>>1056449
Nevermind that I'm pretty sure Rose was only able to have sex with him by shaping human sex organs and allowing his fluids to bind to her gem.
>>1056444
>let him
but what if greg actually did fly
>>1054082
Hooooooo nelly.
>>1055346
What have I done?
>>1056525
You mean like a comet?
>>1056514
Greg's soft and fragile, son. A six pack ain't gonna save him from Jasper's strength.
>>1056526
Fucking hot holy shit. Someone make porn now
>>1056538
Soar like a comet?
>>1056475
>they outright said she'd only be a temporary minor villain back when Jailbreak aired
Those tricky faggots. She was only temporary, but because she turned good rather than being dealt with/leaving.
>>1056558
Bitch when
>>1056558
I fucking love it!
>>1056550
Are you the one who asked for this before?
I got it done yesterday but I never know if these get to their requesters.
>>1056554
Crash like a comet?
>>1056544
But he's rock hard where it counts!
>>1056565
It was a twitter post back when Canadot was a thing.
People were asking if we'd get a lot more peridot, and one of the crew responded along the lines of "She's just a temporary minor villain, don't expect too much"
>>1056558
>trusting a creator of a medium released slowly to not change their mind as they go along.
Playing us like a fiddle so hard we're going to have to go to the church of Big Boss.
>>1056573
Comets don't crash, meteors do.
>>1056574
So why hasn't he given it to everyone and made a cadre of half-human supersoldiers?
Centipeedle's half-human child would be really strong.
>>1056569
Thank the lord highest!
>>1056569
>>1056594
>a Peridot in the rough
>>1056574
Pearl looks like such a cartoon next to rose.
Hello I'm here to SHILL
Dragon's Dogma is a Good Game
You should play it
It's 29.99€ in the civilized world, about 30-35 hobobucks and equivalents in the rest of the world
>>1056616
Already playing it m8
I already tried to make my pawn lapis, but nobody hired her and the one guy that did gave her 1 star in everything because Ice Sorcerers suck for everything but Drakes.
>>1056616
This is /trash/, not /v/.
>>1056616
>No fast travel
shit game
>>1056616
dragon's dogma is unfair to cyclopes
>There will be more Opal
>>1056643
Yes, You guys have standards, that's why I've come here. /v/ will play anything, why would I shill there?
>>1056574
Is it just me, or are those eyeball roses creepy as fuck?
>>1056616
I'd rather wait for Darkest Dungeons to go down again.
>>1056649
What are you Casul?
You don't even know about Portcrystals do you?
>Pearl probably trained Garnet.
>Garnet had to watch someone she saw as terrifying and fierce slowly breakdown.
Man, that puts Garnets role as leader in a different light.
>>1056666
They're not roses, they're Rose's first line of defense, mini Red-Eyes. She had them surrounding her base of operations.
