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>>47864416
Found the story Angelanon wrote of her first meeting with Musclewizardanon.
http://pastebin.com/0fFxDR9F
>>47864589
>eblog general!
Enough already
>>47864589
Why do you people give that dyke attention?
Traveler any moment now, I'm certain of it.
Reposting my latest version of Familiar because this is CYOA damnit
>>47864632
Just need to finish off the KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS missions anon.
>>47864649
>these one minute wait timers between posts still.
HIGHLANDER!
>>47864589
Stop with the blogposting you cunts.
>>47864664
>KSBD
Excellent taste.
>>47864667
>I thought Milestones would be cool, honestly, but yeah they are a little too meta.
>>47864589
Might as well post this to so people aren't asking for it.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/47847600/#47847670
>>47864664
>TFW finally caught up with Girl Genius, moving onto Ava's Demon, then this
Great taste, to be fair.
>>47864684
Shit's fucking metal yo.
>>47864672
Back to the Caspian sea Altaic.
>>47864610
>>47864623
>>47864676
I warned you fags 2 years ago, that you're continue fucking worship of cyoa authors will lead to this.
>>47864685
>This page to be replaced with Jobs.
>Also I might redo the entire CYOA with smaller text. I think the current format is a little too big for content that ends with less than 10 lines per build.
>>47864707
Small text is hard to read tho
>>47864696
Scratch that, still no update.
>She never pulled the "Updates Mondays and Thursdays" from the front page
Onto Demons, which I haven't touched since they flew off after the drinking game, FUN.
>>47864700
I've railed against the worship of Cyoa authors since day one, don't blame me for this bullshit. I've always been in favor of forced anon.
Posting old shit because it's good shit.
>>47864654
Branching Heart and poll here.
http://poal.me/eceaw2
>>47810254
>>47864707
To be changed list.
>Milestones are kill.
>Give Aspiring Student his Focus back holy shit are you high?
>Jobs to make it clearer what you'll actually fucking be doing as Familiar.
>Remove Stat Bars? I dunno.
>Rebalance Focus/Perk spread in general.
>Remove Slime Familiar.
Anything I missed?
>>47864740
>Prison shit
>Good
Horrible taste.
>>47864545
>Shower of Youth
>Roman Soap
>Tooth Brush + Cotton Swab
I was tempted more than I should have been by the Lard Soap and the Lascivious Lavation, but I feel like youth, health, and mental clarity are worth more than a cheaty fix for sex and getting in shape.
>>47864757
Add goo familiar.
>>47864707
>One such trip, by chance, led to a park where your trip me with the students of the opposite gender
I think you made a typo.
>>47864760
>not liking the originals
Hipster
>>47864775
I think I did too, good thing that entire page is getting cleansed.
>>47864783
>How dare Ug not like rock! Thog know Ug dumb for moving on to Copper!
>>47864331
I don't get it. What's so offensive about that?
>>47864774
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Zenyatta
We're fixing that damn family, one way or the other, BallBro.
i feel like this is totally relevant and has been for the last few threads. i know many of you already wield these powers, but feel free to choose more.
>>47864740
The garden+Greenhouse seems like a straight upgrade to the skylight.
>>47864797
There's removing all traces of history and ignoring everything about the past and then there's paying homage to our roots one in a blue moon.
I prefer the latter anon.
>>47864797
Nothing wrong with the new stuff, but hating on your roots just because they're old is some serious fag shit.
>>47864821
I hate them because they were always bad, not because they're old.
>>47864823
Man, a bunch of the old ones are coming out today.
>>47864828
We had a better community back then but paid for it with shittier and far more sporadic content.
Nowadays we have high quality OC being made on a daily basis, but the community is filled the most horrible people imaginable.
You take the cure with the poison.
>>47864840
that one in particular isn't so old. it was made a month or two ago.
>It's an "I'm going to spam the thread with CYOAs that no one will play" Episode
>>47864623
Why do you people keep bringing this stuff up?
>>47864879
Should we go back to talking about Angelanon's vagina and SDA's lovelife than?
>>47864864
Huh. I guess I just missed it a lot.
>>47864857
>shittier and far more sporadic content.
A certain level of shit is nice. Let's take for example necromancer cyoa. The old version is far superior to the new version.
Is Tunebuggy dead?
>>47864889
Go ahead, anon. Continue your crusade.
>>47864879
Do you, uh, have a sauce for that image?
>>47864937
He couldn't stand the rape jokes so he stopped coming to 4chan altogether.
>>47864707
>>47864649
Looking forward to it, and yeah "jobs" over the current system would be preferred. The jobs don't even need explicit rewards.
Personally, I think it should simply be made clear that power can be gained over time and in which way. Just saying that you will probably gain more perks/a second focus spell by the time your master reaches his or her next life-stage is enough for me, that way I don't have to plan so much for the future and can focus on what we need now.
Linking to my build at the end of last thread.
>>47864480
>>47864496
>>47864857
>We had a better community back then
Angel's been here for about 3 years.
>>47864747
>http://poal.me/eceaw2
Well at least it's not the botched poll I made earlier. Where have you been posting this to get 400+ votes though?
>>47864971
And I'm about a time era before that.
>>47864971
And I've been here 8.
>>47864774
>Mei
Seems like she'd be a pretty chill roommate. Not staring at dat ass will be the hard part.
>Genji
Seems like he'd be a pretty chill roommate. Not staring at dat ass will be the hard part.
>Zenyatta
Let's experience tranquility together.
Runners up: D.Va, who is nice but too much of, well, a Diva, and McCree, who seems like a nice guy but the constant fug of cigar smoke is a dealbreaker for someone with bad lungs.
>>47864984
Oh it's a "select all that apply" rather than "who is best" That explains it.
Almost all of them are at least passable though, pointless.
>>47864971
Angel's mere existence has almost nothing to do with the shittiness of these threads. That's mostly people trying to trigger Angel, and Angel triggering people.
>>47864649
>>47864667
>>47864685
>>47864707
Wizard (aspiring student)
Type: snek
Perks:
Charming: who could resist a talking snek wearing a hat?
Pickpocket and freedom: I'm a sneaky, slippery snek
Venomous and breath weapon(acid): don't tread on me yo
Milestone: birds of feather
I'm a pimp ass snake on a quest to help my awkward teenage master learn confidence and get the ladies. Girls think I'm adorable and also want to cuddle me and give me headpats, which will really help him get a cute gf. Don't mess with the hat though.
Also I got some dank ass venom incase any of these trifling ass bullies try to step out of line and pick on my master.
As soon as I'm summoned I give my master a lecture on confidence which immediately breaks out into a Disney style rendition of mambo no.5
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw [Embed]
Aww yeah. Now check these dubs
>>47864958
I'll never be able to know if you're serious or not.
>>47865039
>>47865053
> Word has stopped working :^)
I Hate Everything. But in the meantime have the 1.14.5 as I get to work on the hubworlds that I just fucking lost.
>>47864904
Don't worry, I've got the shit content covered. After I finish my first new Traveller build tonight, I'm going to begin my two pilot not-Jaeger mecha CYOA. I'm probably just going to use paint!
>>47865080
highlander really is pic related. and i love her all the more for it.
sorry to hear about that. does word not do autosaves for you?
>>47864774
Pick these three and in a few years you will be an overwatch character yourself.
>Mercy
> +She acts motherly
Cool! Free housekeeper.
> +Can heal you and resurrect you.
This is why she's manditory. Cancer and death sucks.
>Soldier: 76
> + A tactical Vet
Cool, knows his shit. Learned long ago that having around a grizzled old fuck who knows how to do everything is almost always worth it.
> +Can teach you.
Again, cool! See previous comment.
> + (-?) Pretends he doesn't care.
So... Like most grizzled old men then?
> -Uses aimbots.
Well he's old, I don't give a shit.
> -Always really serious.
So... Again, like most grizzled old men?
>Zarya
>+One of the world's strongest women
Cool, be loads of help on odd jobs then.
>Will fight to protect her friends.
Again, cool, free bodyguard
> +Gives great bear hugs.
Uh. Cool?
> -Make you take care of your body
In what way is that a downside?
> - Her hair looks super dumb.
Meh.
>>47865015
>Angel's mere existence has almost nothing to do with the shittiness of these threads.
Could've fooled me.
>>47865100
Highlander was one of my original picks on this, but because of recent revelations I'm going to have to drop her.
>>47865100
>>47865080
I'M READY
>>47864803
How are you going to live your life knowing that at any second you could hear japanese screaming and need to dodge a giant spirit dragon coming through the wall?
>>47864774
Overwatch apartment sitcom
Roadhog - Messy fat fuck.
Symetra - OCD neatfreak
Soldier 76 - Way too old for this shit.
>>47865100
>Tfw you're not on there...
O-Ok anon...
>>47865172
You aren't important.
>>47865080
>>47865172
It was made with all of the CYOA authors that were active at the time. You weren't around so you didn't get on.
>>47864774
Interesting CYOA, though I haven't played the game.
>Widowmaker
I want to bone her.
>D.Va
I want to bone her.
>Mercy
I want to bone her.
>>47865039
10 stars
job: free fairy (-2)
abilities: remove pain (-1), hands of healing (-1), draw disease (-1), animal form (-1), barkskin (-2), detect living (-1), rapid growth (-1).
i leisurely roam the world, making everyone's life easier and happier if i can.
i also have no idea if pic related is supposed to be a pixie or a fairy, or if there's even a difference.
>>47865172
You can't be a beta whiteknight and a waifu
>>47865203I don't suppose anyone is going to be doing a CYOA Author CYOA anytime soon?
>>47865231
>Beta Whitenight
When even?
>>47865049
Selfless down the line EXCEPT for 'Be the little girl' and 'In space baby', for the reasons that I want to be the little girl and also that while I can pray that the peacefully united globe will not misuse their wizard powers, spreading across the universe seems like it's tempting fate for an alien war.
>>47865208
>Widowmaker - brainwashed corpse zombie with no libido.
>D.Va - Jailbait
Mercy - Well, she's a doctor so maybe she does pity cases.
>>47865291
>>D.Va - Jailbait
This is a problem, why?
>>47864803
>>47865129
I feel like the more likely outcome of the situation is that you get killed in one of their fights and they have an appropriately dramatic battle during a thunderstorm, fight each other to a standstill, and both go their own way, blaming each other for your death.
>>47865291
Jailbait's a plus
>>47865303
>>47865322
Uh.
>Jailbait.
>Jail
Well if you think tapping that ass is worth a few years of prison rape, go for it I guess.
request fulfillment
>>47865346
>a few years of prison rapeBut what if she consents and no one reports it?
>>47865291
>>47865346
>>47865303
She's 19. Not like it matters.
>>47865363
Where the fuck does anon live that 19 is underage?
>>47865363
>She's 19.
Fucking dropped.
>>47864837
Sky potion, blue potion; life suddenly became full of second chances.
>>47864924
Deep flow, just zeroes and ones; I am now effectively the greatest cyoa author in existence. Expect top-tier quality cyoas on a daily basis.
>>47864941
Hand on heart (2), brief glimpse (2), escape route (1), not today (2), scourge (1), scrub (3), hollow (2); I get the traits of Lacuna and have some nifty powers to get me through a rough day.
>>47864803
>>47865320
Also enjoy being the tiebreaker in -every- 'fleshy' situation that comes up. Even if you and Zenyatta can enforce a modicum of peace between the two brothers so there's not any actual physical violence going down, when Genji wants ramen for dinner and Hanzo wants sushi instead, the omnic doesn't eat so Zenyatta has no horse in the race, so you get to be the tiebreaker by default.
>>47865352
This whole thing feels like it's baiting me to pork the guardian angel.
>>47865363
>>47865372
Well I done fucked, I thought she was younger. My bad.
>>47865362
Come on, you know she's instagramming that shit.
Just thought I'd let you guys know that I'm not dead with a little WIP.
>>47865383
Wait. What roommates have you had where you all ate the same thing every night? If they want different food they can just make different food. When would this be a problem?
>>47865411
Battle nun? Oh yes.
>>47865411
Also DLC? Why not just a continuation.
>>47865444
It's the same thing.
>>47865383
>>47865428
Does Genji eat? Kinda figured he had too many robobits for that.
>>47865411
Do my eyes spy a robonun?
>>47865411
>Muslim Extremist and Christian Extremist schools
Look like places that need to be burned down.
I've always been with roommates that did family-style dinners with one big meal made each evening. Can't say if that's normal or not, though.
>>47865411
>mfw Box Wine actually made the robochick tech priest build into a robo-nun companion character.
Absolute madman.
![shetland-sheepdog[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zeZYvQj.jpg "shetland-sheepdog[1].jpg")
>>47864649
>>47864667
>>47864685
>>47864707
Waifish orphan
Is pic related too big?
Mind focus
Charming
Mage Hand
Telepathic
Vanish
>>47865080
>One of my Traveller's background stories got turned into an entire hubworld, and my two submitted origins made it in.
I don't even know what to say.
What made you decide to leave out the player made Traveller's though? Just too long?
>>47865417
A daily reminder that hinting at substance existing is not the same as actually having substance. This is why Quiet cyoa is shit and will always be shit.
>>47865080
No, they're coming. That's just for another day. You see I've made a horrible mistake, in that I'm going to need to convert most of the fan made Travellers back to text format. So I'm just waiting until I've finished putting those out and then I'll add it to the image version.
>>47865039
I'm serious. I was told this by Lamas in the IRC.
Is there a "You're waifu becomes real" CYOA?
>>47865203
>It was made with all of the CYOA authors that were active at the time.
I don't even remember when that one was made.
Apologies, >>47865682 was meant for >>47865605
>>47865693
Why was Lame Ass making rape jokes a Tunebuggy?
>>47865723
No, Tunebuggy just couldn't stand the rape jokes on 4chan. Lamas had nothing to do with it, though he was the one who kept in contact with him.
>>47864904
I can't read that. Is there a version with legible text?
>>47865236
>Come back from dinner and Family shenanigans
I mean, yeah. I could do *something.*
But Valentines is come and gone, so, eh.
Gimme like, a day and a half. Maybe three.And some names. Cause I never pay attention to who is active.
>>47865745
>Tunebuggy just couldn't stand the rape jokes on 4chan
How did I miss this tasty schadenfreude?
>>47865772Would absolutely love you for it. Always wanted to be in one.
>>47865745
This sounds objectively hilarious. When did this happen?
>>47865772
Don't. These people are unimportant, stop enabling their overblown egos.
>>47865682
>>47865719
Sorry, Highlander. That wasn't meant to be a dig or anything. Just curious. I'll have a build done in an hour or two.
One question though. How does superhuman body interact with the transfusions? I no longer remember.
>>47865790
>schadenfreude
You know me all too well.
>>47864785
>The Elder Wand
>Can cast any magic from Harry Potter's world
>any
Clear choice. Otherwise The Magic Lamp and wish for peak human condition.
>>47865080
> Cr1TiKaL
> Allah Akbar
> Mechs & Manlet Mechs
> Walkers and stupid big space ship
> Nuke Ae Button
> Legfishmen
> Dear Squeaking
> Papa Swamp confirmed Canon
Jesus FUCK.
>>47865805
>This sounds objectively hilarious. When did this happen?
Quite some time ago, I'm not sure exactly.
>>47865080
So. Igra's art from the image version is from porn.
>>47864740
>computer 24
>video games 20
>music 16
>library 12
>hd camera 9
>drugs 4
>hygiene products 1
>gun 1
comfy life
>>47865810
It'll be blank until I get some names. And it won't be all sunshine and pickles.
>>47865745
Are you telling me that Tunebuggy's more sensitive than Angelanon? That's hard to do.
>>47865879
>Anon is trying to make an edgy version of a waifu CYOA
Shitstorm bait.
>>47865805
>Always wanted to be in one
If you want recognition you should seek a website that isn't built upon anonymity. Reddit or Tumblr are vastly more suited to you.
>>47864774
>Mercy
>Zarya
>D.VA
>>47865879
Include Muscle wizard anon, I kind of feel bad for him, his cyoa >>47865798
is alright but it doesn't get any attention for being a pdf.
>>47864774
>bastion
>mei
>D.Va
woo! comfy friends!
>>47865745
Shoot, I didn't know him too well, but I like his CYOAs. In memory of Tunebuggy I am going to rape D.Va.
>>47865811
I leave that up to your interpretation, maybe you consider it useless as you leave your mortal coil, or maybe you use what remains of your mortal coils to cast something new. I leave that in your hands.
>>47865856
I was waiting for someone to notice that. Still looking for a good birdman for Igra that isn't Tzeenched to high heaven.
But for now goodnight folks, if you have comments, builds questions or concerns just put them down and I'll get to them in the morning. Tommorow we'll work out the details of the next sets of Travellers.
>>47865919
I hope you like doritos and mtn dew.
>>47865910
No worries, for now I'm brainstorming layouts.
>>47865898
>Edgy
Naw dawg, I just don't like the whole "no downsides, all upsides without reason."
>>47864785
ivory feather desu, just be nice to people and live forever
>>47865962
>Naw dawg, I just don't like the whole "no downsides, all upsides without reason."
>Not edgy
Can't fool me. I've seen people post this a half-dozen times claiming their CYOA totally won't be harsh or edgy bro, but when they actually post it? Bam, rape and cheating and scat everywhere. Happens every time.
>>47865964
>>47864785
best choice
>>47865039
Never knew there was more then 1 page to this.
>>47864649
This seems familiar.
>>47865080
>skimming through religions
>religion of the king
you've moved up in my book of namefags Highlander.
then again the list is mostly full of shitposters so...
>>47865988
>Scat
I mean, if you WANT some literal shitflinging retard taking a dump to rival a tree on your chest, sure. I can manage. But I'd prefer to just make a CYOA.
>>47866031
The other two pages are unofficial DLC.
>>47866061
I take that back. The second page might be official; I really don't remember.
>>47866046
Nobody wants any of it, I'm just telling you that I don't trust you based on prior experience.
>>47866045
Why is that noteworthy?
>>47864774
Torb
Zarya
Widow
mite be fun, make dinky contraptions with Torb and Zarya with Widow eventually joining in.
>>47865772
Can I be in it?
>>47866089
>Prior experience
You don't even know who I am.You wouldn't like my prior work, but I can do quality. No worries. If I can't angle it right, I'm just gonna scrap it anyway, like 90% of my shit.
>>47866158
What're you working on next, anon?
>>47866158
what have you worked on before?
>>47866218
He did >>47864654 and some other stuff.
>>47864545
Lets go for Decontamination Deluge, Liquid Soap, Nail clippers and toothbrush.
>>47864772
Mind letting me use your shower on New Years? I'll let you use mine whenever you get sick, I'll even let you hang around for a month if you ever get cancer or something.
>>47864837
Sky and Red Potion, life suddenly got much more interesting.
>>47864740
I like the classics
Like the one with the flashdrives
or the one with the apps
none of this eight thousand page bullshit we have today.
>>47864823
Tech Head
Efficiency
Limit Break
Use Limit Break, Efficiency, and Tech Head in combination to create literally anything with a single scrap of metal. Become as omnipotent as I want. GG no re.
>>47866293
Grognard.
>>47866180
>>47866218
I made pic related. I'm also supposed to be working on the DragonFable cyoa.
Remake coming Tuesday or Wednesday with everything improved and some new stuff.Then its some new oc after that..
>>47866307
Sue me. I don't want to have to spend eight years on a single CYO picture.
>>47866353
Never been a huge fan of the Pokemon CYOA but I'm looking foward to the OC, italics!
>>47866362
Gonna dump the few I have organized.
>>47866353
Evasion isn't a stat tho
>>47865236
pick your CYOA Author Roomate!
>Quiet
+you have access to his notes, which are totally real and explain everything that didn't make sense.
-/pol/ sends bricks through the window sometimes
>Beri
+Productive as fuck, the place is always in tip top shape
-Considers slime everywhere to be a feature, not a bug
>SDA
+researching gay romance, may need help
-raging slut, puts out after the sixth date if he feels a strong connection and wants to enter a long term relationship
>Angel
+more /tg/ than most anyone, good games partner
-only actually made one cyoa, even if it was surprisingly good. Only really on the list because she's a girl.
>highlander
+Canadian
-can't do anything with you, he's autistically detailing page 1024093463452 of his fantasy universe.
I'm bored now, but someone else can add more authors.
>>47864685
Well, shoot. Now making my monkey build an imp build seems like a viable option.
>>47866418
Highlander is a Muslim lesbian. Author confirmed.
>>47866418
>SDA
Uh, Anon.
Anyone have that one dragon roommate CYOA? The one where that dragongirl destroys your house and offers to turn you into a dragon to make up for it? It was posted a few threads ago, but I can't find it.
>>47866461
RIP Ferrean
>>47866083
Heh it's cool. Thanks for posting them.
>>47866353
>It's a complete remake instead of more DLC
Cautious excitement.
>>47866461
>>47866477
...people remember me?
>>47866477
Explain.
>>47866511
>Made a super popular half-dragon CYOA
>Posted a WIP for something
>Expecting people not to remember you
>>47866293
I agree, it's all these people thinking quantity = quality and then circlejerking over their shite.
>>47866448
I choose nothing.
Mystery liquid if i'm forced to, i guess.
>>47866511
Yeah, I remember you. Why was that anon saying you were kill? Also, repost your damn CYOA. Trying to search for it gives me vomit-worthy TF stuff, and I'm out of brain bleach.
>>47866253
Now that's the first time I've seen someone asking to share different showers. Pretty creative. Now why the liquid soap and other choices?
>>47866551
If you seriously think all the garbage he's spamming is 'quality' then you must enjoy eaten butcher's scraps off of a dirty bathroom floor.
>>47866551
To be fair, a good number of the larger CYOA are still at least "good" quality.
>>47866529
It's 4chan, if you actually expect people to care about namefags then you really should go to a website that caters to them. Anonymity is a strength.
Thank you anon posting older cyoas.
>>47866581
He's one of those retard grognards who thinks those CYOAs where you can press a button to kill jews OR A button to give you a waifu are high quality.
>>47866436
Double red. Bearmode > Skinnyfat.
>>47866529
>>47866569
Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks.
>>47866560
I don't really remember the effect but I'd bet it was turn into a little girl.
>>47866613
Hell yes. Your name and CYOA shall not be forgotten.
>>47866613
>>47866578
Augments one seems to be the obvious choice.
>>47864857
Interestingly the drop in quality of /cyoag/ can be correlated with the birth of r/cyoa
Now with all this namefaggotry... Hmmm. Really makes you think.
>>47865049
Selfish for all except for being the little girl, mai waifu, and in space, baby. Also, i don't have to chose something for sacrifice, do I?
>>47866613
>>47866628I'm also working on updating this, a space princess cyoa, and Skies of Eden.
>>47866668
Glad to hear you're still in the game.
>>47866448
>potion of infinite dreaming has literally no drawback
>everything else either destroys human civilization or forces you to suffer forever
???
>>47866457
Hi.
>>47866668
>updating half-dragon cyoa
You are an absolute madman
>>47866668
Good to hear, I was worried the furrees scared you off.
>>47866407
Now to be fair, Evasion is an in-battle stat that basically determines the probability of an attack hitting a target. I just made it an extra stat that you can level up in the cyoa, along with explaining how it works for you in the cyoa.
>>47866493
There's more content in it. No need to worry.
>>47866379
I'm glad to hear it.
>>47866418
>Angel
>more /tg/ than most anyone
Why? Because she posts pics of herself with Warhammer figs stuck between her tits?
>good games partner
Didn't she get kicked out if her last Pathfinder group for unspecified reasons?
>>47866623
With the silver fork, do I also have to eat the bones?
>>47866448
The obvious choice is to take the potion of immortality, and kill yourself constantly.
>>47866748
Ever since CYOAs were banished from /d/, this place has seen a large rise in furshit and other shitty fetishes.
>>47866769
I skip over the shitty parts of the thread, skimming at most. I don't actually have a lot of material to go with. I don't know anything from other threads either, as this is pretty much the only thread I read on 4chan.
>>47866668
Space Princess eh? I want some cute elf ears or antennae.
>>47866511
You should make more stuff.
Guy working on the remake of Quiet's Seven Sins cyoa. I figured since you guys know what you want better than I do, I figured I'd ask what you would want changed in this remake. Any suggestions will be considered.
>>47866877
A width that fits on a 1920X1080 monitor?
I have no other requests.
>>47866877
make it not super-wide.
>>47866795
>ever since X did Y furries!
they are similar to vermin, no one act forces their move. Probably probing attacks by the threadbase from /b/ to test new waters...
remember your vows.
>>47866836
Then you probably want to do some research on how the rest of this board thinks of us.Protip: They don't give a single fuck.
>>47864545
Shower of Youth, Liquid Soap, Nimbus Tooth Brush and Cologne/Deodorant combo
>>47866511
Yeah, your was literal perfection, please make more like it!
>>47866570
I can go a bit more into my reasoning, but first a bit on my thoughts of min-maxing with the Shower of Youth.
Its stated that showers work for 'the owner and one other person per day for 24 hours'. Effectively 2 people could use the shower and age backwards or 3 people could use the shower very carefully and Anons B and C would cease aging but not be able to grow younger. Any missteps in timing though would result in shaved off days each time.
I went with the Decontamination Deluge partially for personal reasons and partially because it offers the greatest potential pairing with the Shower of Youth. Shower of Youth bros don't want to die from any nasty diseases or injuries so they're probably willing to trade the use of their shower. Someone with the Decontamination Deluge can actually help out a fair number of people, since their shower doesn't need to be used every day for it to have an effect and its effects persist after you stop.
Unfortunately soaps and extras are listed as 'They do not work for anyone but the owner.' So no sharing those. Taking the liquid soap both gives me the ability to change my form as I see fit and if the Anon I'm trading with doesn't want to shower with a guy I can always change that if I'm not enjoying being a girl at the moment anyway. Just takes a bit of planning. Plus if I'm living a long time changing my identity every now and then would be nice.
Clippers because I have bad nail biting habit and I won't be able to bite titanium nails. Toothbrush because I have a sweet tooth and already a couple of fillings, The brush would fix those hopefully. Both give me some extra perks as well. Also considered the hair brush and razor but I might be able to get those effects with the liquid soap anyway.
>>47866901
Anon its been over 10 years. Furries aren't even a threat anymore. People these days are more interested in attacking feminists and sjws on tumblr.
>>47865100
>>47865172
ok quiet, how's this?
>the "there's no shading or outlines" edition
>>47867004
May Allah bless you with strong sons anon.
>>47864774
>/btbg/ died so there will never be an equivalent
>>47867093
The general didn't die, the game did. In <2 months a literal world record.It may go F2P at which point I'll try it and perhaps do a thing.
>>47865100
>Only 2 tan-dark skinned authorfus.
For what purpose?
>>47866980
Nicely thought out.
With the shower it basically halts your aging for the day you shower and on the 1st of the year removes a year. so showering every day and on the new year would technically be 2 years you've removed. Yes 3 people could use the shower carefully to prevent aging each year.
I love the reasoning behind the clippers. Same kind of thing i'd do. I didn't specify but the brush does keep your mouth healthy so I could see it restoring your mouth to good health as otherwise it wouldn't be maintaining a healthy mouth. You could remove hair with shapeshifting, even if not as fast and change to normal colors, then you could dye your hair if needed. Slower then the other items but doable.
>>47865100
>no one will ever make a death battle author cyoa
>>47867040
And you weren't even made the gay manlet option. Don't think it wasn't tempting.
>>47866448
this is the worst CYOA i've ever seen
>>47867181
Not as bad as the man shit eating CYOA
>>47866578
This one's kind of silly when you think about the headband restrictions they are trying to place unless the bullets you fire disappear after a short amount of time. If they don't then just make a weak airgun that fires coins, load up with a few silver coins or gold coins and have infinite money.
>>47867176
>gay manlet option
But I'm neither of those things!
>>47867209
Which is why anon would make you one.
>>47867138
>implying
I needed the general because I don't have the time to play everyone to the point where I know their personalities. So no equivalent btb roomate cyoa.
>>47867181
this one isn't exactly a prize either, no offense to whoever made it.
>>47867209
and that's why i made you an anonette.
>>47867209
I call bullshit. You live in Pakistan. Place is full of manlets.
>>47867199
Or just take a piece of gold and start cutting off slices of it. I guess it's still hard to sell that much gold, though - it's a hassle you don't have to go through if you could just get infinite money.
Although you could hold money by the corner and tear everything but that corner off over and over again and not have a problem as long as nobody checked the serial numbers.
