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>>47864416
Found the story Angelanon wrote of her first meeting with Musclewizardanon.

http://pastebin.com/0fFxDR9F
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>>47864589
>eblog general!
Enough already
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>>47864589
Why do you people give that dyke attention?
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Traveler any moment now, I'm certain of it.
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Reposting my latest version of Familiar because this is CYOA damnit
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>>47864632
Just need to finish off the KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS missions anon.
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>>47864649
>these one minute wait timers between posts still.
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HIGHLANDER!
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>>47864589
Stop with the blogposting you cunts.
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>>47864664
>KSBD
Excellent taste.
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>>47864667
>I thought Milestones would be cool, honestly, but yeah they are a little too meta.
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>>47864589
Might as well post this to so people aren't asking for it.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/47847600/#47847670
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>>47864664
>TFW finally caught up with Girl Genius, moving onto Ava's Demon, then this
Great taste, to be fair.
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>>47864684
Shit's fucking metal yo.

>>47864672
Back to the Caspian sea Altaic.
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>>47864610
>>47864623
>>47864676
I warned you fags 2 years ago, that you're continue fucking worship of cyoa authors will lead to this.
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>>47864685
>This page to be replaced with Jobs.
>Also I might redo the entire CYOA with smaller text. I think the current format is a little too big for content that ends with less than 10 lines per build.
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>>47864707
Small text is hard to read tho
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>>47864696
Scratch that, still no update.
>She never pulled the "Updates Mondays and Thursdays" from the front page
Onto Demons, which I haven't touched since they flew off after the drinking game, FUN.
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>>47864700
I've railed against the worship of Cyoa authors since day one, don't blame me for this bullshit. I've always been in favor of forced anon.

Posting old shit because it's good shit.
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>>47864654
Branching Heart and poll here.

http://poal.me/eceaw2

>>47810254
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>>47864707
To be changed list.
>Milestones are kill.
>Give Aspiring Student his Focus back holy shit are you high?
>Jobs to make it clearer what you'll actually fucking be doing as Familiar.
>Remove Stat Bars? I dunno.
>Rebalance Focus/Perk spread in general.
>Remove Slime Familiar.

Anything I missed?
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>>47864740
>Prison shit
>Good
Horrible taste.
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>>47864545
>Shower of Youth
>Roman Soap
>Tooth Brush + Cotton Swab

I was tempted more than I should have been by the Lard Soap and the Lascivious Lavation, but I feel like youth, health, and mental clarity are worth more than a cheaty fix for sex and getting in shape.
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>>47864757
Add goo familiar.
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>>47864707
>One such trip, by chance, led to a park where your trip me with the students of the opposite gender
I think you made a typo.
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>>47864760
>not liking the originals
Hipster
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>>47864775
I think I did too, good thing that entire page is getting cleansed.
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>>47864783
>How dare Ug not like rock! Thog know Ug dumb for moving on to Copper!
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>>47864331
I don't get it. What's so offensive about that?
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>>47864774
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Zenyatta
We're fixing that damn family, one way or the other, BallBro.
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i feel like this is totally relevant and has been for the last few threads. i know many of you already wield these powers, but feel free to choose more.
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>>47864740
The garden+Greenhouse seems like a straight upgrade to the skylight.
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>>47864797
There's removing all traces of history and ignoring everything about the past and then there's paying homage to our roots one in a blue moon.

I prefer the latter anon.
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>>47864797
Nothing wrong with the new stuff, but hating on your roots just because they're old is some serious fag shit.
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>>47864821
I hate them because they were always bad, not because they're old.
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>>47864823
Man, a bunch of the old ones are coming out today.
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>>47864828
We had a better community back then but paid for it with shittier and far more sporadic content.

Nowadays we have high quality OC being made on a daily basis, but the community is filled the most horrible people imaginable.

You take the cure with the poison.
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>>47864840
that one in particular isn't so old. it was made a month or two ago.
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>It's an "I'm going to spam the thread with CYOAs that no one will play" Episode
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>>47864623
Why do you people keep bringing this stuff up?
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>>47864879
Should we go back to talking about Angelanon's vagina and SDA's lovelife than?
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>>47864864
Huh. I guess I just missed it a lot.
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>>47864857
>shittier and far more sporadic content.
A certain level of shit is nice. Let's take for example necromancer cyoa. The old version is far superior to the new version.
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Is Tunebuggy dead?
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>>47864889
Go ahead, anon. Continue your crusade.
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>>47864879
Do you, uh, have a sauce for that image?
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>>47864937
He couldn't stand the rape jokes so he stopped coming to 4chan altogether.
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>>47864707
>>47864649
Looking forward to it, and yeah "jobs" over the current system would be preferred. The jobs don't even need explicit rewards.

Personally, I think it should simply be made clear that power can be gained over time and in which way. Just saying that you will probably gain more perks/a second focus spell by the time your master reaches his or her next life-stage is enough for me, that way I don't have to plan so much for the future and can focus on what we need now.

Linking to my build at the end of last thread.
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>>47864496
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>>47864857
>We had a better community back then
Angel's been here for about 3 years.
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>>47864747
>http://poal.me/eceaw2
Well at least it's not the botched poll I made earlier. Where have you been posting this to get 400+ votes though?
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>>47864971
And I'm about a time era before that.
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>>47864971
And I've been here 8.
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>>47864774
>Mei
Seems like she'd be a pretty chill roommate. Not staring at dat ass will be the hard part.
>Genji
Seems like he'd be a pretty chill roommate. Not staring at dat ass will be the hard part.
>Zenyatta
Let's experience tranquility together.

Runners up: D.Va, who is nice but too much of, well, a Diva, and McCree, who seems like a nice guy but the constant fug of cigar smoke is a dealbreaker for someone with bad lungs.
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>>47864984
Oh it's a "select all that apply" rather than "who is best" That explains it.

Almost all of them are at least passable though, pointless.
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>>47864971
Angel's mere existence has almost nothing to do with the shittiness of these threads. That's mostly people trying to trigger Angel, and Angel triggering people.
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>>47864667
>>47864685
>>47864707
Wizard (aspiring student)
Type: snek
Perks:
Charming: who could resist a talking snek wearing a hat?
Pickpocket and freedom: I'm a sneaky, slippery snek
Venomous and breath weapon(acid): don't tread on me yo
Milestone: birds of feather

I'm a pimp ass snake on a quest to help my awkward teenage master learn confidence and get the ladies. Girls think I'm adorable and also want to cuddle me and give me headpats, which will really help him get a cute gf. Don't mess with the hat though.

Also I got some dank ass venom incase any of these trifling ass bullies try to step out of line and pick on my master.

As soon as I'm summoned I give my master a lecture on confidence which immediately breaks out into a Disney style rendition of mambo no.5

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw [Embed]

Aww yeah. Now check these dubs
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>>47864958
I'll never be able to know if you're serious or not.
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>>47865053
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> Word has stopped working :^)

I Hate Everything. But in the meantime have the 1.14.5 as I get to work on the hubworlds that I just fucking lost.
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>>47864904
Don't worry, I've got the shit content covered. After I finish my first new Traveller build tonight, I'm going to begin my two pilot not-Jaeger mecha CYOA. I'm probably just going to use paint!
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>>47865080
highlander really is pic related. and i love her all the more for it.

sorry to hear about that. does word not do autosaves for you?
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>>47864774

Pick these three and in a few years you will be an overwatch character yourself.

>Mercy
> +She acts motherly
Cool! Free housekeeper.
> +Can heal you and resurrect you.
This is why she's manditory. Cancer and death sucks.
>Soldier: 76
> + A tactical Vet
Cool, knows his shit. Learned long ago that having around a grizzled old fuck who knows how to do everything is almost always worth it.
> +Can teach you.
Again, cool! See previous comment.
> + (-?) Pretends he doesn't care.
So... Like most grizzled old men then?
> -Uses aimbots.
Well he's old, I don't give a shit.
> -Always really serious.
So... Again, like most grizzled old men?
>Zarya
>+One of the world's strongest women
Cool, be loads of help on odd jobs then.
>Will fight to protect her friends.
Again, cool, free bodyguard
> +Gives great bear hugs.
Uh. Cool?
> -Make you take care of your body
In what way is that a downside?
> - Her hair looks super dumb.
Meh.
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>>47865015
>Angel's mere existence has almost nothing to do with the shittiness of these threads.
Could've fooled me.
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>>47865100
Highlander was one of my original picks on this, but because of recent revelations I'm going to have to drop her.
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>>47865080
I'M READY
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>>47864803
How are you going to live your life knowing that at any second you could hear japanese screaming and need to dodge a giant spirit dragon coming through the wall?
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>>47864774

Overwatch apartment sitcom

Roadhog - Messy fat fuck.

Symetra - OCD neatfreak

Soldier 76 - Way too old for this shit.
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>>47865100
>Tfw you're not on there...

O-Ok anon...
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>>47865172
You aren't important.
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>>47865080
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>>47865172
It was made with all of the CYOA authors that were active at the time. You weren't around so you didn't get on.
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>>47864774
Interesting CYOA, though I haven't played the game.

>Widowmaker
I want to bone her.
>D.Va
I want to bone her.
>Mercy
I want to bone her.
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>>47865039
10 stars

job: free fairy (-2)

abilities: remove pain (-1), hands of healing (-1), draw disease (-1), animal form (-1), barkskin (-2), detect living (-1), rapid growth (-1).

i leisurely roam the world, making everyone's life easier and happier if i can.

i also have no idea if pic related is supposed to be a pixie or a fairy, or if there's even a difference.
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>>47865172
You can't be a beta whiteknight and a waifu
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>>47865203
I don't suppose anyone is going to be doing a CYOA Author CYOA anytime soon?

>>47865231
>Beta Whitenight
When even?
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>>47865049
Selfless down the line EXCEPT for 'Be the little girl' and 'In space baby', for the reasons that I want to be the little girl and also that while I can pray that the peacefully united globe will not misuse their wizard powers, spreading across the universe seems like it's tempting fate for an alien war.
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>>47865208
>Widowmaker - brainwashed corpse zombie with no libido.

>D.Va - Jailbait

Mercy - Well, she's a doctor so maybe she does pity cases.
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>>47865291
>>D.Va - Jailbait
This is a problem, why?
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>>47864803
>>47865129
I feel like the more likely outcome of the situation is that you get killed in one of their fights and they have an appropriately dramatic battle during a thunderstorm, fight each other to a standstill, and both go their own way, blaming each other for your death.
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>>47865291
Jailbait's a plus
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>>47865303
>>47865322
Uh.
>Jailbait.
>Jail
Well if you think tapping that ass is worth a few years of prison rape, go for it I guess.
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request fulfillment
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>>47865346
>a few years of prison rape
But what if she consents and no one reports it?
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>>47865291
>>47865346
>>47865303
She's 19. Not like it matters.
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>>47865363
Where the fuck does anon live that 19 is underage?
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>>47865363
>She's 19.
Fucking dropped.
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>>47864837
Sky potion, blue potion; life suddenly became full of second chances.

>>47864924
Deep flow, just zeroes and ones; I am now effectively the greatest cyoa author in existence. Expect top-tier quality cyoas on a daily basis.

>>47864941
Hand on heart (2), brief glimpse (2), escape route (1), not today (2), scourge (1), scrub (3), hollow (2); I get the traits of Lacuna and have some nifty powers to get me through a rough day.
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>>47864803
>>47865320

Also enjoy being the tiebreaker in -every- 'fleshy' situation that comes up. Even if you and Zenyatta can enforce a modicum of peace between the two brothers so there's not any actual physical violence going down, when Genji wants ramen for dinner and Hanzo wants sushi instead, the omnic doesn't eat so Zenyatta has no horse in the race, so you get to be the tiebreaker by default.
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>>47865352
This whole thing feels like it's baiting me to pork the guardian angel.
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>>47865363
>>47865372
Well I done fucked, I thought she was younger. My bad.
>>47865362
Come on, you know she's instagramming that shit.
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Just thought I'd let you guys know that I'm not dead with a little WIP.
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>>47865383
Wait. What roommates have you had where you all ate the same thing every night? If they want different food they can just make different food. When would this be a problem?
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>>47865411

Battle nun? Oh yes.
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>>47865411

Also DLC? Why not just a continuation.
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>>47865444
It's the same thing.
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>>47865383
>>47865428
Does Genji eat? Kinda figured he had too many robobits for that.
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>>47865411
Do my eyes spy a robonun?
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>>47865411
>Muslim Extremist and Christian Extremist schools
Look like places that need to be burned down.
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I've always been with roommates that did family-style dinners with one big meal made each evening. Can't say if that's normal or not, though.
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>>47865411
>mfw Box Wine actually made the robochick tech priest build into a robo-nun companion character.

Absolute madman.
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>>47864649
>>47864667
>>47864685
>>47864707
Waifish orphan
Is pic related too big?
Mind focus
Charming
Mage Hand
Telepathic
Vanish
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>>47865080
>One of my Traveller's background stories got turned into an entire hubworld, and my two submitted origins made it in.

I don't even know what to say.

What made you decide to leave out the player made Traveller's though? Just too long?
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>>47865417
A daily reminder that hinting at substance existing is not the same as actually having substance. This is why Quiet cyoa is shit and will always be shit.
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>>47865080
No, they're coming. That's just for another day. You see I've made a horrible mistake, in that I'm going to need to convert most of the fan made Travellers back to text format. So I'm just waiting until I've finished putting those out and then I'll add it to the image version.
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>>47865039
I'm serious. I was told this by Lamas in the IRC.
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Is there a "You're waifu becomes real" CYOA?
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>>47865203
>It was made with all of the CYOA authors that were active at the time.
I don't even remember when that one was made.
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Apologies, >>47865682 was meant for >>47865605
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>>47865693
Why was Lame Ass making rape jokes a Tunebuggy?
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>>47865723
No, Tunebuggy just couldn't stand the rape jokes on 4chan. Lamas had nothing to do with it, though he was the one who kept in contact with him.
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>>47864904
I can't read that. Is there a version with legible text?
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>>47865236
>Come back from dinner and Family shenanigans
I mean, yeah. I could do *something.*
But Valentines is come and gone, so, eh.
Gimme like, a day and a half. Maybe three.
And some names. Cause I never pay attention to who is active.
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>>47865745
>Tunebuggy just couldn't stand the rape jokes on 4chan
How did I miss this tasty schadenfreude?
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>>47865772
Would absolutely love you for it. Always wanted to be in one.

>>47865745
This sounds objectively hilarious. When did this happen?
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>>47865772
Don't. These people are unimportant, stop enabling their overblown egos.
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>>47865682
>>47865719
Sorry, Highlander. That wasn't meant to be a dig or anything. Just curious. I'll have a build done in an hour or two.

One question though. How does superhuman body interact with the transfusions? I no longer remember.
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>>47865790
>schadenfreude
You know me all too well.
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>>47864785
>The Elder Wand
>Can cast any magic from Harry Potter's world
>any
Clear choice. Otherwise The Magic Lamp and wish for peak human condition.
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>>47865080
> Cr1TiKaL
> Allah Akbar
> Mechs & Manlet Mechs
> Walkers and stupid big space ship
> Nuke Ae Button
> Legfishmen
> Dear Squeaking
> Papa Swamp confirmed Canon

Jesus FUCK.
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>>47865805
>This sounds objectively hilarious. When did this happen?
Quite some time ago, I'm not sure exactly.
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>>47865080
So. Igra's art from the image version is from porn.
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>>47864740
>computer 24
>video games 20
>music 16
>library 12
>hd camera 9
>drugs 4
>hygiene products 1
>gun 1
comfy life
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>>47865810
It'll be blank until I get some names. And it won't be all sunshine and pickles.
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>>47865745
Are you telling me that Tunebuggy's more sensitive than Angelanon? That's hard to do.
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>>47865879
>Anon is trying to make an edgy version of a waifu CYOA
Shitstorm bait.
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>>47865805
>Always wanted to be in one
If you want recognition you should seek a website that isn't built upon anonymity. Reddit or Tumblr are vastly more suited to you.
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>>47864774
>Mercy
>Zarya
>D.VA
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>>47865879
Include Muscle wizard anon, I kind of feel bad for him, his cyoa >>47865798

is alright but it doesn't get any attention for being a pdf.
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>>47864774
>bastion
>mei
>D.Va
woo! comfy friends!
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>>47865745
Shoot, I didn't know him too well, but I like his CYOAs. In memory of Tunebuggy I am going to rape D.Va.
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>>47865811
I leave that up to your interpretation, maybe you consider it useless as you leave your mortal coil, or maybe you use what remains of your mortal coils to cast something new. I leave that in your hands.

>>47865856
I was waiting for someone to notice that. Still looking for a good birdman for Igra that isn't Tzeenched to high heaven.


But for now goodnight folks, if you have comments, builds questions or concerns just put them down and I'll get to them in the morning. Tommorow we'll work out the details of the next sets of Travellers.
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>>47865919
I hope you like doritos and mtn dew.
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>>47865910
No worries, for now I'm brainstorming layouts.
>>47865898
>Edgy
Naw dawg, I just don't like the whole "no downsides, all upsides without reason."
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>>47864785
ivory feather desu, just be nice to people and live forever
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>>47865962
>Naw dawg, I just don't like the whole "no downsides, all upsides without reason."
>Not edgy
Can't fool me. I've seen people post this a half-dozen times claiming their CYOA totally won't be harsh or edgy bro, but when they actually post it? Bam, rape and cheating and scat everywhere. Happens every time.
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>>47865964
>>47864785
best choice
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>>47865039
Never knew there was more then 1 page to this.
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>>47864649
This seems familiar.
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>>47865080
>skimming through religions
>religion of the king
you've moved up in my book of namefags Highlander.
then again the list is mostly full of shitposters so...
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>>47865988
>Scat
I mean, if you WANT some literal shitflinging retard taking a dump to rival a tree on your chest, sure. I can manage. But I'd prefer to just make a CYOA.
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>>47866031
The other two pages are unofficial DLC.
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>>47866061
I take that back. The second page might be official; I really don't remember.
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>>47866046
Nobody wants any of it, I'm just telling you that I don't trust you based on prior experience.
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>>47866045
Why is that noteworthy?
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>>47864774
Torb
Zarya
Widow

mite be fun, make dinky contraptions with Torb and Zarya with Widow eventually joining in.
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>>47865772
Can I be in it?
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>>47866089
>Prior experience
You don't even know who I am.
You wouldn't like my prior work, but I can do quality. No worries. If I can't angle it right, I'm just gonna scrap it anyway, like 90% of my shit.
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>>47866158
What're you working on next, anon?
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>>47866158
what have you worked on before?
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>>47866218
He did >>47864654 and some other stuff.
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>>47864545
Lets go for Decontamination Deluge, Liquid Soap, Nail clippers and toothbrush.

>>47864772
Mind letting me use your shower on New Years? I'll let you use mine whenever you get sick, I'll even let you hang around for a month if you ever get cancer or something.
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>>47864837
Sky and Red Potion, life suddenly got much more interesting.
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>>47864740
I like the classics
Like the one with the flashdrives
or the one with the apps
none of this eight thousand page bullshit we have today.
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>>47864823
Tech Head
Efficiency
Limit Break

Use Limit Break, Efficiency, and Tech Head in combination to create literally anything with a single scrap of metal. Become as omnipotent as I want. GG no re.
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>>47866293
Grognard.
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>>47866180
>>47866218
I made pic related. I'm also supposed to be working on the DragonFable cyoa.
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Remake coming Tuesday or Wednesday with everything improved and some new stuff.
Then its some new oc after that..
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>>47866307
Sue me. I don't want to have to spend eight years on a single CYO picture.
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>>47866353
Never been a huge fan of the Pokemon CYOA but I'm looking foward to the OC, italics!
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>>47866362
Gonna dump the few I have organized.
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>>47866353
Evasion isn't a stat tho
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>>47865236
pick your CYOA Author Roomate!

>Quiet
+you have access to his notes, which are totally real and explain everything that didn't make sense.
-/pol/ sends bricks through the window sometimes

>Beri
+Productive as fuck, the place is always in tip top shape
-Considers slime everywhere to be a feature, not a bug

>SDA
+researching gay romance, may need help
-raging slut, puts out after the sixth date if he feels a strong connection and wants to enter a long term relationship

>Angel
+more /tg/ than most anyone, good games partner
-only actually made one cyoa, even if it was surprisingly good. Only really on the list because she's a girl.

>highlander
+Canadian
-can't do anything with you, he's autistically detailing page 1024093463452 of his fantasy universe.

I'm bored now, but someone else can add more authors.
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>>47864685
Well, shoot. Now making my monkey build an imp build seems like a viable option.
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>>47866418
Highlander is a Muslim lesbian. Author confirmed.
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>>47866418
>SDA
Uh, Anon.
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Anyone have that one dragon roommate CYOA? The one where that dragongirl destroys your house and offers to turn you into a dragon to make up for it? It was posted a few threads ago, but I can't find it.
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>>47866461
RIP Ferrean
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>>47866083
Heh it's cool. Thanks for posting them.
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>>47866353
>It's a complete remake instead of more DLC

Cautious excitement.
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>>47866461
>>47866477

...people remember me?
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>>47866477
Explain.
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>>47866511
>Made a super popular half-dragon CYOA
>Posted a WIP for something
>Expecting people not to remember you
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>>47866293
I agree, it's all these people thinking quantity = quality and then circlejerking over their shite.
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>>47866448
I choose nothing.
Mystery liquid if i'm forced to, i guess.
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>>47866511
Yeah, I remember you. Why was that anon saying you were kill? Also, repost your damn CYOA. Trying to search for it gives me vomit-worthy TF stuff, and I'm out of brain bleach.
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>>47866253
Now that's the first time I've seen someone asking to share different showers. Pretty creative. Now why the liquid soap and other choices?
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>>47866551
If you seriously think all the garbage he's spamming is 'quality' then you must enjoy eaten butcher's scraps off of a dirty bathroom floor.
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>>47866551
To be fair, a good number of the larger CYOA are still at least "good" quality.
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>>47866529
It's 4chan, if you actually expect people to care about namefags then you really should go to a website that caters to them. Anonymity is a strength.
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Thank you anon posting older cyoas.
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>>47866581
He's one of those retard grognards who thinks those CYOAs where you can press a button to kill jews OR A button to give you a waifu are high quality.
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>>47866436
Double red. Bearmode > Skinnyfat.
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>>47866529
>>47866569
Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks.
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>>47866560
I don't really remember the effect but I'd bet it was turn into a little girl.
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>>47866613
Hell yes. Your name and CYOA shall not be forgotten.
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>>47866613
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>>47866578

Augments one seems to be the obvious choice.
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>>47864857
Interestingly the drop in quality of /cyoag/ can be correlated with the birth of r/cyoa
Now with all this namefaggotry... Hmmm. Really makes you think.
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>>47865049
Selfish for all except for being the little girl, mai waifu, and in space, baby. Also, i don't have to chose something for sacrifice, do I?
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>>47866613
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>>47866628

I'm also working on updating this, a space princess cyoa, and Skies of Eden.
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>>47866668
Glad to hear you're still in the game.
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>>47866448
>potion of infinite dreaming has literally no drawback
>everything else either destroys human civilization or forces you to suffer forever
???
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>>47866457
Hi.
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>>47866668
>updating half-dragon cyoa
You are an absolute madman
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>>47866668
Good to hear, I was worried the furrees scared you off.
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>>47866407
Now to be fair, Evasion is an in-battle stat that basically determines the probability of an attack hitting a target. I just made it an extra stat that you can level up in the cyoa, along with explaining how it works for you in the cyoa.

>>47866493
There's more content in it. No need to worry.

>>47866379
I'm glad to hear it.
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>>47866418
>Angel
>more /tg/ than most anyone
Why? Because she posts pics of herself with Warhammer figs stuck between her tits?
>good games partner
Didn't she get kicked out if her last Pathfinder group for unspecified reasons?
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>>47866623
With the silver fork, do I also have to eat the bones?
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>>47866448
The obvious choice is to take the potion of immortality, and kill yourself constantly.
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>>47866748
Ever since CYOAs were banished from /d/, this place has seen a large rise in furshit and other shitty fetishes.
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>>47866769
I skip over the shitty parts of the thread, skimming at most. I don't actually have a lot of material to go with. I don't know anything from other threads either, as this is pretty much the only thread I read on 4chan.
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>>47866668
Space Princess eh? I want some cute elf ears or antennae.
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>>47866511
You should make more stuff.
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Guy working on the remake of Quiet's Seven Sins cyoa. I figured since you guys know what you want better than I do, I figured I'd ask what you would want changed in this remake. Any suggestions will be considered.
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>>47866877
A width that fits on a 1920X1080 monitor?
I have no other requests.
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>>47866877
make it not super-wide.
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>>47866795
>ever since X did Y furries!
they are similar to vermin, no one act forces their move. Probably probing attacks by the threadbase from /b/ to test new waters...

remember your vows.
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>>47866836
Then you probably want to do some research on how the rest of this board thinks of us.

Protip: They don't give a single fuck.
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>>47864545
Shower of Youth, Liquid Soap, Nimbus Tooth Brush and Cologne/Deodorant combo
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>>47866511
Yeah, your was literal perfection, please make more like it!
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>>47866570

I can go a bit more into my reasoning, but first a bit on my thoughts of min-maxing with the Shower of Youth.

Its stated that showers work for 'the owner and one other person per day for 24 hours'. Effectively 2 people could use the shower and age backwards or 3 people could use the shower very carefully and Anons B and C would cease aging but not be able to grow younger. Any missteps in timing though would result in shaved off days each time.

I went with the Decontamination Deluge partially for personal reasons and partially because it offers the greatest potential pairing with the Shower of Youth. Shower of Youth bros don't want to die from any nasty diseases or injuries so they're probably willing to trade the use of their shower. Someone with the Decontamination Deluge can actually help out a fair number of people, since their shower doesn't need to be used every day for it to have an effect and its effects persist after you stop.

Unfortunately soaps and extras are listed as 'They do not work for anyone but the owner.' So no sharing those. Taking the liquid soap both gives me the ability to change my form as I see fit and if the Anon I'm trading with doesn't want to shower with a guy I can always change that if I'm not enjoying being a girl at the moment anyway. Just takes a bit of planning. Plus if I'm living a long time changing my identity every now and then would be nice.

Clippers because I have bad nail biting habit and I won't be able to bite titanium nails. Toothbrush because I have a sweet tooth and already a couple of fillings, The brush would fix those hopefully. Both give me some extra perks as well. Also considered the hair brush and razor but I might be able to get those effects with the liquid soap anyway.
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>>47866901
Anon its been over 10 years. Furries aren't even a threat anymore. People these days are more interested in attacking feminists and sjws on tumblr.
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>>47865100
>>47865172
ok quiet, how's this?
>the "there's no shading or outlines" edition
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>>47867004
May Allah bless you with strong sons anon.
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>>47864774
>/btbg/ died so there will never be an equivalent
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>>47867093
The general didn't die, the game did. In <2 months a literal world record.
It may go F2P at which point I'll try it and perhaps do a thing.
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>>47865100
>Only 2 tan-dark skinned authorfus.
For what purpose?
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>>47866980
Nicely thought out.

With the shower it basically halts your aging for the day you shower and on the 1st of the year removes a year. so showering every day and on the new year would technically be 2 years you've removed. Yes 3 people could use the shower carefully to prevent aging each year.

I love the reasoning behind the clippers. Same kind of thing i'd do. I didn't specify but the brush does keep your mouth healthy so I could see it restoring your mouth to good health as otherwise it wouldn't be maintaining a healthy mouth. You could remove hair with shapeshifting, even if not as fast and change to normal colors, then you could dye your hair if needed. Slower then the other items but doable.
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>>47865100
>no one will ever make a death battle author cyoa
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>>47867040
And you weren't even made the gay manlet option. Don't think it wasn't tempting.
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>>47866448
this is the worst CYOA i've ever seen
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>>47867181
Not as bad as the man shit eating CYOA
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>>47866578
This one's kind of silly when you think about the headband restrictions they are trying to place unless the bullets you fire disappear after a short amount of time. If they don't then just make a weak airgun that fires coins, load up with a few silver coins or gold coins and have infinite money.
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>>47867176
>gay manlet option
But I'm neither of those things!
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>>47867209
Which is why anon would make you one.
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>>47867138
>implying

I needed the general because I don't have the time to play everyone to the point where I know their personalities. So no equivalent btb roomate cyoa.
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>>47867181
this one isn't exactly a prize either, no offense to whoever made it.

>>47867209
and that's why i made you an anonette.
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>>47867209
I call bullshit. You live in Pakistan. Place is full of manlets.
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>>47867199
Or just take a piece of gold and start cutting off slices of it. I guess it's still hard to sell that much gold, though - it's a hassle you don't have to go through if you could just get infinite money.

Although you could hold money by the corner and tear everything but that corner off over and over again and not have a problem as long as nobody checked the serial numbers.
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>>47867224
q: what is the official cut-off to determine that now? last i heard it was 6'.
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>>47867254
Current manlet cutoff is 6'6
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>>47867224
>>47867254
I'm 6'1. I also have blue eyes. We discussed this a few threads ago.
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>>47867266
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>47867262
shucks, i missed it by 9 inches.

>>47867266
you discussed this a few threads ago; i was busy skimming for cyoas, teasers, and just happened to catch tidbits of conversations that left me wondering which board i was on.
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>>47867247
I"m now imagining a dollar bill like on one of those tear tab notepads where you keep ripping the bill off over and over. "how much was the burger? 5 bucks?" rip rip rip rip rip
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>>47865080
>Dai-Picta
>Newkid Greeter screams in the distance
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>>47867310
The design of this CYOA is top notch.

>>47867266
pics or no go
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>>47866490

Black pill is the obvious choice. "Literally nobody has ever not made money when coming to me" is a pretty wordy slogan for a stock broker, but I'll have enough money to hire someone to make it more catchy.
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>>47866511
Your last CYOA caused an autism storm of reasonable quality. Hard not to forget that.
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>>47864545
>Storm Shower
>Lava Soap
>Nail Clippers

Not the most practical choices but when I'm currently dealing with triple digit heat of SoCal, the idea of being able to gradually lower the temperature and change the weather sounds like a divine power.

Also no sweating.
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>>47864971
>Reddit diaspora thinks 3 years is a long time in 4chan
It's not.
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>>47864971
So? CYOAs are way older than that. Jesus Christ, newfag.
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>>47866613
Aw yeah, it's this CYOA. Question for the author, though - is it at all possible to learn magic even if I don't pick Magic 2? Otherwise, so long as I don't pick the Magic perk, is there any reason NOT to pick Magically Inept? I'm going to assume that I can learn magic slowly, just so I'm not going to effectively have 33 points:

>Improved Wings 2 (-6)
>Timeless 2 (-8)
>Dragon Breath (-3)
>Senses 2 (-4)
>Form Sculpting 2 (-2)
>Elemental Affinity (-1)
>Dragon Grace 2 (-6)
I choose Light as my affinity. That's fine, right? If it's not, I choose Plasma. Form Sculpting gives me feathery, long scales over my wings, and I basically look like a human avatar of Quetzalcoatl.

Roommate: Sandra seems like she has a pretty comfy home.

Helping out: Adeline (because that sounds fun), Sandra (because I live with her, I'm not half bad at baking, and I cheat like a whore), Quincy (because I can't not help a friend and this seems cool enough).
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>>47866511
i was making a thing and didn't see your post, but i'll forever remember you as the author who said, "people kept taking the same options, so rather than nerfing those i decided to make everything else more appealing."

i'm a fan of you and of half-dragon.
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>>47864545
Does anybody have that pic that links together a bunch of the sci fi cyoas ? Would much appreciate it
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>>47867363
Yeah I live in heatsville too, was 119 earlier today according to my phone app, so I can see the temptation of controlling the weather. No sweating would be sweet. Just think you could also help all those farmers and their crops during heatwaves.
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>>47867365
>>47867382
3 years is a pretty long time to attention whore on a forum that openly hates you.
>>
Anyone else keep checking these threads to see if branching hearts been update?
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>>47867412
Jesus Christ, where are you? I'm in Lahore and the hottest we had today was 124.
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>>47867425
Pretty sure Branching Heart is done for now.
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>>47867310
>Blessing of the Sages
>Blessing of the Warrior
>Blessing of the Oracle
>Great Plains
>The Comrade
>The Powers of Old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLFT_zGCn9o
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>>47867425
I'm sure you're not alone, but I'm not interested in that CYOA at all so I can't say that's why I hang out in these threads.
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>>47864727
Another brilliant web comic, more so for its characters and flowery speech than its setting, though it is still a great setting, is Unsounded. There is quite a bit there to catch up on, so if you'er up to date on your usual reads I'd recommend you give it a shot. Shit really starts to hit get good around chapter 8
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>>47867462
Near Phoenix. Forcast for phoenix this week was that it would hit 121.
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>>47867574
Holy shit, you're in white people country anon, why not go somewhere where it's not as hot as a South Asian desert hellhole?
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>>47867557
>Why hello there artist, I see you've vomited your latest drug trip onto a piece of paper...
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>>47867592
LOL reasons and money. It's real nice here in the winter.
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>>47867223
Hmm, tears of rage sound the most powerful, but how to get them. I know.

I'll take her in and quickly vial up whatever tears she has right now. I'll sell those, and use the money to buy a better life for the both of us.
Eventually, I'll get her a pet. Chances are she'll take a liking to that pet. After a few years, I'll get the vials ready, take the pet, and beat it in front of her, perhaps locking her head in a position to where she can not look away. After harvesting the tears of (Hopefully) rage and drinking them, I'll probably repeat the process a couple more times (will have to convince her I didn't mean it and I lost control, have to appear genuinely sorry for her in order to work.)

Thoughts?
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>>47867592
Hey, we have desert and we need people to make live there too.
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>>47867425
branching heart looks pretty good at 22 pages. i can't imagine berri is in any hurry to go and add 6-7 more pages for another set of 10 girls.
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>>47867662
I will never understand white people...

>Get out of Africa.
>Grab all the good land.
>"Meh, sure, I can live in a lovely coastal region where the hottest it'll be is 50 F, but why not go fuck meself in a desert!"
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>>47867683
Sorry to bother you Quiet, but something just came to my attention. While I was reworking the Seven Sins cyoa, I noticed that Wrath's first power, Rage, only says it will shroud you in demonic energy for 25 seconds. Is there a limit to how many times the chosen of Wrath can do it? I always thought it was a once a day thing.
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>>47864649
You know, usually I don't bother with CYOAs that don't leave me at least marginally better off than I am now, and being a bird-slave doesn't really seem like a step up even with some low-level magic tacked on.

I like this CYOA though. The premise probably helps, "you died", so I at least end up arguably better off than that. Relatively low responsibility as well, even if the CYOA specifically focuses on that there's only so much you can expect of a minimally magical bird.
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>>47867223
None of the above. I'll be a compassionate human being and attempt to befriend her. If all goes well, I may end up waifuing her, and maybe use her tears of joy to get her a dowry worth having.
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>>47864757
Hard mode options. I want a goddamn novel base, and you are a generous namefag. GIVE THEM TO MEEEEE.
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>>47866391

POST THE FUCKING BOX ALREADY
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>>47867725
>times the chosen of Wrath can do it?
Once per 6 hours. That's what I had in mind when I wrote the thing.
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>>47867599
Thats not even the weird part of that chapter
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>>47867792
Ah, thanks for the specification. Though now I wonder, why didn't you put that bit of information in?
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>>47867683
People move where there is money to be made, and some people(crazy people) do actually like shitty deserts. That said if you spend all of your time inside with air conditioning it's hardly like living in a desert elsewhere. I live in a desert, and using an air conditioner my bedroom does not go above 68F(20C). I could however move to a place in the mountains not far from where I live with that as the actual yearly high of the area, but the roads up there suck, and I get carsick.
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What cyoa has the largest amount of selectable waifus?
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>>47867854
Space Refugee maybe? It has like five pages of waifus or something.

Pokemon personified has like 12 but there's less waifus-per-page (WPP)
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>>47867854
Not sure, that probably goes to Branching Heart now.
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>>47867823
Excuse me sir, but does that giant crow have multiple rows of titties?
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>>47867825
Space issues I think. That or I forgot. I wrote this years ago anon.
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>>47867874
You should be more concerned about the numerous fetuses attached to it.
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>>47867888
Okay, thanks again for the specifications. I'll hopefully have the rough draft by next week.
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>>47867656

You're a terrible person for not wanting a mermaidfu
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>>47866436
Double yellow
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>>47867910
The CYOA kinda side steps around the idea that tears of joy could come from a relationship. Because the writer was maybe a bit dumb. Like shit,that's the most obvious way to get them.
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>>47867854
The new version of Pick A Goddess has 39. I wouldn't be surprised if Pokemon Personafied had more, though.
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>>47867910
Okay, if you say so. I'll just leave you with your vagina-less girlfriend while I burn down entire armies and move the moon with my mind.
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>>47867890
Oh, those arent attached. Those just got tangled as it rant through the floating fetus forest
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>>47867823
What comic is this?
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>>47867998
Thats even worse somehow
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>>47865746
http://imgur.com/a/RC8Bm
Latest version i have, complete with bugs i've got to fix.

Pic related is pt1 of the final one of v1 i made.
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>>47864904
Disagree.
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>>47868060
Part 2 of 3.
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>>47867945
>39 waifus for 1 cyoa.
Talking about being dedicated. How many start to become repeats, or are they all unique?
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>>47864837
Twilight potion is an easy choice, they always try to make stories and shows depict immortality as sad or a curse, but fuck that, especially with being able to take someone for as long as you want? hell yes.
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>>47868096
I'd say they're all rather unique, but you can judge for yourself.
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>>47868082
3/3?
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>>47868012
Unsounded. The crazy bizarro world shit doesnt happen until chapter 6 I think, but the comic has a lot more going for it than just that. Probably my second favourite web comic right now aside for Kill Six Billion Demons and Lackadaisy. The setting isnt as great as KSBD, but the characters and dialogue is stupendous

Speaking of, Lackadaisy, you've probably seen it posted around somewhere. 1930s gangster drama of the highest quality
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>>47868154
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>>47868180
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>>47868140
Wasn't the author going to update this or something?
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>>47868082
Don't die on me now, scientist.
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>>47868228
That IS the update
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>>47868228
This is the update. The old version was only two or three pages and didn't have any perks.
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>>47864740
Microwave: 30 - 2 = 28
Girl: 28 - 18 = 10
Computer: 10 - 6 = 4
All video games: 4 - 4 = 0
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>>47866760
Yo, if you're still here then answer me this?
How similar is this one to the first complete version?
How many pages we lookin at?
Is the player still the Hero?
Are there still a ton of companions?
Will there be lore changes?
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>>47868060
you've got a copy of the laboratory lair. maybe that was intentional though. you are the scientist, after all.
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>>47864904
How many companions you were allowed to take for this one? Do they have a cost or something? Is something that bugged me for quite a while.

Some of them you should be able to call independently of your choice of tome.
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>>47868232
>>47868157
Sorry about the wait, i guess i had forgotten.
Thanks post timers.

>>47868294
I did say it had bugs to fix.
I haven't finished the update of that version yet.
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>>47865411
I WANT TO befriend THAT SNAIL
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>>47867683
>Get out of Africa.
>Grab all the good land.

Africa has the best land on Earth. But white peoples' ancestors were cursed by the gods of the land so if they go to Africa they die of horrible diseases.
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>>47868251
>>47868273
I think he's talking about another update including more goddesses. I remember Loki being mentioned in a next update of it.
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>>47865411
>adding girl nerds/mages
Oh yea I've been waiti
>Restricted to one school
Fuck
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>>47868408
>Africa has the best land on Earth
Excuse you no.

Best resources? Sure. Best place to live? Err, no, not if you like living in a fiery shithole full of sand and big cats.
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>>47868371
I kinda took him out sorry, I'll probably use him for the neutral companions and classes DLC though.
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>>47868349
i assumed you could take exactly 1 companion from every archetype listed. i may be wrong.
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>>47868446
Don't forget the parasites. Anon obliquely implied it, but the fact of the matter is that Africans aren't immune to the parasites and diseases that infest that shitty continent.

Africa is death because Africa evolved with us and is full of life better adapted to deal with us. We thrive better elsewhere just like an invasive species does.
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>>47868451
Virdi best/worst tsundere nature goddess
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>>47868451
I want to fuck that combat nun.
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>>47868493
I've actually changed her art please don't hate it.
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>>47868529

Not him but I approve. Any estimation when you should be finished?
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>>47868529
Whoa
Not that guy, but like this one even better
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>>47864740
Reduce payout to zero.

Gourmet Cooking (31)
Computer (25)
Music (21)
Library with Every Book Ever Published (17)
Cell Phone (14)
Hygiene Products and Jacuzzi (11)
Improved Medical Care (8)
Garden with Greenhouse (6)
Workshop (0)

Spend a decade transcribing the lost texts and scrolls of the Library of Alexandria while listening to the best music ever recorded. Eat gourmet meals, walk through the greenhouse occasionally, and work on reproducing any interesting mechanical devices described in the books I read.

Then, when I exit the basement, sell copies of the books I've transcribed and translated. Become millionaire while having the comfiest 10 year solitary confinement ever.
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>>47868529
Eh, I preferred the other art. Looked a lot more combat efficient. But this one ain't so bad.
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>>47868534
idk design wise probably later today, actual writing might take a bit longer so if I had to put a rough estimate maybe Wednesday?
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>>47864740
Internet + Kitchen + Jacuzzi + Mayo Clinic Doc + Garden

Internet so I can shitpost on /pol/ and do CYOAs on /tg/. Kitchen to start to learn my own food, Hygiene because it's elemental, Doc so I can live to get the cash and Garden so I can get some sunrays and fresh air
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>>47868543
I wasn't a huge fan of the art on that one, design-wise. I like the first one more but the new one is just better to look at. It's actually really hard to find a good looking battle nun who doesn't use guns.
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>>47868469
Not everywhere. Some humans ended up near the North Pole in places without any plant life to speak of so they had to make everything out of bone, skin, and sinew and the occasional rock they found. Frankly their ancestors should have turned around and gone back south.
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>>47868554

Cool. Looks good so far.
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>>47868557
How ya gonna use that internet without a computer big boy?
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>>47865411

source of the battle-nun pic?
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>>47868575
holy fucking shit boxwine
I love you hello
what can you tell us about the new stuff upcoming? or, if stuff's already been said, can you point me in the right direction?
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>>47866613
>>47866628
>>47866668
Half-Dragon of Gambling
>Improved Wings 2
>Timeless 2
>Dragon Hide 2
>Senses 2
>Form Sculpting 1
>Elemental Affinity 2: Gambling
>Dragon Grace 1
>Bunking with Emma Clay
>Corporate Espionage
https://youtu.be/LpHWvIgEXtc
Spending nights in back-alley clubs, playing poker and blackjack. Once Emma asks me about finding the mole, I'll start introducing Friday poker nights to the employees; find him that way.
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>>47868575
First one shows a magic/physical fighter. The new one is a pure weapon fighter with an especially sadistic/dom streak. It's also kind of hard to notice the "nun" but, you have to look closely.

I like the original, but I don't know what you are aiming for.
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>>47864774
Hog, Zenya and McCree
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>>47868575

When you said that I decided to check boorus to see how true that is. Ended up finding a picture of mai waifu wielding a spear in battlenun outfit. Thank you Box Wine.
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>>47868612
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hikaru_%28atelier_no_note%29

Artist named hikaru

>>47868613
This DLC, neutral classes and companion DLC, the mentor expansion, some super secret OC, expanding the lore of Hero Acedemy, and the earlyest pre-planning for Hero Academy's sequel (this is many months off)

>>47868640
happy waifu = happy laifu
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>>47868288
>How similar is this one to the first version?
Things have been far altered from the first version.

>How many pages are we looking at?
Best estimation 39. I'll put it into a folder upload it, and link it.

>Is the player still the Hero?
Yes.

>Are there still tons of companions.
Verily and over 50+ new companions. All, but 1 Warlord of Underground will make an appearance.

The Great God will be an available companion to pick with more Seats on the throne.

>Will there be lore changes?
There has been lore changes. Ragnarok has been fleshed out along with the character of D, the Emperor of Space (Palkia), and more about the First Kind.
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>>47868451
>Only 1 non human companion now

I GUESS

And elves don't count.
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>>47868459
Interesting, but beyond lair and tome limitations applied to that theory I still remain unconvinced about it, to be honest.

>>47868363
What do you think about the companion limit question?
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>>47865080
>Terra-E5394
Uhm, actually, mass death wouldn't cause a technological dark age.
The survivors would have comparatively more production resources to divide between them and the value of individual labour would go up.
People would be able to manage less efficient industries and produce high-quality living conditions for the common man (that previously couldn't afford these things), this allows people to delve into self-improvement and science and propels the people forward hundreds of years.
This is what always happens after steep population drops, look at Europe after the black plague.
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>>47868621
As interesting as "gambling" is for an element pick (totally valid with affinity 2), it doesn't actually DO anything by itself

Elements affect your appearance without Form Sculpting, your breath, claws, your Hide's weakness and your magic speciality.

Since you have no breath, no elemental claws, no weakness, no magic, and a custom appearance, it does literally nothing.

When he updates the CYOA he should definitely add in a line about Affinity having some effect by itself, but as is there's nothing.
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I've been gone for a while, around when did CYOA become this cancerous?

>>47864941
Forced Impulse (5)

Hand On Heart (6)

Brief Glimpse (5)

Complications
Marked
Anchored
Devoted

With this I become a true lawyerdemon.

>>47864837
I'm a sucker for Immortality, so twilight potion

>>47864740
Skylight
Internet
Medical
Desktop
Library

>>47864823
The Noble Path
Efficiency
Successful Probability

Live a long time, the successful probability extends to 50 seconds, allowing me to do otherwise improbable things. With my longer life I can learn more at a greater rate with the efficiency and possibly extend the knowledge of humankind with my successful probability. Experiments that rely on chance to complete, if the interactive element is within 50 seconds, can have the random element eliminated.

>>47865049
Selfless all

>>47865352
Man, I wish this one had a Geometric option, you know for those angles that look like wheels with eyes all over them.

>>47866391
I'm torn for the butler but I'll choose the perfect accuracy anyway, I'd win so many bets.

>>47866598
Keyboard, just for the hell of it. CYOA video game, why not?

>>47866623
The key, even if it breaks the aura should still work. Eventually it will wear down to nothing, but not during my lifetime.

>>47866663
Book of Wizardry
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>>47868685
>39 pages
Hey, thanks for answering. Just know that I always enjoy the ridiculous vlomue of content in your work. Thanks for creating.

>Ragnarok has been fleshed out
Finally. Hardly anyone picked them before and they were criminally underutilized in my opinion.
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>>47868710
I only took Form Sculpting because I had one point left over and I didn't feel like swapping any of my other stuff out.
Besides, wouldn't you find it kinda silly if a fire dragon was vulnerable to fire? The way I see it, being Gambling means that I am better at gambling; it's essentially the same as Luck.
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>>47868685
>Estimation of 39 pages
I mean I'm dead inside so I don't care, but for the sake of people who aren't dead inside, try not to go too crazy.
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>>47868745
Disagree. I love the idea of that many pages. I want him to go crazy.
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>>47868685
>I'll put it into a folder upload it, and link it.

Thanks for not being as autistic as the asshole that dumped Traveller. Can't wait to see the ridiculously dark world of Constellia reborn.
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>>47868677
neu-NEUTRAL CLASSES?
I can take classes from the new thing without having to switch schools?
holy shit yes.

I'm nondivine Healanon. There anything in the new class selection that can up my healing ability moreso than Arcane from the generic classes?

BTW I'm so happy you're back, I was worried about ya bestbox
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>>47866551
>>47866293
then, what do you like, anon?
Examples, please. Themes.
Saying "classics" does not mean much - those are the "best" from the past.
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>>47868701
You can only take one companion, as i worded it.

I must not have gotten that kind of question when i was making it, since it didn't make the final cut.
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>>47868774
maybe? I haven't even started on the neutral stuff.

So if you have suggestions I'm more than willing to listen. It'll probably be between 8-12 classes and companion.
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>>47868768
>ridiculously dark

OK, care to explain that one? I know theres dark shit going on but calling the whole thing ridiculously dark is a bit of a stretch.
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>>47868796
Ok.
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>>47868763
The current image version of Traveller is 39 pages (that's gonna increase pretty shortly). I'm not saying "Don't include things", I'm saying "condense if at all possible". We all know it's impossible for Highlander to condense things, after all.
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>>47868529
On one hand I like this art style better.
On the other hand, warriors dressing like fetish whores are ridiculous.
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>>47865236
>I don't suppose anyone is going to be doing a CYOA Author CYOA anytime soon?
I did.
It was posted the 24th of May, that is just barely not a month ago.
Your last CYOA was made in July (?), so of course you weren't included.
If someone else wants to make an author cyoa, and they include you, that's cool.
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>>47868809
well, I remember talk about ideas to get a class that merges ki and arcane forces in some sort of way.
If Blood Magic runs on arcane reserve, then linking that with maxed Ki Attunement through such a course would be more ideal than whatever vague boost to healing Arcane gives I'd recon, right?
Wrong?
I still don't know why Arcane boosts healing on its own, to be honest, thought, save that once you implied it increased natural regeneration in a similar way to Ki Attunement. I really wish there was more clarification on that in Arcane's own course bio, but that's tedium you don't need to bother with.
I will say, though, that it's almost certain more people than me want the Ki/Arcane Reserve merger course, so that would be my suggestion.

Also maybe something about Artificial augmentation? I noticed a new companion in the image posted earlier and one of the old ones looked cyborg in nature, so maybe explore that idea with a course?
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>>47865049
Selfish - Wizard / Mai Waifu
Selfless - Everything else but Sacrifice
Sacrifice - Neither
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>>47868844
Nah man, more content is good.
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>>47865100
I wanna fuck Box Wine. Not the Picture you choose, the actual author
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>>47868809
Here are some suggestions:
Shapeshifting magic.
Number magic.
A job/position as one of the non-magical courses, like some sort of trades course. Maybe construction or cooking?.
Sound Magic.
If what >>47868875 said is true about resource linking courses, then one of such course for each combination of two (Arcane/Divine, Arcane/Ki, Ki/Divine).
Fusion Magic (like fusing two monsters/artifacts or fusing yourself with other monsters/artifacts).
More soul-related magics.
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>>47864864
Take all of them. The doctor is a repulsive human being preying on a sick girl. Any one of those ought to be paying for her to be in a top of the line hospital forever. I wouldn't be surprised if he was poisoning her.
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>>47864837
Cherry - Travel forward in time
Grass - Travel back in time
Sky - Sleep at will

Cherry + Grass is better than the 3 point potions. Time travel is ridiculously powerful.
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ever get that feeling that you're really lazy to do anything but at the same time you really wanted to do your cyoa
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>>47868810
I meant in terms of the original material, Pokemon.
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>>47869030
strip and open your windows
refuse to close them until you have completed your task
this will motivate you
towards doing one thing, or another
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>>47868796
ok, that makes sense too since every companion seems to have something to offer for the long run. you'd end up being ridiculously powerful if you had a cult/coven of sorts going on.

>>47868809
i don't have any suggestions--to be honest, i'm not heavily invested in hero academy--but i think it's really cool of you to incorporate suggestions into your cyoa. i don't think that works for all authors, but it seems to work for you so that's awesome.

>>47869030
all the time. laziness wins out 99.9% of the time, too.
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>>47869071
Depending on where you live in the world that can be an incredibly retarded way to get arrested for indecent exposure.
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>>47868677
>This DLC, neutral classes and companion DLC, the mentor expansion, some super secret OC, expanding the lore of Hero Acedemy, and the earlyest pre-planning for Hero Academy's sequel (this is many months off)

So how far off is some of this stuff since I feel like writing a story based on this CYOA.
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>>47868875
I'm tempted to just write out a document explaining the technical side of arcane magic just because so many people ask questions on it (my fault not theirs)

>>47868902
Can we start as friends and work from there?

>>47868945
I've written down your guys suggestions

>>47869080
Thanks man that means a lot

>>47869247
Gosh I wish I could give an accurate timeframe.
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>>47869345
>Can we start as friends and work from there?
Alright. Love your work senpai. Also how you respect your audience.
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So yesterday we confirmed Metal is the best element, but which element is the worst? I'm guessing Fire.
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>>47869755
Plants are best you philistine.
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>>47869755
>So yesterday we confirmed Metal is the best element
As far as summoning/controlling something goes, change is the most broken there is (since you can use it for anything).
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>>47869772
Cause nature is definitely not getting curbstomped by the march of industry, right anon? Wait...
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>>47869810
Fuck you, that's a clever-ass image for this context.
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>>47869755
Worst element has always been heart.
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>>47869882
I disagree.
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>>47869923
That's clearly a combination of heart and earth. Heart doesn't turn shit to stone on it's own.
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>>47869755
I don't know, man. Electricity is certianly up there and it can do a lot to metal. Fire is pretty bad though.
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>>47869935
I've always imagined Heart like what Jasmine did/does in Angel: no actual powers, just mass love manipulation.
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>>47869755
Is there even anything that Fire excels in? Is there any reason, don't care how small, why Fire should not objectively be considered the shittiest element?
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>>47869985
Nothing so long as you allow electricity to govern plasma that it produces, and if you don't, well unless you straight up roll electricity into fire then it's a combination of electricity and fire stuff.

Anyway I would argue Irony is the worst element, as it's value degrades the more you use it, and it's at it's best when you aren't even meaning to use it. Though as far as literary elements it's either conflict or plot that takes the top spot.
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This is OC. I'm sorry for that trap goddess cyoa. Hopefully this one is better!
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>>47864941
Devoted
Anima
3 - Second Wind
3 - Not Today
8 - Conjure

Make money, gold, gems etc, become rich.
Left a few points in Not Today and Second Wind for emergencies.
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>>47867998
>>47867823

The fuck is even going on here?!? Why does the crow have boobs? Why is there a forest made of fetus balloons? Where can I find the peyote the artist/author smoked before making this?
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>>47866643
I'm confused. What's the con for the Dire Kiwi?
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>>47867998
>>47867823

The fuck is even going on here?!? Why does the crow have boobs? Why is there a forest made of fetus balloons? Where can I find the peyote the artist/author smoked before making this?
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>>47870416
>>47870437
Calm down
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>>47870433
Even if it's a really big Kiwi, it's still a Kiwi, and as such it's less effective than a normal creature that size would be?
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>>47870357
W-what trap goddess Cyoa?
You've gotten me curious.
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>>47870497
It's probably the one where the mystery box invalidates the rest of the CYOA.
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>>47870497
I've been told it's really bad. Sorry.
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>>47870497
You don't want to know, trust me.
The trap godess was also a scat godess
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>>47870547
>>47870550
I'm sorry I asked.
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>>47870547
Beautyx3

Those boons are really generous for what you have to do.
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>>47868852
Fetish Whorriors...
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>>47870547
I take money three times. I can live on 18,000.
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>>47864864
Heart of Darkness. Find someone in the hospital on life support who's about to be taken off, or someone else with a terminal disease who's lived a long, full life. Give them the Heart temporarily (tell them that it will only work for her as a white lie). Let them take the girl's disease, and give her a long, happy life.
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>>47864774
-Genji
-Tracer
-Mercy
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>>47864785
satanic pact cause immortality
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>>47864837
Twilight potion, IMMORTALITY HERE I COME
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>>47865049

-Selfish = i become Immune to damage not required food, water, air, etc, and will no longer age, Nothing in the universe can kill me

-Selfish = I can fly, i can teleport to anywhere i want to go, i can travel through time.

-Selfless = Everyone on 4chan that wants to be (except for me) gets to be a cute little girl (not me though)

-Selfish = I become a wizard capable of many might and earth shattering spells, i can cause earthquakes with a wave of my hand or raise flesh-eating zombies with a simple incantation

-Selfless = everyone but me meet their soul mate and find true love in their lifetime.

-Selfless = The entire planet now has free ultra-high-speed internet. There's also free, wireless electricity to power devices from anywhere. Viruses, Worms, and the like are destroyed and can never exist again.

-Selfless = Mankind will unlock the secret of faster-than-light travel

-Selfish = I can slam with the best, Becoming the best in the world at every sport and game

-Selfless = Someone else becomes king/queen of the world, they will be the most suited person that will be the best at leading the world. bla2

-Selfish = The moon will crash into earth killing of everyone but the king/queen and me. and 3 women scientist
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>>47870924
Cuked by the king for all eternity.
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>>47865049
Isn't there a longer version of this?
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>>47866412
The beast
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>>47866436
-Gain 1 inch of height
-Instantly Adds 15lbs of lean muscle mass spread evenly across my body
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>>47870924
>not picking Selfish x10

You're literally a cuck. I pity you.
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>>47870987
If you're enough of a manlet that you need to pick height, 1" isn't going to help you. Wasted m&m.
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>>47870949
>>47871002
?

why anon? i'm not going full evil. I just want to lay down, and use my powers, someone else can governs the world. I don't want to waste my time ruling the world
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>>47871002
Not him but I mostly agree with you expect for "Series of Tubes". That's just very convenient and you'll already know a ton of shit from "In Space, Baby". You could always try and make your own Not Humansâ„¢ so that you don't contradict helping mankind.
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>>47871077
You're literally giving away some of your powerfus and letting them slut it up with all of humanity. You're getting cucked on a global level, anon.
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Ren, you still here? Any progress on the Familiar CYOA?
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>>47871102
>cucked

Stop misusing that word, cow-licker.
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>>47871127
You forgot your pic.
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>>47871206
Stop projecting your emotions onto me, pissant. I don't get triggered by such minor things.
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>>47868140

-Polytheistic

-YHWH
-Freja

-Rural Living
-Godhood
-Increased Endurance
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>>47871102
>giving away some of my powerfus

wait wait what? he didn't get my powers though? being a king is not easy anon, you have to rule 24/7 please this new ruler is a just and peaceful, where as i can do whatever i want
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>>47871242
>Cannot pick any other goddesses upon taking the box
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>>47870547
Oh lord, the things I'm willing to do for power.

Let's see, I'll take magic twice for telepathy and telekinesis. $500 a month for swallowing the shit bits is tempting though.
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>>47871252
>giving away a powerfu because she demands a bit of responsibility and work from her husbanon

Not only a cuck but also a NEET.
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>>47871260
i didn't see that kek, But i chose polytheistic though, so do i still get the goddes tokens?
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>>47871342
dude, i need an explanation not a buzzword. you do realize that i still chose powers right? i can just rekt the king / queen with my powers
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>>47871359
Imagine each option as a waifu, a powerfu. You either get to keep her for yourself (selfish option) or share her with the world (cuck option). You took the cuck option at least once so you're a cuck. Understand now?
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Is there a comfy apocalypse cyoa?
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>>47871404
>Imagine each option as a waifu, a powerfu
>each option as a waifu
>each option
>as a waifu

ok first of all you said EACH.

Which means you chose more than one WAIFU. Which means you are KEKING your other powerfu, am i right?

SECOND. TREATING A GODDAMN POWER AS A WAIFU, ARE YOU INSANE? WAIFU IS WAIFU POWER IS POWER, BESIDES IF YOU RULE FOREVER AS A KING YOU RULE THE DAMN WORLD, YOU WORK YOU ASS TO DEATH, YOU BECOME A WAGE KEK, WHILE I, USING MY POWERS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, WHILE NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE TO THE WORLD, IF YOU ARE THE KING, IF THE WORLD IS DESTROYED PEOPLE BLAME YOU, BUT IF YOU ARE NOT THE KING, THE WORLD GOT DESTROYED PEOPLE WILL NOT BLAME YOU, JESUS CHRIST MAN.
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>>47871474
BESIDES USING MY POWER I CAN FUCK EVERY GIRLS IN THE WORLD, IF YOU ARE A KING YOU CANNOT DO THAT, CAUSE THAT WILL NOT BE JUSTIFIED FOR A KING TO DO THAT, WHICH MEANS YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GET KEKED HERE, MY GOD AWAJDOIAJOWJFOIWJFOIEJRFOIEJFOIEWJFOIEWRJOEIJFOIEWJFEOIKMVOIEMVIEWJOIEWRRJFWEOIRIRCMEOIRVTEWRIUTOREWPNUTOIEWRNUVTOEWNVOIRNIWMC32U409V2N40932V092N40932NR092ENV092
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>>47871474
>become King of the World
>GLOBAL EDICT #1: "Don't be That Guy."
>live the rest of your life in luxury

There. That's all it took.
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>>47871439
>comfy
>apocalypse
Pick one.
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>>47871404
>Each power is a waifu
>Taking more than one Selfish option = having more than one waifu
Are you sure your metaphor supports you?
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>>47871474
AND ALSO IF YOU TREAT A GODDAMN POWER AS A WAIFU, YOU ARE A KEK YOURSELF, THAT'S IT, I'M OUT. FUCK.YOU KEK
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>>47871498
THEN? HOW ABOUT ECONOMY? HOW ABOUT FINANCIAL? YOU HAVE TO THINK ALL THAT SO YOUR PEOPLE WILL NOT BE STARVING, YOU HAVE TO OPEN JOB MARKET, YOU HAVE TO OPEN A BANK, A CURRENCY, MONEY EVERYTHING, YOU BECOME A WAGECUUCK YOURSELF YOU CUUUCKKKKK
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>>47871500
>not wanting to watch the world burn from your comfy Lich throne as your zombie hordes ravish the Earth

Yes, I want a comfy apocalypse.
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>>47871439
Like a CYOA where Israel uses the Samson Option?
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>>47871498
>don't be that guy

THEN HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO GOVERN THE WORLD? YOU ARE GOVERNING A WORLD? YOU NEED TO MAKE RULES TOO, YOU NEED TO MAKE SHIT, YOU NEED TO CONTROL PEOPLE, PREVENT MURDER, PREVENT CRIME, MAKING SHIT, YOU NEED TO CHOOSE YOUR ECONOMIC INFLUENCE, PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING AND YOU NEED TO SOLVE PROBLEMS, WATER IS NOT RUNNING WHAT WILL YOU DO HUH??!??!??! YOU NEED TO WORK BIITCH YOU GONNA HAVE TO WORK YOURSELF "I LEAVE THAT TO PEOPLE" AND YOU NEED TO COMMAND THEM TO THE STUFF, AND NOT JUST 1 PEOPLE BUT A BILLION MORE, COMMAND THEM MEANING YOU ARE A CUUCK A GODDAMN WAGEKEK YOU THINK IT'S EASY TO RULE HUH??!?!?!? HUH!?!?!?!?! FUCK YOUUU CUUCK
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>>47871528
Hmm, I was going to rework my Four Horsemen cyoa, maybe I can take it in that direction.
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New e-celeb thread when?
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>>47871528
>watch the world burn
>Lich throne
>zombie hordes ravish the Earth
>comfy

I can't think of any way a proper apocalypse could also be comfy.
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>>47871498
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>>47871582
I can think of one.

Everyone dies a slow and painless death because their beds are just so warm and comfy.
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