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Jumpchain CYOA thread #900: You're Still Here? Edition


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>Last Thread
>>47828138
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>>47836681
Yes?
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>>47836681

Hey, /jc/.

What do you do when something breaks?
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>>47836681
We were never here.
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>>47836706
Well get out. We need the room for a meeting and you frighten the investors.
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>>47836729
Throw it away and wait for replacement if I bought it with CP. If not I try repair it with magic or something.
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>>47836736
Thats not a nice thing to say, anon
Fuck you
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Jumpers, I understand some of us aren't exactly the 'hero' types, but when did things get so dire or personal you stepped up to the plate to do something unambiguously good for someone?
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#13 GENERIC SUGAR BOWL
Name: Echo
Age: 6
Location: Riverbank
Origin: Cute Critter
Gender: Female

-Perks-
We Can Get Along (-100CP)
Sweetest Widdle Eyes (Free)
Who's a Good Kitty? (-100CP)
Cuteness Proximity (-200CP)
Cuteness Overload (-400CP)

-Items-
Magic Pot (-250CP)

-Drawbacks-
Tastes Like Diabetes (+100CP)

T͚͉̱̮͕̻̺͂h̭̺͇ẻ̛͚̓ͪͦ̈ͤ̎ ̯̓͗͛̒c̨̱͛̏̈̔ͨͫű̫̭̪̙̤͚̽ͪ̍͂̉t̷͇̳͇̹̼͚͂́̂̈ͅĕ͎̼̝̣͉̝͐̓ͩ͆ṅ̨̪͈̜̞̟͓̭̽͌̎e̡̜̣̬͒͆ͤ͊s͈͔͙͓̬̮ͮ͞s̘̺̗̯̥͈̬̋ͩͬ̓͆͢!̫͔̼̦̥͓̟ͤͪ̿͋̎ ͔̪̙̗̞I̻̬̱͕̹ť̠͇̻̮́ ̺̙̼̬̰̱̇b̸̘̥͖ͭͣͦ̌u̘͇̯̘ͮ̂ͤͨ͛̄͛ŕ̺̺̙̘̈́͜n̝̜̻͙͇͌͑̃̊ͤ̚͞s̯̤̞͓̔!̠͖ͤ̆̌͂̂ͪ͛!͑ͣ̔҉̫̦
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>>47836681
Always
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>>47836779
Woops, fucked up, that should be #18.
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I'm going for a knight-themed build. Who should be my divine parent in Percy Jackson?
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Any ideas on how to get Hourai elixir level immortality pre spark?
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>>47836849
Aslan from Narnia series. That or Lady of the Lake.
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How can i get Miyako and survive the Errai Rising drawback un DeSu2?
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>>47836849
Rama, seventh incarnation of Vishnu. A god of war renowned for his virtue and chivalry. Taking him as a divine parent would give you powers related to swordsmanship and archery, protecting innocents from demons and evil spirits, and chivalrous romantic love.
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>>47836771
I once batted a mountain back to heaven.
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>>47836852
Nope. Closest you can probably get is Life Stone from Equivalent Exchange, ridiculous amounts of Evo generated by an perpetual bio-mass engine used to heal yourself, and on top of it all, something like a phylactery bound to a location outside conventional space that follows you around from jump to jump.
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>>47836849
Ainz from Overlord. You can import the NPCs as his pantheon and enjoy those shenannigans in PJ.
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>tfw your laptop breaks and you lost all your builds and any jumps you were working on

GODDAMNIT
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>>47836729
Sit down with my companions and try to figure out how to put it back together.

...Yeah, not picking up any crafting perks or super-genius companions is starting to be a problem. At least Asgardian technology lasts a long time!
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>>47836771
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!
Did one of my kids tell you?!
Man, I have a reputation to keep.
How can I trick people into being better people if they know I'm doing it?!
I don't really do unambiguous...
https://youtu.be/TVI7S6zKiBM

>>47836729
I make something new.

>>47836681
Took a break, but yeah. Still here.
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>>47836996
>Ainz dad
>Albedo mom
This amuses me.
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>>47837003
The hard drive is 99% still alive. Just unhook it and attach it to your desktop.
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>>47837003
Oh god do I know this feel.
God damn it hurts.
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>>47837049
Did you lose what you were doing on that wolf setting thingy?
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>>47837043

My desktop is shared by most of my family and is slow as shit.
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>>47836883
Actually, that makes me curious about what the British options are and what their abilities would be?

Merlin? The Devil himself (or whoever Merlin's father is in the myth you're using)?

You could have Arthur as the Blood of Kings option. And Excalibur or it's scabbard as the weapon replica.
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>>47837082
So? You can save the data until you get a new laptop. That's the important part.
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>>47837094

Point.
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>>47836883
You know Aslan is not!Jesus, right?
Not really applicable.
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>>47837056
No, I still have that.
I just lost my laptop when I moved between states, and didn't have anything to browse the net for about six months.
I just ended up starting a new chain when I got a phone.
On the upside, new laptop is on the horizon.
I can see it, shining in the distance.
So beautiful...
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>>47836729
> "Konata, this machine isn't working right."
> "Well then you're doing it wrong."
> "No, I mean it's broken."
> "Ahahah! My machines don't just 'break'. You've obviously screwed something up."
> "I'm using it just fine. You just don't want to admit you probably built it wrong."
> "EXCUUUUSE ME? My designs are PERFECT. It's not my fault you're too much of an IDIOT to use them properly!"
> "If they were so perfect then it wouldn't have broke!"
> "IT'S NOT BROKEN UNLESS YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG."
> "I'm using it perfectly!"
> "CLEARLY YOU AREN'T."

I have a calm, rational discussion about whose fault it is for breaking it, and then afterwards I repair the damaged part that they obviously broke because I'm always right.
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would people rather have a capstone that lets you prevent the dead being risen against there will both ressurection and as undead or a martial skill perk that would let you compete with centuries old swordsman with only 2 years experience
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>>47837026
I KNOW ALL SORTS OF THINGS.

>>47836930
Wait, what mou
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>>47837125
I like the first one more, but I need to know what jump it is before I vote one way or the other.
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>>47837175
innistrad
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So, I gotta ask; me and my companions are more than able at this point to abandon our human forms and take on a more efficient shape, but should we?
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>>47836729
Leave it around. I picked up an aura somewhere, it'll fix itself.
>>47836771
I liberated humanity from the oppressive forces known as physics.
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>>47837166
>Wait, what mou
Dragonlance. FUCK your Cataclysm.
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>>47837205
Bancho?
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>>47837003

I know that feeling, man, my laptop screen broke and we're taking it in to get fixed. I've been getting by using a monitor attached to it but it's screwing with my eyes
[Spoiler] if this is some weird curse specifically on Kamen Rider jumpmakers I swear to god[/spoiler]
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>>47837209
>letting the Kingpriest win
>not letting the fuckhole that is Istar burn
No.
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>>47837224

I hope not.
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>>47837209
>deflects the cataclysm
>stands there with a "what now" look
>the entire planet shakes
>someone forgot about Taladas
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>>47837125
Martial skill.
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>>47837252
I killed the kingpriest. I lept in while the mountain was hurting towards him, cut off his head, then turned around and struck a homerun.

>>47837272
Wood clones.
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>>47837252
Seriously, there's a story about that. Turns out that as bad as the Cataclysm was, letting that fucker win would be even worse. Like, Fantasy 1984, with more interspecies genocide and eternal fortune.
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>>47837125
What about a perk that prevents someone you "bless" from being risen at all, against their will or not?
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To follow up on that earlier anons question about divine parenthood, what do I go with if I'm an evolution focused jumper?
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>>47837272
>>everyone forgets about Taladas
FTFY
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>>47837288
There's a reason you stop both, anon.
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>>47837294
Kerrigan
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>>47837295
No, some people remember Taladas. It's that third continent that people really have a hard time with.
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>>47837294
>Import Discworld Pantheon
>Choose god of Evolution
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>>47837295
I just looked that up, but what the fuck, they didn't seem to even have a reason to fuck that place up
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>>47837294
...Gaia?
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Probably been asked before, but could I take the God Emperor of Mankind as my parent?
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>>47837333
There's a lore-based reason for it, half-Satan. They had a LotR style evil overlord fucking things up and that was why they got whammied.
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>>47837321
Isn't the third continent entirely fan made?
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So, in the Smash Bros jump can someone who is trained with Mii Smash gain Mii Smash?
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>>47837343
Yep. Search it on the Archive under the Merchant
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>>47837294
Epemetheus, the Titan who was tasked by the Olympians with distributing the traits of plants and animals to the individual creatures. It was he who gave the bird its wings or the fish its gills. It was only due to him having run out of blessings to give by the time he got around to Man that Prometheus decided to steal fire from the heavens.
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>>47837321
I like to imagine the third continent is super awesome, but nobody knows about it because its invitation only.
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>>47837294
Take Tzeentch.
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>>47837333
Apparently there was an even worse situation going on over there with the Aurim empire, which is it got an even bigger meteor. It's possible that Taladas was the real reason for the Cataclysm, and they just diverted some love the Kingpriest's way.

Or that it has an orbit that intersected it with a bunch of asteroids, and the gods just took advantage of the opportunity to go "see!?"
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>>47837407
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>>47837351
Well that makes the entire situation make even less sense. If there was an evil empire that ruled an entire continent, why the fuck did they feel the need to interfere with it or the good empire, or both for than matter, when all they give a fuck about is 'non-interference' and 'the balance'? That's about as nonsensical as it gets!
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>>47837423
>Possibility 3:
Letting the evil third of your pantheon take charge of planet-wide smitings will unlikely end well.
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>>47837355
No, Adlatum is the third official continent. They just have no materials describing it, they just mention it exists. All the depictions are fan-made.
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Is there any magic more op than heylin magic? Its flat out reality warping so long as you have power for it.
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>>47837382
>>47837448
Blackjack and hookers continent is go.
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>>47837442
Well, it was their turn. First set were the Ogres, who got transformed except for the couple who were spared. Second set was the Greygem, which was just a fuckup but everyone in the good and evil pantheons decided it counted anyway, and the Cataclysm was the third.
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>>47837449
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>>47837449
Not really. King Arthur magic is basically the same thing if you have the right perks.
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>>47837205
>liberated humanity from the oppressive forces known as physics.

That is not good in the slightest.
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>>47837448
Why would they mention it without at least giving some idea of what it's like?
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>>47837196
It's not the human on the outside that counts, it's the human on the inside. Or something.

Be the humankin.
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>>47837487
Actually no it's not bait the wiki for heylin magic flat out lists it as full on reality warping.
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>>47837205
Traditions please go, the Technocracy is pretty much the heroes OWOD needs.
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So, what is General Level Potential from Akame Ga Kill like? I know about that one woman who can freeze time, but from what I understand, she's the strongest person in the setting and so isn't the standard.
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>>47837502
That's how it works in most fantasy stories. They had no reason to expand on it because that's not where the story happens. They just mentioned it existed, and let the Adam handle it.
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>>47837533
Hey Merchant, can I get an overview of what the British options fot parents in Percy Jackson are?
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>>47837533
The Technocracy STARTED as heroes. That changed when they decided to become an orwellian nightmare who want to take all of the wonder out of reality and force people to live lockstep with a warped vision of reality engineered for maximum control and oppression.
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>>47837533
Fucking fascist! Sons of Ether FTW!
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>>47837563
Oh, except those guys who specialize in FTL. From what I remember, they're still full of wonder and whimsy and don't get along with the rest of the Technocracy very well, and are actually more friendly with some of the traditions like >>47837568 .
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>>47837449
Discworld is close if you can get enough power for the spells. It also runs on puns and narrative so that can help your spells.
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>>47837540
It's a setting too, though. It's a good idea to give some info for DMs.
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>>47837561
The two I recall off top of head are the Tuatha and Arthur and his Knights. Along with associated villains and miscellany. Admittedly Arthur was a hazy one I regret including these days, but I don't go back on that sort of thing if I can at all help it.
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>>47837563
Well, that's because the WoD is 2edgy4u and can't have nice things ever.

They're probably still the best hope humanity has, though, if you could get them to stop being such raging dickholes about it.
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>>47837563
In their defense, the "wonders" in the Old World of Darkness are ancient planet-busting vampires, a Primordial trying to murder the Primordial that humanity is living on, and an all-consuming destruction and madness trying to make itself the final destination for all souls. Sometimes you've just gotta cut and sterilize, and worry about reconstructive surgery later.
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>>47837620
>If you can get them to stop being raging dickholes
This would basically manifest in them easing up and allowing something closer to a hybrid of their desire and the way the Traditons are, in a lot of ways. Something between the FTL guys I can't name and the Sons of Either, more or less.

>>47837623
Those aren't the same thing, anon. The wonders in this case are having physics work in ways that enable and inspire rather than limit and control to the degree they've made them. That's regardless of vampires or not.
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>>47837620
>if you could get them to stop being such raging dickholes about it.
In the WoD? Good fucking luck.
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>>47837646
>the FTL guys I can't name
The Void Engineers, I believe.
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>>47837539
She kinda is the standard.
The other generals are Budo, who's nearly as strong as Esdese, Liver who double ko-ed Bulat in his only fight, some crippled bitch, and that's it.
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>>47837661
Thanks. I like those guys. If we ever get a Technocracy jump I'm going with them.
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>>47837620
You could say that about literally any faction in the WoD though.
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>>47837659
Yeah...
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>>47837646
The Technocracy's ultimate goal is to establish one vision of reality where things work by unchanging laws of physics, and the Antedeluvians, the Wyrm, and Oblivion cannot exist. For wonders to exist, terrors must also exist; for terrors to die, wonders must also die.

Let's not forget that the opposite of the Technocracy isn't the Traditions - it's the Marauders.
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>>47837686
> literally any
I'm pretty sure given there are factions dedicated to wiping out humanity and/or using them as cattle, I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.
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>>47837676
Yeah, they're cool. Still enforcing a static reality, but one based in the time before Einstein's work was proven as fact (or falsified as fact, I guess, in the oWoD universe), so we can still do cool stuff like generate artificial gravity or fly faster than light.
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>>47837710
There's also factions dedicated to reducing all of existence to an endless sea of chaos where existence is nothing but unceasing horror. Don't forget those guys.
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Jumpers, what's the best way to avert the terrible future the DCAU has?
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>>47837646
The thing is they do need some beatings over the head and shoulders for some of their stupid crap. But they're the ones best enabled to and have done the most good in OWOD.
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>>47837742
Which one?
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>>47837736
Oh yeah, can't forget them.

Not to mention that in quite a few product lines there are actually no pro-humanity factions, and at best have belittling indifference.

WoD's humanity is kind of fucked.
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>>47837736
>>47837710
...Anon, I was pointing out that if you COULD stop a given faction from being assholes, they'd be the best hope for the world. You know, because literally everyone else would be hopelessly evil or ineffectual?
Read the post I was responding to.
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>>47837699
I like the Technocracy because their existence is an admission by the oWoD setting of a fundamental truth of "hidden magic" settings: For magic to be hidden, every scientist in the world has to be either a dupe or in on the conspiracy. I mean, I hate them for that, because science is supposed to be sacred and for it to have all been a lie all along is a real kick in the nuts. But I like that they're at least honest about it. "Oh, yeah, science never really existed, the world doesn't actually make any sense, we're just really good at convincing people it does."
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>>47837727
That's more or less why I think the best compromise is between them and the Sons of Ether. It's basically science with some wonder and wonder with some science. You could end up with a reality that's still fantastic and full of possibility, while it also being a reality that can be understood reasonably and logically. I don't mean to say to eliminate kinds of magic outside of what the Sons of Ether do, I just meant that in a general 'general position where reality should stand' kind of way. Though all that said I could live in a fully Void Engineer dictated reality, it wouldn't be a bad position by itself.

>>47837699
Their ultimate goal has been warped, to ensuring that reality be set up to give them absolute and permanent control over everyone and everything in an extreme way. Their original goals are not bad, they've just become selfish and twisted.
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>>47837673
Huh. Alright, what can these other guys do?
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>>47837769
The one from the cartoons that lead up to the justice league dismantling and superman under control of Starro trying to form them together while Bruce is all alone and Terry becomes Batman. It's not the bleakest future, but if you watch all the series its a super depressing one.
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>>47837769
The one were Gotham, and pretty much the rest of the world, becomes a cyberpunk dystopia.
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>>47837813
I'm pretty sure that got retconned in Justice League Unlimited.
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>>47837789
But our point is stopping them from being assholes means you wouldn't even have a faction left over, because their goals are innately monstrous.
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>>47837789
And yet for the Technocracy their original goal was to help humanity. They only deviated because they became assholes. Whereas most other factions have always been assholes with no interest in helping humanity. Hence, the Technocracy would be their "best hope".

Do you understand context?
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>>47837839
>>47837710
There are vampires, werewolves, and such whose goals aren't innately monstrous and could be used for good. The werewolves ultimately want to stop the Worm and Weaver from being insane and destroying the balance of reality. The fact that some of their number want to genocide or farm humans doesn't mean Children of Gaia etc and other good factions don't exist.

It's admittedly less noble among the vampires, but the ultimate goal of the vast majority is to stop the Antidelluvians from destroying the world. Down from that, the largest faction of vampires just wants to control humans from the shadows. That's not innately worse than what most of the other groups want, even if the vampires are largely selfish and parasitic.
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>>47837831
That's real life though.
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How does Shadow Ops' Physiomancy compare to, say, Panacea's power in Worm?
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>>47837863
This is actually true.

If you wanted to help humanity without just picking a faction and going to war with literally everyone else, probably the thing to do would be to identify which groups are amicable to the idea of humanity continuing to live their own lives and help them.

There's a lot of gray area, though. You have to figure out where you're going to draw the line.
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>>47837810
I don't think we ever see Najenda (cripple) fight before her injury.
I don't really remember the Liver/Bulat fight, so you'll have to find it.
One thing to keep in mind is that the fight was very early in the series, and the author might have escalated the feats that the general class are capable of.
It doesn't help that people with that level of power are extremely rare and Esdese is the general we see 90% of the time.
Given that other General Level people are supposed to be at least somewhat comparable to her, you could probably put yourself at around her level of potential, probably a bit weaker.
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>>47837900
If you have 2 capstones I think you are equal of Panacea.
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>>47837861
Do you? Regardless of how cool they were before, their dickholes now, and causing far more damage than the majority of evil factions. And my point was that if you could stop any given faction from being evil, they'd be the 'best hope' simply by being compared to literally everything else in the setting.
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Leaving this here for Dullahan-anon.
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>>47838227
Shes being raped here.
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Well. Thanks to the anon last thread who asked whether my Cruel Vampire Mistress was more Shalltear style or Dio style, we had to go find out who Shalltear was.

and guess what jump has a powerless option! That's right, I've been forced to jump to Overlord (LN/M/A). On the up-side she has no problem with me going 42nd Supreme Being. On the downside, all my willpower and anti-corruption perks are locked away.

I think this is where she made a mistake though. I can import her and force her to be loyal to me... Do you think that'll be enough to mind-judo my way out of this?
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>>47838327
Technically they only ever get as far as skinship. It's bullshit I know, but none of the spider webbing or slime groping ever leads to penetration.
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>>47838327
I'm not getting paid to care about the contexts of the pictures I'm editing.
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>>47838340
You're not powerless, you just don't have your out-of-jump abilities.

Just jumping in and taking Level 100 and Realm of Heroes is likely already enough to shatter any control she might have over you.

Even a "mere" level 100 not optimized for combat is regarded as a godlike being in-universe, and that's not exactly an unjustified belief.

Note that importing a companion does not actually make them more loyal to you. That only applies to newly created NPCs.

Also i'd suggest buying one of the world items. The Ring of Elru is incredibly powerful for any magic user, and it also prevents any mind control (and death effects too).
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>>47838340
Act without thinking. Speak without voice. Fight without fighting.

Having RoH+Level 100 will let you crush that ass, even if she makes you import her.
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>>47836729
Fix it, maybe upgrade it.

>>47836996
>NPCs as the pantheon
>Not the other Supreme Beings
>No having Touch Me-San as a father
NPCs would either be "Lesser" deities, or the equivalent of Angels or Spirits

>>47837125
I have the second many times over, though another wouldn't hurt, but I'd take the first one.

>>47837343
If Anon is correct Merchant said yes, though it makes no sense to me personally since he has no Pantheon. He has the equivalent of Titans yes, but no Pantheon.

>>47837424
I think you're confusing Tzeentch for Slaanesh

>>47837533
>Technocracy
>Heros
Hold on for a minute and let me laugh.

>>47837699
I'd rather live in a world with Wonders and have to deal with some Terrors, than a world that is boring, and drab, and constantly the same.

>>47837861
Start a New Tradition. It's harder than siding with an existing one, but starting something new from the ground up means no rooting out corruption, or working your way up the ranks into order to be able to change it into something Good.
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>>47838340
As far as I know, unless she now turns into a level 100, she can't do shit to you, sonce you can already nullify low level attacks by just being level 100. And if you spam magic defenses she really can't do anything unless she's on Shalltears level. She already imported you as a caster that has a Anti Thaumaturgy Noble Phantasm.

Slam that ass anon, slam that ass.
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>>47838340
Not only what >>47838423 and >>47838443 said, but if you do take 42nd Supreme Being i'd imagine that the other NPCs might be slightly offended at one of their Supreme Beings being treated that way.
"Slightly Offended" in a way that looks suspiciously similar to incandescent rage, actually.
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>>47838490
>I'd rather live in a world with Wonders and have to deal with some Terrors, than a world that is boring, and drab, and constantly the same.
That's because you're thinking like a Jumper, who are wonders and terrors. Most people prefer to not live in a world where hellish nightmares are slowly killing off the planet for shits and giggles, or where a gigantic megacorporation is literally poisoning people to transform them into demons for the same reason. Nor do they want to live in a world filled with monsters who can and will devour you and your entire local town if they so choose, and nothing you do can stop them. Or where if you don't kowtow to the local wizard hard enough, he can transform you into a barely-aware beast and feed you your family.
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>>47838629
I doubt they want to be reduced to thoughtless, agencyless drones enslaved to 1984 on steroids NWO. The Technocracy's goals are now more extreme than the cute little line they give newbies, anon.
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Yo, Jumpers, how does Super Smash Bros. Disjointed Collision work when combo'd with Deja-Fu? It only changes the way my purely physical attacks function, by changeing the physics I work on, so can I Deja-Fu a Disjointed attack?

>>47838595
Yep, also Momonga is your friend and he can possibly, with his focus in necromancy, lolnope lower level undead. If she's imported as the floor boss option, can't remember if the 42nd SB gets one free or just a discount, then she's screwed herself even more because that comes with free loyalty programming, again if I'm remembering right.
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>>47838595
Re-he-he-heally... See, I'm not familiar enough to know whether they'd find it amusing and let her continue for the evlulz, or that.

I'm a bit stuck actually. I can probably get more out of the jump by going independent and buying RoH+L100 myself. Going 42nd Supreme Being leaves me a bit short on resources to spend after that point, so I'd be counting on my new allies to help a jumper out...
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>>47838629
No. I'm thinking like me. I would rather live in a world with both Wonders and Terrors. It's why I would have accepted going on a Chain in the first place, even knowing I could be tossed into fucking 40k right off the bat by an uncaring God.
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>>47838690
42nd gives you that shit for free. 'scool.

Besides, they will literally consider you God. There is no way they wouldn't all murderfuck her into the next dimension the moment they so much as suspected she might not be respecting you appropriately.

Now, anon. You know what to do.
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>>47838690
Well, the NPCs of Nazarick don't really have morals or compassion. For anyone not of Nazarick at least.
They do however literally worship their Supreme Beings.
To the point where they go into murderous rages at a human even implying slight disrespect.

So yeah, some filthy half-blood vampire NPC daring to try and enslave one of their beloved creators? The only question is which NPC gets her first.

That said i do prefer to go independent in that jump. The other options are just so good, and being a member of AOG during your stay here doesn't really help too much with other jumps.
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>>47838835
>42nd gives you that shit for free. 'scool.

42nd is almost a no-brainer with the amount of stuff you get.
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>>47838835
It gives you level 100 for free, you still need to purchase Realm of Heros

>>47838846
They do have Morals and Compassion, they are just...well Evil, and view Humans as Vermin. But yes, even a God defying their Supreme Beings deserves nothing but Death. Except for Albedo, she hates the Supreme Beings who abandoned them, and would kill them if they returned and tried to "take power" from her beloved Ainz-sama.

>>47838890
The price for 42nd almost perfectly matches up with the prices of the "Free" stuff actually. It's only a very small discount in the end.
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>>47838890
Not really. It locks you into very specific options that you might not want when there are some excellent other perks and items in the setting. Now Level 100, that's a must-buy.
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>>47838890
You can also help out with the entire "Ainz descending into Absolute Evil territory" thing. And the rest of them, really. It's only good sense to have them actually be of use to the world instead of just killing them for being monsters, and being one of them makes that much easier. Solves a lot of problems, really. Also, resources and powerful allies are always nice.
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>>47838943
Too bad the jump forces you to not care or want to stop them from being evil if you take it.
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>>47838835
The only thing 42nd gets you free is Level 100 and one NPC import.
Buy Realm of Heroes for 300cp (because why the hell wouldn't you?) and you're left with 300-500cp to pick up perks, Innate Talents, hopefully a set of Divine gear and a if at all possible a World Item too.
And that's only if your race didn't cost more than 300cp.

As a local however you get Realm of Heroes free and a discount on all Innate Talents, with most normal race/class combinations ending up with 2-3 talents for free and points left over to take one entire perk tree, a full set of divine equipment and World Class item.

It's a pretty straightforward difference between personal power and the resources of Nazarik at your disposal.
Given what's shown in the LN to be in the treasure rooms, which you have full access too, that's a whole lot of divine gear and world items.

>>47838925
>Except for Albedo, she hates the Supreme Beings who abandoned them, and would kill them if they returned and tried to "take power" from her beloved Ainz-sama.
Yeah, but you wouldn't have abandoned them. So you'd be held in the same regard as Ainz (only without the romantic interest).
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Okay so I admit I have no idea what I'm doing and I need a second opinion.

So, there's the Garden I have, yeah? With all the magical energy and the pools and the Lighthouse from Dark Cloud 2, Territory Creation A+++ from Fate... and to tie it all in, there's Masters of Magic's "I Am The Fortress", which means I gain the benefits from my Place of Power no matter where I am. Pretty useful.

But.

When I did Mage: The Awakening, I bought five soul stones. Five. Then just lined the Garden with them in order to make sure vulgar magic doesn't induce Paradox. ...I want to know if I fucked up by accidentally transferring that property to myself no matter where I am thanks to the "I am the Fortress" perk or not. I legit have no idea if this is the case or not, and I need a second opinion.
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>>47838975
I'm aware of that. But I was pointing out that ONE of them isn't 110% Loyal to the Supreme Beings, so no one called me out on being wrong.
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>>47839000
Go for it. What's The Worst That Could Happen? Better yet, find a way to bring you Wells of Eternity with you.
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>>47839000
>Fucked up
Sounds like a bonus to me
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>>47839000
Roll a d10000.

If you roll low, your soul stones explode. If you roll middling, nothing happens. If you roll high, UNLIMITED POOO-
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>>47839004
I still want a +0 drawback for 42nd that has you be the one to make that change to Albedo.
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>>47839074
Only the person who made the NPC Or the Guild Head can change NPCs.
Ainz is the head of the Guild.
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>>47839000
It's a mixed bag. I mean, you're still susceptible to your spells unraveling. All it means is that you won't get paradox when they do. That's a good thing, it means you're far less likely to get eaten by monsters from outside space and time. However, it does mean that if they do get wind of you, they're going to hound you, HARD. You've made yourself both much harder to detect by Abyssal creatures and much tastier to them.
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>>47839095
That doesn't make it any less fun of an option, also where does it say that?
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>>47839000
I'd say no. The soulstones are not your place of power, they're just items that are there.
So IATF wouldn't transfer their effect to you wherever you are.
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>>47839027
>What's The Worst That Can Happen?
Well for starters YOU COULD FUCKING SAY THAT.

>bring you Wells of Eternity With you
>what is "I Am The Fortress"

>>47839028
It... possibly? Maybe?

>>47839037
Well I just rolled in IRC, got an 87%... eh.

I asked around, double checked. Sleepers seeing Mage magic would still cause shit to happen, so I am okay with this issue. All is well.

>>47839114
>You've made yourself both much harder to detect by Abyssal creatures and much tastier to them.
...so high risk, high reward. ...I am okay with this.
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>>47839074
Heck any of the other ones as being a 'part of the joke' would be kinda cool.
>>47839095
True, but he was doing it for the shits and giggles so having one of his friends laughing it up and asking for Delta or Shelltear... it would be in character for him to do so as part of the joke.
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>>47839129
Mm... you know that is also a fair point to consider. Wells as mana nodes are different from Soul Stones, that was not something I considered.
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>>47838975
In fairness, while you miss the Innate Skills, Divine level equipment might as well be free, with the 200cp granted and the discount. The World items are very much awesome but impractical. They focus on buffing one aspect and giving you an extra life, but don't give you any of the other things Divine equipment does. You can actually buy the entire perk tree, except for the 200cp/100cp with discount one.
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>>47837224
Hey digger questions
1.does the tri-memory driver require three people?
2. If you know of the core metals from the jumper metal list and can make core metals does that mean you can replicate them?
>>47837214
not me Man, I never succeeded on that project.
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>>47839095
If that is the case then you could just have it so that Ainz changed the target to you, possibly due to a brief sense of foreboding.
>>47839142
That would also be interesting.
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>>47836852
Rip and tear a Hourai Immortal's liver out, and eat it raw to obtain the benefit of the elixir. It just collects in their liver according to Touhou. Note that they won't stop being immortal just because you fucked them up once so watch out for a possibly eternal grudge.

>>47836924
Shame that you become a trap as a result if Grand/Order is anything to go by.

>>47837125
Skillz.

>>47837196
Do you want to retain meaningful interaction with them outside of illusions, lies, and finger/sock/shadow puppets? If so then don't. If not then go for it.

>>47837294
Kars.

>>47837449
Deplorable Word, Narnia Witchcraft specialty metamagic range extension. Alternatively, leaky limiter as you get the magic to actually achieve the qualifier of "enough magic".

>>47837539
You are a named character in a world of mooks who can stand on the same level of skill as the mary sues with magic artifacts. Around that much strength. Note that skill does not necessarily mean much when it's equal skill with magic artifacts on one side.

>>47837623
Did anyone ever take the gehenna drawback? How the fuck did you survive/stop reality from going poof?

>>47838316
>Very cute, this is important.

>>47839000
How you lined them is important. Were they absorbed and incorporated into it to turn the place into a demense? If so then >>47839114
if not then >>47839129 .

>>47839135
And thus did the fusion with the garden inch closer and closer.
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>>47839128
When he edits Albedo

Normally, one would need developer tools to change a character’s backstory, but by the power of the guildmaster, he could directly access her settings and edit them. After some action on his console, the “slut” line vanished.

Grabbed from the Prologue in the LN

>>47839142
>>47839189
Fair Enough
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>>47837832
Batman still ends up alone (which is literally all his fault) and Terry becomes Batman.
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>>47839210
Yeah, but A: Bruce was always going to wind up alone, and B: Terry becoming Batman is great.
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>>47839135
I haven't taken Master of Magic, so I don't know what that does

Actually, I'll do that jump later today. Maybe now
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>>47839199
>How you lined them is important. Were they absorbed and incorporated into it to turn the place into a demense?
...that... is pretty much what happened. Which means the Garden is literally a part of my soul now.
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>>47839183
Did you actually read the world items?
The Ring of Elru doubles the power of all your magic, halves all the cost of the same and lets you ignore any material/lifeforce/experience costs 1/day. That's ungodly powerful.
The mind control and death magic immunity is just icing on the cake of awesome, since you presumably already have them from somewhere else.

So you have to decide between free divine equipment or a world item for 200cp instead of 800cp (which you probably can't afford).
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>>47839199
>Do you want to retain meaningful interaction with them outside of illusions, lies, and finger/sock/shadow puppets?
What? How would you come to that conclusion?
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>>47839129
Soulstones are an item, a demense is a particular place consecrated with a ritual anchored by the Stones.
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I can't be the only one who refused to actually use any magic from Mage.
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>>47839298
It's the same shibang as being a 40k Psyker.

Lock / don't use the abilities during the jump, and post-jump you're free.
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Jump 124: Overlord.

Drawbacks:
+100(1100)Powerless
+300(1400)Cartoonishly Evil
+200(1600)Rival Player
Background:
-1000(600)42nd Supreme Being - In Ainz Ool Gown I'll trust.
-0(600)Dragonoid - Should make up a little bit for losing my Fire Dragon Slayer Magic for this jump, and synch well with it afterwards.
-0(600)Magic Caster
-0(600)Player
Skills:
-0(600)Tolerance for Evil
-0(600)Innate Talent - Martial Arts Prodigy - Combined with my organic memories of martial arts I've learned and performed already, and my 20x human strength from being a Dragonoid, I should be quite capable physically despite being a caster.
-300(300)The Realm of Heroes
-0(300)Level One Hundred
-0(300)Class Skills, Magic Caster - Arcane Caster
-300(0)The Abyss of Magic
Items:
-0(0)Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown
Companions:
-0(0)A Custom NPC: Import Esdeath

So... I let my Vampire Mistress THINK she'd be my Import. and she'll still be the only one not locked in the warehouse... Except Esdeath. My actual import. She's the one companion I've got who I think can really get on board with what AOG is up to.

I'm trusting in Momonga and the NPCs of Nazarick to free me from my vampire curse. If they free me and invest in equipping me until I can quest for some decent arms and armor, then I shall return in my full glory afterwards and see that their favor is exponentially repaid.

The pitiful leech that DARED try to master me, cannot die the true death, thanks to the pod she is in. Nor can I get to my pods in the warehouse to simply dismiss her. No, she comes back what, every week, for Momonga and Esdeath and Shalltear to torment and experiment upon.

The only REAL question becomes... Where do I take this wretch next? Should I strand her in Vampire The Masquerade? Is there somewhere worse I can take her?
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>>47839298
I went maxxed primes line myself, just because I wanted to be able to take and make places of wild raw power that allow sleepers to awaken.

I took the soulstone to use cheatmode on as a voodoo soul plug for the magical energy power socket plan of I ever end up finishing it.
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>>47839312
I recommend a space setting, set her drifting in orbit around a star.
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>>47839312
>The only REAL question becomes... Where do I take this wretch next? Should I strand her in Vampire The Masquerade? Is there somewhere worse I can take her?

Been to Blame! yet? If not maybe strand her in a particularly empty part of The City and leave her to spend however long it takes to find her way out, all alone, slowly driven mad by the isolation.
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>>47839298
Me too. It's a fucking trap, no one in their right mind would bother with the stuff, I wouldn't touch that shit even if I didn't bring all my magic into the same fold with Conjoined Conjures.
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>>47839371
>>47839298
What exactly is the problem?
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>>47839370
Tell me of this Blame!, I am entirely ignorant of it (and have not been there)

>>47839359
I worry that she could just escape into madness if I did that.
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>>47839312
Good one on you. Though you may have wanted to get The Ring of Elru cause it would have shielded you from mental control in the future.

>>47839359
Sin of a Solar Empire within the Gravity Well of Earth's Sun, just in case Earth's sun is the only one that has the Metaphysical power as old Sol.
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>>47839205
Something like. . .

Are You sure? (+0): For one reason or another when Momonga edited Albedo he decided to make you the target for her affections instead of himself. For the next ten years you will have to deal with the Albedo in all her yandere glory and there is nothing you can do to to make her less crazy. Momonga will be of absolutely no help and will even support her behavior unless it is highly detrimental to Nazarick; perhaps he feels guilty, perhaps he senses the yandere bullet he dodged, or maybe he just finds the situation amusing. After the jump is over you can take her as a companion and perhaps TRY to get her head on straight. (Requires 42nd Supreme Being)
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>>47839231
>>47839210
Bruce ending up alone is mostly due to him being married to the role of Batman. Besides only people who loved him as Batman were

A.) Immortal Amazonian Princess. She probably left the world of Man to rule over Thymascaria.
B.) Cat burgler whom shares a lot of qualities with the cat. She's fickle, she's impulsive, and she doesn't settle down with any Tom instead struts her stuff with several Toms.
C.) Daughter of his late BFF. They were actually going steady, but he pulled away after Joker kidnapped and changed Tim into Joker Jr.

Barbra is the weirdest one, she was literally young enough to be his daughter. She's around same age as Dick.

Barbra would've worked out, I think they would've eventually gotten married and continued kicking ass together until they couldn't. However the entire thing with Tim Drake, kinda made that impossible.
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>>47839257
The Bracer isn't bad either, given that it's multiplicative instead of additive, which is extremely rare for durability of strength. If you already have inhuman strength and durability, being twice that is pretty damn nice. Especially in Kaiju form.
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>>47839312
This one depends on how you wank pods as working, mind you. If freeing up the pod will slingshot her back to VtR, don't do it.

Import her as an Eldar in the relevant jump. Break her spirit/soul/whatever stone. Reset her pod so she can die for real.

Let She Who Thirsts gorge themselves upon her suffering.
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>>47839397
In as few words; it's grimderp as fuck.
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>>47839414
>she doesn't settle down with any Tom instead struts her stuff with several Toms
That's never been Selena's personality in the DCAU and is only a thing in particularly edgy Batman runs. So nah.
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>>47839409
I dont think the creator browses the thread with any regularity. However that option does seem pretty solid, maybe someone should message him on spacebattles (I think is where he is from) and ask him.
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>>47839409
Nah, I'd go with the someone other than Albedo option myself.
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>>47839409
>>47839439
Stop trying to force an option to cuck Ainz you sick fucks.
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>>47839414
About Barbara...
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>>47839453
Ainz is a Skeleton, he cant get any and even regrets his decision to change her like that.
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>>47839453
Stop trying to force that meme, you sick fuck.
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>>47839397
Get fucked over for changing reality too much. Get fucked over for doing anything in front of people. Get fucked over by reality demons coming to eat you.
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>>47839439
What is his name on spacebattles?
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>>47839484
He regrets not having a dick.

>>47839485
>Want to steal someone's love interest
>Not cucking him.
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>>47839425
... Yes. Yes, this is good. We have a winner!
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>>47839516
He regrets a lot of things.
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>>47839465
Then she went on patrol and miscarried after getting hit by a bad guy.
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It just occurred to me, but if you use conjoined conjure to fuse Mage with another system of magic, does the new system have similar limitations to arcana?
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>>47839516
Last I checked Ainz has no interest in Albedo. Or Shalltear. Or Aura.
The first two want him, and Aura THINKS he wants her, but he isn't interested.
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>>47839516
It's not. The word is "cuckolding". "Cucking" isn't a thing. Fuck you and your dumb meme.
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>>47839565
Then you're oblivious. Stop trying to force your fetish.
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>>47839563
Or. You could take "Dark Wisdom" from Overlord that lets you translate spells over from one system to another?
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>>47839562
Ainz has literally no interest in romance of any kind. . .
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>>47839562
Do you even know what ntr means?
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>>47839573
>Please spell my fetish right or you'll trigger me.
Words are about expression. You know what kind of shit you're trying to force and what I'm referring to, that's all that matters.
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>>47839545
>miscarried after getting hit by a bad guy.
Good old DC...
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Speaking of Overlord, are the ring and bracer something that actually exists in the setting, or are they just OC items?
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>>47839563
Yup. Avoid it like the plague.
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>>47839595
Oh, it's not my fetish. I'm a third party who just hates the word. It sounds so dumb. So dumb. Getting it right takes just a single extra syllable, the only reason you're saying it wrong is because of a dumb meme.
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>>47839312
theres tons of things you can do, head on over to X-men and pick up Omega Telepathy and watch how she is utterly powerless to your mental assaults on her psyche. Or maybe you go to Franken Fran and pick up some tricks of trade from Fran to give your Vampire a taste of a "I have no mouth and I must scream" surgery. Maybe you could poison her with Megalovania constantly, always leaving her on the brink of death and despair.

Or you could get personaility manipulation or something from Worm and just enslave her.
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>>47839620
Stop trying go distract from the issue.
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>>47839591
I've read the LN. That doesn't happen. You're an idiot.
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>>47839606
I read the translation,
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>>47839516
How is that cucking? The only reason why Albedo loves Ainz is because he mutilated the person she was and turned her into an obsessive yandere. She had literally no say in the matter.
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>>47839634
>>47839637
Clearly not, else you have goldfish memories.
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>>47839644
>Person
She was a videogame character at that point. Albedo was only a person after they landed in the world, in which case she's always loved him.

And it's cucking shit because you're trying to steal his love interest from him like scumbags.
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>>47839628
I'm not trying to. Sorry if that's what it looks like. Let me correct that: KEKOLDING is a bad thing. It breaks up relationships for nothing more than temporary gratification. Making someone a KEKOLD is a cruel action.
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>>47839666
>>47839645
>63 Seconds
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>>47839664
Huh. Does it auto-replace? Fascinating. Well, that makes you using your dumb slang more acceptable. And here I thought you were just being douchebags. I'm sorry, Cuck Anon, I owe you an apology for making this foolish assumption. Can you forgive me?
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>>47839404
Cliff Notes Summary: Blame! is a manga set in a massive megastructure with a size somewhere between the orbit of jupiter and the outer reaches of the Oort Cloud that is constantly expanding to an even greater size. This structure known as The City is filled with, what else, city all the way through from one end to the other.It is sparcely inhabited by humans and various types of cyborgs and machines, though the vast majority of it is just empty unihabited space. The plot follows an individual by the name of Killy who is wandering The City in search of a human who has Net Terminal Genes, a genetic marker that could be used to stop The City's expansion.
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>>47839689
See >>47839591
>>47839595

For an example of you being wrong.
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Is this conversation really happening right now?
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>>47839722
>Why are people pissed off that some people are trying to force this kind of horrible fetish into a jump?
I dunno anon, why are people mad about Spongebob?
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>>47839700
And to be more specific, it's a solid structure. It's not like a Dyson Sphere where it's hollow, the Megastructure is a mass of twisting tunnels the entire way through. You could walk for hundreds of thousands of years without ever seeing another person. Trap someone in an uninhabited area and they're going to be stuck there for a long time.
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Man, I don't care either way.
I just find it funny that you're so hilariously protective of Ainz feelings given all the shit he pulls, but you don't seem to care at all about Albedo.
Like seriously, instead of an option to make Albedo obsessed with you, how about an option where you appear before he edits her personality, so you can stop him?
It would definitely shut up all the people screaming about you 'cucking' him.
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>>47839722
He bitches about this in CYOAgen all the time.
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>>47839741
Because the Albedo that was edited was a bunch of code, and not a person. They only became real once they arrived in the world.
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>>47839722
One anon wants an option in a jump, some other anons agree, more anons are triggered by the option, they all start a shitstorm over it.

What version of /jc/ have you been on where this is not a regular occurrence?
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>>47839644
Actually the only thing he changes is 'she's a slut' to 'Loves Momonga' it was just the combination of all the other crap that Tabula Smaragdina put in. I'm all for the joining the joke option to get a different companion though.

>>47839741
People can get really defensive once triggered.

>>47839758
There's this as well.
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>>47839727
Why is the automatic assumption that people are into cucking, and not Albedo?
Is she a bad waifu?
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>>47839757
>Anon thinks only one person in the world doesn't like his fetish.
>Everyone everywhere that yells at him for it is all one person.
>At least two people here yelling at him demonstratively.
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>>47839766
Because to get Albedo you have to cuck Ainz. You're not getting one without the other.
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>>47839772
Not him, don't give a fuck, just tired of your whining.
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>>47839758
And it's not okay for you to do the same because...?
And please, no more ad hominens about cucking.
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>>47839798
Gee anon, could it be possible that people are whining because you're doing something stupid, and the fault might lie with you?
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>>47839772
You say that every time someone catches you in the act.
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Master of Magic Universe-
50/1600
Rolled for Orcs?- I guess it's time for Justice Orcs? OK, sure, why not.
Drop-in
Free Weight of Years
Free Place of Power
Free Runic Aid
Discount Alchemy
Discount Artificer
Discount Magic-Forged Arms
Discount I Am The Fortress
Discount Rune Master
Heroes? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Heroes!x8
Chaos Link
Sorcery Link
Nature Link
Node Mastery

Is It Crowded in Here?+100
How Do You Work This Thing?+100
Uh, Where is the On Button?+200
A Worthy Challenge+200

Take the Book of Elements when I win.
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>>47839766
Some anons are triggered by wanting a waifu with an in canon relationship, even if their relationship would never happen in the first place due to your involvement.
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>>47839809
In this case, no. It's just you being a loud bitch.
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>>47839810
See, you're ignoring reality again because you can't face that you're generally disliked.
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>>47839827
>No I'm right you guys are bad for not liking me forcing my fetish!
Self absorbed moron.
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>>47839792
Suppose I don't want a character as a waifu, I just want to preempt any possible romance with their canon partner because I hate said canon partner and want to deny them every last bit of happiness. Is that still NTR, or is there some other word for that? Bear in mind, I'm not planning on being in a relationship with this waifu myself, I just want to steer them away from their partner. I'll matchmake them with someone else, or arrange their life circumstances so they're off having their dream job far away from their love interest, or something like that. Does that still inspire the same level of disgust as "cucking"? Because there are a lot of characters I want to deny happiness that way.
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>>47839792
Anon, in order to cuck someone, they have to, you know, actually BE in a relationship.
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>>47839828
It's not my fault you're shit at samefagging.
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Everyone should just drop this shit.
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>>47839851
>Anon sees tons of posts separated by far less than one minute.
>HURR I KNOW YER SAME PERSON

>>47839846
Yes it is, because you're disrupting a canon relationship to get your rocks off like a fucking freak. That's the only purpose of this drawback you're trying to force in.
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Wait, is it one guy trying to force his fetish, or one guy insecure at the notion of his super cool self insert skellington not winning at everything?
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>>47839871
There's some guy trying to force a fetish drawback into the jump that's not even his.
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>>47839871
>super cool self insert skellington
But I'm not a part of this argument.
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>>47839845
What the fuck are you even crying about at this point? Even following this conversation, I can't tell what you're pissed on about, you're insufferable shitposting is fucking indiscriminate at this point. You aren't even arguing about anything anymore, you're just taking a shit all over the fucking thread.
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>>47839871
Can't it be both?
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>>47839859
But that would involve someone admitting they're wrong.

AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT ON THE INTERNET.
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>>47839862
No, I'm not talking about Overlord, I'm not familiar with the setting and don't care one way or the other about Ainz and Albedo. I'm thinking just general spite, divorced from any specific setting. I mean, I've got a few people I know for sure I want to make miserable, but really I'm talking about the tactic in the abstract.
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>>47839885
It's not my fault you can't read, this argument is about anons trying to force in a fetish drawback so they can cuck the main character.
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>>47839862
>bitching about "cucking" in a thread where a ton of anons have taken canon characters as waifus or husbandos
>even multiples to make a harem
>thinking anyone gives a shit
Have you ever considered that you're late to the party and extremely insecure? I bet you're the anon who thinks anyone who's not a virgin is "used goods", too.
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>>47839871
It's one guy, yelling really loudly about cucking for some reason.
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>>47839882
Tommy, you're part of EVERY Argument
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>>47839499
You do realize Paradox is really easy to deal with if you're at all durable? Unless you go ridiculously overboard you can heal from the damage taken to prevent it from going external in a matter of hours at most. It doesn't even scale with the power of the spell unless you're letting it actually go off instead of tanking it or spending mana to mitigate it. And even if that's too harsh for you there's always the option to sticking to covert magic, which is slightly more limited but has literally no cot beyond casting time for your Ruling Arcana. Note that with ritual casting a covert spell can do stuff like seeing the entire earth at once, or making chance your bitch forever. The witnesses are actually really nerfed by lack of disbelief, since it means they only matter for the initial spellcasting, and the various nasty entities won't follow you unless you're an idiot who lets a manifestation occur.

Seriously, you're going full retard over a system that has some unusual limiting factors on casting.
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>>47839700
Except everyone in there is an advanced clarktech cyborg and the net terminal genes are just a regular human with some extras who at the very end of the manga has to use a hazmat suit to survive in that environment. As they walk all the way from the end of the city back to the center. Hope she doesn't die of old age or violence before then...

So a question about minecraft cheat mode. If I use some manner of time acceleration (Say a hyperbolic time chamber from Negima) or the like, does time inside of it count towards the 1 month limit? Or is it one month of the jump's time regardless of time antics?
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>>47839871
It's pretty much settled that it's the same troll we see every day about this time.
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>>47839904
Nobody cares what you do personally. Nobody ever has. This is about those anons trying to force something in the JUMP itself that facilitates it.

>>47839909
>Hi, I'm incapable of reading post timers.
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>>47836771
So I was like...on the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

And then Loki was there, doing his good ol invasion......thinking on how he got there, why he did all the actions he took and such.

It struck a cord on me.

I was tempted, to play the hero or

But.....it struck a personal cord, it reminded me of my own personal failures.
So I made him an offer he could not refuse (But he did not know that).
Utilizing MAX-charisma for once I had him come after my wing and become a Hero.
Without this, without that.

>"I understand why you did all these actions, how they began and its exactly because I can see how alike we are in certain parts, I desire to help you".

>"I am not telling you to forgive anyone because they deserve forgiveness, but because You deserve some happiness, this...war is meaningless, the armies are not yours, the power of the staff is a borrowed one, Join me and I shall teach you to be strong, your brother despite everything still loves you, is it really worth it to lose that bond".

>Kicking a- er Befriending ensues

>Also kick the teeth of the Chitauri back to where their crawling asses came from and get any tech in case it was interesting.

>Teach Loki stuff, Martial arts, Ki, any of his hobbies and stuff

>Be a second father some would say, Be a better friend I say

>Ensure Thor won't stop me, he is a good guy, diplomacy ahoy to pursuade him that its best if he remains with me.

>Someone doesn't like this

>Be me
>Be very disagreeing
>Make a deal.
>Leave Loki with me Or I shall take the Terra-whatever and shove it so far away the universe will need a new rectum to deal with it
>After finagling and threatening to destroy Earth they agreed.


>About a year later
>Suprise visit by Thor and his...lover

>Boo you should be alone man
>So your lil bro you care and stuff

>Willing to give you a pass for the heartwarming scene of two brothers re-uniting and being unable to come back here before the Aether appeared though.

>Not tearing up
>Nuh uh

(Cont)
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>>47839882
Tom, we're talking about someone else. You've still got skin, you don't count as a skeleton.
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>>47839928
Why would I bother with a magic system that hurts me for doing anything and erases me from existence for doing anything big?
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>>47839934
Ugh, one of these people.
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This is a dumb argument.
Only the jumpmaker can alter their jump, unless they give someone else permission.
Therefore this entire INTERNET BATTLE! is pointless.

Who wants to bet that at least one of the posters is Scatovore, trying to kill /jc/?
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>>47839871
One anon wants an option, other anons agree, still other anons are triggered by the option, they start pointless shitstorm over it.

They are fighting over this >>47839409, or something similar and some anons wanting an option like it.
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>>47839901
The proposed drawback would be about him never having made her into his love interest in the first place, not stealing her away. I don't care what /r9k/-tier artists think, if they're not in a romantic relationship at the time, it's not cuckolding. You can't claim someone as your own for all perpetuity just because you might be interested in them in the future. Not everything revolves around your fetish. So please, fuck off back to /cyoag/.
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>>47839938
You haven't been paying attention to my chain this time around then. I went lich and made absolutely no attempt to hide it. Especially now, with Final Form letting me walk around. It has interesting effects, watching peoples' expressions. I need to get one of those 'people think you're normal despite looking weird' perks...
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>>47839871
I'm not entirely sure if sleeping with a character who has been retconned to be into you rather than another character is a fetish.

I mean if it isn't it should be but I've never heard of it.

It's not cheating exactly but retcuck is still a pretty good name for it.
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>>47839934
>Marvel Cinematic Universe
Reminder that "Justiceanon" is actually a giant Asshole. This was posted by him

>Go to MCU
>Get "Captured" by SHIELD
>Ask Fury about the Infinity Serum
>He has no idea
>"Huh, I Guess it doesn't exist in this timeline"
>"Timeline?"
>"What?"
>"What was that about timeline?"
>"What are you talking about? Time doesn't move in lines. It moves in circles. That is why clocks are round."

>Tony gets kidnapped
>Comes back
>You're still in SHIELD custody
>Talking with Fury
>"You know, Palladium Poisoning sucks. Can you imagine if that was spreading from right next to your heart? Ow"
>"How do you know about that?"
>"Know about what?"
>"Stark's poisoning"
>"Who's Stark? Like Eddard Stark? "Winter is Coming" and all that?"
>"Tony Stark!"
>"Who? I don't think I've ever heard of that name"
>"Then why bring up Palladium poisoning?"
>"It just crossed my mind is all"

>Thor Lands in New Mexico
>Still in Custody
>"You think Fafnir actually happened, or did sickos just make that up?"
>"What are you on about now?"
>"You know, Fafnir, Odin's six-legged horse. You think that actually happened?"
>"That's mythological, Odin doesn't exist"
>Non-commitmental noises

>Wait until Thor tries to pick up the hammer
>Start singing "It's Hammer Time" in your cell
>Stop singing when he fails
>Start singing again when he summons it to fight the robot thing
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>>47839965
I called it a while ago. His inane shit spam is pretty easy to see through.
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>>47839934
>Loki is happier and Thor is willing to review their sibling relationship

>Just according to Keikaku

>I leave them alone for a bit and as time passes Loki goes back, promises to write and stuff.

>Me: "Oh just get going ankle bitter"

>A week or so later

>Thor comes back sad

>News that Loki was dead

>He died saving his mother

>......

>.....

>Robots are not alive they do not cry
>Robots do not cry

>The rain just makes it seem so.

>But...in the end I am not a robot, I just wished I was and did my best.

>Ask for explanation of how things happened.
>One explanation and some tears later

>Vow that nothing less but the utter destruction of those filfth responsible, no quarter noquarternoquarternoquarternoquarter

>Madness mantra continues as potent magic is used

>One genocide later of the pitful remnants

>"Its funny you know....I cannot stay more than ten years in any place, costantly moving and moving and moving, a year is far more important than most think"

>He leaned back on his chair closing his eyes for a bit, "Its hard to relate to people at the best of my days, it doesn't help that I hate this planet so I leave it most of the time, I hate its inhabitants...so much potential yet they quander it"

>He sighed, "I suppose the reason I am so pissed is that...after a long time I made friends you know? Beyond my compannions I manage to sometimes find that one person I care about, sometimes I am lucky, I find more people I can talk without wishing to just not deal with them"

>"They give me the strength I need at times to be a hero, I prefer very much not to be one....to be a hero, it is to be more than just a man punching people, it is about saving the hearts of people as well instead of just their bodies, its a meaningless life Thor, to live like a living corpse"

>"Thats why friends are important, riches are nice, but friendship is forever, helping me move onwards on the hope I shall one day return to help and talk with a friend again"

(cont)
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>>47839931
>Nobody cares what you do personally. Nobody ever has.
Could have fooled me.
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>>47839862
You're taking this shit way to seriously. Are you sure you're not self-inserting as Ainz, the poor lonely nerd with no RL friends who suddenly has a hot woman after him?

Because that's what it sounds like. Quite literally >to get your rocks off like a fucking freak
only in your case it's your self-insert and his waifu being broken up by the evil evil jumpers.
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>>47839965
The problem is these anons trying to convince him of such.

And I doubt it, because he only ever yells at jumpmakers. He doesn't care about yelling at anons trying to force their fetish on a jumpmaker.

>>47839976
But it does really exist and you know it does. You're getting off on stealing his love interest right out from under him to get your rocks off.
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>>47839965
Nah, I've actually seen this fuck over on CYOA Gen.

Anyone who isn't a virgin is "used goods" in his eyes.
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>>47839983
One person's asshole is another person's comedian. I found that funny as hell.
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>>47839976
The only one forcing their fetish here is you.
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>>47839992
You are the worst sort of MCU fan.
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>>47839977
Tom, you were already a Lich. You just weren't a skeleton yet.

>>47839983
I've admitted I'm an asshole.
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>>47840005
Anon, I don't fucking care about virginity. How has anything I've posted lead you to that belief? I don't go to the general either.
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>>47839983
Odin's horse was Sleipnir. Fafnir was a dragon.
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>>47840036
Yeah, Justiceanon knows that now. But this is copypasta, so his error will be preserved for eternity.
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>>47840036
I was corrected of that mistake in-thread.
I decided to run with it, because getting it wrong with just annoy Shield more.
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>>47839953
Because you're a moron who doesn't get that A) it's piddly damage and that's only if you're doing something big and obvious and B) That the getting shoved out of reality stuff you keep referring to isn't even a thing. Maybe you're getting it crossed up with OMage there. Also ritual casting in general is absurdly broken, with little upper limit on what you can do with it beyond how long you're willing to spend and what spells you have access to.
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>>47839992
>"The Kerbals who sought to reach the stars, not out of greed, hate or anything negative, just out of sense of wonder and childlikee curiocity"

>"The Halo, where a new golden age was ushered, the Krogan their people helped to be brought from extinction and the plague that made the mountains of stillborn ended and their leader my friend Wrex leading them in peace"

>"Kenichi, hate him I did yet he was not a bad guy, understanding the true worth of friendship and being able to see beyond sight the heart of others with a great heart, my many daughters and son, not by blood yet our bonds just as strong, made by my hand and left free to see the beauty I found in the universe"

>"Yet I remember the fallen, by my hand and others, mountains of corpses made from mad sorcerors and scientists, the wars fought to save Illium, the friends lost due to betrayal, due to assasins when I was to weak to enforce my rule properly, a failure as a king, friend and guardian"

>"So many dead that I have forgotten so much, the humans eaten by the Primal gods as nothing more than cattle to most, Necrosan using their corpses and eating the souls, Terresa my love dead despite my power...unable to save her"

>"Standing atop a world corrupted beyond measure, the earth,sea and sky crying out for salvation as all life is lost, so many failures, so many times I ran away, out of fear and in order to.....Avenge them one day".

"Unable to stand tall in order to save those who fell and would fall, to be the saviour for those I care and love, I- I had to accept that I had to move onwards, until it ignites, my fear moving me onwards again and again".

>"And thats how my journey began, with my fear consuming me, all it took was to raise my hand...and BAM"

>"It began, nothing glorious....I tire, till we meet again Avenger, thank you for listening".

>Go outside and just watch at the stars, for such is life with its ups and downs, treasuring the happy momments to get you through in the bad ones.
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>>47839980
To be fair, Albedo was supposed to be a gigaslut before Ainz edited her, meaning that his actions prevented her sleeping with people that she otherwise would have.
So technically Ainz cucked people first.
It happening to him would just be karma bitchslapping him up the head.
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>>47839983
And the rest of it

>Manage to convince him to let you help with the Avengers Initiative
>Hinting to Loki's arrival before hand is optional
>As are hints to knowing about Phase Two
>Get on the Carrier
>Ask Coulson how Lola is doing
>Talk to Tony about the make-up of his new Arc-Reactor
>Constantly hint at things people think only they know about
>Loki gets captured
>Go talk to him
>"So, Sleipnir a thing or did sickos make that up?"
>"What?"
>"You know, Sleipnir. That 8-legged horse human legends say you gave birth two."
>"I have never given birth you imbecile"
>"Really?" Stare down "You got wide hips for someone who hasn't given birth"
>He gets smug look "Is this some attempt to enrage me?"
>"Nah, that would be me mentioning you're a the forgotten son of Laufey"
>"WHAT!? How do you know that!"
>"Know what?"
>"About Laufey."
>"What are you talking about dude? I just asked you about Sleipnir. You feeling alright? Can Asgardians get sick?"
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>>47840054
>Only ritual casting is broken
Then remind me why I should use the weaker casting if the damage isn't worth it?
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>>47840000
What a waste of quads. A relationship doesn't exist until it actually happens in the future. Therefore, if someone else enters into a relationship with her first, it's not NTR. If he programs her as a joke to go for someone else, that's sure as hell not NTR. You're trying to insert your fetish into someone having an interest in a character, and it's so blatantly, repulsively obvious.
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Don't respond.

So, about Evo. How do I go about instantaneously making/evolving bio-exo-suits without imagining it as a sentai transformation every time it happens?
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>>47840048
I don't think much of that would really annoy SHIELD.

Predicated on them knowing anything about Norse mythology or indulging you at all when you're jabbering on.
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>>47840000
Wait, really? When do Albedo and Momonga become a couple?
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>>47840089
I'm not entirely clear what you're asking. Do you mean a way to make the bio-suits without having to direct the change every time? Or do you just mean aesthetics so that it's not always henshin?
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>>47840054
Man, OMage Paradox was fucking awful. Some scary shit right there.
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>>47840088
But you people are outside of the context. You know a relationship existed and went out of your way to destroy it and steal one of the parties. IT's the same exact thing from this perspective.

>>47840107
Romantic interest is enough to qualify for this.
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>>47840107
In his masturbatory fantasies.
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>>47840107
They never did, they never do. Ainz has no interest in romance in the Light Novels.
The closest we get is Albedo and Shalltear's obsession with him, and the Aura misunderstanding something he said and now she thinks he likes her.
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>>47840095
No, he just mind-raped her into loving him. How dare those anons even think about breaking up such a decent guy with his destined love!

When i finally jump Overlord i'm going to acquire that world item dress that allows one to mind control even those normally immune. Then i'll turn Albedo back into a slut.

Just out of spite for this shit argument.
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>>47840095
Eh, whatever, he still edited her personality without her permission. Even if he didn't know she was going to become a person, that still massively fucked up.
Not that it matters, since I'm probably going to kill every single entity in Nazarick anyways.
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Best places to get magic related to swords?
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>>47840136
You clearly haven't actually read the novels.

>>47840141
You can't mind rape a computer program, you retard. You've had people on both sides of this debate call you out on this.

>>47840144
>It's fucked up to edit a computer program
Is this your moral system now?
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>>47840118
Fuck off, nobody wants YOUR fetish here.

>>47840123
I'm outside context, yes. Which means the fact that I exist has already destroyed the future that would have existed. It's entirely plausible they'll never get together because of the butterfly effect. So I don't want to ruin their future relationship, I just don't care about it, since as far as I'm concerned, it's irrelevant until she asks him out and he says yes.
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Well, another thread gone to shit because nobody ever ignores the one guy who rages that his self-insert fantasies are shattered by someone who has another idea of how fun works.

Way to bite the bait, guys.
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>>47840123
A romantic interest doesn't equal a relationship.
Why the fuck are you having such difficulty grasping that concept.
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>>47840156
Depends on what you want to do with swords, I guess. Though a good place to start is Highschool DxD, the Sword Birth magic is pretty good at swording in general.
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>>47840085
Because it's still extremely potent and flexible, just not "accelerate time by an arbitrary factor" level of potency. Meanwhile you're also once again failing to understand what people mean about Mage spell. Spells that solely and directly deal damage are kinda boring, but there's a ton of spells that do other stuff that just happen to be usable to pull off stuff like channeling an entire power plant through your target, or turning sunlight into a blazing inferno or massive electric discharge.
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>>47840176
The thread is ruined because anons are trying to brainstorm something to force the jumpmaker to include to cater to their fetishes.

>>47840179
NTR doesn't require it to have been consumated.
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I can't believe that the shitstorm that kicked the thread back into activity was an inane troll screeching about cucking.
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>>47840017
Meh his background struck a cord to me.

Otherwise, you litle boy toy fanboy of mcu

>Use first year as preparation for invasion
>Manipulate people to get good information
>PIllage all I want from the Earth and leave before the Asgardians come after my ass as they are supposed to be the police of some kind
>Find at least three of the other infinity stones to keep them safe and prepare to throw antimatter at Thanos
>When it fails as it most likely will, activate your trap card.
>Attack his fucking soul, because that shit is esoteric and if fast enough you get to kill him as Defences against
>Plan C is running away...because fuck that shit, I just wish to not die against the bastich.

Calling me a fan of mcu is a bit much though.
Dont worry you can be the boy toy fan of mcu and I wont tell anyone about you.
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>>47840179
JUST STOP REPLYING.
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>>47840186
>Joke personality
Tabula loved Gap-moe. It was one of his passions. Her personality was the "perfection" of Gap Moe, not a joke.
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>>47840189
NTR requires an actual relationship, though not necessarily a sexual one. You can't NTR someone's crush.
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>>47840194
I know, can you believe it? Anons will do anything to try and get their waifu, it's unbelievable.
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>>47840189
No, I'm pretty sure anything that isn't missionary position between you and a virgin woman isn't suddenly Satan-level dickery.

People have waifus, move on.
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>>47840208
You sure know a lot about it for someone claiming you're not trying to force your fetish.
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This is most retarded conversation we've had in few threads.
Summer is here, Spacebattles is here, and the Scatovore is back at full power. I'd pray but I stopped believing that God would help us a long time ago.

This… drawback or whatever… is pointless.
Are people so spoonfed that they can't steal someone's waifu with their own skill? They actually need a drawback to make it happen?
Fuckin' pathetic. No imagination whatsoever.

'Grats, guys.

We've become CYOA General.
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>>47840218
I really don't know where you're getting the whole virginity obsession thing from. Like goddamn, what are you butthurt about? Who pissed you off and who do you think I am?

>People have waifus
And trying to force in a 'drawback' so you can steal them is bullshit.
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>>47840210
You clearly realize enough that you're the problem to be defensive about it, so why don't you just fucking shut up already?
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>>47840202
No, just the whole "Loki's not a bad person, he's just misunderstood and if everyone was nicer to him he'd be a good guy and then we could make out" bit. Ugh.
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>>47840194
Are you new here?
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>>47840222
Go back to CYOA Gen so you can rage there.
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>>47840247
>Everyone that hates my fetish must be from place I dislike
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>>47840159
By that logic, how is making Albedo love you a bad thing?
Why the hell are you acting like Albedo and Momonga have some pure, destined love that shouldn't be fucked with since she's 'just' a computer program.
Hell, given that their personalities are literally coded into their being on a fundamental level, mind controlling her after she becomes 'real' isn't immoral either, since the NPCs are fundamentally incapable of making actual choices or changing themselves.
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So does Summoning Sinatra/Singalong from Bayonetta apply to all of your summoning, or only the local system?
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>>47840209
I don't have the fetish you're describing, anon. I have a lot of others, really gross ones, but that's not one of them. Meanwhile, you're forcing your fetish into my behavior, because you get off to it, and you just keep trying no matter how many times I say no, that's not what I into. So stop trying to insert your disgusting kinks into this thread.
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>>47840236
It's two to three faggots that will just not drop it and shut up.
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>>47840239
True. You can steal people's waifus just fine with romance and harem perks. No drawbacks necessary.
And then writefag about it. Maybe you'll give cuckscreech-anon an aneurysm.
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>>47840254
All of it, I believe. Planning on doing some mass summoning ritual?
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>>47840240
They're the ones that started trying to force it in. Tell them to stop.
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>>47840236
No, it's just the guy from CYOA gen who saw a waifu CYOA by Beri before looking at one option, an option he doesn't even have to take, and started to rage hard enough to devour entire threads because how dare all women don't obsess over his dick and his alone.

It was enough that people started hating waifu CYOAs for a good while.
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>>47840236
You cannot romance Albedo, Ainz wrote her devotion to him into the code that was brought to life to create her when the game ended.
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>>47839425
#125 is "Craftworld Eldar" and we are back in our rightful powers. We leave our more noble companions suspended for this, we have dark things to do. Accompanied only by my former mistress and Esdeath, we become space elves, but it's worth it for the exquisite death I shall give this Vampire.

Thanks to our time in Sailor Moon as Sailor Eris, and completing 40,000 Things I Hate About You in Dragonlance, we are seen as a friend by those who identify as Chaos. This is enhanced by having Chaotic-Holy and Chaotic-Evil enchanted weapons.

On top of that, Metalocalypse gives us Will of Iron and Contract Law, that puts us on par with the Devil as negotiations go.

Princess Bride gives us both "I'll Likely Kill you In The Morning" which makes people less likely to outright slay me in cold blood

Additionally, we've dealt with Gods before.

So what do we do? It's extra Heretical. We invite Slaanesh over for dinner. We don't just destroy the soul stone, we rig it to be destroyed and hand Slaanesh the button. Esdeath and I enjoy a fine meal of many courses, while She Who Thirsts is given leave to toy with and consume our former tormentor.

It ALMOST backfires on us. Slaanesh rather likes what she saw in our sacrifice's mind. Rather approves of what was done to me. It's only 40,000 Things I Hate About You that tips the scales in my favor. Slaanesh decides that while yes it was funny to see me tortured like that, This Wretched Leech did not have the right to choose me to do it to.

Using Legilimency, I extract most of those unpleasant memories, retaining only the facts and a few to serve as reminders not to fuck up again, and the removed ones, my tormentor gets to live through them again, while Slaanesh savors her suffering.

The rest of the evening gets kinda fuzzy from there, and I'd rather not try too hard to remember it. my memories kick in sometime at the end, when Slaanesh eats their soul, and I dump the corpse out.
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>>47840263
>He says, responding to the anon he probably thinks is 'cuckscreen-anon'
Good laugh. Yes, you can do so yourself and nobody cares. My entire issue is them trying to force in this fake 'drawback' to steal her away. I don't care at all if they do so otherwise, I care about them trying to force it into the jump itself.
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>>47840270
Nobody's falling for it. Please just go. You're not welcome here.
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>>47840241
Dude had a decent childhood but he's literally the nerd submerged in a culture of jocks. Magic in a land of physical combat. Therapy no Jutsu him. By which I mean grab him by the shoulders and kick his ass until he pulls his head back out of it.
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>>47840293
Why are people making gifs of the British Broadcasting Company on /b/?
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>>47840277
There's a perk from Jade Cocoon which can let you transfer those affections to you.
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>>47840275
>how dare all women don't obsess over his dick and his alone.
Let's deconstuct this.

>Anon is projecting the idea that someone who disagrees with him over one thing, wants all women to focus on him.
Why's that? Women in general never entered into this conversation, nor did anon himself.

>Over his dick and his alone.
Now, anon here seems to be implying it's wrong for people to want a waifu to only sleep with them, which is ridiculous because that's the normal relationship paradigm in our society.
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>>47840183
>Sword Birth
What does that do?
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>>47840270
Actually, you know what, asking you to shut up that this point isn't enough, because you're clearly cancerous enough at this point that you're probably just a resident shit poster baiting up a storm. So, fucking kill yourself.
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>>47840309
It's /b/. I ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>47840301
Doesn't Naruto have a perk for that?
Or i guess you could just befriend him.
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>>47840266
Eventually.

Right now, I just want to power up my Heartless/Nobodies.
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>>47840277
>You cannot romance Albedo
You're obviously new.
Never, ever tell a Jumper they can't do something.
I'm sure somebody could figure out a solution, through a combination of hacking and mindcontrol.

But imagination and problem solving skills went out the window earlier in this thread, so I doubt anyone'll bother.
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>>47840328
...it literally has a perk called therapy no jutsu yes
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>>47840296
>Bad scary anon is trying to trick me!
Into what? Not trying to force this drawback in? If that's not your goal then why are you involved?
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>>47840313
Shut up, Scatovore.
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Albedo's a shit-tier waifu anyway.

Dunno why all ya'll's are gettin worked up.
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>>47840320
How did that get past the everythingiscuckfags?
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>>47840346
>when everyone is scatovore no one will be
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>>47840346
Why would the guy who only ever attacks jumpmakers suddenly be defending a jump?
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>>47840355
Aura is a better Waifu, despite not being as...developed as Albedo
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>>47840286
I'm sorry, I haven't been really keeping up with the threads exactly.

What did this Vampire Mistress do to deserve such a fate?
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>>47840320
Iirc that's only for non-sapients, which Albedo isn't anymore after the jump starts.
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>>47840374
Not a cuckold, Scatovore.
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>>47840301
Except that's not true, because Asgard respects mages just as much. Odin's a mage, for Christ's sake. The reason Loki doesn't get as much respect as Thor is because he doesn't do anything with his wizardry. Thor's off defending the realm against all sorts of evils, while Loki is just sitting up in his room whining about how daddy doesn't love him as much. Despite the fact that Odin was going to make Loki the king. He was the heir that Odin wanted, because unlike Thor he actually was a thinker. Loki's the Asgardian equivalent of a whiny teenager who comes to school with a gun because he's upset over the imaginary disrespect he feels he's being given, and should be treated as such: His ass kicked, his weapons (or magic, in this case) taken away, and him locked in a jail cell for the rest of his life.
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>>47840379
Basically a drawback-induced vampire master found out the jumper's true nature and tried to force the jumper to take her along, by way of forcing her to send a podded companion home.

It's going to end about as well as anyone expects, the only question is whether her suffering will be legendary even in hell for only one jump or for a hundred.
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>>47840241
>Loki
>Misunderstood

Anon I take back all the small insults now.
Kek

He was not misunderstood.
I simply sympathised with his past desire to have one of his own parents be proud of him.
Otherwise I was likely to just cut his head, lets be honest there.

He became 'good' because I showed him a new way to look at life and granted him more power than become a ruler would have given him.

A ruler without people is a King of Nothing.

Mind you its not unlikely that he could have become a king....circumstances became different though and fate is a thing.

Loki simply recconected with his old family after showing him how other famillies can be and..you know giving him psychological counsel for about a year and something.
He understood and saw back that..yes his own adopted mother did love him, on one part he knew as he saved her life that he had regrets, that one of his parents gave him what he wanted at first.

Did he give up on the throne? Maybe or Maybe not.
I do know that he would have loved to get the rest of the infinity gems, but he knew that it was unlikely for him to be able to control more than two at tops without the gauntlent.

But in the end, Even Evil has loved ones Anon. (Not Thanos and believe me I would use them as suicide bombers if need be in order to kill him).
I am not a good guy, just a nice one to those I like.
And Loki despite everything simply wished for recognition and power in the end (Also do not underestimate the social skills of others, Jumpers with the natural social attacks come close to mind control later on...coughWormcough).
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>>47840396
>I think someone is a shitposter for throwing out insults
>So let me do the same
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>>47840386
She isn't sapient. She's a living computer program, which means she's a philosophical zombie.
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>>47840322
It lets you make swords. Any kind of sword you want. It's basically a bargain bin Unlimited Blade Works, you've got to design the swords yourself instead of just copying them with a Reality Marble so it's not quite as good, but you can still do some impressive things with it.
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>>47840405
Then all the more reason to pull his head out of his ass and force him to look at things with more maturity. If that doesn't work, then throw him in a cell.
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>>47840417
They stop being computer programs in the new world.
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>>47840355
Because people lose their inhibitions on the Internet.
Namely the one that keeps them from looking like an idiot, so the only impulse left is to win the argument.
Which won't happen, because the same process is happening to the other person too.

Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

This thread is fucked.
I'll see y'all in the next one.
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>>47840417
Thats not what sapient means. Sapient has nothing to do with biology.
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>>47840417
I don't know, man, that seems like dangerous philosophical territory to enter. How do you prove that something is sapient or not? Am I sapient? I think I am, but what if those "thoughts" are just pre-programmed directives of biological computation?
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>>47840411
>Adopted mother
>Loving him
She really didn't.
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>>47840427
Their personalities are hardcoded into their being. They can't change. They can't make choices. They're not people, or even animals. They're objects. And they're also evil as fuck, which together makes for a 100% guilt free slaughter party.
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>>47840480
>personalities are hardcoded into their being
Same for you. We don't actually know if they can grow and develop as individuals, that's not territory the series goes into.
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Everyone is talking about Albedo while ignoring best girl, Clementine is best.
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>>47840379
I jumped Vampire the Requiem to get more time in the nWoD so I could work on my anti-fae plans. But that got derailed super hard. I took the drawback that puts you under thrall of a cruel and sadistic vampire master.

I figured that would make it easier to be a part of Vampire Society while my self duplicates actually enacted my plans, and I was counting on my companions to be able to dispatch my Master if it got too unpleasant.

but she found out I was a jumper, and saw me as her ticket to other worlds, hoping to eventually retire in some other reality where she'd be the unquestioned queen vampire. She held my companions at bay, forcing me to lock them up in the warehouse or she'd use her control to make me suicide and end the chain.

She figured out that she could continue controlling me by dragging me to Fate/Extra and importing me as a servant, holding the command seals over my head, the threat of suicide and ended chain her continued leverage.

Then, someone asked if my sadist master was more like Shalltear from Overlord, or Dio from Jojo. She became interested in meeting this Shalltear, I guess she saw a kindred spirit in her, wanted to make friends? Thinking that forcing me to take powerless would keep me from my willpower perks, and that my hedonistic addictive personality would work against me, we went to overlord.

Unfortunately for her, they didn't take kindly to the 42nd Supreme Being being treated like that by a lowly vampire. And since I was locked out, it was ten years of weekly torture-to-death for this Usurping Leech.

And, well, now you know where we went after that.
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>>47840488
Wrong it does go into it and they can learn and grow.
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>>47840493
They're all bad.
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>>47840425
No, all the more reason to just kill him early before he becomes a problem. My point is that his dickishness is nature, not nurture. If twelve hundred years of Odin and Freya being loving parents to him wasn't enough to convince him, you're not going to manage it.
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>>47840480
Objects can't be evil. Animals can't be evil.
Evil assumes choice, so only sapient beings can be evil.
So you're either destroying objects or killing evil people. It's one or the other.
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>>47840471
? Really I thought the wiki said so.
Might remember that wrong and She taught him magic after all.
....Meh whatever, if I get around to more seriously writing the events.
Then I shall check my resources better (Funny enough the Thor movies are those I haven't watched in the mcu, so I suppose thats one reason to do so now).

Ah well, frankly MCU I am far more likely to blitz everything to steal all the cool stuff and keep the safe than actually remain on Earth and the shit that happens there.

I really cant tell people how happy I am that Mutants and their Cosmic level threats are not around for me to worry about.
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>>47840506
Then that just destroys anon's argument that they're not sapient even further.
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>>47840513
>Loving parents
Adopted parents. It's not the same or as intense.
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>>47840544
Wow, way to shit on all the non-traditional families in the world, anon.
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>>47840553
Just laying down some truth.
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>>47840513
There is very little in the behavior of intelligent creates that cannot be changed with the application of sufficient effort. Are you just being lazy, anon? Though I suppose you're right... no puny god, no puny problem.
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>>47840500
>>47840408
Well... I hope you have a nice journey on the rest of your chain.
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>>47840577
Shut up, You're Not My Real Dad!
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>>47840593
Less lazy, more spiteful. I know the sort of shit this guy gets up to, I don't think he deserves a fourth chance.
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>>47840599
Thanks. I'm looking for someplace peaceful and quiet to go for my next jump. I need a nice long vacation after all of that.
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Anyone have the new version of Dragon's Crown? It's not updated on the drive for some reason.
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>>47840587
>>47840612
This is a lazy as fuck argument.
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>>47840488
Uh, no it wasn't anon. People's personalities aren't decided the day they're born. They grow and develop based on there experiences. Albedo can't stop loving Momonga no matter what, because she was programmed to love him.
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>>47840605
I wonder how many times a Jumper has said this to their parents they got from their backgrounds.
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>>47840589
There is an entire ark where ainz puts cocytus in charge of an army (purposefully too small to win) so that cocytus can learn to lead better and maybe speak up to save themlizardmen village. It actually works in the end and cocytus spoke out to save the lizardmen after his army lost to them because he thought they werenhonorable people and good warriors. Ainz put him in charge of the lizardman village.
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>>47840612
>>47840626
Oh get a fucking room already you faggots.
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>>47840632
>>47840635
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>>47840493
>Clementine
Who was hugged so hard she puked her own guts and shit/peed herself.

Shit taste Anon.
Tell me Shalltear, ok.
She is quite deviant I could see why some would like her.
Tell me Albedo, ok
She is crazy and stuff.

Tell me most of those in there
....
Wait a moment

I just had a horrible thought.

Most of the ladies in the setting hide dark secrets or / are vampires in disguise/ Lady dudes/ Secretly Sociopathic/ Chuunibyou/ Monsters / Ugly Monsters / Crazy Monsters/ Man eating monsters.

Oh God.
The Village girl is the only normal person and she is taken.

Oh wait.
The Dullahan is pretty nice and normal.
Also single.
Okay guys its settled.
I am going to waifu the Dullahan and woe to those who go against me.
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>>47840634
A lot. Especially in super serious jumps.
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>>47840599
Not my chain. I took Bella with me from Twilight, but she got off after a few jumps in a more interesting (and less stupid) world.

She fit into the Buffyverse disturbingly well.
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>>47840629
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Jumpers!
What's your most ridiculously powerful/chuuni attack? What does it do?
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>>47840653
>Hating on Aura
She's just a Tomboy anon
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>>47840653
>Tell me Shalltear, ok.

Shit-tier vampire.
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>>47840673
I was talking about the big Barbarian lady in the Blue Roses actually.

Aura is too young for me.
If she was....uh twenty? Years older or taller.
Mmmmm.
She is cute, just too damn young man.

I give a pass for Shalltear because she can /act/ like a woman or at least a sexual predator.

But Aura...lacks such a thing.
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>>47840632
If I give you a brain lesion in the fusiform gyrus you'll never stop suspecting that everyone around you has been replaced by dopplegangers no matter what. Would that make you not count as a sapient being anymore, because your behavior would no longer be changeable due to life experiences?
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>>47840666
Weird Al is a Jumper, that's confirmed.
But is he one that lost his chain, and that's why he's weird or did he sacrifice too much for the spark?
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>>47840682
>>47840705
Shut up both of you.
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>>47840701
>If she was....uh twenty? Years older or taller.
>Mmmmm.

She's 70-years-old, anon.
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>>47840577
Considering the lengths people have to go to to adopt a kid, and considering how many shitheads pop out kids and then treat them like garbage, I'm gonna say it's a little more varied than you're making it sound.

Well, unless you're doing foster care. Those people will let anyone take kids by the truckload. Can lead to some nasty business.
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>>47840672
SUPER ALPHA OMEGA ULTRA FABULOUS RESPLENDENT ALL-POWERFUL AWESOME COOL LOVE-FILLED JUSTICE ENDLESS CYCLE OF PUNCHES BLESSED BY THE HOLY SUN!

Then I just punch them in the face a dozen times

>>47840701
Aura is...76? I think. But she's still not an Adult by Dark Elf standards.
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>>47840701
Blue Rose jump when?
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>>47840722
I hope you scream that every single time you use the attack. And use it multiple times in a fight.
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>>47840746
It's mostly a joke attack. It's not different than any other time I punch someone in the face repeatedly very fast.
I do it just to piss people off.

But when I do it, yes I yell out the full attack name, and I do it repeatedly.

The "Wind up" the to the attack involves dodging their attacks while Posing and saying the name.
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>>47840716
>>47840722
So about either a kid or close to being a teen (big maybe) so about forty years then to being barely acceptable.

Point stands
Too damn young
....
If people insist Negima has aging pills.

Will still take the damn Dullahan instead.

>>47840728
I have no fucking clue what that is.
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>>47840766
MY MOTHER IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD
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>>47840773
It appears to be some idiot who bought into the 'to be a good woman archer I need to cut off a tit' meme.
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>>47840773
>I have no fucking clue what that is.
A bad RPG.
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>>47840773
Just take the Dullahan.
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Man, the only thing this argument is accomplishing is making me feel sorry for Rudy. It's almost enough to cause me to change my plans.

Almost.
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Finally found the Manga for Aria! I'll check out the anime some day, but jeebus this took a while. Holy crap it's a really serene setting though.
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>>47840856
The fucks a rudy
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>>47840889
An NPC from Log Horizon.
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>>47840889
He is a poor fuck who is treated like a dog by his love interest, I don't mean she treats him badly I mean like an actual dog.
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>>47840912
Is he really though?
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>>47840930
The game became a real world and all the NPCs became real people, vastly inferior to players in every way though.
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>>47840822
Dullahans are best.
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Jumpers, have you ever introduced historical cultures to more modern music?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72B3r2yknsk
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>>47840975
Lala is....third best girl
Dullahans in general are pretty Top-Tier though.
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>>47840981
Heavy Metal. Everywhere. Always.
Also Rock in general.
Any other music I feel like playing/singing at a given moment.
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>>47840998
>Third best.

Tell me who you would rate as 1st and 2nd before I decided to tell you that your taste is shit.
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>>47840885
You had success? Brother, I require a link.

I'm fucking suffering here.
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>>47841027
Rachne Arachnea
Suu. Suu hit #2 when she said "Why doesn't master just marry everyone!"
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>>47840981
I played Blind Guardian songs in the LOTR jump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFAskJN4YKE
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>>47840844
It reads a bit like bad fanfiction.
Also reminds me of fucking Halta from Exalted....that is not a good thing at all.

>>47840981
I almost always spread...Rock and Roll to other cultures.
That way I get a stream of songs I might enjoy.

Although singing this song at all those Holier than thou olde Christians is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw
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>>47840987
Even after the apocalypse they gain exp just as fast as they did before.
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>>47841047
Your tastes are... acceptable.
You are allowed to pass through shit customs unharmed.
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>>47840236
No anon, it's just one guy.

Fetishanon, we'll call him.
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>>47841032
Here you are brother:
> http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Aria
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>>47841032
>>47841128
Ah! Almost forgot:
> http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Aqua

Read this before Aria.
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>>47840671
Only one canon companion. . . damn must choose between Sorceress and Amazon. . .
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>>47841183
Look at the drawbacks. There's a way to get a second companion.
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Blasted SBurb, I'm makin my build(well, mines complete. It's more companions at this point.) All seven of my companions are finished, however I had to pay for eight. Unlike the last two places where I could import my crew I can make a new companion with this option. What do I do with the last one? Poor thing will be the only person in the group without a pokeform, not counting Liv Tyler who is a robot bunny and does not count yet.
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>>47841201
I don't see that option.
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>>47841240
The tower, read the notes.
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>>47841165
You are a god among men. I didn't even know Kiss had a manga site.
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>>47841225
Well, what classes/aspects do you have already? Might be able to suggest something to help out.

Psychic powers might also be handy, depending...?
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>>47841268
Bunch of bleeding humans despite wanting to go troll(needed human discounts). I'm Seer of Light(despite being Norse god of darkness and shadows not long before), I've rolled maid of light, page of hope, heir of mind, thief of void, witch of heart, sylph of life, and seer of time for my companions(the last is funny, cause she is named Cassie). the new one due to numbers and background(strider/lalonde) will be twin of the witch of heart.
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All right guys, so The One True Pirate King is headed into DC universe (multiverse?) and there needs to be a world ending event of some kind at least once during his stay there. I thought about just making something up, but I figured it would be more interesting if I took suggestions, then rolled to see just what was going to try to break the world.

I'd ask you all not to go too insane (it's only Jump 5 after all), but if I really wanted that, I'd just make something up.
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>>47841259
That looks interesting, as long as the jumps come in order that should be fine. but if it is randomized. . . I can think of some enemies who would be very happy to meet me at a power level lower than when they first faced me. . .
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>>47840653
>Not even considering not-loli dragon waifu

What is this plebian shit
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>>47841376
Well, if you don't want something too crazy with multiverses collapsing and incarnated narratives and all that nonsense, I suggest just going with a good old fashioned alien god-machine attacking Earth. Imperiex, or Megiddo, or Solaris, or someone like that.
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>>47841375
Well. There's the obvious Space aspect missing, which is required to win. So... maybe get that unless you're taking the Void Session.

Perhaps go with a Knight or Mage? The Knight to get a more active fighter role in there, the Mage to make the alchemy win condition /much/ easier. And these two in particular, because you have a spread of classes heavily skewed towards Passive classes, with only the Witch really being an Active class.

Anything else you might be missing? Going god tier?
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>>47839312
>The only REAL question becomes... Where do I take this wretch next? Should I strand her in Vampire The Masquerade? Is there somewhere worse I can take her?

Hellsing. She needs to visit Hellsing. Take Hellsing as your organization so she thinks she will be safe from Alucard then take Alucard's embrace. Then let her try and order you around, the problem will sort of correct itself.
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>>47841424
That's a lot more sane that I was expecting to hear. The only major events in DC I knew about were the multiverses collapsing and massive crossover with marvel's-verse, so a nice alien god-machine seems positively mundane by comparison.
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>>47841264
It's honestly my go-to manga site because I can scroll through a chapter. And it doesn't hurt its got a decent archive.

As a note though, my Aria Jump is gonna be so freakin' chilled.
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>>47841577
Oh, yeah, the multiversal stuff gets all the attention because DC keeps doing it about once every six months these days, but there's a long history of world-shaking events that are confined to a single universe. They really need to get back to that, I miss the Dominion Wars or the Mageddon Crisis or things like that. They were fun and high-stakes without having to threaten causality.
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>>47841505
I went god tier, all but two of my companions(not counting the new one) went god tier. Might be three of my companions need killing into god hood. Companions being able to respawn anyway and not losing the chain unlike me. Still, it's easier to start god tier than to work at it for most of the companions.
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>>47841505
>>47841651
So, space mage. that sounds interesting. I don't recall what makes space required. Clue an anon will you?
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>>47841609
You know what, looking at all the events you've mentioned, I think I'll just go ahead and pick the Dominion Wars. It's high-stakes, high-action, would require pretty much every superhero and villain on Earth to work together, and it's not multiverse crushing insanity.

Thanks for you suggestions. I really appreciate it.
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>>47841668
Space player is the one that needs to do the frog breeding thing to make the Genesis Frog. Getting the Frog and allowing it to grow up into an universe is kinda the whole point of it, so...
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>>47841681
No problem. I'm glad to have helped introduce you to some of the less-insane parts of the DC universe.
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>>47841701
>Getting the Frog and allowing it to grow up into an universe is kinda the whole point


The fuck am I reading???
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>>47841718
In SBURB, universes are contained within giant god-frogs. Breeding one is one of the conditions needed to win a session.
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>>47841701
ah, so I need space and ectobiology. well I got one of those already so clearly I need space then.
>>47841718
Homestuck it's horrible, confusing, and addicting to read.
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>>47841718
>>47841701
>>47841701
>>47841668

As someone who followed HS all the way through:
yep, you need that fucking frog

Don't ask WHY the frog is the universe, that's defeating the point
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>>47841718
Basically, frogs are the physical forms of universes in sburb/homestuck.

The sburb game is basically a creation myth thingy, where you're supposed to be the heroes/gods creating a new universe.
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>>47841760
>As someone who followed HS all the way through:

Oh, is it finally over? I quit years ago and want to go back and reread it once it's done, but so long as it keeps getting longer and longer, I haven't been back.
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so grimdark is obvious power boost but appears to be completely off the deep end. would it be worth it for my space mage to take it?
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>>47841792

Yep, it's definitively over.
There's an epilogue tho
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>>47841797
Depends. It does make them go off the deep end a bit, yes. But they don't just randomly start rampages or something, it's just easier to give in to rage/hate and harder to get out of it.

It's a pretty decent power boost through. And if you're going with a Mage of Space, it shouldn't stop most of their Space-y power, just the creation-aligned stuff. It'll definitely boost their combat power by a lot.

So, worth it. But don't let the try and make frogs while it's active.
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>>47841760
you seem to Missed me earlier but
Hey digger questions
1.does the tri-memory driver require three people or just one?
2. If you know of the core metals from the jumper metal list and can make core metals does that mean you can replicate them?
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This won't be for a long while, but expect Samurai Jack DLC once the new season is done.
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Amalur anon, if you're here/reading this at some point. You asked for an item idea for the Innistrad jump on irc?

How about Sorin's Sword, the Parasite Blade? In his own words: "It draws mana from whatever it cuts. It can drain creatures to their doom."

It's so evil, it doesn't reflect light. And Sorin apparently prefers to feed through it, instead of biting? So it goes directly to the wielder.

It can kill Hurda (Zendikar Giants) with a simple cut, the creature shrivelling up into a dry husk in the span of three breaths.
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>>47841878
hmm, but is it worth taking away the points necessary for ease of god tier. Not sure I care for the downsides or the aesthetics of the grimderp.
This one is difficult, she doesn't have any thematics yet.
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>>47841939
Not him but that is edgy as hell and I love it.

I want his rotspeak though.
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>>47841383
It is in order, aye.
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>>47841968
Well, Grimdarkness would give a strong forbidden knowledge/dark magic theme.

And a Mage of Space basically uses knowledge of Space, as in creation and physics and all that to their advantage.

So. Either way, there's a definite 'knowledge' theme, with options in either dark magic or SCIENCE!
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>>47842104
dark science! should go well with drunk science. she'll need some willpower perks at some point to help control the grimderp then.
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>>47842104
>>47842125
Now I just need to pick everyone's strife specibi and I'll have finished the build.
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>>47842125
Sounds good. And remember the notes say she can terminate it at-will after the jump.

Through the eldritch language and going off the deep end remain while it's active, being able to easily stop it is already pretty nice.
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>>47842164
oh, nice. didn't see that.
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>>47842038
Taking pokemon as your first jump might make that an issue, would the first floor boss be the strongest pokemon you have faced of the strongest trainer you have faced?
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Breaking Bad

Chemist
30 years old
Negotiator 200
Double Life 800
Creative Chemist
Remember My Name 950
The Empire Business 1250
Hazmat Suit and Gasmask x2
Partner 1300
Leeroy: Lawyer, No More Half Measures 100, Attorney, Criminal Lawyer 400
Impatient 1200
Kleptomaniac 1000

Fucked this one up really. Chemist is better than the other backgrounds due to The Empire Business being pretty clearly more powerful than the other capstones. Think it was one of the last perks I wrote as well so probably should have been paying closer attention.

Took Negotiator as I figure if you've got a bunch of charisma/persuasion perks it's pretty neat being able to force people to start negotiating.

Double Life means you don't really have to worry too much if you're doing a lot of disparate stuff in a jump. Plus as people will assume I'm not lying I'd get more out of Negotiator.

Creative Chemist is fine if a little unnecessary.

Remember My Name is neat, nice synergy with Double Life for creating weird famous alter-egos.

The Empire Business as mentioned is a bit crazy. You know of any major potential threat to any empire you run. I guess one thing to be said for its limits is that it only works when the empire as a whole is actually threatened so the bigger the empire the bigger the threat would have to be to notice. Also only works for threats from within.

Hazmat Suits are cool and worth putting on before I do any particularly volatile lab work.

Made Leeroy a lawyer which is pretty funny and is also going to be handy for the Kleptomaniac drawback.

Impatient and Kleptomaniac make me a thief who cuts every corner, never admits to any wrongdoing and gets caught by giving stolen goods to people as gifts. Hopefully shouldn't matter as I have an extremely good lawyer now.

Don't have much of a plan for this one other than stopping certain characters from getting killed and throwing stuff at some of the other characters.
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>>47842162
Nice. Going to post it?

...Also, the Maid of Light needs a dicekind or some other random chance based specibi by the way. Continue the fine tradition of abusing class-granted luck.
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>>47841047
I can't stand Suu at all.
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>>47842242
I'm sorry to inform you then, that you have shit taste, though I suspect this is far from a recent revelation. With such shit taste as you have I'm certain it's a chronic issue in your daily life.
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>>47841928
Is it any good?
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>>47842242
I disagree with you but I'm pretty sure you're not Satan. Because everyone has a personal preference in who or what makes someone "best girl"
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>>47842355
She not-rapes all the other girls. That's not my bag, it fucks things up if Darling goes with one girl and I don't care for harems where someone else is the sexual center of the relationship.
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>>47842234
Oh, thanks I hadn't been able to think of any specibi yet. Cards would be good for that you think? Could lend her the Nothingness I got in bayonetta to start things off then. Of course dice could be cool, Setzer was always one of my favorite characters.
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>>47842419
It's not out yet. I was just browsing /co/ and noticed the pic. It's from some concept art that got released.
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What are the best perks for teleportation/portals between dimensions/planes? Preferably not things that take up your whole budget like the racial one from Teen Titans.
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>>47842457
Sure, cards would be good. Dice too.

Actually, maybe dice for the Maid, and cards for the Seer of Light? They'd know exactly which card they would need to draw.
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>>47842482
Portamancy from Shadow Ops, and Doormaker from Worm.
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>>47842482
I know it's a commonly used answer, but Dungeons and Dragons magic has some great teleportation options for higher end mages. Hell, there's even a prestige class /specifically/ for teleporting mages.
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>>47842482
Well. D&D Planeshift is decent-ish, but inaccurate. And requires you to be able to cast D&D magic.

>>47842503
There's these too, but those take up your power slots.


I don't really know any others...
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>>47842482
Well, you can do some very, very minor fanwank and say you learned it in any D&D jump where you took a relevant spellcasting class. Especially if you were a cleric or druid, since they learn all their new spells on reaching the proper level, as opposed to having to research anything.

You can also take Portal Creation from Generator Rex, which is a potential capstone and can be discounted.
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>>47842443
>She rapes all the other girls.
Fixed, there's no 'not' about it anon, it's quite clear what she's doing. Also shit taste is shit, not into harems, dear god, it's worse than I thought. Also it's usually/largely a joke when someone says you have shit taste anon.
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>>47842530
You don't even have to fanwank much if you were a Cleric. They can take the Travel domain and get access to all the teleportation spells.
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>>47842482
Asura Cryin has one, basically the only reason to jump there.
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>>47842525
>>47842526
>>47842530
D&D Plane Shift is an option but it is not a very good one, it is always 5-500 miles off target.
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>>47842553
>Fixed, there's no 'not' about it anon
No, it's actually not. Miia still mentions being a virgin later on for example, the intent isn't that Suu actually rapes them, but that it looks like she does. All she actually does is grope all over them and suck up any sweat/water on their skin. That's sexual assault, but not actual rape.

Also I like harems, but in a harem with Suu she'd basically be the sexual center, it'd be her harem, and not Darlings. I'm not fond of that.
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>>47842575
I /did/ say it was inaccurate...
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>>47842575
yeah, but if you have it fair odds you have teleport without error to follow up with. Maybe you even researched up a combo of the two thats higher level.
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>>47842503
I have wondered if it is possible yo use those portals as weapons? Can they be moved around?
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>>47842482
People don't mention this very often (because most haven't watched Wakfu), but Eliatrope portals can cross dimensions. It's just very hard.
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>>47842598
With Portamancy, yes, supposedly the main character uses that way, but I haven't read the series. I don't know shit about worm though.
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>>47842575
There's always the option of writing your own spells. It was an option that even had rules, even if it rarely got used outside of Epic Levels. Tack on a slightly expensive material component instead of the silly focus it has to D&D's Plane Shift and viola, much more accurate version.

>>47842573
No kidding. The Jump is good, but the setting is all kinds of horrible. Seriously, who runs Mecha off of Souls, Memories, and Emotions?
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In Terraria, do the values of hp and mp points scale up as your mana or vitality increases as your chain progresses? Or should I not jump it until near the end of my chain in order to get the full benefit of the Mana Battery perk?
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>>47842587
This could get to be more about the semantics, and how one defines rape, and I would say groping them all over and leaving them exhausted from the experience with strongly implied orgasms is certainly close enough.
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>>47842587
>those in your harem not getting together

You must be thinking of a small harem because it would be very hard to satisfy all of them yourself if there were very many.
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>>47842598
Portamancy portals are /really/ good weapons. Like, micron-thin blade edges you move with your mind good.

It slices good.

Doormaker isn't really as easily weaponised, I think. But I only have second-hand descriptions of that, since I never got that far into Worm.
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>>47842649
This is why I became a hivemind of clones.
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>>47842647
Meh, I guess. The only really important part is that we now both understand each other's meaning/definition.

>>47842649
I said 'sexual center', as in she'd be the main one getting some loving and thus be the 'head' of the whole deal.

I don't like harems that all sleep together either, but I'm not going to use it as a complaint against a character.

>>47842669
Same.
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>>47842654
Last time the thread discussed it, it was said that you were able to make portals inside of people post-jump once your manton limit is removed. And since you do make portals at the speed of thought, it could be very dangerous.
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>>47842669
>MY_OWN_CLONE.jpg
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>>47842649
You know that thing Pein does, where he is controlling multiple bodies at once? Like fingers or toes?
I do that
Starfish Mosiac Organ+Psionics is a beautiful thing
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>>47842597
There IS actually a Greater Planeshift in one of the supplements that does just that. I think it takes a slot two levels higher?

I remember because I used it precisely once at the end of the campaign as an alternative to teleport, because the wizard didn't have it.
So it went, "Okay, I'm going to take us home, but we have to take a detour through Ysgard first."

Anyway, I still swear by Portal Creation. It's been a long time since I saw Generator Rex, but I think Breach actually used her portals as weapons a few times?
Not like "holes in space/portamancy" weapons, but like, "I can actually throw portals" weapons.
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>>47842649
Endurance perks my good man! Endurance is always the answer!

Need to tank a RPG? Endurance! Have to run to catch up to a bad guy? Endurance! Trying to figure out how to pleasure a 20 woman harem? ENDURANCE!
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>>47842654
Also the warehouse counts as an alternate dimension so you could use it as a in-between point to turn it into a range-less portal system.

This also serves as an answer for Idiot Jumper from the last thread.
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>>47842689
Oh, outch. Yeah, that could get really messy.
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>>47842699
Endurance perks are all well and good but I am more thinking about time, trying to satisfy a large harem alone would take a very long time (if done right).
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>>47842756
Could always go with Sinanju and a speed/time perk if you want easy mode.
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>>47842756
Shadow Clones from Naruto are helpful.
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>>47842786
Shadow Clones are shit. Separate minds and people you absorb later.

No, what you want are Wood Clones. Wood Clones share a hivemind with you, they're always you.
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>>47842756
Well there is always the shadow clone method, if fan fiction is to be believed you might collapse in a sudden rush of pleasure after the clones pop though.
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>>47842756
Well, yes, I will admit the time sink is something of an issue with larger harems.

Sploosh from Archer does speed things along though.
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>>47842801
Yamato's Wood clones communicate with him through a radio.
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>>47842822
Yamato is a shitty user of Wood Jutsus. He doesn't really do anything right. The more advanced ones we see later are hiveminded.
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>>47842817
I would assume any jumper who went the harem route has the experience, skills, and/or perks to bring those in their harem to climax quickly but gust focusing on getting them there quickly would take the fun out of it for everyone.
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>>47842848
Time dilation.
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>>47842756
This is a reason for time stop/manipulation perks, as well as the otherwise mentioned hivemind methods.
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>>47842848
>>quickly take the fun out of it for everyone.
We are in agreement on this point. Still, a few well placed perks can allow for even a Quickie between important meetings/events/fights/world-ending-calamities to be satisfying enough until there is time for a well and truly proper debauch.

Days off are /very/ important to mental and physical health, even for Jumpers.
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>>47842503
Why doesn't the Shadow Ops jump tell you which schools are Probes? That seems important.
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>>47842836
be fair, he's a barely functional experiment. Not his fault that Orochimaru is shit at mad science. He enjoys failures to much to do proper mad science.
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>>47843006
Don't know. Fire, Air, Water, Earth, and Physiomancy are the normal non-Probe schools.
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>>47843043
I know, it's not his fault he sucks, just saying, he does suck and his Wood Clones are bad.
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>>47843006
>>47843057
Probes?
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>>47843075
they are still better than what all the nameless mooks can thow around. By far. Heck, he is still far better than most named people. But yes his wood clones are lowest tier of a really high tier.
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>>47842836
>>47843075
He's shitty/sucky compared to the First motherfucking Hokage. It's like calling a house sized boulder small compared to Mount Everest. Yeah, technically you're right but you are being awfully unfair to the boulder as big as a house.
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>>47843113
Prohibited schools of magic that are illegal to have.
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>>47843118
>>47843122
You know, I'm surprised people like Yamato so much.
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>>47843138
I don't like him that much at all. I'm just not bagging him for not being nearly as good as one of the strongest ninja in the entire series. Hashirama is only weaker then Madara, Sasuke, Naruto and the various aliens.
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So, question about Soul Eater's Black Blood companion. Specificaly, the "permanently bound to your body" part. What, exactly, does it means, both for you and said companion?

Can they still be imported normally afterwards?
Can they separate from you by using altforms?
Do they benefit from perks that affect your blood/body?

...there was more, but I forgot it now. Fuck.
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>>47842654
How well can they be controlled? Can you make a few of them and have them fly through the air cutting all your enemies to ribbons or are they more like swords?
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>>47843168
And Hashirama is stronger than a non upgraded Madara(Stealing Hashirama's biological distinctiveness and adding it to his own)
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>>47843195
You can normally only make one. Through that's for a 'normal' Portamancer.

Personally, I believe you can make more with the control and/or power capstones. But the jumpmaker refused to give a specific ruling on it, to leave it to individual fanwank.

You can totally have it/them fly through the air cutting your enemies to ribbons through.
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whats a good specibus for a seer of time?
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>>47843282
and for a space mage for that matter?
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>>47843282
Scythekind. Time encompasses entropy and the end of things too, after all.

Maybe something with hourglasses...

>>47843304
Staffkind or Wandkind, maybe to go with a magic theme? Or Riflekind, speccing in sniper rifles, considering Mage of Space would make them terrifying at sniping.
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>>47841939
vampires now have 2 items to make up for the cp drain.
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What is the best shrink ray in the chain?
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So I found this on interwebs .

Best waifu.

So will she lose all these blessings if she stops worshipping Chaos?
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>>47843358
thank you, I'll definitely consider this.
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>>47843377
Rick and Morty has a good one. It also is a growth Ray.

Shrink a person to size of cell or grow to size of USA
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>>47843402
So this is what happens if we beat hard mode, jumper want. . .
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>>47843282
>>47843304
Well, for the most part strife specibi don't have much to do with your classpect. They're just the sort of weapon you favor, you can use your powers with any of them. The magic-focused classes do better with something to focus their magic, but that can be anything if you alchemize it right. And the Thief of Light classpect can get a lot of utility out of dicekind, but that's only if you've got a really high-end set of dice. You're not going to have the Fluorite Octet until end-game if you're not Vriska. So just go for whatever weapon you think would be entertaining. It can be any item, it doesn't have to be a real weapon. One of the example specibi is the fancysantakind. It lets you wield decorative statues of Santa Claus as a weapon.
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>>47843402
. . . want.
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>>47843402
No, Babs said she's keep the blessings of Chaos even if you convert her to a different faith.
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>>47843402
Post Jump her powers are Jump Chan supported so no she keeps them.
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>>47843402
I Like
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>>47843442
i have no idea WTF you just said sburb is even more confusing than i thought.
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>>47843465
>No, Babs said she's keep the blessings of Chaos even if you convert her to a different faith.
At least until enough people say they saved Cultist-chan, then he goes back on his word.
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Does anyone have the WIP Digital Devil Saga Part 2 file?
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>>47843442
I know, I was just looking for something thematic. I'm afraid I was a bit boring for a lot of the companions cause I couldn't think of cool nonstandard things. But Seer of time and space mage deserve some really cool thematics.
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>>47843504
Oh come now, that's just plain silly to say. And the only reason I'm even responding is because we're on page ten.
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>>47843426
Does it work on things bigger or smaller than humans? Given its a cartoon I assume it works really quickly?
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>>47843507
It doesn't exist.
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>>47843518
Proved by his past actions. Then you're just another coward blindly supporting a prick.
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>>47843442
Though, I did do something fun for one of them, the witch of heart I picked boards. I think it's fun.
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