Allright /tg/ since we seem to have been having fun with these so far,and im fucking bored and dont want to do my jobpick whether we generate a Space Marine Cadre or a Tau Chapter.
Lets make it a dice roll to get into things.
00-49=Chapter
50-100=Cadre
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>47705834
Rolling for Tau
>>47705909
Fail on the first roll, that does not bode well.
Space Marine chapter it is, roll me a d10 for reason behind its founding.Maybe we will roll up some Tau for these boys to fight when we are done.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47706014
Rolling. Let our proud history be laid bare!
>>47706042
>Strategic Prognostication
Looks like one of the Librarians had a grave vision and began rambling on about an imminent threat in our founding system.
Give me a d100 for when we were founded.
>>47706058
how about let us come up with some ideas?
>>47706192
I was thinking we would let a few more rolls flesh the chapter out a bit before but why not.
What great threat was this chapter formed to combat?
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>47706058
We are hoping for founding right?
well thats about as far from founding as it gets
>>47706515
Guess not. Looks llike this is a young upstart chapter just fresh out of the Last Founding and born into an age of unprec-actually, an age of very precedented strife and violence.
Now determine your gene-seed. Who was thsi chapters progenator (d100)?
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>47706591
Rolling.
>>47706601
Oh. Oh dear. Your chapter seems to owe its Gene-Seed to the Dark Angels.
A proud history as the 1st Legion of the Imperium but with a deep set guilt agains their ancient crime and burnded with secrets.
Lets see how much you take after them shall we? (d10)
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>47706639
pray against mutation, emperor let us be pure
>>47706601
hurr hurr
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>47706639
Fuck. Let's hope for the not too related.
>>47706656
>>47706657
*cough*d10*cough*
>>47706014
Well this thread turned to shit hastily
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47706661
Same thing.
>>47706673
>A New Generation
Looks like youve got a slightly divergent chapter here, perhaps a reason behind the Dark Angels choosing to found a new chapter and seperate you from the more pure flock?
Now you arent divergent or, worse yet, flawed, you can roll on the possible mutation chart to see what common mutations the unlucky 10% develop. (d10)
If not, then proceed straight to rolling your new Chapters demeanor. (d10)
Mark which is which when you roll.
>>47706726
Oh. My bad. I meant "Gene Seed Deficiencies" NOT mutations. Totally different thing, right?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>47706726
Geneseed problems. Hoping for Fallen then.
>>47706745
>>47706745
....and I thought rolling Dark Angels was a bad omen.
>Doomed
It looks like the Chapter has lost the ability to replicate either the Black Carapace or Progenoids.
Your going to need to sort that out unless you dont want there to be a next generation for the chapter.
Lets get that demeanor roll then.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47706788
Hahahaha. Wonderful.
>>47706803
>See, but don´t be seen.
Perhaps, understandably, your chapter has taken on this approach as a way of compensating for their inability to easily replenish their ranks.
Striking when and where the enemy is weakest, your chapter prefers guerilla and stealth tactics....as far as a chapter of walking tanks can of course
>>47706862
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!
>>47706889
Indeed Brother.
Now lets have 2 d100s first for the Figure of Legen and second for their Deeds of Legend.
Rolled 85, 19 = 104 (2d100)
>>47706912
Let's a go!
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>47706912
so were ninja marines now?
>>47706923
>Company Captain
Perhaps not the most grandios of titles but your figure of Legend was/or is a proven leader and warrior and famed as the
>Ork´s Bane
Still feared amongst Nobz and Grots alike.
Guess we can guess what great trouble brought your founding about I guess.
Give me a d10 for which company he led and any suggestions for your great heros name.
Lets also get the Homerworld down. (d100)
>>47706978
Just realized I used the word "guess" three times in the same sentence. I feel silly.
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>47706978
Homeworld first. Plz be a death world.
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>47706978
>>47706978
Can we combine
>>47706994
>>47706995
Together?
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47706978
Captain Ezequiel Toof-Breaker
>>47707011
A civilized Death World?
Give me a reasonable concept by one and I´ll allow it.
>>47707013
So captain of one of one of the Chapters Battle companies.
Captain Ezequiel Toof-Breaker of Third Company work for everyone?
>>47707026
What's a better place to hide a failing generation with extreme stealth tanks. A barely civilized death world.
>>47707057
We were also driven back to that world by an Ork WAAAGH, and other enemies we might roll up.
>>47707057
....Ok. The nature of the world might be behind the loss of the ability to produce Progenoids or the Black Carapace.
Your chapter hails from a Death world where the local population desperately tries to cling on.
Lets get a d100 for the local terrain (not every planet is Catachan after all).
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>47707108
Ice world get!
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>47707108
>inb4 super Vietnam.
>>47707118
>Wasteland
Sounds Postapocalyptic....could see that working with Civilized.
>>47707118
Unless you wanna use your reroll here?
>>47707137
>>47707126
Reroll would be Desert if you take it.
>>47707055
seconding the name of our glorious captain
1st company can suck it
>>47707156
Nah. Wasteland will make our failure more lore easier.
>>47707168
Sound like you kind of fucked up your homeplanet in the process of fighting off the ork. Interesting.
Lets get the d10 for how you rule this ruined husk of a world then.
>>47707186
Let's go.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>47707193
Great.
>>47707205
>Distant Rule
You do not bother with everyday affairs of the people of your homeworld, probablly because they spend most of their time trying to survive and live seperately in your Fortress Monastary/Bunker/Sky Fortress/Playboy Mansion
Now give me 1 d10 to see how adherrant you are to the Codex and another for your combat doctrine if you are divergant.
>>47707108
i just realized we are power armoured facists ruling the ruined remains of a civilised world figthjng giant green violent psychpaths while not bothering to actually rule anything only bothering to show up from our bunkers for supplies, new recruits or to kill green skins
weve become the Brotherhood of Steel
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>47707244
Let's go.
>>47707264
>Divergent
You do not hold the Codex as sacred as some of your more rigid chapters but you still follow the basic outline it sets out unlike some of the crazier chapters out there.
Lets get a combat doctrine for your guys.
>>47707251
How many companies do we have?
>>47707162
Sounds like Captain Ezequiel of 3rd Company it is, as we have no other contenders.
>>47707305
Rules pretty much line out that you have 10.
Now whether they are full strenght or not...
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47707304
Stealth is the only one that makes sense here.
>>47707311
Vice Captain Smith D'Brickshaw of 5th company.
>>47707335
Let's split 6/7 Company as our artillery squad if we have any.
>>47707345
>Stealth
Looks like the dice agree.Where did you pick up those Stealth Boy STCs?
Your chapter has taken its demeanor beyond just a predelection for guerilla combat and focused its entire doctrine on ambush and stealth tactics.
And since you are Divergent you get Special Equipment for 1d100 and no Restrictions.
>>47707355
3rd company is set due to roll but any votes for Smith D´Brickshaw?
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>47707376
Plz be the biggest mech, I forgot what it was. We need to be maximum CREEEEED!!!
Uh...well its not a Titan.
>>47707389
>Blessed Wargear
Seems your Chaplain doesnt have much better to do that spend his time praying over ALL your weapons.
Hell even Brother Rohaqs skinning knife was blessed.
>>47707443
We really need to get our Chaplain a nrw hobby.
>>47707443
Now lets get find out what you actually believe in.
1d100 for your chapter beliefs.
How Hereticas ARE you?
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>47707471
If we are super heretical......Maybe I can set something up.
>>47707488
>Honour the AncestorsThank the Emperor it wasnt Totem Creature
You revere your fallen brothers and predecessors for they have given all for the Emperor and his Imperium. Though you do tend to go on a bit about them at the local Chapter mixers.
Now lets see just how screwed for manpower you are.
1d10 for Chapter strength.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47707536
Remembet when WE used to be relevant and OP? The good old days.
>>47707550
Truely our ancestors were the greatest space marines!
>>47707550
Oooh, so close.
>Under-strength (surprise surprise)
Within the last decade or perhaps a little longer, you suffered a significant loss of man power and have been unable to refill your ranks.
Should you fix your deficiency you should rebuild steadily but without that you are perilously close to becoming an endangered species.
Now.
1d100 for Allies
1d100 for Enemies
Rolled 70, 83 = 153 (2d100)
>>47707600
First is for allies. Second is Enemies.Shame I'm on mobile.
>>47707608
Ok, Looks like
>Imperial Guard
You are friendly with the local IG from a specific world, either you own or in the local area. Perhaps having to rely on them for manpower to make up for what you lack.
>Specific Chaos Aligned Group
Some Chaos force in the local area has taken a particular umbrage with you and the feeling is quite mutual. Who are the heretical bastards?
(i.e., Traitor Titan Legion, Chaos pirates, renegade Imperial Guard, etc.)
>>47707643
Op, a twist. Can the Fallen be called Chaos? Because that's a nice twist. The puny "militia" they call an IG is our friendlies.
>>47707653
And now we have Minutemen
How is this not Fallout?!
>>47707667
My sides anon, my sides.
>>47707653
That is acceptable.
A Break off group of the Fallen, who have turned to chaos as space faring pirates have decided to call your new home their hunting ground and continue to hound your already troubled existence.
>>47707705
While out hunting orks, we may or may not have "accidentally" stole something by the Fallen, learning some secrets we shouldn't have learned. Rode our assess and an Ork WAAAGH to this shitty place on the fringe of some galaxy and crippling us from making new Marines while murdering most of our good forces, leaving us to be Solid Snake in massive tanks.
I love it.
>>47707735
Should I add during our escape we may or may not have "accidentally" ruined a colony that was starting to take place and most of the planet too.
>>47707705
You certainly are an oddball chapter amongst the final founding.
Summary:
Why was the Chapter Founded: Strategic Prognostication
When was the Chapter Founded: 41st Millennium
Progenitor: Dark Angels
Gene-Stock Purity: A New Generation
Chapter Demeanour:See, but don´t be seen.
Gene-Seed Deficiencies: Doomed
Who are the Chapter's heroes: Captain of 3rd Company
Deeds of Legend: Orks Bane
What type of planet is the Chapter's Home World: Civilized Deathworld
Home World Predominant Terrain: Wasteland
Relationship with Home World: Distant Rule
How Closely Does the Chapter follow the Codex Astartes: Divergent
Combat Doctrine: Stealth
Special Equipment: Blessed Wargear
Chapter Beliefs: Honour the Ancestors
What is the current status of you Chapter: Under Strength
Friends: Local Imperial Guard
Enemies: The Fallen (As Chaos Pirates)
Now we need a name and some fluffing out the gaps in between.
>>47707759
We are starting to sound like the Fail Marines
>>47706014
Or we could roll up some tau for them tobe allies with against the tyrannids, orks, necrons and dark elder.
>>47707794
Frankly, that's the best way we can fluff out why we are doing so terrible.
>>47707800
Nein.
>>47707800
Could be that "Imperial Guard" is actually a Tau Auxillary force made of the local human population.
Just in true Fail Marine fashion we completely fail to realize this.
>>47707831
Maybe, just maybe it'll work.
>>47707872
When we set out on this little gaunt to create a new chapter.
I did not expect to generate the most miserabel group of chucklefucks to ever purge.
>>47707964
Don't blame the man, blame the die.
Better yet, it was a Tau planet that we razed into the ground, while suprisingly avoiding a small human settlement that we forced to be our IG regiment.
>>47708000
And theres our hook for why the Tau are in the system.
ROLL FOR SEPT FOUNDING (d10)
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47708016
Let's have a Rashomon style retelling on how we got here.
>>47708042
>Second Sphere Expanions
Your Cadre was founded during th second sphere expansion, you were part of the Tau forces establishing order amongst worlds left to wither and fray. It was also when the Tau Empire first came into conflict with the Imperium of man as they tried to retake the numerous worlds they had neglected and allowed to fall to ruin.
Lets ge the predominant terrain of your Cadres homeworld. d10
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47708157
Pls be wasteland.
>>47708167
>Desert
...closest youre gonna get on the Tau cadre chart
Your cadres homeworld is a dry desolate and windswept land. Perhaps it used to be a lush garden world but not it is mostly rock and sand.
>>47708197
Now lets get your commanders philospophy d10
and your tactical preference d100.
>>47708197
Perfect, better yet, let's have the desert be part of the world WE HAVEN'T BURNED DOWN/IRRADIATED.
Rolled 42, 21 = 63 (2d100)
>>47708205
First for philosophy. Second for combat.
>>47708245
>Mont’ka, the Killing Blow – Study the enemy before attacking its weak point.
Your commander prefers to plan out a well co-ordinated and overwhelming offensive to strike at the enemies most vulnerable points and defeat them in a single offensive blow.
Which is a little strange as the Cadre rather prefers the Static approach and dont go much in for the hybrid combat style to best compliment your commander.
>Static/Stationary units shelling enemy before they risk casualties in combat
Seems like an ambitious commander with a lazy group of Firewarriors to me.
>>47708315
Looks like artillery-based ambush tactics to me, utilizing the chasms and mesas of the desert world to funnel enemy troops into chokepoints which they then bomb into oblivion.
>>47708315
Next is the primary function of your Cadre.
d10
>>47708226
Or it could be one of the old human colonies that was nuked in the Age of Strife. Any radiation has died down to safe levels long ago, there were no survivors, just ruins. Old, old ruins.
They encounter the irradiated shithole of the Chapters homeworld, see its humans suffering as they imagined the previous denizens of their colony once suffered and start sending human missionaries of the Greater Good to show them a better way.
After the chapter has murdered all the orks, obviously.
Due to the Distant Rule of the chapter, its distinct lack of interest in anything civilian and horrendous bad luck they don't notice the outside influence until the next batch of recruits start going on about The Greater Good.
The chapter doesn't care. It instils a good work ethic in the plebs, a proud and protective mindset in the soldiers, promotes order and so makes Chaos less likely and is purely ideological so faith in the Emperor remains as strong as ever. Slightly stronger in fact due to the less shitty conditions.
And they never suspected it was an outside influence. They just assumed it was a beneficial cultural shift amongst the population.
By the time the actual Tau turn up the saturation of the Greater Good is so strong that the chapter doesn't open fire immediately. It also helps that they turned up just as the chapter was getting chewed on by 'nids and the Tau started bug slaying.
Thus was born an uneasy alliance between Chapter and Sept, both hoping that the Ethereals and Inquisitors don't look too hard in their direction.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>47708341
Ha.
>>47708350
>Peacekeeping/Policing
Lazybones Cadre it is. Your primary function is to maintain the order of the Greater Good amongst the many Tau and non-Tau colonies, preventing hostile and disruptive elements from harming them.
>>47708348
Suffer not the Xeno to live, brother. Have you forgotten this?
Though I like your idea, I'd think they'd notice a Tau fleet at their door. Maybe they killed the Tau off, and trained their population as a little side-army in case it happened again? It could also explain why the chapter is under strength, having taken casualties defending their homeowlrd?
>>47708348
Better yet, while the fail Angels are dealing with their shit forgetting the planet they razed. The Tau have more or less started planning our death with massive amounts of DEATH FROM ABOVE!!
>>47708372
Oh god.
>>47708382
They could be hiding in the deserts just noticing our shit.
>>47708382
Some xenos are made exceptions for.
Also this is not the most pure of chapters. Also, to quote a good song, space is wide and good friends are too few. So when all seems lost to 'Nids and some angry blue fuckers turn up and drag your well sculpted ass out of the meat grinder it's hard to feel too resentful. Especially when they seem to have so much in common with you and Terra is so very distant.
Op. We need to now create our WAAAGH and Chaos Fallen.
>>47708372
With all this talk of the greater good we need to determine just how strongly you adhere to your professed ideal philosophy.
How strictly have the Ethereals been paying attention?
d10
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47708447
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47708430
Nids don't seem to fit, we already established it was Orka and Chaos Pirate Fallen that drove us to this shithole.
>>47708447
Hopefully not much to keep the Fail Angels a big suprise.
>>47708464
Fine Orks then. Just so long as its big shit with big teeth to make necklaces out of.
>>47708480
Of course, how else could 3rd Captain be hailed as Ork's Bane.
>>47708498
A Chapter relic could be his necklace of Nob tusks.
>>47708462
>Normal presence/adherence to the greater good.
Looks like you arent fanatics or terrible subversives.
Your cadre is a solid part of the Greater good and every colony has its own Ethereal Vicar to keep things going smoothly. Everyone knows their place but know they can let themselves go a little here and there, like the Earth caste boxing ring and the fire caste poetry reading sessions.
Now just how much of your force is made of auxliliaries?
D10
>>47708538
Where he got his name Toofbreaker from?
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47708545
Hoping for lots
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47708545
Come on.
>>47708498
I like the idea that everyone hails the 3rd Company and ignores the 1rst company captain and its veterans. Probablly blaming them as the ones that got them into this mess.
>>47708578
It was actually 5th company's vice captain thay decided to "accidentally" robbing something the Orks were keeping.
>>47708566
>Larger than average sized auxiliary
Lucky roll it is, while not primarilly made up of non-Tau you have a strangely high number of Gue´vesa in your force, most likely due to your primary roll as a peace keeping force.
Strangely they tend to refer to themselves a form of Planetary Defense Force in contravention of normal Tau naming conventions.
>>47708599
I took the liberty of assuming Gue´vesa there, unless you would prefer to roll for the non-Tau?Always the chance for Squats
>>47708620
Roll for non-Taus.
>>47708630
ok then
roll d20
lets see how this messes with things
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>47708764
Come on.
>>47708778
>Majority of auxiliary are Gue'vesa
Well then.
d100 For your preferred enemies.
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>47708808
Please be Marines.
>>47708826Hahahaha.
Trully the greatest threat that has faced the local colonies, particularly your own world, has been the incessant WAAAGHS!!! of the Ork. Unstructured and unordered they are almost as bad as Fire Warriors without direction.
d10 for your Cadre leader
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47708866
Well that fucking exlplains the Ork and 3rd Captain.
>>47708884
You have a Shas´O as the commander of your Cadre, professional and having earned significant rank, it is a mystery why such a hero of the Great Good was sent all the way out to THIS colony.
d10 for their Personality and maybe we will find out
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47708929
He's an asshole.
>>47708940
>Res - Barbaric
...yes. Yes your commander, despite his tactical brilliance and personal combat skill...is a complete asshole and violent jerk, personifying the worst aspects of the Fire Caste. He keeps ditching his scheduled sessions with the local Ethereal as well which is certainly not helping matters.
Some have even joked hes really a Kroot in disguise.
>>47708976
>He's an actual Kroot, they were just too stupid to realize it at first.
So this Tau is pre Fail Angels coming to fuck their shit up.
>>47708976
He might be an aggressive jerk prone to bouts of excessive violence and with little to no diplomatic skills but he does get along to at least some extent with the Chapter Master of the Fail Angels.
Probably because he's a violent nutter they have common ground.
Thankfully, as far as the Ethereal in charge of the sept is concerned, he is almost 50 so he's either going to retire or die soon and they can promote someone more sensible.
Ok, so our elite chapter of space monkeys are doomed, stealthy as fuck dudes that are essentially the Brotherhood of Steel stuck on an irradiated death world. Their most savage enemies are the irks and are bros with the local "Imperial Guard" who seem to actually be the Tau equivalent of the Minutemen. And due to a mutual hated of the orks and the, "uniqueness" of both sides has led to an uneasy but comfortable anti-ork alliance?
Damn, this is great
So we have a peacekeeping force of Tau, comprised almost 50% of Gue´vesa under command of a Barbaric asshole, possibly Kroot, Shas´O who has a hard on against the Orks.
Summary:
Founding:
Second Sphere Expansion
Homeworld
Desert
Commander Philosophy
Mont´ka, the Killing Blow
Combat Doctrine
Static/Stationary
Primary Function
Peacekeeping/Policing
Presence/Adherence to the Greater Good
Normal presence/adherence
Size of Auxiliary
Larger than Average
Auxiliary Type
Gue´vesa
Enemy
Orks
Commander
Shas´O
Commander Personality
Res -Barbaric
>>47709085
Also due to a scribe forgetting to carry the one at some undefined point, the Imperium has no clue that we exist.We also compensate for being under-strength with cardboard cutouts.
>>47709085
You forgot the Chaos Pirates Fallen Angels, the assholes mainly responsible for crippling and creating the Fail Angels.
>>47709085
>>47709045
Im liking it.
Now we just need some names.
>>47709137
Sorry, I've been awake for 20 hours, I would really love a write up for this little situation for a campaign I'm writing
>>47709150
Well how about the Shattered Angels for the chapter? No clue on the Cadre/Regiment though, maybe their Cadre name was condensed down, Gothicized and had Minuteman stuck on the end and THAT was how it was turned into their Regiment name.
>>47708558
If we are going with Fail Marines or Fail Angels, then maybe he was named this because everytime an Ork went to bite him they broke their teef off on his oversized pauldrons.
He didnt so much cut a bloody swath through the Waagh as send innumreable Orks to the dentist.
Remember, thats an ORK dentist. No wonder they think hold him in infamy.
>>47709214
Gwevesa Minutemen?
And the Fail Marines thinks Gwevesa is a place not a descriptive?
>>47709237
Sorry, meant.
>>47709209
>>47709237
That sounds...right...it just works.
>>47709237
Hmm, maybe pluralize it to Gwevesan?
>>47709264
Hmm, i like it.
So the Shattered Angels (formerly the Rising Angels) aka the Fail Angels/Marines
Who fight along side the Gwevesan Minutemen.
And share territory with Shas´O Res Kirqaths Cadre of Tau Peacekeepers.
And an Ork WAAAAGH!!! and Fallen Angel Chaos Pirates.
Wonderful place to live. Really.
>>47709318
Absolutely wonderful.
>>47709318
Soooo what youre saying is we need to roll up some Chaos Space Marines and Orks?
>>47709214
Or, because of his necklace of big, BIG ork teeth he acts like a magnet for orks trying to get rich quick.
>>47709397
Why not, this already feels like Rashomon.
>>47709398
Ezequiel Toof-Breaker is reviled by Orkz because hes basically the Flashiest Git out there, covered in his massive teef necklaces ala Mister T.
He basically the Ork equivilant of those guys who walk around covered in jewlery and expensive clothing and all in your face about it.
>>47709422
*sigh*
D100 for Orks or Marines first.
Go.
>>47709426
Lol, the only reason why 3rd Captain is our current Chapter Master is because the old one died fighting the Chaos Pirates and Orks.
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>47709449
Orks plox.
>>47709494
Ork it iz. Roll me sum dee10 to see iff wez a propa´ Klan or a bunch a Freeboota gitz.
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>47709525
Klan!!
>>47709542
DEE TENN! YA BLOODY GIT! ROLL ET PROPA´!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47709555
Oi!
>>47709567
Donchya Oi me!
Luks like wev´got us eh propa´klan ére affa all!
Roll me sum dee100 now fur our cullurs!
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>47709595
Rollin.
>>47709397
Lets do the CSM first, we just need to ignore their Structure (Renegades) and Progenitor (Dark Angels) the reason that our chapter considers the members of the Warband to be Fallen is for the simple reason that they were the marines held in reserve to aid the main companies, but they abandoned their brothers for a reason that said brothers were not aware of, this is why the Shattered Angels are Understrength and Doomed, because, not only are they missing a big chunk of their Chapter, but they don't currently have the facilities or Apothecaries to begin creating new marines ( they don't have any current means to store the extracted Progenoids in the long term)
>>47709525
>>47709635
Well now I just feel stupid
>>47709622
YER! YELLA WEZ DA FLASHIEST!
'okay, oo woz dat lejudary fella we 'ad? gimme a dee ten
>>47709646
I feel more the reason why the Shattered Angels were doomed because of the Chaos Fallen that turned to Pirates to recover some objects/documents, that they managed to "accidentally" steal and pissed them off badly enough to cripple them from making more, and also turning a former Tau desert world dealing with Orks into a wasteland death world with Orks and CSM.
>>47709622
Weez da flashiest Gitz around! An mee dont cair wot dat anyone sez, mee necklace iz biggur dan dat beakie uumie!
Nows roll dee10 fer our ork ov legund. An a dee100 fer wot ee did!
>>47709635
Laterz wunce da reel Boyz be finushed!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47709685
Rollin for Graz.
>>47709696
>>47709685
DIS MUST BE DA WORK OF AN ENEMY SPOOKY GIT!
>>47709696
OI! Wot da 'ell are ya doin'!? Ya arent da boss around 'ere! Git da 'ell owt!
>>47709708
THE KOMMANDOS ARE HERE!?!?!
>>47709716
>>47709685
Im goin' ter giv ya wun warnin' grot. Stay outa mi way!
>>47709706
Well, 'e was a Warboss, but wot did he do?
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>47709738
KOMMANDO BOIS!
>>47709706
Our legundery git wuzza legendury warboss! Da biggest an meanest around! Ee krumped more uumie grots dan anyone else did in a WAAAGH!! Waaagh!! in a wun day.
An´ e´luked flashy tu!
>>47709759
E wuz a biggun tha Warboss. E´krumped up a buncha puny Orkz and now dey our Orkz!
Now roll me dee10 four favourite god!
Wi kunningly brutal or brutally kunning?!
>>47709774
These zoggin gits. Take this:
>>47709759
>>47709774
>>47709791
Gud, now werez mi d10?!
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47709791
These zoggin Kommandos.
>>47709811
Wez worship MORK! Da Brutally Kunning one
Or wuz he da wun oo´was Kunningly Brutal!? ARGH! FURGET ET!
Roll me dee10 fur ow many boyz we have!
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47709840
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47709840
We big WAAGH!!!
>>47709856
Gud we gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
Now oo´s our "aly"!?
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47709864
Datz not 'ow ya do it!
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>47709880
>>47709881
>>47709864
Yuz bofe rol da same fing! An dey bofe squigshit!
>>47709888
Roight! Now nowun krump da pointy-hed pansyboyz! Da pretty wun givez uz flash bitz fur krumpin uumies an´ blueboyz!
now roll dee100 for the lot we gun krump
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>47709985
>>47709991
Oi!? Wuttz dem Squid-nidz doin in our turf!? Krump em outta ére!
Now, we got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (dee10)
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>47710013
More Clans.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47710013
'Ere's ta 'opin' we got lotz a weirdboyz!
>>47710033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VyaShl6urc
Oi don't unnerstand wotz goin' on 'ere!
>>47710033
>Kommandoz
Oi! I knew ya spooky gits woz behind alla dis stoopid shit!
Now wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (dee100)
An´wot wee gunna do wid it!? (dee10)
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>47710059
>>47710065
can we use de reroll boss?!
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47710065
Oi suck at dis.
>>47710072
Roight, but datz yur only wun!
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>47710077
Just fookin typical, Oi'm gonna reroll
>>47710059
Damn Kommandos being kunningly brutal.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47710093
Foinally sumfin gud!
>>47710093
Ooo now datz mur lik´et! Datz a noice peece o´ flash!
We got us a one o' dem spiky 'umie Titans! >>47710077 an wut happened wid it?
>>47710112
...an Oi blew it, zoggin doice.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>47710122
>>47710122
>>47710112
An den da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da me!??! WUT!! WHEREZ MI LOOTID TITUN!?
>>47710173
I fought we made it Orkier>>47710144
Damn spooky gitz confusin erryone.
>>47710209
Ah, noz i confuseed too.
Ee >>47710112 rolld furst but ee rolled affer i ask....screwz it! AI WANTZ A STOMPA AN EE AZ DUBZ!
>>47710229
Brill yant!
>>47710229
>We're gonna have Boris 2.0.
Excellent...
>>47710229
Go for it.
Ere we iz Boyz! Now ´oo are wez?
Klan or Freeboota?
Propa' Klan
Pick a color ya git!
Yellow (flashiest)
We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again?
Warboss
Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do?
Konkered otha puny-er Orks
Gork or Mork?
Brutally Kunning...roight?
'ow many boyz we got left?
We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!
Da pointy-hed pansyboyz (oi loik da pretty wun)
We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans?
Bleeding spooky Kommandoz
See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em.
Dem 'nid squigs
Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted?
One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
Wot did ya do wit it?
We madez it ORKIER AND OI ROID IT INTA BATTLE WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!
>>47710290
Sort of feel like the Shattered Angels are being outclassed by a bunch of Orks.
>>47710290
And these are the Orks that have been terrorizing the puny blueberries and what the Shattered Angels have managed to have been fighting. They also stole some VERY importants objects turning a splinter of the Fallen Angels into Chaos Pirates. That's been stolen by the Shattered Angels.
>>47710351
They are the Fail Angels so.....
>>47710290
Boss? Da grotz complainin´ the Stompa be spekin to em when deyz tryin to fix et! Annd wun sayz da big blasta ás a uumie face innit!
>>47710402
Wut...? Whyz you speakin wit da Grotz?!
I believe, there is just one last task before us.....the Pirates await.
>>47710517
Bueno
>>47710517
>the Pirates await.
So, if we use this >>47709635 as a rough explanation of their origins. maybe we can work from there, yes?
Yo, if any of you guys have ideas any spare ideas for chapters kicking around, you should totally drop them over here >>47647866
>>47710559
We can use most of that, plus we need a good reason as to why they attacked and slaughtered, while also decimating a Tau planet.
>>47710617
Well. We are somehow making a 40k Rashomon. So....
>>47710655
I just mean, these threads usually have a lot of ideas getting tossed around, and people who already have half formed ideas. That threads for that kinda stuff, so I figured shameless self-promotion would be a good idea
>>47710617
Someone want to write up a bit on the Shattered angels for this once were done with the pirate?
Cool.
>>47710559
Works for me.
So we begin with Reason for the Fall? What is the reason that we chose to leave the fools worshiping a husk on meaningless throne?
d100
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>47710706
You using the chaos table or the renegade table?
>>47710719
Renegade naturally.
Interesting, it seems we made some bad friends, fell in with the wrong crowd and were unfairly punished for it, stuck with rear guard auxiliary duties unfit for warriors of our stature.
Disgraceful.
Now what do we believe in? Have we pledged ourselves to chaos or simply shunned the false light of the Emperor? (d10)
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>47710769
>>47710769
Yeah, "made some bad friends" translates rather nicely into "Fallen DA" dontcha think.
>>47710792
Ah, the pragmatic approach. Fitting.
We believe Chaos to be more than a tool rather than something to worship, serving the dark Gods when it benefits us as a means to an end.
Who is our primary "tool"? (d12) By Horus we best not see Malal!
>>47710825
Should of known better to hang out with the "bad uncle" at the last Marine mixer. Everyone knew he had a record but you still indulged him.
Rolled 9 (1d12)
>>47710833
>>47710848
Hahaha, now thats more like it! Khorne is the obvious choice, an easy god to please simply needing blood and skulls in payment for his blessings!
How do our beliefs take shape? (d100)
Sooner or later we're gonna a reason as to why they got involved with Orks, driving a WAAAGH, slaughtering and crippling the fuck out of the Shattered Angel, while as turning a desert planet filled with Tau fighting said Orks, into a radioactive wasteland. Got ideas? I'm up for the Orks stole something from them, then the SA stole it from them, leading to the current situation.
>>47710885
whats a better reason for driving a WAAAGH! than needing quota of blood and skulls for the blood god?
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>47710884
Come on.
>>47710907
>Do what you want, for an Astartes is Free - These Marines are no longer bound by any laws or codes, and will do as they please when they please.
HAHA! Here we go! WE ARE PIRATES! We hold to no mans code, be they man or daemon or xenos!
Now give me our demeanor! (d10)
>>47710899
Then how do we tie in slaughtering the SA? The Ork and Tau are covered. How about these Fallen used to be part of the SA, but met some bad friends then were expelled to preserve some honor. They heard the SA were out killing their Orks and they decided to do a little "payback".
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47710959
Come on ye men!
>>47711007
>Take No Prisoners. These warriors are butchers who slaughter all who stand before them. Even those who are willing to submit to the Warband are ripped limb from limb.
Damn right! We want loot and treasure and other fine things! What need have we for prisoners and "booty"!
Now what deficiencies and mutations have we been cursed with? (D10)
Atleast we are crazy like those fanatics....
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47711069
We gon get fucked up.
>>47710973
Good....works pretty good i think. And makes the Fail marines a source of their own decimation.
>>47711084
I´ll say, something about cruising around space without a Geller field seems to have badly affected our skin and we all have a Freakish complexion nowadays.
Eh. Good thing we were never much for Vanity.
Now roll for our Figure of Legend (d100) and his deeds(d100)!
>>47711086
Agreed, we have more or less either recreated Crash, or Rashomon fellow gentlemen.
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>47711102
Let our legend be great!
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>47711102
Deeds!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47711120
And his deeds greater!
>>47711120
>Warband leader, Daemon Prince, or Chaos Lord
>>47711138
>The hero corrupted nearly an entire sector of planets, causing the populations of them to fall to Chaos. If your warband loathes Chaos, he instead managed to get entire sectors to violently rebel against Imperium rule, throwing them into total anarchy.
Hahaha. Trully a great legend, our First Captain drove an entire sector into chaos and ruin. The remnants that our Shattered brothers and the worthless Tau defend is meaningless.
>>47711175
Now where do we call home? Lets hope for a Fleet and not a bloody hulk like those Soul Drinker bastards!
d100
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>47711198
WE CAPTURED A HIVE FLEET FOR CHAOS SAKE!
>>47711219
>Agri-world
..........bollocks. Well I guess it couldnt be all pillage and plunder....atleast we have enough to eat, right? WAIT! WE DONT TAKE SLAVES!? THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS BLOODY FARMLAND?!
>>47711264
WE RAISE IT TO THE GROUND!
>>47711264
Ech, fine roll for terrain. d100
Moving on...
Lets get to something fun again.
d10 for Combat Doctrine
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>47711287
HIT THEM HARD OR WE GO SUPER SOLID SNAKE X11
>>47711308
> Marines make heavy use of drop pods, gunships, dropships and jump-infantry.
Go figure the Pirates are using this type of tactic?! We rain hell on them like nothing else!
still need that terrain roll though!
also Special Equipment, what kind of toys do we get to play with? d100
>>47711308
BLOODY RAIN!
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>47711287
Terrain, why not.
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>47711287
>>47711351
Our agri world is a Wasteland.....fantastic. Our shithole planet isnt even a useful fucking planet. Great.
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>47711338
WE WANT TITANS!
>>47711373
WELL WE GET ANCIENT WEAPONRY AS WELL....wait what?! Were stuck with somebodies old junk!? Well, i guess some of its kinda nifty. Better than nothing. Least its not Wolves.
Now d10 for our general status.
>>47711351
>>47711355
>>47711308
>>47711338
>>47711348
>Desert Wasteland+Bloody Rain="WE WILL LEAVE NOTHING OF YOU IN OUR WAKE!"
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47711409
Massive? please?
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47711409
Jesus, I hope we aren't crashing and burning.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47711409
