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>Last Thread
>>47568901
Jumpers, have you ever derailed a plot because you didn't like the way it was going?
>>47576920
In Prototype I freed Heller's daughter from the military as soon as I got there, then helped her hide from Mercer, with Heller's permission of course.
In Underworld I just stomped all over the setting, then set up a peace agreement between the leeches and the furries.
This just in, super speed is still the best, and funnest power ever.
>>47577078
Damn straight.
>>47577078
Of course. Through Shapeshifting is awesome too.
But for posterity's sake, we have to keep offering the other powers too. On that note, I'm wondering how many powers I should include in my next jump. Already got 14 or 15 (do I want to put strength/durability in one package, or seperate?) from the main characters, now I'm just wondering if I should include the throw-away mentions.
Universal Man -Atomic Density Manipulation
Psycwave -Psychic Foresight, Thought Control, Telekinesis
Everseer -Telepathy, Clairvoyance, Magni-Vision
Macroburst -High Density Force Projection
Phylance -Sonic Field Projection
Blazestone -Pyrotechnic Discharge, Fire Control
Hyper Shock -Seismic Wave Creation
Apogee -Gravity Control, Levitation
Stormicide -Electrical Discharge, Gale Bursts
Gamma Jack -Controlled Radiation Burst
Some of these sound interesting?
Bayonetta
'Gates of Hell' Bar
Lumen Sage 100
Inexplicable Innuendo
Jingle of Jazz
Classy Contortionist
Environmental Excursion
Bonus Package
Special Delivery
Magical Works 100
You, Me, and My Friends 300
Luminous Sunshine 500
Holy Audience 800
Eyes of the World 1300
Symbol Brand
Holy Glaive
Takemikazuchi 1450
Twins, They Were 1500
1
Direction Sense 100
Magic Enahcer 400
Finisher Move 700
Make Them Bleed 1000
2
Extra Force 200
Shockwave 400
Elemental - Wind 600
Regeneration 800
Smasher 1000
Empty Gun 1300
Amnesiac 1000
Was pretty furious about the whole gender limiting 50 CP thing as I wanted to be a man witch. Then I cooled down and realised that the capstones are basically the same, Lumen Sage get some neat item discounts and I didn't even want clothes out of my own hair anyway.Yes I did.
Freebies are nice enough, particularly the Lumen Sage ones.
Magical Works seems totally essential as it's a magical power potential perk and costs very little.
You Me and My Friends makes me an angel summoner.
Luminous Sunshine enhances magic about light and fire. Pretty great.
Holy Audience = big attacks, more angels and something something. Also the capstone booster Eyes of the World means one of my summons gets a copy of my weapon and my weapon is sort of ridiculous.
Eyes of the World is another magic booster. Lot of magic in this jump.
Holy Glaive channels magic, is sharp and can split into two blades. Really neat for combining.
Takemikazuchi is a super heavy but powerful lightning hammer that blasts through defenses. Again really great for combining as my weapon is part Riyu Jingu Bang which is ridiculously heavy but doesn't feel so to me so more momentum at the cost of probably not very much extra perceived weight.
Twins is an obvious choice. More SP and I combine stuff all manually (with duct tape) anyway. Feels a bit cheap to skirt around the Masterpiece charge with other perks but eh.
>>47577253
If you think you can balance them with each other, go for it.
>>47577257
Finally onto the drawbacks.
Took Empty Gun which means I shouldn't be ranged weapons and Amnesiac which means I don't remember shit.
The real question here is whether I get dragged into the warehouse by Leeroy to show me my amnesia drawback instructional videos (there's a beanbag and a little projector in one of the corners of my warehouse because of the sheer amount of times this has happened) before I get attacked.
>>47577253
Universal Man and Apogee both sound hella fun.
>>47577278
The problem is mostly that these aren't really seen in action. So, I'd mostly need to figure out how they work on my own.
Well, that and swarming the jump with a whole bunch of powers. But that's less of a concern.
>>47577295
Good. Not sure how to do Universal yet through, so...
Might also break them up more from their canon packages.
>>47577253
What jump is it?
>>47577346
The Incredibles, I think.
>>47577346
That is a good question.
>>47577257
>Was pretty furious about the whole gender limiting 50 CP thing as I wanted to be a man witch.
Yet another example of a good setting ruined by a crappy jumpmaker who enjoys putting in worthless, arbitrary limits. This shit isn't fun, its annoying.
Ignore the stupid limit, the jumpmaker is shit for putting it in.
>>47577346
The Incredibles.
>>47577359
Correct.
These were the Supers killed off by the previous robots.
>>47577253
>universal man + super speed + shapeshifting
things may get out of hand very quickly
>>47577389
Everything happens very quickly with super speed.
Jumpers, do you follow some kind of "common sense/genre savviness" list of rules, similar to the Evil Overlord one? Do you have a single rule you hold above all else?
>>47577314
Maybe I should've said this while telling you to go for it, but I like the idea of getting Psycwave's and/or Everseer's powersets in particular. Mind stuff is always great fun.
Just letting it be known.
>>47577443
>Do you have a single rule you hold above all else?
Don't.
Be.
A dick.
>>47577478
I'm sorry, are you... Are you speaking English right now?
I'm not understanding those words you just strung together.
>>47577478
Rude.
>>47577478
What if someone makes a Dick Jump?
>>47577443
>A single rule above all else
Don't die.
>>47577521
STOP FORCING ALT FORMS ON US REEEEEEEEEE
>>47577461
Noted. Mind stuff is pretty great, yeah.
>>47577500
It's an alien concept, I know, but it generally works for me to treat everyone else how I'd like to be treated as a being.
I mean it also gets me good karma in the long run, so really I'm peachy with it.
>>47577521
Then I use no CP. Take no origins. Take no perks, items, or drawbacks.
>>47577478
>>47577443
The words of the wise men of San Dimas, of course.
>>47577443
Don't turn into a giant monster against human-sized opponents, don't eat energy fields, don't eat people, don't go for the kill in superhero universes unless I'm willing to take the full mile and shred my opponent's soul and seal the tiny bits of spirit stuff inside the Warehouse.
Above all else, don't assume I'm better than ANYONE without studying them beforehand.
I consider not dying a divine mandate, rather than a self-imposed rule, so I'm not listing it.
>>47577554
We don't appreciate your kind here, stranger.
>>47577556
Why isn't this an EndJump?
>>47577478"Rule Number One: Live an interesting life. Rule Number Two: Keep living."
-The Benefactor, on "The Rules"
>>47576920
You know how in Naruto Sauce leaves Konoha after that battle with Fishcake? Yeah, that didn't happen.
Basically therapied the shit out his issues (on the fly) while I basically reinforced his loyalty for Konoha (again, on the fly). I left instead and killed Oreo after the timeskip.
>>47577443
Protect your guildmates.
Fuck everyone else.
>>47577443
Respect everyone as much as you respect yourself.
>>47577624
>respect yourself
Yeah I think we don't have any of that going around in /jc/.
Which isn't surprising, considering the idea of the CYOA.
>>47577521
We already have a Great Detective Jump.
>>47577643
I think that was the idea.
>>47577443
My first rule is no rules.
My second rule is no second rule contradicting the first rule for comic effect.
>>47577478
Pretty much this, except I also try to help people as opposed to just not making things worse.
>>47577624
IF I SEE THAT CAT ONE MORE TIME
>>47577443
No fatties.
>>47577368
Not looking to start anything but it seems the sages were canonically all male and witches female so this one limitation can be forgiven especially as they are pretty much the same just flavored as light and dark
>>47577652
Now that I look at the spoilered image - shit, that's true.
>>47577710
You are arguing with the Anti-Red Shitposter.
You are not going to make any headway. He is insecure enough that so long as somebody exists that threatens his power-fantasy, he will slander and mud-sling them as long as they exist.
Another Yugioh jump question. Given that the jump sends you to the anime, I'm assuming anime effects are in play, including the blatantly supernatural cards.
With the Original Deck option, we can make cards. Does that include blatantly supernatural cards that can make other cards like pic related?
>>47577746
It looks like a regular dragon.
>>47577652
>>47577711
Indeed, I was clowning around!
>>47577765
Yugi used it to bullshit up a bunch of new fusion monsters in an anime filler arc.
>>47577746
Probably nothing world shattering and nothing that affects the real world to an insane degree, but I could totally see them being something ridiculous and gamebreaking in the hands of someone halfway competent, like creating new cards and effects in the middle of a duel.
Not that competence will help you against the heart of the cards.
>>47577726
understood, proceeding to ignore further shit posts
So what jumps do we have that can get you super speed?
>>47577883
Arrowverse
X-Men
Teen Titans
Marvel
MCU
Fate/ as a Servant
Young Justice
DC
>>47577883
Sonic.
>>47577918
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
>>47577746
As I recall the dragons were special because they can fuse cards normally impossible to fuse. Anime fusion is largely unbound, there are some weird incompatible monsters but you can improvise new fusions as much as you want, there's no set list of a few ones you can use and keep in extra deck.
As for the actual question my best guess is you'd also at least have to take the Duel Spirits perk to have supernatural cards in your starting deck. Even then I doubt you could pull stuff like Super Polymerization or other similarly ridiculous ones. Might be able to do some of the asspull mid-duel upgrades though. Keep in mind I'm not the creator and am mostly speculating.
>>47577794
>Implying I don't have both
>>47577443
Either Don't drink and drive, always remember to get some rest, always have a concrete plan if I'm going to use time travel which relies on stable time loops, or always prioritize my companions.
>>47577883
What jumps give us time-stop powers? Overlord has a spell for it, I know that.
>>47578305
Sburb can probably get you time stop powers if you go the right "X of Time" classpect.
>>47578305
D&D magic, Touhou, and Tropico are the ones I know.
>>47578305
Madaka has one.
Theoretically JoJo, I guess, through a Stand.
>>47578386
Muh daka!
>>47578396
Sorry, Madoka.
Okay, so there's tons of stuff for keeping folks out of your mind, but what if you WANT to let someone in?
>>47578386
Actually, I think one of the body parts of the Saint/Jesus, the left eye I think, can steal Stands and give them to the user. So you can steal ZA WARUDO from AU Diego in part 7.
>>47578465
Psychonauts go's without saying, so I guess I need to say it.
Or just think it really loudly.
>>47578465
X-men Telepathy?
It's pretty based.
>>47578468
The left eye gave Gyro Scan, and the right eye gave Diego Brando Scary Monsters. No corpse part allows for the theft of Stands.
>>47578647
But wasn't Scary Monsters originally the Stand of that one chick?
>>47578647
Except Scary Monsters was originally Doctor Ferdinand's Stand.
>>47578647
Didn't Scary Monsters belong to another guy before Diego got it?I only remember him because he turned people into dinosaur candelabra.
>>47578708
>>47578712
>>47578715
All true, but all Diegoo did was keep the effects of the virus because he had the Stand already by being infected by it previously. He didn't steal the powers so much as keep them after it's owner had already died.
Besides, each part acts differently depending on the person, so what happened to Diego isn't guaranteed.
BATTLE BRUVERS THERE'S A MACHINE SPIRIT IN THIS COMPUTATION DEVICE
>>47578749
You're not wrong in that you probably won't get any sort of Stand copying, but didn't Diego get some of the actual powers anyway? I know the dinos can go all full zombie apocalypse and infect people by default, but if Scary Monsters hadn't become Diego's real Stand then he shouldn't have been able to command whatever he infected or do the dinosaur-candelabra thing.
>>47578776
Oh my God, they finally gave Rotom more forms. Yesssss.
>>47578837
No you dont understand, the Rotom IS the pokedex
And it talks, it has a personality
>>47578776
More importantly, Aslan is a Steel Psychic Type. The Sun Pokemon is a fucking Steel type.
>>47578817
He kept the powers, and the usual Stand protection from the negative effects. In addition, he gained more mastery over the powers than the original owner. Ferdinand wasn't able to transform into dinosaurs, or do partial transformations either, but he didn't have the Stand all too long, or the drive to improve his powers (since he hated dinosaurs.)
>>47578858
That is even better. Does this mean I can waifu my pokedex?
>>47578776
>>47578858
>>47578864
Wait, what. Where did all this come from? Some new info dump? What else was released?
>>47578902
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XW14HO7C1Dg&feature=youtube
>>47578921
>all of that water
Well I know what reviewers are going to be bitching about for the next forever.
>>47578921
Oh, neat-
>psychic/ghost type
Whoa. That's pretty cool, actually. So, who wants to bet that the "mysterious assistant" is a member of the local Team?
>>47577257
Beelzebub
719 years old
Demon 400
Los Angeles
Black Techs 1000
Demonic Energy
Demonically Appealing 1100
The Steps of Giants 1300
Eight Deadly Sins 1600
Companion Import 1650
Leeroy: Delinquent, Violence Breeds Strength, The Rampaging Jumper 100, Spellmaster 400
Solomon Company
Demonic Demons Demonize Demons 1600
Creep, Lolicon, And All-Around Disgusting Individual 1400
The Fires of Lost Prominence+ 1000
Drawbacks made this one messy.
I went Demon and took all the Demon perks for maximum demon along with Blank Techs.
Black Techs seems to improve my capacity to possess, empower and sap powers from individuals as well as give me an increase in demon gains when empowering people. Also means I can turn into a demon of the human world which I... don't really know what that is.
Spent the rest on demonic appeal, bigness and obscene power.
Took an import as I figured taking someone who I can rely on as a powerful human agent couldn't hurt. Particularly given my drawbacks mean I'm sort of in trouble. Gave him spellmaster as I like the kings crest thing and I'm sure he'll make good use of it all.
Solomon Company means a scary organisation is after me. Admittedly not sure how I'm going to deal with this one because the Fires of Lost Prominence means I'm the exact opposite of what I'm normally like. Guess that makes me an idealistic person who takes things very seriously so... yeah... the opposite of my personality might actually be better at dealing with stuff. It was always the powers and perks that kept me safe rather than my character. Also everyone thinks I'm a pedophile which is bad but not as bad as being chased by demons.
It's the sort of 10 years I'll probably look back on in the same way one looks back on a weird dream.
>>47578900
Yes.
>>47578776
Masuda said he wanted to make it so you could talk to your pokemon in Sun/Moon, so maybe this will facilitate that?
>>47578888
>he hated dinosaurs
What kind of abomination was this man?
>>47578998
If there are two teams, I'll go with the one tbat wants to get Solgaleo as long as they aren't horrible. Otherwise, I'm just going against them.
>>47578998
She doesn't look suspicious enough. I'd guess she's connected to the legendaries instead.
>>47578776
Having a talking Pokédex that's also a Pokemon is so logical it hurts. Like they should've done this in the beginning.
>>47578921
Shit dude, I haven't been keeping up with Pokemon recently, but this looks more like Pokemon XD graphically and gameplay/navigation wise. Neat
>>47578481
Did anyone take the Psychic Specialty perk from that? And if so, what did you specialize in?
>>47579006
>Also means I can turn into a demon of the human world which I... don't really know what that is.
It essentially means you're a kami, or whatever the shinto spirits are called.
>>47579091
brain freezing
>>47578921
The new Rotomdex is already starting to grow on me.
"Nice to meet you pal! Go easy on the goods, okay?" He just seems perfect so far.
>>47579092
I think it means I can turn into a kami rather than I am one.
Read that they're a lot weaker and obviously it wouldn't make sense with the Eight Deadly Sins thing otherwise so maybe it's an alt form. Not 100% on it.
>>47579187
I'm hoping he can be muted.
>>47579006
Wait a second.
Solomon Company: 400CP
DDDD: 50CP
CLAAADI: 200CP
Fires of Lost Prominence+: 400CP
Drawback CP limit: 850CP
I think you went over the CP limit.
>>47579261
Solomon Company doesn't grant points.
>>47579275
Fuck me and forgetting relevant info.
Solomon Company doesn't grant points IF YOU TAKE EIGHT DEADLY SINS.*
>>47579205
From Wikipedia.
Notable Kami
Amaterasu, Sarutahiko, Ame no Uzume, Inari, Izanagi, Izanami, Susanoo, Tsukuyomi
Maybe you're like these guys? Would make sense.
>>47579275
Take the Solomon Company Drawback for no extra CP. The CP normally gained from this counts toward the Drawback limit.
>>47579305
>Take the Solomon Company Drawback for no extra CP. The CP normally gained from this counts toward the Drawback limit.
Why did the jumpmaker not just have it cost 1000CP and make you take Solomon Company normally?
>>47579305
Well I'm in Los Angeles so maybe if there's shit from other countries as well maybe I'm Coyote or something.
Not sure how much of a stretch that is/whether demons of the human world come in non weaboo form.
>>47579340
because people were bitching about Eight Deadly Sins' cost compared to the other capstones when he originally went that route.
>>47577443
Above all else, I should never look down on human beings. Just a personal one. Never lose that shred of humanity I have, even if others believe its a sign of weakness hold onto it forever.
>>47579357
Think you could actually become an Olympian if you take Eight Deadly Sins and Black Techs? Or an Asgardian, or whatever?
>>47559853
So Justice its good to see you're still a fucking idiot. While I couldn't defend myself because I haven't checked /JC/ in a while I just came across this gem where you called me a dickwaffle and proceeded to prove that you know absolutely fucking nothing about this setting since you believe that the True Name of Magic can make you a capital G-God. To help you understand why your limitation is fucking stupid because 1. The true name of magic literally only allows you to change the meaning of words and stop others from using THE ANCIENT LANGUAGE for Magic why you think that's capital G-God level is fucking beyond me, and the power levels you are talking about are already attainable by anyone who took a fucking Will perk to stop themselves from being distracted. 2. Galbatorix would have been able to turn himself into a nuclear bomb with or without it since a completely different Rider did the same thing to greater effect without using the True Name why you think this is a big deal anyway also surprises me. 3. Taking away the only fucking reason to use Eragon Mental powers is fucking retarded making a literal half of the magic system useless after a jump is shit. So Before you call someone a dickwaffle please understand that you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
>>47579357
I like this image. This is a nice image.
>>47579415
Don't start that shit here man. We have more than enough of our own to deal with.
>>47579415
So how goes the work on Coiling Dragon?
>>47579415
Coming from the dude who needed to be told that people wanted the non-Force-wielding classes, this kinda loses impact.
>>47579415
Bramastra, as someone who can go off the handle when he gets angry himself, maybe you should calm down, and not bring business from another thread here.
>>47576920
That's virtually all I do.
What nature did you have in PMD?
Guess it depends on what state your personality was like by the time you got to PMD.
I think I'd be hasty.
>>47579415
Eww...
>>47579357
>Bowhead is shaped like a coyote head
>>47579459
Clarifying stuff and nerfing
the companion option and Ever Growing. Though I had to move to a copy after the normal one was bugging out.
>>47579481
Naughty.
>>47579481
It was probably Naive.
>>47579481
Lax, definitely. This was before willpower perks got me to actual put effort in stuff.
>>47579481
I was Bashful, since it was rather early in my chain. If I went there now, it'd probably be Gentle.
>>47579481
Probably Naughty, since Paranoid is not a option.
>>47579481
Given taste preferences and how Pokémon Trainer ended, I'd say Naive.
... which is bad for an Infernape, shit.
>>47579481
Quirky.
>>47579601
>InfernapeOA izzat you?
>>47579659
Multiple people went Infernape.
Could you use the soul cage from Darksiders to indefinitely contain the soul of Abbadon and the demon Primarchs?
>>47579718
True, buthe's just the only one I heard about doing so.
What are some good perks to help with punching things?
>>47576977
As amusing as many jumps are, yeah.
Let's just say a huge pile of assorted cash found its way into Walter's bank account in the Breaking Bad jump
>>47577443
"Always finish what you start."
"Leave the world better than what you found it."
>>47579006
What's your specialization? From what I talked about with the jumpmaker, it can be anything from fire to petrification, which gives a bunch of range for creativity.
>>47579481
Sassy, with a rather Adamant partner.
>>47579725
The only souls it's ever seen capturing and containing were human souls in the games - which were then used to trade.
>>47579785
Yeah, I was wondering if it would be too weak to contain those souls, or if it would be able to regardless.
>>47579481
>favorite flavor: spicy
>flavor disliked: bitter
Guess I'm naughty.
>>47579744
What sorta Quirk is that, and who did he steal it from?
>>47579804
Probably too weak - those guys' souls are several tiers higher than regular human souls.
>>47579744
Jump Fury!
>>47579481
Jolly~
>>47579813
It's multiple different ones combined. See pic if you want to know which ones.
>>47579824
Hmm. Problematic.
Oh well, I'll just use artifactory from dragonlance to amplify its powers to the point where it'd be able to contain them.
>>47579813
It's not one quirk, he's mashing a bunch of quirks together to do that.
>>47579844
As badass as "I will strike you down" is, "I'm going to hit you" has its own charm with how blunt and simple it is.
>>47579828
On a related note, what is the strongest martial art in jumpchain?
>>47579744
600cp - Killdozer (Discount Heir/Heiress)
It defies comprehension, but you are the deadliest thing on two legs. When you hit
your groove in personalcombat (which is often), it’s like you are ruin incarnate. Every move
can end in a killing blow as you switch seamlessly from one weapon to another, or simply
punch, kick, bite and twist with an incredible efficiency.
You are intuitively aware of the appropriate cues and shatterpoints that gain you an
advantage in direct combat. This awareness increases with the more opponents you
successfully defeat, culminating in an almost precognitive, omniscient awareness of yourself,
your opponents, and potential opportunities for violence.
>>47579844
Do you have the other page, whereAll Might proceeds to punch Sensei anyway? And he admits he miscalculated?
>>47579882
The strongest one we could ever probably learn is the Hokuto no Ken, but thats impossible to actually learn. The Wuxia jump is quite good for learning martial arts, that and Ranma.
>>47579844
Huh. Alright, thanks for explaining Anons.
>>47579911
/a/ has a thread up about it right now and a link if you want to read or discuss the latest chapter.
>>47579882
>On a related note, what is the strongest martial art in jumpchain?
My own Jumper School of "Anything" Goes Martial Arts.
>>47579972
>pic
Do I even want to know what perks you're using for that?
>>47579779
Not sure.
Although I dip into basically everything my most commonly stacked powers tend to be fire based, shadow based and drugs based.
Would probably want to go more specific in this so it's going to want some thinking on.
>>47579527Is it wrong to want this?
>>47579481
Well, I think the best thing would describe me would be Adamant. I'm not good judge my own character.
>>47579988
Eh, you could easily do that with superspeed and SInanju. Just don't expect the woman to be anything but puppy level intelligent for about eight to fifty hours, depending on the amount of Steps you went through.and her resistance to mind-blowing-rapid-overclocked.... 'Happiness'.
>>47580030
>Is it wrong to want this
Considering who that is, and what body she's using...
>>47580030Yes.But that just makes you want it more, doesn't it?Pervert.
>>47579988
Well I started with Weirdly Specific Marital Arts from Ranma and Mighty skill from One Punch Man then added in some superspeed and went on from there.
>>47580030So is that an actual Soul Eater crop or a doujin?
>>47580030
Considering she's literally in an adolescent's body, yes.
I mean knowing the tastes you've expressed in the past I'm not quite surprised, but it's still a bad move.
>>47580035
>SInanju
Do you happen to have a quote or something for what exactly is happening? I've heard of it before, and totally believe something like that was in the books, but I always want context for this kind of stuff.
>>47580077Doujin. You can tell by the art style, the smile, and the heart by her dialogue.
>>47580030
I posted it and I don't think so. Seriously, they're cartoons not real people, and /tg/ is way too full of moralfags lately.
>>47579481
If only there was a tsundere personality.
>>47579481
Bold I think. Sour vs spicy definitely fits, and it does fairly follow quite well after the previous jump (that being Log Horizon at the moment. Of it will be if it's ever finished) and with my chain as a whole, especially in the early centuries.
That being said
>raises defense
>lowers attack
For what purpose?
Also, my partner was Sassy. Because she is.
>>47580116
>implying I'm not using moral faggotry to enhance the flavor of degeneracy
It's like coffee and cookies,it's all going inside me.
>>47579828
>Taking Jump Fury
>Not combing Nazi Science with nanobots so you can make kung-fu nanobots that cure diseases by going inside people and literally being up the disease
>>47580093
The Steps of Sinanju: http://www.sinanju.com/SHOREMO.HTM
To Quote for those who don't wanna take a link.
All masters of Sinanju are taught the steps required to bring women to sexual fulfillment. But just how many steps are there? The most popular belief is that there are thirty two steps in the program - but the little known fact is that there are actually three different programs (this was revealed in "Profit Motive, #48.)
Remo has learned three separate techniques: One takes twenty seven steps, another takes thirty seven steps, and the final one uses fifty two steps. The problem Remo has with these techniques, is that all the fun has been taken out of sex for him. He has rarely found a woman that can last beyond step twelve. The women of Sinanju require the entire fifty two step program. Remo believes that this is because they are so, well, ugly.
Chiun has warned Remo to never use the fifty two step system on "normal" women, as it will drive them insane.
>>47580183
Ah, the 'righteous paladin who is just too cute not to corrupt' approach.
>>47580191
I think you may have responded to the wrong post.
You also chose a rather unfortunate one to respond to give the nature of your post.
>>47580220
Seems like a good method to defeat Medusa to me.
>>47580191
>as it will drive them insane
>drive them insane
What is this, a mindbreak doujin?
>>47580252
The Remo Williams books aren't very good, no.
>>47580220
Yes, yes I did in fact quote the wrong one... how do you edit posts? Is that a thing or do I just have to live with that screw up?]
That was meant for >>47580098
>>47580278
You can't.
We know. We will always know.
>>47580220
Oh this is too funny and creepy at the same time.
Best example of double checking you're replying to the right person. rofl
>>47580252
Where is her nose. Is she one of Voldemort/Crux's relatives?
>>47580278
You must live with it but we still like you
>>47580262
The Destroyer series is... a pulp fiction series... a really old pulp fiction series from when pulp fiction was still written on pulp. It has the flaws of said time/genre/era that all books of that time/genre/era had.
That said, there are over a hundred novels in the series so the author must be doing something right.
>>47580191
I guess I'll be taking Adaptability AND Sinanju in Wuxia, then.
As a Drop-In master of Drunken Fist, it kind of fits, thematically.
>>47579744
Smite for anathema.
Gurren Lagan for Manly Fisticuffs
Wuxia, Ranma, and History's Strongest Disciple for martial arts.
>>47580320
Iops never have visible noses.
>>47580405
Just get a Master to teach it to you. It's cheaper and as a bachelor I attribute to the bird thought-line... Fuck I lost my, CHEEP CHEEP MOTHER FUCKER gif.
Is there a way to forcefully combine opposing cosmic forces? Like, with Evil and Good, is there any perks can I use to force them to coexist/cooperate?
>>47580480
Depends on what way you're actually using them. Purely metaphorical you can just mumble something about duality. If you've actually got solidified concepts somehow, and they react badly together, then you could try to find some of those tech perks that help predict and control reactions between things.
>>47580537
I want to be able to basically combine physicality cosmic forces. Something like how that one guy from DxD combines Holy energies with Unholy energies into a single weapon even though they're supposed to destroy each other.
Has anyone staked a claim on the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy jump yet?
If not I will
>>47580653
Well, if you can stand the jump, you can get that guys power actually. Sword Birth is a powerful thing, however I can't think of anything else off the top of my head.
Also can someone post their Zoid Jumps?
>>47580747
nope
So did we ever get a ruling on the Kerbal companion issue? Are we legit allowed to have 720 companions and count that as one slot?
>>47580747
If there are no tangelos you will disappoint me anon.
>>47577253
Just checking, have you seen the DVD Extras? Has some lore on the Incredibles world, the super teams, registered heroes (a few more than you have that in list, thus my question), etc.
Some of it's been put on the pixar wikia.
>>47580955
720 Kerbal companions. They're not that great. And you have to spend your entire CP budget on them. Compare to the Waddle Dees from Kirby, which get you similar numbers and competence for far cheaper.
>>47580955
Admiral hasn't been on since posting it. Give him some time, he'll make a ruling.
>>47580955
>720 companions and count that as one slot
Wait. Seriously?
How the fuck is that a thing?
>>47581040
Because they're incredibly incompetent at anything other than flying a spaceplane, and it takes all your CP to get them in a jump with much better things to buy. It's like the Pink Tide in Generic Magical Girl: You can do it if you really want to, but it's not going to be worth it.
>>47581040
Oh fuck off, it's perfectly harmless.
>>47581028
>720 companions
>one slot
>not that great
I'm not into the badwrongfun thing, anon, but if you can't see the advantage there then I don't know what to tell you.
>>47581040
Spending all your cp on them.
With inverse law of competence in full effect.
I wish people were patient instead of feeling the need to constantly agitate like hyper little monkeys.
Alright, finally back from work. Let's see...
>Reads the last of the previous Thread
>mwf
>laughingagentsmith.gif
Man, I've got some good timing. In that theme, here's an updated PDF with clarifications, making things a tad more exact and clearing up some minor confusion.
>>47572440
All the Kerbals you buy with 'We Have Reserves' count as one companion. Which, yes, means you can get a fairly large number of Kerbals in one companion slot.
On one hand, they're Kerbals.
On the other, they're Kerbals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSXgKylWpf8
As for importing them into other jumps, I'm following Babylon 5 Anon's lead, and saying that the perks/powers get divided among them all equally. Not exactly an easy way to power game. On the other hand, this means you can turn the Harry Potter jump into 'Wizards in Space' and Hogwarts into another KSP launchpad with all the new students, and isn't that all we really ask for?
>>47573659
I gave them coffee, Anon.
I gave them the BEST KIND of coffee.
>>47573781
Man. That's some high praise indeed, right there. Thanks.
>>47575337
Really, the entire 'Kerbals will cry' is mostly to give Jumpers an excuse to not throw the entire Kerbal civilization on the Light of Terra and call it a day.
If you want to share technology with the little green guys, as opposed to the finished product? Feel free.
>>47581119
Be patient, your wish will be granted SOON™.
>>47581129
>All the Kerbals you buy with 'We Have Reserves' count as one companion. Which, yes, means you can get a fairly large number of Kerbals in one companion slot.
Pro: That's broken as fuck.
Con: That's broken as fuck.
>>47581112
Oh, I can think of a few uses, but as there's no consensus rule on how to handle companions that only take one slot it's up to personal interpretation how useful they are. Some people divide the power of any purchase among every companion in the slot, that would make the 720 Kerbals quite useless. Others have them all have to take the same perk, multiplying power but limiting variety. Others let each of them make their own purchases, which I personally feel is a bit much. And in the time it's taken me to type this up, the author posted >>47581129 saying that it goes by the power division method, so the Kerbals aren't going to be very useful. Some uses if you just need cannon fodder or disposable agents, I suppose, but you should rarely need 720 of them.
>>47578465
Great Detective has the Mental Palaces perk which allows you to pull people into your mind once a day.
>>47581129
If it gets divided between them how would Harry Potter help? They'd be magically weaker than squibs.
>>47581188
Exactly.
Dishonored - Benefactor's Mark.
Give the Kerbals Softcap.
Boom.
>>47581210
Sorry, your example said you /could/ turn Harry Potter into Wizards in Space. How's that meant to work with none of the Kerbals being magic?
>>47581225
>up to 8 people one of your specific powers
>8
>>47581225
Great you fucking moron, now they're going to nerf it.
This is why you never discuss combos or builds in thread - some dumb bitch is going to see their jump's involved and nerf the related perk or some shit.
>>47581225
That only works on eight people at a time. Not eight companions, eight people.
>>47581254
No need to nerf, because it doesn't work in the first place.
>>47581129
I think the concern we have is things that aren't perks, like creating powered combat armor for each of them, or providing each of them with the Master's Scroll from Avatar.
>>47581129
>Giving Kerbals coffee
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>We can share tech as long as it's not the finished product
>mfw I give the Kerbals Mantra tech, changed to be fueled by happiness and joy
>>47581248
Companion slots. They all occupy one slot.
If nothing else, Golden Chains to apply Softcap to an item, then have them pass it around while training.
>>47581129
>Not exactly an easy way to power game
>what is Pink Tide
>>47581248
And they all count as a single companion. It still works.
>>47581254The worst part is Red's just going to bitch and whine in the IRC all day until something happens now.
>>47581229
They all get part of a snappy British accent?
Imma just give them the whole accent, though.
Some things don't really divide well.
>>47581254
>the Jumpmaker made a mistake
>better not tell him or he'll fix it
Are you Scatovore, or are you just stupid?
>>47581284
>>47581289
But it doesn't apply to eight companions, it applies to eight people. Doesn't matter how many people are in a slot, still won't affect them all.
>>47581153
>Pro: That's broken as fuck.
>Con: That's broken as fuck.
That's how I'm approaching it. It is broken, horribly broken, but I don't have to take it. Grant you, it'd be an easy way to cheese through tons of jumps if you've got the ability to buff them. In the last thread we talked about MCU's Super Soldier Serum and using Infectious Bite to turn them into dragons.
720 dragons in one slot is no small thing.
>>47581283
Oh, god...
Speaking of which.
https://youtu.be/3WLE6FpAcVs
>>47581248
Companion slots. They all occupy one slot.
If nothing else, Golden Chains to apply Softcap to an item, then have them pass it around while training.
>>47581323
>In the last thread we talked about MCU's Super Soldier Serum and using Infectious Bite to turn them into dragons.
Great, now we're going to see Red nerfing the Serum and barring us from Pym Particles when they nerf the jump. Great going, anon.
NEVER mention combos with Red's jumps out loud. It's just going to make Red nerf them into oblivion.
>>47581129
>with clarifications, making things a tad more exact and clearing up some minor confusion.
Too vague. What changed?
>>47581300
Scatovore's reared his ugly head, so lovely enough it looks like he's decided to start trying to bully changes into jumps himself.
Think I'm going to go back through all my old Jumps and Nerf some perks in honor of this thread. Anyone else want to join me?
WHY CAN'T I BUY PIC RELATED ALREADY
>>47581382
He pisses me off because he likes to use arguments I've used in the past when I was in a bad mood or stupid shit I said in fits of paranoia or bitterness. Almost everything he says is some stupid crap I said at one point and regretted later. Like a horrible autistic Shadow.
>>47581387
Anon, please don't start that. It just causes bigger problems.
>>47581419
You'll be able to when Red finishes Nerf. And then I will be able to commit Nerfnatus with the LoT!
>>47581274
But if you want to do that, I'm pretty sure it would be more effective to arm the citizens of The Light of Terra, or the Anno ARK, or Hope Rides Alone. I mean, they don't take up a Companion Slots, and have intellects above Lobotomy Patients.
>>47581284
>>47581335
I hate to tell you, but Copy Pasting your Argument doesn't make your argument more valid. Anyway, here is the Reward in Question. Please tell me where it says the word "Companion" or "Slot".
>>47581354
You know, I don't think I've ever actually seen her do that. Can you name an example for the education of the rest of us?
>>47581387
Then he would just use that for more ammunition. Just report and ignore.
>>47581419
Because of NERF!Anon
>>47581454
How many times have you been told not to reply to them? You're so easily fucking baited.
>>47581465
And it never works, because Scatovore genuinely believes everything he says, no matter whether or not anyone responds.
It's pathetic.
>>47581491
No, I think he's just a troll who wants to sabotage the thread. No ethos or creed. If anything the only person I want to believe he is, is the MGE fag, because he was the kind of guy autistic enough to do this.
>Anons claiming getting to bring a bunch of Kerbals with you is broken
Are you faggots stupid or what? There's nothing particularly powerful about that. It's inferior to just rounding up a bunch or rando humans in any given jump, it's so bad.
>>47581452
Oh, honey, just because people called you out on your samefagging doesn't mean calling out random anons as Red is going to help.
>>47581491
>genuinely believes everything he says
That would imply that he actually likes JC.
I doubt that.
>>47581514
Just the troll.
Let's talk about fun small green people instead.
>>47581514
That's what they said about the Waddle Dees, and look what happened!Don't tell me you can't see those looks in their eyes! First, the world. Then, you! Then the multiverse! The Age of the Waddle Dee approaches!tl;dr there's actually nothing wrong with this and I like making jokes.
>>47581465
I'm just curious what the Legendary "Nerf" is. And by curious, I mean I'm doubtful it ever happened. If it helps, I will give my word not to respond to any post containing the words "Red" "Nerf" and "Bitch" in any combination from this point on.
>>47581563
My question is how the hell the waddle dees eat.
>>47581566
There isn't one. Goddamn. Half his examples are shit that didn't work even in canon, and yesterday he was yelling at Worm for 'nerfing us' by ascribing to canon rules on shards. He doesn't have anything. He just makes up shit.
>>47581566
Just filter the word nerf. Actually, do we have a /jc/ filter list?
>>47581579
. . .
I legit don't know.
Are there even enough science perks in the Chain to find out?
>>47581579
EE Devices From Minecraft would work.
>>47581583
We all know there isn't one. That's the point.
>>47581595
Huh, didn't know you could filter specific words. Thank you.
>>47581514
>Infectious Bite says hello
>>47581605
I don't think so. It's like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
>>47581615You are making me regret even imagining that perk more and more.
Anyone else notice that we've gotten a bunch of jumps lately that all start with "K"? Kamen Rider, Kerbal Space program, and Kung-Fury. It's weird.
>>47581640
Too late
>>47581640
[Spoiler] It's fine. Don't worry about it. By the way, how goes Protons? [/spoiler]
>>47581659
Wait
Three Ks
There are three lines in K
HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
>>47581615
We could just as easily bite a bunch of rando humans, and they'd be better for not being kerbals.
How much trouble will your Kerbals get into?
https://youtu.be/FH8lvwXx_Y8
>>47581640
You're just full of regret, are you.
>>47581659
That happpens sometimes. Remember when DSAnon was pumping out the DS games and DDS part 1, and we had a few other jumps starting with D as well?
