Last time, on Risk!
>>46288155
Why did you make a new thread?
Wew things are heating up, USAu needs some top tier Aussie bantz to even stand a chance
I would like to propose a preemptive ceacefire with durkistan/Noskaria
>>46288155
Advance south until we border the baby blues, spill the rest of the territories towards the Tibet area.
>>46288192
Because I couldn't find the thread past the 5th page
>>46288208
Charge forwards in a final death or glory assault towards the reds
>>46288193
Expand south
Also I give one tile in the middle of my nation over to Durka as an embassy and a token of friendship
>>46288208
We wouldn't attack you, friend..
>>46288228
>>46288234
I wanted peace, now you'll face death.
>>46288234
I must've misinterpreted your message
>>46288252
We will stand beside you and your people Durka!
>>46288252
Whoops, ah the glory of misreading things
>>46288228
You got heavenly dubs in your last post, and dubs are super valuble, so I used the dubs
Wew war is here
>>46288273
Expand west above Durkistan.
Minor update, forgot Norskaria's southern expance
>>46288273
Advance into the USAu territory to cut them in half at Bangladesh.
>>46288293
Expand outwards away from durkistan in an attempt to keep my foothold on the mainland
>rest of the world/map while Durka and USAu argue for terriory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0OVHcIMh0
>>46288300
Oi oi the war has started
In combat, you roll post numbers
The larger number keeps their territory + gains (last two numbers) - (Last two numbers) of the enemy's territory. Dubs trump singles, and trips trump dubs
>>46288349
Is there any way I can assist Durka in battle?Besides pic related?
>>46288362
No, and you have to roll quads/quints for nukes. But if Durka loses you can retaliate
>>46288362
Send me flowers and free manga from Japan.
Also I could give you lands bordering USAu, and you fight from there (my southernmost ones in Southeast Asia).
>>46288383
Sounds good to me. If you somehow loses the battle and most of your lands, then you still have a piece of land safley inside my borders
>>46288383
Nice large roll, USAu's gonna need those Aussie bantz about now
My citizens, Praise the mighty nation of the USAu (it may be your last chance)
>>46288389
And the Durka King will always have a piece of Noskaria in his heart.
>>46288412
ALL HAIL OYSTERIOUS
>>46288412
Oo fuck rekt
71 pieces of territory for Durka
Aussie bantz have failed you USAu
>>46288455
Expand more into china
Also nice rolls Durka. All over Noskaria people are celibrating your victory
>>46288455
Whell, that is certainly a development
>>46288455
yes! the people of Durkistan march onwards, deeper into USAu territory, as country after country is liberated from oppressive Aussie rule!
Looks like the communists are winning
cyka blyat comrade
>>46288500
Expand towards IS, they need to crushed
This is not looking good for the Aussies, perhaps it is time to discuss a conditional surrender
>>46288525
I sya that if you loose, USAu will be divided into several smaller states (to let more people in on this risk thread)
>>46288525
But then you'd lose the entirety of Australia
attack roll by DM?
Updated map m80s
>>46288525
Sounds good for the people of Durkaland.
I will require you to give up all of the islands north of Australia, and a few coastal provinces in the north of Australia for Noskaria.
>>46288551
Expand a little more towards IS. Soon they shall be annexed
Dear Alliance of Noskaria/Durkistan, I would like to discuss the terms of our surrender and subsequent assimilation, and as such we in the high council have decided to give you the associated territories in exchange for
A) our lives
B) governorship over a small territory ( possibly New Zealand )
>>46288562
You are a good ally my friend. Glory to the Alliance!
>>46288566
Well, is this what you expected?
>>46288610
Durkaland and Noskaria accept these terms, agreeing on allowing the USAu council to govern New Zealand and maintain their heads in place.
>>46288624
Yes, now begins the worky to cleanse the land from the mudslimes
>>46288610
The grand leader of Noskaria has agreed to let you keep a small piece of land on Tasmania
>>46288644
Praise the benevolence of our new overlords
>>46288647
I agree, give them the entire island of Tasmania actually.
>Mfw Aussies give in at the slightest oppposition
>Mfw it would work out like that IRL
I think we need more players?
>>46288676
Hey we did fight for our independence... diplomaticaly
>>46288671
>>46288683
So, how are you going to split the land?
The Noskarian/Durkistan alliance at the moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjyrsD5sJLM
>>46288700
Let Noskaria keep most of southern Australia, give Durkaland some provinces in the coastal North and the Indonesia islands.
I am benelovent towards my Noskarian friend, his light novels kept me sane through the war.
>>46288730
>light novels kept me sane
kek
Across Durkistan, people celebrate the victory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgHtk5kItM
op is kill?
>>46288744
Meanwhile giant purging crawlers are burning the land belonging to IS
>>46288768
Nope, just updating map
>>46288775
this shit is functioning?
saw this raw running across desert and shooting rifle from slit in movie
The old ways are being replaced by the Durkistani ways, new cities are being built as the old shitbins of the USAu state are burnt down all across the annexed territory.
GOOD TIMES
Today is a victory for the communist alliance
>>46288814
Dammit, I forgot to add the part to the contract about not killing too many civilians...
Oh well>>46288814
>>46288814
>>46288818
GLORIOUS.
Advance into India, take more lands for the evergrowing peoples of Durkistan!
Waiting for Noskaria to move
Here's map anyway
>>46288887
Move down into rest of the middle east (sorry, had to some stuff)
>>46288949
had to do*
Updated map
You think we could just say that the Communist alliance won and call it quits?
The Noskarian goverment also want to send aid to the people of what is left of the USAu in form of warm blankets, shelter and funds to build roads, hospitals and schools
>>46288990
I say we do a world risk now in order to get more people in (we get to keep the land we own now too)
OP was hoping Durkistan would halt my advance. Instead we brought unification to Asia
>>46289003
Sounds gr8
I'll go get a world risk map
>>46289024
I won't be joining, let somebody keep my shit if they want.
>>46289024
Yes! Let's conquer the world together Durkistan!
>>46289038
I can take your land if you want then?
>>46289024
I'll just sit back with Tasmania and watch the sh*tshoe that the world will becomr
Well, the communists won, how about we start a new Risk thread with a USA map. Would be hilarious to see the USA getting taken over by a bunch of Communists
>>46289087
Noskria will still be there
>>46289090
>>46289087
Or how about a Europe map? The big nation of Noskaria can be a sort of BBEG?
>>46289063
Of course brother
>>46289087
The USAu shall conquer the USA and sue them for copyright infringement (goddamn americans stealing our initials)
And since Durkistan and Noskaria became one we shall henceforth be known as the Allied States of Noskaria
>>46289138
USA thread here
