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Montréal-3 is currently under Angel Attack. Preparations are underway for the Greenland expedition.
5 days, 14 hours remaining until the 6th Angel begins another artillery strike.
As I way saying before she interrupted me, the Solomon Positron Canon Mk.I is believed to be able to intercept the Angel's attack.
I think it would be better for everyone, including myself, that one Eva Unit should stay behind and protect Montréal-3.
I saw that you cheeky fucker.
OOC: Why'd you delete the last thread?
Full writeup: http://pastebin.com/5Yi9gBjn
Summary:
1. Due to time constraints, it may be wise to forego repairs on combat units in favour of consolidating units. CGT and CAG's units have only taken three total losses each - their full-health units can have their components distributed among the remainders to yield three full strength units and one critically damaged unit.
2. Allowing the angel to fire again (ie waiting one week) will probably result in severe damage to another district or HQ. Depending on the accuracy of the Angel's bombardment (note: last strike was very accurate), it may compromise the remainder of the Geofront's armoured layers. Conversely, moving forces into position but allowing the angel to fire again may create an unparalleled opportunity to ambush a vulnerable angel, negating a large portion of it's AT Field or even allowing the initial attack to strike the core directly.
Recommendations:
1. Immediate strike - Take advantage of our strong forces and do not allow the Angel to fire again. Consolidate units, load forces and attack immediately.
OR
2. Opportunistic ambush - Move units into position in one weeks time, then strike the Angel when it is vulnerable after firing again. Affect limited repairs (EVA 03 @ -3 hp), gamble on tanking the damage, and gain a significant initial advantage.
IN EITHER CASE
3. Use strategic bombers to attack the angel before the main forces engage.
But Elisabeth's last report explicitly said that this only speculation! It would leave the Eva Unit right in the beams path!
This is a gamble we can't take. The risks are too high! Especially since we just lost Da-
Since we just lost the Third Child.
>>46035785
>>46035829I forgot to put the name in the name field
>>46035897
She's right.
As much of a gamble as it may be, I am not leaving this operation to chance.
I will assume full responsibility for anymore damage that occurs to Montreal 3.
Besides, if we have 2 EVAs on that angel, we won't have to worry about it firing again any time soon.
>>46035888
I like the second option. Ambush the sixth angel right after he fired his second salvo. Geofront should be able to hold.
If we use the positron rifle (combined with strategic bombing as you are suggesting) just after that, it should be a "piece of cake".
Do we have a report of current forces?
>>46035998
[Head, Finance Division]
Yes Major. This is the damage report for our Units. Let me remind you that Unit 01 is beyond repairs. Science Division is working on it, but it will stay this way for a while so you don't have to invest in its reparation.
>>46035998
[Head, Finance Division]
This is the state of Montréal-3.
>>46036073
OOC: Who had the bright idea of making "1" and "7" look EXACTLY the same?
>>46036135
Vancouver, probably.
[Head, Research & Development]
Here is the Upgrade Document. You'll see that the last page is about Training Programs for the Children. You can assign them right now to one of these programs. This document was made by the previous Head of R&D, so any mistakes are her fault.
So full repairs will cost 44 units out of 70. Getting HQ and unit 3 repaired are non negotiable in my mind.
>>46036231
I say as for tech research, we could go for Entry Plug upgrades and Angel Tech.
For pilots, Everyone that's going on the expedition should go for Terrain training. Anyone not going can either go for Harmonics or Boot Camp
What I don't get is why haven't we already ordered a strike against the angle. You can't mean to tell me that there isn't any cruise missiles in NERV's arsenal.
Eva cradles for 2 bombers seems useful since we need to transport the mechs to greenland. Id also like to equip them both with composite armor in the face of the 6ths fire power.
>>46036299
So, essentially one of the Eileens and Florence to Terrain Training and the other Eileen to the Harmonics training?
>>46036385
Sure. Either that, or have both Eileens on Terrain and Florence to other training
>>46036442
Both Eileen's?
>>46036255
Just remember that in the last battle, we used our Static Weapons. Since they cost FU to operate, our total funding is 64 instead of 70.
>>46036365
The U.N. Second Atlantic Fleet can take our units to Greenland too. They offered their help in defeating this Angel. They are currently trying to locate it with their sensors.
So how is funding calculated anyway?
>>46036255
HQ will be repaired after the sixth angel is defeated.
I'm working on a draft proposal for funding allocation, so if anyone have suggesti...
>>46036231
>previous Head of R&D
w..what?
Could we talk a little bit after that, head of the financial division?
>>46036467
The one we retrieved from Unit-03, and the one from the entry plug in R&D.
>>46036354
There are. But 2nd fleet are a bunch of ballsless poofters, so no go there.
>>46036477
Thank you Finace, that had slipped my mind.
>>46036499
Currently full repair of unit 3, composite plating on both units, and 1 positron rifle are at the top of my list. 10 units.
>>46036499
Wasn't that 03's entry plug though?
>David dead
>multiple Eileens instead of none
Uh, did I miss a thread or something? Last I recall the spaghetti angel was bombarding the ops center and we were shooting the shit out of it with static defense units.
>>46035888 here. I favour Option 1 for an immediate response. We can't afford to let that Angel fire again, and we're still at almost full combat readiness. We could play this high risk high reward, but frankly I don't trust our luck to hold on that.
>>46036587
This is why you always check the archives faggot.
>>46036587
Yeah, Chapter 7 was a fucking ride
>>46036499
In that case we need to decide whether or not we want to keep the 2 seperate or have them meet. Regardless, Anna and 1 Eileen need to do boot camp. Florence should already be trained enough in that field.
>>46036514
Hm. Those ''ballsless pofters'' are currently committing their whole air wing in a large scanning operation to locate the Angel.
As soon as it landed in southern Greenland, he began to generate some kind of gigantic snow storm. Is general vicinity is known since it has been occasionally sniping our surveillance satellites.
>>46036617
>This
I agree with this voice in my head.
If we can strike decidedly with two EVAs, we won't need to wait for the angel to attack again.
>>46036647
Sniping our satellites?
What is the extent of this angel's capabilities? Point defense lasers?
>>46036618
Calm down, anon. I figured I was hitting all the regularly scheduled threads, but I guess not.
>>46036647
Do we know how it reacts to an incoming projectile? We should try using airburst N2 mines to clear the air.
>>46036647
Okay, how much time will take moving our forces to Greenland, and how much time will it take to make repairs and outfitting weapons?
>>46036817
Not a bad idea. Collateral damage is a non issue in Greenland so I was going to suggest opening with an N2.
>>46036862
this. bomb the shit out of the general area it's in and drop 2 nukes
>>46036499
The Commander relieved her of her duty. Nerv psychiatric team deemed her unfit to keep her role has the Head of R&D.
I think it's for the best, she needs to take care of herself for a while. She's staying at my house for the time being.
>>46036724
[Head, Science Division]
MAGI is still analyzing the data we got on it, but the Second Fleet recorded the angel firing something akin to a laser. A small, continuous high-intensity beam that fried 6 of our satellites.
>>46036817
The Second Fleet didn't want to risk losing ships testing the Angel capacities. They said that it's our job.
>>46036819
One week for full repairs, 5 days more for the upgrades.
It only takes two day to reach Greenland.
>>46036932
we may have to let it hit the base again because we need those repairs. And how many Eileens do we have? i thought only one popped up in the other kids plug?
>>46036932
All we're asking is that they launch a cruise missile. They could launch it from mexico for all they want, but we need to know how it reacts. We're not risking another Eva loss to a surprise
>>46036932
Shit. So our only options are taking another one on the chin or sending out a damaged unit. If we can find it soon enough we might be able to buy some time by damaging its AT field via N2 and conventional bombardment, but thats a big if.
>>46037032
dude it's the UN. they are the epitome of useless fuckers.
>>46037074
Tell the US its sitting on untapped oil reserves. That might get them to throw a few cruise missiles its direction.
>>46036587
>>46036618
>>46036627
Just got caught up.
>David
holy shit
>>46037068
>Using bombing runs to disrupt AT recobery, buying us more time
Sounds like a good plan. It's worked before.
>>46036932
Can't we redistribute VTOLs and tanks so that some squads are at full strength?
>>46037127
Issue is, if this fucker can snipe satellites, it can damn well shoot down bombers. We need a way to scramble its sensors, get a window of opportunity to get our assets in and out.
>>46037107
kek
>>46037107
Can we tell Russia the Angels been talking shit?
>>46037186
Which is why I suggest we fly a drone over Greenland. See if it reacts.
>>46036992
Two Eileens. One was recovered from Unit 03 along with the First Child, the other one was found in the entry plug where she dissolved.
I don't know much about this though, You should ask the Head of the special psychiatric team you wanted assembled.
>>46037032
[Head, Science Division]
I'll set up a video-conference if you want. You could make your point yourself.
But I'm warning you ; the Fleet Admiral is... a peculiar character. And not too fond of Nerv in general.
>>46037127
Of course. But the upgrades you installed will be less effective since less units are equipped with it.
[Head, Research & Development]
Man I'm hungry. We should take a pause, we've been at this for hours.
I guess you can give your Funding Allocation later today. I heard that Sophie roasted you for giving it late [He laughs]. You better give her soon if you don't want her to make another scene!
[The Head of Science looks absolutely furious.]
[Everyone the quits the briefing room.]
[The Head of the Finance Division is waiting for you outside the briefing room]
I swear I will beat the crap out of this asshole. Every time we met he passed some off-handed remarks about my ''toxic attitude''. Toxic Attitude! Can you believe it?
>>46037467
Let's go see the Eillens
>>46037467
This need HR's attention?
>>46037358
Speaking of the psych. We need to know how to proceed with the Eileen situation.
>>46037490
>two elieens
double daugterus?
seriously tho my money is that one is whoever or whatever powered the eva and the other IS elieen
>>46037467
"We all have to deal with people we dont like
Unless your like me and you like everyone"
>>46037467
We should at least try to set an example for, well, the kids...You know him from before or is he just being an asshole to be an asshole? He a transfer from Vancouver, too?
On a more serious note, how's your sister doing?
So what should we address them as? Eileen Prime and Eileen One?
>>46037544
>The spirit that powered the Eva in the first place returns to the land of the living
Now THAT would be an interesting plot twist!
>>46037577
I'm trying to think of a way to do it that won't fuck her up.
>>46037358
Can we get a full medical history of Eileen? Anything in her past like dissociative disorder or maybe a vanishing twin?
>>46037467
Don't let him bother you. The fate of the world depends on us keeping our books straight as much as it depends on our pilot's performance in the field. Nerv wouldn't have picked you for the job if they didn't think you were doing something right.
>>46037577
That's the issue. I think we need to sit each of them down for a full psych. evaluation with the doctors before breaking the news to them that they have a double. Also, referring to one as prime is a good way to mess with their heads. Until we figure out something, they're both Eileen.
>>46037577
how about elieen and ellie?
would you have any of the elieens going the same destrutive path that david did?
>>46037577
>Eileen Prime and Eileen One
What? Refer to them like they're some kind of science experiment? We're not gonna let that happen to our daughterfu. We'll have to figure out which one is the "real" Eileen first and figure out where to go from there.
>>46037674
this works. simple solution for complex situations
>>46037358
Have our scientists been able to determine which of the Eileens is the evil one yet? This is important.
>>46037747
Evil is no match for the power of headpats.
>new head of R&D
She never smiled after her husband died.
>we have actual psychologists on staff
Oh thank christ
>>46037674
Eileen and Ieleen?
>>46037793
we underestimate how important therapists are in war quests.
>>46037747
Whichever one grows a goatee first is.
>>46037793
Because it's an alt universe
>Gendo Ikari, PsyD
>>46037816
elieen and elenee?
it roll well, i think
>Two Eileen's
In all the mourning over David, I missed the significance of this.
>>46037862
This would be hilarious.
>>46037862
Oh god no.Some guy came up with a fan theory that the NERV Montreal commander is actually an adult Shinji
>You head to the Psychiatric Ward, down in the Geofront.
>>46037915
>implying we aren't adult Shinji
>>46037916
Oh boy!
>>46037935i'd see it
>>46037935
That would actually be a good idea. We've been through about as much trauma
>>46037968
>>46037961
Easily explains any meta knowledge as "half remembered from a previous timeline" or whatever you think is going on in Rebuild.
Hey Major! I didn't expect you'd come down here! No one ever does [She laughs].
You're here for the Fourth Children right? My full report isn't ready yet, but I can give you a quick rundown if you want.
>>46038043
please do
on both of them
>>46038043
Yeah, just cover the basics like... whether they're exact duplicates or just half of one person...
>>46038043
Yes please. This star trek shit is the last thing I thought would happen today.
Well ... that's not entirely true.David dying was.
>>46038043
Go on...
>>46038043
>I didn't expect you'd come down here! No one ever does
...maybe we should fix that. Anyways, what's going on with our Anastasia here?
>>46038043
No one?
Well, give us the the rundown.
>>46038043
Sure, and while I'm here I was wondering if you could help me with a problem I've been having: you see I've been hearing voices in my head ever since the 3rd angel attacked. Most of the time they just argue about my tactical decisions, but sometimes they tell me to do the dumbest shit... and the scary thing is I actually end up doing it.
>>46038232
You will never be free of us. You will be like Knife-ears and listen to our questionable advice!!
>>46038043
>>46038232
Haha, just kidding! Wouldn't that be funny though? If the Nerv Ops Director was some sort of lunatic with voices in his head? Whew!
So anyway, about that report...
>>46038043
Can you also give me some information about the last R&D head?
>>46038331
>>46038043
will we need to introduce a "Get Along" shirt?
>>46038331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSdfiVzmz50
>>46038428
>Not a "Get Along Eva" AKA Jaeger.
>>46038488
>Two-headed EVA unit where the Eileens controls their own half of it
>>46038488
Wait...
W-We can do that?
>>46038488
If this quest was a bit more Super Robot, I'd suggest developing combining Eva, but sadly this is original flavor Eva.
>>46038601
im 50% sure that in those rebuild movie things i did not see there was something on those lines
or atleast a twin-seater
>>46038601
>Combining
>not one riding the other
Real men ride one another into battle
>>46038580
kek, I remember this
>>46038649
3.0 was a mess.
>>46038649
comes to think of it it we improbe the plug/eva tech whe might pill a twin seater where one pliots ant the other rolls the AT field
or extra gunsFINK OF ZEE POSIBILITEEZ
>>46038580
Top kek. Go team Eva!
>>46038649
There's both.
Also is mix tape anon around? I have a suggestion possibly related to Twoleens but definitely related to the rest of the quest:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jCHE0Tjw6MA
>>46038665
Those were gentler times anon. We stood posied on the horizon with the future as ours to command.
Then we took a step, realizing it wasn't so much the first step into a brave new world, but a last step into a yawning black precipice.
>>46038677
>that feel when a fanfic quest based on random dice results and anonymous arguments is more interesting than the official movie
>>46038690
On one hand we might be better off just getting another Eva on the field. On the other, having two (presumably) identical bodies, minds and souls able to use a single Eva could open up a lot of possibilities. I guess it depends on what the nature of the Eileens winds up being revealed as.
>>46038677
I will never understand what possessed them to go the route they did with rebuild. I was hype after 2.0. Then 3.0 happened and I had no idea what the fuck was going on or why. And to think we could have at least gotten a bangin' 28 y/o Asuka out of it without the curse of the eva bullshit.
>>46038803
i heard that Anno sunk DEEP on depresion wile rolling the last movie
so theres that
>>46038830
28 year old Asuka. Shit i want this now.
>>46038830
Anno and whoever is on his writing staff have literally no idea where to take the series.
Rebuild 2.0 was amazing. Probably the best qualities of the original series put into a slowly unfolding new story.
Unfortunately they painted themselves into a corner when Shinji went godmode and decided to just remake episode 24 in a stupid post-apocalyptic setting that makes no sense.
>>46038852
Bullshit. More like he was sick of Evangelion and didn't care. He's gone George Lucas.
>>46038852
How much creative control does Anno even have over Eva now? 3.0 feels really far removed from the original series and EoE; not just in setting but in a lot of the underlying themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5wm6VcPk-8
Long story short : they're both Eileen. The psych evaluations match and the DNA tests all came back positive. And trust me, we made a lot of those. They are not aware yet of their double. Major, do NOT talk to them about this. Our team is working on the best way to approach this situation.
They both remember the same thing, up until the ''berserk'' moment. The differences begins there. The one who was in the plug where she dissolved doesn't remember anything about it, but the other one does, up until the head shot that is. And boy is she mad about the Second Child. Actually, I'd refrain from touching the subject of Anna if I were you, she usually suffer panic attacks when she speaks of her.
Speaking of Anna...
[She gets closer]
There's something you need to know as her caretaker. Some hospital staff caught Anna in her previous caretaker room. Masturbating. I know this raise several questions, but let me work with her on this. I'll tell you when she will be ready to talk about this with you.
>>46038232
>>46038331
I heard that joke a thousand times, Major. Nice try.
>>46038332
There's not much to say. Elisabeth lost both her husband and David. I'm the one who recommended her to live with her sister for a while. She's not having suicidal, but she have a difficult path to walk.
Are you ready to talk to her now? The one from the Entry Plug is talking to Florence in the next room. The other one is currently undergoing a psychiatric evaluation, so you won't be able to talk to her for a while.
>>46039013
>Are you ready to talk to Eileen* now?
>>46039013
I'm ready to talk to her. I should probably avoid talking about David too?
>>46039013
masturbating in CAG's room? little weird but okay lets go see Eileen.
>>46038868
Not gonna happen anytime soon, sadly. Gainax couldn't risk legions of otakus losing their fucking minds over an established character actually changing anything other than clothing. I guess they felt they played out their goodwill by adding Mari into the mix.
Repairing Unit +3
Ace, King, Queen +3
Sword Cup Coin +3
Hermit +2
Rural 06 +3
+1 on each damaged district (RES02, IND03, RUR07) +3
2 armored plating I
TOT : 21
So this is the base I'm working with. Anything shocking?
For the rest, I'm working on two options (See PDF - If BattlegroupFag is here btw. I would like to know what exactly you had in head so I don't overinterpret what you were saying (Elite Army Principle)).
>>46039055
Yes.
>>46039013
Yes, I would. But...which one would I speaking to?
>>46039075
I'm getting some real jamais vu from that.
>>46039013
Um yes... we'll talk to eileen... Hopefully both of them eventually. I wonder if she's getting along with the new girl.
God what will the extra's living situation be?
How do you think they'll react if they see eachother?
>>46039013
>anna
this... is gonna be a tough one
she probably feels responsible of losing david?
>>46039013
[sigh]"I swear kids these days would go as far as try to hump a plastic bottle. I'll confront her about this later."
"And yeah, maybe I should go see Liz."
>>46039013
Any idea what that means for Anna?
And let's talk to Eileen. Any othe forbidden topics? Should we mention David?
>>46039167
the blame falls partly on us and partly on Davids martyr complex. Main blame is the fact that our comms keep getting knocked the fuck out. We need a solution to that and fast.
yolo roller ready and waiting. I'll be waiting for you Eileens!
>>46039013
Shit man, on top of everything else we gotta tell her about David too, if Florence didn't already break it to her. At least this one should be fine around Anna. Lotta pressure for a young girl.
>>46039242
>I'll confront her about this later.
We were specifically asked not to do that by the professional psychologist. Try to to fuck our pilots up any more, okay Shinji-kun?
>>46039143
BGfag here. At work and posting from phone. Give me about 3 hrs.
[First Child]
Hello Major.
[Fourth Child]
Major! Hi! [She looks really happy to see you]
>>46039283
Die in a fire.
>>46039285
we're probably gonna walk in on her doing it anyway later on.
>>46039300
Hello, I trust you two are feeling better since the last deployment?
>>46039285
Of course, I wouldn't be going in fully abrasive. Maybe "confront" wasn't the best word to use.
>>46039303
I felt the same way about David
>>46039300
elieen! (hug)
dont do that again by the love of god
>>46039300
Eileen..how are you feeling? Its been a little while, hasn't it?
>headpat
>>46039300
Hello ladies
Its always good to see two beautiful young girls, having a nice time together. Such friendship warms my heart.
>>46039343
>no
>>46039300
Hey kids. How's it going Eileen?
There are two Eileens, David died being a crispy dork and all y'all need to stop mastrubating on dead people's sheets. My god it's like people are forgetting there's a war on. You can be shell shocked fuck ups when aliens are t trying to melt us into hugbox goo. By god suit up and get ready to kill for your country.
>>46039300
"I assume you two are doing good so far? I just got back from a meeting concerning the upcoming expedition. We're still trying to decide on our next course of action. "
"Oh, and Eileen... It's good to have you back."
>>46039328
Too Soon
>>46039338
Too Extreme
>>46039343
Better but there are two girls in front of us, we should acknowledge both of them.
>>46039349
Too...creepy
>>46039403
CAG's a vegetable right now anon
>>46039403
Anna's not in the room, moron
>>46039143
Toss in a positron rifle. And I am kinda leaning towards vibro-glaives since they are so cheap.
>>46039416
>Better but there are two girls in front of us, we should acknowledge both of them.
>implying Florence isn't used to not being acknowledged as a person
>>46039338
>>46039343
Don't you remember what happened last time when we tried to headpat her?
I see you've meet with Florence. You both seem to get along pretty well.
How are you? How does it feel to have a a twin sister?
>>46039450
We already bought a Positron rifle.
>>46039450
yeah the basic blades are not doing shit anymore
>>46039442
>>46039430
What's this pansy bullshit. We're loud enough for all to hear. No secrets or hero bullshit in this HQ. And a vegetable is only good for salad. Box em up and load up your guns privates!
>>46039430
>anna gone shinji
Fuck
and wear at what, 6th angel?
>>46039477
>How are you? How does it feel to have a a twin sister?
NO
>>46039477
Ah my bad, though it would have said so on the sheet if we did.
>>46039485
Very fricking useless and we tend to end up in melee a lot. Not necessarily a good thing but it is what it is.
>>46039430
And Anna is really into katawa shoujo i guess.
>>46039477
>How are you? How does it feel to have a a twin sister?
Voting against
>>46039485
By God maybe if we gave the women around here a real vibrating weapon, creeps won't be spending all their time jilling off to their dead girlfriend. Imagine chopping down those alien gooks with a real plasma sword. The thought of it gets my thick American dick rock hard.
>>46039143
Basically, we should operate under one key assumption - that we will not get reinforced with more units. Thus, we should make the most out of the units we already have. Focus FUs on combat repairs first, upgrades second, district repsirs third. Avoid commiting units alone if reasonably possible. Use utility abilities as a habit. Last threada bakelite -> killzone was wonderful and we should do things like that more often.
>>46039508
>I thought it would lighten up the mood
>>46039300
You're looking good.... I uh... Im not sure if i should ask how you feel about having ... finally coming out of the plug but uh... yeah.
>>46039523
Better to tell the kids straight out than hide it from them. Always be truthful to your troops and they will pull through for you when you need it.
"It's good to see you two again."
There, simple and to the point.
>>46039577
You know how people always say that a psychiatrist would make Eva so much easier, we have one, and she said not to do that yet.
>>46039577
Take it slow. Let's start with things like "David's dead" and then move on to weird shit when we know what's going on.
"AND WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO LITTLE MISSY!?DERELICTION OF DUTY? ABADONING YOUR POST? FAILING TO FOLLOW STANDARD EVA OPERATING PROCEDURE? INSTIGATING A CLASS 4 EXTINCTION EVENT? INDONT KNOWNHOW YOU WERE RAISED BUT AROUND HERE WE ASK PERMISSION BEFORE ACHEIVING APOTHEOSIS?! EXPLAIN BOTH OF YOURSLEVES!"
>>46039622
we've got to seen as a loony by everyone on base by now right.
>>46039622
no
>>46039577
no
>>46039537
no
>>46039477
no
How about just showing her a genuine smile and tell her we're glad she's back, possibly also that we've missed her. Let her initiate physical contact if she wants it.
>>46039664
*be seen
swear to god i need to read my posts before posting.
>>46039673
As the guy who suggested us hugging Anna during that last intermission, I am actually going to side with this guy.
>Smile and save the hugs and crying for when she's back in our apartment.
[Eileen I] M-major? Are you alright? I've never seen you so... agitated.
And what are you talking about with the twin stuff?
[First Child]
She is not aware yet, Major. We've been asked to to talk about this.
[Eileen I]
W-what?
>>46039673
Shit, I didn't saw they weren't aware of each other.
Just forget about the twins joke. Replace it by something like "I'm really glad you came back, I've never lost hope and it was irritating for more than one person."
>>46039718
>M-major? Are you alright? I've never seen you so... agitated.
kek. Clearly our joy at seeing Eileen again is making out schizophrenia act up
>And what are you talking about with the twin stuff?
FUCK
>>46039718
OOC: OP, please do not just accept whatever suggestions are given if there is disagreement.
One idiot should not ruin everything.
>>46039718
We'll talk about it later Eileen.
Right now though, I am so glad you're ok.
I thought you were dead after that angel's attack, but I am just so glad you're back!
>>46039718
Phew. Forget my lame faux pas. I... its actually really good to see you're back. and healthy.
Its been a rough couple weeks. This is the first time in a while things have been on a bit of an upswing.
>>46039718
ooc:What happens when the uninformed and shitposters come together to make a choice: the post
>>46039718
ignore the twin thing for now Eileen we've just been under a lot of stress lately and from nearly getting blown the hell up.
>>46039752
OOC: Or at least overwhelmingly logical disagreement.
We already had an issue with this happenning during David's jumping the gun 4 sessions ago.
>>46039718
S-sorry. I guess I'm just a little bit shocked to see you in the flesh again. Shocked and relieved. Forget about that gibberish earlier. Its good to have you back, Eileen. How are you feeling?
>>46039789
Right. If one character says "don't push that button" and one idiot says "let's push that button" with everyone else saying "no" or "voting against", that veto should matter.
>>46039718
Ah, sorry. Let's just say something happened with my sight. And... I just didn't know how to react, I'm just happy to see you alive and well.
>>46039805
well it is a weird ass situation we've got.
>>46039805
We should count ourselves lucky that it just came across as just a bad joke... or an easilly ignored verbal slip up than anything... substantial.
>>46039768
I agree with this guy
>>46039805
True. This tends to be why most quests use a voting system. Shit like this is getting annoying since this quest is popular.
OOC:I want to fuck the 1st child. Albinos are great when they aren't screwy looking.
>Eh, I really messed up, I had the nose in my in my draft. Didn't pay attention enough.
Eheh, it was a pun, at least Florence get it. I'm really glad you came back, I've never lost hope and it was irritating for more than one person.
>>46039718
The Twin thing was a joke.
You two seem really friendly now that's all.
>>46039762
>>46039768
>>46039776
>>46039801
>>46039812
I just don't understand why I'm not allowed to leave the psychiatric ward. Why can't I come back to your apartment? I know it's a weird thing to pass out in the middle of a fight but I'm okay! Everyone says so.
I... I've been briefed about David. I'll never forget him, even we only knew each other for a short while. Still... It will be hard for everyone.
>>46039970
its mostly beacuse passing in a eva is strange, well evas ARE strange, its mostly to see that you didnt get a eva related strain
>>46039970
like I said the situation is a little weird and the Psych group is trying to find the best way to approach it. You'll be outta of here in a bit, you've just gotta be patient and trust me.
Talk to First Child Alone.
"Why are you such a well informed creepy shit? Who do you work for? How long have you been an angel? What's with all the eyes and lasers, use your words."
>>46039970
"He died a hero. I wish it hadn't come to it but he saved a lot of people and he isn't in pain anymore."
>>46039970
"They're probably just trying to find out just what the hell happened when you blacked out. I wouldn't worry about it too much. But the bigger concern right now is whether or not you'll be let out in time for the next fight"
>>46039970
It's mostly routine, Eva research is highly important, and passing out like that is a special case that the higher ups want us to look into.
Don't worry you'll be out of here soon enough.
As for David... He was a very brave young man, everyone will miss him dearly.
>>46039970
He died a Hero, you all are.
I just hope you girls live to enjoy that.
[headpat]
>>46040057
NO STOP
>>46040057
>The albino is the an Angel
of course
>>46039970
We're under a situation at the moment.
After the 5th Angel's attack, HQ was hit by a massive artillery strike from a new angel.
We are trying to keep everyone important underground until the situation blows over,.
After the 5th angel...we also have a lack of EVAs, which is why Anna and Florence will be the ones sent to deal with the newest threat in Greenland. To make a long story short Eileen, it's for your own safety I am afraid.
>Please buy this excuse!!! T_T
>>46039970
You pilots are a vital asset to Nerv; a vital asset to all of humanity. We just want to make sure you;re really okay. Trust me, you'll be out of here soon enough.
As for David...he was a real hero. He slew the Angel and bought the world a little more time. You won't be the only one to not forget him. I'll make sure of that.
>>46040057
See this?
This is the kind of response a good QM ignores. Out of character, meta as fuck, unlikely to go anywhere positive, and in all likelihood completely wrong.
>>46040057
What is wrong with dude? Have you no sense of tact here? Literally, no reason to ask her this unless you want to spark more bullshit drama!
>>46040083
The perfect disguise.No Major you are the Angels. And then Major was the Angels.
>>46039970
We still have an emergency on our hands.
a 6th angel is hanging out in greenland and we're trying sort out the best strategy to confront it.
And we just pulled you out of the ego barrier dissolution in the Eva. we want to make sure you're alright... and what was going on with... well the aforementioned dissolution.
>>46039884I sure as hell don't. Fuck Canadien fans. At least she's not an Oolers fan. Fuck them too. Basically fuck all the Canadian hockey teams. How do you fucks produce so much talent but have the least and shittiest NHL teams?
>>46040119
Oh boo hoo.
>>46040125
Little fucker is creepy and telling us what to do. No. Full stop. You horrible little fake kid what's your angle,angle
>>46039970
Listen, it was a bit more than just passing out. And some people haven't taken it as well. We're trying to make sure everyone's okay.
>>46040057
FUCKING HELL NO
Jesus Christ, do you do this shit intentionally to screw us over you fucktard?
>>46039970
I'm sure you're fine, the doctors just want to be doubly sure.
>>46040162
wew lad
>>46040141
>not ignoring her shit tastes for that sweet LCL smell
>>46039970
OOC: please ignore these suggestions
>>46040162
>>46040057
>>46040171
What's the little kid gonna do, shoot eye lasers at us. We're in charge and we got aliens to kil.
>>46040126
>The PC was the main villain the whole time
What is this,Neo World Avatar Simulator?
>>46040193
we need more info to go on than that vague shit nigger
How do we even know Tabris is even a thing? For all we know OP is taking the series in a completely different direction. We're already seeing a reinterpretation of the whole "Rei clone" concept with the twins.
>>46040209
That's what I'm calling it's little pasty space chump ass out.
>>46040193
Do everyone a favor and get a name so we can shield ourselves from the shit that you're spewing.
>>46040201
Speaking of PCs Ophelia is a qt3.14
>>46040217
well we know that they aren't made from Angel bits at least.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>46040224
rolling for calling out the obvious problem mutant
>>46040183but what will happen when we impregnate her and we find out that shit taste is genetic?
>>46039970
Florence- thanks for stopping by to check on Eileen too. It looks like you two've hit it off. How much have you filled her in on while she was out?
>>46040251
Go back to /x/ with your tinfoil shit, would you?
>>46040201atleast commander could live his childhood dream to be a DBZ protagonist
>>46040276
ooc: are we just standing there in front of them talking to ourselves?
>>46040256
Shes probably sterile. Genefreak child soldier for a shady organization with long term exposure to magic goo and all.
>>46040281
Give /x/ some credit. This guy is /b/-grade material.
>>46040281
There are Aliems shooting at us. I wanna ayy lmao at the obvious problem in the room. I bet that little alien baby bites us the horrible little shit. I know you can read our mind numero uno.
>>46040297
Of course not. This is all just internal discourse while we come to a consensus on what to say. The PC is a schizo.
>>46040297
I like to think that as more angels come, it will become obvious that the mayor has some kind of schizophrenia
>>46040386
>>46040346
well obviously nobody sane could handle this job
>late for the thread
It pains me to realize but obviously out greatest weakness are not dice rolls, it's talking to people.
>>46040408
nah dice rolls fuck us on a daily basis
>>46040408
It's just that one faggot though...it's not our fault...
>>46040408
I'd agree with thatespecially now that David is gone ;_;
>>46040021
Yeah I'm glad I'm okay. They sure love those blood test though. I can't remember how many they took.
>>46040039
>>46040131
I know Major, I just want to come back home, it's all.
>>46040058
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>>46040075
I wish I was there when he got burnt. I could've helped.
[She looks uncomfortable while you headpat her, but she doesn't say anything.]
>>46040061
>>46040094
>>46040100
I am ready to resume my pilot duties Major. The sooner I'm out of here, the better. To be honest, the Geofront creeps me out.
>>46040405
I'm just surprised our bosses think we're doing well.
We've lost a third of HQ, 2 EVA's, and i don't even remember how many conventional forces in the span of months.
>>46040453
oh, and we're apparently giving off pedo vibes. Yeah.
>>46040444
you and me both, i'll se what i can do
>>46040444
well we've only got 2 operational EVA's right now so you're going to be on standby until figure something out with Unit 01.
>>46040444
>[She looks uncomfortable while you headpat her, but she doesn't say anything.]
I'm not sure if this is intentional or not, but just in the case it is - damn you, you glorious bastard.
>>46040444
Don't worry, it'll only be for a bit longer.
As soon as this angel is out of the picture, I assure you we'll move back.
In the meantime though, anything from outside you want me to get you? I know the Geofront ins't the most welcoming of places, but it doesn't mean you need to suffer in without some amenities.
>>46040453
Considering the pure bullshit of what we are up against, we are doing well in context. Hell the weakest of the Angels we have fought can still take the equivalent of a small nuke to the face and keep on trucking.
>>46040490
headpats always win in the end.
Now if i could remember where i put that reaction image.
>Giving headpats to good little girls
>Meanwhile in the Major's head
>>46040474
What?
can we go see Elizabeth?
Major. You've been looking at my shirt nervously. I'm guessing you have some kind of sentiment towards the displayed hockey team. For the sake of cohesion, I'd like to dispel this conflict right now and say that this belonged to the old Captain of the Air Group. The Second Child and I exchanged some clothing apparels as a gesture of friendship and she gave me this sweater.
>>46040525
this one?
>>46040607
[She looks uncomfortable while you headpat her, but she doesn't say anything.]
>The sooner I'm out of here, the better. To be honest, the Geofront creeps me out.
We're pretty affectionate every time when we get to the kids. Who else have we hugged, besides R&D?
>>46040453
How hard do you think it is to request some more backup? Surely somebody has a spare EVA somewhere, hell I'll take an old prototype model.
>>46040559
Nonono. We are going to violate Florence, not Eileen.
Also 2 Eileens
Code names:
Liquid and Solid. Boom naming issue solved.
>>46040634
nah not that one.
Gotta sort my shit better.
>>46040630
Oh dont worry about it. I think it looks nice on you thats all.
>>46040675
Solidus when?David Cyborg when
>>46040630
I don't know if Cag will like to find that some of her clothes are missing when she come back, but it's good that you and the second child are building a friendship.
>>46040630
>CAG was a Canadiens fan
Shit. Well, this just got awkward...
>>46040630
[ANGRY TORONTO NOISES]
>>46040630
Oh, ah..forget about that. I was just thinking of something else unrelated. I'm glad you two have made friends with each other though.Its adorable.I'll find out about how long the science team wants you held up in here and take you both and Anna out for some fresh air as soon as I get the okay. Sound good?
