How would you describe the average Liliana Vess fangirl?
>female
>plays Magic
>>45203695
slutty with repression guilt gnawing away at her
Either a fat feminist or a freaky goth sloot
>>45204417
Nah bro, the fat feminists are all about Narset.
>>45203695
damaged.
>>45204417
This is so fucking accurate
>kinda hot chick at FNM
>wtf????
>chatting a little, she's kinda goth appearance wise
>acts like a weeaboo and just talks about hasbeen anime like Death Note
>lets everyone know shes vegan (drinking an iced coffee, mind you)
>goes on about how females are the underdog in magic tourneys and that they're oppressed
My girlfriend destroys me at Magic errytime
>>45206360
Death note was retarded nothing could have saved it with that stupid premise
>>45203695
Idk. I'm more of a Teysa fangirl.
>>45206905
Especially since if light REALLY wanted people to get off his back he'd have just gone through a phone book until the fuckers chasing him gave up
>>45203695
Brooding and unwashed.
Friendly, well-adjusted, skinny and optimistic.
Chaandra gets all the shit-fans.
>>45208434
triumph of ferocity disproves that
>>45208459
explain further
>>45203695
I've met three kinds of Vess cosplayers at GPs.
>The /cgl/ edgy landwhale who doesn't care about the character but about the "hottest MtG female" status.
>The slut choosing the attire that will get her the most attention, wether she's pretty or not.
>A skinny girl who liked Liliana in the webcomic and played mono-black. her photos show up from time to time.
>>45209689
>>A skinny girl who liked Liliana in the webcomic and played mono-black. her photos show up from time to time.
Please tell me you got her number, bro
>>45206941
Killing thousands of innocents is just going to make the police want to catch him even more, especially if he did it the way you described and started killing in alphabetical order.
What he should have done was just not get so cocky and ignore any and all attempts the world made to communicate with him, other than from the faithful Kira worshipers of course. Gotta have that Church of Light once his mission is accomplished. Just kill every criminal, never ever completely explain how you did it, become god and fuck bitches who literally worship your cock.
>>45206923
doublesleeve your foils nigga, that Teysa is already starting to bend
Also posting two Envoy of Ghost cards and no Orzhov Scion means you probably only like two things about her
>>45206941
You needed to know both the face and the name of a person to be able to kill them so th ephone book wouldn't work
>>45211695
Well she is literally on his bed and named wife.jpeg.
>>45209689
Only one I've ever seen was a paid model.
She looked pretty disappointed with the lack of attention she was getting
>>45206923
A true fangirl would have cripplefu under the covers, not over them
>>45206360
Iced coffee isn't vegan? Isn't that just coffee and water?
>>45203695
I'd rather pretend such a thing did not exist.
>>45204818
Thread should have ended here.
>>45206941
First of all, phone book wouldn't work. Need the face too.
Secondly, Light didn't make a habit of killing unrelated civilians.
>>45211971
>Having Coffee with no milk
'cause y'know, Milk is the default when ordering.
Liliana has fangirls? I'm gone for a month and this happens. How? When? Why?
>>45206360
>My girlfriend destroys me at Magic errytime
We have one chick at our local mtg club. She's a goddamn monster with her deck. I don't know any woman who plays magic and is not good at it.
>>45203695
Not ever hot enough to deliver an even mildly satisfying cosplay of her.
>>45213666
She is evil and kind of crazy. Of course she has fangirls. Joker and Vaas have fangirls. Harley Quinn has fangirls. Jack from Mass Effect has fangirls. Joseph motherfucking Mengele has fangirls. It makes perfect sense.
>>45203695
>average
you said it.
>>45213799
>Garruk
I'm getting triggered!
>>45213799
rapist pls go
>>45203695
Same as Druuna fangirl. A dyke.
>>45214152
>A dyke.
Looking at a google image search results i say it's unlikely.
>>45203695
Based on that picture, lacking a pulse.
>>45214152
Never heard of Druuna before, thanks Anon.
>>45208434
I met a legit blonde highschool cheerleader that loved Liliana.
I wonder what she's up to these days.
>>45214679
To be fair Liliana is kind of female power fantasy. She's powerful, sexy, she does what she wants and she gets away with being a total bitch.
>>45213799
I like Garruk. The fact he's one huge chunk of generally shirtless man-meat has nothing to do with that at all, I swear.
>>45215000
I prefer him with a shorter beard. He looks way more snuggly that way.
>>45214870
Female my ass, I wish I had that sort deal going on too
>>45215870
She is female. Male power fantasy would be the same just as a dude.
>>45203695
I didn't know they existed.
A girl in magic is rare enough. Let alone one who cares. Then one that knows any characters. Then one that likes Lilliana for some reason. And then one tumblr enough to fangirl over her.
So I guess the typical Lilly fangirl is the one Lilly fangirl that actually exists.
>>45213478
>>45211706if not then weeaboo social security office
>>45204439
Please stop
>>45216365
Carthago delenda est, m80.
>>45214152
But Druuna is a hot cartoon.
>>45213799
does anyone have the shop of that triggering card showing Garruk inviting Liliana to prom?
>>45217558
>>45216935
I'm kind of surprised that no one yet photoshopped her on a pinball machine.
>>45203695
How many times are you going to make this thread, anyway?
>>45217558
Thank you, that's it.
>>45213504
>not having your coffee black
What, are you scared you'll get addicted to the big black coffee like your wife?
>>45215922
So Ob Nixilis?That's pretty accurate
>>45217966
Not sure how many chicks would want to fuck him. The thing is that one gender's power fantasy is the other's sexual one.
>>45218035
Who would want to fuck Liliana?
...I mean as opposed to multitude of many other, prettier, hotter, less bitchy and all across more fuckable female characters
>>45218172
Yes? Think for a moment about it. Would you not want to fuck an evil sorceress?
>>45218217
Not if I got option to fuck a good sorceress, an elf huntress, a lady knight etc. as well. I mean it's fantasy.
I'm not saying it's without appeal, but it wouldn't be my first choice.
>>45218172
I would. She's not the best, but she's still fuckable, m8.
>>45218276
Whatever floats your boat. There are a lot of people who find Maleficent hot as fuck, not as much for princess Aurora, just saying.
>>45218363
I suppose. It's as you say, whatever floats your boat.
>>45213704
Women don't keep doing shit they're not good at. So it's understandable.
>>45203695
"Niche."
>>45213799
so why did he rape her?
>>45215028
I prefer the long beard, more fitting with the "wildman" mystique.
>>45204439
underrated post
10/10
>>45208434
Only Chandra fangirl I knew was a read head GURL GAMER. Also a heroin addict. Not sure which of the three is most relevant to her taste
>>45224598
Don't encourage her
>>45203695
mostly fat since liliana epitomizes confidence and sexuality. here's a story.
>be at FNM
>Hamplanet who thinks she was the best magic player in the tri-state area used to comes in regularly.
>she was, in fact, garbage and her boyfriend was actually really good.
>see her one day with a professionally done hand drawn playmatt of liliana vess and a puma.
>like literally lorwyn liliana card art with a puma.
>"hey planet, nice liliana matt.
>"acutally anon, it's not liliana, it's my DnD character and her familiar."
>"really cause that looks an awful lot like liliana vass and a puma"
>"no it's not, it was done by the same artists though cause he was at the last major tournament I placed in."
>Her boyfriend was the one that actually placed.
>I pull up the artwork to compare
>"That is fucking Liliana vess and a puma"
>"Well he might have drawn her too similarly then! and it's not a puma!"
>mfw it was lili and a puma.
this fat bitch lived a weekly fanast about being liliana vess with a puma. hamplanets love lili.
>>45218276
Yup. I'd do things to Nissa's booty that are illegal in most civilized countries.
>>45218732
What's that coming out of her butt?
>>45226277
should be kek
They're actually crossdressing goth boys just like Liliana is.
>>45214247
Just look up all of Serpieri's work. If one day I could emulate his skills with a color pencil I could die happy, also there is a druuna video game.
>>45227552
Her weapon
>>45217642
>>45226277
Anon always delivers.
>>45230556
Poor girl
>>45223204
He dident auctualy some social justice warriors saw some art of him about to kill her and screamed rape.
>>45223390
Garruk really needs to calm down.
>How would you describe the average Liliana Vess fangirl?
Undead
>>45225438
How on earth would the hamplanet think that shes the best in the area? Has she actually played against someone?
>>45230942
>Math
No wonder that guy is so pissed. He must been bullied in school like a motherfucker.
>>45213666
Maro has been running a popularity poll on his twitter for the last week or two
Final is Lili vs Bolas.
>>45218172
I'm not sure I would, but her LotV outfit ticks a lot of my boxes at least
>>45213504
If you drink shit coffee
>>45227835
>never find Liliana sexy
>the whole "big boobs & skimpy clothing" thing just seemed to be too played out to be interesting
>never really see what other guys apparently found compelling about her
>'She's actually a crossdressing goth boy'
>imagine flat trap Liliana
>dick twitches
>tfw
>>45208434
>Chandere started a Chandra fangirl
>It's even in the fucking name
Checks out.
>>45218172
>Who would want to fuck Liliana?
By definition she's that hot vain temptress girl that steals you from the cute girl next door type.
If women drew hentai Liliana would be the alpha girl that NTRs the boy away from the shy but sweet female protagonist with her superior sexual prowess and her powerfully slutty attractiveness.
Save you magically knowing about how Liliana treated Jace, why wouldn't you fuck her?
>>45232134
>If women drew hentai Liliana would be the alpha girl that NTRs the boy away from the shy but sweet female protagonist with her superior sexual prowess and her powerfully slutty attractiveness.
I am both highly angered and aroused by this fictional character's fictional behavior.
>>45208434
>Friendly, well-adjusted, skinny and optimistic.
You seem to be mistaking Elspeth fangirls for Liliana fangirls.
>>45203695
Average
>>45217966
Nah, Ob Nixilis openly admits that he's evil, and loves the hell out of it.
Liliana constantly tries to play the victim.
>>45232134
>giving up shy sweet female protagonist for an evil witch
girls have weirdest fetishes.
>>45232598
There are Elspeth fangirls?
Where can I meet and/or wife them?
>>45213704
last time i was at a fnm i played a chick who went over the time limit every round, only won using her bfs cards, and beat me 2-1 in three close games
and i am awful and played temur midrange
>>45232948
The same fictional place as all the other MTG fangirls.
>>45232598
Elspeth doesn't have fangirls, legions of fanboys, but not a single fangirl.
They think she's boring.
>>45233028
There are a handful of MtG fangirls at my FLGS though
I don't know if any of them are particular fans of any of the planeswalkers, though
>>45231958
You are just gay. There is nothing wrong with it, just stop lying to yourself.
>>45223390
>>45230942
Will wizards ever let Garruk return to his monogreen roots?
I liked him so much better then.
>>45233173
No. Enjoy your BBC.
>>45233257
So be it.
But if fucking shit up be what he does now.
Please let him do it properly.
We have Temur Sarkhan now.
I call for Jund Garruk.
>>45233442
that would actually be pretty baller
>>45203843
>le girls don't play MtG meme
>>45235059
That deck looks terrible.
...is it good?
>>45235059
I'm at a loss
>>45235456
nope, not seeing the pattern
>>4523548>>45235484
Nor do I, hence the loss I am at
>>45235187
It'sfunforcasualgames, but it's not super competitive.
>>45235187
>>45235456
The point was that the poster was a girl who plays magic and posted her deck.
>>45235059do you unironically like liliana, or do you prefer another 'walker?
>>45203695
She has shit taste in games.
>>45206905
Death Note was pretty good, actually. I don't like the way it went, but for quite some time it was a very interesting and entertaining manga.
>>45235059
looksfun
>>45235840
I wouldn't call myself a "fangirl", but I do like her. Like some anons already said, she's a good female power fantasy character. She's powerful, sexy, and is kind of a bitch but can usually get away with it.
>>45235895
It is. I don't play real often and I'm not the tournament type. But it's good for the occasional game.
>>45235059
This is the fourth time this week I've seen those bed-covers.
What's up with that?
>>45238458
It's an older picture I took for another MtG thread awhile ago. It's not the first time I've posted it. But if you've seen it that much, then other people must have it saved and post it sometimes. Not sure what the point would be though.
