How much of a charisma modifier should ones hair give?
are we talking charm or intimidation here!?
>>45051391
intimidation
>>45051499
Calm down lol desu
>>45051499
>Using phones at the table
Okay that shit needs to stop. I find that people who put their phones down have more fun than they would otherwise.
>>45051499
He mad lol.
>>45051499
Of all the things that never happened, this happened least
I would reply to
>>45051499
But
>>45052851
beat me to it.
Just give Haircuts their own stat. Worked with this.
>>45053259
>this mad about haircuts
>>45051499
>that one anon who goes into clearly lighthearted threads and spergs all over the place
What did the roll a race and nice hair threads do to you, anon?
>>45051499
>No, your fucking hair does not give you any bonus on Charisma, or anything.
Then you've clearly never played CP2020.
>>45053259
just because you can't grow any doesn't mean you should hate it.
>>45054162
The fuck am I reading
The fuck is sad lesbian music
>>45051499
>>45054325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu3EcAHdHlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky9Ro9pP2gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLZO02OyVxo
stuff like this, or The Knife and stuff like that if its 2007 again.
>>45051499
Hair gives bonuses in my games.
As does things like makeup and perfumes.
Half-Orc Geisha wrekt shit in social combat.
Deal with it nerd.animu a best
>>45054564
this too, forgot this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnxpHIl5Ynw
>>45051499
>Tried to call the cops
His phone was thrown at a wall and broken. He wasn't calling shit. Kek. Nice B8 M8.
>>45051499
I am going to ask my players about their hairstyles now and give them appropriate modifiers.
>>45051499
ATTENTION DUELISTS!
My hair is detecting a balding loser in this thread
>>45054992
>your hair can't detect your pompadour with both hands
>>45051391
35%
>>45051391
Pretty sure Fantasy Craft has rules for it.
But then again that game has rules for everything
>>45054992
My hair gives me the power to disarm you
>>45051499
>No bonuses from hair
>Anime-like
What is Samson?
>the monk has shaved off all his hair and claims that he's done so to help reach enlightenment
I dunno, /tg/. Without hair, what sort of enlightenment could he possibly get?
>>45051499
Lazy b8. The amount of earnest replies you got doesn't change how bad it is, it just shows how gullible 2016 /tg/ is.
>>45051391
1 or maybe 2 one way or the other, in social situations where fitting in with the prevailing fashions is vital and hairstyle is an important facet of that.
>>45055743
>>45055743
Reflections off his shiny bald head
>>45055743
everyone makes light of how bald he is
>>45051499
>>45055743
>>45056162
>>45054992
>>45055117
>>45055208
My voice gives me super strength!
>>45057285
>>45054162
This is fucking awesome. Best diceless RPG ever.
>>45053259
Get over what?
Enjoying your autistic rage? Idk if I can, it makes my day a little better to come on here and see people get absolutely furious over the stupidest things.
>>45051499
Virt could you put this one on your tumblr please I need it for future references
>>45061516
haha, how can autism be used as an insult?
Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every year I scored the best of my grade on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the principal came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my ap courses done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of ap courses that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $50 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them
So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.
haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
>>45061741
>I used to get paid $50 an hour working online
Can he get flagged for spam solely for this?
>>45051499
>I threw a guys phone across a room cause i didn't like how he was playing a tabletop game
WOW you're a cunt.
>>45062524
>>45061741
>>45051499
you'd get more responses if you made it the bait more subtle imo
>>45062524
>Get mad at someone so you destroy their property
>Think you are somehow in the right
I'm sorry but you genuinely have autism.
>>45062524
>needed to grow the fuck up
>"I don't like what you're doing, so I'm going to take it from you and throw it like a 5-year-old instead of just kicking you out or telling you to stop!"
Nice bait, by the way
I thought virt got banned?
>>45062624
oh no i'm not following Official Wizards of The Coast Sanctioned Dungeons and Dragons™ how will I have fun in a social environment
oh wait i'm not autistic
>>45062653
He keeps coming back.
Then he posts his bans on his tumblr page and acts like he was the victim the whole time once he gets banned again.
>>45062681
He's like the DSP of /tg/
"WOW, how did I get banned?! I didn't post anything off-topic or anything!"
>>45062700
>Stop making autistic non-arguments
>>45061741
haha, how can autism be used as an insult?
>>45062700
Aw shit, did Mrs. Stevenson give another 10-page essay? This is the third one this month. Wish you lots of luck, dude.
>>45062624
>>45062665
>He was going to use my phone, autist. I told him if he did I would blow his brains out with my Maverick 88.
>>45062700
>No shit, it's a terrible system.
Given you as the DM, how do your players tell the difference?
You know reading this guys rants is almost worth the thread derailment.
>>45062681
What's her page called? I could use a sensible chuckle right about now
>>45062779
>Instead of talking to people about how I feel I immediately consider violence and damaging property as the only worthwhile action.
Again, you have genuine autism, or some other severe personality disorder. You should talk to a specialist before you hurt someone.
>>45062827
The saddest thing is while this guy is probably a troll he reminds me of a person i knew in real life.
>I get that's the insult du jour around here but it gets tiresome.
>>45062779
>It's okay to text and drive, text and ignore your friends, text and not pay attention to a goddamn D&D game?
Given that you threatened to kill someone, your position to judge is dubious at best.
>>45062820
>My players LIKE my GMing
I find that hard to believe.
>to turn every RPG campaign into a joke
Nothing to turn, friend.
>>45062782
http://virtualoptim.tumblr.com/
here ya go m8.
>>45062820
Our English teacher, dumbass. You know, seeing as we're both obviously 15 year olds that say shit like "I'M GUNNA PULL MUH GUN OUT AND SHOOT YOU"
>>45062875
You should probably stop before you give yourself a stroke.
>>45062861
You know i thought it would be funny but it's honestly just kinda sad.
What kind of person spends this much effort on trolling?
>>45062923
No government in its right mind would allow someone like you to own anything more dangerous than a ball-peen hammer.
>>45062923
>Where did I threaten to kill someone?
Right here>>45062665
>I told him if he did I would blow his brains out with my Maverick 88.
I mean a least try and remember the shit you're actually posting.
>>45062875
>Case in point: if hair gives a +2 to Charisma, why wouldn't EVERYONE have cool-ass hair and everyone get a +2 to Charisma, thus making it a worthless concept?
It could be-
>Unless it's like a special ability, which would still be gay and autistic as fuck, it's stupid as shit and just unbalances the game for no reason.
So even if it IS given as a 'special ability' by the mechanics, you would still refuse it, on principle, despite your argument against it being that it's not supported by the game system?
Great internal consistency.
Do you run a campaign where everyone is Level 1 Human Fighters with no feats or something?
>>45062923
>Where did I threaten to kill someone?
You can't possibly be serious.
Try >>45062665
>He was going to use my phone, autist. I told him if he did I would blow his brains out with my Maverick 88.
>>45062923
Please stop talking about your gun you give us non-asshole gun owners a bad name.
>>45062954
You actually need professional help. You're displaying serious markers for Asbergers. This kind of emotional rage is absolutely abnormal.
>>45062861
Thanks, friend. That was a good chuckle
>>45063095
People who get the proper treatment and therapy can function fine.
Your are clearly not being treated.
>>45062954
>See, this is where you say "lol anyone who actually cares about their RPG campaign is a retard"
Alright, faggot.
Since you obviously don't have the goddamn capability to understand something outside of yourself if it's not spelled out for you, let me explain it to you in small words.
You are a sad, sad clown, and every game you run must be a circus as a result.
I don't know if your group shows up because they don't have anyone else to play with, or maybe because they're afraid you'll kill them if they try to drop out.
>>45063007
>Just like you do with RPGs; you ignore everything good about it for cheap laughs to make yourself feel clever and boost your ego, just like everything normies do.
And you have spent this entire thread jerking over your superiority, ignoring the possibility that anyone other than yourself could even hypothetically find enjoyment in something you don't.
>A bonus is meant to reward something special, not something every idiot can do by spending 2 gp. So why in fuck's cunt should it give a bonus?
Here's a wild fucking thought.
Because it's fun, and it's not your fucking game to ruin?
God forbid someone, somewhere, enjoy a one-time cheap joke because it somehow ruins your artistic integrity across the internet.
>>45063119
Maybe he fears the stigma attached with being diagnosed with a mental illness?
It's really kinda sad all the things that stand between the mentally ill and the help they need.
>>45063051
Let me describe how this would actually happen in a dnd game:
>PC:Can I ask the barber for something ridiculous
>DM: Sure
>PC: I'm getting a pompadour
>Other PCs laugh
>DM: Ok sure
>PC: Can I get a stat boost for having great hair
>DM: We'll see
>the dm might push him over the edge on a roll later 'because of his distractingly beautiful hair' or something. The players all enjoy it
The other PCs don't do it because in casual campaigns where this is okay there will generally be absurdly low mortality, because the fun isn't in statting your character and being the best you can be, it's hanging out with your friends and having an adventure guided by a dm.
I'm sure the concept of anything but a SUPER SERIOUS campaign is foreign to you, but it's really not hazardous to the hobby. It's been happening for as long as the game has existed.
>>45063193
Please seek out help you don't have to live like this.
>>45063255
Where's your proof that you're not some autistic wack job?
Hell you already admitted to threatening to shoot someone after destroying their phone.
This is great and all but what kind of bonuses does a shaved head and a goatee give?
>>45063281
Seriously seek out help.
Normal people don't lash out like this it's not a healthy way to live.
>>45063295
It depends on what kind of clothing you wear with it.
>>45063295
I'd recommend a +5 on intimidation checks
>>45063193
>explain why the fuck hair should give a bonus to Charisma
1) Getting your hair done correctly makes you appear better to other people.
2) Most people are assumed not to have their hair done correctly at any given time.
3) Charisma is the statistic associated with personal presence and influence.
4) Getting your hair done correctly requires time and money, both resources usually used to gain bonuses.
Thus, it makes sense that if you spend time and money preparing your hair to look better in social situations, you receive a situational bonus.
You goddamn fucking sperg.
>>45063255
>That is because they try to force that shit on others
>It's the wrong way to play.
Wow, hypocrisy, how unexpected.
>Go back to your Toon campaign because that's the only RPG where this kind of shit is even moderately acceptable.
I currently run two campaigns and play in three, which is as much justification for my DMing style (which, is, by the way, not constant lolrandumb wacky hijinks, as you with your limited view might expect) as yours.
>>45051499
>>45063331
Okay, what are the shaved head + goatee bonuses for the following:
>blue jeans and white tanktop
>ratty housecoat and smelly slippers w/ optional bent cigarette and tumbler of shitty whiskey
>business suit
>stylish autumn jacket and slacks
>police uniform
>future space armour from space
>Twelve Withering Mountain monk robes
>full plate w/ optional zweihander
>>45063281
>No fucking shit. I don't see how that has any logical link to the rest of your assertion, but whatever.
because the PCs don't care if it's broken, and won't try and get a crazy haircut themselves, because it wouldn't be funny to copy it. It might be broken, but if it isn't exploited then it really doesn't matter at all. It's not like a DM can't stop it if players actually try to exploit it.
>Nah we have jokes and comic relief, just not shitty crap like what OP suggested.
Yes, and we also have whimsical "Your hair grants you +2 charisma" games. It is absolutely still a table top role playing game no matter how upset you are by it. It's existed for longer than you have, and it'll continue existing for as long as people play serious campaigns.
>>45051391
Depends on the system and, of course, on the haircut.
>>45063401
>blue jeans and white tanktop
+2 intimidation, -2 diplomacy
>ratty housecoat and smelly slippers w/ optional bent cigarette and tumbler of shitty whiskey
+3 intimidation, -5 diplomacy
>business suit
+2 intimidation, +2 diplomacy
>stylish autumn jacket and slacks
+1 charisma, +1 intimidation
>police uniform
+4 intimidation
>future space armour from space
+1 intimidation, the armor should handle the rest on its own
>Twelve Withering Mountain monk robes
do you look old? +4 intimidation
if not, +2 intimidation
>full plate w/ optional zweihander
+1 intimidation
>>45063486
You openly admitted to threatening to kill someone over the events of a roleplaying game that is not something a mentally healthy person does.
You need to get help before you do something irreversible.
>>45063508
spoken like a man who doesn't know the empowerment of a shaved head and facial hair
>>45063508
So if I'm some ratty dude with a scraggly beard and haven't cut my hair for two years, I have the same charisma as a guy with a nice haircut who is well shaven? That doesn't make any logical sense and isn't realistic in the slightest. Nice try dude, but I know how the rules work.
>>45063591
Joke's on you motherfucker I look more like a pedophile than a serial killer
>>45063596
Despite being deeply hispanic my facial hair puts me on the no fly list.
>>45063630
It's just a virt thread.
Why did virt come here ftom reddit
>>45063656
the important thing isn't numbers bro, it's how you FEEL after your new haircut
>>45063668
He's autistic, he can't help himself.
>>45063656
Damn, I guess I'll deal with it by adding intimidation and diplomacy bonuses to compensate.
>>45063675
It's kinda sad.
It's also annoying but mostly sad.
Seriously that tumblr of his is just pathetic.
>>45062820
>My players LIKE my GMing
You know who else has a cadre of players that like their GMing? John Wick.
>>45054325
Tegan and Sara's entire discography?
>>45063739
Wick pls go.
I feel like banning virt might have been a bad idea. At least we could filter him before, and it was foolish to think that simple banning could keep someone of his autism away for long.
>>45063801
Don't worry, he'll trip back up before too long.
Speaking of which, I suggest Plate_Max, personally.
>>45063821
What if he has evolved to not needing to use his old trip
>>45063489
Actually, making outfits and such offer different stat bonuses actually sounds like it might be a neat way to do "races" in an all-human setting.
I might steal that and work on it a bit, thanks for the idea, anon.
>>45063489
>be me
>sleep in due to it being a day off
>hear someone at the door
>consider for a moment not answering
>decide to answer anyway because it might be important
>get out of bed in nothing but dirty boxers
>stumble towards door
>remember the cat
>"fuck, I need to catch the cat so that he doesn't run away"
>pick up cat
>realize that boxers probably show part of ballsack due to aforementioned boner
>don't want to put down cat
>open door
>"oh, it's Jehovah's Witnessess"
>they walk away without saying a word to me
>>45062861
>>45062910
Man I feel the same way. I thought I'd get a chuckle or two at them being a moron but it's just.. yeah, sad.
>>45063486
>Little boy
I ain't even the person you're insulting, but I want to turn your own shit against you. Objectively prove he's a little boy. Failing this, you've proven yourself to be a hypocritical chucklefuck.
Do it, you inane puke.
In regard to OP: it entirely depends on the hair style, whether they are emphasising their hair, and what charisma based task they're attempting.
>>45063401
You're aware that the guy you keep posting isn't wearing a goatee, right? That's a full beard.
Aww all the cray cray is gone.
Welp guess we gotta talk about hair then.
>>45064005
I really just don't get it.
Why go through all this effort?
I mean i guess he gets some sort of enjoyment out but i just can't understand it.
>>45061741
How old are you? Been on the same boat, you grow out of that arrogant attitude if you actually go out of your comfort zone and meet people that don't care about your IQ or how good your grades are. You are not perfect, you still have plenty to learn and grow, get into the medical field, do volunteer work, make friends with people that you would normally think as inferior to you and truly hear them, go clubbing without drinking (or whatever i'm not your mom). Live your adventure
>>45064142
That is pasta
>>45064161
It's good, that's almost what my arrogant past self would've written.
>>45061741
Speaking as someone with autism here. This guy's a douchebag.
Fuck off. You're not perfect, you're just an irritating prat.
>>45051391
How much strength should ones voice give?
>>45064069
I think hair / beautification could be a replacement for a stat enhancing tome, at least in the sense of charisma.
I also recall some Mercedes Lackey books - the gryphon series - where the kestra'chern spent huge amounts of time coiffuring and beautifying various species, among many other things (prostituting / bdsm / massage / minor healing talents / empathic abilities / etc).
>>45064372
It is pasta
>decent hair = small charisma boost
>shit hair = small charisma loss
Could be fun, especially if it gets a WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR situation
>>45063765
too late
he's back
but charisma and comeliness are different stats, Anon
