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FAQ: http://pastebin.com/MhAQAJiw
IRC Chat Channel
https://client01.chat.mibbit.com/?url=irc%3A%2F%2Firc.rizon.net%2Fcyoa
Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9ijwopa42ke49q1/AAA40vUS2BzstD9eHyyBLTr8a?dl=0
Here's Beri's OC (genie cyoa+)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxbrh3Q2CTiyfjM3SjU2TWNJQ3VpZ2pWYk0xRUJ4LVZYRkgyTTlwUTQwZjZhN0FNTTJ3LUE
Here's Liminal Phrenic's blog with most of his cyoa stuff theouterworlds.blogspot.com
Here's Spadesy's wordpress with most of his cyoa stuff feathersnake.wordpress.com
List of Some Image Resources:
http://game-icons.net
http://www.pixiv.net
http://drawcrowd.com
http://digital-art-gallery.com
https://www.artstation.com
http://coolvibe.com
http://www.zerochan.net
http://danbooru.donmai.us
http://gelbooru.com
http://www.deviantart.com
http://fantasygallery.net
http://grognard.booru.org
http://fantasy-art-engine.tumblr.com
https://www.pinterest.com
https://www.google.com/imghp
>>44640927
The Scientist is the best choice here.
>>44640927
Top row is only row worth a shit.
>>44641227
Top row and left column
>>44641325
For the most part I can agree with that.
>>44640927
>has the largest tits
Super Soldier confirmed for the best girl.
Top row in order
Rolled 51, 88, 10, 85 = 234 (4d100)
>>44641381
This is my roll
>>44641392
Two waifus, one of them the threesome waifu.
You dog
>>44640927
>choose 4 and roll a d100 for each
>choose 1 from at, or below, what you rolled for each author
What does this even mean guys.
>>44641619
see that table in the top right corner?
That's what you're rolling for. If you get a 27, you pick either the 20 or 40 option.
>>44641619
It means you need to work on your reading comprehension.
>>44641669
also
>you will never shitpost with Tunebuggy
Zero reason to live.
>>44641669
No, if you get twenty you can only pick from 20 or 1
If you get 100 you can choose any of the options because they are all 'below' yours.
Your choices are decided by the numerical value, not the physical position of the choice on the table.
>>44641669
the 20 or the 1 option actually but yes
I had a weird idea for a CYOA. It's everything to do with the colour Red - Red CYOA. So everything you could or would associate with the colour Red is available as an option. Fire, passion power, lovemaking, lazorbeemz, meat, you name it. You could also do Yellow CYOA, with stuff like bee powers, butter and cheese, sunlight, jealousy and cowardice, gold coins and so on.
Anyone interested? Looking for suggestions and/or pics, this would benefit from visuals
I just stopped by to remind you thatIsda is Dilligence.
>>44641711
Add green too
health, vegetables, forests, wildlife, peace, chemicals
>>44641688
>>44641669
Yes i was clearly the only one to not understand this.
>>44641680
The problem is that the sentence lacks an object.
You have three prepositions and no object, so you have a syntax problem.
It should've been something like
>choose a row from the table at or below what you rolled
>>44641879
Honestly this is the first time I've seen someone really confused by it in the year that cyoa has existed. The first guy responding to you seemed to just have a typo.
Rolled 53, 69, 47, 99 = 268 (4d100)
>>44640927
Spadesy
Spressrefuge guy
Super Soldier Anon
Dr. Divergent
>>44641963
>99
>>44641963
>>44642013
You have to become someone's hug slut with your twin though.
>>44642013
>She gm a game for you and her cute friends
Ok, she loves to cook and clean. I only hope she dont put her master-servant fetish into my game
>1 month vacation with her
Cool, a vacation with a very outgoing girl
>twins in a way you prefer, a cibor girl
I was not prepared for this
Rolled 45, 30, 27, 56 = 158 (4d100)
>>44640927
Vexarian, Thrall, Spadesy, SDA
>>44640927
>wanting a prissy entitled faggot dressed as a girl as your waifu
>>44642071
Also, platonic friend with a girl that is so much shy to admit her feelings. That was predictable
The first 3 are pretty good in real life. The last is like... well, is too good to be true
>>44640927
> Remember after all these years
> mfw I'm now a clumsy but cute girl
>>44641039
This seems less like a CYOA and more like a table top campaign setting. Pretty neat though.
Is it new?
>>44643552
Are you new?
>>44642313
Who are you talking about anon
>>44641039
What a weird tripcode
>>44644587
I think you'll accomplish more by posting a build rather than posting something that has been posted plenty of times before.
>>44644645
>wastes time in cyoa threads
>wants to accomplish things
I think you'll accomplish more if you go do something productive.
>>44644645
As you command.
>Background
Warfare
>Training Region
Megalodon Mountains
Extra perks: Forest and Pagoda
>Spells
>Fist 10
Dominant Hand
Jab
Iron grip
Parry Palm
Corkscrew
Feint
Pulse Palm
Elbow Strike
Knockout
>Foot 7
Conditioning
Dynamic Entry
Tempered Hell
Tyrant's Heel
Thrust
Butterfly
Rooted Stance (free)
>Flex
Excoteric Grace
Aura of Adonis
>Legacy
Mountain
>Title
Asura
>Familiar
Mutton Chop Ram
>>44643019
Is that the same guy doing each time, or is it a trend?
>>44644759
damn, finally saw someone post a build.
>>44644668
yes, anon, that's the attitude! Keep it up.
>>44644895
It's a shitposter. Stop feeding.
>>44644917
If only you knew how many builds I have.
>>44643074
Roger, the Negotiator
Sex
>Male
Background
>Roaring 20's Private Eye
Skills
>Mid-Tech understanding (given by background) up graded to High-Tech Understanding
>Memory (given by background)
>Foresight (given by background)
>Silver Tongue (given by background)
>Mech Adept
>Penmanship
>Banker (given by Faction: Administrators)
>Languages Proficiency (-400 Credits)
>Lucky (-400 Credits)
Items
>Wealthy Attire Free (given by Faction: Administrators)
>Brothers of the Bite +2000
>Hardest of the Asses +200
>Etheral-Heart +200
>Upgrade 1 -200
>Tartan Cloak -50
>Collosi (Named The Big O) -2500
>Psychic Paper -20
>Multiversal Timekeeper -50
>Stun Pistol -80
>Traveller Maxim Gun (Nicknamed Final Offer) -200
>Bottomless Briefcase -100
>Coharty Plasma Shield Mark-7 -100
>Advanced Medical Kit -100
>I don't need no Governa's Dolla -400
>I don't need no Governa's Dolla -400
Faction
>The Administrators
Covenant
>The Inheritors
Companion
>Swapping Migelo Smith with Prophet 24B, Fashionable Android (Nicknamed Dorothy)
Home District
>Central Headquarters
Hubworld
>Terra - D12452 - In Which Big Brother Wins
>>44644279
>mortal progeny
boom stick (14)
petrify (19)
invisibility (35)
guardian (44)
elemental weapon (49)
poisoned blade (53)
wolf's run (55)
eyra
lady asha
>fire witch
stealth mission
>boss monster
assassination mission
I can invisibly debuff speed just by looking at people. I can shoot you in the head before you realize I was there. I can hit you anywhere, and the poison will get you. I can target an elemental weakness if you don't have a biology or vital organs.
The party is well rounded, but still stealthy.
>>44640927
Alright, let's do this. Pickin' 4, but I'm very tempted just to marry Super soldier.
SDA: 20. Cool. New CYOA
Spessrefuge: 88. Sweet, got a waifu.
Super Soldier: 41. Sure, I can deal with a big tittied platonic friend.
Beri: 25. Another speedy fast CYOA. Cool.
>>44644989
I meant builds that can result in interaction. Even if I had read Highlander I still wouldn't have a clue what you just posted.this is where you call me an illiterate faggot for not having read Highlander, then I call you a faggot for liking something so long, then we go back and forth and boom!
308 posts.
>>44645583
It took me several afternoons of casual skimming to fully digest highlander.
Take your time.
>>44645612
no, anon. You're doing it wrong.
You're supposed to call me illiterate. C'mon baby, you gotta give me something to work with!
Didn't you attend Shitposting 101?
>>44645583
I can understand why you wouldn't read it, there's a lot there and can be intimidating because it'll be a time sink/commitment. I only read it when it was 1 am and I couldn't sleep so I started to make a build. As for the thread, it's mid-day on a Friday, expect the thread to be slow. It'll pick up from here onward to Monday.
>>44644279
>>44644332
The heart is the strongest muscle
Olympic Parentage
>Lenya
Companion
>Saorna
Adventures (+2 points each)
>Boss Monster
>Whales in the Sky
Total Points: 54
>Marlin's Quickness (0)
>Agility of the Fox (0)
>Master Marksman (0)
>Beast Slayer (0)
>Spirit Channeller (0)
>Medicus (2)
>Angelic Pinions (2)
>Unarmed Master (4)
>Giant's Brawn (8)
>Mantle of Steel (9)
>Bulwark (9)
>Oliphaunt (9)
>Avatar of Ice (11)
>>44645676
Shitposting is easy, but ending an argument with proper citations and documented sources? Where both parties have reached a common or compromised consensus?
That turns my dick into diamonds.
>>44645758
Prove it.
Someone last thread asked about me and this CYOA.
I decided to give up on improving it. The moral of it can't come across if the girls were more appealing.
That moral is simply "sins are bad, m'kay?" We're all somewhat intelligent people, we'd understand (if reminded) that sins aren't just about "muh devotion to God", but are truly things to avoid taking too far for our own good.
Lust leads to ruination both physical and mental. You will distance yourself from others by chasing after your lusts without restriction.
Gluttony hurts yourself, and one wastes things they do not need. You distance yourself from others through disgust.
Greed will make you and others miserable. You will distance yourself from others due to your reduced ability for compassion to others.
Sloth will lead you to waste away. You will not cultivate yourself or your skills, and you will be miserable as you wallow away. You will distance yourself from others by using, mooching, and taking them for granted. They will also no respect you at all, as you contribute nothing to anything, even yourself.
Wrath will eat you up on the inside, creating a vicious cycle of getting angry, which creates a desire to get angry again, making it easier to get angry. The cycle will send you deeper and deeper into despair. You will alienate yourself from others by how hateful, unforgiving, and generally unpleasant you are.
Envy shares qualities of lust, greed, and wrath. It is never satisfied, and will mentally sicken you, sending you into a cycle of despair. You will alienate others through your inability to show real kindness and gratitude toward others.
Pride is perhaps the only sin that doesn't have a direct negative effect on you. Its consequences are completely external. Like the guy in a multiplayer game who yells at his teammates, saying their loss is all their fault, or cocky athlete who thinks that if the coach hadn't put them on the bench so much, they'd have won every game.
cont.
>>44646020
Pride's negative effect is the most insidious: it prevents you from helping yourself. You will think to highly of yourself, and be too stubborn, thus making you commit the numerous follies that can come from such things.
You will not be able to trust others, or really accept help from them. Your worldview will become distorted, because you are only willing to accept your own interpretation.
It is subtle, and yet ruinous.
Now, conveying all this in CYOA is tough enough, but conveying it in a way that somehow makes these things appealing would be completely missing the point of it in the first place.
So, I simply decided to think of a better way to convey my half-baked philosophic ramblings than a CYOA place where most people just want to be spurg out and/or masturbate.
>>44646020
The raw problem is that someone can have a sin or a vice without being entirely repugnant to the point of being intolerable.
>>44646111
This.
>>44646020
>>44646106
Your CYOA is not a matter of conveying the sins in the characters. Rather, it's about formulating people based on the sins. In result, they come across as incredibly one dimensional. Unappealing.
Making them interesting is not about making them fap bait. It's called characterization.
>>44646020
>3DPD
Not even once.
>>44646106
yeah, if it doesn't give free immortality and a hot, loyal, virgin girlfriend based on an anime trope, it isn't easy to get many responses.
>>44646209
We know, anon.
>>44646111
>>44646185
How would you characterize them in this case?
Room was also a factor. I couldn't add too many details, otherwise there wouldn't be enough room to fit on the page. This wouldn't be a problem if I started from scratch, but I also want to avoid walls 'o text.
>>44646209
But you can't touch 2D girls.
>>44646020
>>44646106
The problem is you're saying "which do you want" and all the choices are bad. Being deliberately bad doesn't make it okay; people are still going to refuse. That's just common sense.
>>44646020
>Pride is perhaps the only sin that doesn't have a direct negative effect on you.
Wrong. If you're cocky, then you can easily wind up in a situation where you're way out of your depth. You take on too many responsibilities, or too difficult ones, or go into a dangerous situation, thinking you can handle it. You can't, and you ruin yourself.
>>44646270
>But you can't touch 2D girls.
Sure you can, they just tend to be flat.
>>44646270
Give them personality traits outside of their sins. Make sure the sins are within 'tolerable, if barely' levels so people might actually WANT to save them.
Lust for example doesn't NEED her to fuck anyone but you, someone who is loyal but has a ridiculous libido and needs constant sex is going to be a problem, realistically. You just need to get that across.
>>44646215
>Anon thinks loyalty is an unreasonable thing to ask for in a girlfriend.
>>44646276
Oh, right, and as far as the girls go, Eva, since she's reliably rich and I don't have many expenses. I don't have anything for her to really bitch about and with all my problems, I'm just kind of a drag. I can out-terrible any of the girls on the list.
>>44644332
>>44644279
Olympic Parentage:
>Lenya
Gifts:
>Swordsman
>Shield Bearer
>Armed with Wings
>Miracle
>Skilled Minstrel
>Guardian
>Beguiler
Artifacts:
>Liphriel
>The Oliphaunt
Mount:
>White Lion
Companion:
>Mek'kem
Adventures:
>The Fire Witch
>Incredible Vegetable
First option is always diplomacy. Only draw steel when there is no other option.
When in civilized lands i work as healer and bard, all while teaching Mek'kem about humanity, showing him what humanity can achieve when working together to a common goal in harmony.
In battle with monsters and other mindless creatures i protect us with barriers and my shield and i will layeth the smackdown on any beast or monster foolhardy enough to close with me.
>>44646294
I explained that in the second post, those are all what I'd consider "external" things. You aren't directly, physically or mentally hurting yourself. But your interpretation is also valid, so eh.
Just posting pictures I didn't use now.
>>44646391
I'd say "I can totally pull off this awesome trick on the motorcycle I just started riding for the first time!" is external.
>>44646325
Someone suggested that Lust be a loyal nympho, but I disagree. Only wanting one person, and loyally staying with them no matter how much your raging sex drive is telling you to get with other people would be an example of chastity, no?
Lust, as I'm sure you know, also encompasses things like power, drugs, and really any abstract desire. Hell, you can lust after the joy of video games. So that has to be in there too somehow.
>>44646270
There's plenty of room for text, and increasing the size in this design isn't incredibly hard if you need more. Besides, as someone who likes to write, I can vouch that it isn't about the amount of text you can fit. A good writer will use 500 words to convey a character differently than in 1000 words. It comes down to your writing skills.
You start off Gracie with a blunt description about how unappealing she is. That makes me want to immediately stop right there. What's the hook? You're giving me choices and making it obvious not to choose this one. Why is it so difficult for you to highlight her personality first? Hit the reader with the con points when they understand the character first, because we have now formulated a disgusting, pigfat character in our heads. There's no reason to pick her unless you want to reel in people with a disgusting fat fetish.
Every girl is basically "HEY THIS GIRL IS THE EMBODIMENT OF (SIN), THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT".
Why would I want to date a sin, and not a person?
>>44646467
No, because chastity has measures of restraint and self control, like temperance. Excess would not be chastity.
>>44646311
Just like their personalities?
>>44646345
Not the anon, but it seems that anon was merely using hyperbole to exaggerate how ludicrous the waifu CYOAs on here can get.
>>44646532
Using hyperbole makes you a retard. So anon got called a retard.
>>44646492
I know it's not hard to increase the design space.
The other stuff you're right on. Hook first, then flaw.
Maybe have it like Gabriel's trying to sell you on them, but it doing an ever so slightly bad job on it?
>>44646020
Okay, anon. I feel bad because I saved this CYOA without responding. (And I actually like it 7 sins give me a massive boner!)
Pride, and day of the week I would pick the pride girl.
Envy, Gluttony, and Lust were kind of in the running, but would never beat out my shitty waifu Pride.
>>44646600
>Picking a girl that would fuck around on your constantly.
Literal cuck.
>>44646569
Literally the only way for this scenario to be any plainer is for the heavenly host to descend to your front doorstep and hand you Gabriel's horn for use as a phone with which to receive his call.
>>44645850
Female Kitsune Wizard (11)
Beauty and Gift of Tongues (6)
Knowledgeable (4)
Lucky, Home Base, Bag of Coin x2 (9)
The Affectionate Lamia (3)
Modern Fantasy (3)
Total: 36
Demon Marked and Irritating Rival Princess (+11)
Final: 36-11 = 25
I get dropped off in my new house and I am greeted by new Lamia friend. Use some of my coin to furnish our new home and use the rest for food and supplies until stable work is found. One day in the market I cross a princess in disguise by besting her in some form of competition. Little did I know then, that from that point on she would make a vow never to loose to me again and would seek me out to try to best me at whatever new game she had found or made up. Little did the princess know that each time she lost to me she would become outwardly angry, but inwardly...aroused? Not to be out done, a much different princess would be watching my life from a far and begin to crave what I bring to people's lives. The Succubus princess sends many minions and mercenaries to retrieve me, but they always seem to fail. She even comes for me herself sometimes, but it usually ends with a very flustered and confused Succubus fleeing my rivals army as she's chased from my bed chambers. An exciting yuri themed adventure in this modern fantasy city, but I am always happy to know that each day will end with a good meal and loving Lamia snuggles.
Stardust.
>>44646658
I want to see an alien invasion in a modern fantasy. Is that too much? Just, suddenly aliens, and everyone panics, then magical girls and shit hop out of the city to kick 'em in the dick.
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>44645850
X Chromosome
Warlord 17
Orc 14
Might 11
Toughness 8
Beauty 5
Sociable 2
Empathy -1
Half-Dragon -9
The War Hound -9
Danger Bait -4
Notorious 0
Roll for realm, please no modern fantasy.
>>44646674
what
>>44646674
do i have to call the police
>>44646020
>why aren't people interested in a cyoa where the result can only be bad
Jesus dude I'm a huge waifufag but I'm not giving up my ability to enjoy life just to get my dick wet, gotta be an overall win by the end of the cyoa if I'm gonna bother participating.
In any case, since the entire point of the cyoa is helping these chicks make a life change, why not expand on that by adding gifts to aid you in your quest to reform them? You know, a logical progression from the entire objective of the cyoa. There's a lot you can do with this without needing to scrap what you already have.
>>44646776
Can't kill what they can't catch.
>>44646714
Nice. Sexy Dragon Orc Warlord in Sexy Fantasy with all the people skills needed to unite the Horde and be the big bad sexy evil guy.
>>44645850
Female Elf (22)
Wizard (16)
Beauty (13)
Pleasing Voice (11)
Gift of Tongues (8)
Willpower (4)
Quick Learner (0)
Half-Dragon (-8)
The Exiled Sorceress (-12)
Demon-marked (-6)
Irritating Rival Princess (-1)
Danger Bait (4)
Fusion: Modern High Fantasy (0)
Let's go with it. Crazy wizard bullshit here to fend off the aliens. With yuri.
>>44646704
Maybe a boon/disadvantage could be aliens depending on whether you are looking for an invasion or just something different. Although I have to agree that there is little out there that involves Earthlings with magic being confronted by aliens. Hell, the closest thing I can think of is Sailor Moon since the idea that the girls, their powers, and the bad guys all related to space in some way.
>>44646787
take your logic and reason and GET OUT
>>44646467
Making her someone who just has a lot of desire would work. As in, she gets really super-into things - she falls in love with a hobby and devotes all her time to it, she falls in love with a game and won't stop playing, she falls in love with a view and keeps going there every day. Intensely passionate, but to the point of self-destruction.
>>44646954
So she's /a/?
>>44646787
Yeah, or just extrapolate on the reward for helping the girls get past their issues. Literally just add anything good, at all.
gay
>>44647105
Or Slaanesh. Take your pick.
I wonder if we will ever see a Medabots cyoa with medals, parts, chassis, teams and wacky adventures.
>>44643311
More islands!
>>44646020
>purging by drinking alcohol
>extra cal intake
>purging
Anyway, I choose Priss and persuade her to camwhore with me. I'll take her nude picture, because selfies are boring and anybody can take them, and exhibitionistic couples are more popular than single girls.
>>44640927
Marry Tunebuggy and buy Dumbledaft some underwear that fits her.
>>44647234
That sounds cool. I'll make one.
How's Custom Robo sound as a parts basis system?
It's a fantastic game if you've never played it, can probably emulate it with a GC emulator.
>>44647439
got gamecube emulator, on my way to try it. I am surprised noone has thought of making it with all the customization options + personalities
>>44647145
Slaanesh it is
>>44647264
The Spire sounds like a comfy place to live. You can buy fluffy kitsuneslavesservants and be turned into a polar bear.
The CYOA could've been expanded on.
Rolled 4, 9, 82, 67 = 162 (4d100)
>>44640927
Spessy, Spadesy, Sandra, Scientist
...why do all the good CYOAmakers strt with S?
>>44647538
>>44647409
Hard alcohol doesn't have that many calories in it, especially when you vomit it all up.
>>44646020
being in a prison where my life is on the line, or trying to not die on some island is more appealing to think then dating these women.
>>44647564
Then you notice alcohol is worth 22 molecules of ATP per molecule of ethanol.
Yo, space prison CYOA
>>44647564
pure alcohol is like 7 kcal/g.
so if a unit is 12g, then that's 84. For a girl getting wasted every night, that's a fuckload.
>>44647645
At first glance, Lawyer Fund, Janitor job and Stun Gun. Snitch is too dangerous and all the other jobs require skills that I don't have.
Alright, made some changes based on the feedback I got. Most importantly added "and/or" instead of just a slash.
>>44647732
can I have a nexplanation for what "hologram" entails?
How is the AI a hologram if it's jammed in an armour?
>>44647538
The dark lord
Dominion
The burning land.
If I'm going to repel the one's who gave me these powers, I'm gonna need a land thats already good at fighting.
>>44647767
Presumably each device includes a projector for the hologram.
>>44647732
Carrie
satellite-bank codes
wrist communicator (9)
nanobot injection (4)
voice modifier (3)
projector upgrade (2)
hard light (0)
time to buy a lot of stuff.
>>44647767
oh. I see.
I saw "power armour" and skipped all the other bodies
Re-doing because anon got mad I didn't spend all points
>Carrie
>Combat exoskeleton
>Free will
>Alien invasion
Sorry, Earth. First, I drop an invasion on your ass because I'm so selfcentered I want someone challenging to fight in my goshderned power armour. Then, when that's taken care of, I kill you all thanks to the AI uprising.
I'm horrible, I know.
>Repair nanobots 4
>Wrist communicator 5
>Nanobot injection 10
>Enhanced intelligence 14
>Voice modifier 15
>Shape modifier 16
>>44647830
right. I thought maybe it had to do with the holographic house.
>>44647538
>>44647563
>The Dark Lord
>Horde
>Decay
>The Land of Wonder
My endless hordes of dark knights shall fight to make me the new Queen of this realm. The former Queen shall watch from her golden cage as her world collapses around her into corruption, chaos, and death!
>>44647785
That's a interesting idea. Probably pretty challenging too.
>>44647732
So, do I need to pay myself to keep those hardwares, like buying ammo for weapons, paying energy bills and using Repair Nanobots to fix it, or are they self sufficient?
>Jeeves
>Bank Codes
>Enhanced Intelligence
>Nanobot Injection
>Wrist Communicator
>Repair Nanobot
If I don't need it to fix the wrist communicator, I'll take Alien Media instead.
>>44641682
Actually you're doing it right now!
I am true hero of legend
child of heroes
gods astazia
gifts beast slayer, wild hunter, wolfs rain, duelist brawler, beastmaster, boars strenght, master marksmen, spearman, mauler, dual-wielder, demihuman, skilled minstral, third eye, water adept, agility of the fox, shadow warrior, exotic warrior, unarmed master, leader of men
companions rhiannon
mount horse
adventures devil without a case
solve my riddle
>>44648136
>implying Tunebuggy isn't busy cozy'ing it up by the fireplace with her qt3.14 boyfriend
Don't toy with my emotions.
>>44648136
I do not have a reation image for the amount of squee I'm living through right now.
>>44646020
okay, but it's not balanced. NTR is the ultimate instant 'no.' Fatties are an instant 'no' to a lot of people, and it's exacerbated by her entire life being invested in pro-fat culture. These two aren't just lustful or gluttonous - even if you fix them, you still lost. The other characters can be fixed and have a happy ending with you. Greed doesn't even necessarily need to be fixed for a happy ending.
>>44646020
I would consider picking Lust if she was not a girlfriend, but a fuckbuddy that buys you coke and helps you hook up with girls/guys.
The rest would be a matter of fluff - she has to feel like a person.
>>44647538
The Deceiver
Spy
Decay
World: The Great Palace
Death need not be cruel. Death need not be frightening. There is no need for a sky orange with flames, or black with smoke, for screams of terror or the beats of war drums. There is no need for a gotterdammerung, a final war against the endless horde or the lord of destruction. Death needs no pomp and circumstance - just inevitability.
Ladies and gentlemen I have finally made a sattilute that can work with all of your iwatches
A.I. jeeves
sattelite collective creativity upgrades free wi-fi, wrist communicator,alien media, voice modifier
>>44647732
Can repair nanobots create anything, or just repair broken things?
>>44648119
It's all pretty self sufficient. Nanobots just speed up the process.
>>44648990
Just repair
>>44647538 >>44647563
Form: The Great Wyrm
Perks: Huge, Theft
World: The Great Palace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuxwcv61xHk
>>44647538
>The Horror
>Decay
>Cult
>The Great Palace
>>44646020
Elaborate on what you get for curing each girl of their unhealthy vices. Unless Gabriel saved my life AND sucked my dick at this party I met him at, I wouldn't date a single one of these. List a reward for each. If you can get Pride to stop being so stuck up, she'll learn some humility, succeed as an actress, and thank you, her loving husband, when she wins big awards. Greed stops being spoiled, makes huge money, and sets up you and all your friends for life. Lust settles down, loves you deeply, and doesn't do that kind of thing anymore except to get you threesomes with the other sins.
>>44647921
>AI uprising
>Not picking Vera
Please, Anon. Enjoy your assimilation.
>>44649720
I think I'd rather that than be the last human alive, held prisoner by Vera without being given any reason.
>>44649992
>without being given any reason
The reason is love.
>>44644279
>>44644332
I think leader of men should be more expensive, because companions are so powerful.
archangel azriel
estate pocket dimension mansion
maids golem
career gates of heaven
I've just realize the rush is still open
Quickly everyone, hurry before it closes
favorite lift D
diet A
gym B
workout buddy C
>>44650776
Posts like this make me depressed that I hang around here.
>>44647732
AI: Vera
Body: Infiltration unit
Upgrades: Hard Light (8), Projector Upgrade (7), Multiple Projectors (6), Voice Modifier (5), Shape Modifier (4), Colour Modifier (1), Enhanced Intelligence (-3), Nanobot Injection (-8), Size Modifier (-9)
Drawbacks: Free Will (-7), Government List (-4), Alien Invasion (0)
Time for hard mode. Gotta survive a yandere A.I who cares little for my physical safety and can basically be anyone and anywhere - occasionally more than one person at a time - while also surviving an invasion by her creators and being hunted down by the government who want to capture and reverse engineer her.
I'm gonna teach my border collie how to be a police K-9 unit, fetch me free one hundred dollers everyday, licking on women to be smothered by the doge and some potty training
>You will never finish THAT build and be able to show it off.
Tell me her name, anon?
Anyone got that Kitsune CYOA?
>>44645850
Prove that it turns his dick into diamonds? This is a blue board, mate.
>>44647563
Reaper's kind of an asshole, isn't it? I wonder how many of those worlds were actually at their time, and how many it just finds abhorrent.
>>44646552
>Using hyperbole makes you a retard.
No, anon. You are the retard.
>>44644279
>>44644332
Olympic Parentage
Ariella (Blessing + Lotherio)
Gifts:
[10]Serpent's Reflexes
[17]Perfect Aim
[24]Venomous Creature
[27]Skilled Minstrel
[34]Guided Weapon
[39]Elemental Weapon
[41]Lothario
[56]Gorgon's Gaze
Artifact:
[70]Boomstick
Companion:
Ayme
Boss Monster/The Kyphian Mines/Devil Without a Cause/Chesswolf/Solve my Riddle/Always Read the Manual/A Peaceful Village/The Fire Witch/Incredible Vegetable/Door to Door
There once was a minstrel of song
Who was neither clever or strong
Who tread below and above
Preaching the message of love
When she met the monstrous horde and king
She proposed peace with a golden ring
Sealed and delivered with his offspring
And upon the Kaitos inferno
He Introduced a starry Virgo
Now they waltz the night eternal
Against the chesswolf's genius
He exploited every weakness
Surprised by a turn one penis
When faced with the sphinx's riddle
He split her right down the middle
Stringed and played her like a fiddle
To the fool King who sought a prize
A book to teach him to be wise
Gifted a more Delightful surprise
He happened upon the silent village, seeking a room
Everyone thought he finally met his match and doom
But yet he returned very much alive with a seed in every womb
And Kasper did request his aid
To shadow a bewitching maid
Who returned only to get laid
>>44647538
>night terror
That's not how those work.
>>44652520
Yo I dig the poetry, but I wish it actually adhered to the limerick form. I have to admit that the 5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3 does nothing for me.
>>44652520
>When faced with the sphinx's riddle
>He split her right down the middle
>Stringed and played her like a fiddle
>>44652623
Not really motivated enough to write poetry with any concrete structure or form.
>>44651428
>>44652792
>>44652740
I only really noticed because the first stanza is a limerick missing the last line.
>There once was a minstrel of song
>Who was neither clever or strong
>Who tread below and above
>Preaching the message of love
>All in the search for a dong.
>>44652792
>>44652840
>>44652892
>There once was a minstrel of song
>Who was neither clever or strong
>Who tread below and above
>Preaching the message of love
>to find a hole for his dong.
FTFY
>>44651050
Vera master race
>>44652792
Fuck it, try to touch the tail
>>44647732
>Jeeves
>Cybernetic Augmentation (All vital organs, 50% of body), some muscles too. going for functional immortality.
>Perks
06>Enhanced Intelligence
05>Projector Screen
02>Free Wi-Fi
01>Projector Upgrade
00>Voice Modifier
Functional Immortality, along with mobile electronics and superintelligence. Voice throwing for good measure.
>>44647587
>Phoenix
02>Silver Magic
01>Money
00>Haven
>>44652792
Kind of cute
Hide features, cunning, charm
>>44652921
>Stronger than me.
Silly girl, you've created an insecure nightmare for your people.
I rolled a headless woman so I'm gonna have to put some duck tape to keep her head from falling off
>>44652638
Shower of Youth
Roman Soap
Nimbus Toothbrush
Cotton Swabs
>>44641039
Why do I feel like this is ...incomplete somehow. Perhaps it's due to lacking in perks, companions, or lore. I want to know more about this setting and its inhabitants. Mayhaps the original creator could consider adding more to it? I really like this CYOA though.
>>44652947
>Minstrel, she
>his dong
what?
>>44654087
Lothario allows you to change sexes.
>>44644378
B A A C
>>44653683
Wait a minute... That bitch looks familiar
>>44652921
>Haylee
>Has the idea humans are worth less than kitsunes since they die so you and have no powers.
A) Someone got issues.
B) She got hurt somewhere in her past.
C) She just haven't had the human cock yet.
I'll take her. Anybody who says humans are worthless need some optimism and learn humans are special/pretty cool bros.
It's easy to understand why these threads are dying.
It's because there's not enough content coming out.
People just pile into the threads, dump the same CYOAs everyone has seen dozens of times before, and hope for something new.
And then when something new does come, sometimes it's either shit, or just doesn't appeal to you.
So you go back to waiting.
These thrads are fun for newcomers, but to the people who have been here for a while, you end up scrolling through the whole thread, seeing the same content as the last thread.
And you ignore it, because you're done with it. You've got your fill of builds and now you're sick of it.
So i the board stagnates because there's not enough new content, sometimes none at all, just the same reposts over and over again.
I wish I was a newfag on here again, just to make browsing these threads worthwhile again.
>>44654472
Patience, anon. Content is coming.
Now you are just giving me an excuse to post a preview.
>>44652792
no no no, waitr, hold on, there was a male section to be modeled after for this cyoa.
>>44654530
i dont understand. where are the waifus?
>>44654595
You craft them silly goose.
>>44654472
>he doesn't pop in once a month and then fuck off until the next harvest.
I don't understand this constant need to be pasted to these threads.
>>44654595
>not making your own swordfu
>>44654616
what do you think this is, minceraft? just tell me which one has the biggest rack.
>>44654623
Stockholm syndrome and the incessant need to shitpost and win dick waving contests to prove your dominance over other worthless opinionated beta males, lesbians and autists.
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>44645850
Gender - Male
Class - Warlord (17)
Race - Kitsune (12)
Social Boons - Beauty (9) Charm (6) Pleasing voice (4)
Mental Boons -Will Power (0) Quick Learner (-4)
Misc Boons - Luck (-8) Half Dragon (-16)
Companions - The Bombastic Brawler (-20)
Disadvantages - Danger Bait (-15) Demon Marked (-9) Infamous (-5) Irritating Rival Princess (0)
Setting: Roll
And so begins the tale of the kitsune boy, a boy with the heart of a dragon, a boy who, though shunned by society was able to raise an army and bring the world to it's knees, a boy who thought with his dick more than he should have and spent more time with a certain succubus than he'd care to admit.
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>44654679
>Sex charged world
Fuck you dice gods, it's now my mission to bring puritanical values to this degenerate world
I must always be in the out group!
>>44654673
>incessant need to shitpost
>autist
It's like you know me.
I get the magic item set
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>44645850
Name: Tamacun
Gender:
Male
Race:
[28] Kobold
Disadvantages:
[33]Danger Bait
[39]Demon Marked
[43]The Super Fan
[47]Infamous
[52]Irritating Rival Princess
Class:
[47]Bard
Social Boons:
[45]Pleasing Voice
[42]Charm
[39]Sociable
[36]Gift of Tongues
[00]Beautyx12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vULsGEm4x4s
>>44654530
Hnngggg
>>44654530
Are you Bliss?
>>44654530
Sexy.
>>44649242
>dat DeS
damn you my nigga son
>>44654530
I can already imagine the imbalances and ambiguous wording causing an avalanche of builds based on halfassed presumptions and all the shitposting, pointless autistic nitpicking that follows.I don't have a mouth and yet I must scream.
>>44655236
Nah, that's SDA.
>>44654530
Why are you making CYOAs? You should design a browser of phone game.
>>44654822
Good taste in music, neighbor.
>>44655486
Have a couple more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_cJ5fvVhiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6rkf3qB0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WEn1rWptp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcLtqBmlV-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mNTMaAZS5E
I will eliminate all my enemies,by turning them into my friends.
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>44645850
>Gender
Male
>Class
Spell Blade (17)
>Race
Human
>Physical Boons
Might x2 (11)
Stamina (8)
Vitality (5)
>Mental Boons
Knowledgeable (1)
Willpower (-3)
Quick Learner (-7)
>Miscellaneous
Bag of Coin (-8)
Adventurer's Kit (-9)
>Disadvantages
Danger Bait (-4)
Unlucky (0)
>Setting
Fate.Please no erotopia.
>>44655776
>Please no erotopia.
Nah man, come with me and purge the degenerates
>>44655683
>A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness.
I like it
>>44645850
>Starting points:
25
>Male/Kobold(+3)
28
>Irritating Rival Princess(+5)
33
>Wizard(-6)
27
>Stamina(-3)
>Vitality(-3)
21
>Beauty(-3)
>Sex Appeal(-1)
>Pleasing Voice(-2)
15
>Knowledgeable(-4)
>Quick Learner(-4)
7
>Bag of Coin(-1)
>Home Base(-3)
3
>High Fantasy(-3)
Done
So, I'm gonna need to make a few changes to this house. Magic time, bitchy little house. Give it a fireplace, a large bedroom, an attached bath, a storage room, a kitchen, and a sitting area around the fireplace. All fancy as shit. Oh, and a nice little bedroom behind the fireplace with a cot, a chest, a water spigot, and a side-table with a candle, water-jug, and drinking glass.
That's my room. The rest of it?I'm a magically-assisted, shapeshifting, gender-shifting whore. The rest of my house is my front/work space. No one knows I'm a kobold and I am always the cleanest, best mannered, most accommodating whore(s) in town, with the best customer service, even among actual established shops.
>>44655776
No come with me.
We will tear the very heavens asunder and right all the injustices of this world with the power of our music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3qCq48bP0
>>44655884
But I don't want to go there, its too gay.
>>44655999
Oh, and that princess? She's just highly againstlewdness and anything erotic, at all.
>>44656023
Don't worry man
We'll fix it
>>44656150
If anything happens, I'm blaming you.
>>44656034
What a waste of a princess.
>>44656150
Your methods are crude and ultimate will solve nothing but cause years of bloodshed and misery.
Music is the language of the soul, the harmony that will unite us all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNp_idGVIAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcL6z1TvFMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cuI7UXP9v4
>>44653009
uh... I don't think I saved the mystery box. Whoops.
>>44654472
this new year has been a truckload of OC.
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>44645850
>Gender
Male
>Race
Human [25]
>Class
commoner [25]
>Physical Boons
Vitality [22]
>Social Boons
Sociable [19]
>Mental Boons
Knowledge [15]
Quick Learner [11]
Empathy [8]
>Miscellaneous
Lucky [4]
Adventurer's Kit [3]
Home Base [0]
>Companions
The Faceless Soldier [-6]
>Disadvantages
Demon Marked [0]
>Setting
Fate [0]
>>44656176
Don't worry about it. As leader of this band of genocidal maniacs I take full responsibility for all that befalls us.
>>44656211
Our rifles our our violins
The sound of jets screaming overhead are our harps
our 120mm cannons are the tubas by which we tune our symphony.But seriously man, do you have a playlist you can link? I love spanish guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2atlpj7AGXU
>>44654576
why would I save that, anon?
>>44654616
sentient weapon waifus when?
>>44655427
might actually be a thing to consider, if you're putting this much effort into it.
>>44656357
don't you need some kind of spellcasting?
>>44644279
>>44644332
Olympic Parentage
Forged of Falkus (Blessing and Inheritance from Falkus)
Titan's Might (12)
Mantle of Steel (17)
Wolf's Run (19)
Agility of the Fox (23)
One Man Army (35)
Skullcrusher (42)
Brawler (44)
Lord of the Inferno (53)
Gryphon (61)
Companion: Mek'kem
Quests:
The Kyphian Mines
Devil Without a Cause
Always Read the Manual
Whales in the Sky
A Peaceful Village
The Fire Witch
Willem Hellswarth was first born to Forgelord Hellswarth of Falkus' favored city-state of Ferron. The day of his birth was one of grand celebration, as the Forgelord of the time was raised to his station from a life of bronze work, and many feared that he would fall prey to the infertility endemic to his trade.
Unfortunately, his son was not as fortunate. Born crippled and weak, Willem was hidden away from the public under the guise of training to increase his chances to succeed his father. In reality, he was bed-ridden for most of his life. He wished earnestly to meet his father's expectations, to fulfill his wishes, and as such every year on the day of his birth would ask for the opportunity to attempt to lift the hammer of the Forgelord's office. Suffice it to say, the effort was for naught, and soon Forgelord Hellswarth's pity turned to embarrassment turned to hatred. A second son was begotten, healthy of body and loved by his father, but crippled of soul and fate. Ferron gradually forgot Willem the firstborn.
Willem rejected the life of quiet sickness allotted him, and shifted his efforts from the practical to the theoretical, learning the fire and smithing arts forgotten and forbidden to the public of Ferron. On the day of his twentieth, after years of chiseling his very bones, Willem threw himself into the blazing eddies of the Sacred Forge of Falkus in the throne room of Ferron.
(cont.)
>>44656482
Willem died that day, blown apart and subsumed by the hunger of the forge, remembered by few and mourned by even fewer. Soon, however, his disparate remains surfaced in Falkus' very forge. Falkus saw the weakness off the work that had been placed into this piece, yet saw the inner strength of the material, the potential of the ruined craft before him. From Willem's corpse Falkus forged a man to meet the mettle, and cast him back into his forge to fulfill his will in the world above.
Willem emerged anew, empowered by the true Forgelord, and saw that in his long absence being forged to perfection, Ferron had fallen under the ministrations of his brother, an inept successor to his father. Taking the hammer of office that was his and is alone by right, Willem Hellswarth, forged of Falkus, set forth. Set forth to enact his lord's will, to create works that would sing the glories of Falkus, and to ensure that never again would a tool, a man, an idea be forged to less than its potential.
(forgot the picture for the first post)
>>44656482
>>44656511
And lo, I am the Autslord of lore, who hath forgotten the fucking picture twice. Behold!
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d4)
>>44645850
Male
Orc 3
Warlord 7
Beauty 3
Charm 3
Willpower 4
Quick Learner 4
Bag of Coin 1
Adventurer's Kit 1
Exiled Sorceress
Bombastic Brawler 4
Dangerbait +5
Realm: Fusion
Hoping for a fusion that doesn't include Modern. I focus less on the "war" and more on the "lord", generally directly my allies and talking our way through problems while still being able to mix it up alongside the brawler if shit goes down.
>>44656467
>sentient weapon waifus
Hmm... I think you're onto something, anon.
>>44656467
>don't you need some kind of spellcasting?
I'm just a commoner child on the run from a demoness but protected by a mysterious knight.
>>44654472
Relax buddy, SDA's got us covered for good visuals and top tier waifus, we just need the authors to step up
That said, I hope anon is still working on this one, he promised me a kendo club
>>44648737
This guy nailed it, pretty sure that would be the most fun combination.
Post more short cyoas
>>44648737
>>44656996
>No option to fight against the inevitability of entropy.
You know that that's my greatest fear right?
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
>>44653009
kitsune mystery box
>>44657161
Umm... Okay. This works
>>44657248
It isn't done
>>44657261
Oh boy, here we go
/cyoag/, I have a question.Why haven't you accepted that Isda is diligence yet?
>>44657343
She isn't?
>>44657624
I don't know what else you'd call diligently running all of heaven, and even taking on the work of others.I can't believe the creator fucked up so badly they think Kristal fits diligence better.
>>44657343
>>44657716
Are you legit assmad about this or something?
>>44657893
He is.
>>44657938
What a fucking loser.
>>44657893
>>44657938
Nah. I'm just bored and having a bit of fun.I think you might be legit samefag though. Not sure yet.
>>44657716
>I can't believe the creator fucked up so badly they think Kristal fits diligence better.
Because it looks like he wrote her by going down the list of the theological definition of humility. They tend to have a lot of overlap between the two. Its a failing of Kristal then Isda's though. Isda fits Humility perfectly though.
Rolo
>>44658464
Attempt 2
Rolled 76, 100, 59, 2 = 237 (4d100)
>>44658489
Fucking shit
Attempt 3
>>44644279
>>44644332
Total Points: 56
>Olympic Parentage
Javag the Hoarder
>Adventures
Boss Monster
Whales in the Sky
Peaceful Town
>Gifts
Terrifying Visage (Inheritance) (Free)
Grace of the Deer -7 (49 remaining)
Giant's Brawn -8 (41)
Polearm Master -6 (35)
Bulwark -4 (31)
Angelic Pinions -7 (24)
Arcane Insight -6 (24)
>Artifacts
The Raven's Lance -9 (9)
The Oliphaunt -9 (0)
>Companion
Saorna
STRIKE FAST
STRIKE HARD
STRIKE OFTEN
Like Lightning from the sky, the son of Javag brings justice to those who would seek to destroy and deceive humanity.
>>44647645
Bodyguard +10
Personal Cell 12
Personal Cell Screen 3
Alien Slave - Humanoid 10
Jumpsuit 1
Snacks 1
Entangled Cubes 5
Nobot 4
Energy Shank 3
>>44654576
Has anyone seen this cyoa before?
It's been a while since i've seen it posted.
>>44659342
2/3
>>44659362
3/3
Last part.
It could actually be one image nowadays.
>>44659342
Yeah that's an earlier version. The latter one adds 1 more page
>>44659439
I haven't seen this later version.
>>44652638
Isn't the lard soap useless with the liquid soap as an option? You could just change your body to have less fat...
>>44659490
1/4
>>44659490
2/4
>>44659490
3/4
>>44659502
Not really. Liquid soap doesn't improve your health even if you make yourself look thin.
>>44659490
4/4
>>44659597
Thanks mate.
