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>Last Thread
>>44461498
Do you join in New Year festivities where you are, Jumper? (Assuming the world you're in has them). If so, anything special you like to do?
>>44481894
To add to what I already said here:
>>44482205
Quest for Glory is very much not about balanced parties; it's about the fact that there are multiple ways to fulfill your goals, depending on whether you are a Mage OR Thief OR Fighter.
So, besides what I already said, having the Mage prefer to go with the Mage is actually very in-genre for the setting. There aren't really adventuring parties to speak of, but there ARE many guilds where people of the same "type" congregate and cooperate.
Again, however, thanks for the input.
>>44482326
Aka "All My Friends Are Tang edition" (pic related).
>>44465866
Here goes...
Quest For Glory (updated version)
Age: 24
Herioc Plotline +200
Heroic Timeline +100
Monster mash +100
Heroic Style +100
= 1500
Thief 0
Lockpicking 0
Stealth (Rank 2) 200
Agile (rank 2) 200
One of the Boys 200
Subtle Sense 300
Magic Spark 100
Narrative Necessity 400
Storybook Life 100
Basic Gear, Heroing Outfit, Money (3), Leather Armor, Small Sword (Gladius)
all 0cp for Thief.
Originally I had Spell Sense instead of Narrative Necessity and Storybook Life, but the cp bonus from Monster Mash dropped to +100cp and I didn't want to take another drawback to cover the loss, but no biggie.
I already have a few less-detailed sense magic type perks and dispel things, so this shouldn't be too much of a hassle to finish in a month.
Couple of queries for acheld -
1) Assuming you save the day with the Heroic Timeline drawback, you get to live in the kingdom of Gloriana for the remainder of the 10 years, right?
2) Assuming I focused on spellcraft study, what's the highest I could get to with just Magic Spark within the remainder of the jump? Like, maybe learn one spell at basic level of skill?
>>44482833
The Monster Mash drawback was always +100; you can go back and look at the 1.0 posted version if you don't believe me. No biggie, though.
Yes, if you complete the prophecy with Heroic Plotline (and possibly Heroic Timeline) you have the option to end the jump early, or hang out in the world for the rest of your ten years. Heroing optional.
You can definitely do better than that if you focus solely on magic. If you're able to get a teacher (which shouldn't be too hard with the title of "Hero of Spielburg" to use on your resume), then you can definitely *learn* all eight spells in the ten year period, even if you cannot *master* them all (as the first rank of Magic Training can in the same timeframe). You might be able to become quite skilled at one or two.
>>44482976
>Monster Mash drawback was always +100
Huh must have written it down wrong in my first build.
>You can definitely do better than that if you focus solely on magic.
Oh, good. I thought progress would be a lot slower. Thanks for the reply.
>>44483027
Thank you for posting the build!
Is there any upside to becoming a magicarp in pmd?
>>44483512
Splash is super OP.
>>44483512
Yes of course there is.
>>44483614
How so?
>>44483694
>>44483637
mountain hopping, bro
and if the chips are down? flail around and fuck shit up
>>44482348
Not unless they're magic.
>>44483512
Mega Gyarados is OU, meaning it's objectively a great pokemon to be.
What are some jumps besides Mega Man and Kirby where I can pick up cute adorable minions?
I need them to balance out the professional Black Egrets, hilarious lucky Guardsmen platoon, and ruthlessly efficient robot legions.
In case you're wondering my minions are basically:
>Black Egrets - British
>Robots - Germans
>Guardsmen - Americans
>Italians - Waddle Dees
>>44484428
Terraria has a bunch of Pygmy minions.
>>44484428
Kid Radd lets you summon an entire army of ineffectual video game minions.
![Behold my Stand, [Stardust Guardian].png](https://i.imgur.com/Pdod41W.png "Behold my Stand, [Stardust Guardian]")
>>44484452
Terraria has a lot of neat shit if you want minions
Even another fucking Stand
>>44484545
Terraria's got a lot of neat shit period, really.
>>44484545
It has everything. And some of the high end magic items are totally amazing.
And it's still getting updated.
>>44484610
It really does. Portal guns for all, very powerful magic weapons, guns and armor; crazy pets and mounts, and definitely the end to any money limitations you will ever have.
>>44484828
>money limitations
Tenchi gives you the means to shit whatever precious resource you need. I haven't been money or material poor in millennia.
>>44484875
FMA alchemy fixed mine for me.
New to this thread.
I was wondering how do stasis pods work?
som jumps lets you buy companions separately while others come in a package.
do i get an extra 9th or do it cap at eight with a discount on 1?
>>44484610
Go to terraria, obtain last prism, mount to LoT nova cannon slot. Win.
>>44482326
So did any of you see that Angelanon made her own cyoa? Thought you might be interested. >>44481404
>>44484610
>>44484828
Honestly, taking the perk that lets me to recreate and go back to Terraria worlds is easily one of the best perk investments I've ever made.
Even disregarding the plethora of magical items I can find or create from that world,abd even disregarding the fact that I can run wild scientific and magical experiments with no regard for worldly consequences,I now have basically limitless amounts of every resource available in those worlds.
Somewhere in the infinite multiverse, hundreds of worlds have been mined uninhabitable by all but the most tenacious of demons and harpies.
>>44482205
You know what's crazy is I actually thought about taking the Honest Work drawbackl, under the caveat of "I will do literally anything and you don't even have to pay me." And then compiling a list of particularly humiliating jobs I would have been forced to do for the amusement of the thread.
Then I realized there was really nothing else I wanted to buy.
So I was spared that terrible fate by my own contentment.
Anyway, I sortof imagined the whole ordeal as being like a particularly gung-ho steamroller.
"HELLO I AM KONATA HERE TO FIX YOUR EVERYTHING I WILL BE SAVING THE DAY NOW"
"The fuck is wrong wi--"
"TODAY I HAVE SLAIN FOURTEEN TROLLS AND INCREASED CROP YIELDS 400%."
"What the he--"
"I LEAVE TO SAVE A BEAR."
"... the fuck?"
After the whole thing was over they were more confused than anything, it all just happened so fast.
Of course I took the vacation.
>>44485107
Why should anyone care?
>>44485027
You get 8 free active companion slots for free. Stasis pods effectively add to that number. Since warehouse has 150 points and each pod costs 20, you can have +7 slots basically.
There are several companion options where you can fit multiple individuals into 1 slot, so 8 slots doesn't necessarily mean 8 people.
Looks like the idiot who was making the SB Gamer jump hadn't actually given up. Apparently he's shat out a final version and will probably be trying to upload it to the drive soon-ish. Please just disregard it, it's really not worth discussing because it's so obviously poorly put together.
>>44485107
Go away AngelAnon, nobody cares.
Nobody wants it as a jump either before you ask.
>>44485186
She used to get a lot of attention in these threads.
>>44485202
>fit multiple individuals into 1 slot
Like what? dont companion slot mean 1 number of whatever creature you bring?
>>44485107
There are better regular CYOAs that haven't been brought up here because this is not the place for them.
So what are some anti-reality warping perks? I've been searching far and wide but sadly have the attention span of gold fish with down syndrome.
>>44485338
I think he means things like the Choirs from LoT or the Waddle Dees, where several people count as a single companion for the purpose of imports and slots.
>>44485338
>dont companion slot mean 1 number of whatever creature you bring?
There are some jumps which offer companions that are multiple individuals or creatures, rather than just a single one. So no, it doesn't necessarily mean one. The Choir is a popular example, and the Ninja Retainers are 19 people in one slot iirc.
>>44485446
What's ninja retainers from?
>>44485462
Slice of Life jump
>>44485446
15 people actually @ the Retainers
>>44485476
Thanks.
>>44485446
ok i have not seen a jump like that yet rather unique.
Thanks
>>44485518
Then you probably haven't done a lot of the jumps, there are...about 20 - 30 of the multiple companions in 1 slot options. Waddle Dees if you consider them as companions are probably the largest in number.
>>44485377
There's one in ST:TNG jump that lets you be aware of reality warping, at least.
>>44485172
Agreed on the Frequent Flyer Miles perk =D.
Hah! Your experiences in Quest for Glory sound amusing. I'm just imagining the villagers scratching their heads, and wondering why you didn't bother to show up to your "Hero of Spielburg" award ceremony.
Clarification question here. I see a lot of jumps that have points to spend for importing companions. Doesn't that mean I'm not allowed to import companions if those options aren't there to select?
Also considering Inuyasha jump for a power boost because I vaguely remember it, even if I'm not that big a fan of the setting it's still worth it for some of the perks. What the hell does the Janpaseiga actually do?
Finally, Taking Power Rangers Jump and then turning the Dragonzord into a Lagann later on. Redundant waste of points or best idea? I mean, it can already combine with other mechs and has a drill, but...
>>44485650
>Doesn't that mean I'm not allowed to import companions if those options aren't there to select?
Yep
>>44485650
>Doesn't that mean I'm not allowed to import companions if those options aren't there to select?
Besides pods, that's pretty much it.
>>44485650
It's important to note that you can always take companions without you, even if you don't import them. Importing just means to give them a background.
>>44485807
>without you
with you
>>44485650
There's a difference between importing a companion and having them active. Imports just get them a history and new abilities but aren't necessary for the companion to be active in the world.
>>44484875
That's what I went with until I got Tenchis Matter Converter. That great thing about the MC, though, is that you don't have to do anything to use it. Drop material X in one side Y amount of Z material comes out the other.
Alchemy is awesome, but if I can automate resource gathering and industrial processes, you bet I will.
Just starting out, r8 my build.
1. Pokemon Trainer
- Free Stuff Get! [Bag, Pokegear, Pokedex, 5x Pokeballs, 3x Potion, Hat]
- Rolled Hoenn
- 11 years old (rolled)
- City Life [Background] [950 left]
- Hidden Ability Starter: Seviper (w/Infiltrator) [750 left]
- Mental Bond [600 left]
- Freerunning [Free City Life]
- Psionics [Discount City Life] [300 left]
- Champ in the Making [0 left]
- Move On
Final Team:
Seviper - Poison Tail, Glare, Iron Tail, Aqua Tail
Walrein - Ice Bream, Water Pulse, Rest, Snore
Banette - Phantom Force, Sucker Punch, Embargo, Spite
Grumpig - Confuse Ray, Psychic, Calm Mind, Trick Room
Magnezone - Flash Cannon, Volt Switch, Magnet Rise, Lock-On
Kecleon - Camouflage, Dizzy Punch, Double Team, Role Play
>>44485650
>Also considering Inuyasha jump for a power boost because I vaguely remember it, even if I'm not that big a fan of the setting it's still worth it for some of the perks. What the hell does the Janpaseiga actually do?
It's essentially a baseline Tessiga with the serial numbers filed off if I recall.
>Finally, Taking Power Rangers Jump and then turning the Dragonzord into a Lagann later on. Redundant waste of points or best idea? I mean, it can already combine with other mechs and has a drill, but...
Good Idea. You can never have enough Giant Stompy Robot.
>>44485937
Any reason why you didn't want any drawbacks?
>>44485964
Didn't really need the hassle, you know?
>>44485964
I'd guess because he wants to actually enjoy himself and has a reasonable expectation of what sort of effect drawbacks would have on his life.
>>44485990
>>44486001
This is pretty reasonable. I mean, it's the first jump, so it's better to just get a bit into it at first.
>>44486028
Yeah, I was very sparing on drawbacks for my first 20 or so jumps. I only took drawbacks that worked from a straight min/max POV, nothing that would really inhibit my in-jump goals.
>>44486257
To be honest, I've been pretty much the opposite. I always try to get the most out of the drawbacks that I can, and in my second jump, Mushoku Tensei, I took around 2000 points worth of Drawbacks to get more stuff I wanted. Worked out pretty well, I'd say, but it was a real pain to keep track of all of it.
>>44486430
>in my second jump, Mushoku Tensei, I took around 2000 points worth of Drawbacks
You would have died. Probably the instant the jump started.
>>44486430
I just have a hard time justifying surviving jumps that stacked against you early in the chain.
There are some that I could swing, as said, min/maxing and pre-jumper knowledge, but I didn't really start pushing drawbacks hard for a good long while.
>>44486475
Don't be so negative.
>>44486475
Not necessarily. Mushoku Tensei is pretty good about giving you the tools to potential survive the drawbacks.
>>44486475
Well, one of those drawbacks is pretty easy to deal with early on - as it brings in old nemeses.
But you can't get 2,000 off that alone so yeah, gotta wonder what he loaded up on.
>>44486497
Don't be so optimistic. Realistically he has pretty much no chance taking on that much on his second jump.
>>44486500
Not two thousand points worth. He almost certainly would have pitted himself against straight up gods, and while the jump's starting powers are really good, they aren't good enough to let you fight with the very strongest beings in the setting right off the bat.
>>44482326
How many Jumpers forgo companions all together and solo the entire chain
So big Terraria question: the jump seems to be based on a much earlier version of the game,Are things unique to later versions not available in the jump?
>>44486766
More than some, less than all.
>>44486608
Okay, so I'll explain.
Supard (+100), because it's a good and powerful race with good passives, and it gives me points
Infancy (+200), since I don't really have that much to fear, and I took Ruijerd as my Canon Companion, so I'm going to be protected by him during my childhood
Agoraphobia (+100), which Ruijerd and the residents of the Migurd village helped me over
Green Hair (+200), since I'm already a Supard, so no harm done.
Slavers (+200), which won't be much of an issue, since I'm both a Miko and have Ruijerd to help me
Crystal Infection (+300), which will be handled by Rudeus and co., as I befriended them in-jump, thanks to my closeness to Ruijerd
Bound (+400), which isn't so bad, since I didn't have that much to take away
A Long Way to the Top (+400), which I'll eventually get, since I have so many points and such a long lifespan
Overloaded Metastasis Event (+600), which won't be bad, since I didn't actually have any major identifiable enemies, and the ones I did can be handled with. I also wasn't a dick, so they're not exactly hungry for my blood.
That's a total of 2500 extra CP, with minimal consequences.If you didn't notice, I was really dependent on Ruijerd my entire childhood there, and it really screwed me up while growing up. I went through a few phases, one of them being similar to a platonic yandere, until I eventually got over it.
>>44486927
*many major identifiable enemies*
>>44486927
That's. . . a build. You push everything onto that dudes shoulders, though, which means that your chain is dependent upon someone else succeeding in a world more dangerous than the canon one he is successful in.
I wouldn't bet my chain on that.
>>44486981
It's my second jump. The only major enemies I had were the boss and lieutenants of Team Magma. It's not that much more dangerous.
>>44484875
>>44485024
There are plenty of jumps that eliminate resource concerns. Just pointing out that, among its many, many other benefits, Terraria is one of them.
>>44486927
Yeah, you're dead. Green Hair will make everyone hate you. You die the first time you're left unattended as a baby. Meanwhile Overloaded Meta Stasis event means you've derailed canon horrifically as everywhere is scrambled instead of it being relatively contained. Which then leads to you dying to Crystal Infection since your solution is just to try and take advantage of a cure that likely won't be made since canon got horrifically derailed.
>>44486927
You're dead. Overloaded Metastasis Event would probably separate you from your companions, so somebody may well decide murdering the future monster is a thing that needs to happen. And since child-slaves are pretty much useless to anybody who isn't a pedophile, good luck with that. Good luck with the crystal infection too.
You may as well have let all your money ride on a single roulette number for a good fifty spins.
>>44487065
It won't make everyone hate me. That's Curse of Hatred. I'll fanwank the Metastasis thing. I'll need to finish reading the series first though, so that'll have to wait.
>>44485937
Next up, Warehouse and Body Mod. As with before, r8 my build. Anything I didn't pick up that you think I should have?
Supplement 1. Warehouse
- Electricity [140 left]
- Plumbing [130 left]
- Heat/A.C. [120 left]
- ForceWall [100 left]
- Shelving [Free!]
- Free Space [70 left]
- Food Supply [60 left]
- Loft [50 left]
- Terminal [40 left]
- Stasis Pod [20 left]
- Stasis Pod [0 left]
Supplement 2. Body Mod
- Medium [Build]
- Athlete [500 left]
- Speed 2 [Free Athlete]
- Dexterity 2 [Free Athlete]
- Flexibility 1 [Free Athlete]
- Evercleansed [400 left]
- Metavore [300 left]
- Strength 2 [200 left]
- Endurance 2 [100 left]
- Shape 1 [50 left]
- Appeal 1 [0 left]
>>44487065
>>44487091
Don't be so negative. You just need to use some pic related.
>>44486927
>Overloaded Metastasis Event (+600)
From the text of the drawback:
>With them came a grab-bag of every enemy and foe from your previous jumps, some even empowered to dazzling new heights by their jaunt through dimensions. They will all recognize and remember you.
Every enemy and foe from previous jumps. Note that neither enemy nor foe is qualified relative to you. Which is to say that if there were powerful enemies or foes from previous jumps that you did not encounter, but were otherwise hostile, you'll see them again.
How often do people talk about the world ending nightmare Legendaries from Pokemon? Even without that, the text also states that whatever enemies you have are scaled up to "staggering new heights," assuming that doesn't mean they got their tall on, that means that even lesser enemies are now a threat.
You're fucked, anon. You're right and proper fucked.
>>44487138
Yeah, assigning ourselves a limited amount of CP is super negative too! We should just assume we get all perks from every jump we go to!
Realism doesn't equal negativity. Still.
>>44487095
>It won't make everyone hate me.
Everyone hates people with green hair. You have green hair and will spend not an insubstantial amount of time as a helpless infant and child.
>I'll fanwank the Metastasis thing.
It's not a fanwank to take the points from a drawback and then ignore the drawback part of the drawback. That's not fanwanking.
>>44487156
That seems somewhat bullshit. Ah well, since everyone is telling me that I'd be dead with Overloaded Metastasis Event, I guess I can just not take one of my Demon Eyes and Party Face(discounted). Not that big a deal. Well, thanks for the feedback in any case. This has been illuminating.
>>44487222
I didn't say I'd ignore it. I said I'd fanwank it, by which I mean I'll think of some way the events could happen other than the way it does in canon. I'll probably roll for it as well.
Or I would have, if I didn't already decide not to take it. Jeez, this bombardment of criticism was not expected.
>>44487065
>Yeah, you're dead. Green Hair will make everyone hate you. You die the first time you're left unattended as a baby.
Wouldn't that mean that no one with green hair would make it to adulthood and that racism should've died out centuries ago?
>>44487270
This thread is full of backseat drivers. The kind that'll stab you in the neck if you don't do what they say.
>>44487095
Had misremembered the severity on the hair but you're still in deep shit. From what I see in the jump the Green Hair seems to be about culturally equivalent to a Hitler mustache. If you had just gone Supard you could've shaved yourself bald, but because you took the drawback you're stuck with it continuously. Also you may note that a few of the regions have highly dangerous monsters in them, Overloaded Metastasis means the monsters will be shuffled in alongside everything else. The other extreme flaw in your plan is that the canon companion option just guarantees you will meet them at some point, not necessarily the start of jump, and then you have to befriend them the normal way. I'm admittedly not familiar with the character but would they be the sort to just randomly adopt a baby they found in the aftermath of the Metastasis Event?
>>44487286
They don't die out as a product of other Suppard not being effected by the curse. So an isolated community of them could survive as long as nobody finds them.
>>44487307
People can also just get over the hair. It's not THAT huge of a deal. The Migurd village he mentioned he'd grow up in didn't really seem to have any problems with Supards, thanks to Ruijerd. Not to mention people like Eris who got over it during their first encounted with it, even though she was cowering in fear at the sight of the hair at first.
Eeey. Here's a Destiny Jump revamp from Mad_Hatter.
http://pastebin.com/4gcAr6XF
>>44487303
>Also you may note that a few of the regions have highly dangerous monsters in them
Aren't the most dangerous ones in the Demon Continent? The place where he'll be staying anyway?
>>44487307
So this curse thing is so bad that it makes people go "Saw a baby in the street, better go smother it"? Damn, I keep forgetting how brutal anime can get.
>>44487288
Telling someone repeatedly tell you "No, your car can't fly, don't drive it off the cliff you idiot." is now the equivalent of stabbing people in the neck?
>>44487286
Most babies have parents to look out for them. He meanwhile is effectively an orphan thanks to the Event and only has the one companion to maybe protect him. Admittedly as I realized here >>44487303 that was slightly exaggerated but it's still a terrible idea to take with the Infancy drawback. Even if he survives the clusterfuck that is the Event he likely ends up worked to death as a child slave thanks to his other drawbacks.
>>44487401
Yes, but normally he'd have started in a settlement or something protected from monsters. With the drawback instead of the scary monsters being outside the settlement they're distributed all over leading to them being confused and disoriented, which likely means they go berserk.
>>44487413
I agree he's probably a corpse, it just seems weird that being a green-haired baby would be the thing that kills him. Not the monster continent or the inevitable slavery or trying to be the very best.
So, question about the Power Rangers jump.
I never thought I'd say this, but if I go the Drop-in route, do I *have* to be the Green Ranger and get the Dragonzord? Can I fluff the Dragonzord as something else?
I mean, I know, right? Everyone wants to be the Green Ranger. But, if I choose that, what happens to Tommy? I don't wanna steal his role. Normally I don't mind all that much, but... this feels like sacrilege. Does that make any sense?
Fuh, maybe I should just go Sixth Ranger Monster. That could be fun. Plus, the Monster Maker's gotta come in handy down the line.
>>44487554
You could be a different coloured ranger, if you want. Pretty sure the Dragonzord is the Dragonzord, though, although you might merely have a copy of it, if you want to do it that way.
>>44487518
Yeah, the Green Hair is mostly just the cherry on top. It makes everything else "better". Especially the slavery and infancy. It wouldn't have been as much of an issue if he didn't effectively orphan himself thanks to some of his drawbacks. It's just that thanks to the other drawbacks his "detested by society" drawback becomes so much worse.
>>44487518
>it just seems weird that being a green-haired baby would be the thing that kills him
Try being born a female during China's One Child policy heyday. People winged girls into the river with abandon.
>>44486927
Right, gonna comment on this. The two things that are going to fuck you here are Slavers and Crystal Infection. To take a look at the first drawback:
>+200 Slavers: You can’t seem to stop being captured by slavers. No matter what you do, expect to be rendered helpless and get put up for sale several times a year.
There are ways to capture you Miko or not, Rujierd are not. The former can be countered through poisons or magic, known counters in setting. The latter by waiting until he is away from you or distracting him and grabbing you. Why this kills you is Supards are basically considered monsters and killed on sight on the magic continent by most everyone. See >>44487091 for why.
Crystal infection's /only/ cure is god class magic whose sole source is guarded jealously by the Millis Church in their capital, which is a book thicker than your torso detailing the chant. Which requires the mana and ability to read the entire thing perfectly with no fumbles. Rudy canonically fucks this up even with help trying to get it even when older. This also assumes it doesn't kill you early on which it really could going by drawbacks text. Realistically you have a better chance of convincing Orsted to cast it on you.
Well, at least your death was early enough in chain eh?
>>44487726
Well that doesn't sound so--
>This is the real world.
>Not Sekirei.
...oh.
>>44487102
Aaaand I'll wrap it up for now by posting my Mystery Dungeon build.
>look at all the debuffs and status moves my team so far has
This is going to be /very/ useful.
2. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
- Eevee [Pokeform] [Free!]
- Final Moveset: Topsy-Turvy, Mean Look, Dark Pulse, Moonlight
- Sableye [Partner] [800 left] [Moves: Confuse Ray, Detect, Toxic, Will-O-Wisp]
- Natural Instinct [700 left]
- Multitalent [600 left]
- Hyperkinesis [200 left]
- Explore/Rescue Badge [Free!]
- Rolled Treasure Town
- Move Expert (Topsy-Turvy) [0 left]
- Move On
Final Forms:
- Umbreon [Me!] [Ability: Synchronize]
- Sableye don't evolve, silly! They can Mega Evolve, though, if I can find a Mega Stone and a Keystone.
>>44487748
Yup.
Truth stranger than fiction, couldn't write shit that fucked up and have people believe it, etc, etc.
>>44487746
Okay, so how big is this Ruijerd guy in the setting anyway? I keep hearing about him, but how powerful is he?
>>44487748
What's sekirei got to do with throwing babies in rivers?
>>44487893
>People -winged- girls into the river
>>44487913
Ah, I get it.
Hey, /jc/. Post your battle music.
No, not that music. That's way too climactic and awesome.
Gimme the stuff that plays when there's no possible way anyone you're fighting can touch you and you're about to lay down a lesson in humility.
You know the kind.
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
A classic.
>>44487844
Enough to leave his name in history and kill steal a demon god from 3 heroes battling it by striking the weak point for massive damage. Can solo A rank monsters (Top ranking in world is S, dragons are S-class) and by the magic continent is considered an S class monster. He survived the Laplace war and at one point was the war leader for the whole Supard race. Even when he shows back up at the end volume while weakened from disease he helps out fighting God class opponents, although they were team battles.
So overall he is about low upper tier, probably emperor class? Not seven great powers material, but really damn strong. That said he is incredibly direct personality wise, and isn't so great at clever tricks or strategy. Grows quite a bit after meeting, and traveling with the protagonist.
>>44487962
Inspired by the events of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxDZv_1NcMs
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj2vaCv6VaM
I really like this one. It just feels right for screwing around.
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA
>>44487962
For when I'm just playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxXgYqNVzeI
For when I'm actually going to kill someone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_8t5ay0-YU
So, does anyone have a claim on a Gamer Jump?
>>44488192
C'mon, babs, we all know this is your song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ
>>44488242
No one has because the Gamer power is OP as hell and considering it's still ongoing it might raise in powerleveling like Toriko did.
>>44488256
Bad time to mention someone's working on it then?
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXddeN08Nu0
>"You know, the fact that you're losing to /me/ of all people is just hilarious!"
>>44488246
>Babylon
>Winds
>>44488270
Spacebattles tried, it's shit. The guy said in their CYOA thread he was going to try and upload to the drive.
Just ignore it.
>>44488242
No, although it's extremely lacking in setting details and therefore would make a garbage jump. It spends most of its chapters wanking the MC's power and showing off how clever he is, with the occasional bit of interaction with the outside world.
>>44488270
Go for it I just have trouble with the setting because of the new chapters and how slow the series is being made.
If worse comes to worse I'll just avoid the jump personally don't let my misgivings stop you.
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MR6B1jvUg4
>>44487962
Swiggity swooty, a beat down on your booty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfFqXmwkMJE
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZUmAbi0Vm4
I'm probably actually singing it.
>>44487962
>Gimme the stuff that plays when there's no possible way anyone you're fighting can touch you and you're about to lay down a lesson in humility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT_LQfli8SE
>>44488270
I know about Rosen's "jump" as stated here >>44485219. Frankly a low quality author from another site who doesn't bother to interface with the thread in the least doesn't matter.
>>44488299
That guy is one of the SB group. Notably he's an uninventive moron who decided to use the Ranma's poorly worded fanfic drawback to import a godawful crossover fic with the "spring of the drowned legendary super saiyan".
>>44488270
If you're talking about the Spacebattles poster, I think people were already aware of it. It seems like people, both on Spacebattles and here, think it's poorly balanced and written, however.
If there's another version of it being worked on, I'm going to withhold judgement until I see it. Just know that I think it's probably going to be a difficult to make a good jump of that setting, even though the premise sounds like it could be fun.
>>44488580
My favorite SB jump was the SoT jump they were working on that had weird prices and discounts: 30cp for this, 20 for that.
SB: It's a wacky place.
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6LcnuowRc0
>>44488694
Oh god, was that the one with several perks where you had to do long division to figure out your perk cost?
>>44488694
You're forgetting the complex mathematics to figure out what something costs and arbitrary power scales.
>>44487962
> You know the kind.
... Yeeeaaahhh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOA5M74kv5k
> The robots are performing a synchronized dance.
> Konata has a case of the giggles?
> One of the robots pours Konata a cup of tea.
> Konata admires your determination! She says she'll give you a free hit.
>She lied.
... yeah... It's pretty much EXACTLY like that.
>>44488786
What weird colored soul mechanic do you force on the player?
>>44488786
Did a robot pour you a cup of tea full of spiders?
>>44488562
>That guy is one of the SB group. Notably he's an uninventive moron who decided to use the Ranma's poorly worded fanfic drawback to import a godawful crossover fic with the "spring of the drowned legendary super saiyan".
Actually the guy who did that was not the guy doing The Gamer jump.
Unfortunately, there's probably people over there that think it's clever.
>>44487962
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=7e4kM-dgPOs
So, are there any jumps for settings you don't really like or care for, but that give you an opportunity for something that's not perk related that you just can't pass up?
I mean, I've been looking at the Kim Possible jump. Not really a fan, but it's *really* tempting to just play a wacky villain. Like, I'll make myself a g-rated edgelord parody, and just villain up the place. Try and sell myself as one of those villains fighting for the greater good when I'm really full of shit. Take All That, Attention Whore, Vivid Imagination, American Style Jokes, and Depantsed. Even though that's a waste of 200 points. Take a bunch of Spaz and Athlete perks on top of the Villain ones. Sell myself as a Badass Normal who tries to be Mr. Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better... My only problem is, if I take those drawbacks, it'll alter my state of mind to a point where I'm no longer going to be content with kayfabing my way through the jump. I'll resort to jump powers, and I'll make a huge mess of things instead of just being a goofy ineffectual highschool villain.
Any of you have jumps like that? Where you don't really like the setting and you're not in it for the perks, but there's a role you can play that's just *gold* and you can't not?
>>44488937
I loathe most shounen anime, so I find simple non-punch related solutions to their overly simplistic plots. Then I do what I can to put the protags out of business and render them obsolete.
>>44488954
Would Jojo count as one of the shounen you loathe?
>>44488970
Jojo gets a pass for being fabulous and hilarious.
>>44488954
>I loathe most shounen anime
Same. The storytelling is lazy.
>>44488802
Oh man, do I get to make up my own...? Nah, I'd probably just steal Papy's, that seems well suited for me.
>>44488803
It's actually coffee that tastes like tea that looks like sparkling water. The hard part was getting the bubbles to stay in after it gets heated up.
Or maybe they poured me a bunch of screws. Y'know, for their similarity to spirals.
It's probably just tea, though.
It is less important what I am drinking and more for the appearance of taking a tea break in the middle of battle.
I'd also probably monologue a lot about nothing in particular.
So that's fun.
>>44487962
Had to make a purely badger themed jumpchain for this, including converting all available followers into werebadgers, but so worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EllYgcWmcAY
>>44487962
I don't really have any?
Like, I'm not the kind of guy who fights for the sake of fighting or because I want to show how awesome I am. If I was in an actual fight with someone who was far enough below me that I could afford to screw around, I'd probably just either tank whatever they intended to hit me with, or pull out some non-lethal one-shot and end the the engagement immediately.
On the other hand, if it was a lesson in humility, which I would probably reserve for someone who's about to do something really stupid, I don't think I'd want music because it'd ruin the atmosphere. It'd probably be less like a fight and would instead constitute me stumbling over a lecture about important life lessons, punctuated by me knocking them down every time they tried something.
>>44487962
so, the music when I'M the final boss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdaduOiiR10
This version, anything else is too epic, this is just silly enough for the situation
>>44488883
Meant Bramasta, the guy who the post was responding to. Although yeah, should've been clearer on that count.
>>44489246
Do you head bob to the music while you are the final boss?
>>44487962
http://youtu.be/1yTiHs96Dyg
>>44489246
oh yeah, I've got my companions actually playing this as I slaughter dumbasses, we've been practicing for about 50 years.
>>44489289
I DANCE to the music as I do it, the symphony of battle just became my solo, bitches.
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw
>All these people who screw around during fights
Have you learned absolutely nothing? You're going to get ganked one of these days when you refuse to take your opponent seriously until it's too late.
>>44487962
took a moment to realize, but there wasn't a better choice in the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoqQnR8NOVI
>>44487962
Im uploading music i like anyways and i always keep scale.
Seriously curbstomp fights are boring and they make you rusty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5re_YfjDJgE
So, pardon my extreme Noobishness but what's the difference between all these "old" and "new" Jump folders I've been seeing, can you still use the old ones?
>>44489497
>old jump folders
I actually don't know what you're referring to.
That said, general rule of thumb is to use the newest version of a jump that's available.
>>44489497
Friendly word of advice don't use a name tag unless you have something to contribute or else anons will pounce on any mistake you make. And anons never forget.
To answer your question it is pretty much the newer version of jumps and if you want to use the old ones then that's up to you. Just don't brag if you can get an OP perk/item in the old one.
>>44489497
Upload New Jumps folder is for brand new jumps to get sorted into the remaining folders. Captain Brutus holds the keys to the drive and files things for us.
That's the closest I've seen to your new jumps folder idea, and I've never seen an old jumps folder. But, in general it's considered bad form not to use the latest version of a jump, as it was re-balanced or changed for a reason. If you had a build done when a jump was changed, you are allowed to keep you old build.
>>44489444
oh, I think you missunderstand, I don't screw around, if anything I get more intense with the music, every note a sword, be it steel or pure force, stabs someone. Every beat is another footstep to dodge a pitiful attack, another swing for a kick. I let the music flow through me as a guide, a rhythm game where moving to the beat gets more kills.
>>44489557
>>44489576
"Old" Wakfu: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_6DgZrbKgtCdllHVVZHTXo5Rk0&usp=sharing&tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc#list
>>44485377
Imagine Breaker from Scientific Railgun would probably work unless you're going up against a capital-G God
>>44489444
Then I deserve it.
>>44489841
Yeah, I think the difference was mostly the images and not the text, but you should go with the new one anyway.
So, I just want to say. Bloodborne DLC has Shark Dogs.
Shark Dogs.
>You pet the Lesser Shark Dog.
>It barks adorably underwater
Oi!
Outside of LotR, what's the best setting for creating magical jewelry? Extra points for non-D&D settings, 'cause of their stupid You Can Only Wear Two Rings bullshit.
>>44489905
>>44489905
I'm not the same guy, I was just pointing out that's what he was talking about.
>>44489910
Please tell me you are serious because I want one and I want to attach laser beam on top of their heads.
>>44489914
Viking Saga.
>>44489914
Elder Scrolls can do that, but is even worse what with only wearing one ring.
Harry Potter can do stuff with that too, through not specifically jewelry.
>>44489914
Nasuverse has Jewelcraft, combine that with Mystic Codes and you can make some very nice enchanted jewelry.
>>44487962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQM9v_rVAGU
>>44478948What would some ideas for the effects Clauses of the Clauses of the Drowned Man be? I kind of want to portray my Jumper as a Complete Amnesiac, trying to build up a personality and find his old name, eventually becoming a god of secrets and realizing his old name doesn't exist, because he never did.Thanks to anyone who has Ideas.
>>44489914
>You Can Only Wear Two Rings
Does anyone pay attention to rules like that? 'Cause while it was a different universe, Mandarin was a ring wearing motherfucker.
>>44489950
in the Hunter's Nightmare, in the fishing village. and since it's techincally you time travelling to another plane of existence or something where people still exist... Yeah. Since otherwise the village was cleared out in RL Yharnam. But if you get there, you CAN find that fishing village. and you can find the Shark Dogs
>>44490028
Wait a minute. Hunters trapped in nightmare world...abandoned fishing village...adorable/horrifying shark dogs...is Bloodborne just You Awake In Razor Hill?
>>44489950
The Shark dogs KINDA look like dog versions of street sharks. and more realistic
>>44485377
There's a perk from SCP that doesn't really make you immune, but makes you really good at countering their tactics and adjusting to any changes they make on the fly
>>44489444
Man... anyone I screw around within personis going to be someone I have the odds stacked against so completely as to make failure all but impossible. What's more, I have so many danger sense, emotive sense, aura, telepathy, and power scanners that it is basically impossible to catch me off guard at this point, and I would be continuously scanning them to look for any sudden changes or spikes in lethality, while constantly formulating plans to flee or kill them outright. I take all threats to my person incredibly, deadly seriously.
I don't really like fighting.
Most likely their every attack would be countered or dodged with a huge allowance for error, and at no point would they have even the illusion of a chance. Someone will probably start screaming at them to stay down.
So, basically, my playing around would be incredibly painful for them.Hence the line, "She lied."
>>44490081
>the dog version of street sharks
>>44489914
>>44489983
Is there an actual reason given for this lore-wise or is it just game mechanics? Because if it's the second you could probably ignore it.
>>44490166
>Is there an actual reason given for this lore-wise or is it just game mechanics? Because if it's the second you could probably ignore it.
I would assume game mechanics, as epic level feats let you wear more.
>>44490028
>>44490081
Anyone have an image of these Shark dogs?
>>44490259
I seen it on let's plays but image is hard to find.
>>44490274
Found a let's play and those look adorable even if it looks horrifying.
Question. In the InFamous jump, if you take extra power, can you afterwords develop the new Conduit Type as if it was your original one?
>>44490742
No.
Would stacking a bunch of toughness perks be enough to let me tank a fully charged Star Trek phaser shot?
>>44490844
Definitely. Phasers are pretty weak as far as directed energy weapons go.
>>44490844
Depends on the Toughness perks. How many you take. And how you fanwank it.
>>44490844
depends. Toughness perks range from 'slightly hardier than normal' to 'tank nukes'.
There's some small difference in power.
>>44490917
Definitely, especially the bigger ones.
>>44487962
If its just a humility lesson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukz_T9HFLJU
If its something that's forced us into a situation of using more than a thimbleful of out-of-context abilities:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXnwOMznkg
>>44490917
>>44490983
How the fuck do they disintigrate people then?
So, for the Light of Terra jumps, do the DLC CP carry over?
>>44490844
No. It completely converts matter into neutrinos and nadions. Only really top-tier stuff would let you tank disintegration at the sub-atomic level. Same with disruptors, which destroy nuclear bonds.
>>44491113
Yup. Can't spend the CP from a dlc you haven't been to yet, but you can take what you have to the following dlc.
>>44491113
yes
>>44491098
A poor understanding of the laws of physics on the part of the writers. There's no way that something can do that little tissue damage when it doesn't kill but completely disintegrate the body when it does.
>>44491154
Not true. You can run a deficit as long as you're at zero by the last part.
>>44491098
People hardly ever get Disintegrated by those things, don't you watch the show? it's like a third-degree burn At worse It's the disruptors you have to watch out for.
>>44491150
No they don't, they are like Lasers,
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Phaser
>>44491203
Phasers have various power settings.
>>44491258
Yes, but I'm talking about lethal blasts. Glancing blows from those just cause flesh wounds, but killing blows vaporize them despite any mechanism capable of completing vaporizing a human-sized target being able to do so no matter where it hits it. All of this without any energy transfer to the surrounding environment, either.
>can I tank phasers?
No son, but if you went Eliatrope in Wakfu you can use portals to blast phaser users in the ear with their own phasers.
I ask you: which is more satisfying?
JC. I need to get big. What are some of the best ways to permanently increase my size in the chain?
>>44491392
Spyro dragons cap out at a maximum size of somewhere around the continent of Australia. It's why we tease SpyroAnon about crushing things by sitting on them.
>>44491392
Spyro and pacific rim.
>>44491392
StarCraft zurg has a permanent 23 m boost for all your forms from then on.
>>44491392
Spyro Jump. Become the size of a Mountain Range. You know you want to.
>>44491392
Step 1: Open browser
Step 2: Goto http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/
Step 3: In the search field username enter: Red
Step 3a: In the search field tripcode enter: !!uqyYmhnMkxM
Step 4: Read, and do as she does.
Red is the progenitor of hueg. Others have gone larger, but her pursuit of gainz has been the purest.
>>44491489
>Red
>Pure
You mean the mad scientist Red who is making an abomination to all things living that she calls a Garden?
Does anyone know of a perk or a way to negate how your devil fruits lose power in water after the One Piece jump?
>>44491392
But the best of all is A combination of any Infinite food perk, shoggoth From Lovecraft, prototype, and this is in fact my final form from sword Art online. You see with prototype and shoggoth Together Your body is basically undifferentiated biomass that can assimilate all other biomass Into itself, then with the infinite food perk you have unlimited biomass, and with this is in fact my final form you can do that even when you're not a Mind rending blob monster.
>>44491506
I'm pretty sure there isn't much left Of Red,There's only the garden now.
>>44491535
No sell from tsukihime.
>>44491506
I believe I said:
>>44491489
>her pursuit of gainz has been the purest
Her gardening is another conversation.Though I applaud the creativity and ambition! Its nice to have an eldrich abomination driven by wonder and curiosity as opposed to bloodlust.
>>44491535
Some sort of skintight force field that repels liquid water would work. The weakness is only activated by both submersion and direct contact with water. If only one happens your powers work fine. So you can be in the rain or a shower and not be affected since you're not actually underwater, or you could be underwater but in a diving suit and be equally safe. It's only when you're under water and touching it that your powers switch off.
>>44491535
You could always, ya know, not take the silly fruit in the first place. Relying on something that's defeated by water is kinda retarded. I mean, it's cool if you're a caveman and it's fire, I got it, but a multiverse spanning superhero?
Just invest in better perks and gear.
>>44491567
Ok you have a point. Red is pure in that pursuit.
>>44491657
>Not realizing that just because something has a weakness or counter doesn't mean it doesn't have value.
>>44491432
Every time the Spyro Dragon size is brought up, people list a different cap.
Last I brought it up, they told me it capped at the size of a small mountain range.
I am almost convinced that everyone but me knows the limits and you are all just messing with me.
>>44491788
I think it's more that we're just forgetting the actual limit and are too lazy to confirm it, so we just go for what we vaguely remember.
>>44491432
Always bully the dragon.
>>44491788
That's because we are anon.
>>44491392
Spyro dragon form + Narnian time lets you achieve full size without waiting around for centuries, and Gunnerkrigg Court shapeshifting lets you get up to 10x as big as you normally are
>>44491432
>>44491836
BULLYING IS ILL ADVISED
>>44491788
It's a small mountain range, as in 2-3 small mountains side by side. People got confused with continent spanning mountain ranges and the moon because some people used outside combos to boost their size.
>>44491788
I asked the creator and He has some trouble nailing it down himself but last I heard from him it was three times the size of old rag Mountain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Rag_Mountain
>>44491850
But you are so fun to tease.
>>44491850
It's not bullying, it's stating a fact. Fact is, you're fat.
>>44491788
Last I checked, from the Supplement itself:
>Unnatural size applies to your base form (adds up to an additional 4ft in height if you desire) AND your alternate form (for dragons they go from mountain to mountain range size).
So if people are telling you Australia, they're screwing with you.
>>44491567
>>44491506
I'll have you know the Garden is a peaceful place, and its inhabitants kind. It's just a little overwhelming because I'm a filthy magpie who grabs shiny things like they're going out of style.
>>44491489
>mfw
Honestly... by this point I'm pretty sure everyone who's made their LoTs Luxembourg-size is the true hugers by this point. Along with people who... somehow made themselves planet size? Though I'm not sure why you'd want to be like that all the time. Half the fun of it is releasing your true form as they watch you tower above them more and more.
>>44491850
Speaking of>>44491857
I did import my Dragon form as my monster form for Godzilla, before I turned forty as a Dragon, does that Scale up growth from the new base?
>>44491788
If it's about the size of a small mountain range, then the smallest mountain range in the world is Sutter Bates in California at about 16 km in diameter. Just for reference.
>>44491880
>the Garden is a peaceful place, and its inhabitants kind.
Priscilla stop posting with Red's trip and go back to Dark souls.
>>44491850
I can't decide if that looks more like a jaundiced tadpole or an off colored anthropomorphized sperm eating an ice cream cone.
>>44491880
I've been thinking about eating Scion lately, that would be a way to be planet sized. I figure I probably wouldn't get his powers (because that just screams of wankery), but he's still a supply of biomass larger than the Earth and I could put that to good use.
>>44491850
What are you going to do?
Run home and drown yourself in Ice Cream you fat dragon.It's not like I'm being mean cause I actually like you or something.
>>44491850
Hey fattygon stop rolling around, we're getting earthquakes here.
>>44491865
>>44491871
>>44491973
>mfw forever bullied
>>44491861
>almost completely forgot about this
>>44491898
Up to you. Personally I went with additive rather than multiplicative.
>>44491937
It's a super stylized very upset Dunesparce.
>>44491947I like you too anon :3
>>44491850
NEVER FORGET SOUTH AMERICA
>>44491880
I swear I remember somewhere that you could stack it multiple times for even larger size gains. Speaking of which.
>>44491850
Can you stack the Unnatural Size perk multiple times for more absurd sizes? I want to know if I'm remembering wrong.
>>44491973
Fattygon sounds like a type of pokemon.
>>44491947
>Ice Cream
Well you know dragons do have a weakness for ice types.
>>44491880
I call bullshit about your garden it is an abomination of all things that makes sense. Since you put almost everything and I meant nearly everything you find interesting magic or plant-wise into that thing.
>>44491991
>Can you stack the Unnatural Size perk multiple times for more absurd sizes? I want to know if I'm remembering wrong.
Jumpers Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
>>44491983
Well you're the jump maker I think it would be your call,Besides if Choose for myself I'm probably just going to get yelled that again No matter what Decision I make.
>>44492001
Maybe. But if she's got bees I bet the honey there is AMAZING.
I can do some crazy stuff with good honey. Mead, beer, and cheesecake all come to mind.
>>44491880
>I'll have you know the Garden is a peaceful place, and its inhabitants kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD8xLYHyCAc
O-okay.
>>44492041
That honey would be something even the gods would weep at eating with Bees that challenge even the most experienced adventurer.
>>44492041
I'm sure that eating anything from her garden would give knew meaning to "taste the rainbow".
As in a literal meaning.
>>44491985
SHUT UP DON'T TELL THE THREAD
>>44491991
No only twice.
>>44491880
Will your garden be ok with being poked by a cosmic dragon entity? Because I would love to take a nice nap in it.Will it attempt to eat me. I don't want to get eaten by a magical garden
>>44492030
Bancho you're asking how two perks from completely different jumps will interact. I dunno how others would rule it. I just went with additive so I guess my ruling is that it adds together rather than multiplies.
>>44492048
>tfw Red is big and if she had a tail I'm sure it would be fluffy as hell.
The color is off, but maybe she was just depressed and chose white that day.
>>44492059
>Bees that challenge even the most experienced adventurer
I like to think of the bees as monastic pre-Nicean Christian monks. They're just off doing their own thing, and as long as you're cool with them and bring them things they need they'll dispense wisdom and pray for you. Or give you honey, as is appropriate in this instance.
>>44492079
It would be a hell of a psychadelic experience.
>>44491985
What happened to South America? Did Fatty sit on it and break it?
>>44492041
you've given me an idea for my next 100 jumps.
I'm going to collect as many alcoholic drinks as I can and learn to make them for myself, then sell them in every future jump. by the end of the 1000 years surely I'll have a recipe for the perfect drinks of all kinds, for every occasion.
>Beer
>Wines that go perfectly with every food
>Ale (I've got a rough idea for this already, but perfecting the operation has become imperative now)
>whiskey
>all the other COUNTLESS types of alcohol I'm forgetting
The question is, where do I start?
>>44492135
He made deals with the Azzies in Shadowrun.
>>44492135
Well, he claims he accelerated entropy to decay-blast it apart. But we all know what he really did.We love you, Spyro.
>>44492143
Journey to the West, learn the recipe for celestial wine.
>>44492102
>Bancho you're asking how two perks from completely different jumps will interact. I dunno how others would rule it. I just went with additive so I guess my ruling is that it adds together rather than multiplies.
fair enough.
>>44492108
Maybe but Bees are usually evil bastards where I live or at least the ones I've come across. I even got stung by a random bee because I was just there.
>>44492143
>The question is, where do I start?
Viking Saga. Tell me the Aesir don't know about crafting divine booze and I'll slap you. After that, hit up either Herc/Xena or Percy Jackson and have a sit down with Dionysus. After that, maybe swing over to Okami and talk Saki with the Shinto gods.
>>44492001
Everyone needs a hobby, and it's better than just genociding things? I dunno. It lets me mess around elsewhere and I don't have to worry about fucking up any world I go to.
>>44492048
>>44492104
...I can be white too. I like white.
>>44491991
Unnatural Size can be stacked twice. First one makes it mountain size. The second one makes it mountain ranges. But I usually don't account that in my chart of 'how to be hueg'.
>>44491946
Eeeeeeh... honestly, you're better off going after easier prey if you just want to get biomass. But that's me, I usually like playing it safe.
>>44492102
I've already got a giant cosmic dragon entity in it. Yiazmat grew well within it.
>>44492108
>>44492079
>>44492059
>>44492041
...this is a bad time to mention Tree of Plenty/Age of Ice's Yggdrasil and Gourmet Cells, isn't it. ...along with taking a shitton of plants from WoW and Endless Legends. And a bunch of FFXIV Aether/crystal stuff... look, long story short anyone who eats from the Garden is gonna become amazing.
>>44492204
You sure they were bees, were they honey bees? Honey bees are actually pretty chill unless you start fucking with the honey or the hive.
Ugh. Fucking potatoes.Jumper me wants to hang with jumper Red and have warehouse parties to swap notes and just chill.That sounds amazing.
>>44492212
You didn't take the apiary in fallen London did you? Because I think that's the Next way you could improve upon your honey.
>>44492212
Red I swear anything you put in your garden animal or otherwise will be uplifted to complete sentience. or was it sapient.
>>44492212
>...I can be white too. I like white.
We know, Red. We know.
Bah.
>>44492253
>Ugh. Fucking potatoes.Jumper me wants to hang with jumper Red and have warehouse parties to swap notes and just chill.That sounds amazing.
The above was directed at >>44492212
>>44492253
I have no idea all bees look the same to me. Especially since I try to avoid them.
>>44492278
>mfw
NO. NOT AGAIN. NOT AGAIN, NOT NOW. I THOUGHT I ESCAPED THAT. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
>>44492269
...I want to refute that but I technically can't.
>>44492135
>>44492155
NOOO MY SECRETS OUT.I wanted to play the villain for once during the Captain planet jump. I came off as that edgy new villain that was WAY too strong and is clearly holding back so he doesn't instantly win. I essentially entropy fucked the southern half of South America as an act of power and show that he could never really beat me. My companions were pretty upset with me it, we worked together to fix it and stop the planeteers from fucking things up further. My corporation developed an environmental research branch. And I had to reveal my god dragon status to do soI spent the rest of that jump having a successor who's clearly a good guy and became the not nearly as powerful but equal to the captain anti-hero. I took the drawback that made the setting more gritty and realistic. And I blew that completely out of the water with my campy nonchalant style.I never want to be a bully again...even if I had fun being the 'bad guy' once I fixed my mistake.This was foreshadowing for the fuckfest that was Shadowrun to put it nicely
>>44492269
On the sliding scale of consciousness, sapience is further down the development road than sentience.
You meant sapience, anon. Garden gnoshers will be uplifted to sapience.
>>44492288
Eh. I dunno, then. Like said honey bees aren't that aggressive unless you roll up on their shit
>>44492212
Considering how much stuff you add to that garden and that link to it you mentioned I have a question.
Are you trying to make it so that once you spark you and the garden end up consuming the universe it occurs in as a side effect, falls across time and space into the depths of the Blind Eternities, and then transforms into the Eldrazi on your way back to normal reality?
>>44492345
Nah. She just doesn't have cable in that joint, so she needs a hobby.Red is cheap.
>>44492325
So basically you sat on it, then killed the rest of the worlds wildlife by breathing in all the air because you're so fat? Nice genocide lard dragon.
>>44492288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
as well you should, bees are terrible hive minded insect monsters.
>>44492361
To be fair, the only television that's consistent across universes is Reality TV, and nobody sane wants to watch that.
>>44492345
You lost me
>>44492388
>Sane
>Jumpers
Pick one.
>>44492391
If there is ever a symphogear jump I want to tease Chris.
>>44492345
...I need an explanation because I have no idea what the fuck any of that means.
>>44492403
There is a limit to what insanity we will fall to. And Snookie is that limit.
>>44492379
b-but I'm not fat
>>44492382
>bees are terrible hive minded insect monsters
That's terribee speciesist of you, Tera. You should hive known better, but I suppose you just got royally jelly of their close relationships.
Look at me drone on! I'll stop now.
>>44492423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
>>44492423
Fat enough you'd have to measure your pants size in astronomical units.Also you didn't deny the genocide. Nice.
>>44492419
>Snookie
I love the fact that she plays herself as acrossroads demonin Supernatural.
>>44492325
Eh, so long as it's just the southern half of SA it's no great loss. If you had put the hurt on Brazil or Columbia, lands that do great things for the aggregate level of aesthetic appeal, we might have had words.
But southern SA? Eh, no great loss.
>>44492446
SHUT UP
>>44492447
>genocide
I guess I actually did....fuck.
>>44492485
I still did a bad guy thing. That's not cool. I mean sure it's the equivalent of tipping over a glass of milk that no one felt like drinking. Nothing of value lost but there's still a mess there!
A mess that has to be cleaned up.
>>44492529
Out of curiosity has there been any knights that thought you were man-eating, princess snatching evil dragon then were utterly surprised by how innocent and adorable you actually are?
Because if there hasn't I have to call bullshit.
>>44492630
How long til the Knights start rescuing Spyro from Princesses?
>>44492529
>genocide
Morally bankrupt as well as in serious need of a diet. Have you no redeeming qualities?
>>44492391
>>44492416
The Blind Eternities is the 'not-place' that exists between the planes(a.k.a. worlds and unierses) of Magic the Gathering that planeswalkers (a.k.a. the thing you become after completing an end jump) cross when moving from one plane to another.
It's also a super dangerous place where most beings can't survive there.
The Eldrazi meanwhile are an ancient race of cosmic horrors from the same setting that live in the Blind Eternities. The Eldrazi travel between planes devouring their energy until the plane collapses.
Red's garden meanwhile from what I remember includes a ton of magic plants that she has a mental link to, several pools of magic energy that the plants probably feed off of, and gourmet cell a.k.a the things that are turning the planet of Toriko into a meal for a giant demon thing.
This seems like the kind of thing that would lead to the garden eventually reaching the point where it literally consumes worlds.
>>44492630
Berserk hilariously. It's how I met the protagonist. Apparently during my travels I met this cute girl who looked pretty tired so I gave her a ride to my little cave. Apparently she's royalty and she's running away because she fears her uncle is trying to take her for himself.Ewww
She begged me not to take her back and I just went with it. We played games and I taught her mathematics, literature, and science. The king was constantly sending mercenaries to come get her. And I kept sending them packing. I even went directly there and warned them to fuck off. Eventually Guts was called to deal with me....
Umm we kinda fought but he couldn't really beat me at that point early in his asskicking career. But I refused to kill him. Instead offered to talk. Me, Guts and friends + the princess went back and ended up murdering the evil uncle after he killed the king. Guts actually offered for me to join the group. I kinda agreed because I found him amazingly cool.BIG MISTAKE
>>44492689
I-I'm not a bad dragon am I?
>>44487962
I always take all my opponents seriously, but if I absolutely know I'm gonna beat whatever's getting thrown at me I'd have to play this.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m7e7tCn7Bk
So, if I wanted to become the great A'tuin from discworld(not necessarily a turtle though), what are some good ways to go about that?
>>44492809
You're not a bad dragon. You're the worst dragon.Okay, I'm actually starting to feel bad for you at this point. Was this all part of your plan?
>>44492851
That's how he gets you anon.
>>44492902
Thanks to you anon my spite batteries have been recharged!
>>44491910
I like this size, this sounds great.
Behold! I have bitten and blessed by the one hundred and fifty four old sheepdog that knows Kung-fu, and now I will play to you, mah p-a-noh
animal instincts
fleabag
a@@hole with a choke chain
half-breed
age 154
bacholorette
elderly couple
family home
country home
sheepdog
sit down
lay down
stay
name
play dead
jump
speak
roll over
rubber bone
cute
fluffy
tennis ball
beach ball
keyboard
burger toy
pull rope
boomerang
piggy bank
fetch
spin
heel
shake
>>44492928
Excellent. Now give that dragon a swirlie. Granted we'll need to use the pacific ocean to do so, but eh.
>>44493005
Bad Anon.
Your supposed to find a planet(or maybe the moon of a gas giant) with an ocean things aren't using for stuff like this.
>>44492809
Eh, what's an act of genocide now and then anyways?
>>44493005
I doubt it would be big enough. Damn lard dragon's too fat to fit in the ocean.
>>44493036
But it's perfect. No one is currently living there. All that runoff from South America had to go somewhere.
>>44493071
Oh never mind then. I thought you mean the pacific ocean of a still functioning earth, not a post apocalyptic one.
>>44492768
>mfw
That... that sounds more like something other certain jumpers would do. I can't possibly see myself justifying such a thing in any way.
Shit sounds heinous as hell.
>>44492851
>bad dragon
Spyro is not for sexual
>>44493139
Where did that come from?
>>44493166
Bad Dragon is an online sex toy store specializing in dildos based on mythical creatures and animals.
>>44493166
Bad Dragon is the name of the manufacturer of dragon dildos.
>>44493201
>>44493190
I'd ask where you learned that, but I really, really don't want to know.
>>44493126
I was thinking less intentionally and more 'Are you really sure your garden isn't going to evolve into a world eating cosmic horror?'Please tell me you don't plan on splicing in Kais and the trees they grow on(yes the gods of dragon ball grow from trees), Namekians, and the Tree of Might into it once you get to Dragon Ball. Lie if you have to.
>>44493234
On 4chan, /g/ actually. Because dragon dildos are technology, apparently.
>>44493235
>Tree of Might
Fuck. That. Shit.
>Kai Trees
... ...mmmmmmmmaybe. I legit have no idea if I would, actually.I'd be too busy trying to collect my own Cell genes before trying to bro it up with Beerus.
>>44493005
>>44493036
NO BULLY PLS
>>44493049
GENOCIDE IS BAD AN EXTRA SIDE OF CASUAL MAKES IT WORSE!
>>44493139
LEWDIf you wanted a cuddle you could have just asked anon
>>44493282
>not being casual about your genocide
Look think of how much more genocide you could get done if you aren't being all angsty about it.
>>44493234
/co/. One of those things where people order something online, there's a box, and when they open it there's a sex toy and some comics inside. I think it was some TPBs he was scanning and uploading or something.
>>44493282
Eh, I suppose I lost all value towards other people's lives when I became a Magicka Wizard. Usually when I genocide it's usually out of negligence.
>>44493277
>>44493235
It already is a multicosmic horror and it is secretly controlling her thoughts and emotions. Gradually melding her to be more appealing to it. Making her grow large like a mighty tree as she slowly brings it more power. She hasn't been in control for a very long time.
>>44493339
>>44493275
What part of I really, really don't want to know don't you understand?
>>44493360
But is it a world eating one?
>>44493166
>>44493139
>>44493201
>>44493190
Bad dragon also sells the best dragon onaholes. You can customize it too.
>>44493394
We don't want to hear about your taste in bestiality, sick fuck.
>>44493380
Not until she stops jumping and it decides it can no longer gain more power via being a passive forest.
>>44493365
I understand all of it. That's really part of the point.
>>44493365
The part where you're on 4chan.
>>44493365
>>44493394
God damn it.
>>44493399
Not him but is it beastiality if the creature is sapient? What if it is both sapient and humanoid?
>>44493399
>>44493365
>>44493234
Why do overly sensitive people visit 4chan?
>>44493425
Yes. Now shut the fuck up, this is not the time and place for this conversation. That is literally the entire point. Nobody wants to hear it. Go to the general if you can't keep it in your pants.
Let's talk about something else. Anything else. How about people? How do you have people view you as a wise sage, a Murderhobo, a Jerk with a heart of gold or whatever?
>>44493437
It's a new age. Feelings are apparently the be all end all.
>>44492212
Red, post-spark you will be probably big enough to wear universes as earrings or something like that.
Also, it is fun to lay around on large spaces. Even being earth size is small if you go to the bigger planets. Still plenty of room to lay on
>>44493455
Did nobody ever tell you about finding the appropriate time and place? This is neither. Do you have a modicum of mature adult in you or are you a perpetual impulsive child?
>>44493461
What's ASA going to lay on?
>>44493310
Unless it's an all evil irredeemable race/people or naturally unintelligent bad guy race. I have a strict Genocide rule.
>>44493348
>dying due to someone elses stupidity
That's a sad way to go man.
>>44493406
Why does everyone assume that gaining huge amounts of power automatically makes you into a power hungry reality eating horror that cares for nothing but its own gain?
I mean sure there's a chance of that happening but sometimes it just wants to make friends. I mean look at me! I can consume fire gods, demons, monsters and eldritch horrors and I turned out fine!
>>44493441
Actually this is a great place for that question considering having any form of relationship with nonhumans is common in jumpchain, even if it is not sexual. The question of what defines it as bestiality or just another relationship matters. Also as an aside chill your beans niglett.
>>44493455
Fagg. . . No, they don't even rate that. Fucking embarrassments are what they are.
>>44493477
His own dimension because he is tired of all this spiral shit.
>>44493486
No it's not. We have always tried avoid turning this into someone's personal fetish carousel. Again, go to the general. We don't want it here.
>>44493476
The person who is calling other people children is sperging out over simple questions? How unheard of!
Who was working on Chrono Trigger again? I forget.
>>44493516
>Simple questions
>HEY GUYS WHAT DO YOU LIKE PUTTING YOUR DICK INTO LETS TALK ABOUT SEX TOYS WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL DO YOU FUCK
>Simple or appropriate questions.
How about no?
>>44493501
Who is we? You aren't me and you dont speak for me so fuck off. I agree that not everything nonhuman is beastiality you closeminded fuck.
>>44493532
You're the sick fuck outsider who wants to vent his fetishes to us because he literally can't keep it in his pants. Nobody cares how you feel about it. They wish they knew LESS about how you felt.
>>44493501
You dont speak for me. If I want to marry a dragon or a squidmonster or a shoggoth I will.
>>44493555
Nobody cares what you. They just don't want to fucking talk with you about it.
>>44493444
First of all, checked, second of all, I imagine I speak for the majority of people here when I say I imagine people see me as a really irresponsible god. My plans are the stuff of legends, but what most people think, and what is often true, is that it's mostly just luck and me hanging on by the edge of my seat.
>>44493555
Trips speaks truth.
>>44493501
Dude just because someone wants something not human doesn't mean you gotta sperg over it so calm down.
>>44487962
pic related
>>44492026
Hats off for that reference.
>>44493549
>>44493566
Question.
Why is it that you never get this indignant when all the pokemon fuckers crawl out of the woodwork? Is it something in particular about dragons that makes you unsettled?
>>44493596
What is that from?
>>44493602
Probably because they don't go into detail about sex toys and genitals. "I'm dating an X" is innocuous enough until you get that one asshole who wants to blab about his fetishes directly. It's not about dragons, it's about that kind of person.
>>44493425
Go do a build for Mass Effect. Then come back and never tell us about it.
>>44493444
They see me as that mercurial creature that will randomly show up to heal people or lay down a prophecy that prevents disaster. I tend to wander in settings and just try to be nice to people. A lot of the time I plant impossible plants and give people hugs or useful items. If there's something majorly wrong with a setting I do my best to fix it, but I'm kind of a fuck up.
>>44493483
Absolute power corrupting I guess. After a certain point what else is there to do but binge eat the multiverse.
How disgusting that they put someone in a romantic relationship with a clearly inferior being in a big Hollywood picture
Question I jumped Ravenloft and I'm in Lamordia what are the worse things I can expect to fight or find in there?
>>44493644
Disgusting beastiality we dont want that here you sick fuck.
>>44493634
>mercurial
>Hugging people
That sounds unhealthy
>>44493644
>a clearly inferior being
Not her fault she isn't a redhead. The cosmos is a cruel mistress.
>>44493644
You must be really offended people don't want to hear about your fetish.
>>44493634
That wasn't the question though, the question was is it wrong to love something nonhuman.
>>44478948
Could you explain which bits are inaccurate as to their motives? I'm still trawling through atumblrchock full of FL lore to figure all this out.
Anyway. I've come up with more clauses for you & Elonanon to have a look at. I'm still lost as to a Rank 5 Clause for the primordial scream & Bazaar contracts, though.
http://pastebin.com/4DgqaP3A
>>44493444
A divine chef/computer programmer/quantum physicist who's never seen in public but releases controversial yet exceptional work.
Depends on the setting, really. Some decades it's nice to have a little time to ourself. The whole overdeity shtick carries a lot of responsibility.
>>44492768
To be fair, the Eldrazi are of colourless mana. The Garden is probably, like...maximum overgreen. And Red probably is too, ironically. There's different sorts of cosmic horror out there, and not all of 'em get along well.
>>44489444
Hey, to be fair-it's kind of hard to go all out when most of yourself is hanging outside of reality for health and safety reasons. Everyone else's health and safety, that is. Between that and the whole fate-writing thing, it's becoming hard to tell the difference between fights and bad choreography with an inevitable end most times.
Though we do have one or two recurring enemies out there powerful to keep us constantly vigilant.
>>44493702
Nobody wants to have that discussion. Get that through your fucking head.
>>44493702
>is it wrong to love something nonhuman
I'm pretty sure Melissa McCarthy is married, if that's what you're asking.
>>44493714
Apparently a few people do.
>>44493702
I know there is a picture for it but generally if it is sapient then its fine to have a relationship with it. In otherwords if you can love it and it can love you then you need a pod for it.
>>44493750
No.
>>44493750
>I do that means you all do.
Also
>Using /tg/ meme pictures as your moral compass.
How socially stunted can you be?
>>44493765
Wew kid.
Wew.
>>44493714
What? Don't wanna be Captain Kirk and go where no man has gone before?
Where's your sense of adventure man!
>>44493782
No.
>>44493748
Worth a couple keks anon good on you.
>>44493776
Where do you think you are? Why are you so xenophobic anon? Where did the alien robot dragon touch you?
>>44493791
That wasn't a value judgement. That was a "We don't want to hear about it." I do not care what you use your junk on. I just don't want to hear you jerking yourself off over it, understand? Just stop. It's not hard. TMI and all that. Keep it to yourself.
>>44493810
I understand not wanting to talk about what kind of dildos people buy. But you sperging out when people so much as mention something related to it doesn't help anon.
>>44493810
If you cannot show love to others others will never love you.
>>44493836
>So much as a mention
>GUYS WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING ANIMALS WITH ME.
Jesus go back to Spacebattles. You kids are fucking damaged.
>>44493829
why does he have a demon head chained to his crotch?
>>44493804
>Worth a couple keks anon good on you.
Thanks. I try.
>>44493829
I'm tempted to tell you to bump it off so it dies early.
>>44493852
Do you not showoff your trophies of past battles?
>>44493852
Even astartes like a little head now and again.
>>44493852
Clearly he's going to Wacken and he doesn't want to look like a poser. C'mon, Kanons, you know this stuff.
>>44490019
...this is a really, really bad idea, and you are inviting more misfortune on yourself than we did upon jumping Ravenloft. We presume you know the price you'd pay for such ignominy.I approveInvoking fear at the mention of your nameConsume and digest (eventually) anything mundane. Still gotta chew that shit, and strong shit's gonna give you indigestion for a good long timeCurse people with nightmares. Nightmares that can make them obsessed with rot, decay and cold...or with your identityIf you know the name of someone and they know your name, you can become a living curse on their life. Rot food in their mouth. Tarnish their blades. As long as you maintain the Glamour payment every hour, you're a spirit of hunger eating away at everything they hold dear. When they have nothing left, you become themI'm not sure about this one, actually. Expect spectacular entropic effects, though
>>44493526
Wild Card
>>44493644
Would a Watchmen jump be feasible?
>>44493852
sorry, but you can't mention crotches here. Not even peripherally. I mean if crotches are involved then it's automatically lewd. Like if you mention arms, arms are attached to bodies which have crotches. This is lewd. Mermaids don't have crotches, however this brings up the topic of crotches. So it's lewd. I forget my point but everything is lewd so everyone needs to shut up. Oh my god, I have a crotch! I better shut up too.
>>44493901
Way to ignore the entire thread to post an easily defendable strawman. Nice work on that. It's always easy to support someone when you ignore what they were saying.
>>44493461
...is it bad that such a thing actually sounds fun as hell?
>>44493902
Thank you.A reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
>>44493928
Like how above anon asked if it was ok to love a sapient nonhuman and the other anon went supersperglord over how he imagined it being lewd?
>>44493911
Eh, I'm tired anyways. I've had enough 4Chan for one day.
>>44493928
Sorry, might of had you confused with another anon with no life, he baits me from time to time for no apparent reason.
Anyways. Logging off now.
>>44493946
You mean how those anons got super upset someone told them nobody wanted to hear about dildos then went on a rant because being called a zoophile by someone they don't even know really offended them? From there trying to segue into a conversation about what kind of animal it's okay to fuck. That is a series of inappropriate conversations.
>>44493929
Oh come on, have some standards. Universes as earrings? Really?! Just because you have cosmic power doesn't give you an excuse to look tacky.
Planetary swivel chairs are fun though, won't lie.
>>44493907
Maybe if it happened, like, 10 years before the main events like Infamous jump? Lotta nice not-Cold War stuff going on.
Might also be worth a +0CP drawback to decide between comic and movie. Comic Watchmen's more...comics-y. Ozamandias uses a huge psychic squid thing instead of bombs, for example.
>>44493608
Source image. But what the source image is from, I have no idea sorry. My google-fu stops when the highest-res image sources from a page with moon runes.
>>44493981
Oh so it was you, I thought so. Kindly go fuck yourself. Nonhumans can love too whether this hurts your xenophobic cloisterred worldview or not has no bearing in a game where you can be anything under the randomly colored sun.
>>44494038
Here's the thing. I don't care what you want to screw. I don't care about any value judgements. I do not care. That's what you miss. You're trying to defend what you like to someone who doesn't give a rat's ass, never did, and just doesn't want you blabbing about the fucking details. That is all you were asked.
Who's you guys favorite buyable companion?
>>44494089
Hooligan Tuesday.
>>44494061
If you didn't care you wouldn't keep sperging over it.
>>44493711
The thing you think will please them? The whole "marriage between a pseudo-star and a once mortal"? Totally a bad idea. See http://saint-arthur.tumblr.com/post/135277807464/has-someone-echoed-all-the-parts-of-the-seventh. And that was just between a scandal of postman and recipient! Lotta presumptions being made. So, keep that in mind.
Also, lacre doesn't 'transform', while the Masters are alien, that is because they are space bats. From space. Other methods can turn humans into Masters(possibly involving Rubbery science), but lacre annhilates. Just go with ridiculous vitality, like what the Presbyterate offers(being half-Judgement and half-Bazaar).
I can't imagine what sort of contracts you'd come up with once you hear of the Fingerkings real muscle, or you get access to the N... nevermind, back to work on the Chain I go.
Otherwise, good job!While I don't agree on your views, I applaud your creativity
>>44493990
Oi. Oi I'm not going to get chided for fashion by a guy who thinks static and drool is in vogue. Your taste in style is like your view on life: Bland and devoid of flavor.
>>44494109
It's not spering to try and impress onto you not to do a bad thing. Is a man a sperg for telling a child to use the toilet?
Also is that the only (pseudo) verb you know?
>>44493990
I'm with Red on this ASA, your fashion sense sucks.
>>44494117
Better than big, red, and skanky.
>>44494111
Vitality is literally the most boring stat, though.
>>44494158
>The guy who uses a generic harem character to describe his human form
>In charge of fashion
>>44494143
I'm pretty sure everybody has moved on to what romance with non-human beings is like.
>>44494200
If you'll notice, they're moved on to ignoring both of us. Like I said, this wasn't a desired conversation.
>>44494143
Most people are talking about romances and relationships anon. Only you are stuck on dildoes.
>>44494228
...
They're talking about fashion. Are you blind now too?
>>44494182
I dont know anon I think mindbreaking form trumps cockbreaking lust.
>>44493686
That's what the healing is for, Anon.
xenophobe
silly hats and frilly dresses
old-fasioned women
mists of amnesia
netherworld
mage
fairy
touhou soundtrack
spell cards
silver and gold
alice doll
jumpers theme
magicians mind
soar
focus undivided
spell card pact
doll maker and bucuresti
ibuki gourd
roukaken and hakurouken
ofuda
sorcerers sutra scroll
apparations stalk the night
tai chi master
spirit camera
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img00.deviantart.net/99e8/i/2013/174/f/0/m_a_g_e__the_fairy_of_lonely_tragedy_by_pinkysilva-d6adxg7.png&imgrefurl=http://pinkysilva.deviantart.com/art/M-A-G-E-The-Fairy-of-Lonely-Tragedy-380243095&h=1445&w=1024&tbnid=8sbQTT2u99Xp8M:&docid=mAKzXpzonw0puM&hl=en&ei=AP-FVo2oEsro-AGCw6q4CQ&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0ahUKEwiNqIny4YfKAhVKND4KHYKhCpcQMwgdKAAwAA
>>44494158
>Better than big, red, and skanky.
>the guy who literally is a static, blank thing who regularly brags and claims to be a living multiverse is trying to police other people
At the risk of sounding stuck up, I shall take that as my victory.
>>44494285
I guess even losers need small victories. You can have this one.
>>44494285
At least he's unique. I have to give this argument to ASA.
Jump #1: Fallen London
Name: ???
• Age: ???
• Location: ???
• Background: ???
• Perks:
○ ???
• Items:
○ ???
• Drawbacks:
○ Asking Mr. Eaten: -0
○ Finding Mr. Eaten: -0
○ Waiting for Mr. Eaten: -0
○ Peckish for Mr. Eaten: -0
○ Pursuing Mr. Eaten: -0
○ Trailing Mr. Eaten: -0
○ Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name: -1600
(1000)-(1600)= All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well. All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.At least I get the Candle at the End.
>>44494377
Unique does not mean good, and seriously ASA's look isn't a good one. His waifu is fine, bit of a one note though.
>>44494117
>>44494145
That's a goatee ya soulless ginger.
And formfitting static is the new black, plebs. It's almost like you don't want to celebrate the near-absence of colour in the empty depths of space.
>>44494111
...oof. Oh. Well. Well, to be fair-the pact price was more for the Bazaar's benefit who was after hot celestial-on-mortal action. Our tribute to the Judgments was mainly taking action to prevent the Liberation of Night and bringing the culprits to Judgement.
Still, we see there's...going to be some bumps in our relationship alright. Oh well. Even the most steady relationship has some rocky moments at times. Granted, most girlfriends can't sic thunder dragons on their unfaithful boyfriends.
Ah, noted. I'll have to fix those up later this afternoon.Wait, there's two of them? I thought the Mountain of Light was the Judgement-Bazaar hybrid, and also the source of the Hesperidean Apples' vitality. Or is this Presbyterate you speak of the Mountain of Light?
Well, to be fair-the Fingerkings WERE our enemies because ofa drawbackcircumstances beyond our control so. Probably never got to open negotiations with those guys. Maybe that one guy interested in making a contract with nobody-in-particular could get their interest.I shall keep an eye out for notorious n-words in FL, though none spring to mind at the moment
And thanks!Writing Contracts is as hard as writing Stands for me. Especially for unique setting stuff, where I have to find a balance between avoiding things that the aspect of reality can already do by itself, and writing something overly overpowered
>>44494009
It's from an old TTRPG called 無限のファンタジア, Infinite Fantasia (Mugen no Fantasia) that was pretty much only popular in Japan for a while. The site that you reverse image searched was just a standard amiblog chronicling one person's journeys through said TTRPG.
>>44494158
>>44494354
Fun fact: This guy's an imposter.I don't mind really, just thought I ought to point it out
Or another iteration of us dislocated from time and space acting independently. That happens sometimes because we mucked around with the Elder Blood and Zoids time tech and certain Toa masks ages ago and-well, most of 'em merge with our overmind early on but sometimes this happens.
It's super awkward.
>>44494452
Goatee's aren't much better, and space is full of color, you just can't see it because you're looking only for emptiness that you reflect upon the universe around you. You're the empty one.
>>44494158
>>44494117
>>44494354
Just wanted to admit Im not asa but it was funny. Sorry couldn't resist.
>>44494530
With the way you act it's hard to tell. You're usually always crazy and egotistical against anyone who's not you.
>>44494561
Most color images of space showing brightly colored nebulas and such are all fake, they add color in after the picture develops.
>>44494566
He's pretty friendly really.
>>44494452
>Goatee
Just when we thought you weren't evil enough...
As for pact price, that was a bit of reading comprehension fail on my point, also a warning.
Let's sea, its no huge mystery that the Elder Continent (landmass south of London), is governed by the Presbyterate (pretty much Methuselahs to a man), due to the influence of the Mountain of Light (who is also the Zee god Stone).
And as long as you stay away from mirrors and stick to dreaming about cats, you'll be clear of the Fingerkings.
Also, know nothing about Changeling. What do you need to start making contracts? Apart from being horrendously powerful, of course.
In the DC jump what do I have to do to get Batman to take me under his wing and train me?
>>44494599
Be a spry, young boy in body-hugging tights.
>>44494584
In that "will lobotomize you for grabbing the wrong fork at dinner" friendly?
>>44494599
Have joker kill your parents.
>>44494618
You seem to be projecting a bit. He's not that bad.
>>44494617
With dead parents
>>44494617
>>44494599
Or have tits and either have a crush on him or be mute.
>>44494583
That's more because of the use of filters to take clear images, and that we don't have colors we associate with anything actually outside our visual range. So images we have may be in UV but while we know the wavelength and intensity, the images themselves are pretty much black and white, just showing the intensity.
>>44494599
Steal a prototype batsuit and use it to get revenge against the man that is responsible for the death of your father.
>>44494655
>or be mute
bestbatgirl
>>44494618
You seem to be mixing him up with Bancho.
Twilight, "fuck it, let's go all in" edition
>Rolled 2 for location, La Push, Washington, USA
>Rolled 16+(2+4)/12=16.5 for age
>New Student
>Enlightened
>Student Identification
>Occult Knowledge (900)
>Self-Control (800)
>Reflexes (600)
>No Sense (400)
>Fast Learner (250)
>Anti-Vampire (-50)
>A Better Love Story (-250)
>Be(ll)autiful (-550)
>Spending Money (-600)
>Fanmode (-300)
>Belladonna (0)
>I've visited countless worlds that would boggle the mind
>Embarked on legendary journeys with the fate of civilizations hanging in the balance
>Experienced sensations the like of which even gods and kings can only dream
>And yet...
>I had never felt this way until I saw her...
I'm going all in, I'm basically going to be a main character and hurl myself bodily into this. Dear god, with A Better Love Story and Be(ll)autiful, I might have enough to charisma my way into good standings with everyone. Thankfully, the way the drawbacks are written make it sound like I'm actually going to ENJOY my stay while I'm here. Hopefully, my memories of enjoyment will stay even after the drawbacks are lifted and help take the sting out of it.Honestly, it probably won't be THAT bad. I might go "what the fuck was I on?" after the jump is over, but I don't think I'd react as strongly and negatively as people might think I would.Also, there was an earlier plan to replace Occult Knowledge with Imprinting take the dram even farther by choosingBella,but I decided that might be a little too crazy.It could be interesting though
>>44494618
This makes no sense. Why would Anti-Spiral Anon want people to use more forks than necessary?
After all didn't they base themselves on the entity that decided people wanting too much was a problem?
>>44494587
Contract process is simple. You appeal to that facet of reality, decide on what quest you're going to undertake, accomplish that quest without offending that facet of reality, seal the deal, and then just avoid fucking that part of reality over too badly.
An example: Contract with birds for limited flight, etc. Appeal to birds using a mating dance and then ask birds if rescuing a rare species of bird from extinction is a good quest for what you receive. The birds give an affirmative signal by having a few land on you or a negative by having them leave. If yes, you must rescue those birds and get their numbers up. If you are successful within a year and a day, then you must seal the deal with a gift, usually a dot of one of the changeling's stats and a dot of willpower, both are something that could be gained back with time. Contract of Bird is now a thing that exists and other changelings can learn it. As a side benefit, birds like you a bit more now.
Other ways to seal the deal are possible, but are generally the subject of an epic quest in and of themselves.
>>44494792
That's.. refreshingly clear. Using the same example, would each successive changeling need to save a rare species of bird, or just learn it from you? And can only changelings use these contracts.
Also, would a sufficiently single-minded/aspected Jumper from, say, Lord of Light, count as a facet of reality to be appealed to? And what doesn't count as a facet of reality?
>>44494868
I personally think that a direct contract with the actual jumper might be a bit of a stretch (unless your power is absolutely ridiculous). However, if you're sufficiently far along in embodying an aspect of reality, you might be able to serve as an intermediary for your aspect and help determine what would constitute an acceptable quest.
>>44494561
Man, you're just jealous because you can't pull off a goatee just as well. It's all about having the right kind of chin. Which you clearly don't.
Space is full of colour, yes-and you say that like it's always a good thing. There's nothing wrong with a little vest but c'mon, look at that hot pink smothering the duck egg blue. Is that really something you'd rather wear on your baudy than a stately, majestic cape of matte black punctuated subtly with dim stars?
>>44494587
What a spirited young demigod. All alone under the Earth and already taking the initiative to form its' own cult.
Dream about...cats. Well. Time to invent lolcats while we're there, we guess. "I iz whizpurring about ur gr8 game". "I can haz 15 smugs" "Pussy on the outside, tiger on the inside".
>>44494566
Well, we won't contest the perception of egomania and insanity from beings limited to three-dimensional perception. When you've existed for longer than most civilisations, it's hard not to treat people like data points sometimes when you can also see the future, and then warp fate to draw a path to victory through it
We would just like to emphasise that there are a few individuals out there who we respect, like the Death of the Discworld and Rucks. Or in Taylor Hebert and the Bazaar's case, our sympathy.
Heck, some of our companions are even mostly human after all this time.
>>44494618
Also, rumours of that one dinner party were exaggerated-and to be fair, she dropped that candelabra on herself.
>>44494792
Also-anything else you think I ought to swap around in the contract I posted above?
>>44494762
Spoons are round, therefore full of Spiral Energy.
>>44494868
Other changelings can learn it from you, as can True Fae. The contracts you create are considered between Fae-kind and reality, so only Fae-kind can use them. OAA found a workaround for that, but he killed a child that was just trying to go home to do it.
Technically everything is a facet of reality, but personal level contracts are already a thing called pledges. If you want to get more specific, you're more or less making a deal with the platonic ideal of something more than any physical thing. The only jumper that has that going on is ASA, as far as I can tell.
>>44495050
I don't know enough about the ideas presented or setting this is based on to comment on the things. I trust you to the will of those wiser than me.
>>44494731
Even if those feelings of enjoyment don't stay, the years spent in that world will simply be a drop in the bucket to your potentially thousands of years worth of memories. The pain will go away... any teasing from companions that know will not.
>>44495064
>>44494762
We're actually pretty OK with forks in general. They terrorise eldritch abominations, after all.
>>44495110
Noted. Good luck with Genius: The Transgression jump!
>>44495064
Spiral Energy is drills, though. Spoons are fine, but corkscrews are not okay.
Sporks...are kind of a grey area.
>>44495157
>any teasing from companions that know will not.
That's the beautiful part, Fanmode means they're going to get suckered into it too. They can't make fun of me because I'll have nearly as much ammo!
>>44495252
oh god.
>>44495228
Thank you. The wonder creation process is fucking annoying to explain and I'm honestly trying to do it as elegantly as possible. Also, this scenario thing is pretty hard to balance but the anon with the ideas was really helpful.
>>44495309
Honestly not sure if Genius would really work well as a jump. The Axioms are unbalanced, the central conceit doesn't translate well to Jumpchain, the fluff and background is sparse, and it's a fan splat so you don't have nearly as much elaboration as with an actual mainline splat. Also seriously jumpers already make weird contraptions working on impossible physics fairly often because of tech perks. And that's before you get into the clusterfuck that is trying to decide what can and can't be done by combining Wonders and tech.
>>44495796
Thinking about it, "You are not a scientist, you are a reality-warper playing at being a scientist because it amuses you" is pretty much how most tech jumpers work when you consider how they'll bring together concepts from a dozen contradictory sets of physical laws into one. You could argue that everything a jumper makes at all is a Wonder, which would have some weird repercussions if they suddenly became bound by Genius rules.
>>44495796
Yup, it's been a hell of a ride and it could still all end horribly. Still, I'm willing to err as close to the source material as possible.
>>44495846
There is surprisingly little difference between "it just works" because of mania and jumpchan, really.
>>44495309
Well you're doing scenarios the CCDT style aren't you? You could just make them all without a reward to begin with and decide on rewards later. That in itself isn't too difficult.
>>44495862
Jumpchain "it just works" tends to run off of physical laws, just not the ones of the current jump. Meanwhile Mania "it just works" sorta pretends to follow rules but is effectively just magic. The really major issue with the Axioms is they're mostly stuff that's fairly common until you hit the last couple dots on certain ones. Protasia and Katastrofi for example would probably mostly get ignored because they don't do anything you can't get better elsewhere, meanwhile Apokalypsi's effective omniscience or Skaofi's time travel (even with the limits in place on it) are going to have people all over them.
can you make the starter home from Animal crossing bigger? It says that any upgrades follow you from jump to jump, but also gives a pretty precise size for how big it starts as.
For the record, I am not planning on doing anything insane with it, just think a completely custom mansion would be useful.
>>44496036
Also: Does the watering can work on items being duplicated with the shovel? I would assume that it does, and a halving of the time it takes isn't too major, but still. Useful.
HAPPY NEW YEAR /jc/!
>>44496087
Meh. Gonna end same as the old year.
Me getting heavily inebriated and hateful.
>>44496036
don't see why not, I mean technically you could build a house, or just buy a mansion in the other jumps, more than a couple that offer customizable manses.
>>44496087
Jumpy New Year to you too.
>>44496268
yeah, but it just isn't the same, you know?
building vs buying and all that
>>44494599
The Dread Pirate Roberts perk from Princess Bride would help.
>>44496326
Depends on what you want. There are some jumps where you can get cities to follow you to after building them. If you're out to build a house, you can just build it anew each jump technically I guess.
>>44496428
>you can get cities to follow you to after building them.
wait. Wait a minute. Which jumps allow this?I need to retcon a lot of my chain
>>44496461
the simcity jump?
>>44496461
Warriors Orochi. One of the scenarios has you building up the village of Umigawa into a prosperous city-state. It follows you to future worlds as a reward for your work, translating to its equivalent. There's also the item "Tropical Retreat" in the Tropico jump, which makes your entire island nation follow you n a similar way. You don't get to keep control of it, though.
>>44496474
>simcity jump
we have one of those?
>>44496474
You mean the SpaceBattles jump made by the guy who hates the main /jc/ community but still wants his stuff acknowledged?
Seriously. I forget his name but he's so bloody tsundere it's adorable.
>>44496541
well the jump is still in the drive...
>>44496605
Yeah. Hasn't been uploaded to either of the two main folders, continues to rot in WIP as Walkir (now remembered his name) has given up on it.
>>44496627
>Walkir
... Didn't he try to justify a Warehouse supplement based on God of War's Titanic Sanctuary, only for it to be revealed that you could sacrifice 1 CP for 1 added kilometer to the Warehouse space?
>>44496627
Well, why don't we just...you know. Get the archivist to throw it out with the rest of the SB rot misplaced on the drive? Doesn't SB have its' own drive for its' jumps?
Is it the same principle as keeping the bento box the tsundere threw at you hard enough to dent concrete in a harem anime? It might not be very well cooked, but you might be hungry later?
>>44496627
well the jump is technically jumpable even though it'll never wip since the author doesn't care about proving it on this thread, and hey, it's anon's own chain so he can decide what jumps he wants to include.
simcity is a far better place to get a city than something like Warriors Orochi. bigger reward for less effort.
>>44496638
>you could sacrifice 1 CP for 1 added kilometer
what do you mean the limitations of jumpchan are what makes it interesting?
>>44496672
I don't think SpaceBattles has it's own drive, no. They keep talking about setting one up but keep trying to use ours.
Once again I thank the people like Merchant for being willing to deal with that site.
>>44496676
Alright Walkir, you can go ahead and namefag now, it's pretty obvious you're trying to make a sales pitch again.
>>44496676
>simcity is a far better place to get a city than something like Warriors Orochi. bigger reward for less effort.
Far easier, certainly. Far better...
>>44496703
For the most part Space Battles isn't a terrible site. It's just that the parts of it that are terrible are REALLY terrible, and drag the whole rest down with them.
>>44496722
well if ease of use is a sign of a better jump then sim city is both easier and better it's a full city of whatever you want to build in it.
>>44496676
Wow, dick.
So, what drawbacks have you kept, if any?
>>44496727
I want to believe that. But,
>>44496755
>>44496676
really isn't selling me on the idea.
The only good things I can remember from that site are a series of Exalted homebrew charms by someone called Earthscorpion and I came across those years ago.
>>44496755
Okay yeah, you're just being obvious about it. Look at the amount of effort that went into Warriors Orochi vs Simcity, when the Simcity jump itself is full of notes that make it a Reborn-tier jump-
Actually no. Reborn makes a better jump than this. Looking at Simcity now, it's literally a list of 100 to 200 CP buildings that you add to a default city, and there's nothing more to it. It's literally mindless and bland. There's no draw to the setting or game, no appeal for anything beyond "You get to take a city with you for more storage space." You don't even have to deal with the consequences of being the city leader beyond managing Simoleons.
It's quite literally a 10,000 Kilometer Warehouse filled with buildings, and if that's what you want in a jump then quite frankly mon ami, you can stay the fuck over in SpaceBattles.
>>44496755
I for one want it thrown off the drive, like the other drivel SB thinks is too good to run by the rest of us.
>>44496841
Jojohj from Terra Formars, in the hopes that any and all future antagonists will be just as fabulous.
>>44496881
>Reborn makes a better jump than this
Hot damn, gonna need some Ice-9 for that burn.
