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>>44372699
Oaur-Ooung is my waifu!
>>44376860
On Halloween last year, I ran a special Call of Cthulhu game where it turned out the cultists were just having a Christmas party. So this Christmas I'll be running a Pathfinder game one-shot about a Crystalhue festival gone horribly wrong. Doing that on the weekend though, not today.I'm totally not sweating bullets over the fact that I've only got my preparations half done.
>>44376860
nudes when
Why does everyone like this OC just because she has big tits?
>>44377234
That's often all it takes.
please answer my shitty post. and have a good Santa day.
>>44376867
>>44376867
>>44376867
>>44377296
You already have most of them, if you want first turn control.
>>44376860
Sooo, this is the proper general thread, right?
art critique: Elsbeth's head is way too small and her face is weirdly flat for that angle.
>>44377339
>her face is weirdly flat for that angle
You forgot "weirdly male for a female".
>>44377296
You don't seem to really be making a real gestalt where the two halves of the class mesh, you're just making a sorcerer that also gets smite evil and Cha to saves.
>>44376860
>>44377339
There's also something I find off about those breasts. I'm not sure if it's something wrong with them in terms of proportion/art style, or if I just don't care for the sweater. But they seem too... Well, the left breast is oddly extended, like it's more oval shaped than the other one. In fact, I think it might be the way they seem to be sticking out, or lifted into the air that's off-putting. On the other hand, she magically lifts them to reduce back strain, so maybe that's what they should look like.
>>44377410
>a real gestalt where the two halves of the class mesh
Is that even possible in PF where the most you can get from passive side is Cha to saves or AC?
>>44377410
Paladin is a fine passive side. Auras are passive, Cha to saves is pretty good, and you get a strong fort + d10 HD. That's not bad for a sorcerer, plus you got some healing/status removal which you don't get on a sorcerer.
>>44377410
>>44377470
i already thought about it a lot and asked in other threads.
my gestalt party needs a full arcane caster(and that's my main aim), while having plenty of divine casters, so i don't need enormous variety of spells or many slots.
making an (empyreal) sorcereror witch+wizard would end up with my hp and saves being fucked up and still being limited by action economy. more spells, but for most standard action attacking without wasting slots would have been the best choice.
paladin is one of the best passive classes, offering HP, saves, BAB, crazy swift action values.i'd say that with feats items and full BAB dedicated to archery i won't need to make my sorcerer mesh with it. also i got
>Heroic Echo (Su): At 3rd level, when you receive a morale bonus from any spell, spell-like ability, or magic item, including those you cast on yourself, that bonus increases by +1. At 9th level, this ability also applies to competence bonuses. If you receive a morale effect (or a competence effect at 9th level) that affects an area or multiple targets, as an immediate action you can share your increased bonus with all other recipients. This increase to other participants lasts a number of rounds equal to your Charisma bonus. You can use this ability once per day, plus one time per three levels after 3rd.
whch improves my items if used correctly.
>>44377410
Paladin/witch is very strong.
>>44377880
is there a way to make witch key to Cha? or paladin's passives to int?
sorcerer + paladin is good because when you pump your sorcerer spell slots and spell CD you also get more lay on hands everyday, harsher smite evil and free saves.
FREE SAVES.
>Eldritch Guardian/Mutation Warrior Fighter - 10
>Human
>stats (without items)
Str: 20 (+2 for human, +2 for levels at 4&8) (24 with mutagen or rage) (28 with mutagen & rage)
Dex: 14
Con: 16 (18 while raging)
Int: 10 (8 while mutagen'd)
Wis: 12
Cha: 8
>Feats
LVL 1 - Power Attack
Human - Combat Reflexes
FB1 - (Eldritch Guardian)
FB2 - (Eldritch Guardian)
LVL3 - (VMC)
FB4 - Improved Called Shot
LVL5 - Greater Called Shot
FB6 - Cut From the Air
LVL7 - (VMC)
FB8 - Targeted Blow
LVL9 - Teleportation Mastery
FB10 - Weapon Material Master
>Advanced Weapon Training
LVL9 - Weapon Sacrifice
>Familiar (Sage/Figment)
Hedgehog
Evolution: Skilled (Stealth) & Climb
1 rank in every knowledge to start, then max Arcane & Nature as most common
>Discoveries
Wings
Skills: 2(fighter)+1(human)+1(favored class)
UMD - Maxed
Perception - Maxed
Linguistics - Maxed
Survival - Maxed
This is without any of the gear. If called shots are not allowed you change it out for dirty trick, because it's the most versatile combat manuvere.
>>44378056
Okay, so now that you've posted that what's the context?
Can someone explain to me how actually animating juju zombies works?
Do I have to use Create Undead that I get from bonus spells from the juju mystery, or is being a juju oracle enough to just allow me to animate dead as juju zombies?
It's really not clear.
>>44378077
Ok, forgot that. I'm asking people to rate the build on utility/power.
>>44377880
...How?
>>44378139
>>44377956
There is. It's the one in occult mysteries. It makes them spontaneous and have sorcerer progression in addition to charisma casting.
>>44378103
I know Fighters can get away with using a VMC because of all the bonus feats, but any reason you couldn't just take a level of Barbarian instead and keep all the extra feats? You could even use them to get the Kitsune Style feats.
>>44378170
That sounds like they'd make it terrible to "balance" it
I mean, it's the Witch, it's hard to ruin, but still. I'm sure Paizo could find a way.
>>44378170
You mean Ley Line Guardian?
>>44378056
>posting this dried up bait again
What's your least favorite race to play?
>>44378736
Gnomes
>>44378764
Seconding this
>>44378736
Tieflings. I always like to play "not quite humans" for some reason, and Tieflings sing to me more than any other race in that regard. I've considered Aasimar, but the fact that i have a hard time not spelling that as "ass" should tell you my feelings on the way they tend to be portrayed.
>>44378736Huh, is that what that guy's from?
Honestly, I've found that the hardest race to play is elves. It's difficult to figure out the mindset I want to play them as, and I don't like playing alternate races as just humans with funny hats.Also, Dvati. Because playing two talking people at once is frustrating, especially when it gets to talking to yourself.
>>44378794
He said least favorite, not most.
>>44378794
I mean that i like to play tieflings, but Aasimar suck. apparently I forgot to add that first part to my post like an idiot.
>>44378736
Humans.
In a mythical world where I can be anything, I hate how they have a bonus feat.
Does the Steel Serpent discipline actually make poisons worth using?
I'm just starting to read up on weeaboo fightan, and I'm liking what I see so far.
>>44378807
Ultimate Campaign
>>44378844
Sadly, no. Steel Serpent is pretty underwhelming and bad. Cursed Razor with some refluffing does "hit them with poison" significantly better than Serpent does.
Serpent's on the list of things they're errataing/reworking though.
>>44378212
after a look to it, ley line Guardian does not seems that bad. you loose your familiar and 2 hex, but is that that bad when in gestalt with paladin ?
>>44378794
Now that you mention it, shouldn't Aasimar have the best butts of all the races? That +Cha +Wis should mean they understand the superiority of a good booty and have the assets to pull it off.
Heads up guys, anyone here using Steam may want to look into their credit card/bank etc. details if you had them linked to your account.
It's a long story, but it's all fucked up and people are basically just logging onto random accounts and doing whatever they want. People are losing thousands randomly.
Stay safe, boys.
>>44378927
Anon, you're thinking Con+Cha.
>>44378950Which is precisely what the Agathion-Blooded Aasimar have.
>>44378958
remove furries
>>44378950
>>44378958
Angel-blooded Aasimar have Strength and Charisma instead, and I imagine that could pull it off just as well.
>>44378966
Agathion are furries.
Agathion-blooded Aasimar are canonically kemonomimi.
>>44378942
Except they're not, because the pages are only cached and you can't actually make changes or purchases.
Still, doesn't hurt to check.
>>44378942
You what?
>>44378987
No, no. Before that.
People got IN proper. One of my mates had to report his card as stolen because some random russian account was suddenly receiving tons of cs:go marketplace items from him. He's lost like 300 euro at this point.
>>44378970
>Angel-blooded Aasimar have Strength and Charisma instead, and I imagine that could pull it off just as well.
>Angelkin are mortal paragons of exceptional beauty, and they serve as exemplars of good and light regardless of the myriad forms they may take.
Damn straight they're going to have a good butt.Azata with their +Dex +Cha would have dancer butts.
Who the hell wants a butt anyhow? Tell me about who has the bestbreasts
>>44377564
>The only thing that matches is the Cha synergy, and that isn't enough when most other things clash.
care to explain what would you rather match with a mainly arcane controller character?
i've already given up caster + caster because all you end up is a great number of slots, when the entire party can already cast spell and 50% of time attacking is the best use of a round. it also ends up with low hp and saves.
paladin gives me so much. the only pain is feat starvation but i can get something back with http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/sorcerer/archetypes/paizo---sorcerer-archetypes/eldritch-scrapper
>>44379100
That slut in Sandpoint
I'm making a Motherless Inquisitor, but I can't decide whether I should worship Oaur-Ooung or Chavasvug.
Which should I choose?
>>44378979
>>44379104
Shayliss Vinder?
>>44379100
Anon this has already been discussed.
Best breasts of a human NPC is a tie between Serethet and Shayliss Vinder, the only differences being if you like your boobs brown or pale.
Best breasts of the Iconics is Seoni, not too hard there.
Best breasts of any character is Shelyn, since her boobs are, canonically, the ideal image of boob beauty to whoever gazes on them.
The best breasts of an NPC you meet is Arueshalae.
The best QT in paizo's publishing is that one gnome in council of thieves that moonlights as a fucking PIMP and owns a bar.
God DAMN.
>>44379100
Tell me you don't want to touch that butt and I will call you a liar.
>>44379130
You know what? I actually miss that art style in Pathfinder, Shayliss here looks the right kind of sultry more than any of the faux-cartoon crap they're throwing our way now.
>>44379163
It's worth mentioning that the Runelord of Envy, Belimarius, named his realm "Edasseril" because he met a young Princess Telandia firsthand and got really fucking butthurt he couldn't have that.
>>44379141
Must have missed that. Thanks for the recap.
>>44379110
Also, speaking of inquisitors, don't they take a single domain ?
I'm making one in PCGen and I'm wondering if they don't take one or if the software is just fucky.
What should the stats of a lightsaber be?
>>44379141
>The best breasts of an NPC you meet is Arueshalae.
I'd argue that's debatable, since only one piece of her artwork displays her with a huge pair of breasts, the rest of it shows her depressingly average.
>>44379141
>The best breasts of an NPC you meet is Arueshalae.
It helps that, as a succubus, she's a shapeshifter, and can theoretically get the best tits for you specifically.
>>44379238
>Good for chopping arms off (called shots/abstraction)
>Good for cutting through objects
>Deflecting shots only happens if you have great training
It's a magic adamantine sword, anon.
>>44379238
They're in AP #100, let me see if I can dig it up.
>>44379238
Longsword that deals infinite damage?
Can't those fucking things literally just go through anything except that gay-ass vibrosteel shit?
>>44379238
>>44379163
>>44379100
Gentlemen, we don't have to choose between them when we can have both.
Rather than finding individuals, why don't we make a race? Surely there's some sort of spell, alchemy, or ritual somewhere that'll allow us to make the perfect specimen.
Asides from calling in that bro-devil, of course.
>>44379248
>SQ change shape (alter self, Small or Medium humanoid)
So she can take a child-like form, right?
Asking for a friend.
>>44379264
They can go through a lot of things, but any sufficiently magically-sharp weapon is going to do similar things to a person. They can't go through vibroweapons, a couple specific types of metal, and electrified stuff.
>>44379274
Honestly, by this point a wizard's probably done some experiments on a town's water supply so all the women have fantastic tits already.
>>44379274
>Surely there's some sort of spell, alchemy, or ritual somewhere that'll allow us to make the perfect specimen.
You're describing the Glorious Endeavor, anon.
Mengkare is quite literally breeding the perfect race of Human, which means 10/10 geniuses with perfect fit bodies.
>>44379280
Of course, she can assume any form you want.
Welcome to the joy of having a Succubus waifu.
>>44378764
Thirding this, gnomes are fucking awful. Not kender awful mind you, but still pretty bad.
>>44378821
I'm fine with humans, what I hate are human players. I swear to god the number of butthurt human fighters calling people special snowflakes numbers far too high.
>>44379280
Well yes. Maybe. She could certainly change to look like a halfling, and they can get a feat that makes them look like Human children, even if the GM says she can't turn into a kid.
>>44379284
Name a sword in golarion that is so fucking sharp it can cut through basically anything with relative ease.
That's gotta be a fucking artifact, man.
>>44379229
I was using PCGen and had to turn requirements off just to pick it, but did get the option to pick my domain (and only if I picked a god), then gave up and quit when it didn't have either of my traits, or Sanctified Slayer, and generally fought me every step of the way over shit I know I qualify for.
>>44379296
You know how stingy wizards are with their studies.
>>44379305
And Dragons, for that matter.
Besides, that Dragon is on his own time. I'm sure that we can find a quicker way to go about this.
>>44379320(Brilliant Energy)
>>44379320
Adamantine sword. Power attack.
>>44379274
Alchemist with the Simulacrum discovery and a permanent Magic Jar. First, you create the idea body with Simulacra. Second, you take a person you want to transplant into the body and have them enter a permanent Magic Jar effect, then store their actual body in a Temporal Stasis effect. Finally, they possess the Simulacrum body, and you've got the ideal body as a real flesh and blood creature instead of an ice sculpture.
As a bonus, they're also effectively liches because their soul resides in the magic jar and not the body itself.
>>44379332
>turn requirements off
How do you do that?
>>44379238
It behaves exactly like a Flaming longsword, with the stipulations that it can collapse and that all of the weapon's damage is fire damage.
>>44379336
>(Brilliant Energy)
Technically it does cut THROUGH them, as in, ignoring them, yes, but it doesn't deal any damage to them unlike lightsabers which fuck shit sideways with no effort.
>>44379345
That doesn't even come close to how batshit nuts a lightsaber actually gets to be though.
>>44379363
Certainly a good idea for a single person, anon, but how about an entire race?
>>44379387
Lightsabers still take effort. Remember how long it took to cut through those blast doors? They're great, but not 'cut through as if it weren't there' level.
>>44379385
Doesn't energy damage deal even less damage to objects with hardness?
>>44379416
Yeah, sure, but an adamantite sword doesn't compare to that.
>>44379372
Nevermind, found it.
>>44379410
You're going into some tricky stuff here man, you'd need to perform extremely precise genetic manipulation.
Maybe program some Gray Goo to do the job, it's technically a construct so you could do it.
>>44379410
The Anunnaki are able to alter the bodies of non-sapient creatures and then grant them intelligence.
A sufficiently motivated Anunnaki could genetically engineer catgirls for domestic ownership.
Lightsabers collide with railings, do GLANCING blows all the time, and need to be held against a metal door for a long period of time to melt their way through. They can also be combatted on equal terms with vibro-anything, which is omnipresent in the melee weapon selection of any setting with lightsabers. So it's not a touch attack, does not ignore armor, and isn't a free cuts-through-everything pass for all melee combat.
+1 flaming bastard sword, eat it SW nerds your shit is not even close to a high-magic setting.
All this arguing about lightsabers when someone already posted the literal pathfinder stat equivalent earlier >.>
>>44379516
Well don't be a nob, if you have the stats post 'em
>>44379535
Go here >>44379265
>>44379494
So how do we go about contacting and motivating an Anunnaki?
Aren't they pretty strong? I don't think it'd be easy to bully one into doing your dirty work.
>>44379280
Yes. Evil has no qualms with that. In fact the more disgusting your fetish, the easier it is for them to tempt you with.
>>44379575
You say that, but Diplomacy is pretty stronk.
Plus it's definitely doable, Aroden basically tried to do the same thing before.
>>44379437
Yeah, a high level character with a magical adamantine sword is actually better at cutting stuff than any lightsaber.
>>44379575
>Aren't they pretty strong? I don't think it'd be easy to bully one into doing your dirty work
Steal their lantern and they're defenseless.
Otherwise have a collective yearning for genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership, and they'll heed your calls.
>>44379141
and Arshea has the best delicious flat chest.
Also Imjrika might have huge breasts under all that armor.
>>44379885
It might be possible to do it without Annunaki, you'd just need to get a Demon Mother's Mask and breed enough women and animals together to get hot-ass catboys and girls consistently.
Are bards the best skillmonkey class, or is that Investigator? Do rogue/inquisitor.
>>44379622
>Anunnaki
>Uplift (Su)
>As Awaken, but can affected Humanoids
>As a Full-Round action, type doesn't change (Except animal to magical beast)
>(Su)
>Awaken
>An awakened animal gets 3d6 Intelligence, +1d3 Charisma, and +2 HD.
>+2 HD
>+1d3 Charisma
The only problem I can see is that it sets your intelligence to 3d6. If you could find a way to maximize/empower it, you can reach a potential of 27 intelligence, but it's an (Su) and not a spell like.
I have to get my hands on one of these guys.
>>44380031
...factor in as competition for that role too?
>>44379885
They're not completely defenseless without the lantern, they can still just teleport away if you take it from them or any number of other things.
HOLY
MERCIFUL
12D6
ROCKET LAUNCHERS
>>44380040
You would have to convert Empower Supernatural Ability from Tome of Magic.
>>44380116
>retrain an Empyrean as an avenging cyber-warrior with tech weapons
I like this idea
>>44380040
Kill one, gain its powers from fleshwarping.
>>44380141
Fleshwarping doesn't work like that.
Any word on when we'll get Bestiary 5 in the mega?
>>44380160
What mega?
>>44379967
The trick is to figure out what girls are wearing corsets and which are not.
For example, Feiya has fat Tien tits but they're clearly being lifted by that tight-laced thing around her chest, while Seoni has her girls hanging wild and free yet, there they are in all their heft. On the opposite end of the spectrum, heavy armor does a good job pushing breasts down, making them appear smaller than they really are.
With that in mind, Imrijka's boobs are green and good, but it also means Greta's girls are larger than they appear in the book.
>>44380116
The Starbow, a weapon wielded by Arueshalae, does the same thing.
>>44380344
Doesn't Imrijka have a bit of skin showing in that picture where she's throwing the gold on the table? Or am I mis-remembering?
>>44380373
>>44380344
>Paizo will never draw a humorous scene depicting a fashionably dressed Greta with a clearly concerned Alain.
Thinking of any outsider, just remember to be specific.
Got one?
Nowdraw them as a girl. How you do it is your choice, from a ministerial to a,more realistic depiction.
Do it in fucking 'S Paint if you want, just participate if you want; regardless of skill.
I'm feeling bored, but want to be productive and kind of generous.
Does anyone want NPCs generated for their game? They won't use Occult Adventures since I won't be using them in my game, but I do have Path of War and Psionics Unleashed.
This is for the DMs that have those, but don't have the time for NPC generation. Try to keep the requests low level, since these will be mooks with simple options during battle.
Guys how does this sound for an Adventure hook?
The city of Blood Cove has has become a baecon for the undead but not just any undead a strange case of fey undead.
The gargantuan mangrove tree that Blood Cove is built all around has begun to rot in some locations.
Strange Dryad Zombie like creatures are coming from the Tree and are attacking the population of the city every night. At first its just a murder here and there.
Wherever their victims are found if the body is not destroyed quickly enough it will become a sick and twisted wooded statue of the person and will eventually come to life and eventually crack open reveling one of those Zombie Dryad creatures who'll immediately make the gargantuan mangrove tree its link with the others.
As time goes on more traditional undead will come to the city from the sea and the attacks will become more random.
What the party needs to do is get the top of the mangrove tree that Bloodcove is built around, do some spiritual shit and fight a necromancer Druid.
Does that sound fun at all?
>>44380570
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQYyDIkMaH0
>>44380553
Stat up an initiating awakened owlbear.
>>44380570
>>44380636
Could work--there's even an undead-themed druid archetype you could adapt:
http://www.archivesofnethys.com/FeatDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Shade%20of%20the%20Uskwood
>>44380659
You have to be more specific than that.
>>44380734
Not that anon, but how about this
Awakwened Owlbear Warlord, focusing on an intimidation build using Black Seraph. Focuses on the use of the Intimidation skill unchained to make enemies panic.
>>44380487
How would I draw Arushelae as a girl?
>>44380938
Arueshalae wearing Seoni's robes, maybe?
>>44379336
Brilliant Energy is, bar none, the WORST enhancement you can possibly put on any weapon in the game.
Many are bad
Many are useless
But Brilliant Energy is the perfect combination of eating +4 enhancement value AND being a direct downgrade to 50% of combat situations and making the weapon quite literally useless in roughly another 25% of the bestiaries outright.
>>44379416
Brilliant Energy would never cut through those blast doors.
You'd see the blade sticking out of the other side, but there would be no melting (ever), no cutting (ever), and no damage to the door (also ever). As long as nothing stupidly leans against the door and possibly risks being ... normally damaged as if it were a normal physical blade without all of that cutting capability... they would do nothing (again, ever) to those blast doors.
Ever.
>>44380977
That doesn't stop it from being cool as fuck.
>>44381017
I wasn't arguing anything related to Brilliant Energy, man. At all.
I was saying that Lightsabers aren't just 'cut through everything with zero effort'
Nothing I said was related to Brilliant Energy.
>>44379417
halved so long as they aren't a creature.
current psitech mechs have this protection, but numerian robot encounters don't.
>>44380826
Owlbears are magical beasts. They can't be targeted by Awaken.
>http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/a/awaken
>http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/magical-beasts/owlbear
>>44381035
It does. It so does.
"Look! this blade is made of light and goes through anything!"
"That's incredible!"
"Except it can't actually... DO anything to anything it goes through"
"wait what?"
"Yeah it's basically harmless. Well, you can hit people with it as if it were a completely normal sword though, but only normal living people, it doesn't even ignore like scales and stuff, and if the person's dead like a zombie or something it's completely harmless too"
"What about cyborgs?"
"completely harmless except on the normal flesh parts"
"so you like stab them through the plating?"
"you'd THINK that wouldn't you? but no!"
"oh. well at least it's cheap"
"AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO"
>>44378764
>>44378786
>Play Gnome
>Do WoW gnome voice
>Watch as my other party members try to kill me off countless times so I can make a new character
Endless fun.
>>44380966Reminder that Arueshalae has the same amount of charisma as pic related.
>>44380734
Well I'm not terribly picky about how you do it is part of the issue. Uh 11th level, warlord or Warder, max HP. You can pick whatever disciplines.
I want to build a character that shits out counterattacks and basically does all it's damage when it's not it's turn.
PoW, Psionics and SoP are good.
Help me out here, please?
>>44381353
Warder, Dervish defenders get a free AoO every time they counter, that plus extended defense gives you AoOs like crazy.
>>44381237
>Transformed into that
I want to make a deal with a fiend, die, come back as an imp, get summoned by her, all so I can heckle her endlessly about those stupid forehead horns.
Seriously, that boob window is doing nothing to distract me from those lightning rods.
>DM wants to run an E6 campaign
Is there a way to get a paizo dev to notice you other then shitposting or talking about the hot-topic issues?
>>44381468
There's an "Ask me anything" thread for James Jacobs that's up 24/7.
>>44379130
>tfw the encounter with her was awkward as all get-out
All you had to do was be honest with your intentions, Miss Vinder. There were no rats down there.
>>44381433
>E6
>>44381512
>mfw she hits on our gay paladin
>mfw shetries again with his gay boyfriend
>>44381512
>mfw I managed to smooth-talk my way into getting a shotgun wedding with Ms. Vinder after dad discovered my character sullying her honor.
>>44380826
>>44381310
It can't be Awakened, but it can be trained. I replaced its feats with ones from Psionics Unleashed and PoW.
I recommend having it ready Shadow Feather Strike and either Fear Eating Technique or Strength of Hell.
As for tactics, say some wizard hunting druids trained it to recognize spell components by scent, and have it use Shadow Feather Strike on whoever is carrying them.
When I use this in my game, I'll say they are trained by priests of Malar to hunt mages, since they are the deadliest prey on Faerun.
>>44380436
>"Ooh, gold!"
>"Where did she get all of this money, why is she green, and why is she fully armed?"
I'm thinking of playing a Separatist Cleric of Gorum who believes that the fastest way to divinity isn't through fighting things but helping other people fight things as five people fighting something is five times the fighting. It's 20 point buy with Paizo only but PoW feats are allowed and two traits but I've never Cleric'd before.
Greeting, /pfg/! I wish to discuss your deity, Iomedae!
>>44381635
Yeah, she sucks, we know. What's up?
>>44381635
>"You're gonna want to try Lastwall or Mendev if you want to talk to those guys."
>"I know Dad doesn't care if I pay him any lip service, but I figure why not?"
Touched By Divinity is a fun trait.
>>44381651
Oh.
Well, in that case, I'll be going then.Bestiary 5 is pretty neat
>>44381635
>implying your master is any better
>>44381685
God, the shenanigans you can get into with Touched by Divinity.
Almost reminds me of that demigod campaign idea we had some time ago, not sure if we decided to run a campaign around it.
Is a impossible bloodline sorceror who focuses on crafting viable? Is there a way to make crafting cheap?
I want to make wands, and scrolls too.
So i guess lots of points in spell craft and umd
Are there any prestige classes i should take?
>>44379130
>>44381512
>mfw I didn't actually think about what my character's stance on starting any relationships was
>mfw about to go through with it when the dad comes home
>I wind up bullshitting my way out without ever taking off a single article of clothing
>mfw I will probably not get another chance to touch those jugs
Please stop reminding me of missed opportunities, /pfg/.Cayden is already disappointed in me.
>>44381723
really? big cutters?
come on, at least make them rocket launcher arms or somethin
>>44379296
>Honestly, by this point a wizard's probably done some experiments on a town's water supply so all the women have fantastic tits already.
I'm pretty sure that's what happened in a certain manga.
>>44381818
Heaven and Hell are old fashioned.
They're going to be in for a nasty surprise when war finally breaks out on the material plane and the mortals end up meeting their sword fight with a nuke.
I wonder how much money a wizard could make by being an arms dealer for heaven and hell.
Does anyone think that the armies of heaven would buy rocket launchers?
>>44381635
Apostate devils are cool.
I like this unique one in Hell Unleashed.
>>44380436
>the gauntlets aren't coming off for this one
>the girl knows it
>the man knows it
>>44381550
>tfw i tried that when my character said if she's pregnant he wants to take responsibility
>dad got even more pissed off, banned the party from the shop
>tfw my character died to a sinspawn trying to redeem himself by saving a woman out at night
>tfwwe're going to play jade regent and my character is shayliss' son
>>44381746
>son of Erastil
>every time you pray for spells he asks when you're going to get a nice lady and settle down
>DAMNIT DAD
>>44381808
>Please stop reminding me of missed opportunities
Anon, if you succeed at the Diplomacy check to leave unscathed, Shayliss will try to hook up with you again, just somewhere else.
If you're feeling anxious about it, I'd honestly just make a little comment about how you missed the chance to tap that and you're disappointed the opportunity is over. Most DMs will take that as a challenge to surprise their player with what they want.
>>44381911
>every time you pray for spells he asks when you're going to get a nice lady and settle down
>He's already got a list of potential candidates from the NPCs you've met
>Comments that the Sorceress has very nice hips, good for childbearing
>If you reach the higher levels without settling on a woman, Erastil begins to work with Shelyn to hunt down your character's soul mate, and figure out a whacky contrived motivation for you to practically fall into this woman's arms.
>Goblinoids
goblin/hobgoblin/bugbear
>Elvenoids
elf/orc/human
>Gnomoid
gnome/dwarf/halfling
I use these as species that can interbreed, and add custom species that are composite of these.
Opinions?
>>44381947
>10 new hot singles in your area want to meet you!
>>44381911
>>44381746
>>44381947
>not marrying succubus waifu
>>44382074
No way Erastil would approve.
If nothing else, she's too Chaotic.
>>44382088
>No way Erastil would approve.
Of course he would approve, her love is described as the strong, enduring type, and given her race the whole "pregnancy" thing is probably 100% voluntary.
>>44381867
>implying they wouldn't make their own
Just imagine getting your hands on a Demodandish RPG or a Daemonic six-shooter.
>>44381947
>If you reach the higher levels without settling on a woman, Erastil begins to work with Shelyn to hunt down your character's soul mate
>Erastil eventually smashes a voluptuous Agathion against the character while exclaiming, "NOW KISS!"Shelyn offers a Ghaele or Trumpet Archon instead.
>>44382151
>trumpet archon
Go on.
>>44382196
>Trumpet Archon uses her role as intermediary to instruct the PC on just how frustrated the gods are with their continued bachelorhood, and offers her services to aid the PC in finding "the one" as a wingwoman.
How do you convince a GM to not start you off in rusty dagger shanktown?
>>44382227
>wingwoman
>dem puns
>>44382227
>She doesn't realize that the gods are giving her bad information to set her up with the PC because she is "the one"
>>44382236
How do I convince a GM to take us there? All MY first-level adventures happen in a boring dungeon, not a thug city teeming with seedy underworld life.
>>44381626
So what's your question?
>>44382270
Rusty Dagger Shanktown is a state of being, not a place.
>>44382227
>>44382247
>PC is a Chosen One Paladin of Erastil with the Touched by Divinity trait, out on adventure because his Trumpet Archon mentor says it's the best way to find the right woman.
I gotta say I'm liking this backstory.
>>44382270
"Rusty Dagger Shanktown" is the concept for the metagame state where anyone can be killed by a rusty dagger, and everyone is using "rusty daggers."
Level 1 and 2, regardless of where you're playing it, generally falls into it.
>>44382313
>implying it's not an abysmal lauer
>>44379494
>>44379575
Catfolk already exist you fucktards
>>44382326
Yes, and I was making a joke because a violent, dangerous crime city is actually an awesome place to play even though level 1 combat is horrible.
>>44381555
Any other requests?
Keep in mind that Awaken only works on plants and animals.
>>44382378
Leshy paladin. You can use whatever paladin variant you want.
>>44382342
I think they just want humans who wear cat ears that behave like 1-2 age categories lower than they are. Little do they know that these are just people who exist in the real world.
>>44381920
I consider it missed, mostly because there's just so much to do and so many other characters to deal with. It's not completely out of the picture, per-se, but since it's a 2 player run of RotRL, there's just a lot to take in. With a cute middle age elf party member and Ameiko hogging the spotlight, a short half-elf with anger issues might not have time to go chasing after the level 1 commoner, even if she has nice jugs.There's also the fact that the dicebot we're using for IRC seems dead-set on getting my character killed, so he might not live long enough to make a move.
>>44382415
Pretty much.
They want 'catgirls' rather than 'A race of catpeople, one gender of which is female.'
>>44381635
Get better fashion sense.
>>44381746
What exactly does the trait do? A quick skim of the SRD and Archives turned up jack.
>>44382460
It's a WotR campaign trait. It grants you a domain of your deity and you gain the first level spell once per day. Once mythic triggers in the AP the trait gets even better, allowing you to cast at your character level, plus since it's a spell-like ability it works with the mythic ability to spend a point and gain a standard action, normally you can't cast a spell with it, but you can with the spell granted by the trait.
I used it to great effect to easily get a significantly stronger Divine Favor than I'd of normally gotten. Plus the action economy worked nicely with said mythic ability.
Also you're the child of the deity you worship as mentioned earlier.
>>44382460
>You begin play with a silver holy symbol of your chosen deity for free. In addition, choose one domain associated with your chosen deity. You gain the use of that domain's ist-level domain spell as a spell-like ability usable once per day (CL equals your character level).
The implication of the trait, in Wrath of the Righteous at least, is you are 100% the son or daughter of a god or goddess.
You can be a son of Erastil or daughter of Shelyn with the Touched by Divinity trait.
>>44382400
What level and leshy type? There's six of them on the page.
>>44382335
>>44382374
Why not combine these two concepts?
>Rusty Dagger Shanktown is an abyssal layer, and is perhaps the easiest to access
>an entrance to RDS can open in any city, but only in the most grimy alleyways and the dampers sewers, blending seamlessly into the scrap metal metropolis
>appearing as great rectangular towers of rusty metal filled with rooms and items connected by ramshackle bridges, a supersized slum that floats over an arid desert filled with rivers of sewage
>it is filled with lower power demons warring over towers, but the closer you are to the grand castle the stronger the demon get
>it's demon lord ruler lives in the largest tower, surround by "sulfur", twisted Succubi slaves pierced with rusty metal, stiff with Tetanis, and driven mad by the pain; along with other servants
>this demon lord directly ascended from an incredibly weak demon, and so happily invites the weak into his realm without punishment, free to gain either free passage or the right to join in the feudal squabbles of dretches and quasits; as long as they respect him and pay him lip service while in his realm
Any suggestions of a Pathfinder society module from Seasons 0-3 that would be good for my first time DMing?
Most of my players have played some sort of RPG, and one of them plays in a weekly campaign, so I am not concerned about it being difficult to manage the rules, just want something that is interesting and not too difficult to handle.
>>44382545
I like the thought of a sort of dingy, 100% city pocket dimension or area.
Probably just called Shanktown. Rusty Dagger makes it a little long.
A greater den of scum and villainy you'll never find.
>>44382545
>slider
fucking autocorrect, sultry should be in your dictionary
>>44378807
Nigga, my favorite elf to play doesn't just look down on humans. He looks down on everyone. If you aren't the change you want to see in the world you can burn. Which, incidentally, he'll do to you. With magic. You useless waste of space.
Okay /pfg/.. My friends decide to go full retard and wanting to run "classic" Pathfinder game. That is RotRL 15-PB Core rule book only.
How do I break the game so bad that he won't attempt to do this shit again?
>>44382532
Let's say...level 10. And that one in your pic.
>>44382617
That's a decent way to play them, and one I might take if I get the chance. I'm currently playing a character who looks down on almost everyone, but it's in an overbearingly helpful "I'm superior so I have a duty to help my lessers" sort of way. She's pretty hilarious to play.
>>44382653
>How do I break the game so bad that he won't attempt to do this shit again?
Don't, inform him of the reasons why 15 PB is terrible and just say you're not interested in joining.
>>44382653
Quickest way to resolve it is to just not play, and join in another game later. If they still play and have fun, good on them. Don't ruin their fun for it, though.
If they play and /don't/ have fun, sucks to be them, but you'll have dodge a bullet. This is the much more likely scenario.
>>44382659
>I'm currently playing a character who looks down on almost everyone, but it's in an overbearingly helpful "I'm superior so I have a duty to help my lessers" sort of way.
So she's like those cats that bring you dead mice because they think you're a retarded kitten that can't hunt on their own?
Also, are Elves in Golarion really that haughty? I remember reading they were into personal development and doing their own thing, but I don't remember reading anything about how prideful and overbearing they can be (although Spire Elves make up for it in spades.)I really wish the Castroval Elves are every bit as imperialist and hammy as we hope they are.
>>44382653
W I Z A R D
Conjure monsters that are better than your allies.
Solve all problems with spells.
Negate entire encounters with sleep/colorspray!
Take item crafting feats to make everything at half price.
>>44382704
According to JJ, the intent is to have Golarion elves not be all haughty, because they wanted to be distinct from the generic Tolkien-esque elves and be more nice and CG instead.
However, in Second Darkness they pretty much act like haughty generic Tolkien elves so whoops.
>>44382704
>So she's like those cats that bring you dead mice because they think you're a retarded kitten that can't hunt on their own?
Amusingly, yes.She used to be the familiar of an archmage, and inherited his smug wizardly superiority on top of being a cat.
In the spirit of Christmas, say one good, not backhanded thing about Golarian or Paizo.
>>44382788
Alchemist is godlike
>>44382788
The setting has some really fun regions and Paizo has a fairly consistent idea on what the player base wants.
>>44382788
They do very good bestiaries.
>>44382788
Chicks with Dicks are Canon
>>44382788
I've been having fun running this inquisitor DMPC in my Emerald Spire game (introduced as a healbot. Then the players wanted to know her backstory and characterization and I swear to god one is trying to waifu her, I DID NOT MEAN FOR HER TO BECOME AN ACTUAL CHARACTER GODDAMNIT).
>>44382788
For as much flack as Occult Adventures gets, the Occultist is a legitimately neat class. It's strong but not too powerful, has a large amount of useful abilities to get, and gets 1-6 spells off a non-terrible list, as well as the implements being something that no mage has actually focused on in PF yet.
It's hampered terribly by its piss-poor presentation and seemingly-overcomplicated system. It seems really fucking boring to read, but is surprisingly cool.Been writing a homebrew archetype for it and finally got around to reading it fully. They have skeletons that multiply like Asteroids! How fucking cool is that?!
>>44382788
I really like nosoi.
>>44382788
I second >>44382793 and also say that even if it has no additional support, the Promethean Alchemist Archetype is really cool.
The Magus in general is also pretty nice.
>>44382788
The Magus is a WAY better integration of bonking and spellcasting than the Duskblade, who didn't get a real big person spell list to actually be possible to think of as half-caster.
>>44382788
Daemons are very well-written.
>>44382800
Is that a Cannon Golem?
>>44382905
It is.
>>44382038
So, any thoughts on this? Am I drawing the lines in the right places?
So /pfg/, for the last half a year I've been stealing every setting idea that came up here. Including the Shanktown in this very thread - it's now canon in my setting. I come to thank you, and wish you a happy New Year. Stay awesome.
>>44382915
Grouping gnomes and dwarves together seems odd to me, pretty sure they're not meant to be related in most settings.
>>44382910
Magfuckingnificent.
>>44382929
Dear lord that must be a clusterfuck.
>>44382915
I wouldn't say Orcs are elflike or elf-compatible. They should be replaced by some fey-related thing on that list and move into the green people one.
>>44382659
Aww. Thank you!
>>44382952
That sure is, even with my slight alterations to fir the theme more. But my players like it.
>>44382929
You have a list?
I want to see what stuff of mine is there.
>>44382996
You got a compilation so we can use that? Are you even using Noiralog?
>>44382958
My thought process was the following. Orcs breed with humans. Elves breed with humans. No other mortal races do (races that don't simply breed with everything). So I stuck them three into a category.
Is this a silly thought process.
>>44383017
It's certainly not the worst.
What if Dwarves are crossbreeds of ogres and halflings?
>>44383046
>I spread my asscheeks for Shrek
>>44383046
>Ogres
>Breeding with Halflings
This isn't hentai.
>>44383046
Large penises don't fit in Small vaginas.
Small creatures fit entirely in Large vaginas.
Hey, I was watching the thread a few weeks ago and people were discussing transgendered persons in Golarion. One of the people mentioned was a guy who infiltrated an all female religious order to save sister, only to end up transforming into a woman and deciding to stay that way. I mentioned this to my DM and she's very interested. Anyone know the name or where to start looking?
>>44382788
I vastly prefer the skill system, and the background skills are top notch
>>44383038
Ok, I can see the need to place orcs into a green category if we're going by something closer to Tolkien fantasy, or perhaps WHF. I in fact can see them interacting well breeding with trolls.
Perhaps I should add trolls into the Orc/Elf/Human breeding pool?
>>44383078
However, it *is* possible to have sex within one size category without magical enhancement!
I'm joining this game and we're all starting off level 7 for whatever god forsake reason. No third party material, what class should I play, and what kind of build should I be running? We have a barbarian and a Fighter so far.
>>44383115
>alter self
>>44383000
Sadly, no. I just have a big Word doc in russian, divided into loose chapters, because I didn't bother to save original posts.
>>44383013
No, I don't use Noiralog as my primary setting. I tried to re-write an AP (CotC, namely) for it, though. It was shit and I suck at re-writing existing things.
>>44383135
What PB?
>>44383135
>Barbarian and Fighter
Sounds like a group that wants a cleric or bard on hand, anon.
>>44383081
The Gray Maidens article in Shattered Star book 2.
Name is Filario Grantsliem. It's just a short blurb.
>>44383135
Sorcerer,brawler, Cleric, or Oracle.
>>44383147can you list them for us?
>>44383135
Alchemist/Bard/Mesmerist/Occultist.
>>44383139
Anon! That's magic, and I'm talking about totally mundane intercourse.
Mediums can bang larges, smalls can bang mediums, but a small can't bang a large and vice versa without something terrible happening.
This is all confirmed with the Mask of the Demon Mother, where you can breed with *anything* within one size category of yourself while wearing the mask.
