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You're running from Death.
Your lungs and muscles burn with exhaustion as the beast's moist breath descends on your nape, every nerve screaming in terror as they await the agonizing rending of tooth and claw. Your arms and legs are already aching with pain; you can't get much further. Its sonorous wail of awful agony vibrates in your bones and twists its way through your gut; alien and utterly mad.
[ ] Fight.
[ ] Flee.
>>44288201
inb4navyfag
>>44288201
>[X] Fight.
There's no escape
>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.
>fleeing
>ever
>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.
Excellent image
Fight. Also, grunt's friend speaking
>>44288201
>[X] Fight.
NO PUSSY
>>44288201
>[x] Flee.
>>44288201
>[ ] Fight
It's not the smart choice. It's not the right choice. But it's the goddamn SETTLE choice.
>>44288201
>[x] Fight
FROM HELL'S HEART I LIMP AT THEE
>>44288201
He's back! At long last, he's finally back and I get to see the boats again!
Wait... Ah crap, yeah, we left off here, didn't we? Still doesn't make any sense to me that Shimakaze's turrets are some kinds of abominations, but whatever. Maybe it's just the stress and after-effects of confronting abyssals getting to Settle.
>[o] Fight
Much as I don't want to cause a scene, it's in-character.
>[x] Fight
>>44288238
>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.
>>44288201
>[x] Flee.
If PF wanted it to be in character he wouldn't have bothered with a choice. But it's not the first time his readers have mindlessly gone for the Big Red button.
>>44288201
[x] Flee.
>>44288201
>[X] Flee.
>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.
It's been a while.
[X] Fight.
>>44288201
[X] Flee.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
[x] Flee.
>[X] Flee
>>44288201
Flee
>>44288201
>[Bravely run away.]
>>44288404
Shimakaze too spooky4u.
>>44288404
Shimikaze's weird anthropomorpic turret, when taking to its conclusion in the planefag style, is fucking terrifying.
>He's back
[X] Fight.
>>44288504
Don't believe his lies.
>>44288438
>>44288441
Shimakaze's turrets are ADORABLE. Planefag's just delighting in giving Settle PTSD.
>>44288201
[x] fail
>>44288441
+ Abyssal-flashback-inducing, apparently.
> [x] Flee
>>44288538
They're adorable until you stop to think about what lies underneath the turret armor.
Also, why does Shimakaze even have independent turrets?
>>44288201
>[x] Fight
You kind of can't run with that busted leg and all.
>>44288538
I dunno, if I saw that, it probably would do a number on my sanity, maybe not as much as the sheer levels of screw physics going on, but it's still up there.
>>44288563
>Also, why does Shimakaze even have independent turrets?
>>44288538
>Shimakaze's turrets are ADORABLE.
Already answered in thread.
>>44288563
Makes her faster
>>44288504You can't kill the Messiah.
>>44288201
>[x] Flee.
flee flee oh god flee what is this shit nope
>>44288595
Being adorable is not an acceptable answer.
>>44288201
>[X] Fight.
THE TURRET BEAST MUST BE SLAIN.Also, welcome back.
>>44288201
Awwww, look at the cute little guy! He's helping out the American Admiral! Isn't that just so-
>[x] Flee
Um. What is Settle doing?
>>44288605
Fair enough.
>>44288619
>Being adorable is not an acceptable answer.
Why?
>[X] Fight
remove abyssals REMOVE ABYSSALS
>>44288661
Why not?
>>44288619
in KanColle, it is. Shimakaze's design was made to be as eye-catching as possible.
>>44288661
Cute things can be eldritch too
>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.
Living undead ships is barely able to parse because they're also cute girls.
Living indead ship parts with no relatable veil, less so.
>>44288612
KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
[X] Fight.
>>44288774
[X] MERCY
>[x] Fight
>[x] Fight
Hit metal /w fists until hands achieve the appropriate texture
>>44288237
>Excellent image
inorite? Someone on IRC found it for me like 20 minutes before we started, it's great.
Votes called, etc, just lemme finish this SB reeedose.
reee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QGQtJL7hSk
>>44288860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er_yEIE2I2o
[X] Fight
didn't we have this vote before? this is the second double vote iirc, last time people threw a fit because waifus.
>>44288851
I stopped keeping up with the SB thred once they started getting really stir crazy.
>>44288890
I think in this case it's because of the gap between threads and fap angel's funk last time
>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.
>>44288851
I was actually just about to change my vote... >>44288649 Fastbote herself changed my mind.
In the meantime, I think I'll write some Royal Navy junk! Ship grandma's time is now and so is the time of the fairies!
Seriously, Settle lost his mind over those amazing little dudes and now the turrets? I'm starting to think he's just allergic to adorable awesome.
anons who are new to questing, when voting please link back to the vote post (click on the post number and it'll appear in the comment box, or go >>postnumber if you have no javascript on your potato)
this will make the counting of votes faster and more reliable.
I didn't appear in a thread at the end, LET'S SEE WHAT HELL YOU'VE CAUSED MEN.
And we're back, ladies and gentlemen.
>[X] Fight
What, what is happening? is this a continued quest, and we just don't have numbers and archives, or it's new and we started with an Opus Rex?
>>44289215
It's continued, but aircrafthomo can't be assed to link the archive or number the thread
>>44288201
>[X] Flee.
>picture: Settle locates a method to end the abyssals and finally gets out from under all the relationship drama
>>44289215
We're on thread...60? 70? This quest has been around a while.
>>44288201
>piss ourselves out of fright
>>44289215
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kant-O-Celle%20Quest
>>44289215
previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43954376/
>you are a crippled boat pimp and right now you are having an attack of PTSD while being rescued from drowning due to your own retardation
>>44289289
>>44289307
I see it's a little late for newcomers.
>all those ratings
There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest. I am curious now.
>>44289334
Oh you have no idea
>>44289028
Who draws all these murakumo pictures
>>44289334
>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest. I am curious now.
It's very much both.
>>44289334
>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest
>>44289334
>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest.
Yes.
>>44289334
>>44289360
Definitely both.
>>44289334
>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest.
>>44289359
f7(eiki) http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=28608
>>44289334
>it's a little late for newcomers.
One can always catch up. There are condensed versions on a couple of forums
>>44288201
[X]FIGHT
STRUGGLE. In AMERICA, YOU FIGHT. NO ORDERS? FIGHT.
>>44289334
You have no idea. I get very frustrated reading the archive, but it's a ride. No point in doing anything other than screaming.
>>44289334
You're in for a wild ride.
Planefag's wild ride to be exact.
Leaden limbs wheel through the water as you sink; helpless to escape. You are flesh and bone, blood and bitter soul - human. Just human, in the path of War itself; the onslaught of millions and billions of bitter miserable murderous hating souls, spreading over the Earth and poisoning whatever it doesn't smash or burn, a pyroclastic flow boiling from the festering depths of Hell itself. The nipping teeth snag your nape and tear your sanity away with each sharp little bite, your humanity disintegrating in your churning wake. Friends, family, duty, honor - it all stretches, then rips, then tears into little floating tatters behind you as you're shredded down to the cold, bitter core, claw-marked and cruel.
And when *it* sinks its teeth into your body proper, you turn and strike.
[X]FIGHT!
Best fae when
Turgid water parts before your blows as your the rising heat in your muscles burns away the nerve endings; the pain of exertion now the pure, mind-numbing agony of an all-consuming conflagration. The shock of impact jolting down your arm and through your body seems the only thing keeping your heart moving, replacing the life-pulse; each blow as inevitable as the next thunderous echoing beat. Bubbles boil from your mouth as you open it and scream and never, ever stop; screaming, screaming, screaming -
- and then it's just vomit and bile and water tumbling into the drink, your very guts hurtling towards your gullet in a desperate bid to follow. You dangle limply, your head too full of sheer second-to-second agony, a single small white round thought cowering in a corner of your mind -
- pain stop, pain stop -
- and as a firestorm of needles blazes through your breast, it actually does.
Small soft hands are running through your hair, patting your back, slender arms clutching you close. You seize the slender figure as the shakes begin, horrible little wheezing sounds of terror drifting through the air as horrific visages of monsters and men and death and sharp black beetles scuttling through the water, bodies impaled on their spikey protuberances NO NO NO NO NO -
- more hands now, big, rough, strong, a band of iron wrapping around your middle and lifting you up. Your feet dangle in the water as you're suspended in a standing position.
Voices penetrate the fog as you stare at the water lapping against your shoes...
[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455
inb4
>Arizona is that you?
>NO
>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
Ahh PTSD
>>44289455
>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
[X] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
PTSD Yaoi, right?
>>44289455
[x] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?
Pretty sure we're getting it wrong with this. I'm okay with that. Settle's suffering sustains me.
>>44289410
Well little late means there is a lot of catching up to do, but it's indeed never too late.
>>44289455
[X] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455
[x] Sendai? Is that you?
followed by
[x] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455
>Sendai is that you? Or is it Hamp?
[X] Willie? Is that you?
[x]Hamp? is that you?
Settle should REALLY take a day off. I mean, I hate speedslut too, but...
>>44289455
>[X] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289501
Why does Settle have the Soul Reaver?
And the Dilbert tie?
>>44289508
>doublepicking
stop it you giant asshole.
[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[X] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289542
the same reason hate has spiderman standing behind him
>>44289537
I'm sure if he did try to take a day off, someone would intervene, shipgirls, Marine, shipgirls, abyssals, shipgirls, otakus, shipgirls...
>>44289455
>[x] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
He's behind us, with his arms wrapped around our middle.
>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289542
It's obviously Settle having a nightmare depicting the events of the day.
>>44289572
Hopefully, by saying this, we can get him to realize we're back to reality quickly enough that he doesn't German suplex us...
>>44289455
>[o] Sendai? Is that you?
Because we've given the girls enough fuel for their yaoi doujins already.
What the hell even was that just now? Like, there's snapping and then there's "Settle's taking a few days off to recover."
I mean fuck, we've fought them, faced them, heard their horrible psychic attack and even SPOKEN with them... And a cute little turret-thing is what sends us over the edge? What the fuck, Planefag?
[x] Hamp? is that you?
I don't know what this chooses. I'm assuming bodyguard duty also counts as lifeguard duty when you're a ship?
Edsall a best.
>>44289455
>[x] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289445
Best fae is right. I wish we saw more ship girls full of seamen.
>>44289564
You're forgetting the CNO telling him to get back to work.
We should be careful with the rage outbursts. Last time we summoned 10k tons of steel and made two kebabs.
>>44289609
I feel that the fairies are the cutest part of Kancolle.
>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
>[x] Hamp? is that you?
Let's head this waifu business off at the pass.
>>44289594
Perhaps it was the straw that broke the camels back. There's only so much damage that can be taken to the psyche.
>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?
man so Settle/Sendai when
>>44289614
I'm not seeing anything bad in that post.
>>44288201
>[X] Flee.
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
NIGHT BATTLE FLAG
VOTES CALLED
>>44288274
I thought I was running late, but I was already here in spirits, I see. Good evening, everybody!
Are we getting writefriends today?
>>44289614
>THE CHOICE IS MADE!
kek
Now I'm almost disappointed we didn't fight. We might have drowned there and woke up to Hamp giving us CPR using Sendai's floating legs as a backboard.
While the destroyer girls are watching.
While Arizona stands on shoretwisting metal beams.
>>44289670
I was going to hold off on that because making them post on Sunday night is kind of shit. That's my decision, unless I'm shouted down by an overwhelming majority of those present.
Due to the hiatus we have a LOT of writeups waiting; I don't want to screw anyone over by having them buried tho.
[x] Hamp? is that you?
>>44289609
>>44289619
>Cutest part
That's an odd way to spell 'BEST'.
No, I'm kidding. The fairies are absolutely amazing though. I love the little things to bits. I have a HUGE soft spot for the idea of tiny people friends who have tiny versions of things humans have. Borrowers who kibosh it together out of scraps, not so much, but fairies with their own miniature societies are the best.
I'mma write one into this Royal Navy bit. I gave everyone who remembers a sneak-preview a few threads ago.
>>44289665
Good work halley
>>44289714
You're a bit late, anon.
>>44289665
>that blue in the eye
Yes, quite interesting.
>>44289542it's because i assemble this type of 'art' by smashing tons of old pics from 4chan and GIS stock images together on like a hundred layers and then tracing over them.like a where's waldo for memes
>>44289705
I see. It is a fair decision, and I can wait until they are worthy of sharing. I'd rather wait ten years to fully enjoy a fantastic story, then wait ten minutes for a hastily written unintelligible pile.
>>44289665
>Catte patch
heh
>>44289746
What in my eye, now?
>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289746
...oh fuck, hadn't even seen it.
>>44289794
>>44289823
>dat deck armor
HEY EVERYONE! FIND YOUR WAIFUS!
>>44289823
>Christmas Panpakapan CG never
>>44289726
>That's an odd way to spell 'BEST'.
it really isn't, considering we're talking about weebstuff.
>>44289849
>No redeeming qualities besides breasts
Triggered.
>>44289746
she's already a demon
>>44289823
>>44289855
Atago Kai Ni never. But nice find never the less.
>>44289849
>unlovable plebian trash
>>44289849
>no USS Iowa
shit/10
>>44289849
>A NUKED WAIFU IS A GOOD WAIFU
Laughter stahp
>>44289849
>Ahnuld
>Steve Austin
Dammit they're my ASW Zuiun mules and I laughed anyway
>>44289794
Naka love
>Eats your resources and your children
>>44289849
>brain damage goes well with blue hair
replace naka
>>44289849
Nuclear testing aside, Nagato a best.
>>44289727
>>44289746
>>44289783
>>44289890
Glad you like it anons!
>>44290079
As the black haze around your vision clears, a name bobs to the surface of your consciousness.
“... Hamp?”
“That's me, skippy. Hold'im, Sendai.”
Your arms flop limply as someone's soft bust presses into your shoulderblades, strong, slender arms locking around your middle like a vise.
“Here ya go, this'll unfuck you right quick, Admiral-”
Flimsy plastic is pressed between your lips, a fingertip tilts your head back, and hot, smooth liquid hits your tongue. It tastes like hickory and cinnamon; it goes down smooth and as it hits your stomach the dark growly aftertaste starts stomping around your tongue, fur growing in its wake. The draught sears down your throat like molten fire, souring as it descends till it hits your stomach with physical force, like lead raining down a shot-tower.
When the caffeine hits you can *hear* the thrum of raw megajoules thundering through your bloodstream; the air itself heating up as your body sings to life. Your eyes snap wide-open, admitting far too much light. The voice of your TAO (long gone to god knows where,) is in your ears, his familiar refrain echoing bright and brittle - wired, sir, wired for lights, sound and sensors. And you most certainly are, because Hamp is talking and his words taste -
“YELLOW.”
“Yellow?” he asks.”
“TASTES YELLOW!”
Hamp leans back, crosses his arms and smiles. One hand jostles his ever-present paper Starbucks cup. “Want more?”
You swish a hand in front of his face, painting over him with the green afterimage. “GREEN.”
“How long was he down there?” you hear Sendai ask from beneath your shoulders.
Reality begins to clink into place again, brick by brick. Hamp's being smug, Sendai's hugging you a little too tightly, and over yonder someone's-
“GHEYAAAAHAAAAEA!” you scream incoherently, kicking and thrashing wildly at the *thing* not ten feet distant. The ghastly, alien abstraction of a face regards you with the same blank, empty stare still seared into the afterimages in your mind, betraying nothing even as you kick water in its face wildly. A chain is wrapped around it once, tiny anchor hooked through its own links to form a lasso. You flick your eyes away from *it* to find Willie, her eyes squinched shut with exertion as foam kicks up by her heels - she's running Back Emergency at full RPMs, trying to keep the monstrosity away from you.
*It* wields a stare that bores into your shivering sanity; the dark holes of its eyes a window into an absence, a black hole, an *abyss.*
[ ] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOW
[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
>>44290120
Jesus. Hamp just gave settle Navy Coffee.
You poor bastard.
>>44290120
>Settle has gone plaid
>>44289849
There's a few good ones in there. I wouldn't mind a late night weed fueled blowjob for instance.
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
no more drain bamage pls.
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
WHATBLGARBL
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290146
Worse.
Navy Coffee, you see, is some amazing shit. Navy Coffee is a mystic brew that keeps men on their feet and fighting fit for days on end.
But this? THIS SHIT?
Did you know
did you fucking know
that you can make coffee
and replace the water with Monster?
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290114
You should try Shimakaze outfit.
>>44290144
>[X] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
>>44290144
[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144
>I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144
[x] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
As much as I'd like to see the first option, aggression seems to be part of Settle's character when it comes to stuff like this, so, when the abyss stares at you, stare right back.
>>44290144
[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
This is kind of our reputation. Might as well play to it, because it's better than the other things that are our reputation.
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
Settle has gained Insight. We Bloodborne now.
>>44290187
I didn't know mere mortals were capable of surviving that.
>>44290144
>[ ] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOW
Have Hamp blast that abyssal out of the water! Battle stations! Raise shields!
>>44290144
>[o ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
There is nothing to fear from tiny turret! That said, what the HELL is wrong with Settle?! I think this might be a red button option, but that hasn't stopped us before!
>>44290146
Settle IS Navy and he 's done watches on Navy Coffee.
That shit is some unholy witche's brew that only Hamp knows the secret of. I think it's potentially poisonous to people who AREN'T used to Navy stuff
>>44290144
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
>>44290187
>>44290197
I have said many times, when the abyss stares back Settle pokes it's fucking eyesout.
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144
[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290187
>did you fucking know
>that you can make coffee
>and replace the water with Monster?
Hang on a second guys I'll be right back.
>>44290191
>You should try Shimakaze outfit.
I SECOND THIS MOTION!
What? You wanted an upgrade so you can compete, didn't you Naka? Well here's your upgrade: SPEED!
>>44290191
My hull is built around a top speed of 35 knots. With my luck I'd shake myself to pieces and projectile-launch my hairbuns to the Atlantic and my tits to the Bering Sea.
>>44290144
>[x] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
>>44290144
[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144
>I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD.
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
HELLO THIS IS SETTLE HOW CAN I SCREEEEEE
>>44290187
Settle is now inmortal after drinking the Sacred Monster Oils, and destined to wrestle yaks for eternity.
>>44290187
I did that shit before and it fucked me up.
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
No other answer is acceptable.
>>44290187
>Navy Coffee
The really amazing thing about Navy Coffee is that we still drank that shit even though it was brewed in gigantic percolators that never got fucking cleaned. It tasted like acid and grease and despair, and we drank it anyways.
Because holy SHIT it was powerful. Seriously, the only reason I paid for Monster over grabbing free mugfuls of that stuff was taste.I miss the days when we had Monster M-80 in the shipboard vending machines. It was like drinking a pineapple that had been taking regular caffeine injections.
>>44290144
[X ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290257
In the name of SCIENCE, I kinda want to see this happen now.
>>44290187
What the actual fuck
>>44290144
[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290187
>that you can make coffee
>and replace the water with Monster?
Is that not a crime against coffee?
>>44290144
>[x] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOW
>>44290144
>I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144
>[x] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
I'm still not sure what's going on, but the reference itself worth the vote.
>>44290236
Godspeed you crazy faggot
>>44290187
...I'm gonna need to try this now.
For Science.
>>44290292
Inorite? I bought three cans just for tonight. It's a decent short-term substitute for what I really need. God bless caffeine.
>>44290257
...I'm almost tempted to try and arrange it now. But no, that would be wrong.
Hilarious, but wrong.
Also, that uniform in the pic is yours forever. Looks good! Idols have to update their look once in a while, right?
Actually, that's a good point. We know the idol thing was an act, but Naka... Did you honestly enjoy it, or was it just something you suffered through?
>>44290187
If someone could properly harness that, it'd be a powerful boost... but it sounds like either a massive spike then crash... or it fucking kills you.
>Sees coffee in the Capcha
>>44290236
rip science
you will be remembered
pic unrelated
>>44290360
M-80 still exists?
I NEED IT IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW WHERE DO THEY SELL IT
>>44290144
>[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290357
>>44290236
Congrats deme, you may have just sent at least two people into cardiac arrest.
>>44290144
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
Tits. There has to be tits somewhere around. Those speak to a lower level of conciousness. Look at those.
>>44290385
Not m-80. Just some rojo tea or whatever.
>>44290187
>settle's brain when
Willie continues to be a good girl
>>44290236
D-Did... did we just made someone commit suicide?
>>44290398
Much wisdom, you have.
>>44290390
The world is probably better for it.
>>44290144
>[X] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
Sendai pls halp yankeetoku
>>44290187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AHRn9qb_jk
>Captcha is coffee.
IT KNOWS
>>44290410
Oh. Well, fuck.
>>44290390
Sounds like you think they're pussies.
>>44290363
Honestly? Depends on the day you ask.
I like the technical stuff involved. I liked having to study color theory and shapes to design outfits. I liked listening to tailors gush about things, get their suggestions, try them out. I guess I liked the pageantry, not a big fan of the pageant.
>>44290257
Hey, Naka. Is this the intended use?
Capcha is boats. Because why not?
>>44290398
We need to turn around 180.
Face and feel into sendai's boobs
>>44290398
But Settle is an ass man.
>>44290144
> I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD.
>>44290436
I'd poi her poi so hard she poi~
>>44290187
this is a thing?
>>44290398
One could hope.
>>44290456
>filename
That's cruel.
For the guy, that is.
>>44290456
... damn, kid. Have you brought that outfit to bear on Harder yet?
>>44290460
>sending Sendai's Teitocrush into overdrive
Y u spark more waifuwar
>>44290465
I fail to comprehend the meaning of your discourse.
>>44290505
There's no escape.
VOTES CALLED
>>44290495
FUCK YOU
>>44290505
because why not
>>44290187
Out of curiosity, can you describe an "intense" Caffeine moment?
Also how do you feel about the December Patch in EvE?
>>44290456
every girl wants to be a princess
but why the traffic cone motif?
>>44290517
Poi.
