Previous thread >>43573040
has saged, post your funnies here.
>>43593055
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>>43593120
Game name?
>>43593403
From the Depths. There's an engineering games general on /vg/ where you can find links if you want to try it.
>>43593427
They just recently added in railguns and custom shells.
Good stuff, mang.
>>43593490
Heh.
>>43593544
Awwww, sauce?
>>43593120
>Dex vs Str
>>43593490
Is it bad that I like it black?
>inb4 that's what your mom said
>>43593561
Christ. I remember that discussion.
>>43593561
>vorephilia in a nutshell
>>43593827
why the fucking speech bubbles?
>>43593561
fucking shindol...
>>43593869
This, could actually easly fit in quite well with the usual X-Men related bullcrap.
I mean, it's not even close to Cables backstory. Or indeed, pretty much any member of the Summers family.
>>43593869
This one always makes me laugh.
Can't think of a good one.
>>43593372
>Left-handed shake
This does not get you hired.
>>43593864
Because it's abridged version, the original had more frames and wall of text.
Also speech bubbles with most of text removed are sort of /tg/ OotS meta joke.
>>43593864
It's an edited version from some Marvel comic where an alien disguised as Black Widow tries to seduce Stark. She reveals the deception during foreplay, and Stark's only response is to ask whether it meant they were still gonna fuck.
Filename would probably have made more sense if the guy left in the original dialogue.
>>43593490
Why do you need a high capacity scabbard and a pommel thing that goes up? Are you planning on killing younglings?
>>43594025
Here's the original
>>43594048
>high capacity scabbard
>>43594132
Actually, I think the original original is even longer.
>>43594149
This is just fantastic.
>>43594162
I just checked the deviantart in that image and the only difference is a speech bubble in the last panel with Tony going on about how aliens aren't that weird to him.
>>43594048
nobody blamed the lightsaber
>>43593637
>wizard vs martial.jpg
>>43594307
Needs a better name
>>43594384
Kids these days...
>>43594384
Best I can com up with is
>Performance 5 Etiquette 0.jpg
>>43593827
>>43594384
Isn't that the new CliffNotes where it modernizes the retelling of the story?
>>43594142
It lets you hold more edge for more debilitating chops.
Only a monster would have one.
>>43594477
>I bring you the devil-dragon's wife. Enjoy your new wife.
>>43593055
>>43593561
I understand how weird vore can seem to people who aren't into it but I'd like to hope that most people can recognize that it has more potential for arousal than someone getting their head bashed in.
>>43594653
You win. Overlord is best anime.
>>43594742
Wait, what?
>>43594754
Vortex created where two tidal currents meet. This one is tiny, but some can be large enough to trap divers and kill them.
>>43594757
>Nat 1 walking.webm
>>43594512
Made me chuckle.
>>43594754
I think it's what happens when two currents going in opposite directions meet.
>>43594724
You realize abuse is a far more common fetish right? Even hard abuse.
>>43594757
Deer actually have a lot of trouble on surfaces like that. Roads are hard enough for them to get traction on, polished tile must be a nightmare.
>>43594249
Man this image is retarded, this is pathetic attempt at self-wankery. Germans never feared US troops, infact they were considered a secondary threat. All the good troops and equipment went to the fight against russians.
Hell, the US troops didn't even get to fight germans even nearly as much as the british. British bore the brunt of the german armored troops in normandy and the fulda gap.
>>43594984
Those are actually quotes, son. Sorry you grandad was kekked by an American GI.
>>43595146
They are literally made-up, same as the "fame" of Patton being feared by the germans when in reality nobody fucking knew who he was.
>>43595227
[citation needed]
>>43595415
Citation needed, but 'a russian document', 'a German General' and 'anonymous' are "quotes"?
>>43595467
Just because they're quotes doesn't mean that the information being quoted is accurate. More importantly, as you stated, it's pretty heavy self-wank. You, however, posted something that would be considered a historical fact, and thus needs some form of backing, or as Anon put it, citation needed.
>>43593055
>>43595548
gud one
>>43597213
I kek'd.
>>43597213
>>43597295
fucking MOAR
I'm dying.
>>43597295
I think I found my next Rogue Trader character.
>>43593918
Time travel and family trees never mix well
Heinlein taught me this long ago.
>>43597454
>>43597504
>>43597333
>>43597213
>>43597962
Is that a cowtaur/dwarf?
>>43597994
Yes!
>>43598180
>You have my gun
>>43593544
This is a long ass gif
>>43598213
>And you have my car.
>>43598319
I can never get over just how well that scene played out
>>43595227
Hitler's justification for not sending troops from Calais to Normandy was literally fear that Patton was going to lead the main thrust of the invasion through Calais.
He couldn't comprehend that we were actually serious about punishing Patton for slapping that kid around during the campaign in Italy, was convinced that D-Day was a diversion because there was no way we wouldn't put Patton in charge of the main thrust.
>>43598409
>>43594149
I get it. Disabled people are evil and should be euthanized...
>>43595531
Son, you need to calm down and post filenames
>>43598734
I love when pro wrestling doesn't take itself seriously.
>>43593965
care to explain?
>>43598400
I keep seeing this gif, sauce?
>>43598734
goddamn that is some charlie chaplin-tier pantomiming
>>43598180
>>43598213
>>43598232
And I will annex just the smallest sliver of land to provide safe passage to a volcano.
>>43599259
>>43599259
Is that Vladimir Putin?
>>43594984
Someone failed their Knowledge (Patton) Check.
Shit, Germans were afraid of the US even during WWI. They considered the Americans an army of circus performers and cowboys, and were largely right.
>>43598400
Reverse image search gave me a game called "Beneath" from 1999. But it doesn't look quite right?
>>43598792
>>43599331
It's Diluvion
That's the Yamato Crab, a hermit crab that is too big to use anything other than destroyers and aircraft carriers as its "shell"
>>43599391
>Diluvion
Cheers Bruv.
>>43593627
Ashita no Nadia/Nadja
>>43599320
>Germans were afraid of the US even during WWI.
>They considered the Americans an army of circus performers and cowboys
Can you imagine the horror. A small troop of cavalry barely makes it across no man's land in a daring raid but are swiftly surrounded. The advancing German's are shocked to discover nearly a platoon of men on each horse, their faces white as the snow. Terror sets in as the mass of entangled men emits a casual, "howdy" in a synchronous cacophony of voices. Disentangling themselves with practiced ease they each tip their hats with a revolver and wonder, "Why so serious?"
>>43598202
Laughing so hard right now.
>>43594984
>Germans never feared US troops
Yeah, they were all "Oh, look Hans. The silly Americans have killed all of our men, firebombed our cities, and forced us back to our capitol. How ADORABLE!"
>>43599599
Just to be clear, which CoC are we talking about, here?
>>43599715
>magical item required to defeat fortress, designation: needle
>>43599743
Yes.
look at me, I'm topical.
>>43598734
is there more like this somwhere??
>>43598815
Also this. For entirely different reasons.
>>43599743
>>43599599
I dun get it.
>>43594149
this is awesome
>>43598680
>Triggered
Begs for a filename.
>>43599997
>>thephantomfilename.jpg
>>43599997
>GM is a pussy, gives animal companion back
>>43594591
At first I was pissed, but then I lol'd. Get bit.
>>43599997
>Roll to disbelieve.
>>43594384
>Act I. Scene I. Planet Elsinore, Denmark Waaagh; Warcamp of Warboss Claudius
>Enter Barnardo and Francisco, two boyz
>Barnardo: Oy! ooh goez dere?
>Francisco: It's me you git!
>Enter Horatio (a nob) and Marcellus (another boy)
>Horatio: Oy you lot! Stand to!
>Everyone: OK boss!
>Horatio: Why'z you lot afraid like a snotling?
>Marcellus: We'z seen a ghost boss!
>Enter ghost of old Warboss – Old Warboss Hamlet
>Horatio: Stomp it! Waaagh!!!
>Stomping ensues
>Marcellus: Dat ghost iz right tuff!
>Horatio: We'z not have enough dakka boyz! I'z gonna git boss Hamlet, he's got dem tricks, he'z gonna know what to do!
>End Scene.
>>43599459
>>43600163
Act 1 Scene 2 ?
>>43599822
Whenever I google CoC recently I'm getting Clash of Clans so there's 3 of the blasted things.
>>43598626
Cops (at least SWAT teams that do home raids and shit) have seen literal rape dungeons and murdered infants. Sometimes in the same raid. They're not gonna give a fuck about a few dildos and an oily man.
>>43600241
>>43599459
>mfw this series got b& from Batoto because the first page of the first chapter shows a girl pissing on a guy's face
>>43600311
What is sad is that image is neither, along with being a much better game.
You have to have a great fucking anti virus though. Shit kills computers.
>>43594270
God, that would be an awesome show. 10/10 would watch, over and over again.
>>43600287
Enjoy, from older /tg/.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14748343/
>>43599822
What the fuck is this from? It's not Corruption of Champions, is it?
needs a better filename
>>43600389
Free City.
Pre alpha slave trainer
>>43597996
Gettign the Owl upgrade to the Wacom really makes the whole experience that much better.
>>43598013
I never get this one... what the hell is that, a one-seat train?
>>43600354
Nigga, how badly are you fucking up that you're getting viruses from an html game that happens to not contain any?
>>43600498
>fucking blue.jpg
>>43600241
>That one part where she gets gangraped by 30 guys and she just accepts it because her Oddity makes her fine with whatever her boyfriend wants her to do.
My heart broke.
Needs a better filename.
>>43600722
fuckingcamarillas.jpg
>>43600722
This too.
>>43600926
>3.pf player forced to try a new system
Any idea what class I could make the fox?
>>43594025
That's lawful as shit mate.
>>43600683
Jeez, what chapter did THAT happen in?
>>43601162
Ch 8, pages 6 and 7.
>>43601193
Those dogs all look baked.
>>43601021
>>43601021
Some sort of archer. Think Disney's Robin Hood.
>>43599304
GRRM writes another death.
>>43601326
That's a nipple.
>>43599776
I know its Dota 2, but what is going on here?
>>43601326
That's a crystal ball image, not a reflection.
>>43601343
Hey, if the other image can get away with actual porn...
>>43600926
Dc 20 Diplomacy check.
>>43601199
Furry Indoctrination.
>>43600241
>C+ Typical Male Response.jpg
>>43593120
>Megalovania in the background
>>43600467
Yes, that's the joke.
>>43601463
Why would a one-seat train even exist?
>>43601477
It doesn't.
>>43601498
So what's in the .gif?
>>43601477
Because sometimes only one person needs to ride the train.
>>43600498
First thing I thought of reading that: 500 damage. That adds up, you know.
>>43601507
A joke.
>>43593055
>>43601021
A rogue. Two daggers in the paws, one more in its mouth
>>43601356
someone gave a bunch of flying couriers necronomicons, and mana items to use them.
>>43601618
That's more like -9 hp.
He bleeds out and dies a few seconds later.
>>43601051
> Lawful = Following society's standards and expectation
> Vandalism on a symbol of status in derision of a common used expression
Literally wat
>>43598473
Evil campaign answers a quest buletin
>>43601528
That book is the most toxic, detrimental reading material possible for a new Dungeon Master. He literally recommends that you twist any assets or advantages a character has into pure drawbacks.
Someone has supernatural luck? Every time they invoke it, they get put in a significantly worse situation.
Someone is immune to disease? Make a disease that bypasses their immunity, but make it that they're immune to the cure anyway.
Someone can attack enemy weak points? Make every battle require they not kill anyone, then make every attack they perform instant death.
That's just the tip of the bullshit he endorses. He once sidelined a player's character, then asked them to come to each session and watch. No, worse than that, he would repeatedly ask the incapacitated character what they would do on their turn. HE DID THIS FOR SIX MONTHS.
Fuck his guy, and fuck that book. He's apparently coming out with a sequel as well, because apparently the world needs TWO books filled with the worst possible gaming advice.
>>43594984
Somebody finally said it.
>>43601514
>newman is thatguy
>newman gets cheeto dust all over his fingers before asking to handle Jerry's special collector's edition codex
perfect
>>43600401
>quickly igor, allow me to give you a neck massage, the halflings are beginning to suspect us
>>43600926
>gm suggests Numenera for the first time
>>43594384
>>43601757
What book is this? The author, as you describe him, sounds like one of those nerds who felt he never had any real control over his life and as a consequence he lets the slightest bit of power go to his head.
>>43601769
>Meat-hands
Heh
>>43601869
Sounds like Play Dirty by John Wick.
>>43594384
This is not okay.
>>43594984
>Germans never feared US troops
Maybe not, but that particular German who was quotedassuming that those quotes weren't just pulled out of someone's ass. "A German General Officer" isn't exactly an example of rigor and specificity.felt the need to comment in that way on American military practices. Backhanded compliments/complimentary-sounding insults aren't really an indicator of fear, either.
>>43593413
>>43601853
>/pol/ was right again
>>43601757
... I had no idea what that came from. Meanwhile, another funny.
>>43601889
Looks like it. Looks like it has a sequel as well.
>>43601869
Wick is an egotistic twat on his better days with an all too high opinion of his own intellectual capabilities and petulant, passive-aggressive grognard on the rest.
>>43602157
>not traps.gif
>>43602166
Tell me more. I'm in the mood to cringe.
>>43602167
Why suddenly bring up contrivances for catching and holding prey?
>>43602157
Wait, what about the fans that admit full well that they aint straight?
>>43600313
Oh please, like most SWAT teams have seen anything worse than some stoner's stash. The worst they're going to see is a dead family pet after one of them shoots it during a 4am raid.
>>43602275
It's hard being gay in some places, anon.
>>43602334
It's gay being hard in some places too
>>43602295
dat ref has the biggest smile the entire time
