>Your magical realm comes up during a campaign.
What do you do?
Tap the x card.
indulge in orc girl if it comes up but act natural
>>43452011
Capitalize on it in a way that my compatriots won't notice.
I can save it in the fap bank for later.
Also, probably have to act horrified like the rest of the party.
>>43452011
Try desperately to hide my tent.and fail miserably
>>43452011
"Hot".
I don't give a shit if they know my fetish.
>>43452011
Inform table that we have entered my magical realm.
Take no further action.
Act like it's all quite ordinary.
>>43452011
Keep playing as normal.
>>43452011
>What do you do?
That's a stupid question and this is a stupid thread.
Subtly take control of the situation
>>43452011
I can't even think of a situation how that might come up at all.
>>43452451
>The old soldier begins his daily hygiene routine, showering, shaving, and brushing his tee- [FETISH INTENSIFIES]
>>43452451
What, are you tilefucker or something?
>>43452496
No, it's really tame, but specific enough that it would hardly come up.
>>43452545
Then what is it?
>>43452545
Is it cuddling or blankets?
My magical realm is about surviving an incredibly dangerous situation. So I guess I congratulate the DM for running something where things are balanced such that we barely pulled off whatever it was.
>>43452588
>>43452602
Fleece, plush, etc. I like to be wrapped up in them and stuff. Very soft, cozy. I also usually keep stuffed animals and other soft feeling things around. Q-tips, those cotton pads, etc.Then I fuck them.
Even when not thinking about the softness specifically I always use my blankets as fleecelights. It's really nice actually.
It's not that weird.
>>43452011
It's unlikely to come up. I'd just nurse a boner under the table and file away all the details for future fapping.
>>43452674
You sick fuck. You make me want to put you in a tub of gravel and then sandpaper your cock. That'll learn you.
>>43452674
Wouldn't that fuck up your fleeces? I imagine that's gotta be a bitch to clean.
>>43452674
>I usually keep... Q-tips
>then I fuck them
>It's not weird
Holy shit dude.
>>43452674
>fleecelights
I'm fucking crying
>>43452674
Any particular fabric you prefer? Just I recall a lot of fleece is polyester.
Well that depends a good deal on whether or not the GM brought my fetish into the game with the sole purpose of fucking with me. If it was just coincidental then i'll just play the game and try not to let my dick overrule my brain. If the Gm did it just to mess with me though then i'm going to give him exactly what he wants and then some. It'll be funny at first, but little by little i'm going to show that fucker my true my power level. Either he's going to boot me from the game, or he's never going to pull that shit again. Either way I win.
>>43452674
Tell me about your favorite childhood plush toy.
>>43452697
Why must you torment me?
>>43452698
I own about a dozen different ones, for however I'm feeling that day. Different textures, roughness. I've got my own harem of blankets, it's lovely. When I'm feeling particularly bad sometimes I'll double up, and use two at once for a foursome.Then my dedicated facial stuffed-bunny another sticky one.
>>43452674
>>43452698
I ask, because this intrigues me but I bust like a geyser. Cleanup is always an undertaking.
>>43452011I'm the DM. Of course it'll come up.
>>43452751
>I've got my own harem of blankets
>>43452011
>pasty white veiny fat ass titties
oh you bet your ass it's come up.
>>43452706
>>43452708
It's just like any other fetish dude, come on.
>>43452715
100% polyster actually. She's a nice pink, but kinda thin so I use greenie for a better grip.Threesome~
>>43452749
My stuffed-bunny. She's been so thoroughly covered in my nut it's unbelievable.
I'm getting a little worked up talking about this.
>>43452011
My magical realm consists of female knights or otherwise strong women tenderly loving their weaker husbands, treating them pretty much the same way a knight would treat his lady.
Assuming the setting is an anachronistically egalitarian one, literally nothing awkward happens. Unless a female knight starts macking my character, that'd be slightly awkward.
I love being vanilla as fuck.
>>43452751
>dedicated facial stuffed bunny
oh fucking shit please let this be real
>Muscular kind hearted men
Oh gee
>>43452795
>Threesome~
>Harem of blankets
>>43452795
It's tile fucker's long lost cousin or something.
Anyway, do different types of wool and the way the blanket is woven do anything for you?
>>43452674
>fleecelights
>it's not the weird
I have literally never heard of this, and I lurk in dark net servers for illegal fap fuel with some real nutcases. You're just trying to be the next tileanon. There's no way you're real.
>>43452708A shit
>>43452795
So I don't get it, wouldn't the fabrics get caught in your dick or something? And this sounds more like you'd consider nutting in your pants a 'threesome' desu senpai
>>43452011
>have always been huge monstergirl faggot
>have mastered the art of the pokerface
The only person who can tell is my best friend becauseI usually am always grinning like an idiot anywayI get a slightly bigger grin
>>43452795
>My stuffed-bunny. She's been so thoroughly covered in my nut it's unbelievable.
>I'm getting a little worked up talking about this.
I'm sorry anon, but I am currently crying with laughter at you and your odd fetish. And your poor, poor nut bunny
>>43452871
Fabric caught in dick? How would that even happen?
>>43452011
>slave girls who are wearing leia-style outfits and have belly button piercings.
Pretty easy to poker face through. Would honestly be more vexed the GM is describing these things.
Fleecelights: better or worse than Tile Fucker?
>>43452871
>desu senpai
Ew.
>>43452751
My players told me they want to play Out of the Abyss.I have a huge Spidergirl and Femdom fetish.
>>43452928
It's more sensible, but also more pathetic. I get it. Soft textures, stimulation, makes sense. It's retarded and autistic, especially to consider it a "foursome", but it makes sense.
>>43452862
Of course. It's the feel, and different weaves have different feels. Appearance wise though, it does nothing for me.
>>43452865
Hey man, I've seen at least one other guy in /b/ with something similar to this. But he refused to reply to me.
Honestly I don't have to prove anything to you. But I guess I could take a pic of my bunny?
>>43452871
I once got UTI, and I think it was because of some fluff and stuff getting stuck in my urethra, but I can't be sure.
Nah pants don't do it for me, all my underwear is coarse enough to deter me. By some pajamas I have are really more like sextoys at this point.
>>43452751
Shit that never happened.
>>43452674
>>43452751
Don't you ever shred or irritate your dick from fucking your... fleecelight constantly.
And fleecelight is now a word my computer recognises God fucking help me.
>>43452976
>pic of my bunny
Include a timestamp. Prove this is for real.
>>43452985
Don't tempt him. I'm sure the Fleeceanon is well capable of providing photographical evidence of his actions... and I don't really wanna see it.
>>43452945
>I have a huge Spidergirl and Femdom fetish.
Excellent taste, senpai.
There isn't a single RPG that incorporates rules for tickling, so I doubt I'll have to worry about it.
>>43452011
FUCK EVERYTHING, FIGURATIVELY EVERYTHING.
>>43453005
Don't you want to see a cumdumpster bunny?
>>43453016
>senpai
Ew.
>>43452925
this so much
Bonus points if they're racially ambiguous
>>43452945
>spidergirl and femdom fetish
top tier taste anon
>>43452976
I don't know who you are blanket fucker, but I love you all the same.
Shine on you crazy diamond!
>>43453030
Unless we're talking petite girl in cute outfit, no, not really.
>>43453024
I like it when they're tickled until they piss themselves.
>>43453030
Senpai is f-a-m being filtered.
>>43452987
Yeah like I said I own quite a few.
I really shouldn't have said anything. I thought we were just sharing our fetishes in a safe environment.
I'm playing CSGO but before I leave I'll take a few minutes for a picture. I don't want /tg/ to think I'm disingenuous.
>>43453084
Are imo, imho and desu filtered as well?
That doesn't make any sense desu imho senpai.
>>43452925
>belly button piercings
Pretty much instant boner from me.
Honestly, I didn't realize that most people weren't so turned on by a good midriff till I was pretty old.
>>43452011
Depends on which fetish of mine comes up.
If it's my vanilla tier midriff or other fetish, I'll not play into it.
If it's my mid-tier stuff; fucbois, traps, and the like, I'll go all in because fuck it. That's the stuff I actually don't mind my table knowing.
My high level /d/ stuff like alien pregnancy? That I'll encourage subtly without making it obvious. When I'm the DM I slip it in too because it works as body horror.
>>43452011
Make excuses for my character to not look for a way to turn back into a guy.
>>43453098
Thank you fleecefucker. May your fabrics live long and be fertile.
Ye weird bastard. Hang around for a bit.
Okay, I'm out. But I expect to see the highlights of this thread in a screencap eventually.
Fools! You already dwell within my magical realm!
>Morgana Draconia
>Female Half-dragon/Dragonborn
>Dragon-blooded sorceress/Dragon cultist
>Psuedo-dragon familiar
>>43453117
Based hirojinks.
>>43453143
>I expect to see this Reddit-tier bullshit thread where wordy normalfags pretend to be weird screencapped so I can read it later
Just kill yourself now.
>>43453016
>>43453040
Rachnera best girl.
Time to railroad my party straight to Menzoberranzan!
I have a bunch of little magical realms. Like a magical archipelago. Depending on which one it was, I'd probably say "that's hot" and shrug it off or just shrug it off.
Unless it became absurdly detailed in a way I found enticing or something, I don't think it matters much.
>>43453024
Nightguant, in the Cthulhu mythos , and ported to pathfinder in the bestiary 4
I didn't think it could happen to me
>>43452674
>>43452751
>>43452795
>>43452976
>>43453098
>>43453181
If you'd told me a month ago that there's an admin out there worse than moot...
>>43453024
>>43453234
Also there's a spell in GURPS magic called Tickle
I really hope none of my players take it
>>43453217
>I seduce all of the driders
>Nat 1
>It still works, only too well
>>43453217
Anon, pls.
>>43452011
>Vorefag.
I'll try to keep commander penis under control.
>>43453217
>Rachnera best girl.
Close but no cigar
>>43453264
Moot was good in the scheme of things. There are far worse admins out there and he protected us from them for ten years.
>>43453299
lolwat. Explain this bull.
This isn't the most flattering picture. Honestly I'm starting to feel uncomfortable now. Sorry for shitting up the thread.
![c3e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5Z3tBjg.png "c3e[1].png")
>>43452011
If it isn't a fetish game to start with, I guess be thankful that I don't blush really bright and just behave normally.
>>43453270
>>43453274
>>43453298
Can't help it, being Australian's given me some sort of link between fear and arousal.A Miia is fine too.
>>43453340
It's cool man, you made this thread good.
>>43452011
>MtF Gender swapping
RP my character exactly as they would in the situation
Fap later to the thought of said character gettingTender lovemaking in the missionary position with the intent of conceiving
>>43452011
>it comes up
>fall back and follow others lead
>people take notice because I tend to be forced into leadership position
>they know
>>43452011
Say "Oooooh?" in the most suggestive and "this is my fetish" way possible, while i grin and try to look like i'm thinking about something.
Later, i will do absolutely fucking nothing about the MR stuff, ignore it and play in an absolutely normal way.
But if anyone loses their shit in that moment, or seems very nervous about it, theb i know who i'm going to annoy like hell at least once per game session.
I like to poke fun at people who gets heated over nothing.
They need to be treated like the fools they are.
>>43453264
People seem to forget the lel randum wordfilters moot of old used to put in
>>43453426
You flash
you lose
>>43452496
I'd think most fetishes wouldn't come up in a normal campaign.
>>43453453
Oh noes!
>>43453429
>forget
these people weren't around.
>>43452011
Spoonfeed me, you guys seem to have some context I'm not getting. Magical realm?
>>43453285
>Vore.
I'm new and what is this?
>>43453511
Your sexual fetish.
The term is based of an old /tg/ related comic.
>>43453429
moot in the last year or so used wordfilters not to be le randumb xd but to control the userbase, along with board creation/deletion and targetted moderation. Our new overlord is just continuing with that wordfilter strategy, only more so.
>>43453340
Mmmmmm crusty.
>>43453520
Do you find being eaten arousing?
I do. Vore is great.
>>43453462
>dark elves
>slave girls
>monster girls
>bondage
All of those tend to come up in some form in fantasy campaigns, unless they're low magic
>>43453511
something something watersports dm something something comic something somethingfetishes
>>43453274
>picrelated
Damn those OVAs sucked ass. Such an awful way to end a decent title.
>>43453520
>he doesn't even know what vore is
You sweet, innocent child. Flee now or be forever tainted.
>>43453556
>dark elves
Why are these more fetish material than normal elves?
>>43453264
Jackie 4chan is delivering chemo. If you don't like hijinks, we're more than welcome to make your own echo chamber in Reddit.
>>43453367
But how would your character come to be engaged in tender lovemaking after being gender swapped?
>>43453580
It's brown elves. Not dark... and no idea. Their pretty much exact same as any other pointy eared human.
>>43452011
Awkwardly navigate our party away from all of the affectionate troubled-youthed tomboys in need of a kind heart and warm arms, all the while sweating and trying not to show the slightest hint of interest.
>>43453580
>>43453613
No I meant dark elvesthe sadistic heavily bondage related versions
I have a fetish for big, strong girls.
One of our players lost her sheet, so I had to show up an hour early to help her make something, seeing as I know the system inside and out. (First chance I've had to play it in three years)
We're playing exalted. She wants to play a lunar Full Moon with the concept of 'Heroic titaness'. Her totem's a snow lioness.
I was actually thanking my lucky stars she's a pretty average-at-best roleplayer, or this could get really awkward, REALLY fast.
>>43453709
IS SHE HOT DOE
>>43452011
Mute my microphone and begin masturbating furiously whenever it's not my turn, obviously.For a more serious answer, ignore it and continue the game, since my buddies discussing stuff that's my fetish tends to be more "mildly disturbing" than "erotic".
>>43452751
I want to believe
>>43452674
>fucking a Q-tip
This seems dangerous.
>>43453505
The peoples champ and sigourney ruined everything.
>>43453344
That's nothing. I literally can't blush. I might make an odd face at times but I do that always, but I literally can't blush. I don't think anyone ever seen me blush or commented on it or something.
>>43453884
That's strange, we should conduce experiemnts and subject you to various blush-worthy activities and situations while making recordings for later analysis.
For science.
>>43453926
I also have social anxiety and such. And yet no stressful, embarassing or arousing situations made me blush. They might make me afraid or embarassed or ashamed or angry but I never experienced blushing
>>43453846
I once shoved a Q-tip up my urethra because I was having trouble pissing. Hurt like a bitch to pee for days afterward.
>>43452674
Anon, have I got a product for you.
can we get a screencap up in here
with the /v/-style stretched text everywhere, I love that stuff
>>43454326
pls no
>>43453580
Darker skin is exotic.
Everybody loves chocolate.
>>43453784
Nah. Skinny, a bit straggly and overall a 5 or 6/10 in my eyes. Not ugly, but not my type.
Plus she's a lesbian, so there's that.
>>43453098
Come on, nigger
You will always find someone who wants to judge you but we are in a chinese board for chinese cartoons nobody is "normal here". Good luck and have fun with your bunny today
Godsp3ed
>>43453298
that's notSmith-san
>>43454453
>Plus she's a lesbian, so there's that.
>Read: You aren't trying hard enough
You'll never initiate glorious mindbreak if you keep that attitude!
this is now best girl thread
>>43452011
Play it cool and fap on my own time.
>>43452674
>fleecelights
for fucks sake...
>>43453152
I too am aroused by everything dragon related.
>>43453152
>>43454754
Sarkhan, go to bed
>>43453230
I have a magical peninsula that expands into a sea of realms.
Like Xanth but with more Ephebophilia.
I'm questioning how gender bending and futanari would come up in a non-fetish context
>>43453868
I miss 'roodypoo'
>>43454932
>More Ephebophilia than Xanth.
How is that even possible?
>>43454985
DM spends too much time on Tumblr?
>>43455105
mercifully they all think tumblr stinks, the only DM who would bring them up would do so explicitly for magical realm
>>43452674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXqZ7pEyOaI
just gonna leave that here
>>43452674
Man, everybody I told about that said it was weird.
I've never even been able to finish using just my hand, I don't know how other people do it, lube or no.
>>43454985
Wild magic and demons.
>>43454985
...dude.
>>43454635
So what you're saying is...
>>43452674
>It's not that weird.
... so, OP. When did this start? What was your first "plushie pussy" experience? Most children receive a stuffed animal from their parents when they're but babes, and come to treasure it for the rest of their life.
Did you... treasure yours?
>>43454985
"Quick, we need one of you to disguise yourself as a woman and accompany me to the ball so we can assassinate the prince. I have a wig, a dress, and two melons."
>the wizard gets an idea
>the wizard fails the spellcraft check by one point
>>43453340
>>43453340
>HE ACTUALLY HAS ONE
>YOU CAN SEE THE DISGUSTING YELLOWING AROUND THE MUZZLE
>THE MOUTH
>THE FACE
holy fucking shit
>>43455877
Not him but.
I had a huge stuffed pony when I was a kid. I called him Bonifacius and like to ride on his back pretending that I'm a charging knight.
And now I'm a horsefucker. Horsefucker as in "MLP".
>>43453340
Well, I've officially had quite enough /tg/ for tonight.
>>43455908
>>43453340
My gf has a similar thing with a teddy bear that she used(s?) to masturbate
the fucking shit stuffed animals go through
>>43455929
for you>>43454326
>>43452674
>Not weird
Actually going to agree with you. The only reason /tg/ finds this weird is that they want to fuck centaurs.
>>43455877
Well I'm not him, but I just started off masturbating with sheets and blankets right from the get-go. At first I used a thin sheet bunched up in the space between my mattresses (my bed at the time had two thin ones stacked), then I'd fuck the space. One time after a particularly vigourous session I pulled out a lump of bloody lint in the shape of a penis, so I switched to softer blankets and never went back. I've never even tried using my hand.
Chafing isn't really a problem as long as your dick is dry and you don't use the bits that have stains on them. I usually just shift the blanket around a few times mid-fap if my pre is starting to make a spot tacky. One the pre dries it usually doesn't have any effect on that spot in the future. Beyond that, just wash it regularly and take care not to rub it against anything that would pull off the lint.
>>43455960
>this freak doesn't want to fuck a voluptuous centaur with her thick toned legs that tighten and grind against you while you make tender love to the inherently violent creature
>wants to fuck a blanket
Weirdo.
>>43453234
Well, a gross monster doing it is less of a turn-on so I'll be okay.
>>43453269
Fuck. Time to never play GURPS. I don't care if /tg/ says it's better than Pathfinder in every way or whatever.
>>43455955
>implying there's at least one brony on this planet who hasn't seen that Lyra plushie
Holy shit, someone cap this thread. This is Tilefucker 2.0
>>43455953
Alot of girls start with pillow humping so its not to weird, hell I used to hump a waded up rug but grew out of it, now I just use lefty and righty like everyone else.
>>43455929
Bru I had one of those spring-suspended plastic horses when I was a kid, and for some reason I loved the opening music to "Picket Fences" so I'd hop on my horse and ride it like a motherfucker every time that came on. And I never became a horsefucker.
I also had a pony - a real, live pony who was a miserable bitch and bucked me into the only rosebush in five fucking acres. So maybe that had something to do with it.
>>43455961
Plenty of people start off that was as a kid, but are you really okay with sleeping under a cum-stained blanket? Even for a single night? Damn, bro. Damn.
>>43455987
>wants to fuck a blanket
>weirdo
I take it you never served in army.
>>43455961
>these people exist
>more that one exist
I don't even know why I'm surprised by these things anymore.
>>43456015
Anon, fartsacks aren't blankets.
>>43456015
CorrectAm cripple
>>43453340
Zeus pls.
Well at least this thread is exposing people to the wonderful world of fabric. Silk a best girl, cotton and hemp canvas are degenerate whores.
>>43456002
>are you really okay with sleeping under a cum-stained blanket
Bruh, just flip it upside down, so that the cumstained side faces outwards.
And once you cumstained both - pull the blanket itself out of it (you do put blankets inside duvet covers, don't you?), turn it inside out and GOTO 10
It's after cumstaining every surface of the duvet cover the time comes to laundry it.
>>43456080
>hemp canvas
>>43456002
>but are you really okay with sleeping under a cum-stained blanket?
Good lord, no. I don't SLEEP under it afterwards. Wet spots are awful. Plus, my idea of perfect sleeping conditions is a light sheet, two fans, and 60 degree temperatures. Actually sleeping under a fleece would be impossible eleven months of the year.
I have a one dedicated to fapping, and when I'm done I just shove it under my bed. After a couple times the smell saturates it and taking it out is enough to get me hard aloneI realize how fucking gay that sounds.
Eventually the lint gets worn off and the fleece loses some of it's softness, and that means it's time to give it a thorough wash and dedicate it to it's new life as a chair cover or sofa blanket, then buy a fresh and fluffy one.
>>43456103
That is the most disgusting thing I have read in weeks. What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>43455829
I googled the image and it led me to Romanians selling saunas.
Please tell me you know where the unedited version was clipped from.
>>43454423
Eat dogshit and choke to death on it, those are ugly and terrible. It's like a canned laugh track in a bad sitcom to tell you when the jokes are. It's essentially condescending, wholly distracting, and visually abhorrent. I'm assuming you've been called those things as well. Cunt.
Jesus Christ. I learned to masturbate by basically grinding against my mattress, yeah, but this "jerk off into my stuffed animals' faces" shit is something else.
>>43456115
>Eventually the lint gets worn off and the fleece loses some of it's softness, and that means it's time to give it a thorough wash and dedicate it to it's new life as a chair cover or sofa blanket, then buy a fresh and fluffy one.
REMIND ME NEVER TO FUCKING SIT DOWN AT YOUR HOUSE
GREAT now the next time I go to a friend's place and I see an old fleece blanket lying on something as a seat cover I'm gonna wonder - did my buddy wank into that fucking thing till it was permeated with the stench of his rancid cum before putting it through a spin'n'wash cycle and draping it over his fucking furniture?
Oh my sweet fucking jesus what have we done in this thread
>>43454529
From all dykes everywhere, I sincerely encourage you to mcfucking kill yourself. Having women not interested in your penis should be something you're used to by now.
>>43456177
I thought I was weird for having my first jerk be a lamia
>>43456115
>it's new life as a chair cover or sofa blanket
Remind me to never ever sit on anything in your house.
>>43456154
Centaur No Nayami
wow, this makes my stuff seem boingcuddling, tough, stern girls with soft sides (preferably orcs or similar races), nonstandard erogenous zones (elves with sensitive ears, etc.), adorable chubby girls, freckles
the most extreme I can think of off the top of my head isshortstacks, and that's already in almost every game with dwarves, halflings, gnomes, and similar races
>>43456190
If you were aiming for tumblr you overshot by a mile.
>>43456165
I bet you hated The IT Crowd too.
Mad about the stretchy words disrupting thefabricof yourtile patterns????;^)
>>43456148
Just what do you Westerners all have against duvet covers?! They are great! You only need to laundry the blankets themselves like, once a year - the rest of the time you can do with laundering just the covers.
>>43455815
What IE game is the Girdle in?
>>43452031
/thread
>>43456186
>>43456204
I did say a THOROUGH wash, guys. We're talking as close as a flammable object can get to BY FIRE BE PURGED without being reduces to ashes.Actually the first attempt did get to reduced to something akin to ashes after I got a little to carried away with the bleach in a fit of paranoia.
I mean, I don't want to smell old, musty jizz around the house. That's for special moments only.
>>43456218
If you think that's Tumblr, you've gone crazy from redpills. Go back in your ghetto, nigger.
>>43456232
Dude, the name is French. That should be your first clue. The fact that it's a fucking pillowcase for your blanket should be your second clue. It was invented by the country with the lowest per-capita soap use in all of fucking Europe, and you want to EMBRACE that debauchery? Oh, wait, you already have.
Now we know what France sounds like at night. "Shuffshuffshuffshuffshuff~"
>>43456186
>REMIND ME NEVER TO FUCKING SIT DOWN AT YOUR HOUSE
Dude. He said he washes it before repurpocing. It probably has less semen on it than your toothbrush %%when you flush your toilet there it throws around enough particles to land some on your toothbrushes a few meters away. And some of those definitely have traces of semen, unless you never ejaculate or pollute before pissing at home%%.
Damn, just how squeamish are you?
>>43456232
I don't think that was the problem.
Anyway, what sort of pleb puts the duvet inner inside the cover? It's much better to have the inner on top, so you can throw it down the end of the bed if it gets too hot.
>>43456291
>taking a lol doujins toss-off joke seriously
Yes, that's tumblr. Get the fuck out.
>>43452945
O compatriot of mine
>>43456298
>having the toilet and sink in the same room
Disgusting.
>>43456276
Fuck you.
Burn down your house.
>>43456334
...What part of the world doesn't?
>>43452674
SHOW ME TILES SHOW ME SWEET LITTLE TILES
>hey guys its okay I cleaned it really good
NO
NO
NO
NOTHING CAN CLEAN THE MEMORY
NOTHING
>>43456350
My house has the toilet in its own little room next to the bathroom. NZ.
>>43456334
You don't know the timesaving joys of it. I allows me to pee or fap while shaving. Never leave for work in a bad mood.
>>43453340
>It's real
Also, I find it hilarious that while /v/ laughs at Tileman, /tg/ just gets curious and asks Fleeceman a bunch of questions.
>>43456397
Fuck, we turned out to have two or three of them.
I'm scared.
>>43456350
>>43456361
I'm >>43456371, but almost every house here (Russia) has them separate. When I moved in here it took some time getting used to, but since I live alone it's only good in the end.
>>43456397
/tg/ best board xDDDDDD
People did the same with the tile guy, but none of it is included in the screencap because it isn't funny.
>>43456334
>Having to leave the room to wash your hands after pissing
Disgusting. Clean them immediately.
>>43456355
Don't let your baseless phobias control your life, anon. It can only lead to misery.
>>43456298
>It probably has less semen on it than your toothbrush when you flush your toilet there it throws around enough particles to land some on your toothbrushes a few meters away.
Close the fucking lid, THEN flush.
My magical realm is romance, meaningful relationships and love.
Whenever I see something like that coming up in a game, I'm torn between wanting to encourage it and wanting to kill it. My characters tend to avoid pushing the relationship's development directly, usually justified by a "but my heart was broken once" back-story excuse. They're affected by it, they show it, but gain a kind of melancholy air that they didn't have before.
That, I know how to roleplay. My characters having a successful and happy romantic relationship? I don't. So I dodge my own magical realm as much as possible.
>>43456468
I just don't get what's the problem here. It's not like you're drenching yourself in cum.
The biggest problem I have with dry cumstains (even those left by other people) is that they, like any other stains, spoil the look of furniture.
>>43456534
>The biggest problem I have with dry cumstains (even those left by other people) is that they, like any other stains, spoil the look of furniture.
A U T I S M
>>43452674
YOU.
Fucking roll20 campaign. YOU were the motherfucker that spent 2 minutes describing the sheepskins your bard was sleeping on.
>>43456573
>>43452011
Maintain a stone face, which is easy behind a keyboard, and just tell myself I could never truly INDULGE without making it obvious, and that it wouldn't be fun anyways.
Then I just write bad fanfic later.
>>43452674
eh, it's not as weird as floor tiles
>>43456559
Nah. I'm rather socially functional. The root I think lies in that I had a plenty of jobs that involve touching, smelling and handling lots of unpleasant materials.
It's not even low-class. I've been working in microbiology since graduating. Most of the microscopic fellows I have to work with tend to produce quite an aroma. And you're supposed to do a plenty of diagnostics judging on the smell.
You could say that it doesn't leave much place to be squeamish.
>>43456618
...
Why is Vegeta wearing Elsa's dress?
I'm the DM I steer is subtly away from my magical realm.
Unless it's dominatrix spidergirls and all my players are ok with that.
>>43456534
>I just don't get what's the problem here. It's not like you're drenching yourself in cum.
I wish I was.
I'd like to be anon's little cum bunny.
>>43456657
Because deviantart?
Somebody needs to cap this thread. Fleecefucker will be a part of history.
>>43456673
You know, it's almost humbling to know, deep down, that if you ever want to really revisit adolescence, truly want to experience the raw shame of youth again, you can just spend a night on deviantart and be fully immersed.
>>43456115
>>43456276
>I did say a THOROUGH wash, guys.
Motherfucker that doesn't change things. You're still using what's essentially a fucktoy to cover your furniture, which guests will be sitting on. That's fucking disgusting.
>We're talking as close as a flammable object can get to BY FIRE BE PURGED without being reduces to ashes.
Fuck you, fire is the only way to truly clean those blankets after what you've put them through. That poor bunny's been through so much shit I doubt even fire would cleanse it.
You guys sharin' your fetishes?
Ok, I like giantesses and femdom.
But I'm only interested in sex.
Not that crushy digesty stuff.
>>43456658
I do the same. But I still avoid even the things I know everyone would agree on. It's too easy, for one. You have to all be playing blind chess with it, trying to guess the lines that are someone's realm. Given enough time, you can guess a LOT of the fetishes nobody ever quite speaks.
Of course there's the issue where I'm not sure how many they've guessed about me.
My main magical realm isDiapers
I don't think its ever going to come up in a game, really.
Though, like my second session ever, my minor magical realm ofVorecame up.My character was swallowed whole by a god damn giant snake. Was kinda awkward, but managed to not spill any spaghetti all over the damn place, luckily.
>>43456748
end yourself as quickly as possible.
>>43456737
Hoooooo wow that image bothers me is so many goddamn ways
>>43456748
Vore. You fucking- I hate every last one of you weird pricks. You know why? Because never again can I comfortably throw some sort of giant super monster at a party, knowing that if it's a dragon or giant worm or anything, that someone is probably gonna be paddling their thighs over the idea of it eating them fucking alive.
>>43453340
You know, some people still hold on to their childhood stuffed toys anon. You ever thought about snatching them away while you're visiting someone's house to NTR them?
>>43456703
I've watched the section of deviantart I browse grow from poorly drawn rule34 and fetish art to lulzcow breeding grounds to a respectable place to keep tabs/commission things from 4chan's friendly drawfags.
Newgrounds, on the other hand...that's adolescent hell right there. Open up Photoshop Friday and Maddox in another tab and you got yourself a time warp.
>>43456763
no u
I keep my magical realms out of games, cause I'm not a dick.
>>43456731
>That's fucking disgusting.
WHAT'S
FUCKING
WRONG WITH IT?!
ARE YOU AFRAID TO GET COOTIES?
HE CLEANED THEM WITH BLEACH. THERE'S NO SEMEN THERE. REFUSING TO PHYSICALLY TOUCH A THING SOLELY BECAUSE OF MIND ASSOCIATION WITH SOMEONE'S SEXUAL SHENANIGANS IS NOTHING BUT PURE BASELESS AUTISM
>>43456790
Yeah. As opposed to all those other monsters and situations that nobody fetishizes. Like spiders, and Orcs, and Slavery, and Mind Control. Nobody fetshizes those things, amidst myriad other things that come up in TTRPGs.
Thanks for "paddling their thighs" though. That's a great little phrase.
>>43456802
You gotta remember though anon, you can often end up throwing in a bit of your magical realm without realizing it. Usually when you're the GM. It's all about channeling it into something mundane and fun for the game, instead of going full on freak fantasy.
>>43456806
I'll touch your used fleeces anon.
You don't even need to wash them first, I'll clean them for youWith my tongue.
>>43456806
>social sexual mores are autism
Let's talk about what an autist does and does not do, anon, because you're actually describing the opposite of autism.
Why hasn't any one posted /k/s cum brownies from that nugget fest a year or 2 ago.
>>43456832
THE ORC DOES NOT SWALLOW YOU WHOLE AFTER HE RAPES YOU
OH WAIT YOU KNOW WHAT? SOME OF THOSE FREAKS ACTUALLY *DO* JERK OFF TO SOMEONE BEING SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A SAME-SIZED BEING! LIKE WE'RE MADE OF FUCKING TRASHBAGS.
THEN THEY SIT THERE. AND THEN DIE. DIGESTED TO FUCKING DEATH AND SHAT OUT AND SOMEHOW THIS GETS THE FAUCETS TURNED ON. OH BUT SOMETIMES THEY LIKE THEM TO JUST SIT INSIDE!
NONE OF THOSE OTHER GOOFY DUMB FETISHES DO NOT EVEN COMPARE TO HOW WEIRD THAT IS AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT ANON
>>43456878
I think that was this year.
>>43453604
Oh I'm sure I could think of some justification
>>43456900
Wrong,the answer is with your best friend.
>>43456897
Really now I need the screencap.
>>43456894
>NONE OF THOSE OTHER GOOFY DUMB FETISHES DO NOT EVEN COMPARE TO HOW WEIRD THAT IS AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT ANON
Three words: Dragons. Fucking. Cars.
>>43452011
>muscle growth/weight gain
play it cool but if it's happening to another character i'm gonna fucking try to keep it going
>The fighter continues to grow, to the point where his armor cannot hold his girth any longer; the leather straps burst and his jacket swings freely.
>"Goddammit, anon, I can't afford to replace it!"
>>43456936
Nope, I agree with him. Not even dragons fucking cars. Diapers is retarded, but vore takes point by a good mile.
>>43456790
Honestly, my DM has probably pulled that kind of monster out several dozen times in the decade we've been gaming together. I just fucking deal with it, and don't make a big deal about it.
>>43456834
My main one definitely won't get thrown in. It would be so ridiculously hamfisted unless it was explicitly ERP. Vore, meh. If it works, i won't mind throwing it in an encounter, and my tastes in it are generally more specific than what would come up in a fantasy game of adventurers fighting shit.
>>43456936
I mean... yeah, but... that one is so rare and specific, you know? I feel like it's just sitting way out in the field. Easy to avoid. Vore, though, that shit is like mold in the foundation. Hidden everywhere.
>>43452674
>>43452795
>>43452976
>>43453340
>this guy
10/10, good sir. You have achieved /tg/ fame upon this day.
>>43456894
>THE ORC DOES NOT SWALLOW YOU WHOLE AFTER HE RAPES YOU
Yeah, and? I mean, it's still people beating off to your game, which you seemed to say was your problem with vore.
>NONE OF THOSE OTHER GOOFY DUMB FETISHES DO NOT EVEN COMPARE TO HOW WEIRD THAT IS AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT ANON
I mean I think Diapers are weird but I don't revile people for liking it, I just hide the threads about it.
I mean, if it's being weird, there's stuff that is just as weird, like inanimate TF to name a popular one, plus a lot of fringe stuff like fleece guy.
So what's your beef, specifically? If it's people beating off to your game, vore is among the least of your worries compare to rape, slavery, mind control, and midget fetishists. If you hate people for having a weird fetish.... Welcome to /tg/.
>>43456948
Man. You'd HATE a scene I have planned for later in my game.
>>43456957
going from worst to least worst is x fucking cars, vore, diapers
they're all pretty close
>>43456856
I'm not the Fleecefucker. I just don't understand the amount of spaghetti people throw around things that someone ever touched with their genitals.
Inter foeces et urinam nascen tur, motherfuckers. The mouth your mother kisses you with probably housed your dad's dick ore than once. You were born through the thing your dad fucked and your mom masturbated with. Almost every drop of blood that runs through your body at some point ran through your penis.
What's the fucking deal with things that someone fucked but later cleaned?
>>43456878
I also don't get the noise around those brownies. Wouldn't mind eating them, if they were still tasty. Cooking would kill all the sperm and STDs the guy could have.
>>43456968
Look, if you want to know the exacting specifics, I have always liked scenes of God of War style giant monster slaying, or like slicing the dragon open from within heroics. But it's ruined. Because a LOT of people intensely get off on something I find personally creepy and squicky. It hits my Gross Fucking Shit button. A lot. So since something I love crossroads so closely with something I personally find weird and stupid and disgusting in ANY sense, nevermind sexual, it's given me a distaste for the thing I liked, knowing the double intention.
Ok?
