>>47534584

An Abyssal Exalt

>>47534584
Failed child actor +1

>>47534584
Size/Type: Medium Monstrous Humanoid (Aquatic)
HP:11 hp
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares), swim 60 ft.
Armor Class: 16 (+1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 15
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+4
Attack: Talon +4 melee (1d4+2) or trident +4 melee (1d8+3) or heavy crossbow +3 ranged (1d10/19-20)
Full Attack: Trident +4 melee (1d8+3) and bite +2 melee (1d4+1); or 2 talons +4 melee (1d4+2) and bite +2 melee (1d4+1); or heavy crossbow +3 ranged (1d10/19-20)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Blood frenzy, rake 1d4+1
Special Qualities: Blindsense 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., freshwater sensitivity, light blindness, speak with sharks, water dependent
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +4, Will +4
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 13, Con 12, Int 14, Wis 13, Cha 9
Skills: Handle Animal +4*, Hide +6*, Listen +6*, Profession (hunter) +1*, Ride +3, Spot +6*, Survival +1*
Feats: Great Fortitude, MultiattackB
Environment: Warm aquatic
Organization: Solitary, pair, team (5-8), patrol (11-20 plus 1 3rd-level lieutenant and 1-2 sharks), band (20-80 plus 100% noncombatants plus 1 3rd-level lieutenant and 1 4th-level chieftain per 20 adults plus 1-2 sharks), or tribe (70-160 plus 100% noncombatants plus 1 3rd-level lieutenant per 20 adults, 1 4th-level chieftain per 40 adults, 9 4th-level guards, 1-4 underpriestesses of 3rd-6th level, 1 7th-level priestess, and 1 baron of 6th-8th level plus 5-8 sharks)
Challenge Rating: 2
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Usually lawful evil
Advancement: 3-5 HD (Medium), 6-10 HD (Large), or by character class
Level Adjustment: +2 (+3 if four-armed)

>>47534786
>Implying anyone from Malcolm in the Middle made a career
>Implying Bryan Cranston wasn't just blind chance
>Implying he did anything meaningful aside being Heisenberg
Let's face it - entire cast of this show ended up as failures

>>47535195
>everyone is failure except the person who isn't
>actually he is

neck urself anon

>>47535287
Well sheeet anon, none of them made career, so I'm not sure how does it not make them failure actors. And yeah, Cranston turned from single-role-wonder into two-roles-wonder and handful of meaningless cameos as extras in full-lenght films. "Career".
Which actually pains me, since Cranston, Muniz and Sullivan were having a great chance at this and nothing came out if it

>>47535195
Wasn't NPH the oldest kid?

>>47535362
>Muniz
Not after Cody Banks.
Also Masterson still does movies and TV, though I don't think he ever did anything as big as Malcolm or Scary Movie 2.

>>47535630
No, looks like it was Chris Masterson

>>47534584
He's an evil twin, so I'd rule it as a Doppleganger.
Size/Type: Medium Monstrous Humanoid (Shapechanger)
Hit Dice: 4d8+4 (22 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (+1 Dex, +4 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +4/+5
Attack: Slam +5 melee (1d6+1)
Full Attack: Slam +5 melee (1d6+1)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Detect thoughts
Special Qualities: Change shape, immunity to sleep and charm effects, Poupipou
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +5, Will +6
Abilities: Str 12, Dex 13, Con 12, Int 13, Wis 14, Cha 13
Skills: Bluff +10*, Diplomacy +3, Disguise +9* (+11 acting), Intimidate +3, Listen +6, Sense Motive +6, Spot +6
Feats: Dodge, Great Fortitude
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary, pair, or gang (3–7)
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: Half standard
Alignment: Always Evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +4

>>47534584
Doopy Dance out of 10.

>>47534904
Sahuagin? I appreciate a not-owlbear joke statblock. Owlbear's kind of old.