>West
GSW:3
POR:1
OKC:3
SAS:2
>East
CLE:4
ATL:0
MIA:2
TOR:2
>>67500305
Moo
Post >yfw the Spurs are favored by 3 to rape OKC on Thursday
Ah yes, the post Spurs loss /nba/ freak out, per usual. Tons of "Spurdora btfo", and "did Pop lose this one on purpose?!" In addition to the usual sophomoric submissions by basketball troglodytes such as yourselves, your collective basketball ignorance is beyond the pale. First, I want to address the misdiagnosis of Kawhi's late game "stuggles". The peons will yell "not clutch" while sipping their third bottle of Mountain Dew for the evening, but in reality it's much more complicated for the rudimentary basketball minds to comprehend. Kawhi is the best two way player in the league, no contest, but his defensive skills exhaust his offensive ability down the stretch. I've emailed Pop and the coaching staff many times about running set plays for Kawhi down the stretch, as opposed to Iso plays. In regards to "Pop losing on purpose", I just can't fathom a man with such an esteemed and terrific track record keeping failing rotations and electing bad timeouts in close games. It's much more probable that Pop, being the philosophical basketball piety that he is, transcends wins and losses and hopes the conclusion of a game is more of a manifestation of long term success rather than superficial "win or loss". And one last fucking thing that pisses me off most with you cretins. This "x coach playing this game while Pop plays such and such game." Could you be anymore fucking childish? Basketball isn't a game to Pop or us fans, it's fucking war. A fair submission would be to equate Pop as General Patton, but these silly kid's games comparison only further differentiate the Spurs and their fans' greatness and inferior basketball franchises and their fairweather casual "fans".
>>67500305
Based OP
>>67500305
>it's an OCD makes a general thread.
yawwwwwnnnnn
Donovan using paintshop while Pop using etch-a-sketch
Who's more overrated, Pop or Duncan?
I missed the game today. Just checked the box score.
So what happened? Was it a good game at all? Spurs were 39% from the field so i guess spaghetti was spilling from them all
Jordan Rules:
>If Michael was at the point, we forced him left and doubled him. If he was on the left wing, we went immediately to a double team from the top. If he was on the right wing, we went to a slow double team. He could hurt you equally from either wing -- hell, he could hurt you from the hot-dog stand -- but we just wanted to vary the look. And if he was on the box, we doubled with a big guy.
>The other rule was, any time he went by you, you had to nail him. If he was coming off a screen, nail him. We didn't want to be dirty -- I know some people thought we were -- but we had to make contact and be very physical.
Curry Rules:
???
>>67500336
how much were they favored tonight?
>>67500430
I bet every ESPN sports "journalist" picked the Spurs in this series
What is the best crossover animation in MyCareer on nba 2k15
Donovan playing Stratego while Pop plays Risk
>>67500419
kawhii had a sweet one handed dunk.
Pop is playing Pokemon while Donovan is playing Civilization V
>>67500049
>one noteworthy season in 15 years
>anything but average as fuck
>>67500421
the Curry rules should be fairly simple
>crowd him and live with him beating you on the drive
>double him on pick and rolls and just try to recover
>pick him up at half court
>>67500452
Idk
>>67500388
>Shitting on Laker legend Steve "Nashty" Nash
Reminder that this asspained Reddit mod >>67491439 has been making multiple threads for the past week with the same exact picture and text just to mess with our general.
Mods please look into this. Thank you.
>>67500421
>cover this fucking mulatto goblin manlet already
-Chuck Daly
>>67500452
just abuse behind the back 7 (from memory) - the one that gives you a huge explosion burst.
I cant remember which crossover is pure cheese, but i think its around the the mid teens 15-20
/Bucks/ up in this bitch, coming for that sixth seed next year.
>>67500580
desu i would rather have rockets legend jason terry.
>>67500580
dont reply to the lakerfag hes fishing hard for (You)s tonight
haven't watched basketball for a while, did you guys hear? Kevin Mchale got fired! wow! lol talk about out of nowhere.
>>67500421
>>67500557
Let's do this /nba/
Pick him up half-court
Don't get him into shooting rhythm for 48 minutes
Invite him to drive every time instead of shooting
Make him go left every time
Barrel through screens even if you get a offensive foul
Run him through screens of your own
Get your all-star to drive the paint until Green and Bogut are in foul trouble
Make Thompson beat you four out of seven
Is Kawhi not ready for Kobe's tutelage?
>>67500628
why talk bad about lakersbro? he's pretty based. Him and canadabro are top-tier when it comes to OC and dank memes.
>>67500665
the Kobe OC is too dank holy fuck
>>67500665
NICE
>saveed
>>67500665
you merged like 3 memes dank as fuck desu
>>67500641
better idea. They could actually start calling moving picks. FOR EVERY TEAM. Since every team is abusing it
They call what, maybe one or two illegal screens in a game? It's not just the warriors abusing the shit out of it, every fucking team is doing it now.
Fucking either change the fucking rule or start fucking calling it.
>>67500665
fucking kek I never thought my filename would become a fucking meme
>>67500665
inb4 the yawn guy comes and complains about stale memes
>>67500597
Oh shit behind the back 7 is fucking nice
>>67500676
you're one of the few people who he doesnt shitpost nonstop. you werent here over the summer, he shit up every thread 24/7 by spamming pictures and copypastas and he's tried to doxx multiple /nba/ users. he then framed and underage kid and blamed all the shitposting on him, then doxxed the kids twitter account and made him into a meme. hes autistically evil
>>67500710
>yawn guy
PSA hes also ayy81 lakers bullyball guy who hates 7kt/ocd. any autistic shitposter who isnt Clips4lyfe/TTMuscles/Canada/Spurdoras is the same one guy
>>67500641
it's a little dirty but one way to wear down or even injure him is to barrel through the screener at an angle that will knock him into Curry's legs.
>>67500715
>framed
hmmm i wonder who made this post
[smug bledsoe.jpg]
>>67500731
Even me?
>>67500421
>Punch him the eye
> Pay your player's fine
>>67500712
told ya. abuse it. it's pure cheddar aged vintage cheese.
>>67500715
>>67500731
lakersbro (aka bully ball anon) is not those guys. you autists need to get your story straight.
ayy81 guy is one person
bully ball
harry
skitzo canadian (aka arr bee ell canadian)
6+1 kt is another guy.
also the okc can take the series if they trust kanter and adams down low in the post, if they take away aldridge, they take away the spurs game plan, kawhii cant beat the thunder by himself.
>>67500758
>get ejected
What era do you think this is?
>>67500790
that's what goons are for, teams have 13 active players
if you punch Curry you can probably bait Draymong into getting ejected too
>>67500783
nah Harry is innocent. ayy81 has been around for years and has a variety of shitposts. first it was ayy81/kobeposting, then it was RBL, then it was curryposting, then it was bullyball/deangeloposting. this is the guy who had a fetish for 7KT and stalked him until he stopped posting here. now that 7KT dropped his trip, the ayy81 guy posts "yawn" whenever someone brings up 7KT memes or OC because hes still jealous of him
>>67500712
>>67500765
Oh and online? in the park? If you're a little guy (and why wouldnt you be either a 7'3 center or a 6'3 outside PG?) on a fast break abuse the shit out of it. No matter what the defender will try, no matter how good he is on D, his character will ALWAYS get in an animation that slides towards your ball hand before you go behind and you will 100% blow right past him. And the speed burst is just gravy baby
So cavs? one for da land?
>>67500844
>tfw 6'4" SG
>find out ball control cap is lower than passing cap seriously 2K what the fuck
I miss the old system where you trained specific attributes
>>67500839
you do realize there are 2 lakers poster in this general right.
bully ball anon is one
kobe poster, he posts dangelo sometimes is another
now i would agree that kobe poster is stalking 6+1kt guy but idk. i would also agree he's stale meme guy. but get this str8, bully ball anon is one guy, i asked him on twitter/
If you seriously, unironically, and unequivocally believe that the Spurs wanted to win this game, you're delusional. Pop wants to stress the Thunder out because he knows they won't handle a game 7. It's quite simple, really, if you had even a fraction of Pop's high basketball IQ.
This game basically gave the Choklohomo shitty BLUNDER a false sense of confidence which will be their downfall in the next two games. Whatever fluke that the Thunder have right now will quickly crumble beneath their feet when Westbrook goes into autopilot mode and hogs the ball. Before you know it, the Spurs will DESTROY the blunder in game 6 by at least 20 points. After getting BTFO and having to go back to the best home court in all of sports for a game 7, they will fall apart.
I just can't wait to see the implosion between Durant and Westbrook, you can tell that they've been holding in their shit against each other since they have the benefit of the doubt right now, but they'll collapse soon.
>>67500879
me too, they gimped the fuck out of SF this year, but hey... 2k15 everyone was a 7'0 SF demigod
But yeah, they gimped SF, PF and SG (not as bad though)
And really, there's no reason at all to be a SG when a PG is better at everything.
Hence why this year you only see Outside PGs and 7'3 Outside/inside Cs
6'3 outside PG with max weight (weight doesnt affect any stats but gives you a badge or two) max out athlete, outside, inside, defense and nothing in rebounding
Enjoy
>>67500935
>>67500701
Added rule: Set illegal high screens of your own to highlight refs' preferential treatment on national tv. This is more a martyr's sacrifice than a winning tactic tho.
>>67500733
Added rule: Get guards/small forwards who are extra chippy before their stock skyrockets even higher
>>67500935
Oh hell that's not the poll.
>>67500935
>>67500419
WESTGOD TOOK OVER
>>67500935
KAT has to be unanimous
>>67500935
>i clicked
>>67500913
i know who you're talking about. there is one dedicated bullyball guy who isn't bad, but the other guy used to bullyball shitpost all the time. his current shitposting is harassing ocd, saying "yawn" at anything 7kt related, and shitposting about the lakers getting every free agent this summer. he'll probably move on to something else soon
>>67500997
I refuse to believe this occurred during the 4th quarter.
One for da land.
Who will win ROTY?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10182315
>>67500935
Holy shit, I'm dying
>>67501013
Well it did.
>>67501013
not just the 4th quarter, the final possession of the 4th quarter while down by 2
>>67501026
Not falling for that shit
>>67501013
It was the game winner.
WESTGOD REIGNS SUPREME
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/730227740918558721
>>67501034
>>67501033
I missed the game today.
Why didnt Aldridge go up and challenge him? Not like WEstbrook was gonna pass to Adams
>>67501026
>>67501054
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10182315
because Aldridge is a mentally weak cuck and the Spuds gave up
>>67501073
Can't argue with that.
So how many Spurs fans said after game that this is all part of Pop's master plan?
thoughts?
/nba/ does realize that pretending to look weak is a strategy, right?
>>67501083
Pops is playing 3d chess.
>>67501083
None. In fact, most of them admit defeat
>>67501089
It's Westbrook, no one even raises an eyebrow anymore
>>67501083
most of the posts were false flags. sadly, the /nba/ spurdoraposting has scared the spurdoras off back to R*ddit. now its only the rational Spurs fans left, and spurdoraposting isnt as fun anymore.
>Broke Mills ankles
>Shook Parker in the beginning with a fall on his ribs that ended up making him play scared the rest of the game with that choke in the last seconds
>Baptized Aldridge for the 3 point play game winner
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME
YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE WOULDN'T BE TOO FAST FOR KAWHI "SHOOK" LEONARD AND TONY "THE FLOPPING PHONY" PARKER
HE'S COMING FOR YOU CURRY
GET READY TO WATCH THE FINALS FROM YOUR HOUSE WITH A CAST ON YOUR ANKLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67501089
Them ain't Yeezys on his feet. That outfit needs Yeezys.
>>67501109
This
New OC for Kobe
rate it bros
>>67501117
Tbh they'll probaly put thompson or moving screen on him
>>67501109
>now its only the rational Spurs fans left
i want to believe...
>>67501132
Looks like a goat shitting confetti on Westbrook.
3/10 needs more work done
>>67501132
Wew lad. That's a dank ass GOAT
>>67501132
Damn i didn't realize it was huge. Should I resize it?
>>67501132
10/10
>>67501145
Spurs fan here, if you didn't see last thread many spurs fans were kinda accepting fare and saying thunder are most likely gonna win the series (including me).
>>67501102
>>67501109
spurdora posting was never a success. ever.
It's good the Spuds fans took it on the chin, but we all know they were secretly texting Pop with their strategies for the next game
>>67501132
Pretty shit m8. You can do better
>>67500421
Curry Rules:
Have one of your players get really sweaty then have them slide on the floor in front of Curry's path causing him to slip.
>>67501166
Spurdora posting has always been flase flags who hate the spurs pretending to be fans and casuing this meme thing to happen. It was never a success you're correct
>>67500997
Do the Spurs not provide free shirts?
I can't stop watching this.
Absolutely based as fuck,
https://streamable.com/rkn9?t=2.2
>>67501185
They do
>There will be ping pong balls numbered 1 through 14, and are 1,001 total four-digit combinations available to be chosen, with 1,000 of the combinations being distributed to the teams, and 1 number being thrown away. In the unlikely odds of that 1 combination being chosen, a re-pick will occur. The team with the best odds this year will be the Philadelphia 76ers, having 250 of the 1,000 possible combinations. The 13 remaining teams will be given the remaining numbers, with the best record team only receiving 5 of the 1,000 total combinations.
>2016 Draft Lottery Odds
#1 – Philadelphia 76ers 25%
#2 – Los Angeles Lakers 19.9%
#3 – Boston Celtics 15.6% (via Brooklyn)
#4 – Phoenix Suns 11.9%
#5 – Minnesota Timberwolves 8.8%
#6 – New Orleans Pelicans 6.3%
#7 – Denver Nuggets 4.3% (via NY)
#8 – Sacramento Kings* 1.9%
#9 – Toronto Raptors* 1.9% (via Denver)
#10 – Milwaukee Bucks* 1.8%
#11 – Orlando Magic 0.8%
#12 – Utah Jazz 0.7%
#13 – Phoenix Suns 0.6% (via Washington)
#14 – Chicago Bulls 0.5%
omg, all the lakers rival mortal enemies are on this list. WE CANT LOSE THIS PICK.
>>67501185
No, owners are Jews.
Literally every other playoff team has had shirts every game. Even Atlanta.
>>67501195
they actually going to show it this year?
https://mobile.twitter.com/HPbasketball/status/730239017367670784
> The Thunder have outscored the Spurs by 31 points in the fourth quarter over five games.
b-but /nba/ told me OKC suck in the 4th quarter
>>67501166
>>67501184
It's been false flags for a while now but it wasn't at first. A spurs fan genuinely unironically said
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan.
That wasn't a false flag. I was in that thread and he was arguing for like 100 straight posts, he wasn't just spouting one-off bait memes. That kicked off the Spurdora images and since then I agree most of the posts have been false flag bait. But that one post was legitimate.
>>67501195
Simmons better hope to god Celtics or >Lakers get the #1 pick
Lakers being a distant second
>>67501207
nah, they're doing the secret room thing with media and team reps.
>>67501189
Not even Kobe was this clutch, he'd waste the clock and pull up for a jumper as it expired.
>>67501195
/Bucks/ are going to meme their way to the third pick, sixers are going to drop to fourth and there's nothing that can stop this.
>>67501218
lel i was that poster and i can confirm i was falseflagging
>>67501195
I hope the Lakers fall out of the top 3 so they lose their first round pick. Then they are fucked.
>>67501218
thats my point though. False flag or not, no one really gave a shit or quoted the fedora tipping images. i think i remember being in that thread you said, or at least the next thread etc. It was just a couple of people quoting themselves and trying to force a meme,
No one really gave a shit.
>>67501241
So Lakers confirmed #1 pick then?
>>67501247
i can confirm the only non-game posters on /nba/ are me, the jani who has all the trip passwords, and a white neet fratboi
>>67501218
There is legit spudoras. One of them is our longtime shitposter who used to be an avatarfag who used Milana pictures all the time. He posted dogshit predictions like "75-7 16-0" the entire season. He also spams "5 rings bitch" and unironically shitposts retarded future lineups for the Spurs with like 7 all-stars on the roster.
Check his posting pattern and you will notice this. He's a legit fucktard. Probably the worst poster on /nba/ back in his prime.
>First win
>I-I-It's a fluke
>Waiters cheated, it's mot like the Spurs committed 3 of the 5 fouls
>Second win
>It's nothing, just a small choke, we had this, hehe... *sweats*
>Third win
>It's over, why god? Real Spurs fans are cool, all that spammed shit was false flagging, PLEASE BELIEVE ME
>STOP POSTING WESTGOD PLEASE
Wew Kobe, this has been a roller coaster.
Reminder that /nba/ has still never been right.
>>67501293
Breh in this ONE instance you can say /nba/ was right. Westbrook is /nba/ our guy.
>>67501273
>So Lakers confirmed #1 pick then?
yes
>>67500348
> I've emailed Pop and the coaching staff many times about running set plays for Kawhi down the stretch, as opposed to Iso plays. In regards to "Pop losing on purpose", I just can't fathom a man with such an esteemed and terrific track record keeping failing rotations and electing bad timeouts in close games. It's much more probable that Pop, being the philosophical basketball piety that he is, transcends wins and losses and hopes the conclusion of a game is more of a manifestation of long term success rather than superficial "win or loss". And one last fucking thing that pisses me off most with you cretins. This "x coach playing this game while Pop plays such and such game." Could you be anymore fucking childish? Basketball isn't a game to Pop or us fans, it's fucking war. A fair submission would be to equate Pop as General Patton, but these silly kid's games comparison only further differentiate the Spurs and their fans' greatness and inferior basketball franchises and their fairweather casual "fans".
I've emailed Pop and the coaching staff many times about running set plays for Kawhi down the stretch, as opposed to Iso plays.
>>67500348
Kill yourself
Westbrook was shooting Curry tier deep threes this whole game. Nigga was having an outer body experience.
>>67501293
Nigga you can't tell when people false flag
>>67501289
that was also me, one poster's bantz is another faggot's shitpost, i don't know why you take exception to any of it. i don't like shitposts where the poster acts ignorant and pretends he contributes nothing but high quality posts but it's all the same to me
5 R A N G S BITCH
R
A
N
G
S
>>67501293
wait is the mamba playing in the olympics this year?
yes, right?
>>67501329
No he said he's sitting out
nice to see larmarcus did his usual dominate for the first 2 games then play like flaming ass the rest of the series
good riddance
>>67501338
3-1
>>67501293
>can't tell shitpost to legitimate fandom post
wew kobr
>>67501338
>dominate
why could of you do this?
>>67501338
3-1 boi
>>67501329
He already had his last team USA game in 2012 against Spain for the Basketball World Cup.
>>67501336
on the bench, right?
>>67501358
No anon. I am sorry
>>67501358
coaching.
>>67501343
>>67501353
i honestly dont mind getting BTFO by a 73 win team with a unanimous MVP
>>67501369
Do you mind your wife getting fucked by Jamal?
>>67501369
>i honestly dont mind getting BTFO
blazers fans ladies and gentlemen
Today was a great day.
This is what it means to be a fan.
To believe in your team no matter the odds E!SPN and Spurdoras may throw at you.
No matter how many >muh 14 4th quarter loses, it doesn't fucking matter it's arbitrary drama fodder
This is what it means, to persevere and to believe.
I wanted to believe, and I did.
Let's keep on believing bros.
WCF and and the Durant rumors will die off.
Here come dat boi Westgod
Why does dame have to play in portland?
>>67501353
>>67501343
lol this is hardly an insult. if my team was projected to be a bottom of the conference lottery team, but made it to the 2nd round of the playoffs and took a game off a team that won 73 games, i would be fucking ecstatic.
OKC WINNIN DA HIP
DURANT COMIN HOME IN THE OFF SEASON THEN RAPTORS WIN IT in 2017
FEELS SO GOOD
>>67500839
this is correct imo, my individual forensic work agrees with this
>>67501402
Don't get your hopes up even the rockets did it.
>>67501211
They were during the regular season. Now it's the playoffs.
>>67501398
O shit waddup
>>67501401
because he signed an extension
>>67501417
Why do they hold him back?
AYY
>>67501405
Raptors are going to the Finals.
Watch Lowry and DeFrozan come back at once next game in full form.
>>67501424
oh look, lebron got robbed again
>>67501424
the curry cock sucking by ESPN and the NBA this season has been so bad
I hope LeBron wins the title for "the land" this year just to spite them
>>67501425
>Raptors are going to the Finals.
>>67501398
DURANT COMING TO OKC
PRESTI ROBBED OF GM OF THE YEAR
Fuck curry i hope lebron wins one and retires 3-6
>>67501468
*For da land.
Who /DaLand/ here?
>>67501499
I'm more /Da6ix/
>On 28 March 2015, Dellavedova escorted Jackie Custer, a 17-year-old cancer patient, to the Akron Children's Hospital's "A Prom to Remember" event.[37] Custer was asked to choose a celebrity guest to escort her to the event, and chose Dellavedova.[37] Custer stated, "Going to prom with Delly was a night I'll never forget. It was definitely magical, and he's the sweetest guy I've ever met
What did she mean by this?
How likely is it for the spurs to win game 6?
>>67501530
100%, it's part of Pop's plan
>>67501517
YOU JUST KNOW
>>67501517
It means Delly SLAYED that pussy
>>67501530
50/50
>>67501517
He popped her cherry.
Last two digits confirm how many points the Spurs win by in game 6
>>67501530
Honestly the Spuds are not out of it at all. I want to see the Thunder win but I don't trust them at all. Truly the most dangerous lead.
>>67501530
Spurs have never won two straight games. It's over.
>>67501567
>67
LOLNO
>>67501530
depends if pop wants to win or not
>>67501567
New Big Three dynasty confirmed. Repeat incoming.
>implying pop wanted to win at all this season
prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he actually wanted to win the chip this season. this was just a stress test to see how well Aldridge could mesh with the team, and he got more than adequate results. he knows that this season doesn't mean shit, he was just collecting data so he can execute his true game plan next season. the spurs are so good that you think they want to win when in reality they just win because it's natural to them, like breathing.
real basketball fans know this.
>>67501609
....Or the thunder were just better this season namely westbrook.
The threads you make to falseflag aren't funny either
Is the NBA rigged?
>>67501622
False flagging isn't even funny in general
>>67501623
Uhhhhh yeah?
>>67501623
Obviously it's going to be lebron series against the warriors.
>>67500430
They were favored by 7
>>67501623
To an extent yes.
>>67501623
Is water wet?
>>67501642
A* revenge*
Missed the game lads, what excuses did Spurs fans use this time?
>>67501653
None. They admitted defeat
>>67501653
They didn't actually. Most were front scared and bring nervous that the spurs won't win now
>spurs sweep ded grizzlies
>lose in the next round to first actual opponent
What an exciting playoff run
>>67501615
He really has gotten better, his assists have risen and he's added rebounding to an even greater part of his game.
No guard is doing it because of the athleticism required. Plus he's number one at driving attempts.
>https://twitter.com/Enes_Kanter/status/730271441715744768
can any fan base even compete against #thundernation
>>67501623
How come refs know exactly who to shut out to change the entire flow of games? Getting Bogut in foul trouble, ejecting Livingston, giving a quick 2 to the DPOY, handing the best post-up player still in the playoffs fouls for posting-up.
It's like refs are better than coaches at pinpointing mismatches & making adjustments. Should franchises consider getting refs as coaches/consultants?
>>67501653
most were giving up, and saying the spurs chances are slim. No excuses.
Apologize
>>67501653
Watched the boxscore instead of the game and joined in the defeatist wagon. Saw untucked jersey Timmy slam on Adams and got excited as fuck. Spurs sweep in 7.
>>67501678
>ejecting a player to force a player coming back from injury to play extended minutes is refball
>>67501677
are they home already?
>>67501713
yeah oklahoma is only like an hour away from san antonio
>>67501689
kys
Reminder that Gregg Popovich got out coached in a playoff game by a college coach
>>67501727
More like, spurs outchoked the thunder.
>you now remember when Partynextdoor cucked Kyrie
Kek.
KEK.
>>67501725
go to bed kawai
>>67501731
Y-Yeah
>>67501710
what? see this entire memetext hinges on the assumption that refs are always against the team of the one posting
refs know their way around the key matchups of a basketball game, this cannot be denied. better than coaches and fans even.
>the memers lose to 2 shit teams, nobody bats an eye
>the spurs get a series out of a hungry oklahoma city team, and now the spurs are shit
??????
The Spurs need more recognition here in /nba/ general. We're on pace to 16-0 the playoffs and decimating a tough 1st round match-up with the scrappy Memphis Grizzlies.
It is baffling that a team with a history of continued success that rivals other successful franchises such as the Lakers or Celtics (and they have been irrelevant for a decade now, while the Spurs is getting stronger). They have never missed the playoffs, nor have they lost by double-digits in the playoffs.
Having cucked LeBeta countless times, the San Antonio Spurs and their fans should have an elevated status on /nba/ general and basketball threads on /sp/ as a whole. Until your "franchise" accomplishes the feats and consecutive success that the San Antonio Spurs have done, you shall not defame or badmouth the most dominant franchise in basketball and sports history.
>>67501732
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67501743
They were a first round exit last year to the greatest chokers in NBA history. A few years before that, they lost to the Thunder
>>67501743
>We're on pace to 16-0 the playoffs and decimating a tough 1st round match-up with the scrappy Memphis Grizzlies.
I think you fucked up your falseflag copypasta
>>67501743
Your false flag failed
>>67501758
a few years before that they lost to the #8 seed grizz
>>67501689
I'm s-sorry, he really is more mature this year.
>>67501691
My bad it was untucked jersey Timmy stuffing Serge "Why Even Jump" Ibaka and help Roberson. Timmy outran Adams in the fullcourt. Fuck that was even more glorious.
Pop was playing Donkey Kong Country while Donovan was playing Majora's Mask
Pop was watching Friends while Donovan was watching Seinfeld
Should Donovan coach Olympics?
Pop only watches moeshit, Kerr only watches manime, and Donovan likes everything
>>67501865
He should at least be an assistant.
What did he mean by this?
>>67501885
Matt is going to run up on him with a gun one day and I won't be surprised.
Pop was posting on MySpace while Donovan was posting on Snapchat
No team will ever win a ring with Aldridge as your 1st/2nd option on offense.
Pop was listenin to Bow Wow while Donovan was listenin to Jay Z
>>67501743
>the memers lose to 2 shit teams, nobody bats an eye
Considering their best player was out those two games, and one of them shouldnt have been a loss (harden's offensive foul at the end), its not a big deal
Pop is playing chess while Donovan is playing Go.
>>67501885
I wonder if Matt takes out his anger by shitposting late at night on /sp/
It's all about getting one for Da Land
starting to smell like summer in here guys...
Why are the NBA Playoffs a literal soap opera?
>>67501876
Who should be hc of Team burger now that Griggorovich "Srebrenica massacare best day of my life" Popanov has been exposed as the system babby that he is?
>>67501948
Its always been WWE for apes.
>>67501948
basketball has the best narratives
>>67501732
MOST SAVAGE FIT OF ALL TIME
OF ALL TIME
>>67501948
ESPN pushes it so hard it's crazy. They have those stupid commercials with a narrator trying make a story out of it, calling Cavs the "kings" of the east and pushing the Warriors vs. Cans narrative before it's even the finals.
Curry >>>>> Kawhi
>>67502031
Gotta win one for da land
>>67502031
>what is marketing
cavs are the kings cause theyre the defending east champions
>>67502031
Atleast the NBA doesn't pretend it's not scripted like the NFL
>>67502044
it's what its all about, desu it's 2 early 4 this
This Da Land meme is starting to make me want LeBron to get one for Da Land unironically
Tbh i don't want the cavs to win for lebron but kyrie deserves a ring.
>>67502031
I like how ESPN only does this to the NBA too. Holy shit it's embarrassing.
Stern's ghosts don't leave.
>>67502055
i wanted him to win last year and hope he does it this year. the man deserves it
>>67501948
Silver knows Spurs play their best and sell out the most tickets as an underdog up against a rival. He's looking to extend the SAS-OKC seasonal playoffs rivalry to a best of 5 instead of ending it 2 series out of 3 for the Spurs. This narrative also prevents Durant from forming a superteam with Kawhi and LMA that will threaten Curry's GS, the biggest moneymaker right now. When fans grow bored of Curry fourpeating and ticket sales drop off once again, the dynasty-killing Spurs will be once again allowed to chip. All part of the commish' plan.
>>67502055
I know this feel. The reason people hated LeBron before was because of the constant dick sucking and media attention that he received. Sports media was riding his cock 24/7 and forcing him down our throats. Now he's been pushed to the side and they're on Curry's nuts. Pretty much the only thing I hated about him isn't a thing anymore. I unironically want to see him stop the memes and get one for Da Land.
>>67502072
Actually pops plan how did you know?
>>67502086
Fuck the meme we land now. Go 4-0
>>67502072
OK, because I have a friend who's a Spurs fan who actually believes KD would fit well in Pop's plan. He's the antithesis to this.
Silver's jewing would likely put KD in LA or, if he wanted another "feel good" part of the script, DC.
>>67502086
>Lowry
Where are the Leafcucks who shat on him not long ago that were responsible behind this?
>>67502055
Kinda feeling the same way
>>67502083
vibrd him and told me, to my surprise, i was ime udoka
>>67502056
Why does kyrie deserve a ring?
If LeBald finally wins one for Da Land and then tops it by saying "It's about damn time" again it will make him the eternal GOAT.
Just imagine all the Cryami Weep tears if he says that
>>67502100
Same was said about Aldridge being a peg hole in the Spurs' round cog last year. Beta, defer-festival personalities are the best fit for Pop's master cultural plan and no one is more Durbeta than le Servant
>>67502123
Facebook/10
>>67502128
Because he's a great player and unlike lebron i doubt he'll leave cleveland also why not? One for da land.
>>67502123
You bad meme go away.
>>67502128
cause that slut took his only other one
>>67502135
Dubs if Bronnie Bron actually cries if Cleveland ever wins a title with him on the team.
Feels good knowing Stephs MVP equal is a Canadian
>>67502135
winning a ring doesn't make you GOAT but it's a good start.
if LeBron wins it will only mean that his team is just as good as any team on the Western Conference.
>>67502163
Actually it'll mean the cavs are better than the western conference.
>>67502072
So spurs are meant to kill meme teams when it is time for them to die?
