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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67492484

NEWS:

>The Zuffa era is soon to end
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion

>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant

>Rothwell on JDS fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically

>Silva out of UFC 198
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-out-of-ufc-189--may-need-gall-bladder-surgery-005830365.html

>Dennis Siver out of fight with BJ Penn
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/bj-penn/breaking-dennis-siver-fight-bj-penn-ufc-searching-new-opponent/

>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
negative attention is still attention
if you want people to stop shitposting, stop replying to shitposters
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previous >>67492484

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

NEWS:

>The Zuffa era is soon to end
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion

>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant

>Rothwell on JDS fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically

>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma

>Anderson out of Fight Night: Curitiba
twitter.com

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
tripfags shouldn't be treated like human beings
negative attention is still attention

**DO NOT QUOTE POSTS, WE MUST MAKE THE (YOU)CONOMY GREAT AGAIN**
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>>67498988
>le no reply mememe
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Why do you make these schedules so long you fucking autist, wgaf about half of these

We can also fucking read numbers and know 6 = June, dummy
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>>67499049
I don't care about people who don't care about half of the cards
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>>67499049
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you should because you're a fucking worthless piece of shit and i fuckign own you
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no one cares shitlord you're not funny
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good thread op

literally cookie cutter autism and this is what you get

hahahahahhahahahaha
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Reminder that pro wrestling is the best martial arts style to train.
>Sakuraba
>fuck an iron chin it's about iron body,chairs,tables,kendo sticks,etc
>very athletic
>Pro wrestler BTFO the GOAT Royce Gracie easily
>Brock Laser BTFO out UFC in second fight becoming champion
>CM Punk defeated Brock Lesnar and John Cena, his potential in MMA is unlimited
>One of the GOATS Filthy Tom Lawlor was a pro wrestler
>DC was a pro wrestler
>Chael trained in WCW before doing MMA
>Conor learned from the best Ric Flair

IF YOU DO NOT REPLY WITH A (You) REFUTING MY POINTS IT PROVES ME RIGHT
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>>67499270
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>>67498988

Honestly how does Floyd Mayweather beat this strategy? His punches would do nothing.
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>>67499300
movement
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>>67499287
Was this the first death in the octagon?
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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/dana-white-says-ufc--not-for-sale--despite-report-to-the-contrary-021432483-mma.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw

goofs btfo
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>>67498988
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma

"MMA is a lot closer to entertainment than sport these days. I'm not satisfied with the way the company is handling sponsorship. We are pretty much living in slavery. We can't use our own sponsors, they are banned inside the Octagon. We have no properties."
Since the Reebok deal was established, in July 2015, Belfort said it has become his personal task to leave a legacy where fighters won't be treated this poorly in such a brutal and unforgiving sport.
"The good thing about breaking records is when you're not worried about it. When you are, it becomes frustrating. My happiness comes from within. Breaking records is what I do best. I hope I can leave a legacy which fighters can use to raise awareness about a minimum wage pay. It's a contact sport. I don't think it's fair for someone to earn 500 dollars to be elbowed in the face. There has to be a retirement plan, which does not exist now. That's something for the next generation. They need to save their money and invest. They need to know the athlete life will end."
Now, the 38-year-old knows his career is approaching its end, and his last fight could always be the next one, but Belfort doesn't worry too much. He says he has been fighting just for the love of it for a while now.
"All my next fights could be my last. So you should make your dream as if it was your last, too. I'm very happy with my career and everything I conquered. I do this because I love it, today. I'm still a voice to be heard. I can still help the sport."

The next few years are going to be very interesting, I think
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>>67499287

When I was 6 I was walking about with my brother (14) and he saw a snail crawling along the gutter.

From about 5 metres he threw a small stone and splattered that snail all along the gutter. He was gobsmacked by the awesome shot and laughed in disbelief. He turned to me and asked "Did you see that shot?". I wanted to say yeah, good shot but all I could manage was "Poor snail" and started tearing up.

My brother, in one of his rare moments of level-headedness straightened up, looked at the snail and said "Yeah."

He scooped up the smeared snail and broken shell with a leaf, dug a small hole in the grass and buried him, even leaving a small stick as a marker.

6 year old me who had never been to a funeral asked God to look after snaily, dried my eyes and didn't feel so bad. But the memory lives on.

If my brother had reacted in any less a caring way I'm not sure I'd have much respect for him at this point, and animal cruelty would probably devastate me. Early lessons in grief are healthy.
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Without a doubt the worst thread in a long time
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You might be right tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you lad)
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>>67499486
Once I put these fires out, you and I are gonna have a fuckin' go bud.
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thanks bud
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For anyone who wasn't in the last thread, leave /heem/ for the next few days
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>>67499486
>>67499509
>>67499517
fags
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you wont do shit pussy, i'll drop you faster than trudeau motherfucker
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yo whatup lads we still driving up the value of (You)s?
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>>67499543

More like you'll drop to your knees faster, faget
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Post your walkout song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw
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>>67499530
>that shirt
Everytime
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How about to counter act the no reply fags we should quote people in posts who aren't quoting even if the post doesn't relate to them

i'll start >>67499520
>>67499154
>>67499100
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>>67499626
Nothing entrances and infects me with as much enjoyment as cains walk ins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgs4Cq-MW1o
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>>67485151
what do now that the fights have changed with anderson out lol
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it's amazing how one simple change improved the thread quality by 1000%. keep it up lads.
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>>67499694
>He believes this
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>>67499664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gM-Bf2Vn9c
BUILD IT
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>>67499694
i report every french and fakefrench maple leaf flag i see.
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>>67499714
Weidman literally has a Mexican wife. WTF.
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>>67499714
>those triggered annotations
did cuck thomas make this gay shit
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dillashaw or assuncao
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>>67499529
Why?
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who?
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>>67499714
im now a fan of the chris, he knows what is good for his country
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>>67499747
>my wife es Colombiano
>mentions this every other minute
>films his vlogs in the cuckshed

>>67499774
Assanco all day.
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>>67499805
Don't reply to anglos
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>>67499774
Dillashaw by KO
The only person in BW right now who has a reasonable chance of beating Dillashaw is Cruz desu
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TJ wins 100%
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can we all agree that the people who are saying not to quote anyone are just shitposters
you had me rused for a bit, good job
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If you can't see the benefit of this new posting era then I feel sorry for you lad.
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>that one british guy who is taking non quoting extremely seriously cause of the discussion value
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schaub
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we've reached a new level of shitposting
keep it up
shitpost faster and harder so we'll get tired of it quicker
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>>67499986
Full
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>>67499530
Are they officially married now?
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>>67499986
when schaub was a straight cold blooded murderer
what happened /heem/, was it ronda?
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Schaub could have easily won the title were it not for the string of illegal KOs he was victim to. What a shame. I wonder if justice will ever be served.
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>>67500035
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>>67500035
fox and reebok. Gotta pay him more to risk hurting himself. and now the fighter and the kid is taking off for them
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>>67500051
stupid cuck trainer targaryen ass nigga ruining b schaubs career
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>>67500000
TOTALLY
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>>67500079
GET YOUR HOCKEY LOVING ASS TO THE RIGHT THREAD U BRITBONG
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Do you think Travis jerks off to Edmond and Ronda having sex
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fuck, didn't see this either. benis siber done
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>>67500129
JUST
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>>67500150
NGANNOU
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>>67500129
FEED HIM TO MAX
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>Rogan's on it
>Schuab's on it
>Tate's on it
>Kingbury's on it

Is Keto a meme diet or is it legit?
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ngannou
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>>67499626
This fight is cozy as fuck.

https://vimeo.com/124847767
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>>67500173
it's legit
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>>67500173
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>>67499425
>tfw from the scottish isles
>only ever seen this behaviour on the internet
>didn't see a black person till I was at least 15
>move to america
>blacks fucking everywhere
>they're fucking crazy
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>>67500173
>doing anything Rogan does
carb the fuck up dumb cunt
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>>67500173
Just fucking eat less. Why do goofs insist on making it difficult?
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francis ngannou
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>>67500173
>implying everyone of those people isn't just imitating Rogan
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>>67500130
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>>67500173
ATKINS WAS THE SAME IDEA ITS LEGIT THAT SAID IT DOESNT MAKE YOU SMARTER JUST WILL BURN FAT AND YOU WILL BE LESS HAPPY BECAUSE CARBS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH HAPPINESS THEY SAY
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francis ngannou bull
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>>67500210
I know, right? Just eat broccoli/brussels sprouts and fish/chicken every meal. Snack on some carrots occasionally and drink a glass of milk before bed and you're good.
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11654784/anderson-silva-to-undergo-surgery-wednesday-could-be-cleared-to-train

4-6 WEEKS PUTS HIM ON TRACK FOR 201 OR NY RETURN WITH CONOR ASWELL.

DIAZ VS SILVA 2 AND MCMEME VS NATE 2 MAKE IT HAPPEN IN THE GARDEN
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bull ngannou cuck you haha
son of your partner that is not your sex partner meaning it is not your son but you are still raising it
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>>67500269
faggot
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ngannou meme bull
very funny francis ngannou cuck meme haha laff i laff u laff we all laff
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>>67500269
Conor had a crisis and can't be trusted with big projects for a while.
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>>67500314
JON JONES
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>>67500326
Don't reply to anglos
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>>67500269
>DIAZ VS SILVA 2 AND MCMEME VS NATE 2

Trash it goes.
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>>67500327
THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ME
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>>67500296
>argentina
>calling anyone a faggot
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>silva is 41 and will never fight again
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>>67500343
>anglo
somebody needs a political and cultural geography lesson
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>>67500343
>>67500443
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>>67500418
>hehehhehe im a burger lol call HIM the fagot xd GOT HIM!!
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>>67500436
He was so happy in Embedded and now he may not be able to weight cut properly
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>>67500436
how the fuck does herb not react even slightly to this?
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>>67500468
>British inferiority complex incoming
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>>67500418
>>67500443
>>67500465
Triggered as fuck, so easy to make you fags break your autistic no reply rule
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>quoting posts
>the cancerousness of this thread

I don't think this semen-slurping board is for me.
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>>67500541
Please leave
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Don't know why you replied to me, I'm just posting webms.

You goof.
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You may get them to but you'll never get me to.
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>>67500520
>triggered as fuck
>autistic
Hows reddit these days?
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>>67498988
>http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma

This is what will ensure MMA is always a poverty sport. No elite athlete is going into MMA to be paid nothing.
GSP made millions, and Brock made a lot, too. But despite his talk Conor has made very little, and no one else is making much at all.

the average UFC athlete make LESS than the people who clean up the stadiums after NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB games.

From BJ Penn:
[1] Did you know the worst bench warmer on the worst Women’s NBA team makes double what the average entry-level UFC fighter does?

[2] How about this, there was a UFC event in 2013 in which, apparently, the highest guaranteed pay on the card was $30k/$30k.

[3] Did you know, a fighter received only $12,000 in disclosed pay while fighting for a title and main-eventing a Pay-Per-View, this year?

[4] The median average wage for a top 15 fighter in the UFC is just $30,500 per year.

[5] Floyd Mayweather, in the 12 months between summer 2011 and summer 2012, made approximately four times more in guaranteed salary than the entire UFC roster combined. He fought twice.

….

[1] Minimum pay in WNBA is $37,950 for the year. The average new UFC fighter will fight twice per year, and make $12k-$20k in disclosed salary total. Average fighter going 1-1 will make $18k-$20k.
[2] According to payout information on MMA Manifesto
[3] Liz Carmouche vs Ronda Rousey, UFC 157
[4] The forest and the Trees, Bloody Elbow
[5] Disclosed UFC fighter Salary for 2011 was $23.6m. Mayweather’s guaranteed income from his 2 fights in 2011-2012 was $85m
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>>67500248
>milk
enjoy you're cancer
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>>67500541
why would you even come here in the first place
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>>67500248
>fish and chicken
>glass of milk
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>>67500583
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To discuss MMA.
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>>67500594
you forgot your comma anon
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>>67500663
Where did it all go so wrong
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>>67500674
foreigners
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>>67500623
>Argentina doesnt know what logic is and goes full meme
>calls people triggered
>posts meme that btfo's his own statements
>Argentina gets defensive when his claims are btfo
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>>67500592
The moment Zuffa/UFC falls apart, we'll see fighters start to get good and proper pay once more.
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Isn't it hilarious how fucking awful this thread is now that everyone is replying to each other?
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>>67499530
LOLLL y
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UFC fighters have never been payed all that well

Why? The UFC isn't a very profitable organization

MMA isn't very popular

The more you know
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>>67500130
what the FUCK
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>>67500269
Do you think this could have been a strategic gall bladder removal in order to secure a bigger payday?
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>>67500714
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>>67500592
connor made an estimated 45+ mill in the last 3 fights according to forbes
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>>67500760
you're a fucking goof

the only reason burgers are btfo'ing argetinebro is because they have the majority, so they band together in their anonymity to bully. pathetic
this is NOT what we stand for at /heem/
respect eachother
respect all nations opinion's EQUALLY (obviously not pierre)
and above all RESPECT THE SPORT
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Not surprised Anderson isn't fighting. He doesn't fight other black guys. There was no chance of this fight happening.
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>>67500782
No, but even more so because its in his home country. I dont think their is anything more silva wanted to do than redeem himself in his homeland. That said he will get paid more when they rebook it.
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>>67500773
but dana said is bigger than soccer
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>>67500773
They can definitely earn more than they are currently. This is my opinion, and I'm wiling to die to beat you, I'm willing to die.
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>>67500795
>as if argentine bro wasnt blowing himself the fuck out
>respect all countries equally
sorry australia but you guys arent getting no respect any time soon from Britain let alone the rest of the world. You will always be their slave colony cucks
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>argentina
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Is Dana's IQ over or under 95?
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>>67500812
prob mls in the US. UFC only valued at 4 bill to sell. The cleveland browns sold for 1 billion
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>>67500853
120 at least.
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anderson silva is done
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for sure over
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he said he will finish out his contract but in reality its over. Just fun fights to end it
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>>67500840
that's a nice opinion coming from a burger, but nobody really respects any aspect of the uk, let alone their ability to own an island as their own slave colony.
i could heem you into the 8th dimension
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>USA
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get him back on viagra and have him fight in Rizin
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CM Punk.
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Let's be real here, is Rizin sustainable or just another fizzle in the pan of dead Japanese MMA dreams?
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>>67500773
In MMA the fighters don't have much popularity. The UFC brand name is somewhat popular though.

In boxing the boxer is the main draw, the promoter's brand name is usually bringing in very little. Nobody cares that Pacquioa is promoted by Bob Arum, so Bob can't demand the same percentage of the profits from Pac that the UFC can from MMA fighters.

It's all quite easy to understand if you're not an idiot and have ever made a single business deal in your life.
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>i could heem you into the 8th dimension

be careful
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your just mad cause people bully ur english
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>>67500903
still undefeated baby
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>>67500901
His long-term UFC contract prevents that, unfortunately.
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>>67500887
>somebody is catching feelings
>really respects
>cant even convince himself of his own bullshit
Sorry you bum abo but you guys are complete trash at fighting and stay cucked
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>>67500912
What's the blueprint for beating Joe Rogan in unarmed hand to hand combat?
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>>67500904
they are doing good doing a few shows this year. i like it
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>>67500890
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>>67500948
Solarplex palm strikes with a bas da danga ba binga bonga yell
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>>67500948
Kickboxing + Movement + TDD + High-Carb, Low Fat, Raw Vegan diet
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>>67500960
>burgerball
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>>67500979
YO HOGAN

fuck..i had a friend called hogan. i miss that cunt
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>>67500992
>unironically watching divegrass
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>Bigfoot, up there?
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>>67500992
>memes himself with his own logic
>never go full meme argentina
this is getting sad Argentina do you even follow your own arguments? You got triggered and fell into your own trap.
>>67500623
BTFO
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>>67501014
yeah, that's what he said. that he unironically enjoys soccer.
nice comprehension skills anon
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>>67501037
somebody is triggered and its only the morning
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>>67500992
>Game ends
>0-0
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>>67501014
>not enjoying spicball
>>67501032
>being this obsessed
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>>67501056
>obsessed
Argentina swinging while hes already ko'd on the ground
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>>67501047
>what is a timezone
must be nice having the most common flag, and thus being able to shitpost like a braindead autist all day.
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>>67501031
Sasquatch is real though
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>>67501070
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449670970568.webm
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>>67501077
>calls flag common
>own flag has union jack on it
How triggered are you? Australia doesnt know timezones exist in the US.
>australians think people go to bed at 1130
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>>67501095
>double meme
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Who /weedlmao/ here?
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>>67500948
Check as many kicks of his as you can if his TKD habits still cause him to kick with the instep.

Footwork to avoid linear strikes and whatever wrestling he can bring.

Bring a jacket or a gi to confuse him on the ground, I guess.
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>>67501095
She does EFN events too, I think. Haven't seen her bully any fighters there though...
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I recall that we had a discussion about her posture.
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>>67501187
>We spared no expense.
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>>67501187
jesus, that's kinda disgusting
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>>67501187
there is a name for this right? lordosis or something
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who gets BTFO on /heem/ more, france or argentina? is it a language barrier kind of thing or are they just chumps?
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>>67501224
Neither of them, weirdo.
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>>67501158
No hooks chokes!
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>>67499530
i wanna party with this guy so badly.
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>>67501224
Probably Canada. No matter how hard we try, we just can't put out all the fires.
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>>67501138
don't be a degenerate, argentine
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>>67501174
>that slut
I mean it in a good way.
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>>67501224
well the french did control argentina at one point
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>>67501244
Degenerates are those who don't smoke any kind of drug.
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>>67501261
this is not a good opinion
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>>67501260
>He believes this
Where is the frenchie now? BTFO
I showed up
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I could beat every here
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>>67501261
dude please stop, we are trying to support you but you are not helping.
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I also like Ed Kelly's takedown counter choke, he's pulled this one off in a fight a couple times now I think. Probably doesn't work against better takedown technique though.
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>>67501292
Mind your own business peruANO
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>>67501277
hey bro can you post a pick of your buds? i want to compare aus weed with yours
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>>67501256
sauce on her name bros
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>>67501307
was it autism?
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>>67501187
she just wants to have a bunda
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>>67500784
*sole
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>>67501308
Yours is most likely better.
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One more, for good measure - please forgive me for spamming webmasters after 3PM.
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>>67501348
Looks fine, quite similar. poorly trimmed but who gives a fook
better than i expected. i don't have any on hand atm but next time i see you post i'll show you mine
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>>67501311
>rides motorcycles in an attempt to impress Ronda
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he blasts people on Twitter he doesn't like for making fun of him or the UFC
>he calls people faggot but fires people for making "inappropriate" jokes
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of Lorenzo's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will always shill Bud Light
>he will never have a Ronda girlfriend
>Stitch Duran was never his friend
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Una vela
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>>67501394
> stone cold
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Good morning, heembros. Hyped for the next event? I know I am.
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Anderson tore his vagina and pulled out lad. The memes are over with.
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>>67501444
did you see anderson silva got pulled bangbro lol
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>>67501444
STFU and stop announcing it every time you go to sleep or wake up you weirdo
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>>67501444
trips
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>>67501467
Damn, I did not.
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>>67501471
stfu faggot, heem is all bangbro has to live for, he comes from a place with dirt roads and machete attacks
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>>67500173

>schaub

he looks worse than when he was fighting. idk if he's off peds or what
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>>67501487
softy
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>>67501501
Better looking and in better shape than you'll ever be.
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>>67501480
so?
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>>67501444
Yep! It's gonna be great fun.
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>>67499714
how many times i have to tell you guys aljamain is a housenigger?

he even supports trump lmao, i might be a fan of him now though
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>>67500594
> anti-milk
It correlates with lower cancer and obesity rates. It's actually the perfect food, which is why your momma makes it out of her tits.

Durianrider has rotten teeth, wirnkled skin, is emaciated and is now blading. He's gonna die soon.
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>>67501538
so check ur privilege
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et
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Get Brunson to fite against Hall pls
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>>67501555
i think he's like 50 years old. he looks pretty good if he's mid 40s to 50.
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bj penn vs who now that benis siber is gone for good
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>>67501555
So the dairy lobby has gotten to you too... is there any man alive on /heem/ not bought out by special interests, not fuelled by ulterior motives?
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>>67501394
what's wrong with knowing how to make a well prepared hot pocket
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>>67501555
>>67501666
are either of you wearing trackie dacks right now? also tell me more about drop bears
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>>67501692
i got trackie dacks and a hoodie on
they don't exist
my dad scared me with them once on a trip to the mountains
i ran home
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>>67501665
Diego Sanchez rematch
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>>67501665
give him maynard i think, not sure if maynard has a fight signed or not
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Have McGregor step in tbqh
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>>67501692
I'm wearing flower pants.
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>>67501711
i like this fight, don't think he has a fight booked. they were on tuf together except grey was the newbie
also reminded me that his nickname is the fucking bully. dumbest nickname...
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>>67501555
No it's not you fucking goof
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2bh iktf
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>>67501728
Nice assertion, rotten teeth, emaciated vegan man. Go get some veneers to cover up your dental decay.
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>>67501742
That's just as white as a girl can be.
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>>67501721
flowers have historically been a symbol of youthful, manly vitality. it's only during the early modern period that their value became associated with femininity due to frilly romantic notions. conor is taking us back to our roots as a world culture, truly a modern day Hwarang.
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There's a taekwondo gym near me that's cheap and I personally know one of the head trainers. They offer taekwondo, kickboxing, and hapkido. Should I bother?
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>>67501744
Keep drinking your cow breast milk you little child

>ooooh im so weak i still need to suck teet so i dont become withered out and weak like an old person!!
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>>67501752
shut the fuck up you curryswamp nigger
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>>67501779
no waste of time
you will never be good enough to go pro so why bother
you're probably a fat burger anyway, imagine you kicking someone
lmao
hilarious thought
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^^very rude
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>>67501779
why not do judo?
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>>67499774
I'm hoping Dillashaw loses every fight from now on.
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