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This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>rags
Pulju is happy to go to Edmonton because:
>drafted by lumbus, has to live in shithole Ohio til his elc is up and hopefully gets traded
>plays under muh grit shotblock coach, unable to flex his offensive prowess
>plays in Edmonton for 1 year, blows competition away stealing the Calder
>traded for defense to a better team
It's much better for him this way
>laffs
>rags
>hasb
>>69546361
>cantcups
>flimmy flammies
>boilers
>jest
http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/how-much-confidence-does-each-nhl-fan-base-have-in-their-front-office-a-ranking-of-all-30-teams/
>It wasn’t even close. Dead last in five of six categories and second last in the other. The Jim Benning era has been the highest form of entertainment for every fanbase outside of Vancouver and an occasional gift giving event for some teams. The team is lost, with zero direction. They’re one of the league’s worst teams and somehow find themselves close to the salary cap. They’ve made a habit of losing every trade they’ve made recently. They’ve signed questionable deals meant to make them competitive when it’s clear to just about everyone else they’re anything but. There is simply no reason to be confident in what the Vancouver Canucks are doing right now.
OUR YEAR
>>69546346
Thats not Lucic and RNH
>>69546377
>oilels
shit I forgot them
>tfw one of the few teams that didn't go full retard during free agency
>>69546381
>200 fans
>30 teams
>not 200 fans per team, but just 200 respondents total
lol what
Do you guys think Auston Matthews is a nice guy?
Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
MacKinnon: "Getting Colborne for as little as we got him for is pretty amazing. I can’t believe Calgary didn’t qualify him." #Avs #Flames
>>69546428
nigga look like he a pig
>>69546381
/heem/ crossposters out
th for anime
>NHL can’t crack Top 50 most valuable sports franchises
FURPUCK BTFO
>>69546433
That is pretty retarded, he had 44 points last year
>>69546438
Has a pretty cute gf desu
>>69546512
list link?
>tfw bwownposting will never make a comeback
>>69546428
You know what they say about nice guys
Do people actually think Auston is a generational talent though?
>>69546586
As a laffs fan, no. People use that word way too freely. Connor Mcdavid and Sidney Crosby are the only generational talents of the last 15 years. I guess you could argue ovechkin is also.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSePS6lrbKwlBMywRXuTs66j0ovkBE16p7LbYcLxLxxHsFuAXA/viewform
At least get >rags in
>>69546586
No lol
>>69546612
Erik Karlsson?
>>69546659
>snes
>>69546659
>4th wing
>gen talent
Lol
>>69546519
post pic
>>69546659
snes pls
Great player though
>>69546659
https://www.nhl.com/video/jagr-nets-...804/c-42422503"
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844757
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=858722
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=866043
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883435
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883429
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888012
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=889705
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899894
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=914820
https://www.nhl.com/video/trochecks-...804/c-42430403
https://www.nhl.com/video/letang-giv...562/c-40722603
https://www.nhl.com/video/crosby-com...562/c-40733103
Turnovers in defensive zone:
https://www.nhl.com/video/athanasiou...634/c-41636003
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=927767
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=885161
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=887750
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899828
Careless positioning in O-zone (even if he doesn't give the puck away, he's leaving his team in awful position if anything goes wrong in the O-zone):
https://www.nhl.com/video/saads-3rd-...092/c-41329903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862081
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=896128
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=901419
https://www.nhl.com/video/eberle-sco...434/c-40836103
https://www.nhl.com/video/palat-doub...622/c-42128403
https://www.nhl.com/video/niederreit...526/c-42575403
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844060
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=846739
Ekblad could be generational depending on his development IMO
Weak D against opposition's transition game/getting walked around:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870491
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=855322
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=876086
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=925397
https://www.nhl.com/video/draisaitl-...434/c-40847903
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-d...850/c-41920203
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=847532
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862051
Poor presence in front of the net:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888006
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891752
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899751
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=911634
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=919242
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=935902
https://www.nhl.com/video/richards-s...634/c-41638003
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-s...850/c-41921103
https://www.nhl.com/video/jaskin-ope...272/c-42025903
https://www.nhl.com/video/huberdeau-...804/c-42426703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41845703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41843503
https://www.nhl.com/video/atkinsons-...092/c-41325703
>>69546733
holy shit this autism
Defensive awareness/losing assignments:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932526
https://www.nhl.com/video/jenner-ope...092/c-41322103
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=843717
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932448
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=853696
https://www.nhl.com/video/paquette-o...622/c-42126703
https://www.nhl.com/video/moulsons-b...454/c-41451903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870820
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891578
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/03/10/ottawa-senators-defenceman-erik-karlsson-simply-cant-make-this-kind-of-mistake
>>69546556
>tfw you'll never finally kill yourself
>>69546710
Just go to his instagram. The only reason I looked was because I thought he was gay no joke.
>>69546738
[insert elite young defencemen] could be generational depending on his development IMO xD
>>69546773
your gaydar sucks then faggot
>>69546759
You can do it bro
The bleach is under the sink
>>69546806
Epic meme bro. You got me good dude!
>Hongcouver
>>69546785
Name a single one to play 20 minutes a night at age 18
Go ahead I'll wait nigger
>>69546796
>>69546839
>Noah Hanifin
Wow that was hard
>>69546814
>I will never be this mad at the internet
>>69546861
>17:54
Looks like it was too hard for you, you inbred rested
>>69546872
>He's unironically a fan of this team
lel
>>69546346
Good post
>>69546874
>ekblad 16:13 on March 29 2014-2015 season
Get fucked you idiot
>>69546842
Check high test gf in the background.
>>69546891
http://www.hockey-reference.com/players/e/ekblaaa01.html
Looks like you're wrong again you fucking shitstain mongrel
>>69546879
>Mild
>fans
>>69546919
>His team's proudest achievements are >president's trophies and giving Messier a retirement home
L E L
E
L
>>69546659
Nice meme
>>69546879
He's not wrong though the mild haven't won anything
Inb4 cantpucks fan
>>69546934
The hypocrisy is funny desu. Only team in Canada less relevant is Ottawa
>>69546928
>Mild """""""fans""""""" inexplicably angry at the generosity of a superior, more successful franchise
>that generosity being the only thing keeping Dallas from having TWO hockey teams
>>69546944
Jets too
But the mild are objectively less relevant than the Canucks
>>69546954
>implying I'm a Pedosota fan
>Implying you're not redirecting out of massive asshurt over how shit your team is
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
>lose game at home
>burn city down
Is hongcouver the niggerest canadian city?
>>69546438
Leave Austown alone
>>69546965
>>69546976
>mild fans in charge of being fans of the mild
This is why your franchises fail
>spewing insensate asspain on the internet
This is why your franchises deserve to fail
Remember that time the Senetards took Alex Daigle over Pronger/Kariya?
Lel.
vittu vittu vittu
>>69546992
>Being so dumb he doesn't realize he's going into Oiler territory in two years when the twins are gone
>He has to console himself by shitting on other teams
>HIs city will never EVER EVER win a stanley cup
LEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>69547017
>implying this year isn't Vancouver's year
>implying the mild didn't narrowly escape relocation to Las Vegas
poor mildbro, I will feel bad as your team gets cucked out of the playoffs yet again
>>69547039
>implying I'm a mild fan
>implying we didn't spend the last 20 years running this clownshow
Enjoy being FOREVER irrelevent LEL
>>69547039
Vancouver won't make the playoffs for a while desu lad
>>69546381
>Florida taxes
It's obviously a big reason why their teams are competetive. Good management people too but still.
>>69547012
Finland
Ducks will be a wildcard (maybe)
>>69547049
>mild fans bandwagoning Detroit just as it begins its decade-long streak of irrelevance
You guys are truly cursed
>>69547039
> team leaving where there are literally the most nordics in the states
wew
>>69547062
Can't wait for you to win the inaugural buttman cup
>>69547062
hail veli
just got in from work and blasted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_evWHvNh_H0
>>69547049
Detroit is getting relocated desu, too many niggers to be sustainable
>>69547096
>isäm maa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44XsqXyv0-g
Holy shit I have a great idea, do we have any Photoshop meme masters around?
Don't forget it's gonna happen again this year fags.
>>69547074
uhhh it already happened in that state dummy
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>69547120
pretty gnarly never got into any "metalcore" finn bands, ill listen to more. kinda imp. naz., bodom, amorphis, moonsorrow, etc.
sniper-isanmaa was actually next on autoplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqeV-4NmYUk
>>69547183
>1993
>>69547183
I think the fans just stopped supporting the canacuck more than their team
>>69547188
>state of hockey
>lost a team to texas
>>69547196
>not supporting a team because of a canadian
a bit redundant IMO
Reminder that goons are counter unproductive to winning, have no place in modern hockey, and are only championed by immature fans with low IQ's.
>>69547237
t. Gary Bettman
>>69547187
Stam1na and older Mokoma are the best Finnish bands. Kuoleman Laulukunnaat is probably the best Finnish metal album there is. Uudet Kymmenen Käskyä, Raja and Viimeinen Atlantis are up there too.
>>69547237
your chart proves nothing
plus hits is an incredibly flawed statistic and different in ever barn
>>69547248
Not an argument.
>>69547238
the most underrated player in the NHL. With solid team he would have won the cup.
>>69547262
The chart speaks for itself. You can ignore the data or grow up and accept it.
>>69547278
>kings hit a lot
>win two cups in 2012 and 2014
Youre a fucking retard
>>69547263
No, but it is a meme.
Checkmate, atheists.
>>69547170
nah get ready to get bounced at the last second by don the madman and his rag tag crew of "hockey players"
>>69547414
Just like >Bombston did this year?
Lel
>>69547237
Shoo shoo dirty jew.
>>69547425
this year you actually will my smelly dumb pizza loving chum
>>69547442
>Not even icing real NHL players
>Expecting to win anything
>His best d-man is a 7 foot dinosaur pylon hybrid
>>69547237
To be fair everyone ive talked to that loves fights or only watched for them is a fucking retard who doesn't know the game
>>69547461
>talking about real NHL players
>pizzatown cant even keep their best player from bailing
>no goaltenders
>overpaying shit players
>actually thinking larkin wont be a bust
>>69547486
Don't forget your goalie is objectively a meme lel
>>69547481
>people who only watch the game for fights dont know the rules that dont involve fighting
what an absolute shocker there einstein
>>69546612
The fact that u say mcdavid already is a generational talent and ovechkin could be argued for is absolutely the stupidest thing I've read
>>69547496
>cup winner
>Vezina winner
>should have been conn smythe winner too
he's the best goalie in the league atm.
Pittsburgh PG Verified account
@PittsburghPG
Jack Riley, Penguins' first general manager, dies at 97
>>69547534
Lel how about a 'no'
>>69547551
where's his conn smythe and cup heh?
>>69547260
do you mean Finnish as in speaking the language when they sing or best metal from Suomi period?
>>69547571
that's just re-inforces my argument- If delusional habs fans who visit /hoc think that it's clearly the other result.
>>69547602
Go back to your corner you retard Pekka
lmao
rask was 30th in sv pct last year
i knew he sucked but I didnt know he was this bad
>>69547608
facts too much for you? kek
>habsb fans
>>69547639
>Your opinion
>Mattering
lyl
>>69547620
on the bruins run for the stan lee he played like a madman. he won the cup for them. thats what people will remember and rightfully so. it was incredible play
>>69547649
this will not end well for you, u5a
>>69547661
>implying anyone asked for Liberace's opinion
>>69547649
> mad at finland
kys groid
>>69547579
Both to be honest. I liked bands like Bodom when I was 15 but they don't do anything for me anymore. The lyrics being in Finnish is something pretty unique for them and especially Stam1na's wordplay pushes my buttons. But overall I enjoy them more than any other Finnish bands. Medeia is great too as well as Wintersun, minus the corny cleans vocals, is good.
>>69547668
well you're in the wrong thread then, lardo. Go back to NFL gen
>>69547712
>Redirecting off of him being a raging faggot
Lmao I bet your parents are so disappointed in having a 2-ply pole smoker.
>>69547571
https://web.archive.org/web/20150529222631/http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=151024
>he doesn't rate Toivonen
>>69547705
listened to a couple stam1na songs and i can definitely hear the appeal. ill definitely let an album play through. My number one all would have to be Moonsorrow or Amorphis..im 30 tho and older Amorphis is fucking classic in my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLNR8HVzTME
>>69547809
goalies man
Harvey Fialkov
@hfialkov
Panthers GM Rowe said Luongo's prognosis continues to improve and hes on track to start the regular season. #flapanthers #strombone1
>>69547722
>2 ply
Oh so you're that guy
Google any good hockey banter lately, casual?
>>69547971
>The canacuck is instantly triggered by ANY American that says this now
Top shitposting lel
Quick /hoc/, give me an above average meme.
>>69547979
>i-it wasn't me
>i-i-it was some other casual americaitlyn
lel
>>69548007
How fucking mad and triggered this mega-autistic native is lel
>>69548011
>>69548019
>detoilet fan making race jokes
Can't be serious m8
>mfw the oilers win the stanely cup
>>69548064
>tfw my hair looks like this right now
>>69548063
>He's a drunk inbred
>From the Peg
Lel
>>69548086
lmao no
But you are literally a nigger from detoilet
Rekt
>>69548095
>implying I don't live in the PNW
Um 'no' lmao
Go kys cuckboy
>>69546688
>>69546706
>>69546716
>>69546930
>putting up offensive numbers not seen since Leetch/Coffey
>one of only 13 Dmen to win multiple Norris trophies
>one of only 3 or 4 players to win it twice before the age of 25
>all while playing on a mediocre team.
Karlsson is the closest thing to a generational defenseman we got in the current NHL.
>>69548099
>detoilet nigger from the cuck capital of America
sure thing buddy
>his team doesn't have a handsome autist, that loves trains and will win his team a cup
Wow famm
>>69548026
>tfw matt carles career is over
Ovi has 5 years left on his contract, how many goals does he get by that period? How many per season how many does he end his career with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZApUqhRnmWk
I hope MacArthur was embarassed after that desu
>hoffman is getting dicked by ottawa and will leave next year or get traded this year
>stone is going to want more money than ottawa is willing to give
>karlsson is going to demand a trade in two years because why waste his career here
>booby ryan and double dion will still be here for life
send help
>all these 2-plynadians
Embarrassing desu
>>69548160
>tattoos
dropped
>>69546321
>2001 Honda Odyssey
>official vehicle of NHL offseason
>detoilet negroe so assblasted he can't respond
Probably going to go on a cop shooting spr percent now lelmao
>>69548197
At least he wasn't dropped as a child like most finns seem to have been ;^)
>>69546557
Tell me more about those numbers.
What is the scale? Is 120 good?
Where do I find them for all teams?
>>69548240
could have been better if he was so he wouldn't be as soft as marshmallows
>this assmad piece of 2-ply
Lmao I showed up at the right time
>>69548266
Harder, perhaps. But then he would also bust just like every finn
>>69547486
>pizzatown cant even keep their best player from bailing
The straws, are just out of reach.
>>69548305
he would bust out golds like Finland this year and the year before and the year before that? ;-)
>>69548252
Pretty sure it's a ranking of professional sports teams
>>69548339
Even a meme world cup gold is more relevant than all those golds combined m8
>>69548347
Well yes I know it's a ranking. But how is it tabulated.
There are no units on the numbers, I don't know what's considered good.
>>69548378
Big 4 has about 30 teams a league
30x4=120
Laffs are bottom of the list
>>69548236
Not him but your stupidity is showing.
>canadians talking about Detroit
Ever hear news about cop shootings in Detroit? No? They don't happen because the police force has integrated with the community, in addition to having disproportionate black officers. Cleveland, Chicago, Baltimore sure, but throughout the entire BLM movement, never has a Detroit incident appeared.
>>69548437
This is not hockey.
>>69548416
ohhh. A ordinal ranking! Why didn't you say so?
I thought 120 was some kind of score.
Where do I find these?
>>69548437
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/05/10/autopsy-detroit-man-killed-by-police-was-shot-5-6-times/
Well that was really fucking easy
>>69548466
Blame your autistic Albertan. he did this last offseason too.
>>69548498
Oi, m80. This was a man shot by a cop not a "cop shooting spree [sic]"
Judging by mcbusted's softness last season, I'd say he's a 2-ply
>>69548556
https://www.odmp.org/agency/1000-detroit-police-department-michigan
>gunfire
>gunfire
>gunfire
Why are you so fucking delusional?
>>69548538
Never engage with anyone from Alberta.
>>69548615
Better than the Newfies desu.
>>69548194
Friendly reminder that, depsite the budget, Ottawa has never traded away or let a talented player walk for financial reasons.
if this post ends with 8 las vegas wins cup first year""""
Where did everything go so wrong
>>69548538
>BOOOHOOO I START /int/ FIGHTS AND CRY WHEN I LOSE
what a fucking sally
>>69547053
Good subs as well m8
>>69548646
KIWI
I
W
I
Do you guys want to know some hockey in Spanish?
>cantpucks will never EVER win the cup
>>69549387
absolutely disgusting desu
>>69549387
>没打冰球
Dead thread. I'm taking over. What is /hoc/'s opinion on tipping?
>>69550275
Shut the fuck up
>>69550275
kys
>tfw the panthers relocate to iqaluit
>>69549387
>el Disco
Kinda based desu
The leafs will compete for a playoff spot
Screencap this
>>69547237
>most of the teams in your claim that are "unproductive" won a cup in the last decade
>>69549387
pretty interesting
>>69550890
bad team competing for a playoff spot most people knew they weren't good enough to get, i.e. colorado last year
or
decent-to-good team competing for a playoff spot but ultimately failing i.e. boston or carolina last year
>>69551418
awful team at the bottom of the league
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>69547237
LA does a lot of hitting, and they won.
The bottom right is the only notable quadrant.
Jeez, nobody likes Chicago, do they?
>>69551471
At least if you wanna shitpost on every /hoc/ generals by claiming the >hasb will win the cup, don't post a litteraly who.
How do the rangers get back in the hunt without going straight rebuild and having to trade someone like lundqvist
>>69551896
They can't
I wonder what Crystalball Huet is doing right now.
>>69551966
posting butt
It's getting close, friends.
>>69552131
Look, another stadium for the oilers to disappoint their fans.
>>69551732
Lehkonen's one of the premiere Finnish prospects coming into the league. The kid outproduced Puljujarvi in his draft year. He only fell to the 2nd round due to his small-ish size, which he has clearly shown isn't an issue after two seasons with Frolunda, including the most recent championship run where he was over a PPG.
>>69551966
If you don't fucking post your gook ass I will live stream my suicide
>>69551896
move to seattle and change their name to the supersonics
This team is actually coming together really fucking well, hurry up and jump on the bandwagon
stay mad niggers
>>69552337
until it sells all its good players and begins from the bottom again
basically a farm team tbqh
>>69552531
I LOVE this meme
>>69546359
> happy to go to Edmonton
Stopped right there. Taylor Hall's gonna enjoy actually being in a competitive team for once desu.
>>69552672
>poo jersey
>competitive
wew lad
Rewatching the 2014 cup finals to relive the suffering
>3 of 4 kongs wins in OT
JUST END ME
>>69552728
> Forgot Schneider will be full strength
> NJ was shit in offense last year, but Hall's gonna change that
>>69552756
the rest of the team is total dogshit and you just lost your best shutdown d man
>the month of july
Has Buston Matthews signed yet?
>>69552874
If you were buston, would you sign?
>>69552859
Sucks, good thing the pros just started a 4 on 4 league for fun
>>69553056
>>69552874
I really hope he pulls an Eric Lindros
The laffs butthurt would reach exponential levels
>rags
>rags
>>69553277
>>69553264
>rags
>>69552337
defense looks pretty meh, goaltening is WEW, but the forwards look pretty good desu. nothing spectacular but solid. why is vermette on the 4th line? has he really fallen that far?
>>69552131
i still can't believe those idiots in edmonton got duped into building a new arena for katz
>>69551721
Oh no people like Chicago but they don't come here because why the hell would we?
Most of them are busy with the White Sox or Cubes at the moment so when they inevitably fail its hockey season and the cycle continues.
We stick to our game threads, argue over food, booze, traffic and how shitty suburbs as we yell at Tumbles and the ongoing saga of how Rozsival still has a job in the NHL
>>69552337
Our year
>>69553368
>cool
I wasn't talking about the city. I was referring to the fact that the Blackhawks take an awful lot of hits. As in, teams hit them when they play.
See:
>>69547237
I stumped akinator with John Ogrodnick.
I did Johan Franzen. It guessed Nyquist first (no surprise there). Then it asked if I had a conversation with my character and it got Franzen from that.
>>69548357
Reminder that the Swedish team had crisis couseling and therapy after the loss to Finland in th 2014 WJC final.
>>69552337
>no finns
>cant get wins
>>69552337
>Mike Shit
>OEL
>Louis "I take my helmet off in the middle of a play for no reason" Domingue
>Having black players om your team
>Shane "I love to lose" Doan
>Focusing on offense and not defense or goaltending in the modern era
You guys will literally never win a cup
>>69553538
>OEL isnt one of the best in the league
wew
fucking
3rd world
>>69553457
It didn't get matt carle.
>>69553618
although it did get freddy andersen
>>69546733
>plays 29 minutes a game
>OMG did u kno he was on for multiple goals against!?
wtf is this dog meme
>>69553579
He gets a bunch of stupid penalties, his +/- is shit, he regresses a little every year instead of getting better and his best season was 4 years ago.
OEL isn't one of the best. He is maybe in the top 25
>The desert of you
Will there ever be more meme playoffs than 2016?
BTFO:
>rags
>blackcocks
>kongs
>craps
>cucks
>shorks
Stan lee winners:
>BILL
Is he Cell key material?
>>69554919
Don't think he is small and metally enough to be a key t b h
>also nobody else but Barkov is winning selke after next season
>>69554934
>yfw Barkov is literally a bigger Datsyuk
If Rinne has a good year next year, as his pattern seems to suggest, the Predators could be the team to beat.
>It's finnish delusion episode
nice one guys
>>69554919
Is he a winger named Jere Lehtinen? No? Then it's not him.
>>69555135
>finnish goaltending
>>69555135
>if
That is one large if
>>69554977
>A bigger pane of glass
>>69555575
True. But with Rinne you never know what you get. He's probably over the hill for real by now though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O5Jp6ogH5A
>>69553627
then why is he playing 29 minutes a game?
its like subban defenders saying he turns the puck over all the time because he always has it, maybe he shouldnt have the puck all the time then
Aivis Kalniņš @A_Kalnins 12 min12 minutter siden
BREAKING - KHL and Great Britian have come to terms for their expansion to UK. Hearing team will be based in London.
>Tfw Wongs fan
>Legitimately thought Stamkos would sign and save Detroit from mediocrity
>Holland still hasn't fixed the broken D corps
>Kronwall is old and decrepit, DDK took a step back, ERICSSON LMAO
>Too many forwards
>Literally every forward disappointed this season with the exception of Larkin and AA
>Howard signed for 3 more years
>Mrazek was on pace for a Vezina tier season until his late collapse
H-hold me bros.
>Muh streak
>>69556230
i predict that team lasts 2 seasons
>>69556230
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>69556254
>>69556296
Are you hyped about Ontario finally getting a decent team?
>>69556230
That could potentially be a huge thing for the game.
>London flying to China for an away game
>KHL
>Matt Cooke has a Stanley Cup ring
>Jarome Iginla and Shane Doan both have ZERO
How does this make you feel, /hoc/?
>>69556425
Only if they meet in the finals.
>>69556425
>London flying to Moscow for a division game
>>69556441
Pretty good. Nigger btfo, white trash btfo.
Cooke is also white trash though
>>69556441
carcillo has 2 as well
>>69556458
Make it happen Ivan
>Chinese KHL team
>London KHL team
they are just living on memes now
Shit team
>>69556649
The KHL is a half political, half "millionaires having fun" project. I don't think any team turns a profit there.
>>69556691
Also there's a good chance a plane will crash and wipe out an entire team
Mike Heika Verified account
@MikeHeika
BREAKING: Jamie Benn had surgery in Philadelphia Thursday to repair a core muscle injury. Expected recovery time is 6 weeks. More to come.
>>69557520
Is he going to have surgery every offseason from now on?
>>69557934
Yes
>>69554919
He's not a center so the voters will never recognize his great defensive abilities
>>69552166
He outproduced poolparty? Where did you get that from? Hasbs fan btw
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joona_Koppanen
what the fuck does this shit mean finland, give me the
STATS
t. Broonsfag
>>69558740
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=279893
>>69558711
Puljujärvi: 50gp 13+15=28
Lehkonen: 45gp 14+16=30
>>69558740
Not impressive at all
>>69558769
>>69558780
Jr. B SM-sarja
what level of puck is this
>>69558740
He seems to be the kind of guy who gets picked solely because of >muh size.
Last year he had 38gp 25+32=57 in the U18 league while his teammate Otto Koivula(6'4 hmself, #120th overall) had 21gp 22+32=54. Literally haven't heard of the guy even though Ilves is >my team.
>>69558812
U18. Very low level of play and obviously he benefitted of size.
>>69558859
>muh size
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
just look how huge the past decade of stanley cup winners have been dude
glad we drafted someone useful
and Vesey is coming fucking home don't worry about it
>>69558947
By your logic Derek Boogaard should have been a fucking allstar.
Size is an advantage but it's useless unless you have NHL-level hockey skills. Koppanen is mediocre in Finnish juniors skillwise. At this point the cards are stacked against him, but I would be glad to see him prove me wrong.
>>69558996
>By your logic Derek Boogaard should have been a fucking allstar.
if he played defense and wasn't a drug addict, yes he would have been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txI16GT-P_M
Is this kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twhTyv0TvB0
holy fucking shit boys
uppercut and parked him right in front of his own bench
fucking detailed
John Tory Verified account
@JohnTory
Game on! City Council has lifted ban on street hockey. Hockey is
Canada.
Memes.
when will KHL get a team in canada???
we want a team too!
>>69560204
when will you post butt
i want butt
>>69560204
Maybe in Alaska.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH4tb5Ah-vy/
>turn right here right here right here ther's a charizard
chari-what is there
>a pokemon rare one. just go
oh ffs
>left here left here left here
>and now it's gone it would've a rare one
trips with kids these days, collecting pokemons
donskoi memeing ebin
>rags
>>69560473
>rags
>r
>a
Legit cup odds oredictions time.
1. Tampa
2. Pens repeat
3. Predators
4. Blues
5. Panthers
>>69560535
>panthers
Yeah no
>>69560535
I'd agree with this
>>69560535
oilers
>>69560535
Replace Blues with the Stars, assuming they get Bishop or Fleury, and #6 would still be the caps.
>>69560557
>bustk0v
>>69560408
thank lord sweendog didnt draft that autistic asshole
>>69560733
You are the denialist broonfag aren't you?
>>69560745
I'm the broonsfag that knows we will not even make the playoffs this year because of our manlet defense
>>69556253
>Stamkos
I don't know why you thought this.
>broken D corps
Can't do anything until Ericsson is gone. I agree this is Holland's biggest flaw, he's had five years to try and sort things out.
>Kronwall is old
He just plays too many minutes, if his ice time is reduced he is still a good player.
>DDK took a step back
He plays fine.
>Ericsson
I sincerely hope he loses a leg in a freak accident and is put on LTIR forever. I don't know why any other team would accept him even in an otherwise lopsided deal.
>too many forwards
Agreed, but specifically the problem is too many 2nd and 3rd line forwards.
>every forward disappointed except Larkin and AA
Miller and Glenny did okay. The bar is low for them.
>Howard
If his contract was about a million less a year it would be a good signing. He might be moveable next offseason.
>Mrazek
Has yet to complete a full season without shitting the bed for a few weeks. I'm not convinced he's Hasek 2.0.
>muh streak
Every year we hear this. I'd say the wongs are on par with florida and the habs. Tampa is the only team in the division that has a really good shot at the cup. If you look at the problems other teams are facing, the sens, bruins, sabres and >laffs all have more serious concerns. The only bad long-term contracts for the wongs are Zetterberg, Abby, Helm, and Ericsson, and only Ericsson is playing poorly now.
Don't be a defeatist before the season's even started.
>>69560810
What a goofy looking picture from 2005
Perfect meme faces.
>>69560810
I'm looking forward to seeing Mrazek as the main goalie, I'm sure they kept Howard because they aren't so confident in Mrazek's consistency.
>>69561078
>>69561139
Uh, no. They tried to trade Howard. Aggressively. Khan said so himself. Nobody wanted Jimmy.
>>69561179
oh shit, now I remember.
>>69561139
There is no market for Howard as long as Bishop and Fleury are available.
>kebab govt overthrown
The dominos are falling. Europe is about to become middle east 2.0. I might consider moving to Canada if things continue to progress like this.
Aivis Kalniņš
@A_Kalnins
BREAKING - KHL and Great Britian have come to terms for their expansion to UK. Hearing team will be based in London.
Am I being memed on.
Give it to me straight, /hoc/. How bad will the Rangers be in the upcoming season?
>>69561277
Like, bottom 10
>>69561277
Wild card and first round exit.
>>69560535
>Panthers
Maybe when they relocate to Iqaluit
>>69561277
>rags
Depends on whether Padqvist falls apart or not. Hopefully they finished 9th in the conference.
>>69561277
Lottery team.
>>69560535
>Tampa
Why do you retards think this again?
>>69561277
>rags
considering that cokehead kreider is still involved (grew up in the town next to me, loved underage pussy and drugs) they have zero playoff chance
>>69561277
inconsolable
>>69561377
Because they have a lot of good players and have lost only to the Stan lee champs in the last two playoffs.
>>69561414
They were a far worse team last year, and didn't belong in the ECF, got heavily outplayed by the islanders.
Stamkos is regressing, the entire team took a step backwards. Sure still a good team but not a Stanley cup favourite
why are finns so negative about joona
>>69561437
Was Pittsburgh a cup contender a year ago? How about last december?
>>69561483
He is a literally who. Even Tuulola would have been a better pick there.
>>69561488
Maybe Tampa should fire their coach. Seems like it worked for the pens
>>69561503
absolute shit G/A production compared to the joondaddy though
>>69561488
Wow it's almost like Pens have had a stacked as fuck team for years but Disco Dan is a fucking terrible coach Finland you fucking retard.
>>69561437
>heavily outplayed by the islanders
LAMO
>>69552756
>New Jersey
>capable of anything besides playing the trap
Nah, Hall will get 50-60pts and New Jersey will still struggle to finish top 10.
>>69546359
They'll never trade him. Chia loves his big boys too much. But maybe in three years when Chia is let go and Sweeney is brought in, then maybe he'll be traded for the Mexican in LA.
>>69561526
Literally untrue. Tuulola had injuries last season and is 0.68ppg in the U20 league while Koppanen is 0.65ppg. That isn't a world of difference but Koppanen wasn't even in talks about getting drated among the people who follow finnish juniors.
>>69561546
It's almost like the penguins have had four good players and no depth until Bill, Murray, (lol Bill Murray), Sheary, Bonino, Hagelin and Rust came to the rescue. Coaching was obviously a big factor too.
>>69561437
>outplayed by the islels
Did you even watch that series?
>>69560535
>no Monteal
Subban trade aside, they actually have a legit chance at being top in that shit division. Tampa is too small/weak in their top 6 to be a powerhouse in this league. Much will depend on Weber's and Radulov's success. If both do good then Montreal is first, assuming Price is healthy.
>>69561639
>too small/weak in the top 6
Literally what
>>69561589
The curse of having two all star centers and dman. Too much money gets tied up in those few star players and it makes it hard to keep around a decent core for a long time. They took a fairly large gamble on Kessel and got lucky getting Bonino from a mentally retarded franchise.
>>69561561
>>69561609
>outshot massively
>rely on flukey OT goals and last second goals to win
god tranpa casuals are insufferable
Predict the Risto deal.
>6x6.35M$
>>69561679
Small, as in height/weight.
Weak, as in not strong/soft.
>Kucherov
>Johnson
>Palat
>Stamkos
>Namestnikov
>Drouin
All those players fit one or both of those categories. Killorn is really their only top 6ish forward who has size and isn't a push over. Challan and Boyle aren't push overs either, and Boyle definitely has size, but neither are top 6 players. Combine all this with their heavy dependence on Hedman, and you have a team that will never be a powerhouse in the NHL, not unless they bring in more strength/size in the top 6 and add another top 4 dman that can take the load off Hedman.
Did I meme well?
>>69561750
Does this meme mean that the laffs will have a field day with the little caesars?
>>69561762
Don't know. I am actually a Red Wings fan. I made this because I found his face amusing.
And it's a pretty funny I think.
>>69561726
5x5
Me again.
Feel free to distribute these enjoy these memes.
>the blots wont be contenders
>>69561862
I wonder how much better the Wings would be doing if Yzerman never left and replaced Holland.
Truly a hockey great if blots win the cup.
Anyway, fuck the blots.
>>69561877
At least we're not pathetic faggots and got Steve multiple cups.
>>69561862
Well they probably will make the playoffs given their shit division, but to say they're contenders is a bit of a stretch. The Penguins and maybe the Caps (if they can finally get their collective shit together) are the only East teams that can compete with the West.
>>69561877
see you in round 1 again
>>69561908
>we
>>69561938
>craps
the pongs yes. still, the blots could have easily beat the shorks, the west was shit last year and most likely will be this year as well
GOLDEN GENERATIÓN
LUITERALLY UNSTOBBABLE
>>69561938
>They think they're relevant with this in net
lmao
>>69561945
Even the shorks unshorkd and the bloos unblosed. The caps might be the next one's in line.
>>69561957
too bad theres no sound there, you could here tranpa "fans" "cheering angrily"
I'm in college and I got offerd a job to work with special needs kids at a middle school . should I do it? Is this a weird job for a big dude I'm 6ft3 280lbs ?
>>69561957
the guy thats literally carried them to the playoffs 2 years in a row?
still once they reach the playoffs they should immediately switch for vasy so they bishop doesnt get injured
>>69561980
Is it like working with kids with asperger's? If you need money and are good with people, why not. If you have other options then consider them. How could we know the nuances of the situation.
>>69561980
>it's british Adam Wylde
>>69561939
>see you
>meme arrow 'we'
You literally called us 'you', and then said '>we' like a colossal faggot.
>>69562030
i will see "you", the specific poster in the first round. "you" did not get stevie y a cup
>>69562038
I'm the water boy. Fag. Yes >I did.
>>69562038
>i will see "you", the specific poster in the first round. "you" did not get stevie y a cup
Well, if we want to get literal you won't really "see" me either. You may read my posts, but you won't see me here.
>>69562066
im sorry m8 i didnt kno
>>69562067
i will "see" your text written by you. in an abstract way im seeing a digital representation of you and your ideas and thoughts
>>69562081
>seeing a digital representation of you and your ideas and thoughts
AHA! So then the Red Wings team is a representation of my interests. When my interests win, I win.
>>69561980
Depends on what you do. If it's just you helping carry them around and occasionally feeding them then sure. If it requires you to change their diapers then everything then no
>>69546346
> crowded streets
for fuck sakes stop eating doner kebab in public and start going fucking home. Jesus christ how hard can that be.
>tfw drinking beer home alone
At least throw some dank memes at me
>>69562121
t. trudeau
>>69562158
>tfw reply to the wrong thread.
>>69562173
see
>>69561750
>>69562190
cute piglets Sweden
>>69562207
>Letting Sweden videotape your mom and sister
Looks like youre the cuck now desu
>>69562207
Thanks and good night, FInland
>>69562259
look at that fukkin porker
>one less kongs fan on /hoc/ next season after genocide 2.0
>>69562226
>the best """""american""""" forward is a mexican
>>69562340
Kongs don't have fans anymore
>>69562377
Reminder that both Brett Hull and Gordie Howe are American.
>>69562377
hes from arizona
Have a rare flag I just found on /pol/
>>69562434
>rags
Got my Hockey Jersey coming tomorrow.
Feels good.
£85 well spent on the NHL Store
Shame you can't have a name on the back like in US.
>mfw stammer isnt going to stay in tampa
>mfw he was lying to the media when he said he wanted to stay
>mfw hedman was actually the leafs real target all along, they're sure to sign him now
>yfw dallass has officially entered cap hell without even making the conference finals
>>69563895
>nichushkin
what will happen to him?
>>69562383
I'm still her f@m
>mfw the >snes signed Puempel, but Hoffman and Ceci are both probably gonna go to arbitration.
>tfw long-term deal
Rest of the Central on suicide watch.
>>69561738
not even tampa fan but cmon
>Boyle
>Hedman
>Sustr
>Callahan
>Bishop
size has never been a determining factor in what makes a team better anyways
>>69565179
>>Callahan
>>69562717
What team? And why not? Is it just blank space?
You know, I wouldn't mind having a nameless one. It will last forever if they trade your player, or they become shit.
what team should I bandwagon next season lads?
>>69565477
JETS
E
T
S
>>69565485
I would lean towards a Canadian team and they do have friendly meme face man playing for them...
>>69565537
yeah nah there's something mildly repulsive about Florida to outsiders
>>69565558
>mad at sandwich
>>69565558
Probably all the retarded people
>>69565625
if that were true he wouldnt be wanting to root for a team from an entire country guaranteed to miss the playoffs this year
Is Matt Murray actually going to be the GUY in net for the penguins all season? Could his steady post-season have just been a fluke?
>>69565662
lol what
Try forming a coherent thought
>>69565685
>ur a fagget
>tfw Hall
>>69565665
he's only 22 and he needs some work but he'll be fine for them. Better than Fleury I'd imagine
>>69556253
>oilers setting up a premium for defenceman w/ Hall trade
This pleases me.
>>69565716
You're an actual retard
Neat
I thought I was just memeing when I said floridians are retards
>>69565740
Flower is usually quite solid in the regular season. We'll see.
>>69565743
You have to understand that Larsson is really not that good.
He was the best on the devlels but that doesn't mean shit.
>>69565771
Devils were one of the best defensive teams though
>>69565771
whether he is good or not doesn't matter to me, the trade set a bar for the rest of the league. Even if most people still consider it a bad deal.
>>69565783
Can't discount Schneider
>>69565786
What other team can you imagine making that kind of deal?
>>69565789
He's good but the Devils are essentially a trap team again
Look at the stats senpai
>>69565807
Nobody really banks on the trap anymore. The Flyers vs Lightning debacle shows how well that works.
>>69565830
True but the debbies were a top five defensive team
>>69565796
Flames and Sens are a possibility, but it's hard to tell if goaltending is the major issue with both.
Flames will find out and have corrected, I dunno about the Sens.
>>69565870
Yeah when Stevens was ruining the blueline.
Notice where the Devils are in the standings despite a relatively good D
>>69565887
No last year
>>69565892
A clamshell team can't win these days.
Lowest goals in the league
>>69565752
>can't read but calls others retarded
Please help
>>69565964
>snapchat
>>69565964
Charge your phone
>>69566210
do you have cell phones in armemia? or does the country just share one?
>>69562383
>>69562340
Still here 2bh pham
>>69566219
Everyone has iPhones. I have a GOAT oneplus 3 though
>>69566443
is it a sweet phone? i have a oneplus 1 that has served me well but have been thinking about upgrading.
>>69566901
based opobro
>>69566901
I had 1 2 and 3. They continuously get better and better. I recommend upgrading.
>le overrated pane of glass man
>>69555135
Rinne is done m8.
His hip will never be elite again.
>>69547260
>Stam1na
>FUCKING MOKOMA
Jesus fucking christ
>>69567631
In time I might like Dats more, but I still resent how US hockey media fellated him during the past decade.
I might also be a bit biased because I was a huge Sergei Fedorov mark and don't get how Dats could ever be rated as superior.
>the protégé is the solution
Just went to timmies and some guy got a med coffee with 4 cream and 4 sugar. What in the actual fuck?
>>69569405
Yea. They overrated him so much.
Fedorov is a great. Datsyuk was sometimes great but mostly mediocre
t b h i dont like finnish people
>>69572415
Fuck off
>>69572497
lmao what a cuckold
>>69572497
>tfw we will never see a Matthews-Laine-Pulju meme line
>>69572562
>implying all three won't bust and end up on the third line in Vancouver
>>69572497
My mate just got us tickets to Team NA v Team Finland. Most meme game of the tourney desu.
Anyone fuck up as bad as i did last season?
>>69572639
>>69572562
>matthews
where will he even slot in the roster? He's what, like their 4C-5C in depth?
>>69571532
I swear over half the cup was cream. Amazingly enough this guy looked like he had no fat on him. Probably all the drugs.
>>69572770
no actual team would even put him on the roster but gary bettjew is forcing them to for marketing reasons
>>69570197
next time youre their order a 'wayne gretzky'
>>69565477
the panthers (after they relocate to iqaluit)
>>69572996
This
It's also why there are so many Americans on team NA
>tfw no hokkei
>>69572770
Why does he have to play center? He could always just be a 13th forward or maybe a 4th line winger.
>>69574045
I didn't say he had to. I said it was unlikely he would, so I didn't know where they'd slot him.
>>69574067
I'm a laffs fan and I'm still uncertain why he's on the roster. It has to be for marketing purposes. I mean he's good but there's no way he deserves it over some other young kids who are actually in the nhl.
>>69574097
it most definitely is for marketing purposes
Players that undeniably don't belong
>J.T. Miller
>Matthews
Not a coincidence these players belong to the biggest hockey markets in the world
>>69574419
Good ol buttjew
>the KHL is literally growing the game for Betman at their own expense
high end kikery
>>69573024
does it have 9 of each of those or somethin?
our year
check em
>>69575227
>getting Donskoi dubs
Could you be more of an average finn?
>>69575279
dubs and Stenson loses
>>69575397
Confirmed winning :)
>>69575435
dubs and the danish guy sweeps the win ;-)
>>69575397
>>69575457
is the madman really taking it. Let's see if the kek demands it. Dubs and Stenson sweeps the whole thing.
>>69575457
>>69575468
>finns
>dubs
check these dubs
dubs and binland leaves forever
Yo /hoc/, watch this meme sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmz2Ak-pJj0
>>69546361
All have more cups than cantpucks
>>69575595
>>69575595
reroll
>>69575620
Looks like a weird mix of floorball and bandy
>>69575620
Disgusting
>>69575595
rolling
>>69575642
but it helps getting over the time without hokkei
>>69575639
dont fucking reply to my posts you mongol cuck
>>69575655
OH FUCK M8
Funland just banned himself
I'll miss you
>>69575673
I didnt you fucking idiot american lardball
>>69575673
That wasn't your post you turbo autist
>>69575682
Go outside, you live in the most beautiful country in Europe
>>69575673
>being mad at the wrong post
>being autisticly mad at the wrong post
>mfw
>>69575696
t. a person who has never seen Kemi, Finland
>>69575696
I really would love to go outside but all of my m8s get other plans for tonight so I gotta get drunk alone next to my sleeping gf
what makes you think austria is the most beautiful?
>>69575734
Mountains
It's either you or Switzerland
>>69575784
thx friendo
yeah austria is pretty based, the thing I love the most is that you can drink when and wherever you want
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