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Are any of you niggers focusing on the summer league? what teams do you think will do well today.
> He don't watch Rozier btfo niggas
let's use this i guess
What kind of pokemon is curry? Lebron? Where do you catch them
Please stand by...
>>69550447
Curry is a mew, a meme pokemon
LeBron is mewtwo
76ers
>The San Antonio Spurs completed a flurry of moves Thursday by signing backcourt mainstay Manu Ginobili to a one-year deal at an estimated $14 million, according to league sources.
>>69550301
its been humid in los angeles.
it's pretty much never humid in los angeles unless a tropical storm is coming.
it makes me understand why other places suck dicks. sweating when it's 77 degrees is some foreign feeling my body doesn't understand
>>69550499
The 76ers reported offered 16m guaranteed for the first year, and a partially guaranteed 14m on the second. Good for Manu getting to stay where he is while getting paid
>>69550515
>>69550515
What's the draft order?
>>69550537
I've randomized it and will be announcing it in reverse order
>>69550557
>>69546302
>>69546302
LET ME INFORM YOU OF THE RECORDS
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE RED BOX.
>>69550566
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>>69550578
hinks, did you do the straw poll? can we push it a couple hours?
>>69550590
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>>69550557
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>>69550590
why am i watching all of these
>>69550567
>NBA D League Select
>2-1
which 2 teams are getting contracted?
>>69550614
because you're hype as fuck for waffles
>>69550599
What time would be good for you anon? I'll do a poll right now
>>69550608
>>69550625
>>69550625
>>69550618
8:30 9:00 PST, the nigels can wait a little longer, NIGELS! can you wait till 8:30 pst??
>>69550637
Is this real? What is this lol
>>69550637
>>69550637
Also please vote in this regarding the draft time tomorrow
http://www.strawpoll.me/10749452
>>69550640
I'm not the Nigel drafting senpai, but he supports the Lakers so he should be fine with it being late Pacific time.
>>69550659
been wondering about it too. looks like a fantasy league.
would have been fun too. eh, whatever.
>>69550663
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>>69550663
i don't see portland F4m
we outchea and we are unpleased to the fullest extent
>>69550672
call him, don't all nigels in this general know each other?
>>69550698
He's not awake right now senpai, we rotate so there's always at least one Nigel lurking
Why is everyone sleeping on the Jazz?
Only team in the league built to stop the Memeiors. 50 wins, easy, now that they have Hill, Johnson, and Diaw.
In a 7 game series vs GS, it might even be 50-50 with how strong Utah's D will be.
>>69550694
>>69550690
No one claimed them, but someone is free to claim the team during the draft by simply adopting a trip
I'll post the rest of the order following the reveal of the #1 pick
>>69550590
>>69550710
I was saying this morning that the Jazz would be contenders if Westbrook signed with them next season, and they're already poised to take 4th or 5th in the West this season.
>>69550715
>>69550739
>>69550739
AHAHAH KNOCKS KEKED AGAIN!
>>69550755
>tfw just realized sponsored is spelled wrong
Ehh
>>69550781
lakes got robbed...
>>69550781
>>69550781
Lakers?
>>69550796
Nice
RBL in top 5
>>69550675
ask nicely and maybe someone will post the waifu draft from a year or two ago
>>69550807
>Lashington Lizards
>>69550807
how good did gowiz suck your dick to get the number one.
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
>>69550807
wizards win for the first time in ever
can't wait for go wiz to buckle under the pressure and select a shitty waffle
>>69550781
lakies deserved better
god damn it, if someone takes belgian with whipped cream i'm gonna seethe. that shit is BRUNCH READY.
>>69550807
trip stalker is gonna freak
>>69550515
>>69550530
ebin :DD
>>69550530
the guy doing the balls looks suspiously like Hinkie
GIRL I WANNA EAT YOUR PUSSY BUT I JUST CAINT
>>69550710
love utah but burke and exum let me down
i wonder what someone who never browsed /nba/ before thinks when coming into this thread
>PROTIP: we aren't actually drafting waffles
if we were, i would draft a blueberry with whip cream desu
LAKESHOW
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O
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>RBL in top 5
what the fuck is this shit
>>69550873
>he isn't picking maple syrup to fuck over the raptors
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
WHERE MY SPC BROS AT
>>69550873
>he doesn't realize we actually are drafting waffles
kek chocolate chip is mine niggas
>>69550908
Right here lad, who /blakegriffin/ and /keepourpickstoo/ here?
>>69550873
enlighten me?
>>69550927
>>69550914
isn't waffles codename for waifu?
>>69550914
>sleeping on blueberry
consistent af and always does a little bit of everything
Tyus Jones went ham and the twolves won again.
Dunn was out with a concussion? anyone know what happened?
>>69550937
is it? i legit thought they were switching up and doing waffles this year.
i can't name 30 waffles, so i was kinda hyped to expand my breakfast horizon.
>>69550939
you can never count out antioxidants desu
>>69550939
>>69550937
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>>69550914
>>69550907
>>69550873
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>>69550950
Let's clear this up now desu, this poll is binding, whoever wins is what we are drafting
http://www.strawpoll.me/10749595
>>69550710
how did they do in the playoffs last year?
POST PREDICTIONS!
LAKERS TAKING IT ALL!
>>69550957
>this poll is binding, whoever wins is what we are drafting
This is fine by me desu, I'm cool with either one
>>69550983
HINKIE! the results for the time poll! the people are on my side!
>>69550957
Waffles would be a lot funnier.
>>69550976
i dont evn know who the hell is on any of thse teams
>>69550976
Raps-Lakies final iwth a Lakies-Bulls semis. we out here
Oubre might be a solid player in a year or two
>>69550988
5-1 is good enough for me, 8:30PM PST it is
>>69550990
Agreed.
>>69551001
AN SCOTT BROOKS WILL MAKE OTTO PORTER THE NEXT KD AHAHAH
I started researching this shit now im really hungry lads what do
>>69550976
>dunn didn't play
>suns sent home booker, didn't play chriss
>sixers rested simmons for the second straight game
man, i don't even care anymore. hard to get hyped with the studs not playing and impossibru to predict for the same reason.
>>69551016
reminds me of pictures of dead fetuses
>>69551016
>im really hungry lads what do
eat something
>>69550957
>waffles
pro: more fun, more creativity possible
con: hard to judge quality of pick without tasting
>waifu
pro: can fap, easy to judge quality of pick because you know what your dick likes
con: been done, not much different than any waifu thread
happy either way, but voted waffles.
cinnamon with toasted pecans and caramel. and whipped cream. with a banana sauteed in butter for 1 minute and sliced on top. and said butter included in a dish on the side for dipping... nevermind i can fap to this too
>>69546302
Great NBA 2k17 cover idea
Tim Duncan in his crazy casual clothes on the left
JR Smith with the trophy shirtless in the middle
Kobe with all his bandages and ice packs on the bench on the right
It would be a legendary cover
>mfw top pick and people telling me their waffle targets
What's happening in here?
>>69551169
DELETE THIS
>>69550557
>celtics will end up with a plain waffle
AHAHAHAHA the "jaylen brown" of waffles if you will
>mfw half the people will be drafting waifus and the other half will be drafting waffles
We are truly the worst general on /sp/
>>69551169
>this joker actually drafts waffles
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs9EGUmudYQ
>sam hinkie is doing a waifu draft with us while baked as shit getting his dick sucked enjoying his severance package
ayyy
>>69551202
this is truly summer-kino, I already have contacted my Belgian sources and have imported the finest waffles to test tonight
>>69551231
it's /nba/ related kneesbrah, don't be a fuccboi
this thread is so cancerous
>>69551253
you can't get cancer from eating waffles
>>69551199
>>celtics will end up with a plain waffle
>AHAHAHAHA the "jaylen brown" of waffles if you will
AJAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
>>69551231
cut it out lad
>>69551253
You don't like waffles or something?
>>69551267
>that summer dress
she's pretty qt I won't lie, she's around my age too
>>69550557
kek, Cuckdicks btfo
>>69551199
celtic fags will never recover from this desu
>tfw born in downtown LA
>tfw grew up in downtown LA
>tfw work at staples center
I bleed purple and gold
Fuck off with your waffle bullshit you autists.
>>69551301
probably from all the smog in LA, you should see a doctor
https://twitter.com/DwyaneWade/status/753773640735338496
banana boat bout to get fucked up by blm
wait so is waffles a codeword?
>>69551305
wew kobe
>>69551267
>you will never watch ledlow eat in front of you
why am I still alive
>>69551202
>he doesn't draft waffles
>>69551326
It used to be
I think we actually drafting waffles now
I'm rolling with it
if milana were a waffle what flavor would be be, desu?
>>69551223
>not drafting waffles
>>69551369
she's chicken and waffles cause she so thick and she fill a nigga up
bulls up by 9, cmon bulls.
>>69551359
yeah thats what i thought, okay im in for waffles too
Why does Orlando have 2 teams?
>>69551478
One of the teams (Philly?) moved to another league and it created an imbalance in teams
Adam Kaufman
@AdamMKaufman
Most 'in the know' seem to believe #Celtics could acquire Blake Griffin without parting with '17 #Nets pick, possibly even without '18.
9:45 PM - 14 Jul 2016
>>69551498
So will they get Griffin or Westbrook?
>>69551498
That would be the greatest fleecing in the league since Ainge's last major trade.
>>69551498
Doc Rivers is about to get fleeced, and his terrible GM, not to mention coaching, skills will be exposed
>>69551231
Ill truck you up m8
>>69551498
not possible
>roscoe's fried chicken and waffles
>waffle cone ice cream
these are clearly the top two picks in the draft, they were preseason #1s on everyones board and no new waffles have displaced them this year. unless there's a euro or african regional cuisine high upside waffle in some village i haven't scouted..........
the east? getting good in my lifetime? what a time to be alive.
>>69551522
Doc Rivers will be confirmed worse GM than Elgin Baylor and i swear to fuck i will shit on his car.
>>69551524
I would say the same thing about Brooklyn trading their entire franchise's future away for rentals of the corpses of KG and Paul Pierce, yet here we are.
>>69551498
>Doc Rivers was a Celtics plant all along
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
i hate the cucktics but let analyze.
IT
Bradley
Chowder
Griffin
Horford
how many games does this team win?
>>69551593
60 wins
Celtics trade Crowder, Olinyk and Jaylen for Griffin
Celtics trade Nets 2018 pick, IT and Rozier for Westbrook.
Celtics still keep their 2017 Nets pick
C: Horford
PF: Griffin
SF: Bradley
SG: Smart
PG: Westbrook
+ Harry Giles coming next season.
JUGGERNAUT CONFIRMED
>>69551593
55-59 wins, 2nd seed in East
>>69551613
SPC
P
C
>tfw the finals is an SPC friendly
>>69551613
No way the Thunder take the 2018 pick instead of the 2017 pick unless they can't get another trade together before the deadline and get desperate.
Also trading Isaiah this season feels kind of scummy since they whored him out hard on recruitment of Horford and Durant
>>69551498
Kaufman is a retard tbqh with you family there's a reason why he doesn't even get his own show
>>69551613
i will take a sledge hammer to the homes of every member of the rivers family
i will find out which rivers their family was named after and i will build dams and i will dry them all up forever
>>69551478
Magic and ?
>>69551613
Bradley can't play SF. Also it would most likely be Amir for Griffin instead of Olynyk
We would keep IT, and bring Pierce back from LA.
Westbrook/IT (6th man)
Bradley
Pierce
Griffin
Horford
>Also in regards to Blake Griffin-Celtics stuff, high-level source says "there's no truth to any of it."
Really makes you think
>>69551679
>bring Pierce back from LA
This is honestly the biggest thing for me about a potential Griffin trade. Pierce deserves to retire in green, even if it's only a 10mpg role.
>>69551267
gross
>>69551737
why? because it isn't covered with maple syrup?
>>69551905
you didn't have to slum dunk that man into the meme hole like that
>>69550447
Curry is Mega Mewtwo Y
Lebron is Mega Mewtwo X
Kyrie is Arceus
>>69551679
Pierce would definitely not start if he returned
>>69546302
>Are any of you niggers
>dat flag
on the internet you can anybody even black
would basketball be a better sport if they had delayed fouls / played the advantage like they do in hockey and soccer?
it would essentially render non-shooting fouls (to stop fast breaks or stop the clock/hacka) useless and keep the game moving.
of course when said foul occurs, the 24 second clock would have to be reset. but otherwise it would require no other changes.
RBL get in here we champs now
Adam Kaufman
@AdamMKaufman
Most 'in the know' seem to believe #Celtics could acquire Blueberry Waffle without parting with '17 #Nets pick, possibly even without '18.
9:45 PM - 14 Jul 2016
>>69552041
this is gonna be a mess
So are we gonna unironically draft actual waffles?
>>69552136
I think so
>>69552022
i think everyone should take their penalty shots after the end of the fourth quarter.
ingram shitting on the cavs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Russell Westbrook
Jimmy Butler
Jae Crowder
Blake Griffin
AL horford
Who da can stop us
>>69546302
Why is /nba/ so shit recently? Is it the Lakerfags that will get btfo during the season? Guess they are getting the shitposting out of the way before they win less than 20 games.
More and more 6'4-5" PGs entering the league. I think it's the next evolutionary step in giving the ball to your best player and letting them do everything. Blurs the lines between positions. What do you guys think?
My Lakeys are so dominant in this summer league
Fuck rbl
>>69552295
SHOOK
>>69552295
problem?
>>69552256
Bunch of second year players playing against literal who's.
>>69552233
it's the off-season. You know, that period where there is no NBA.
>>69552233
>you will never be this mad over a lottery team
lmao
Carmelo Anthony wrote an article for the Guardian, intredasting
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jul/13/carmelo-anthony-column-athletes-justice-police-violence
>>69552367
was it all written in emoji's?
>>69552367
>implying he knows how to write
Wish these niggers and kikes would keep the political shit outta sportsball.
So 'waffle draft' was codename for what exactly? an actual waffle draft seems better tho
>>69552464
It was a waifu draft, but i agree a waffle draft seems like a more funny idea
>cavs need refball to win the summer league
>/nba/ not rigged
lmao
>>69552483
Waffle Draft time change btw
>>69552483
But I thought there was another waifu draft not so long ago?
waffle draft is off! i spoke to the mods on IRC and they said it will result in an instant 3 day ban
good luck
>Cavs refball during a summer league game
>nets resorting to signing the worst bust in nba history
top kek
>>69552520
>>69552500
Why do you guys care so much about it either way? It's weird desu
then again not much nba news, I mean Durant is still a cunt so not much has changed.
>>69546302
>niggers
>ers
welp....larry nance is dead...
>>69552699
what happened?
>>69552712
broken wrist
well laker bros...i-it's just summer league right.
>>69552716
damn I liked him. RIP
>>69552731
>lakers are the most interested fanbase in summer league, with Nance, Russell, Ingram
>lose to the cavs whose fans don't even know summer league is happening
you now remember james harden's MVP season
>>69552768
>2 cavs fans total on /nba/
>>69552768
>mfw I'm a Cavsfag
>mfw I couldn't name one person on our summer league team
>mfw we win anyway
Suck it Lakies
dlos tranny looking ass got exposed af tonight
>>69552343
>shitpost loudly
>get told to fuck off
>claim people are mad
enjoy 20-62, Miguel.
https://youtu.be/VcWn7edyi_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0SyUgw98tE
(We flyin)
First class... Up in the sky
(poppin)
Champagne... Livin the life
(In the)
Fast lane...
https://amp.twimg.com/v/c0914836-876a-48da-8acb-855acca827f7
Damn
Nance will be healed in time for the regular season, if not preseason.
Now Ingram and Russell can play against the Olympic team
#silverlinings
>>69552176
Curry > Westbrook
Klay > Butler
Iggy > Crowder
Durant > Blake
Draymon > Horford
Warriors are clearly better than them.
>>69552800
Kay Felder is going to be a huge name in a few years.
>mfw all the Celtics can get with their meme assets is Blake Griffin
>mfw they will be a perpetual 2nd or 3rd seed in the East
>mfw they will amount to nothing
RIP Larry Nance Jr.
>lakers put half their bench in the summer league
>lose anyways to the cavs f league team
>one guy breaks his wrist
KEK
>mfw no cavs cockroach posts til after the game ended
lmao im a pelsfag
>>69552904
I swear to god, does this kid know how to fall? Shouldn't they teach you this shit in fucking high school? That looked like a fish out of water flopping.
If blake ends up leaving clippers, what are the chances that Clippers are still within 8 seeds?
>>69552909
it's just SL calm down bro
>>69552890
he's really not. bench scorer if anything.
>>69552921
shut up leave him alone he tried to an hirosan
>>69552929
>Lakers up 19 and the lakers starters taken out
it's just summer league. why do you care so much?
>lakers lose by 8 after refball is activated
haha lakers are shit
Nance confirmed broken 3rd metacarpal at least. Two months on the shelf.
>>69552944
go kys
>>69552904
Silver Screen & Roll @LakersSBN 9m
Larry Nance, Jr. told him "it's broken" when he asked his condition.
>>69552952
why so serious? kek
JUNGLE BEATS HOLLA AT ME
JUST WATCH NIGGA, DION PHILLY GOD WAITERS BOUT TO KILL SHIT WITH LANCE HOT NIGGA STEPHENSON
EVERYBODY CATCHIN BULLET HOLES
NIGGAS GOT ME ON MY BULLY YO
I'M A RUN UP PUT THAT GUN ON EM
I'M A RUN UP GO DUMB ON EM
NIGGAS GOT ME ON THAT DUMB SHIT
GOT ME ON THAT GO DUMB SHIT
>>69550506
why would manu ever consider(and I mean actually consider not leverage in negotiation) going to play for the sixers?
>>69552967
I'M TRYIN TO MAKE THE NEXT HIGHLIGHT ON SPORTS CENTER
>>69552952
>kys
can someone explain or as they say around here "redpill" me as to this abbreviation?
>>69552890
He is Nate Robinson 2.0
>>69552967
Got me on that go dumb shit, man
Trap mode in this motherfucker, hotter than a bitch
Ayo, pour up, I need some more drank
>>69552987
it means kill yourself
>>69552989
Damn he's that good?
I figured he'd be a borderline d league guy
>>69552987
k i l l y o u r s e l f
Uh guys, he hasn't posted anything on social media since this...
>>69552987
>or as they say around here "redpill" me
>>69553017
clearly it should be 'ky'
>>69553011
HAHA I'm well aware of this fedora meme HEHE
>>69552987
>>69553003
>>69553017
annnnnd filtered...
get out before Canada doxxes you
So um, Tyler Ulis looks pretty fucking good brehs. Steal of the draft or what?
>>69553006
he probably got ran over by a truck.
>>69553027
He is 5"7 and 160 success in summer league doesn't mean he doesn't mean it's not for he will do anything in nba, he won't be nba i say for this
>>69553031
oh oh oh topical humour! v. witty! v. current!
>>69553026
I'm new to the site but I assume filtered means something negative?
Can someone "redpill" me on how to filter?
>>69552967
Shit ain't been the same since I came through in that hot shit
They gon' talk about you 'til you ain't got shit
Still gon' talk about you when you got shit
All eyes on Meek, I'm on my Pac shit
Y'all rap niggas on some pop shit
>>69553044
He's always been too small but yet somehow always ends up looking like one of the best players on the floor. Not that I believe he'll be one of the best players in the NBA, but he's always competed against NBA size and still dominates.
He's been the best draftee in the summer league so far imo
>>69553055
I'm in the 6, man, 6 man, Dion Waiters
And I'm on my level now, I'm so beyond haters
Bout to go and grab the Benz truck, see y'all later
When I came through the block, you should've seen y'all faces
This is slaughter, new world order
I be goin' hard, Westbrook, 4th quarter
This is hip-hop, you ain't write it, don't record it
I don't know how they gettin' down 'cross the border
>>69553060
we will see, and most likely find out who is right I doubt he really makes it in the nba,
my reason is that the overall and I mean in a broad sense the size and speed of the guys in college and summer league can't compare to the real guys
WHERE WE AT???
>>69553055
>>69553066
can you stop posting these, actually, can you just leave.
we all know you are this guy>>69553051
just gtfo and go back to /b/
>>69553066
HAHAHAHAHA
MY MAN MEEK KILLED IT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69553060
Tbh I think Ulis is either going to bust hard or be a decent starting pg like Isaiah Thomas. I think Ulis being kinda skinny is ok. Because he is more of a distributor, he doesn't have to be strong like Isaiah.
>>69553078
that person who you quoted earlier is not me and yes I am on the /b/ as we speak also on /v/
>>69553066
GOAT verse
Can you guys post that highschool tutoring pasta?
>>69553078
HAHAHAHA
NAH NIGGA, THAT AIN'T ME
>>69552520
1 i dont believe
2 i don't care desu
>>69553087
Reminds me more of TJ Ford.
>>69553103
So he is going to have spinal cord injury too? I mean if I were him I'd just give up, better to have a spine and not play basketball than the other way around I state
@69553108
10/10 troll operation you got here friend.
>>69553108
No, that's not the one
It's about the guy's girlfriend tutoring a NBA player on weekends when they were in high school
just seeing a trip now is cancer, where are the canadians? we have to make this a trip free board
>>69553122
LOL looks like we have a "newfag" on our hands, you have to click on the post you
>mfw lakers trade trex randle and ingram for westgoat
>>69553096
To the guy that said Dion had the freshest cut he had ever seen:
I hope you were being sarcastic.
>>69553147
Kys
>>69553154
Why you hatin family?
>>69553147
It would not be worth it for the thunder in that hypnotherical, OKC will trade with boston for all their picks and a few of their 30 guards
>>69553128
/nba/ has been dead since last week now. It's because it's summer.
>>69553173
Neither was I
>people are still replying to him
You're just as bad, kill yourselves.
i now declare /nba/ exercise the anti-trip protocol:
>do not acknowledge
>do not reply
>ignore
>reply to only anons
>if they take their trip off try, read their previous posts to try and detect them. then go back to steps 1-4
>>69553196
It's pronounced ks you newfag
>>69553201
Some trips are actually cool, newfag xDDDDD
>>69553193
Wow I'm not the other guy, not all anons are the same person.
>mfw the trip backlash has begun
this never ends well
>>69553216
sup 7kt
Headline: Booker too good for Summer League.
How long until MVP?
>all Lelkers fans had left was their summer league team
>beaten by literal whos with major player getting injured
pottery
>>69553094
>jarrett jack
>>69553273
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2651931-devin-booker-impressing-at-summer-league-hell-be-an-all-star-within-2-years
does anyone ever post original content material on /nba/ anymore?
Get your shit together /nba/ fucc bois.
>It's a "tripfag tries to get themselves over on an anonymous image board episode"
>>69553301
well..look who we have here, sup OCD. need medical supplies for all those splinters you're getting living in the woodworks?
>>69553322
go away i'm busy
>>69553301
2 years - All Star
3 years - best sg in the league
4-10 year - MVP
>>69553329
>best sg in the league
hey guys, just got home and saw all the scores, dang guys in summer league are tearing it up...at least summer league is keeping me from killing my self, my gf broke up with me and left me for my brother and she wants to take custody of my kids, and she wants to take my house..can you guys cheer me up a bit, im in a dark time now.
>>69553356
Totally forgot that was happening tomorrow. What time was it again? I'm supposed to pick for my time ;)
>>69553358
What the fuck? She left you for your brother? That's kinda fucked up. What kind of family memeber does that shit? Then again, I'm not white - family values are apparently not that important to whities. Maybe this will cheer you up
>>69553366
DONT AT HIM HE'S OUT FOR (You)'s
reporting in
>>69550566
>15th pick
>>69553366
apparently she would do this to me and my brother. i knew it ever since i took them both to a bucks vs nuggets game and they left during half time to "get some food" and didnt come back till the 4th quarter. it was then that i knew something was up. she came back like as if she just ran a marathon, pretty sweaty, and both seem tired. they said that something went wrong with the food order and they had to stay there and argue but i knew they had sex in the car...i found an open condom package underneath my seat, but i didnt say anything.
how many titles will the Warriors win with Durant?
>>69553405
I can understand a girl doing something like this, but if your own brother does that, then that's kind of fucked up. You should beat his ass. I know my if my cousin's brother did that to him, shit would go down.
>>69552904
Wow either fully commit to the dunk or don't dunk at all. Shifting his weight last second and expecting the screener to stop his momentum was fucking stupid on his part
>>69553450
this
>>69553437
>already have the most talented roster in the NBA
>only problem is two of your stars are chokers
>add another choker and get rid of your bench
Zero.
Mavs sign Quncy Acy to 2 year deal
hello? post about basketball faggots
>>69553753
basketball?
>>69553765
or dental hygiene, whatever man
>>69553789
love a good dental chat
Courtesy reminder
>>69553817
>It was 3-1
POST /NBA/ APPROVED BANGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6kQ0v1PQ8
>>69546302
>Cavs manlet bought draft player won rekt Lakers
kek
>>69552989
He's more like Isaiah Thomas than Nate since Kay sucks at 3s
>>69553832
they gonna get swept in 7 by westgod next season.
How did this guy made it even though he is barely 6'?
Shooting can only get him so far but is he good at D? I mean he is more likely to be 5'10 185lbs but probably have more muscle mass than a 6'3 190lbs Curry.
Dropped 36 points and he's a NBA champion, the Cavs still have a future after LeBron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkSMXvk0bQE
>>69553974
literally the kd stopper
>VN Design @VNdsgn 13s14 seconds ago
>#ORL are finalizing a trade to send @DevMarble & a 2020 2nd-round pick to #LAC for @UCjwilcox23W & cash.
>MJ calls KD out
>Chuck calls KD out
>Bird calls KD out
>Reggie Miller calls KD out
>Isiah Thomas doesn't because he would've left for Boston or the Lakers if he could
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYt_R2Dtb4U
Really makes you think.
>>69554008
>The official Twitter account of artist & graphic designer Nikola Vukotic
Nice source faggot.
You going to start posting the twitter accounts of Doctors next?
>>69554041
he makes jersey swaps faggot, and he always post relaible reports, he's a good source.
dont believe me?
https://www.google.com/search?q=cjwilcox+trade+orlando&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=cj+wilcox+trade+orlando
>>69554068
Post an actual reliable source from a top insider like Woj or Stien retard and not a graphic designer you absolute retard. No one should even need to explain this to you it so damn obvious.
>>69554102
how about you say "thanks anon, w/o you i wouldnt have known that the magic were making a deal, w/o you i probably would have not known until tomorrow"
>woj didn post anything about it
>goggle confirms the guys tweet
>means its reliable
>>69554134
wow, kys
>>69554134
Just fuck off retard
>>69554156
>>69554157
whats wrong? i still don't get why you're upset. the tweet wasn't a lie or wrong. just because its not from a source you know about? you seriously getting mad over that?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAME DOLLA ILLARD IS SO FUCKING REAL
>>69554236
fuck yeah.
>>69554236
THANK YOU BASED DAME
>>69554236
Why would he go back? He's like hours away from his hometown.
>>69554286
I was suppose to say that as well. Also portland hipster chicks > bay area asian chicks
>>69554236
BTC WE OUTCHEA
NO FAKE NIGGAS ALLOWED
WE WEED OUT THE SNAKES AND THE FAKES
Gary Payton
Kobe
T-Mac
Garnett
Duncan
Coached by Pop, all in the early 2000's
How many championships would this team win?
>>69554534
3 in 5 years
5 from 2000-2010
What is Adams' ceiling?
I can see him be a less powerful but efficient version of Shaq but still dominant. All Adams needs to do is improve his hook shot, his post game with a go to move, and his mid range shooting/free throws.
>>69555004
Alonzo Mourning pre injury maybe?
Morning bros, just woke up wondering who can stop the 2016 17 celtics
Westgod
Butler
Crowder
Griffin
Horford
>>69555004
marcus camby
>>69555049
But he isn't a shot blocker.
>>69555004
you know shaq averaged close to 30ppg in his prime seasons right
Adams ceiling is like a 15/10 guy
>>69555072
Reread the comment. Never said he'd average the same numbers, but their game is similar.
>>69555072
Adams could average 20/10 if he was used as a primary offensive option. He's got the fundamentals and athleticism to do it.
>>69555072
>implying
THAT'S BBQ CHICKEN ERNIE
SHAQ LIKE DUNK RIGHT THERE
>>69555108
I LIKE THIS KID CHUCK
HE'S GONNA BE A BEAST ON THE COURT
DO THE GORILLA DAB
>>69550807
YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS SHIT UP GRUNFELD. 1ST PICK FOR WAFFLES IS A GODSEND
>tfw looking up pictures of waffles on google images
HOW MANY DIFFERENT TYPES ARE THERE YO
WHAT HAS /NBA/ DONE
>>69550872
Yeah, Exum really fucked you over by injuring his knee ;-)
>>69550807
AYYYYYYYY MY DUDE
WE FUCKING DID IT YOU GUYS
>The Suns actually unironically picked Bender in the draft
I don't have a pic smug enough for this
Alright Charlotte best girl easily
60% crit rate support with Xander + killer axe
>>69552240
The best player has been the ball handlers on some teams for years now. Harden, Durant at times, when CP3 is out Blake Griffin handles the ball, Butler, Paul George
>>69555674
I'd rather draft Bender than Meme Maker or Potlel
>>69552768
>cavs
>fans
You mean the Lelbron reddit bandwagon
>>69556680
If you're over the age of 13 I wouldn't do bowling as the first date desu
Then again I haven't had a date in months so don't listen to me
>>69556750
Doesn't matter, we're going to a sushi place in town instead
>>69556799
Is she fine with raw fish?
I puke one myself after eating one for the 1st time
>>69557031
Pussy ass
Sushi is life's finest pleasure
>>69552975
I don't even see him leaving the spurs, much less joining the sixers.
>tfw had to write paper and get the worst waffle
>>69557031
I've lived with Flips, you have no right to tell anyone whose food is gross
Fuck
I don't even know where to start with this waffle draft
Idk is there like a mock draft or something
Who /BlaketoBoston/ here?
>>69558097
If he wants money he'll make an exception
>>69558097
>I feel like I'm being a bother to my dealer
Pussy ass nigga
>>69558078
Please no
Fuck it I like pancakes anyway
>>69558558
thiccdonalds
I really need waffle advice you guys
>>69558998
Sorry pham, you'll have to do your own research
>>69553859
KNICK KNACK SHAQ ATTACK GIVE A DOG A BONE
just saw first take with jalen and jacoby.
celtics could make a run at westbrook, but jalen thinks WB should go to the spuds or wolves. thoughts?
I think I know what I'm gonna draft
>tfw I'm the 13th pick on the waffle draft
>All the potential waffle picks will be gone by the time I am gonna draft
Feels bad desu familia
I mean is it waffle or waffle toppings? Cuz the waffle types are few but the toppings are infinite
>>69559143
Just do like, idk, waffles with different loaded toppings
OR get creative
i mean...you guys didnt hear it from me but the lakers are open to trading their waffle pick for another + assets...just uhh throwing it out there.
>>69559215
>no woj twitter post
fake b8
>>69556242
thats the cringiest picture ive ever seen
hayward isnt even an all-star yet he thinks he can beat lebron
he must be talking about 1 vs 1 in league of legends or starcraft
>>69559143
Is an waifu an topping?
any of you guys got hinkies burner email? might have to email him my submission. just in case
Has /nba/ ever been worse?
>>69559322
In 4 hours
>>69559362
kys pillzilla
So what are we ACTUALLY drafting, guys? Waffles or Waifus? Asking so I can start my research
>>69559741
A mix of both would be fun. Do either one.
>>69559741
venezeula, do you have a burner email i can email you with my picks and alternate picks just in case i miss the draft?
>dungeons and dragons draft
/nba/ is literally worse than reddit lmao what's next Pokemongo draft?
>>69559767
Sorry man, I don't. You might need to search on the archive for Hinks email so you can send him your draft picks
>Post email
>get doxxed by Canada
Having no friends but emailing people on 4chin is not pathetic at all hahaha
Is it me or does Russell play like Paul pierce.
>>69559241
he's talking about some video game bruh
>>69559774
if you dont like it you can leave, it is tradition here now
>>69559362
lol
Reminder: These are all taken
>>69559995
we're doing waffles bro
>>69559995
>the Kings draft HER
>the Kings draft waffles next
I don't understand. So obviously they will have great team chemistry. But what happens when your draft pick gets eaten. How does this work
>>69560059
i dont know but I can't wait to see everyone's starting five in a few years. it's going to be like two waifus, a waffle, weather, and a whale
>>69560059
>>69560117
both me btw sometimes I talk to myself
>>69559995
>Sonya Curry
>>69560117
you know what we should do is...get all the top 10 picks from the last 5 drafts and put a number to them, and mix them all up and we draft numbers and then we reveal the players, then we shitpost about who is better.
How is this shit going to work? I'm supposed to draft someone for my team. Legit waffles? I know a good waffle spot
Lebron james will never be better than Michael Jordan.
Even if he is better than him, he will never be considered on MJ's level.
Why?
Because he has this negative connotation around him that since that leave in the heats. He just a bitch.
>>69559832
Delete this
>>69560520
if somehow he beats the memes this season, he will definitely be in the conversation, like seriously this time. I mean people are already saying he's better for bringing a title to Cleveland being down 3-1 to the greatest reg season team in history. i honestly think lebron can pull 2 more out of his ass before he retires.
>>69555987
Its been moved to 830pm pst
>>69553974
Don't get to high on him, he was drafted by the sixers and could only play in the d league where he would score like crazy, but they never put him on the sixers roster the fucking sixers roster, I doubt he makes the cavs
>>69560822
thanks bro.
>NBC Sports @NBCSports 2m2 minutes ago
>Andre Drummond on free throws: “We’ve found something that works”
what do they mean by this?
>>69560898
Means he's up to 50% free throw shooting. Watch out rest of the league.
>>69560520
>Because he has this negative connotation around him that since that leave in the heats.
u wot m8?
>>69559995
Those are women. We're drafting waffles.
Of Noel, Embiid and Okafor, who do you think the Sixers are most likely to trade this season?
>I seen @kporzee doing some sick dunks today off the euro step. Owwwweeeee
Ya'll aren't ready for this season.
So what time is the time? It started out as 6pm PST but I heard it got changed.
Is the waffle draft another waifu draft?
>>69559995
>LakerGM drafting Iggy Azalewhore
Holy shit YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
FUCK
>>69561104
Some anon couldn't make it at six, and a strawpoll vote went 5-1 in favor of moving to 8:30pm pst
Is that OK for you lad? Isn't it like a 8 hour difference or some shit?
waffle draft answers to FAQ:
yes it's waffles
time changed to 8:30 PST <----
no its not a codeword for waifu ITS WAFFLES
>>69561128
no, that would be against the rules
we actually drafting waffles
>>69561167
>tfw 16th pick and have to scout hard
I've got some sleepers doe
>>69551199
>You'll never be the Celtics GM
>You'll never know the feeling of having an All Star who was the last overall pick
>>69561192
530 sounds good to me, what pick do you got anon?
>>69561192
I'm fine with anything earlier than 7pm PST.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755355
>>69561217
>>69561266
dat u hinks?
if we can start @ 5, 5:30, 6:00 latest. i can do that, i got a top pick , lakers GM here. i honestly think a lotta people wont show.
>>69561300
Celtics GM here, last pick. I'm at my computer all day writing, so it's just a matter of refreshing the browser
Where do GM's meet up? I don't know what to do.
>>69561339
At 530 you just gotta post a picture of your waffle pick along with the phrase "with the_ pick in the 2016 nba waffle draft, the (your team) select (your pick)"
For picks 1-16 GMs with trips make the picks, for the last 14 anyone can pick
>>69561363
What's the order? I thought it was changed to 830
>>69561363
Also, you have a minute to draft once you are on the clock so we finish before 6, otherwise we move on to the next gm though if you are late and missed your pick you may jump in and draft whenever
>>69561373
It was but thats too late for our uk gm, 530 seems like a decent compromise
>You lived to witness Durant start the Third Impact on the NBA
>You lived to witness Durant destroy the idea of loyalty to white team owners that cuck their fans and players
>You lived to witness the start of Jordan's prophecy "Durant is coming"
>You will live to witness the incoming eternal butthurt from /nba/
>You will live to see 82-0 Golden State Warriors
How long until the draft lads?
>>69561416
3 and a half hours from now
>>69561410
Durant = Shinji
Westbrook = Asuka
Ibaka = Kawaru
James Harden = Rei
Sam Presti = Gendo
Scott Brooks = Misato
I've been a waffle scout for the last 15 years and this is definitely the most loaded draft class I have ever seen. Not too many ways to go wrong unless you take a chance with a savory one.
>>69561564
>that flag
Checks out desu
>>69561410
>you will live to witness Durant break his foot and become Brandon Roy 2.0 in the ultimate moment of basketball irony
>>69561564
So since you were born?
;)
Does history repeat itself
>>69561564
I've got at least 3 prospects that will still be on the board at 16
test
Will it be alright if I draft a Waifu or do I need to start googling waffles?
desu I'd rather have Westbrook than Griffin.
Lived in LA for a couple years and Griffin is overrated.
>>69561717
Start googling waffles, various types work, it's impressively deep
>>69561730
Ok senpai
Any scout reports out, lads? I want to know what kind of waffles we might see tonight
Is this the worst Olympic lineup since pros were allowed to compete?
>>69561747
Not gonna tip my cards, but lets just say this is a deep draft, there's a lot of waffles out there
>>69561747
I've got a lot of prospects on the board, but I don't feel comfortable sharing senpai
>>69561766
2004 Was Pure garbage
celtics vs blazers stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9289aChHLWk
jaylen going off
>mfw had to filter 10 new trips today
>>69561564
are there sweet potato waffles? i can imagine such a thing being wonderful
oh i guess those are like waffle fries. waffle fries are goat
Now that Šarić is confirmed I expect 76ers to suck less
What time is it? 8?
Oh, so NOW he wants to be here
>>69562099
Eastern yeah
>>69562098
Max Bullyball
>>69562120
Nice
I was afraid it was at 6, I just got home
>>69562135
Keks
>>69562102
Do you mean Dario? He wanted to be there since the draft, the thing is he wanted to get real gud before he commits.
>>69562153
Nah, there was a lot of talk at one point that Okafor didn't want to be in Philly.
>>69561473
Switch ibaka and harden and youre gold.
BIRDMAN 1 YEAR TO CLEVELAND
BRRRRRR
>>69562165
Oh, Jalili. Guess he'll be staying now.
Simmons
Saric
Noel
Okafor
Embiid
How many rebounds a night?
Wow, Turkey really isn't taking this Saric news well.
>tfw Nance just sprained his wrist and not broken
>>69562240
I thought he was Yugoslavian (I refuse to accept that Yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore)
>>69562240
Hue/10
>>69562265
Deal with it. Also, he played (dominated) for a team there.
>>69562076
Hinkie literally saved summer two years in a row desu
What is the best basket news media sources?
>>69562135
Sixers will play megaball
Big men that are agile and can shoot
Hour and a half
>>69562313
/r/nba
>>69562313
woj
>>69562313
www.nba.com
Predraft question: What's the best pairing for waffles?
>>69562466
fried chicken obviously
>>69562498
>letting white people know about secret black recipes
Is there a mock draft or something
>Sam dekker doing well while playing Bucks
Pottery.
When is draft?
How do we know what order we goin in
>tfw done with my research about waffles
I can't wait until the draft 2bh
WHERE'S 7KT IT'S 20 MINUTES
Did I miss the draft?
Who /rbl/ here?
Kobe's wife will never not be hot.
wtf i love 76ers now???
>>69550471
Mew is the original tho, hence the name mewTWO
http://www.nba.com/2016/news/07/15/pistons-finalize-new-5-year-deal-with-andre-drummond.ap/index.html
Why would you want to play for Detroit? Michigan is a shit hole all around and you can just get a 130 million contract for the Orlando Magic for example even the Lakers.
Why is this general so dead?
New >>69562878
>>69562862
>tfw 16th pick and have to write 1200 words+ of essay.
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