Montpellier – """"Mont Ventoux""""
Official depart: 12.15
Today's climbs:
>Côte de Gordes (cat. 4 / 449 m)
>Col des Trois Termes (cat. 3 / 577 m)
>Mont Ventoux (horse cat. / 1,912 m, only 1,435 will be reached)
BREAKING: Finish line will be in Chalet de Reynard on the 178th km, 6 km before the summit of Mt Ventoux because of strong winds.
>>69539021
Today will be the day where Quintana does literally nothing once again.
Froome attacks from the bottom and takes ~two minutes on his rival(s)
Can French riders win today?
>>69539085
>froome
>having rival
just sit and enjoy the show like Nairobi does
IMPORTANT NEWS:
>Due to the weather conditions forecasted by Météo France atop the Mont Ventoux with gusts of wind likely to exceed 100km/h, Tour de France organizers have decided to modify the finale of stage 12 in order to guarantee optimal safety conditions. Therefore, the stage finish will be located at Chalet-Reynard, 6 kilometres before the initially planned finishing line.
>The arrival at Chalet-Reynard remains a HC climb with the points being doubled up, so it'll be crucial for the King of the Mountains competition.
>It's Bastille Day, France expects polka dot jersey holder Thibaut Pinot to shine at the front.
>Chris Froome expects an even more intense battle uphill but also another crazy in the valley where the wind is expected to blow strongly.
Currently, wind gusts are reported of 125 km/h at the top of Mont Ventoux.
>strong winds
quite mad desu
>How can Quintana compare?
>>69539136
>>69539021
well.. yes. they decided that before the end of yesterday's stage even
>>69539060
Quintana has stated that his tour "starts on the Ventoux"
probably lies
>>69539150
> "starts on the Ventoux"
>the actual stage doesn't get there
The city of Quintanilha
>>69539150
>Quintana has stated that his tour "starts on the Ventoux"
I hope he proves me wrong and does something but I doubt it.
>literally called windy mountain
>too much wind
who would have guessed
riders in the break in pic related
>>69539150
>"starts on the Ventoux"
We all know what happened in 2013.
>Delusion Columbians.
>>69539180
looks like the gorilla is going for it
so... contador to trek next year?
just launched a movie so won't be able to watch the start. just how good will be the climb?
>>69539235
Bad. There is no point of climbing half of the ventoux. Nothing important will happen
>>69539290
>not hoping for another cheeky Froome 'having fun' moment in which he rapes Quintana.
Is a skeleton an athlete?
>using pedals
>>69539327
Only the best
>>69539327
Only the very best that no one ever was.
>Daily Ettix-Quickstep complaining:
http://www.dhnet.be/sports/tourdefrance/patrick-lefevere-furieux-sagan-et-froome-etaient-emmenes-par-10-motos-5786617a35705dcbd6fe903d
>Patrick Lefevere furieux: "Sagan et Froome étaient emmenés par 10 motos"
>Vous avez déjà fait du vélo ? Mettez vous dans la roue de dix motos et vous verrez que vous gagnerez 20km/h !"
Stream me up boys
Today's theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW72Gmqjse4
can i plases have a stream
>>69539433
https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
Don't think there are any yet.
Is Quintana gonna do anything today or will it be boring as fuck?
>>69539410
it's not an official stage until lefevere has complained how unfair everything was against etixx
Am i the only one who is watching the last 30 k of yesterdays stage?
>>69539485
We watched it last night m8
It was good fun though, enjoy.
>>69539133
>pinot
>>69539460
>Quintana
>do anything
nice oxymoron
>>69539393
I hate that cunt
fuck him
>>69539460
post wanna fight1
>>69539571
you are an oxymoron
So is today going to be any fun or have they nerfed ventoux and it will just be a boring mountain?
14 minutes for the break already, 48km in the first hour
wew
>>69539600
Shut up and post RARE tunas, Bruno Aleixo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYhzFsXo3EA
>>69539600
Could be really explosive as it's a short climb. But movistar will have to take the initiative...... which they probably wing do.
next /splashbrothers/ episode when?
>>69539139
Good post
Very spooky
>>69539624
my favourite tuna song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLCCAo4i87I
Tuna members are usually stupid plebs desu
>>69539628
>explosive climb
purito for stage win!?
>>69539600
It's Bastille Day. There will be lots of attacks for sure.
>>69539624
>Tuna
>Feminine
You're doing it wrong, Waldemar.
>>69539649
Estudantina is GOAT.
>>69539661
d-did you say 'Waldemar'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq1Qimqdfcg
>>69539652
Would be awesome.... but he looked weak yesterday. Maybe he was saving his energy for today?
I'd love to see him smash ventoux
>>69539670
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Finally a real stage! Anyone know how Quintanas mountain form is?
Also whats that HC shit in the end? Happy ending in french?
>>69539661
>Living the morcego lifestyle
So there's no chance this particular breakaway group will make it, right?
See no one in there with enough climbing strength for the Horses
>>69539649
>>69539624
I don't mean to offend you but this is far inferior fishposting to aussie John West™ salmonposting
>>69539694
Did you ever studied in UC?
Do you even know what you're talking about?
>>69539699
Is an hors a athlete?
>>69539600
it's still a really fucking hard climb
>>69539686
>O FLAMENGO HOJE É UMA MÁFIA
>VAI TOMAR NO CU QUERENDO JOGAR CONVERSA FORA
>A gente tem que pensar no melhor do Flamengo
>Achamos que a torcida é muito importante ao Flamengo
>OS QUE COMANDAM O FUTEBOL SÃO OMISSOS E ESTÃO ACABANDO COM O FLAMENGO!
G-guys, I can't hold my sides
>>69539180
will stop caring and get caught hard after the Intermediate sprint most likely
>>69539692
HC stands for Happy Campers, it refers to the jolly spectators at the summit
This 14 juillet is for
>Pinot
it's coming home lads !
>>69539709
I studied in UL and praxes are preety stupid imho
>>69539753
It's another "lisboetas a falar de praxe" episode
Great.
>>69539692
Hungry Category, only true hungry skeletons like Froome can climb it effectively
>>69539753
>>69539759
>tfw I never took part on the caloiro side of trote
>>69539753
>lisboa
>talks about praxe
Kill yourself. Honestly, just end it.
>>69539779
stop being so uncomfy portugal
Part of me wants Froome to go full washing machine today and put a minute into Quintana.
Lazy sod will have to attack then.
Very windy at the top of ventoux
>>69539732
I actually unironically think he has a good shot today.
He has performed well on all the first tough climbs after that (and seemed like he blowed his load after that and fell back a bit each time)
So with only 1 true climb in the day, he should be a prime contender
Majka will also be luring for that polkadot
And ofc Froome and Quintana will battle today
Or well, Sky train will control the pace, Movishit will try one attack and immediately get caught and then mope around sadly doing nothing for the rest.
>>69539790
Post salmon
Very hot on the sun
>>69539635
Thank you, took some effort in Photoshop, you can save it if you want.
>>69539789
So long JUAN
>>69539776
>>69539779
I took part in both sides and thats why I say its stupid.
I dont know how it works in Coimbra tough.
Má onde pessoal, meco much
>>69539818
can i print it out?
>>69539820
;_;
>>69539789
Nice
>>69539815
Bitch I'm not the tunaguy
everyone fucking hated him last year (including me) why are people jizzing for it now??
>>69539826
Let me guess, it is not optional?
>>69539849
So we can hate him again.
i miss tunaguy
>>69539849
It became a staple of /TdF/, just like you must act like a nigger if you post on /heem/ or something.
>>69539849
it's a dark knight kind of thing desu
>>69539779
what does praxe means
>>69539854
It is but there is a pressure to attend, and the older morcegos make no effort to dispell the fictions and straight up lie for you to attend
>>69539830
Be my guest, just mention me.
>>69539849
Last year it was new forced shit
Now it's a tradition
Plus he usually keeps it to 1 a thread now, instead of spamming
that helps
Just comfy seeing 'oh hey, john west aussie is still alive'
>>69539871
It's a method portuguese colleges invented to sort out the stupid students
>>69539885
I want Puck to sit on my face
Ok boys. I'm going balls deep.
Got my first official time trial this weekend.
One of the older guys recommended that I wear a nicotine patch as it'll make me go faster.
Is this true or am I getting hazed?
Also he said some guys use caffeine suppositories...... but I told him I'm not sticking anything up my ass.
>>69539901
Come on, mate. It's not that sort of thread.
>>69539790
Sorry. You're right.
>>69539826
UC has nothing to do with others when it comes to Praxe. There is no violence (other than finger nail hammering in troupes), no face painting, no eating shit and if you want to be anti-praxe no one gives a shit. Literally.
Only singing, fado, drinking and Capa e Batina.
>>69539776
I did. It's not pleasant.
>>69539871
The definition of Praxe is: All the habits and customs of the students of the University of Coimbra.
Because UC is one of oldest Universities in the world it has a lot of specific traditions that have endured. When other Unis where created they copied most stuff but also started doing utter retarded stuff.
18 minute gap already
>>69539901
Sounds delectable.
>>69539918
>nicotine patch
Once you go subhuman, you can never go back. Might aswell go full muslim aswell.
>>69539919
But I guarantee it would be comfy
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING LELMOND?
>that guy trying to drag his bike up
holy fucking shit
>>69539925
>reading outside
going to enjoy that cataract
I understand some of what Juan is talking about, but not a lot
Richie porte interview this morning - "I'm sure even the viewers at home don't want to see cyclists getting blown off a mountain"
Wouldn't be so sure about that buddy
>>69539955
also that book looks ancient
>>69539732
happy france day babes.
>>69539960
HNNNNG
>>69539918
>Is this true or am I getting hazed?
The latter.
If you want to use stimulants, Caffeine is all that you have.
>>69539955
#yolo
Why shouldnt i drink 1.5 liters of cola during todays stage?
>>69539960
Porte clearly doesn't know what the fans want.
Who /filtered Brazil and Portugal/ here
>>69539984
You'll get fat and ruin your teeth. Drink tea instead.
>>69539984
Because your flag is not stars and stripes, and you still have a thread of humanity here.
>>69539984
Because your flag isn't USA
>>69539984
it has no alcohol
>>69539992
>Filtering Brazilbro
>Missing best memes in the threads
Your call m80
>>69539984
you're a fat fuck
>>69539992
>who nigger here
(You)
>>69539992
Y-you didn't filter Ireland out...did you?
>Porte being this clueless
>>69540012
I'm not that brazilbro, I guess the guy was having a surgery or something, he posted it yesterday
LIVE PICTURES!
Based Teklahaimanot got this shit on lock family
>>69540012
Filtered Romania
>>69540024
Yeah, I noticed.
>>69539955
>>69539962
She does chemistry and physics & shit.
Smart gril.
Will you help her /tdf/?
I'd have expected Etixx to chase this down. Good final for Dan Martin, and his teammates aren't going to help him uphill
Learning Portuguese on Duolingo.
I wish you could turn off tenses, genders etc. Don't really give a shit about that, just want to make myself somewhat understandable for a week.
>>69540051
I thought she was pre-med?
Looking at yesterday's finish again, I blame Vroome for Bodnar not winning indeed. Sagan had to attack so Vroome wouldn't take first instead.
>You'll never live in a sweet riverside castle/chateau
>>69540051
look at that 1980s phone! never change, netherlands
>>69540057
So do we.
>>69540061
yeah stupid froome trying to win the stage
>>69540051
>fetching high school shit and taking a selfie
She's like the polar opposite of being smart, anon.
Question: have any of you been watching live coverage this morning, and if so how?
I was watching a stream of Eurosport, thinking their live coverage would start early, but it's literally just started now, at the same time as ITV 4.
Is there some restriction that broadcasters can't show live pictures until 1pm GMT / 2pm French time?
>>69540057
All you need you need to know ks " vai pro caralho "
You'll be fine with this
t. Alberto Barbosa
>"kiss your screen ,go on... kiss it.im the champ baby.kiss it ,kiss me ,kiss your screen,right... fucking... now."
>>69540051
>taking a picture of yourself next to entry level physics and a graphing calculator
This has triggered me.
>>69539996
>muh tea
drink fucking water like a normal person
>>69540051
not with those hollow eyebrows
>>69540087
Eurosport might stream the whole thing through the player app. The TV stream usually starts at this hour. Only difference was when they had the whole stage on the Tourmalet stage.
VRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>tfw no large Rhône château to lord over the peasants from
>>69540100
B-but I do. Figured he wanted something more. And there's nothing wrong with brewing your own tea and chilling it in the fridge instead of coke.
>>69540087
the whole world goes live at roughly the same time. eurosport player has a channel that starts images about 10 minutes before eurosport 1 or 2.
>>69540087
There aren't live pictures to be had until then. All broadcasters get the same signal.
You only have live tv of the full stage on a few stages.
NO VENEE IN EEE
>this is a horse
>not a horse categorie
>>69540059
We have no real pre-med in Dutchland.
You just go to Med School, application is for 20% a lottery and the rest gets in via a few days of testing.
It's split up in bachelor (slightly comparable to pre-med) and master but that is purely to get in with the rest of of academia.
>>69540099
You are easily triggered.
C R O S S W I N D S
it's time
>pinot
>comfy on my couch watching a good stage of the TdF
>just ate a good meal
>temperature is perfect
>going to the fireworks with a girl later
could this day be any more perfect?
Echelon game on point today
>>69540152
yes, by not cutting 6km at the end
Did Merckx have any particularly specialities in his riding style?
>>69540148
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>all this wind
Poor bikers
>>69540087
they hav to have a truck part way along the course to receive the pictures from the motorbikes and send them to the satellite which beams them to the finish line.
These trucks are expensive, so they usually only have one. the pictures start live when the race moves into the range of the microwave receiver on the truck.
Sometimes there are highlights from before this which are uploaded from the camera memory cards when the cameras reach the finish.
Tune in tomorrow for another post about intermediate trucks
>>69540152
>you find out the girl is cheating on you like every girl would do
>you dump her in the middle of the road
>she gets raped and killed by syrians
There, just improved your day. Trust no one.
lol quintana desperate to get on froome's wheel
>>69540168
fuck off brazil
>tfw no bike
>pinot
>>69540106
>>69540119
>>69540125
Fair enough, thank you for the answers
>>69540160
Ah very good answer, thank you man. Complete with diagram and everything.
I guess it makes sense since nothing especially happens in the first bit of a stage anyway.
>>69540182
>pinot
at least quintana is paying attention today
fuck's sake man
Is it official that Ventoux is shortened?
guys, I'm not dead
>anon why don't you own a carbon frame mtb?
>>69540207
Yes
>>69540204
He'll finally make his move today, and then the entirety of team sky will just follow him.
>>69540220
>mtb
>>69540207
Quintana will be blown off.
>>69540220
Because ALUMINIUM.
>>69540098
I got a vague memory of some mayor or high level public servant going on a cycling forum to defend lance's character. "Look! He's just a nice guy. I played golf with him. And he told me, man to man, that he'd never dope". Then people replied "did you give him a kiss.... Did you touch each other's ass" etc and the guy rage quit.
Was pretty funny.
>>69540227
Quintana has no acceleration; he'll ride them all of his wheel.
>>69539960
Not wearing a HRM. 3/10, would not bang.
erviti still the only movistar teammate i can see in that group
>>69540212
what procedure was it
>>69540252
I'm now jewish
>>69540212
oh good
>>69540245
>Quintana has no acceleration
>>69540259
Phimosis?
>>69540220
>Carbon frame
3expensive5me m8, aluminum frame here.
I want a light blue bike with yellow trim and a little blue suit and helmet
What do you think of that
anyone noticed?
>coquard
>COCK HARD
>>69540259
>tfw no jewish gf
>>69540273
>anglos
>Gorilla beat the cock
Well, it was to be expected. How many points were there anyway?
>>69540271
you are adorable
>that was the only sprint greiplel will win in this tour
JUST
>>69540267
Congenitus. I avoided the procedure for my whole life (whole family has it) but I got to a point the white ring came and screamed with pain during sex. Had the shit cut off and now the bandages are soaked with piss.
I want to die.
My god Dan Martin has the most British teeth ever.
stop posting Marion
shes married and she will never ride my "bike" to the top
>>69540263
Froome and Bertie have a good acceleration.
https://youtu.be/8e39EMkpTpc
>>69540282
#askingforit
>>69540294
Fucking hell.
Jorgen Leth has started repeating himself, did you hear that? He said exactly the same about a ruin yesterday.
>>69540294
That's because he is British
>>69540271
Best color.
>>69540220
but i do anon
1 week old
Reminder before teejay bails
>>69540312
He is getting old pham. Can't expect to remember what happened yesterday.
>>69540296
>less acceleration than froome and contador =/= no acceleration
>>69540327
My dick is diamonds right now. Nice one you got.
>suddenly my penis is bleeding because of frenchie
>>69540227
>See this in the mirror, what will you do?
>>69540314
Ireland is seperate from the isle of Britain, mate
>>69540220
Because I own a carbon frame road bike
>>69540336
BREAK!!
>>69540312
I literally just switched to Eurosport a second ago. For me its not Jorgen Leth its Dennis Ritter that is the cancer killing danish tdf coverage. He brings nothing of value to the table.
>>69540327
Why is there only one fork?
>>69540337
He was born in the UK and only his father is Irish, therefore he is not Irish.
>>69540343
>break
That's TTT anon
>>69540336
Start up some eurobeats.
>>69540337
he's a brummie
>>69540329
I've given up on the tejay. Its become obvious he should just pull for richie port. If only they hadn't fucked up that whole flat tire situation.
>>69540327
>crackandfail
>>69540282
Soshauna is superior facially injured race-fu.
>>69540332
Obviously he has some acceleration, just not good enough to get a gap on Froome.
>>69540327
this looks way too expensive, how much did it cost?
>>69540351
>did you say eurobeat?
THREAD THEME FOR TODAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>>69540357
I was gutted when porte had the flat tyre.
He could have had a great tour.
>>69540344
I love Jorgen Leth, he's what brings me to Tv2, Ritter is okayish, Rolf is cancer. That and I don't have Eurosport
>>69540347
>>69540356
Looking at wikipedia it's actually his mum who is irish
but why the fuck does he ride for ireland then
>>69540365
You said he had no acceleration
>>69540335
kek, good to know that your penis is functioning
>>69540346
it's a cannondale thing, i like the design, dunno if it has any real properties tho
Who /EROS POLI/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxTnLaH3gVA
never 4get 1,97m tall and won Ventoux
>>69540373
I still think he'll finish on the podium.
>there are countries who doesn't have Maarten Ducrot as commentator
>>69540366
5000€
got 25% off and sold my old scalpel
so i paid around 2500€ for it
>>69540378
Because he is Nicolas Roche's cousin i.e. Stephen Roche's nephew
>>69540378
He had a falling out with British Cycling because he felt (rightly) they were more interested in their track riders than their road riders.
>>69540388
>dem fiats
HNNNNNNG
>dick is bleeding again
>>69540393
>tfw when Herbert always picks on him for being a shitty rider who didn't accomplish much
>tfw Maarten gets baited every time
Stop it Herbert ;_;
>>69540406
2qt
>>69540382
I think the lefty forks are more rigid laterally or something. Maybe more brands would use them but patents or something
>>69540391
Problem is if he's behind teejay in the gc he could get forced to work for him and ruin his tour
>>69540393
>not having the best in the business
I actually feel sorry for anyone that isn't watching our coverage
>>69540374
tv2 has gotten better since they have cut Thomas 'cancer' Kristensen and the whole tour studio thing. Rofl is superb when it comes to anecdotes and technical side of tdf, but the basic commenting on the stage is definitely not his strong suit
RIP TOM
>>69540419
Thomas Kristensen anytime over Claus Elming, worst cast for a studio ever.
Stephanie Surrugue was quite good though.
Do women pee on the side of the road in pro women's cycling?
>>69540416
>work for him and ruin his tour
No, Anon, that won't happen. Porte has to work for Froome.
>>69540417
>>69540393
Herd u talkin shit like I wouldn't hear
RIP second peloton, soon you'll be re-labeled "off the back"
>>69540419
>>69540437
>today I learned there's another Tom Kristensen
>>69540412
>Herbert telling boring shit about castles
>Ducrot gets mad again
>>69540220
>mtb
Because I own a carbon road cycling bike.
>>69540438
Don't know, but I do know that women's races are shorter specifically because of bathroom breaks.
>>69540438
when they need to. usually they hold it in, or just let it go.
that's a small group
>>69540447
Tom Kristensen is also a famous late writer and there's a Thomas Kristensen football player
>>69540448
> David Millar talking shit about Roman forts. Hearts not in it.
> ned boulting sniggering in the background
>Aru changed bikes
Did they put x-rays on stage finish lads?
rip Fuglsang
>>69540374
Leth, Ritter & Rolf are literally the GOAT casters. They have good synergy and are entertaining to listen to.
I have only watched it on Eurosport once and casters were the most boring shit you can imagine. I don't know if they have changed since then.
>>69540477
I always thought if one would cheat, they'd cheat that way. You'd love to watch One Outs, anon.
>>69540477
That was Fuglsang's bike. Aru had a flat and Fuglsang gave him his bike.
i'm happy commentators have stopped saying fluglsang
>>69540472
David Millar comes across as the world's biggest wanker every time I see or hear him.
>>69540496
You totally fancy him.
>its a better danish rider gets screwed over by team orders episode
Also how many fucking store fronts are there in the world?!?
the >pinot brothers
Will we get out of this meme ride?
the brothers >pinot
>pinot
>pinot
2much to handle!
>>69540484
The boring part is what I like about Eurosport. Tv2 is just like /pol/ in terms >ids HABBENNING
os irmãos >PiNÃO
>PINOTS
>I
>N
>O
>T
>S
THANKS JUAN
>Dead sound
THANKS EUROSPORT
THANKS JUAN!
Why Rousse instead of Ferrand-Prévot?
>>69540484
I fucking hate it when commentators can't stfu and act like there is something exiting happening when there is clearly nothing happening.
>missing the birth of your child to stay in a bike race
not even once
>>69540584
>VERBROKEN
thanks juan
>even in bike races, cagers gonna cage
>you will never see gust of wind lifting up skellington and throwing him down the cliff
>>69540545
Not that guy, but no, it's not.
I don't like Rolf that much, but he's fine. The previous guy's statement about their synergy is correct, they know each other, they enjoy each other, so they can commentate better than any other cast in Denmark, I fear for the day Jorgen can't do it anymore.
>>69540586
>that face
gee i wonder...
>>69540592
De verbinding is verbroken
>>69540327
The "plateau" is really small and why there's only one part attached to the front wheel ? Where's the second one ?
>>69540608
It depends on the angle tbqh
>>69540496
I really like him.
His book "racing through the dark" is one of my favourite cycling books.
Serge Pauwel to win this one bros
screencap this
Post THAT pic of Laura Trott
You know the one I mean
>>69540622
>thinking she is anywhere near the quality of marion rousse
who else /chava/ here?
>tfw Teklehaimanot wins
would it be the first win by a black rider in le Tour? the world tour too, for that matter?
>>69540608
What are you on? SHe's cute af
>>69540635
The one where you can see her pantsu up her dress?
>>69540635
This is my favourite
>>69540639
I like French looking girls.
>>69540629
>mechanical
>sub-50 stem
what a moron
>>69540643
>cuter than marion rousse
shit taste faggots GTFO
>>69540650
I want to see this one now.
>tfw laying on my side abating an extraordinary amount of intestinal pain
who not /comfy/ here?
>Sound ded again
Get your shit together Eurosport!
>Aru
>Lelstana
>>69540656
it's spelled marion
>>69540656
Look how tiny that bike is
It's probably all she can do to get it fitting properly.
I'm living in Cavaillon, I wrote sup' /sp/ on the road, hope it makes it on tv for the lads. Don't care at all about this pharmaceutical slurping sport.
Haha he's getting rekt by the jury
>These Astana Car pushing/slipstream tactics.
This looks so fucking good
Astana getting BTFO by the TV camera
>>69540687
I want to see this.
Aru being DQd or Aru taking 2-minutes sanction?
>>69540684
when will womanlets learn
lol this twat with his whistle
>immediately throw away sticky bottle
top kek
>Astana
>Astana
>this display of shitty mentality
>>69540652
I'm with you man, she looks way cuter than that girl the aussie keeps spamming. There's something about her face that just turns me off, I don't know what but it does.
Maybe because her face has the shape of an iron, I think that's it actually
>>69540687
Give us a shout when they're riding over it.
I'll screencAP it and you'll become an internet God
if your country hasn't won the tdf in the last decade GTFO.
typical astana cheat tactics
More Trott plsss
astana trying to be cheeky
cheeky $5 on Aru getting told adieu?
>ASTANA
>>69539630
those vanes ain't natural
>>69540393
>>69540412
>>69540417
>these plebs don't enjoy the dulcet tones of Ned Boulting and David Millar
I feel sorry for you
>>69540698
>DSQ
No. Team will probably get finned unless he continues with this, then will get a time deduction.
>>69540687
Roughly where is this? How many km before the end?
>Daily reminder that Astana are cheeky as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfT1p6OV80
>ARU OUT!
>2016
>Still no TTT in a descent
>>69540726
>those british faces
lmao at your country m8
Was is it the motorbike guy blowing the whistle?
astana fucking embarrassing
>>69540742
>2016
>Still no a TT in a descent over cobblestones
BA NA NA
>vinodopeov
>good ds
pick uno
>>69540746
people wearing red are the comissars
>>69540694
the green kawasaki bike with the guy with a red helmet?
That'd be a commissaire
>>69540635
pensive yet restrained, about to win
>>69540746
That's the commissaire. Basically the referee. Cheating cunts are going to get a penalty. Hopefully he's DQ'd.
>>69540755
>Talking shit about based Vino
Off yourself.
>>69540698
right looks like that tranny from Sense8
>>69540722
Froome is 100% natural.
>>69540758
No, the camera, which means everyone can see Astanas shitty tactics
>>69540746
yup, Course Commissaire sitting on the back
>>69540776
I dream about having an arm like that. I'll never achieve that.
>>69540765
Unhappily they aren't recognized by FIFA
>>69540766
i knew someone would say this
fuck off you contrarian gypsy scum. you are everything that is wrong with cycling fans and the world in general.
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF.
>>69540220
you can weld alu, you can just throw away that 1k carbon when it breaks
>>69540675
>putting off various lack of employment related torment by watching this comfy stage
50/50
>>69540776
>British """"""""""""""''hair""""""""""""""""""
>>69540746
You are not allowed to do fake repairs so you can push the rider back to the peleton.
Hope quintana doesn't attack. I want him fresh so he can truly destroy everyone in the Alps
>>69540776
>there are people who think Froome is not drugged up
>>69540437
I miss her too ;_;
>>69540785
never too late to start injecting
>>69540790
>Being this salty
Off yourself m8.
>>69540687
greentext >pinot in green chalk, you'll become a /tdf/ legend
>>69540790
>boob window
slut
>>69540743
>losing all three test matches against England in your own country
lmao at your country m8
>>69540790
First you're spamming some shit waifu, and now you're getting hella un/comfy/
Please go away, we don't want your kind here
>>69540776
Nice forehead.
>>69540809
I tried to import Sky Juice before, but the customs always send it back.
>>69540819
what sport is that?
>>69540801
There aren't enough summit finishes for him to take back a 2 minute deficit. He has to attack.
>>69540804
who is this dick thickener?
>>69540785
>tfw you'll never have Wiggo legs.
Lets all just agree to ignore the Australian hothead
>>69540831
Australian Football Rules
>>69540830
Wait some hours
>>69540835
He's only about 30 seconds behind though
>>69540819
>Rugby (You)nion
>>69540776
That was last year, I don't think he's as absolute skel as that now.
>>69540802
>trusting the internet and not Froome's handsome soft soothing voice.
>le goat herding mountain climber
never seen him do pretty much anything
why is he so "famous"
>>69540828
he should have taking Alpecin, it just takes 2 MINUTES.
Why didn't he listen?
>>69540864
>Literally has a needle bruise on his arm
>>69540848
>ignoring the best posts ITT
danish cuck can't handle the banter or the aussie queen of denmark lmao
>>69540875
BORA
GERMAN ENGINEERING FOR YOUR _____
Waiting for third week
>Switch to English on the Eurosport language
These guys are so cheeky at times.
Fuck the broadcast is failing so much
>>69540865
he has put massive attacks into froome several times, and won the young riders jersey by a mile several times at the tdf, plus a giro win
>>69540865
Colombians are hipster b8, that's why
>>69540881
MEMES
>>69540889
I blame you. Stop watching.
>>69540831
>>69540856
>w-we d-don't c-care a-about that s-sport!!!
Christ you faggots are pathetic
>>69540864
man that bod is so perfect. maybe too much veins but otherwise there's literally no flaw
>>69540881
>pinot
>>69540892
>a giro win
By cheating
>>69540882
shop Quintana onto standing man
>>69540899
what sport are you talking about lad?
>>69540881
JEW OVEN
>>69540875
>>69540886
>That constant banter about their hotels, dinner lunch and former jobs.
It's comfy.
The Bennetts are incredibly unlucky, wow
>>69540907
Thank you for your opinion mister Skeletal.
>>69540884
would drink her test sample
>pinot sighting
TEEJAY WATCH MID-STAGE REPORT PRESENTED BY GMC
>safely near the front of the mellow johnny peloton
all the better position from which to be dropped and get btfo
>>69540878
She's not the Queen yet
is it only the british that avoid british eurosport whenever possible?
>Pinot
Get that fag off my TV
>>69540942
would sniff/10
>>69540898
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>69540929
nice crashed up 'fork'
>>69540929
>unkempt headset
>23mm tires
she's nothing special
>>69540940
There are Australians in this thread that know more about cycling than Carlton Kirby.
>>69540954
typical portugal poster
>>69540924
if ur imc is above 19 check urself
>>69540962
Carlton is a Motorsports commentator, he only does Cycling now because that other one retired because of depression a few years ago.
>>69540954
Only 300?
>>69540965
God, France is ugly. Look at all that old shit.
why are BMC wearing bananas on their heads?
just how fucking hot is Qatar in October?
>>69540981
>other one retired because of depression
Fuck. I forgot about him. Was it Harmon?
>>69540956
At least she's riding for real
>tfw no barbecues on /tdf/
I'm not that type of guy but I kinda wish to live in the small town they were showing
>>69540994
Yeah
>>69540997
>you now realise the doping is through meat
Is there a single rider using clinchers over tubulars in any stage or scenario on the Tour?
>>69540988
why did this stupid post make me make one of those blowing out air through your cheeks noises while mildly smirking
>>69540993
Average high 35c/95f
>>69540988
sponsored by durianrider
>>69541007
We've known that since 2010/2011
>>69540962
>tfw a stage race is on bein instead of nbcsn and we get stuck with kirby and that incomprehensible irish guy
Literally the worst.
>>69541008
I've heard of Tony Martin using clinchers for time trials, maybe there are others.
>>69540988
they’re leading team ranks
>>69541030
>that incomprehensible irish guy
kek
but you are right tho
>>69540981
>because of depression
Not the real reason friend-o. Arranging to meet underage girls is closer to the mark! Shame, because he was very good.
>>69541030
Carlton is a comfy commentator.
Who gets the polkadots this years fammelams?
Majka
>Pinot
someone else?
>>69540962
yfw Boulting has started using the phrase 'join the fun'
>>69540912
When i was watching it live, nobody had a clue what was going on... the official twitter said no neutralisation etc, nairo was already a long way down the descent and not in the most dangerous part by the time, then he made more time on the other days...
It wasnt that bad tee bee aych, eye em aych oh.
>>69540845
I nearly do
>>69541048
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
>>69541048
Froome
>>69541048
>Pinot
>>69541041
based david harmon
>>69541030
>that incomprehensible irish guy
get out of the cycling thread
>Those BMC helmets
looked up '2016 mont ventoux wind' on you tube
they're not joking, that looks insane
Is Griepel the new Sagan?
Any pics of that woman that was wearing a bikini and running with the race on that rainy stage?
>>69540929
Saw a lad riding this bike today with aero wheels. He was wearing jeans and had a backpack.
>Pinot
>ti-bo
>pinot
>>69540997
I would fucking kill for some legit Churrascaria syle Picanha right now.
>What did he mean by this?
Is Pinot the new Rolland?
>pinot
>>69541071
Anon, I...
>>69541030
Literally the greatest combo of cycling commentators known to man
>>69541043
Yep.
>well, there you are
>tfw no one threw piss at froome yet
>>69541069
Im just memeing tbph. Though I know my mom cant stand Sean. She always bitches about him when we talk about a race on bein
>>69541082
>not using your best bike as a commuter
>strategically shit water bottles that break when needed and rek everyone behind you
top tactics 2bh
Where that little Colombia manlet
Literally haven't seen him once today
>>69541122
Gotta get some KOMs on the commute
>>69541117
>Though I know my mom cant stand Sean.
>Mom
Post pics
>>69541130
you talkin shit about our team cunt? i will fucking glass you, you wetback nigger.
Froome is now giving some betfair layers a fright.
>>69541130
>being banned from UCI official competitions
>tf
>tp
>>69540844
Former TdF reporter from Denmark
She switched to the public channel instead
>>69541103
Yeah I dunno what that guy is talking about
NBCSports with phil is the fucking worst
I love it when BEIN has the races and its the Eurosport/GCN guys
Matt Stevens is the best commentator because his observations are actually very insightful and not stupid over dramatic hyperbole like what Phil always does
>>69541137
thicccccccccccccccccc
Will Trott posting make a 2016 comeback to the same levels as the golden era of 2012
>>69541132
probably out of position half way down the group being ripped by wind
>>69541151
jesus christ i want to fuck the shit out of her
i want to punch her tits like a boxing bag and put my balls in her asshole
>mfw Laurens ten Dam is leading the Strava secment to mt. Ventoux
https://www.strava.com/segments/664838
>>69541151
Let her come back and replace claus and the team is perfect.
>need a new bike cos i got none
Aru fought the law, and the law won
#trolldj
>Those clouds speeding over Ventoux
would have been the goat climb
>>69541151
>she will never femdom you ;__;
>>69541178
Who the fuck is this trolldj I keep seeing posted every now and again, and why does he feel like a big deal? The name at least triggers me quite a bit.
Are Italians white?
>>69541182
We could have seen riders being sent into the white rocks because of the wind
>>69541208
Yes
>>69541208
i wouldn't go that far
>>69541208
Iberian, so yes.
>>/pol/>>
Winner from 1966 apparently drove 140 km/t on the descent from Ventoux
>>69541232
savage
>>69541232
How?? It's all corners.
rate my mum, /tdf/.
>>69541178
>tfw your name is kunta kinte
>>69541232
nobby stiles?
>>69541242
>turning
>>69541232
I bet they ad 10 km/h every time they tell that story.
>>69541242
he drove straight to heaven mate
>>69541208
Yes.
is shitposting a class in aussie schooling system?
RIP
GERAINT
You now remember paco mancebo
>SKY RAPE TRAIN DISLODGED.
>>69541246
Mt Thomas's finest...
LET THE SKY FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
YES FUCK TEAM SKY!!
F
>>69541269
SKY!!!
YES!!
>dramatic music
>fall in the front
>sky train fucked
UPDATES NOW
>Dat fall
Holy shit, that was brutal.
fucking gerrans
>>69541266
Apparently cornering isn't
lyl
pee break boys, whip em out
chuuuuuuuuuute
What the fuck is this shit.
What's happening fucking adverts reeeeeee
GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
>itv on ads
Always hated Gerrans. Hate all the Aussies actually. Why are they such pricks?
Froome says stop
>they listen
>Half the SKY team is kill.
>Froome stays positive and goes for pee.
Absolute madman.
I was just about to compliment the comfy rocks and scrub trees :(
Don't get distracted guys ik it's pretty
this is bullshit!
Fucking Froome cheating.
"Pee break" my ass. What a fucking idiot
I hope he crashes and dies.
>Literally
Sky train is kill
>>69541296
>watching Tour de France with ads
Shit, guys, calm the fuck down. I know it's Sky, but that was a nasty ass fall.
Movistar need to grow some fucking balls
STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE STOP THE RACESTOP THE RACE STOP THE RACE
Aussie shitting up the race and this thread
POTTERY
ban aussies
>>69540915
This is the most effort I'm willing to put in.
>it's a somebody dies but it wasn't the bad guy episode
>>69541320
I guess they need to grow things other than balls, specially Quintana.
Poor Gerrand
>>69541318
Good. Hope it hurts.
that was like roubaix all over again
>still being butthurt about sky even though Froome is memeing it up this year
Smdh
dat wind
Shouldn't have been riding on the front, useless bag of shit.
this headwind looks abhorrent
>>69541333
>>69541280
shitty nations spotted
> Froome shitting literally on everyone with that
huge headwind coming down ventoux
quintana is fucked
CONFIRMATION OF BORING TOUR DOUBLE CONFIRMED WITH EXTREME CONFIRMATION
lmao what happened? Was busy shitposting
>>69541346
Sky literally took cheated. Noone will ever stop for Froome ever again.
You cannot just go for a piss break in order to get your crashed teammates up.
>>69541327
nice, saved
>sky is back in full force to the front
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
what a complete fucking joke! fuck this weak mentality! Fuck Piss Froome and his US postal guys
>>69541360
>Froome keep attacking at the end of each stage to establish dominance
>boring
I'm going to have to unconfirm that statement
>>69541367
>google the pic
>she is actually british
>Aussie fucks up race
>Blames sky
Cheers /sp/
Yesterday Froome was likeable, today he blew it 10-fold
When the patron says stop, they stop. I told you he runs this race.
fucking trash movistar doing exactly nothing like they did in the last 20 years or so
from now i hope quintana wont be in the top 10.
>>69541386
it wouldn't be a meme if it wasn't true
Lads we need to close European borders to stop Aussies coming in.
>>69541367
LE
P
A
T
R
O
N
>>69541389
>this guy
>>69541390
If Quintana falls Froome with stop as well.
Cyclists just know what «respect» is.
>>69541400
The last brazillian tranny I saw on the internet was bulgarian and goddamn, bulgaria have a lot of qt trannies tbqhwyf
>>69541402
And built a firewall.
Welp, that's it for me lads, will watch the Ventoux in the rerun tonight. Fuck real life.
>>69541389
Lieg præcis. Et rovhul af dimensioner
>black guy with a stolen bike
Pinot wins
Dubs confirm
>>69541431
jej
>>69541416
>Cyclists just know what «respect» is.
>>69541416
thing is froome didnt fall
who /teamsky/ here
>>69541418
harden up clog boy
cant handle the bantz n Vegemite!
Why don't the cameras focus on froome's penis just for once? I'd love to know how the penis of a slim guy looks for once
>>69541417
>Aziz
>>69541431
Nope. The french have no chance of winning anything until the inevitable rise of Pierre-Roger Latour. Observe these digits of truth
remember when shleck's chain fell off or whatever and contador accelerated off
one of the all-time cunt moves, never had any respect for him after that. even without the drugs
>>69541390
and I told you there's only one patron and it's Cancellara
>>69541416
I guess that's why half of them are dopers
>>69541389
>Yesterday
>likeable
>>69541367
> BTFO
Do cycling fans support a team or just individual riders?
Just chillin with my 7 jerseys
losers
>>69541478
I just want the bad guys to lose
>>69541478
Both.
>>69541458
don't remind me that moment
FDJ in front
I told you Pinot wins after a big crash of everyone in the break
>>69541478
I usually find a rider I like and support their team after the fact.
>>69541478
both
anyone who says otherwise is lying
>>69541459
>cancerara
somebody post that secret pro piece where cancellera is being retarded at the back and somebody starts telling him to fuck off and screaming.
>>69541478
Rider mainly, teams come and go too often
>>69541478
Individual riders
>>69541478
I just want to see a good race.
>>69541478
I used to support Tinkoff as a whole and their captain, Contador, but after Riis got fired, I've only supported Danes and Contador. A little bit of Nairo
Fucking Gerrans you meme, thanks for ruining this stage
>>69541478
cycling fans support sagan, everyone else is a fag
>>69541478
I support the climbs and wish many riders sacrifice themselves to honour the %>>69541483
>>69541478
Teams are capitalistic non-sense so individual riders
>Aru
>Aru
dubs and someone kicks Froome off his bike and the peloton steams on
>>69541519
Spaniard speaks harshly but truly
>let me switch to my electrical bike real fast
>>69541488
Same ,I did the same in the euro 2016
I cheered so load when Portugal scored on you.the thoughts of the angry , mournful and dead atmosphere of Paris helped me slip to sleep in a blissful sleep
poobo peeno
Who white jersey?
Aru is quite good looking
>pinot
>>69541537
DELETE THIS
>>69541478
I support Contador. But I also cheer for riders that are aggressive; Sagan, Nibali.
Why are Americans allowed to post in this thread?
what happened to >pinot
>that beast doesn't like, what appears to be, a giant wasp
that horse ain't taking no shit
pure athlete
did that bloke flal off that hrose
Aru taking back his electrical bike for the climb
>horse kicks Froome
>>69541543
Yates mate
The race shouldn't have been stopped. Froome losing 2 domestique just isn't enough for everything to stop. He purposefully let himself go from the peloton to stop everything. Shit, this race was starting to look good and now nothing is going on
a shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bMBTRqctF0
Hi cycling fans
I'd like to share with you footage of when cycling was real
>>69541478
I started watching during the epo heydays.
I don't support any of them. They're all cheating bastards. I just enjoy the spectacle.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pg2np37JNEg
H O R S E CATEGORY
O
R
S
E
Rate me, bros.
Knægte, kan I skrive i een linje, hvad der skete med Froome? Missede det.
>Pinot
>>69541547
He's okay
>>69541194
The aussie broadcast plays music with clips after ad breaks, with that hashtag. I think it's just the tv producer.
Ventoux is happening!
HOURSE CATERGORI
>>69541590
BIG DICK SARDINIAN
How long does it take for people to learn how to ride in a peloton?
>>69541584
Halvdelen af hans hold styrter, så han lader som om han skal pisse og beordrer feltet til at vente på ham, hvilket de så gor.
Fucking wanker
>Team Lotto colors
>Bianchi cyan blue bikes
but why
FABIAN ARU CONFIRMED FOR BIKE DOPING
>>69541583
Say 'alright mateeeeee ,'ow are ya? Scuba' on vocaro and you will have my respect
>>69541248
that fucking white guilt shit
fuck off sbs you leftist cuck cunts
>>69541559
Dude you support team head & shoudlers ? dude amazing personnalIy Im more about team nesquik
>>69541617
some (steve cummings) never get comfortable doing it.
>>69541626
tak
>>69541627
>>/Pol/
>>69541618
lol, thanks.
Thibaut Pinot, simple cycliste.
>>69541632
Is that why he always attacks?
When are Porte & TJ going to stop pretending they are GC contenders?
>You now realize that all the danish flags ITT is Michael Rasmussen samefagging
There is literally nothing wrong with Phil Liggett's commentary.
>>69541617
I'd feel claustrophobic being right in the middle of the bunch
>>>69541654
When Belgium becomes relevant in cycling again
>>69541627
I see one more Colonial Mutual ad...
>>69541647
He always rides a few lengths behind the peloton. Only moves to the front when he's about to attack.
They all do it so much on club rides, then in juniors etc that it's no big deal for them.
ALERT
I think they are going to attack Froome any moment now. I feel it.
>>69541617
While I've never been in TdF race conditions I've been in a few big groups and it came around rather quickly for me, I think it depends on your comfortability on the bike in general, if you're comfortable with your handling it shouldn't take long
>>69541627
don't be a prick m8
>>69541661
all im hearing is baluluawba;keheuigew nfew;ruyewr;ue froome ashdsaoiyer ewfhewifyeiyew quinkana ewofihoewifhewifhe orcira greenedge
>>69541654
There are no 'contenders' except for podium places
>>69541631
Cycling pro treams are far more than only a sponsor. You're a foolish ignorant if you believe contrary.
>>69541664
>he thinks grand tours and mountains are more relevant than spring classics
KEK
casuals pls go
>>69541667
>You will never be in a packed peloton with Lance infront of you and you kick his bike so he falls off a cliff and dies, and no one will ever know you did it
:(
what is the best all-terrain 700c wheel depth?
>>69541655
I still cry myself to sleep every time think of 2007. Never seen such injustice before in my life ;_;
who's ready for
ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA
>ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA
ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA
>ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA
ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA
>ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA
>>69541672
Quintana is planning to attack in Champs-Élysées
>>69541687
t. Belgian butthurt
>>69541696
>>69541697
>Quintana
>attacking
>>69541693
Justice was served. Based Bertie won it fair and square
>>69541697
Who?
>>69541696
yeah, right
>>69541655
He wasn't even thrown out due to doping, he was thrown out because he couldn't account for his whereabouts during his fucking holiday.
He later admitted to doping, but everyone in top 10 where doped back then.
>>69541687
When was the last time a Belgian won a spring classic or monument? lmao you dumb cunt.
>Brit eurosport commentators calling Ventoux wine shit
Will you guys le allow that?
>>69541706
Rasmussen dindu nuffin senpai
>Awful Wine
>Sour
>Not Good
>>69541662
Cav always said that if you dropped an average club rider into the pro peleton he'd crash instantly, wouldn't even last a minute.
>>69541697
kek
He probably plans attacking in next years tour. Just wait for it.
>>69541715
>he was thrown out because he couldn't account for his whereabouts during his fucking holiday
You make it sound so innocent and innocuous. Like his school were just trying to find out where he went on holiday or something
>actually watching/listening to eurocuck coverage of a grand tour
lmao you poor bastards
>>69541724
Who cares about what brits think?
>>69541697
quintana saving energy for the 2018 tour of beijing
Quinn Tanner
USA USA USA
GREIPEL WINS VENTOUX
>>69541731
I'll agree.
I once rode with some guys that did Volta a Portugal and I was scared as fuck. And I was probably one of the best bike handlers in my usual group ride.
GREIPEL
>Greipel
the year of the madman continues
>Greipel
Kek, what?
>>69541687
You are going to be sad when Froome wins P/R
The township of Greipel
Greipel pls
What da fuck
>>69541750
>chinese pedophilia cartoons
kill yourself
>>69541699
>>69541745
>>69541627
what happened friend? this was a comfy thread
Greipel wants to make sure his legs REALLY hurt tomorrow, what an idiot jesus christ
>Greipel's attack is more convincing that the Quintana's one
BERGGORILLA
Greipel, the pinnacle of german engineering
> Greipel
This is comedy gold
>those french slags
>>69541766
mate, he'd shatter his pelvis on the first cobble section
>>69541777
Your countrymen happened.
>>69541780
You now realize Greipel has attacked more uphill than Quintana and we're halfway through the mountain stages
>Greipel
Greipel is showing Quintana how it works.
My sides
>>69541766
It's literally impossible for Froome to win P/R.
he's taking a lead so he can be sure to finish within the 45 minutes
from greipel to gorillas to rwanda to forests to deforestation to make ships in toulon or some shit in 30 seconds, sherwan + ligget is goat
>>69541780
>quintana's attack
what are you talking about m8?
Cav to counter ?
>>69541777
bloody Victorians...
>>69541731
I would cause the most hectic crash of all time
>No survivors.
FROOME DOWN
I REPEAT FROOME DOWN
ITS HABBENING
B O R A
O
R
A
Is this the day? Is this the day where Chris Anker wins the tour?
> 14th of July
>Only 2 french in front
>Most likely not winning
>Still no win since beginning of Tour
>pinot
A R G O N
R
G
O
N
Kittel saving his energy for Alpe d'huez
>>69541821
DELETE THIS
>The Danish studio is outside
Landa ready to destroy the peloton
>>69541843
Bjarne chilling
>>69541838
But there are no alps on Huelands
>>69541835
Ou est le Voeckler?
MOLLEMA WITNESSED
>Greipel
Top kek
What the fuck was greiplel doing?
>Nibali
[F]
>greiplel
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Specialized"""""""""""""""""""""""""" S-Works
>nibble
>Gripelel
Top kek
>greiplel
>>69541857
le Voeckler est dans la piscine
>>69541863
Too much energy.
Griepel finished already what was he thinking? Good comedic value at least.
>>69541880
Going for Le Meme Combatif maybe
>>69541880
Gave De Gendt alibi to not work
>>69541880
Sponsors made him attack to get a mention
>>69541869
>STRAVA DOPING.
What's happening lads?
RTP is going through night time commercials wtf
Nieve/Landa there? haven't seen them.
>de gaynt
>>69541818
the 60kmh rolling lamp post disaster is still my fav crash
Chris Anker dead right at the bottom
I love being a Dane
COME ON CAS, PUT MORE SHOULDER INTO IT
>Chris Anker
What an embarrassment. Hope le randumb shit retires
Aru on his 3rd bike change
Nibali on his first
Has a rider won the TdF without winning a single stage?
Fuck
Why the fuck do they keep showing the distance to Pinot?
Nobody cares.
>>69541898
>that image
>kut means cunt in Dutch
Added Denmark to my filter list
Feels good man
>>69541926
Yes
>>69541905
>Not Hoogerland.
Most memetastic crash.
this shit is gonna be ugly with all these spectators
>>69541921
>Aru
>EPO
>Mechanical EPO
>2014-2016
Choose 4
The French are getting dropped.
>>69541926
Yes.
>>69541929
>French delusions
Go Navarro
>Chris Anker will never win a tdf stage
>Fuglsang will never win a tdf stage
When will the suffering end?
ROLLAN ROLLAND
>Memendale
>Cannonmeme
>>69541929
memes
>mfw I did the mont Ventoux last year, and I was riding the exact same road they do now
>LOLLAND
>>69541936
that jersey ceremony with van Hoogerland crying on stage was so heartbreaking
>>69541926
Miguel Indurain won 5 tours in a row without winning any stages but TT's
>>69541929
He's a frog, it's traditional to have a frog cam to force us to watch them going backwards while everybody at the front attacks.
>>69541960
Chris Anker not winning is not suffering. Always hated him. He doesn't deserve anything.
>>69541947
You forget
>Dragged on by cars
rolland is a pretty dainty climber
lookin good
Rolland pls stop it's embarrassing
>>69541960
At least we have Rolf, Riis and Nicki!!
>schlecht
The Sky rapetrain is ready lads
>>69541978
>you
This is what happens when Team Europcar dies
rip France, South Africa is officially a better cycling nation now
back to the Schleck family bike shop with you, Frank
>>69541977
My bad
De gent is going to fast, he will get BTFO later
CHAVAGOAT
ooooooooooh so close, pierre
>>69542001
>implying france was ever good
>>69542007
Right on cue.
>DE GAYNT
any Didi spottings?
half a billion people on the side of the road
as Roy and HG would say
>>69542001
What’s your favorite… j-jersey???!!!!
>>69542016
The Ventoux is killing riders like flies.
Nice going, Pierre!
You really did try!
Navaro winning
VROOOOOOOOMMMM destroying all the other GC riders
>>69542001
France is the Best nation every year. Look at the ranking
>>69542025
I think the tdf camera men are told to avoid him.
Which is a shame
>>69542001
France need to learn to scour their colonies for dank stage winners, then use government money to support the team through the olympic team. ROOL BRITANYA.
>>69542025
Saw him a few minutes ago, peloton might pass him shortly
Hi lads, I wasn't there yesterday and looked for the thread of the daily étape several hours after the end but didn't find it on the catalog or in the archives
Was it deleted for some reasons ?
>>69542029
Sky's is a classic minimalist (for a cycling jersey) jersey, it's nice nice and clean, but AG2R is my fave
PantaNO
>>69542001
this flag?!?!?
RARE
QUINTANA
> Implying
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OFF FROOMES WHEEL YOU LITTLE SPIC
VALVERDE
>>69542061
No you're just autistically blind
>>69542064
Sky is officially the Fred/Dentist team
>Pinarello
>Rapha
>Jaguars
>>69542035
> get signed by John vaughters
> get slower
It's like some sort of law of physics.
What the fuck does garmin/canondale or whatever do to people?
lel Valverde.
>Quintana
This is getting hilarious
g ded
>mfw the Danish casters thought Quintana attacked
will they ever learn?
>>69542061
Huh http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69520757/#q69520757
>Was it deleted for some reasons ?
Even if it had been deleted it would still be in the archive.
>Navarro
what a cunt
Speaker in BR broadcasting cheering desesperately for Navarro because he picked Navarro in your Velogames team.
God I hate team Sky and Piss Froome full-on scum!
> Movistar
pls
>Nyates
How can someone escape the Sky train?
>dat sneaky Sky feed
anyone else see that?
not legal
>cucktana
oshit
Fucking finally
>>69542111
Need to listen to comfy Sean
>sky not believing quintana
QUINTANANANANANA
Mollema still alive!
Also this
>>69542114
QUINTANA QUINTANA QUINTANA
HABBEDING
LOL NICE ATTACK FAGGOT
finally
IT'S HAPPENING
>Quintana
>Attacking
WTF
>>69542087
>>69542106
Wew lad
I can say for sure it wasn't my fault because I ctrl+f TDF and it didn't find it
Thanks for the link
IDS HABBENNING
>>69542114
>I'm mad that the best team is winning
QUINTANA
>Martin
Unfair stage tbqh
>Quintana
Yeah, right.
Le increase the pace for 50 meters and fall back to Froomes wheel again
>>69542132
>quintana attacks
>sky keeps riding at same speed
>quintana only gets 2 meters ahead
NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
>>69542064
Good tastes, Jersey.
all for naught...
Relax boys Quintana isn't going anywhere
ENGERLAND
ENGERLAND
ENGERLAND
>Quintana """""attacking"""""
QUINTAN.... AAND ITS OVER
IM GETTING NERVOUS
>Oxford carefully telling sky how many watts to produce
disgusting
Martin ded?
>>69542152
Magic bikes
Sky is killing cycling.
>>69542158
Aaaand Quintana just farted and died.
>Quintana
the way they consistently cut away from the GC attacks drives me fuckiing insane
Was that it?
Nice """""""attack""""""""
So glad I waited 2 weeks for that
>>69542170
Why don't other teams have this level of organisation?
QUINTANA IS KILL
Quintana looks like he's actually on the limit for once
>mouth slightly further open than usual
straight from mexico call her quintana
>>69542170
I think I'd rather have PM banned from races than Radios tbqh.
>memestar
>quintanas """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""attacks"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>Can'tana
Sky is literally roided beyond belief
They should do a tour with no team one day.
>>69542182
they're not Postal tier team
> Quintana
Pls stop
>poor little goat boy
>evil sky
maybe he's just fucking shit??
>>69542188
le le
>>69542182
money
>>69542182
Why don't other teams have a team of domestiques that can make top 15 in the tour?
We /flares/ now
Froome gonna blow them all the fuck out in a minuite
Just wait
I'd say quintana attacks last as long as my erections, but I can get my penis erect for more than 2 seconds, so it's not really accurate
>its a No Fun Allowed by team skyrocket episode
Yes, yes, well done sky, well done
However
>>69542187
I think that's his only tell, the slot mouth gets slightly visible
>>69542214
piss incoming
>>69542219
Yeah, but Quintana cums multiple times.
>>69542197
Shoo shoo ben johnson.
im gonna go watch armstrong/pantani/ulrich youtubes
fuck this boring shit
>>69542228
As is tradition.
>>69542221
>TEAM SKY STRONGK
>DOPING GAME ON FLEEK
ok here is how to win tour
go down 20 minutes in first 5 stages,
then breakway and because ur so far behind no GC people chase u
continue doing this until u win le yellow jersey
shit stage
>*nairobi gets on a bike*
>*teleports behind froome's wheel*
>nothing personnel kid
>better wait for Sky to get back to the main group so they can beat us at the climb
>movistar '''''''''''''strategy'''''''''''''''
It is a Froome teammates are top 5 climbers in the Word episode
>>69542251
It's boring as fuck this way.
navarro is kill
F
Where the fuck is valverde?
who is the sky guy whos in front the whole time?
ITS HAPPENING
W-w-what ?
>The city of Navarro
>>69542198
Very good idea.
I dislike these teams which are all running for one man.
Everyone should have his own chance.
>navarro
GET FUCKED
>/tdf/'s face when
The production is fucking awful
Literally vuelta tier today
>no wind at all
>>69542239
> not watching pre haematocrit test, la vuelta mountain stages
>>69542251
disappointing indeed
froome has some weird OCD shit when climbing
look at stem, look up, cock head left right left, look down at stem repeat
>that one confused guy with the Contador flag
top kek
POEL'S CLOSED
>quintashit
>>69542225
I could be wrong, just caught him shaking his head autismo style, doesn't look happy.
>>69542290
they're covered by the trees right now - the original ending was on that bare limestone
>Barmeme
>Movistar
>>69542272
i think wout poels
>>69542290
>tfw
How to ruin the Bastille Day’s stage for nothing.
>>69542293
He is catching Pokemon.
Hey guys
Where are the attacks?
>Spain
>Froome takes another 15 seconds from Quintanan today
>He obliterates him and takes three minutes tomorrow
>>69542320
In the Giro.
>>69542320
In tdf 1986
>>69542320
How could you miss them? They lasted several seconds.
>>69542315
kek
Driving around town is nerve-wracking now afraid everyone with a phone out is going to run out and get the Peek-at-you from my car's engine
Who is the most beta, Quintana or Durant ?
how long until some anti sky autist from /tdf/ goes to a le tour stage and attacks Froome?
>This is what happens when you have 21 "muh credible cycling" tier team and one US Postal tier team
>>69542339
who do you think threw the piss at him last year
coverage keeps cutting off action at the front for sky/quintano borefest
>>69542338
porte
I know stuff.
Froome is about to attack.
>if De Gendt wins he gets the mountain jersey
SAY IT WITH ME
SALTY LITTLE FROGS
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Griepel going for that top 20 stage placing
>>69542353
ace
>this blatant in-your-face style doping by ''''''''''team''''''' sky
>>69542357
Doesn't count.
Vroome?
VROOOOOOOOOOME
>>69542353
>Perfect timing.
>KING OF CADENCE TIME
>>69542353
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
dopes kicked in yo
>>69542353
nice
>Qintana
Goat dead
>THE CITY OF QUINTANA
>THE CITY OF QUINTANA
>THE CITY OF QUINTANA
>The city of Nairo
FROOME
R
O
O
M
E
GOAT
O
A
T
SPIC BTFO
vrrrrroooome
Oh here we go again. The dope kicks in.
AH ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING
Quintana droppped.
I knew he had NOTHING
RIP CYCLING
QUINTANA GOT FROOME RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM
/cyclingnews
JUST
Richie Froome at it again
goat herder fucking shit
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>THE CITY OF NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA
LE COLOMBIAN PRODIGY
>QAN'TANA
QAN'TANA
>QAN'TANA
QAN'TANA
>QAN'TANA
QAN'TANA
>QAN'TANA
QAN'TANA
>QAN'TANA
QAN'TANA
>THE CITY OF MOVISTAR
quintana looks like hes gonna cry
>mfw richie port will lose because of the mechanical
stay with him Richie!
>SHITANA
yeah cantana might as well quit the tour at this point. literally no contest
>it's a TJ rides his own pace and will never ever respond to an attack episode
MOLLEMA
.
.
.
.
.
.Quintana
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
BRITAIN NEVER EVER EVER SHALL BE SLAVES
>Quitana
>MOOOOOOLLLLLLLLEEEEEMMMMMAAA
Go froome
Nairo you goddamn dipshit.
>lose time on the flat
>lose time in the mountains
Will Nairobi ever recover
>the entire top ten is Sky teammates and ex-Sky teammates
TEST THEM REEEEEEEEEE
NAVAROO
A
V
A
R
R
O
>>69542320
That'll teach you to blink
Mollema! HAHAHA!
>Quitana
>Quitana
>Quitana
Mollema unironically better then Nairobi
hahah that double-take from froome/porte as they see mollema
SOMEONE KICK NAVARRO OFF HIS BIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Based Bauke
>>69542401
>tfw you will never tickle taengoos feet
>tfw no extra 6k
God bless the queen.
Yeeeeëeeeeeees
>Pinot
>>69542445
>lose on descent
>lose in wind
>lose on climb
>next lose in TT
Poor guy. He never had a chance.
>the city of those anons who said Belgium is irrelevant
>Chava that close
goddamn
wow guys this is so windy… that was a good decision to abort
What a time to be alive
>thomas de HJEGEnt
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
ARE OTHER COUNTRIES EVEN TRYING????
GO ON MOLEMAN
Great rider, deserved win!
>implying Mollema is not gonna get podium
>>69542461
Bad, bad feel.
Sans pression.
Jesus. Horrible crash in Tour of Poland.
Is this a record time on the Mont Ventoux?
>err yes, well
>well yes
kys Sean
>>69542495
No survivors
>>69542495
was it moto cunt?
>>69542497
maybe the bottom part
Based Mollememe
>killtana
Mollema is rekking >Quitana
Can’t we just invade Belgium, once for all?
>>69542007
(you)
Movistar is better off with Valverde as captain
STAY ON THE GC YOU FUCKING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mollememe
MOTO CUNT STRIKES AGAIN
RIGGED
what the fuck
FANS REEEEEEEEEEEE
MOLLEMA MOLLEMA MOLLEMA
Give your energy to Mollema!!
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
ALSO FUCKING MOTORS
>Porte
>WTF IS HAPPENING
CRAAAAAAAAAASH
Richie fucked again
Polish dumbass
TOP LEL
PORTE GETS MECHANICAL
REKT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING MOTORBIKES
>VROOOOOOOOOM
Moto cunt
HAPPENING
skeleton on the run!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS RUNNING LMAO
>NO BIKE
NO BIKE
>NO BIKE
NO BIKE
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
FROOME RUNNING WHAT
IS THIS ALLOWED
Honestly as soon as I saw Froome come to the back to check on Quintana and the Movistar guys I knew he was about to fuck them.
He didn't had to respond to any attack and Quintana and Valverde already had their try, and it's fucking hard to recover from attacks at that pace.
Also
>Porte
Also
FROOME IS RUNNING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Froome running on foot!
GO FROOME GO!!!!!!!
whaaaat theeeee fuuuuuuck
HAHAHHAAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
NO RICHIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Froome
AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WTF IS THIS SHIT
what is this shit, I swear if it's one of this motorcycles again
>Froome running
Make Memes Great Again
WHAT
THE
FUCK
LOOLOLLOOLLOOLLOLOOL
LMAO
>running up the ventoux
Meme magic strikes again
LMAOOOOOOOOO
JUST FUCK MY TOUR UP
VROOOOOOOOOOOME
WTF HAPPENED
WHAT IS HAPPENING
FUCK THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AFTGKASDIGASDJIOFASDFDFHDFH
From me running
WHAT THE FUCK
FROOOOOOOOOOOOME
Holy shit ahah
HES JOGGING
MY SIDES
What is going on???!??!
JAAAAAA!!! FROOME RUNNING!!!! AAAAAHegtg3tr
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NIGGA STOLE HIS BIKE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
CRASHING THIS STAGE
> WTF
>The city of Tour
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!
hahaha
Who is driving this motorbikes?
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
MOTOS CONFIRMED FOR ABFroome
HAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
FROOME IS MEMEING
>Froome on a JUnior bike
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHh
FUCK THIS 'RACE' ITS OVER
>FRANCE
KILL YOURSELVES
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING
MEME MAGIC
FUCKING NIGGER ACESTREAM STOPPED
WTF HABBENED
>froome on le clown bike
>Slav shits chimping out and stealing bikes
living proof that niggers can be white
MEME TOUR
>be Froome
>bike gets stolen
>lose Tour
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
>>69542534
stupid drunkards, spectators need to calm the fuck down
ADVERTISEMENTS
My sides just left the Netherlands
>Froome
MOLLEMA IS JUMPING IN THE GC!
10/10 MEME RACE FOR THE FUCKING AGES
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
MY SIDES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAAA
WEBM THAT SHIT
MY FUCKING SIDES
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING
THIS IS HILARIUOS
THE city of tour de france
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
France please control your Arabs, make them stop stealing bikes!
What a fuck have happened with Porte and Froome?
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
Mollema arranged this
>letting southern Europeans host big events
The leader in the GC running on the mt ventoux. What a time to be alive
How is this fair to Froome? Kill ever fucking spectators and moto. Burn them alive.
CONFIRMATION OF SHIT TOUR CONFIRMED
CONFIRMATION OF UCI FAGGOTRY IN REGARDS TO MOTOFAGS CONFIRMED
>>69542617
cry more autistic fool
HAAAHHAHA
>get an official bike
>oh shit no motor in this one
>fugg wheres my motor
vroome exposed
Wtf there is no motor in this bike it does not work
Wait has Yates got the Yellow now?
>HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
I swear to God if these results are cancelled and De Gendt loses his jersey I am murdering everyone in France.
This is a disgrace
Top kek though tbqh
man im glad i didnt go workout so i could witness this
lmfao
MEME MAGIC
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froome is going to be fucking furious
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why didnt henao stop to give froome his bike? kek
Will he actually lose time for this? They wont actually do that right?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>FRANCE IN CHARGE OF NOT FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THIS SUMMER
>>69542652
>Kill ever fucking spectators and moto
Spectators are pretty annoying.
NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE
lmao, jogging vroome is one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen
Audience full of morons.
They made Froome and Porte fall. Fucking jerks.
>>69542656
haha
>French """""people"""""
>>69542644
Look at the flags on the sides, it could have been anyone.
Though think it was a Pole.
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON HAHAHAHHAHA
Leiscester wins PL
Portugal wins Euros
Arabs steal Froomes bike
THE YEAR OF THE KEK
>>69542649
This they should let us host the next tour de france
Stage of the year?
The memes what the fuck
>froome
Lads. Thank fuck for that. That is what it will look like when we get ISIS'd
>YFW THE REFS GIVE THEM ALL GET THE SAME TIME AND THIS STAGE WAS POINTLESS
My fucking sides
The midget bike. Oh god.
TdF should change positions with GdI because of poor french organization
lmfao what the fuck just happened?
>>69542664
>very spooky skeleton running at EXTREMELY hgih speed
I could hear my neighbor laughing. This is great.
>>69542660
THIS so much!
Now THIS is bike racing
>VROMME FINALLY >GREENTEXT JERSEY CONTENDER
Bad for sport, great for memes. I'm conflicted
Quintana attacking when froome was down...... disgusting
FUCKING MOTORBIKE CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seeing Froome running was by far the funniest thing I have seen in sports
What a mindfuck
>froome still beats rolland without a bike
MOTO CUNT on the replay
>TdF audience
what is gods name just happened in the last five minutes??!?
fucking commedy gold
my fucking sidres
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>ASO
ebin ;')
>>69542672
Depends. If someone stole his bike or some bullshit it won't count, but if it was within regulations and Sky just blundered I'm not so sure.
>France
>>69542658
BAUKE
A
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>>69542685
Can't be sure they're all French. Remember those Italians who spat at Froome? TdF spectators are mongoloids.
>>69542664
lol
>>69542690
can't wait for the sick stage up himmelbjerget
>>69542703
That will be fine
So someone stole his bike or something?
WTF happened?
fucking hell I hope someone makes a webm of Froome running. That was comedy gold.
>BLAMING MOTORBIKES WHEN THE NIGGER SPECTATORS FORM 1 METER WIDE CORRIDOR
sure lads
Need a jogging skeleton and Porte faceplant webm ASAP
CANCEL THIS PLEASE
THIS IS SUCH A SHAME FOR THE /TDF/
>>69542696
I honestly laughed out loud hard when he was on that bike
It's 1am here and I was belly laughing
Poles in charge of behaving like humans
Well Froomey is definitely the most entertaining rider this Tour kek
Happy 14 juillet France That was quite a spectacle
Nobody can call froome boring this year.
Cunt was running up the road.
Kek
Quintana wins lol
>>69542708
Quintana was burned out you fucking idiot, the ones that attacked were the Aru group.
FUCKING MOTOS
FUCKING HILARIOUS
>this thread going bonkers
mein sides
>french people in charge of riding motorbikes
>>69542743
Run them down m8. Run them all down. It's the only way they'll learn.
I wish Froom could have just finished on foot. That was awesome.
HOLY SHIT
A CAMERA MOTO WAS BLOCKED BY THE SPECTATORS
AND THEN RICHIE AND FROOME CRASHED INTO IT
TOP KEK
It was a motor!
holy shit
As a runner I can say that Froome's running technique is very poor, his arm motion is woeful
>spectators
not even once.
Where is Quintana ? Is he way behind?
LMFAO
>>69542736
It was broken
froome disqualified for not using a bike
BLESS AG2R MOTO
AG2R
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Yates overtaking the mailllot jaune.
Fromme, by far the strongest man, losing time due to drunkard spectators. This is a disgrace
I hope Fromme will win the tour, I really hope it now
>>69542746
FUCKING THIS
guess whos getting fired
>or hanged
what
the
fugggggggggggggggg
he broke the bike
Triathlon is on the olympics m8
HOLY SHIT THAT REPLAY OF THE CRASH
>>69542761
He went from "boring" to absolute madman to a literal legend this year.
webm of Vroome running please
>FRENCH TV
>france
>organisation
zmao
FROOME THREW HIS BIKE AWAY WHEN IT BROKE DOWN
PROBABLY NO CHANGE IN RESULT
QUINTANAWINSLOL
Someone grab a screenshot of Richie Porte's face slamming into the bike
A disgusting as this is, Froome running up the mountain was one of the funniest things Iv ever seen
> France
pls
>>69542771
>french spectators in charge of being humans
>>69542734
There are no really hard climbes up to Himmelbjerget. it more of a speed bump really.
>Bjergvej and Lyngevej would be great for TdF. Strave them
>>69542736
he dumped it by a moto it seems
Wasn't working after the crash
>>69542785
After 4 hours of cycling and suddenly having to run up hill you'd look funny too.
>>69542736
They just showed a replay here, he just dropped it against a motorbike and started jogging along.
>france is charge of keeping spectators off the roads
remember the Dutch Giro prologue, literally 0 spectator problems
>it's a motorcycle ruins everything episode
>tfw if froome carried his bike he wouldn't be in trouble
they're probably going to neutralize the results at the crash though
Based poland saved tdf
hahahahah the fucking cunt frogs on their bikes again
every fucking year
tbf it was probably the stupid retards in the audience who blocked the moto which lead to a huge fuckup all over
feel bad for vroome he's been based this year
>>69542793
I think he will win it. He's the strongest.
French presenters sound quite happy now desu.
JURY INCOMING ANY MOMENT
>>69542822
bllame ASO for cut the stage
>flam rooj calapses on yates
>le moto kills the young mayo
wtf france
USING PEDALS
>USING PEDALS
USING PEDALS
>USING PEDALS
USING PEDALS
>USING PEDALS
USING PEDALS
>USING PEDALS
USING PEDALS
>USING PEDALS
USING PEDALS
>USING PEDALS
USING PEDALS
>USING PEDALS
New crowd control device for rest of the stages
>Quitana above Froome
CONFIRMED FOR MOST MEMETIC STAGE SINCE THE GOOD OL POSTAL DAYS
well done to de gendt though
i knew i should have said he would win earlier in the thread,i knew he would and i would have gotten so many (you)'s, which i am low on.
>https://twitter.com/CyclingHubTV/status/753604592215228416
top FUCKING kek
>>69542831
>episode 8 this season
IT KEEPS ON HAPPENING
BAN BIKES WHEN? Better start using drones.
Is Froome even allowed to run? Fucking 200 meters without his bike.
>Froome's running
>give Froome broken bike
>give Froome other bike
I love this shit.
Will Froome, Porte and the other guy get the time difference between them and the race leader at the time of the crash because it happened within such a short distance of the finish? Or does Froome running ruin that?
>Spooky scary skeleton.
>>69542830
>>69542830
>Dutch Giro prologue, literally 0 spectator problems
LITERALLY NO RELEVANT
WE ARE THE CENTER OF EUROPE FUCK YOURSELF
""""""""""Organisation""""""""""
>>69542785
running with clips on your shoes is extremely fucking hard you mongrel, I don't even like Froome but you can't blame the man
Tope Quéque
>>69542743
well spectators were planning for 15km not 9km
Can they keep the times but just give Froome and Porte st with Molemma?
If there is any justice in this world, Froome will win the TdF.
>Bastille Day
>BREXIT
It's all part of the plan.
>>69542869
Does he think he's in some movie or something?
Based motobro saving tdf
why can't foreigners control themselves?
Yorkshire knew how to behave themselves and enjoy the experience.
It's the kids I feel sorry for ;-;
>>69542869
Looks like Olympic marathon
>FROOME PENALIZED 2 MINUTES FOR RUNNING WITHOUT A BIKE
So I guess the thousands of people who came early on the Ventoux portion that got scraped decided to walk down the road to watch the Tour, turning an already crowded mess into a quagmire?
Hilarious but this is a real disgrace
>>69542864
Pretty sure you are allowed to do that. I'm not sure but I think if you crash right before finish you can walk over.
Can someone make a post stage thread, my browser is fucking up.
Trek GOAT bikes
They don't crumble after a tiny crash. Pinerello btfo BMC btfo
>>69542889
THIS
finally the pieces of shit motos did something worthwhile
>inb4 froome doesn't lose any time
>>69542664
the fuck is going on here
>YATES
BREMAIN
>>69542885
Adam Yates is also a brit.
I'm sure Cancellara will demand that the entire race is cancelled now.
Bjarne Riis literally laughing at Froome and saying it's one of the funniest thing he's ever seen
FUCKING BASED
good thread lads
>>69542864
Get kicked out like the guy who hitchhiked for 200 m
Froome disqualified
Are French people even human?
>>69542885
BASTILLE DAY MEME
>>69542822
To be fair there are a lot of tourists
>>69542905
full kit wanker
>yfw yates wins da tdf
>>69542905
most bizarre thing you will ever see in sport
without context it's an absolute mindfuck
>>69542909
You can run but not cross the line without à bike
>De Gendt speaking english
lmaoing irl
monvon2 is always packed w/ ppl and all the ones offve the top bit that got ditched moved down and made it even worse
Seeing porte on the side and than seeing froome running when they are meters away from the finish was the strangest thing i've seen.
>>69542922
It was a disgrace.
But funny as hell.
>>69542905
he literally looks like one of those retarded """fans""" running next to the riders ROFL
>>69542940
>still ahead of TJ
kek
>>69542948
What if you run while holding your broken bike?
>>69542922
Based Bjarne
>>69542940
Martin couldn't beat a jogging Froome, lol
@taylorphinney Someone found a Pokemon up on Ventoux #TDF2016
Can ayone make post stage thread
Le Tour would be so much less entertaining if the organisers weren't completely fucking incompetent.
pls execute every spectator
A tour in Colombia is more safe than a tour in France
>>69542968
biggest kek of all
FUCKING LOOK AT JUANS GRIN! FUCKING LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS
Froome can swim in Sky tears to complete the triathlon
>>69542969
Its good I believe. They time the bike not the man
Froome running up that mountain is without doubt the funniest shit I have seen in cycling
holy fukcing shit
>>69542905
I will now hear my neighbor laughing and screaming every time i see this. My belly hurts. This was great.
lol, the most boring tour is now funniest tour
Best stage in ages
>>69542922
Still not has funny has being a bald man being pulled by a much better rider tbqh.
FROOME ANGRY RANT ON TWITTER WHEN
What a shame guys, WHAT A FUCKING SHAME.
I hate when things are going like this, no matter who is included in this kind of incidents, I just HATE this. Please cancel and climb the whole Ventoux to end this Tour in a good way.
>>69542869
THAT FUCKING FACE WHEN
Froome is less than a minute behind, he will easily make this up
YATES YATES YATES YATES YATES YATES
Oh hello everyone
>>69543015
>How it feels to chew Five Gum
FUCK OFF JUAN, YOU GOT NO "THANKS JUAN" THIS TIME
>>69543015
lel
>running when you know it's futile as it's against the rules to move without your bike
froome on suicide watch
>>69542978
I'm going to watch the highlights this evening and would gladly shitpost in a post race thread
>>69543015
TOPPEST KEK
time to dust off the guillotine
>>69543015
My sides
That and Froome running then struggling with the shitty bike
Best stage
Kekful TdF
>>69543028
>Bad crash at Tour of Poland
>Polish cause TdF crash
What did they mean by this?
>>69542993
Not bad Ireland ,not bad
>>69543014
>A Belgian wins the race
Oy gevalt, let's cancel it
>>69543015
porte-a-potty
This is both the worst and the most fun TdF I have ever seen.
lets get this thread to 2000
>ABFs have to resort to terrorist attacks to stop Froome
Pathetic 2bh
Post-game controversy thread?
AHAHAHA FROOME IS ANGRILY DOING SOME HOME TRAINER
>>69542939
lmfao
>>69543060
WHO CARES ABOUT THOMAS DE GENDT? LET HIM WIN IF HE WANTS, HE IS JUST SO UGLY AND UNCHARISMATIC, EVERYONE WILL HAVE PITY FOR HIM ANYWAY
I was talking about serious things, like global rankings.
>>69543028
based poland
>>69543070
>/sp/ is so slow these days that a thread can reach 2000 posts
What went wrong?
>>69543060
The jury is going to change times i heard on the radio.
Fuck that was insanely funny. Sad to see froome so broken at the finish line though
>>69543014
Shit happens with vehicles.
I just hope Froome gets the same treatment as others o crash due to motorbikes and cars.
Because if he gets a free pass with this, I'll get mad.
dutch commentator reports it is FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE YOUR BIKE BEHIND
WALKING WITH BIKE IS OK
WALKING WITHOUT BIKE IS NOT
confirmed: spectators ran in front of the moto and the moto stopped to avoid them causing the pile up
ban assault spectators
>>69542676
MIGRATE
>slept in and missed the stage
>missed all these memes
>>69543081
Fund it
YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH YOUR BIKE. NO RUNNING ALLOWED!
BYE FROOME
>>69543104
I wish he just slung it over his back and carried it. That would have been awesome.
>>69543104
Chill out abit
Let's wait and see
>>69543090
Let's hope not. It's fucking unfair.
>>69543104
riders have been known to carry their bikes up 20% grades, hence that rule
>>69543118
That isnt true.
>>69543089
it's a one thread per stage policy
also this board in particular has been shit for the last 3 years anyway
![18551-shitposting-intensifies[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Ay6NBlY.gif "18551-shitposting-intensifies[1]")
>>69543060
Daily reminder that at the beginning of the century Tour de France riders were ambushed by highway robbers.
Tour de France best Tour confirmed
Still mad 2bh.
>>69543089
Mods killing it since '13.
there should be no neutralization because moron froome started running without bike
>>69543118
Wouldn't the integrity of the Tour be gone forever if they DQ'd Froome for that? Not gonna happen even if it would be within the rules
>>69543099
Nothing like this happened before.
>>69543133
It is.
>>69543099
He basically got what he deserved for stopping the peleton for his pis, when in reality he was basically just using it as an alibi for getting his teammates up after the crash
>>69543150
holy shit that is funny
>NBC in charge of knowing all bikes have GPS transponders now
fucks sake
>>69543148
Isnt the flamme rouge falling on Yates a similar incident?
YATES YATES YATES YATES
based flecha. None of this bong cuck.
Don't worry lads Rupert will have a chat with TdF and Froomey will be given same time
>>69543156
Based Polish lad
>>69543150
Adorable Porte face at that moment
>>69542993
very fucking underrated post right here
Race refs are doing mad calculations right now. Would not want to be in their shoes. Everyone's going to be pissed no matter what they decide.
>>69543168
1. No.
2. Time was cancelled and he became 2nd.
>>69543156
Did you get the guy in the super banana hammock with the wig pubes?
>>69543148
What? A motorbike crash that ruined a bike and made some riders lose time?
Pretty sure this isn't new, it's just that it was with the yellow jersey.
>>69542676
>>69542676
>>69542676
MOVE HERE
>>69543159
porte and mollema didnt deserve it though.
>>69543035
Disqualify this
porte gonna cry
>>69543202
NO
ONE THREAD PER STAGE, YOU PIG FUCKER.
We moving to that other thread lads?
>>69543202
Fuck off and go there yourself
>>69543156
Can someone please find this faggot and break his legs?
>>69543156
One of the most obnoxious ”""""""fans"""""" i've seen. Still going on after the crash
>>69543012
>you will never relive the epo days again
at least the ASO is so incompetent that memes still spawn from time to time
>>69543202
stop spamming that shit
One thread per race
>>69543202
KYS LEGOFAG
>>69543223
Who does organize Giro?
>>69543240
the mafia
>it's a Belgian wins the mountain jersey stage
Is this the best Tour in years lads?
>>69543240
berlusconi
Painful interview with Chris Anker. He sounds like a completely broken man.
Almost made me stop hating him for a second.
Froome couldn't pedal neutral service bike because it didn't have a motor
Think we should move threads these aren't normal circumstances and the thread my die soon
are pro racing bikes super fragile cos they werent going that fast and Ive crashed my shit bike way worse than that with hardly any damage
BBC Live feed experiencing unknown levels of butthurt
>>69543252
absolutely, still sad to see jurgen vdb in shambles yesterday
Kruijswijk aura hawting le Tour
>>69542424
>>69542424
>>69542424
>>69542424
>>69542424
>2424
Based Strayan magic
>>69543277
I'm actually upset for Belgium. No one is going to care about this stage win because 9/11 happened 1km away.
>I care though... congrats Belgium
>>69543200
Jalabert said that's the first time he sees a situation like this one.
>>69543293
ya m8, they weigh nothing
>>69543293
yes
GCN just did a vid on Froomes bike and its tubes are so thin that if you want to buy one of them you have to weigh under 154 lbs
>>69543293
crabon fibre is very susceptible to shear fractures, i.e. blunt trauma from moto cunt
>>69543288
how about no
>>69543308
They sure as shit didn't bike like vroome ran
based work from Greipel, top top lad
>>69543303
Yeah, that was hardbreaking. And he's past his prime already, he's not going to get another serious opportunity.
>>69543308
Thanks senpai
>no yellow presentation yet
>cut the half of the mountain to make finish safer
>spectators have to pile up causing crashes
What the fuck were they thinking about?
>>69543369
>ASO
Who else thinks they should just give Porte and Froome the same time as Mollema?
This shit is ridiculously unfair, would ruin the Tour if it was decided on this
>>69543369
Weren't the winds on top of the mountain clocked at 70kph?
>>69543383
This seems like the only thing they can do to save this years tour. I don't think they will actually do it though.
>>69543383
I don't agree, at all.
And Froome still has plenty of stages for a comeback.
>>69543369
>>69543401
I don't know if you saw it, but at the start of the broadcast here there were some pictures from the top of the mountain
There was a guy on a bike and he was trying desperately to drag it along the group, it was so windy.
>>69543401
more like 120 kph
>>69543401
Wasn't it 70 mph?
>>69543413
Why not?
You think that it's fair that shitters like Quintana couldn't compete AT ALL yet now are above him due to something that was COMPLETELY OUTSIDE his power
Like a normal crash is fine
but this was due to spectators and bikes fucking up
>>69543416
>http://www.aso.fr/fr/homepage.html
>>69543383
I think the same. My sense of justice is too strong to let this shit happen.
>>69543417
>>69543424
>>69543443
My point exactly. Organizers would've caught even more shit if they didn't move the finish. Crowd etiquette is the real issue. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't even want to venture on to the pavement is I were there.
>>69543383
>>69543405
No. Thats bike racing. He lost that much time because his bike broke, not anybody elses fault that his machine broke...
If the same thing had happened to Gr. Kittel 15 minutes down they wouldn't change it...
>>69543383
They should get the time difference between them and De Gendt at the time of the crash. They were gunning it and would have even closed that gap if not for the spectators swarming the motorbike. Froome shouldn't be penalised for running either, that was complete panic on his part the guy could sense the Tour slipping away and did what any desperate person would do, his bike was completely mangled and unrideable. Extenuating circumstances surely...
anyone got a Euro sport stream ITV has finished??
>>69543383
was thinking the same
(would even think giving them +10s because mollema also fell down and lost time as well, but ok).
>>69543464
>New tdf rule: retards jumping in front of motos settle the race
spot the flaw
>>69543471
ES have finished
Tour de France should be relocated to Colombia or Bolivia
>>69543485
>Feel shit on climb
>Ride into spectator
>Get same time as winner
>Your own machine breaks
>You break rules by RUNNING in a bike race
>People still arguing a case for you
I dont believe it tbqh
>>69543465
I hope you are right. If they decide to not take any decision, I think I'll just boycott this tour from my part.
>>69543476
Yeah I was also thinking that, but it's more debateable so I didn't put that part in. Becomes more speculative then.
Taking the time difference with De Gendt at time of crash would probably be the cleanest solution for implementing something like that
Even though they were going faster
>replaying the inflatable arch coming down on yates
>>69543522
bye
>>69542830
No one in the Netherlands even knew the Giro was a thing until crashwijk did well though
>>69543517
>clearly best rider
>lead the race
>crowd makes you crash and you lose your bike
>australian shitposters still think you deserved it
>everyone forgetting Yates got ripped off by an inflatable
>>69543465
>>69543446
No. You don't know that.
What time did they gave Hoogerland, for example?
>>69543568
He hasn't been penalized, you moron.
>>69543547
It looks like something from a cartoon.
The timing is just too perfect.
>>69543563
your wrong tho
>>69543383
Riders behind Froom/Porte were hampered by the crash too
>>69543573
That was my first thought.
>2agan's interview
kekkles
>>69543516
>moto crashes into retard fan, crashes into riders, there is a two foot gap
>rider steers into retard fan
spot the difference
>>69542830
>being this new
>>69543563
>implying
>>69543516
>be losing race
>pay some stupid """"fan""" 20 bucks to run into the leader
>now winning race
whenever anyone is losing just pay somebody to take the leader out. Its the Tour de Italia because riders take out hits like the mafia
You know the UCI and ASO are just scheming on whats best for viewership numbers and not for actually ruling whats correct
>>69543581
>the tour will never implement booby traps
>>69543517
No, that's passing the finish line without your bike that is not allowed
>>69543634
>be losing race
>pay some stupid """"fan""" 20 bucks to run into (You)
>now not losing as much as you would be
>>69543563
>Implying
What do you have dual citenzenship and you're part Dutch too? Everyone here knew about the Giro before m8
>>69543634
this
If Froome loses time what is to stop fans from running in front of riders they don't like to ruin their race
>>69543573
On Stage 7 of this tour the inflatable arch collapsed 3kms out from the finish line and Yates had no time to react. He and later the peloton which was brought to a standstill were given the time difference between him and the race winner at the point of the crash. Both that and tonight's crash were unavoidable and within 3kms of the finish. The same ruling applies.
>>69543634
it's the dawn of a new age
>>69543664
>paying people to hurt you
keep that in your bedroom lad
Accidents happen in the tour. Tough shit. Well meme'd though.
FROOMES BIKE WAS STOLEN AFTER GETTING OFF IT IN THE CRASH
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>69543688
3km rule does not apply to mountain top finishes, m8.
>>69543659
I've often thought there should be a separate Nascar circuit that has road hazards.
>>69543703
no it wasn't
>>69543703
some motorbike person with yellow jacket was holding it when froome left the scene running
>>69543703
kek
you can bet some frog is gonna cut that thing open in his shed looking for a motor tonight
>Geraint Thomas, have motorbikes and the crowd been particularly bad today?
>Obviously (chuckles)
>>69543739
A photographer. these make up 90% of the motorbikes [spoiler] and 100% of the crashes [/spoiler]
>>69543814
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>>69542993
Post of the year
>>69543814
What a jerk. Can't you stop tweeting for one fucking second?
>>69543814
YEEEEEEEES
>>69543712
Given the circumstances I suspect a similar principle will be used to award the time differential between Froome, Porte and De Gendt. To rule otherwise would ruin this TdF, the disgust even on Froome's competitors faces as they crossed the line at what happened was obvious the organisers would face backlash from competitors and community alike. Any reasonable person can appreciate the justice of such a decision.
>>69543843
こわいね。。。
>>69543712
>>69543814
Justice.
>>69543814
CAN'T JANGLO THE ANGLO
>Bullshit
Bullshit
>>69543858
>Given the circumstances
Bullshit m8.
This is just bullshit. It's unfair and opens a dangerous precedent.
>Froome still in yellow
Fuck
Boring tour continues tomorrow.
>>69543814
FROOME
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>>69543904
>47 sec
wut
>>69543904
At least TJ is in 7th. That's fine I guess.
>>69543904
>Based
Based
>>69543904
Oh well
At least Based Mollema is 3rd now
>>69543904
dohoho
Now I kinda feel like Mollema is the only one who lost potential time (he also fell but manned the fuck up)
>>69543907
Common sense prevailed over your bitterness.
JUSTICE ALWAYS TRIUMPHS, GUYS.
>CROWD BOOING FROOME
LOL
>>69544011
>projecting
>>69544044
more like 50/50 actually
Holy shit France your people are horrid
all those boos at Froom on podium
>>69544055
why would french people boo froome?
>>69544055
They were yelling FROOOOOOOOOOOOM.
>>69544076
kek
>>69544055
Yes, they are. What a shame to be French
ITT:
>everyone except for Portugal agrees this is justice
>France angry at everyone who calls out the shitty ASO organisation and the fans to cause this is in the first place
>>69544076
I was yelling Frooo-um.
>>69544090
>please don't insult us, our people are cunt that what you want to hear? :______;
self hating faggot
>>69544110
No I agree with everyone.
>>69544110
>Go to Dutch cycling forums.
>Salty tears everywhere.
>>69544090
>>69544127
of course you cuck
>>69544075
because he's not french?
>ABSOLUTE BANTZ.
https://twitter.com/TeamSky/status/753619584863838208/photo/1
>>69544125
The average French is dumb as fuck and horrid. I'm not doing self-hating, I just won't defend these filthy animals.
>>69544169
like in every fucking country
victime
Does anyone have a link to the post-stage Sagan interview?
>how can I explain why I think the decision is unfair without looking butthurt?
It's impossible lads. tbqh I didn't even had a favorite rider coming to this tour.
>>69542969
There's a chip in the bike. In principle nothing is stopping you from picking up your bike and running with it.
>Froome with Team Sky at the Champs-Élysées
>>69544369
He used to be Kenyan after all...
>>69544153
lmao
Does anyone else here do road cycling recreationally, with lycra, shoes and all? It's fucking hard to walk with clipless shoes on, nevermind running imagine running. Imagine having a british plug glued to the underside of your shoe.
I deleted my /cyc/ meme folder, I will only ever need material from today.
Froome: I just had to go up as fast as I could
Journalist: Your legs seem to be working very well, however?
TOP BANTER ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69544571
I went back to spd pedals on my road bike. Too unco for single sided sls.
Might try speedplay or something enventually.
>>69544369
it all makes sense now
>>69544650
>Froome not getting it
>>69545026
I don't get it.
>>69545537
When the interviewer laid down those sick bants, froome didnt really realise it was a joke!
Oh Fug.
Just me left?
Now...
we /nibble/
>>69546224
if only he were on top form, we might see some real attacks instead of that quintana shitshow
>>69546224
I'm still here
wahey
Wagwan?
>>69546237
Quintana is running out of excuses... you cant win a grand tour by being able to ride up hills with no wind...
>>69546294 again.
Seriously, do they not have wind in colombia? what the fuck? as soon as theres a strong wind he just goes to shit!
>>69546404
no Belgian classics riders in Movistar, where do you think Stannard & Thomas learned to ride in echelons like that, if it weren't for those guys Froome would have had a problem as well today and definitely yesterday
that entire Movistar team is a disaster, either they're getting retarded team orders or they're not following the orders
>This is the one stage I missed
>>69546477
thats true, when the meme of "movistar tactics" started, i thought people were referring to the fact that they never look like they have any....
I'll defend them if you called them cheats, they dont look organised enough to cheat.
>>69546481
just re-read the entire thread, that should sum things up for you
>>69546589
I am, but it just won't feel the same.
at 1.6 kms
>Chris VROOOOM
You can see the very moment he's turned on his motor. His cadence goes up to Onoda levels and he doesn't even switch forward on the saddle, let alone stand up.
>>69547211
really makes you think
RUN FROOMEST RUN
>>69542791
this should have happened. there was no excuse not to wait, get a bike from a teammate or team car, or at the very least carry the damn thing.
>>69542940
this would have been much better for the race desu
Why are Columbian cycling fans such scum.
I swear no other single nationality causes so many problems.
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