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>A tale of two Manchesters edition
Barcelona has signed french left back Lucas Digne, 22, from PSG for £17.1 Million
>La Gazzetta dello Sport and other italian media reports that Juventus are inching closer to signing Mehdi Benatia, 29
Monaco signs 39 year old former Roma keeper Morgan de Sanctis on a 1-year deal
>Sky Sports report that Leicester City are prepared to offer N'Golo Kanté an improved contract to keep him at the club. Rumoured to be above £100k/wk
Ahmet Bulut, agent of Arda Turan, insists that his client is staying at Barcelona, despite rumours sending him away from Camp Nou
>Eintracht Frankfurt has loaned Real Madrid defender Jesus Vallejo, 19, for the season
>>69530426
Isn't Benatia the newest perma-crock?
>You are now aware Cuntinho only signed with ManUre because Pep joined City
His obsession is disturbing
how many goals will he score this season lads
>>69530476
coutinho plays for liverpool you complete mong
>>69530483
17 all comps
>>69530483
RIP my nigga Harambe
Lads, I'm worried about that the only porn I get off to is bro/sis. I think it's because the only women that ever gave me the light of day were my two sisters.
Can someone please give me an update on the transfer of gf to me, I feel like it's getting worse
>>69530483
13
5 in the league cup, 3 against a league 2 side,
>>69530627
I heard her agent say that the move depends on the facilities of the club? Are they in a good condition?
I've been wondering, has Romero ever played for Man United or has it been De Gea all the time?
>>69530662
he's played a number of times
>forgetting real madrid fax-o-rama
>>69530662
Last season when De Gay was confirmed to Madrid he played about 5 or so matches
>>69530662
He played whilst De gea was pre-occupied with his transfer to Real Madrid
>>69530660
Modest but decent enough, she doesn't have to be a Messi, but something like a promotion-bound striker would be nice
>>69530662
he played in the first 4 league games when the de gea to madrid stuff was happening
1-0 win v spurs at home
1-0 win v villa away
0-0 draw v newcastle at home
2-1 loss v swansea away
he also played in both legs of the qualifier v brugge (7-1 aggregate), both legs v midtjylland (6-3 aggregate), played v shrewsbury in the fa cup (3-0 win) and middlesbrough in the league cup (lost on home on penalties after 0-0)
>>69530483
3 league appearances
0 goals
>Arsenal to bid £55m for Draxler
Really? That's gone up £11m in 2 days.
>Arsenal to bid £45m for Lacasette
Really? Who is coming up with this shit?
>Arsenal scouting Icardi
Oh come the fuck on. Is making up rumours the fucking easiest job in the world?
>>69530771
draxler is well worth that price
>>69530767
quite sure he'll score atleast 10
>>69530706
Just gotta search the transfer market for a shrewd deal then la. On the lookout for a loan deal myself after my gf for the past season terminated the contract
>>69530771
Seems like all prices are rising fast atm
>>69530792
>t. Liverpoop Shitposter
LEL. No, but seriously, you're probably right. Or do you mean 10 in the league only?
pogba to united done lads
>>69530549
I was so terribly confused for a second
>>69530820
league only, he's done that 2 seasons in a row at southampton
>>69530787
He's good, but I wouldn't say £55m good. But if he scored 30 goals for Arsenal, go for it. I just know he'll get injured and the board will go "SEE THIS IS WHY WE DON'T SIGN MARQUEES!".
But since you're talking to me. Icardi, Lacasette or Morata if you HAD to have one?
>>69530840
Well Lovern, Mignolet and Clyne were all good at Southampton, didn't turn out so well for Liverpool did it?
>13/14
2nd
>14/15
5th
>15/16
8th
So who knows. Beneteke didn't do too well, did he?
>>69530893
Lovren and Clyne have both been good. Mignolet played for Sunderland
>>69530476
What ?
>>69530815
That's rough, was she unable to keep up with the double training sessions?
>>69530549
I think he's trying to say Mourinho but he's too stupid to realize that it sounds like Coutinho.
adriano from barcelona to lazio for a few million
>>69530851
he's not simply good, in terms of sheer ability he might be on par with Messi. I'm being completely honest there.
if I had to pick between those 3 it'll be Lacazette. I don't really like him but he's more versatile than Icardi (stay into the box and wait type) and Morata who is really inconsistent. Lacazette is a good finisher and might be the cheapest too
>>69531004
Why didn't he day >mouyes
>>69530975
It was a matter of geographical distance, as she felt isolated because the club was too far away
>>69530685
>>69530695
>>69530706
>>69530735
Right, thanks.
Mata to Everton for 15 million
>>69531317
Surely Odense isn't that for from Copenhagen
>>69531873
This is the only link I am currently happy with atm. Barkley is poo. Everton need a fucking centre back. Jags is old and Stones is going. Funes Mori is also very inconsistent but hope he picks up under koeman. Need someone to replace an excel but old Gareth Barry. Need a good goalkeeper. Begivic would be decent.
>>69530483
Why do they always lean?
who can honestly, legitimately, stop them guys?
>inb4 le kompany injured meme
denayer can take his place or otamendi could just play cb with fernandinhio as rb.
>>69533246
That's a fucking retarded formation that would get run over
>Stones/Otamendi as fullbacks
So who the hell are Chelsea looking at atm? Seems like they are out for Nainggolan and Koulibaly. Possibly Kante, and Gabrigol I heard but, what about CB???
>>69530426
>Barcelona has signed french left back Lucas Digne, 22, from PSG for £17.1 Million
pretty funny, he left PSG because he was tired of warming the bench, when he has no chance of taking alba's starter position
why is Madrid not signin anyone what is Florentine doing??
>>69535233
Zidane wanted Pogba.
bump cause page 6 in the morning
>>69535233
I heard they want Pogba or
Sissoko.
Friendly reminder Poop is about to get exposed again this year
You can tell he's a hack just by how he's even thinking of trying meme-taka in the fastest, most physically demanding league in the world
This is already looking like a car crash before it even happens
>gf and her agent looking for a transfer to a better club
>no replacement lined up as i am going into administration
fuck everything lads
>>69537669
he's going to destroy the memeplel and by december you will be making threads all butthurt and crying because he already won the league after taking a shit on your team for the nth time
>>69537671
>gf turned down our offer in favour of joining a club with a reputation of being a pretentious lefty twat with a shitty guitar
>>69537669
Nah, he is going to bring his secret weapon from his own carrier and from his previous clubs - PEDs
>>69537719
>a pretentious lefty
tells you all you need to know
dumb rightcuck
>>69537669
think he'll be alright, will neither destroy the league nor fail hard
>>69537669
He needs to sign better players to stand a chance. Aguero will be Injured for six months. Sterling is trash. The defence is hilarious. Fat Turk and old man lolito aren't good enough.
>>69537758
Aubameyang, Javi Martinez, Bonnucci, Thiago, Arturo Vidal, Ter Stegen, Bellerín and Bernat, done
>>69537719
>have just learned that gf has had trials with Chad FC and CHAOD
>>69537669
>only losing the CL while winning everything else is now considered exposed
what. the. fuck.
>>69537799
you better not be that city faggot
>>69537758
>needs to get better players
no he needs to get them to play less like mercenaries
Leicester won with a couple of decent players and literal whos, Arsenal came 2nd with a group of benchwarmers and secondary players, Tottenham was 3rd being the main part of the England squad that lost to a fucking dentist.
>>69537890
>winning everything else with bayern
like winning everything else with celtic the last couple of years
Morning.
>>69530426
If only Benatia stayed fit.
Bog Sim his England
>>69538075
fucking fractional odds
>people think Nolito has been signed to play as a forward
I guarantee he will be played at RB knowing the shite the Pep's head.
@69538141
You're a joke of a person tbqh
Find something meaningful to do with your life
What did he mean by this?
>>69538291
Danyano Tsuwater
>>69538135
i don't understand how fractional odds are still a thing. its 2016 people!
>>69533246
>>69533246
>Gundogan DM
>No fullbacks
>David Silva CM
>Nolito starting
>Ter Stegen
This is why Americans are not allowed
>>69538489
yes because lebanon has offered so much to soccer?
>>69538291
>that throbbing temple vein
Confirmed for mid-late heart attack
>New Madrid kits
Didn't halal already have a purple one a few years ago?
>>69537799
Javi Martinez is going to Liverpool la, just saw his jet fly over
>>69538865
it was pink i think
>>69531108
Because he's a stupid yank
>>69533013
>Everton need a fucking centre back.
They apparently put in a bid for Lacroix like a week ago. He's had some recent injury problems, but he's generally solid, and I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a cap for Switzerland yet.
>>69538999
Remy?
>>69539016
Leo. He plays for Sion, which is probably partly the reason he hasn't been called up to the national team.
Poleaboo is all alone in the house right now
Had a dream before I woke up
Got raped in prison again but was released because it was decided that they could not keep me safe while detained
Also got a nice cash lumpsum as compensation
Bumped into the Polish girl on my way to the train station, the police told her about my situation and she was very sympathetic
Offered to let me live with her (and her bf)
While living with her she taught me all about being girl, things like doing my makeup, walking in heels etc. She also gave me some of her clothes and we went out clubbing together. She also hooked me up with my first bf.
Tried masturbating but it was extremely difficult, think I'm almost at the point where I will no longer be able to ejaculate
oh, the burn the is healing really nicely, there's a thin layer of skin over it now
>>69538177
Whatever he's doing, it will be value for money since he was bought for such a paltry amount
>>69530787
ha
>(you)
>>69539016
they can have remy as well.. he's still at chelsea for some reason
>>69533246
>thinking they will sign boipucci
>Gundogan alone in central midfield
>megamind not permacrocked
>John Stones
>Otamendi fullback
>Silva not getting benched
wew lad I didnt think Americans were this clueless
>>69534982
KOULIBALY IS A CENTRE BACK FOR FUCK SAKE WATCH THE SPORT
big sam out, moyes in
meme rate stable
>>69539016
wonder what kind of bid I'd have to put in for that ass tbqh
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36781992
I got Steve Bruce, what do you lads get?
>>69539125
most pornstars work as escorts on the side probably a grand or so
>>69539129
Big Sam
>>69539129
got Steve Bruce too
what just happened?
>>69539172
a bunch of posts just got deleted.. but I see it's all aussie so I assume ban
>>69539129
If nothing else, a footballing legend like Bruce would certainly be able to command the respect of the squad
>>69538865
The purple represents Castile, the historical region that Madrid was/is a part of (in the second Spanish Republic, this colour was on the flag of Spain, see pic)
The diagonal sash on Real Madrid's logo also used to be this dark faded purple colour, but they changed it to dark blue a few years ago for unknown reasons. "Branding" I guess.
>>69539199
>>69539217
Pretty interesting desu. Cheers mate.
>>69539129
>>69539153
Yeah I got Steve Bruce. I think he'd be a good choice to be honest. An advantage he has over Big Sam is that he's a bit younger, and I want someone who can really devote themselves to this job, give it everything they've got, and potentially stay for 10 years if they're successful enough.
>>69539243
apart from the fact big sam has been really succesful everywhere he's been and steve bruce has fucked up multiple clubs
>>69539037
>Bumped into the Polish girl on my way to the train station, the police told her about my situation and she was very sympathetic
>Offered to let me live with her (and her bf)
>
>While living with her she taught me all about being girl, things like doing my makeup, walking in heels etc. She also gave me some of her clothes and we went out clubbing together. She also hooked me up with my first bf.
Your obession with the polish girls is disturbing. You're becoming a tranny in the 1/100000000 odds she becomes your best friend.
>>69539199
You're correct
>>69539260
>You're becoming a tranny in the 1/100000000 odds she becomes your best friend.
No, I want to be a girl regardless
That would just be a bonus
>Götze might leave Buyern after all
This guy is such a fucking retard.
Apparently Benatia arrived in Turin for his medical.
>>69539231
No problem. Also if you look at Real Madrid ultras, they use the purple colour too.
>>69539255
Big Sam is very good yes, in fact he was my top choice, I just hope he doesn't do anything like "oh I'll just do a couple years then I'll retire". Hopefully be won't because he's 61 so he could work for up to ten years I guess. But I'm a believer that old managers eventually turn senile and shit, or basically they just lose the hunger and aggression needed to win because they're too old. See Roy Hodgson and Arsene Wenger.
>>69539129
Glenn Hoddle.
>>69539129
I got Klinsmann
> muricans discussing football
> who can beat man $ity?
Geeeez I dunno, Chelsea, Man United? Even Arsenal and Liverpool. Names don't win championships.
>>69539129
Bog Sim
Liverpool looked very impressive yesterday. How many league goals do you guys reckon Grujic will score?
>>69539364
1 or 2
>>69539358
>Chelsea, Man United? Even Arsenal and Liverpool
>Names don't win championships.
contradicting yourself there m8
>>69539364
4 in the championship
Top 4 prediction next year:
1. Man U
2. Shitty
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool
5. Arsenal
6. Spurs
discuss
>>69539409
>top 4
>posts a top 6
1. Leicester
2. Man City
3. Man Utd
4. Arsenal
I like it.
What are your thought on Big Sam as England manager lads?
“Manchester United has strong historical links with China and we are very proud of our relationship and of our fans throughout the country.''
What did Mou mean by this?
>>69539416
Which contains a top 4, don't be pedantic
>>69539424
$hekels
>>69539418
>Tigers Trust
doesn't sound like a real sponsor
>>69539409
1. Liverpool
b. MnUtd
(iii) . Watford
IV. Boro
>>69533246
> Fernandinho as RB
> Nolito starting
omg plz stahp
>>69533246
It's our season, girlfriend
>>69539442
It's a sports charity in Hull.
ty based Tigers.
>>69539217
>The purple represents Castile
more accurately it represents the castilian comuneros
http://www.abc.es/20120413/espana/abci-bandera-republicana-colores-201204122103.html
>>69539473
This entire post is going into the filter.
Name, tripcode, filename and image.
Serey Die is going back to Basel.
>>69539409
1. Man U
2. Chelsea
3. Man City
4. Liverpool
5. Spurs
6. Leicester
7. Arsepoop
Hey everyone, give me attention
>>69539488
>Filtering the upcoming trip start of the 16/17 season.
>>69539475
I guess no one else was willing to sponsor them for real money
>>69539498
I now remember Serey Die.
Man City will win nothing
>>69539511
Leicester still top 6 desu? I think they'll finish seventh at the most
>>69539548
t. Mou
Conte's first presser today lads
>>69539548
Of course they will, don't be a retard.
>>69539530
Local sponsers are the best by far. With oil/paki/loan sponers being last.
>>69539559
Where can you watch it?
>>69539548
In poop's first year maybe yes
>>69539574
>paki
>>69539577
live on chelseatv at 14:00 brittime, maybe ssn
Who the fuck is Monica?
>>69539488
He's trying to be as obnoxious as possible, it's a part of his gimmick. Ignore him and dont reply
>coach doesn't like the player
>barely plays him even though his scoring is decent for first season at club
>its obviously that club are going to sell
>clubs bid £20m
>hold out
>clubs bid £25m
>demand the £32.5m you stupidly paid
>clubs fuck off and go elsewhere
Everyday is a great day for an ABL
>>69539640
don't engage it
this goes for all of you
>>69539640
A cute transgendered Man City fan.
>>69539640
tripfag, therefore attention seeker. filter.
>>69539666
Thanks Hans, just did that
>>69539641
There's nothing obnoxious about being a Man City fan
>he
SHE
>>69539729
>There's nothing obnoxious about being a Man City fan
gave you a last chance. filtered.
>>69539743
Sorry I don't support my local Conference side like my father and grandfather before me
I only live 10 miles from the Etihad
re: "Monica"
fuck off man
Very little more pathetic than people announcing filters.
>haha I'm not reading your posts, look at this .gif I spent time making to show you!
It's like dude who gives a shit man
ALright lads noticed the filtering. I'll help you out and respost her thoughts
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>>69539641
There's nothing obnoxious about being a Man City fan
>he
SHE
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>>69539743
Sorry I don't support my local Conference side like my father and grandfather before me
I only live 10 miles from the Etihad
>>69539666
>>69539745
kek look at this weakling not being able to handle the bantz
aimed at #69539783
>her
his
>SHE
>he
>>69539775
Clearly you do.
>>69539666
>>69539745
>mad Austrians
>>69539783
Thanks *hugs*
>>69539761
I've been posting here regularly since 2013, only just decided to trip though
>>69539811
t. armchair gender therapist
>>69539666
>not using 4chan x
re: "Monica" his replies to posts 69539761 and 69539811
fuck off man
>>69539837
this, also
>showing stubs
>>69539837
but I do
>>69539811
He literally did this to avoid jail for stalking. What better defence than the nutter kind.
>>69539442
i want flamingoland back
Imagine being so desperate for attention that you have to seek it on 4chan of all places
>>69539775
lisicki
>>69539865
>showing stubs
>>69539887
you'd have thought Claude from arsenalfantv would reached that far by now
>/trans/ actually has a trans poster
comfy
>>69539853
Not sure what your issue with me is
>>69539868
Yeah, I made myself permanently sterile just to avoid a short and unlikely prison sentence
>shaqiri to dortmund
Stoke fans on suicide watch
>Flip keeps getting BTFO by /trans/
>Disappears
>Suddenly obnoxious City trips appears out of nowhere
Hmmm
>>69539909
Feels progressive man
>>69539915
He was always to good for Stoke, their supporters should have known that it would be a one season thing
Still shocked they manage to get him
>>69539924
I used to post as far back as 2013 in /trans/, /epl/ and /motd/ but without the trip
>>69539914
No tits
>>69539944
Can take up to 2 years to develop them and even then they'll be 1-2 cup sizes smaller than your closest female relative
>tfw Utd fan so I've got a soft spot for Ellie
>tfw into trannies so I've got a hard spot for Monica
>>69539915
he is only 24, fuck thought he's 27-28
>>69539909
>implying it's not just some fat neckbeard starving for attention and so pathetically lonely that even insults is better to him that not having any contact with other humans at all
>>69539953
>into trannies so I've got a hard spot for Monica
literally some overweight paki lad who puts on girls clothing
>>69539956
trannies are starved for attention and usually fat
>>69539959
I'm on HRT
>>69539953
>manure fan
>is into trannies
Not at all surprising. Lel.
>>69539969
doesnt mean ur a proper tranny
>>69539938
>He was always to good for Stoke
The guy was inconsistent as hell, and had maybe 3-4 games where he really showed his talent. How this guy has managed to go from top club to top club without really doing well at any of them defies belief.
>>69539976
ey up its the irish liverpool fan
you annoyed about benteke news?
>>69539964
whatever he is just stop replying to him
>>69539956
>starving for attention and so pathetically lonely
He got in a bunch of shit for stalking some polish girl.
>>69539666
here m8
>>69539997
(╥_╥)
>>69539983
I'm not saying he deserved to be at a top club, just somewhere better than Stoke
Spurs, Liverpool, Everton etc.
>>69539978
I'm in the process of getting laser hair removal. Got a repeat patch test next Wednesday
>>69540004
I don't stalk anyone
>>69540000
or what?
>>69540045
or he'll keep shitposting, but if you like it go ahead
>Sunderland to sound out David Moyes as club plan for Sam Allardyce England departure
>Sunderland have begun to make contingency plans to replace manager Sam Allardyce as fears rise he is on the verge of being offered the England job.
>As a result, Telegraph Sport understands the club will make tentative enquiries, through intermediaries, to discover whether former Everton and Manchester United manager David Moyes would be interested in replacing Allardyce, who is likely to recommend the Scot if he does leave.
From the Telegraph
Will >Moyes return?
>>69540066
>Snuderland
>>69540041
>I don't stalk anyone
You even stalk them in your dreams lad
>>69540064
I'm not shitposting though, I've added plenty to discussions
>>69540066
but who do they have lined up for december?
>>69540066
It's >moyes, fyi.
>>69540066
Such a fall from grace
Wonder if he'll stick with them in the Championship the following season
>>69540041
>somewhere better than Stoke
He's getting that sweet PL cash, so any move away from England is out of the question. Neither Poch nor Kloppo are players that would sign an inconsistent and injury prone luxury player. Everton seems like a more logical option, but are Everton really bigger than Stoke? They might have a more glorious history (relatively speaking), but why would any player care about that?
>>69540007
nice
don't engage it faggots
>>69540122
was 2010 one of the best world cups? Apart from Spain winning obviously
>>69539983
I can't understand it either. He'd be amazing if he just learned to give a damn every match. But as it is he only turns up once every 5 matches.
>>69540120
What makes you think that this is the correct forum to ask that question?
>>69540155
>/sp/ - Shitposting
>>69540139
I don't know but Suarez hand of god was easily top 3 of the best moment in footy
>>69540121
>are Everton really bigger than Stoke?
They have bigger aims (Everton wasn't European football, Stoke just want to be safe midtable)
They have more money and are willing to spend it so Shaqiri could surround himself with better teammates to make himself look better
They are a more popular club so that's better for the players brands
>>69540155
This place used to be wall to wall banter before the crackdown by the jannys and mass exodus to /brit/
>>69540167
I miss Suarez so fucking badly
>>69540139
unwatchable for the most part due to BZZZ and pepball
>>69540181
Fuck off Purgatory. I know its you.
>>69540167
Disgusting
He cheated an African team out of their first World Cup semi
>>69540120
Doner and chips aren't a lady's meal
>>69540185
>bzzzzzz
>Spain wining by boring everyone to death
no
>>69540223
so? it was one pure gesture coming out of basic instinct, fueled by strong patriotism
they had to score that penalty haha
>almost end of lunchtime
>225 posts
>thread was made last night
/trans/ is dead then
>>69540254
It was completely vile and possibly the worst act seen at a world football
completely unsportsmanlike like, perverting the rules and flow of the game
>>69540266
/trans/ has been dead since 2014
>>69540281
mate who cares
>>69540184
Suarez played for an Irish team?
>>69540310
anyone and everyone who loves football?
is burnley just accepting going down again?
>>69540299
/trans/ has been dead for a month
beacause of stupid Euro 2016
Look at me everyone! I am now a trans person! I support Manchester United and I love having my mouth and ass filled with black dicks!
You can all call me Mistress Asia!
>>69540361
Yes. Their plan is to live off of sweet parachute payments.
>>69540361
Yeah, it's pathetic and disgusting
All they care about is money
At least billionaire clubs care about glory (which is in tune with the fans)
>>69540395
I think it's more to do with the millions they get just for being up for one season
Probably a clause for parachute payments if you go back up (also parachute payments are far less than what you get for being in the league for a season)
>>69540395
but new tv money > parachute money
Javi?
>>69540361
hull haven't signed anyone either.
it's pretty embarassing desu
although burnley are close to signing gudmundsson
>>69540281
This is why you Euros are so pussy you do whatever it takes to when mate including sell your soul or sacrifice your first born
mum is making a lasagne
No need to go out
>>69540502
>win goddamn double shifts are fucking my brain up
>>69540515
This is fucking tragic. Genuinely pissed off at this prick.
Imagine spending 50m on Stones
lmao
dont know anything about soccer lads
>>69540473
and hendrick probs
>>69540546
What's tragic?
>>69540574
He's English and as a defender he'll have a long career
>>69540577
You know how to turn on a computer. That's enough to hang around on /trans/.
>>69540574
City are nothing but a joke club.
>Otamendi £30m
>Mangala £42m
>Stones £50m
so £122m on three centres and you still have Hart in goal. Looking at it this way, Pogba seems a fair price.
conte time
>>69540389
who is the saemon daemòn on the right
>>69540593
How much would Stones be worth if he wasn't English? I doubt he'd go for more than 10 million.
>>69540574
Can't be worse than spending 20m on Flopcow
Why no one mention Leroy Sane to City for 50mil€ is a done deal?
skrtel finally fener confirmed
>>69540626
He's still young and looked decent that one season so that's still £20-25m
>>69540618
Mangala has physical qualities that you can't teach, he's young so he'll only get better
We were forced to buy Otemendi because they owed us money for Negredo
Stones is OK, need some English players
any update on liverpool to 1st?
