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Dumping what I got
>>69507173
this was 2009? it looks more like 1989
>>69507190
this football is also welcome
1/3
>>69507400
2/3
>>69507419
3/3
>>69507558
>>69507400
the GOAT celebration
>>69507677
>Evra
JUST
>>69507419
>>69507400
haha what is Buffon even doing? :PP
the english pirlo la
>>69507361
more Cardinals misery
>Only posting goals vs Germany and Bayern
What have we done to you ;_;
>>69507190
wow, that Pennington throw looked so effortless
f
>>69507859
>portulel
>>69507875
>Jap wimmin
I can never pass up an opportunity to post this one
>>69507828
not my fault bayern concedes such beautiful goals m8
here, have this one bro
webm related directly follows >>69507823
>>69507190
FOOTBALL, FOOT. Dumb amerifat.
>>69508030
>>69507361
dumb frogs
>>69507190
>rugby in football thread
>>69508080
>divekick in a football thread
>>69508076
>this is one of football's greatest plays and it happens regularly in rugby
>>69508141
what do you find interesting in football? I'm genuinely asking because I don't know anything about that and people always say negative stuff on it.
>>69508141
another epic FG fuck-up
>>69507190
there's a reason handball webm thread aren't a thing literally nothing interesting happens ever
>>69508190
>people always say negative stuff on it.
for one, you foreigners outnumber Americans who follow what many of you call "handegg" because you can't stand the thought of American sports on this board, which sounds fucking stupid and is a deliberate insult.
You people also think short men kicking a ball around for an hour and a half and maybe scoring a goal or two is good fun, which it isn't, especially when games can end in a tie, which is even more stupid than calling American football "handegg" because
>you hold an egg-shaped ball in your hands, ergo handegg
.
welp that's my soccer rant done, back to our regularly-scheduled programming
>>69508276
>handball
do you mean your foreigner "insult, handegg? because see above
>athletically gifted people throw deep balls, make amazing catches, run for big yardage, make game-saving tackles and interceptions
>kick a ball back and forth to teammates for 90+ minutes
I'll take the REAL football (American) every day of my life
>>69508030
There's a ball and you run on your feet.
Football. What you're talking about is kickball. Soccer is KICKBALL BECAUSE YOU KICK BALL.
>>69508506
why do they keep playing if the time is over?
>>69508415
but explain what's fun about it... doesn't it just stop after 20 seconds? i've never watched a full game in my life btw
>>69508415
There's never ever happening anything there's nothing burger absolutely nothing in your sport but hey keep pushing it media does wonders handball is so forced down your throat already.
>le big man jumps and catch ball in the air
>amazing
lmaoing at ur life burger
>>69508544
Because as long as you get the final play off before the clock hits 0 it counts. Think about it like it was Soccer. The ref doesn't blow the final whistle until the final attacking opportunity is concluded
>>69508635
cheers
>>69508544
>why do they keep playing if the time is over?
When the ball is snapped it is live and in play until the whistle is blown. The ball may not be snapped when time is out, but play continues until the ball is downed, even if the clock is up.
The clock is only for when it is legal to run a play.
>>69508544
the "play" isn't over until the player with the ball is
a) tackled with two or more of his knees, elbows and/or toes on the ground, or
b) he runs out of bounds
And you're allowed to pass directly to the side (hence the term "lateral") or backwards as long as the play is still live.
>>69508044
i miss pacebabby donaldo
>>69508784
I remember at least one other instance of ball getting fucked in this Euro. What's going on with the ball production?
>>69507190
This webm alone is shows more athleticism and coordination than any of these soccer videos.
>>69508076
Because unlike in Rugby it's a fuckload more risky in football Surb.
Anyone got a webm of Amari Cooper getting taking a slant and then not only running for the TD, but embarrassing the Charger Secondary when they surrounded him when he managed to side step out of their net and they fell over each other?
>>69508268
I don't know handegg rules, so could an Amerifriend explain:
I thought the play (down?) stops when the ball carries goes to the ground. Is the rule different during intercepts? This nigga just gets up and starts running.
Requesting webm of Ronaldo shaking Santos. Thanks in advance.
>>69509009
for the play to stop, the player with the ball has to either have two or more of his knees and elbows on the ground (get tackled), run out of bounds, or score a touchdown (these are all barring penalties). If he's on the ground at all, two or more defensive players have to touch him to end the play
In the case of that interception, the guy in black (#43) could keep going because no one touched him after he intercepted the ball initially
>>69509199
*knees and/or elbows
>>69507190
it's so dense, every single frame has so many things going on
>>69509199
Thanks
>>69509317
lel, did they cover the field in bacon grease or something?
>>69508592
It's better than
>le twig man runs and kicks ball into net after jogging around for 20 minutes to end game in tie
>Dramatic sport
>>69507400
GROSSO, GROSSO, GROSSO, GOL DI GROSSO, GOL DI GROSSO
>>69507558
>>69507578
shite
>>69509402
Not only did he score that goal, he also scored the winning penalty in the shootout against France.
>>69508080
>calling handegg rugby
>>69508057
spooky
Post your best injury webms
>>69509796
holy shit lmao
>>69508044
I like how he manages to keep his captain band
1/2
>>69510071
2/2
kek
>>69510103
man what a fucking douche why she acting all hurt
>>69508784
>when you get a new ball and invite other kids to play and they puncture it ''accidentally''
>>69510019
I appreciate his balls though
>>69509859
Im so confused
>>69507429
Germans must hate Italians so much. Even when they do beat them, they knocked out anyway.
>>69509317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_YodiJO6k
>>69507956
>That guy falling off the balcony
holy shit, my sides. Can't imagine what these idiots did when he missed that PK
>>69510140
cause she really wants it make to seem like she is kicking it wrong because of an injury
I'm the free kick taker for my amateur team and I do the same thing, it's become a team meme now
>>69508932
got you senpai
>>69510019
Please spoiler that filename.
>>69510371
That's a girl mate.
>>69510266
RIP hip
>>69510464
TYBLGT
>>69509859
what is going on here why did he get a red card?
>>69510261
>>69510567
I think what happened was that offside was called and the forward deliberately kept going to play for time. So he got a (second) yellow for that and the keeper got yellow for hitting him.
context, for foreigners: this is the game-winning field goal kick attempt, and is the first time in FOOTBALL history that a game has ended like this.
>handegg
>skill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmxw4K3w4N4
This has nothing to do with football but for some reason it's in my spee folder and I think it looks pretty dope.
>>69509396
You can do that with literally any sport.
>le barrel man runs with egg in his hand until the end of the field
>le post man throws ball into circle with net
>le twig man rides a bicycle.
>>69509913
>filename
kek
>>69510889
why do retards think theres anything strange about this?
>>69510778
you can really see all the incredibly complex and intricate tactics and strategies that go into handegg.
>>69507361
6 !!! Baby, 6!!! Here we go Steelers
>>69509199
only one player has to touch them
>>69509996
lmao
>>69511003
glad to see a fellow glorious Steelers fan m8
>>69508445
>There's a ball and you run on your feet.
in that case isnt basketball, baseball, field hockey, lacrosse, netball, any other sport where a ball is involved and you run also football?
>>69508044
when you gotta impress your girl in the crowd
>>69508044
nice way to ruin a counter attack
>>69513658
there were literally 0 options going forward, you blind my man?
>>69514037
No, not blind.
>>69510997
Blocked Field Goals are incredibly rare. in soccer terms, this is what happened:
>90th minute, match tied 3-3
>Team A awarded penalty kickin dying seconds
>Team B's keeper saves and punches the ball away to a breaking striker who races the other way to score on the counter.
If that sounds improbable, then you've got the unlikelyhood of it happening right.
>>69507966
the absolute goat celebration
>>69514372
Reminds me of this, pretty similar situation
In the long run, it was better for glorious Leicester as they are now the premier league champions instead of the championship lmao
>>69507190
Holy jesus, he throws that tomahawk like nothing!
>>69510823
that is very dope. thanks hans
>>69509996
>0-31 out of nowhere
my fucking sides
>>69507173
that semen slurping sport is not football, Bonifacio, thats soccer
>>69510778
Fuckin Browns, how can a team become so meme?
Always try to watch them, this play was fucking hilarious!
>>69514037
>losing momentum with slow ass dribblings
Gee I wonder why he had 0 options left.
>>69508192
holy kek
>>69508144
>not understanding context, game time, or score
trying too hard faggot
>>69515311
0/10 made me (you).
>>69509199
>two or more
tf is wrong with you
>>69507859
why is he so bad at free kicks, will he still stop bayul from taking kicks this year?
>>69508075
holy shit that defense
>>69507885
>2-pt conversion in OT
That takes a LOT of balls
>>69517320
This one's better
>>69515853
Is this the funniest thing to happen in the history of mankind?
>>69515853
Now in situations like this, awarding a penalty goal is in order.
>>69508057
wait, what the fuck happened here?
Sort of related. Made a 4chan banner
>>69515435
>what is hold-up play
>>69517839
>>69518604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1qvhG1jbjk
>>69508057
what the fuck
>>69518604
This one's far better but the 4chan text doesn't look clean at all
>>69507677
>Kaka
What ever happened to this guy?
>>69519412
He plays in the MLS now
>>69517824
>>69508057
His kneecap popped.
>>69507400
>>69507419
>>69507429
worst defeat in german history (including both world wars) imo
>>69508044
He did that in the first half then dissapeared until the last minute of the second half did an assist for the final draw 2 - 2 and then left the field all mad. Ronaldo is egocentric and arrogant but at some weird level like a hollywood star. The fame got his head.
R/ing some sports brawls pls
>>69508139
why does he have a fanny pack?
>>69510019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LqnUlYgmw
>>69517371
that dude in the back at :58
>>69510606
Also, it's additional time and 1:0, guy obviously tried to prevent quick counter-attack and a goal in the last minute. probably some important game. a bit of a dirty move, wouldn't really give him a yellow tho
>>69507558
nakamura had a badass shot
>>69517724
which game was that?
>>69510371
They started shitposting about ronaldo on /sp/
>>69517508
yes
>>69508097
Delete this right now
>>69508097
What a fucking cuck.
>>69520299
against Porto 2009 UCL I think
>>69520059
>wouldn't really give him a yellow tho
That's a yellow.
But the gk deserves a straight red.
>>69511365
>dat block in da back #56 kek
>>69522915
semen
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p
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n
g
So much shit happening at once
Every time
>>69522943
N O R N I R O N
O
R
N
I
R
O
N
Norn Iron lads should be used to that weather, as well as the Ukranians only wee poof officials wanted to go in.
>>69521090
I think you're right.
The second leg game finished 2-2 and was just crazy.
He won the goal of the season for that.
>>69523665
there's so much going on in this webm
best goal of this euro
>>69522996
why the fuck did Messi spaz out like that?
>>69515824
what the flippin fuck
>>69524735
Mapou had been on his ass all night. There were some hard challenges the ref let slip.
>jirpoo
>>69525020
i've broken my knee 4 time, had 2 complete acl reconstructions and 3 partial knee reconstructions and I feel like i'm probably faster than giroud
>>69508415
american football is just rugby with headgear cause your players are scared of hurting themselves
you know its true
>>69510778
Alabama-Auburn sempai
>>69522915
There is absolutely no doubt Rakitic is a flaming homosexual
>>69525075
In this particular case, this is has much as running as controling the ball.
Look how many times he had to touch it to gain control, all those pointless moves.. in fact he controls it so poorly he has to keep his eyes on it the whole time, and misses both the defender coming from behind and Grease-man being alone.
>>69510918
jesus christ lmao
>>69527937
>rppmey
>>69524725
nainggolans goal was better
>>69507823
Anybody got the webm of the Packers defense imploding in overtime against Fitz?
>>69528135
>b-but luis suarez!!!
>muh 50 goals!!!
i remember that super hat trick he got against the team in blue and white, literally spoonfed by messi
>>69509152
thanks for the sportsfu portubro
>>69507914
Typical uruguayan football
>>69510728
>when steroids run out
>>69529917
He had a right to be angry, that goal was horribly conceded outside the area with no pressure at all.
>>69531570
W T FAIL
>>69531570
Holy shit, my sides.
>>69508038
fucking goat football webm
>>69508057
Imploding knees
NO ERA PENAL
>>69524735
autism rage
>>69528889
no problem amore mio
>>69523665
>scouse """"people""""
>>69529917
>yfw ronaldo dies early from high blood pressure
>>69508057
kneecap popped. gg my man your career is over.
>>69508057
Michael Krohn-Dejlig :(
>>69532664
>Necaxa is back to the top
aw shit I forgot about that
>Americans ruined another thread
>>69507429
The "hold him down he's having a seizure" celebration.
When will they learn?
>>69508056
This is exactly why i will forever hate wondolowski
An American Higuain
>>69535982
there was some other fairly important game where Wondo skied it over from like 3 feet away, can't remember exactly when it was
>>69510261
>>69510567
Offside flag went up and player continued play and was carded for time wasting
>>69536087
Wondo is utter shit and doesnt deserve a spot on the team, but that monkey Altidore cant keep his hammy's from exploding so USA is forced to keep him on. Thank god Bobby Wood showed some promise in concacaf and maybe Morris will join him. Dont know if US has any other decent quality center forwards.
>>69515824
what is this?
>>69510606
>>69536128
I call refball on this.
>>69507875
>why is this so awful?
>oh, they're women
>>69507896
Why is the goalie so fat? Was it a special league?
>>69507956
Cute.
>>69508013
Maybe my memory is shit but I swear there were a shit load of Ghanaian players with that haircut that year.
>>69508057
Fugg
>>69508056
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69532581
Clean and jerk this dick please!
>>69509796
What the actual fuck? That went from cute to appalling.
>>69509996
ARGENTINA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>69507190
>>69507190
United Statisans are surely the dullest, tackiest creatures on this planet.
Holy shit.
>>69528093
Worst fucking day of my life.
>>69519412
he plays on Disney World now
>>69507875
>CONCASHIT
>WOMEN
>SHIT
Pick all three.
>>69507896
>Those buildings near a football field with no protective nets
animalesque
>>69509996
loving every laugh
>>69508311
The wound that never heals. Never mind NO ERA PENAL
>>69508445
If it´s called football because you run on your feet, a more proper name would be feetball.
In feetball you do kick a ball occasionally, so it should also be called kickball.
In kickball you literally run on your feet the entire game, so it should also be called feetball.
And like >>69511416 said, any sport should also be called feetball because you´re usually running or at least walking on your feet. Golf should also be called feetball.
>>69509399
Kek, was this during a River match by any chance?
>>69507173
You now remember Dejagah
>>69510393
>the future
>>69527918
>that little kid
kek
>>69527358
>Look how many times he had to touch it to gain control
Instead of just hoofing it right in the goal on the second touch.
>>69509220
I have this video saved too, the english in the stream I was watching the commentators say "Not dead yet" which fits it so perfectly
>>69507896
>that keeper
>>69509996
delete this
>>69507400
my favorite game of all time
>>69527987
>the beautiful game
>>69527987
Jesus Christ, this is even worse than Spain v Netherlands in 2010.
>>69507956
The rubbing his head was a little much. As was jump off the balcony but I'm not sure Messi even noticed.
>>69538038
Wenger OUT
>>69538003
It was normal that time. See this as example (>tfw no webm of this):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfuD282WiWM
>>69538044
It really must be seen to be believed.
>>69508097
What a deft touch on the last one. Great dummy.
>>69528190
>this won the WC
>>69525020
>Boateng doing his best Gerrard impression
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/9850394/steven-gerrard-five-of-his-best-premier-league-goals
anyone here from the UK who can download that video and do a Mega/Dropbox or something like that? I really want that Middlesbrough goal in high quality
>>69538074
the goal that cost RM 80 million euros
>>69527918
"This is simply unbelievable I want to see a manager,I'm asking for a refund I did not come here to watch america losing I will sue you
>>69527918
I always like seeing (white) american fans watching soccer, must of felt pretty great watching the team make the semi's. Good on them
>>69538038
>l'ANUS
>ARSEnal
Really makes you think...
>>69538256
and now they can't afford Pogba
>>69509152
Super cute but them manshoulders
>>69524940
>"hello, my argentinian brethren"
>"...argentina es blanco"
>>69515311
>football
>handegg
WEBMS WITH SOUND IN /sp/ WHEN?
>>69536457
Kind of hard to see because of the perspective but yeah, looks like same height to me.
>>69525075
>i've broken my knee 4 time, had 2 complete acl reconstructions and 3 partial knee reconstructions
You must be more qualified than half the English team then
>>69539398
What was he even thinking?
>>69539186
People would just post football webms with porn sounds in the background.
>>69537082
ofc and in La Bombonera!
>>69540129
"really makes you think"
>>69517724
i remember watching this game live, based Tsu-Man, i miss his blooters
>>69507914
lleve puto
>>69507914
fuck this is goood
>>69526713
*bisexual at most
>>69538038
the aftermath of this goal is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xznzw98Dlxw
>>69538038
>45:00
>09:00
>9'
What the fuck is happening
>>69510889
he was waiting for Hart to drop it on the floor so he could steal it, it has happened before
>>69507173
based nigga
>>69507400
the one who gives the pass, its Pirlo right?
>>69510393
>That juke at the 18 yard line
>>69545270
god columbians are such punanies
>>69507173
>this shit again
>>69507382
>Thiagos pressure
But spee told me he's world class
>>69507173
what a goal
>>69545270
Forlan's smile is priceless
>>69508932
>This webm alone is shows more athleticism and coordination than any of these soccer videos.
>using ones hands to throw and catch
Mindblowing
>>69508311
Lo único relevante que hizo en su carrera ese maricón de mierda.
>>69537780
Why is he so sad ?
>>69547807
Browns fans are some of the most miserable fans in sports history because they follow one of the worst teams in sports history. In this particular instance, the game is tied with vert little time left and the Browns are about to kick a field goal that will win them the game if it's successful. Field goals are pretty easy and they almost always are successful, so the Browns are pretty much guaranteed to make the field goal and win the game. Instead, the field goal gets blocked by an opposing player (a play that happens very rarely) and the opposing team picks the ball up and runs it all the way down field for a touchdown as the clock expires. Browns lose.
>>69507400
>>69507419
>don't touch me, don't touch me
What did he mean by this?
>>69547907
>that ending
>>69548025
Source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNiDgDUL3So
>>69548104
>13-3
England btfo.
Thank you for the link brazilbro
>>69545216
Yes
Does anyone have the colourised webms of the 1966 world cup?
>>69509399
FUCK IM SCARED
>>69508784
Red if that tackle had been on griezeman
>frogs
>>69544760
zozzled
no but really what the fuck
>>69509996
Complete Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4ib8d59sg
>>69516008
he was probably dying when that Guerreiro free kick almost went in
>>69507901
literally GOAT female goal
>>69510778
I don't like the fact they don't have to put the ball down to score, they literally just have to run into the area so there are no last ditch tackles like based rugby.
>>69537956
How could a 0-0 match in regular time be so based? It was one of the most intense games I've ever seen
>>69538106
I have that webm in my computer, but now I'm on my phone
Give me a couple of hours and I'll post it, it's one of my favorite goals of all time
>>69546121
Es la perra de Guardiola, me sorprende que no lo haya fichado para el City >>69546121
>>69507914
I will never respect Urugayan soccer, and will spit on their flag every chance I get.
>>69510168
SHitty defending != great goal
>>69508192
oh god my sides
>>69507190
so glad i commissioned this webm
here another Chad Pennington Webm
if he never got hurt he would have been goat
>>69528043
Fuck this pussy. Brazilian media were talking "permanent spinal injury" and he shows up the next game looking on in the sidelines like wtf man BR is ez to hate..
>>69551080
Didn't that nigga have the best completion ratio all time or some shit?
>>69551501
Almost
Brees has .4% more
>>69508056
>Everyone forgets he was ruled (incorrectly) offside anyway
>>69523665
everytime i see this i notice something new
>>69511020
DELETE THIS
>>69553510
Higuita would've saved it with his scorpion kick 2bh
>>69550849
that was not shitty defending you retard, that was great dribbling
>>69507190
i cant believe this is a sport, seriously fuck
>>69507885
is this considered good?
>>69527957
so autistic
>>69507914
australia will always dominate u r gay, no matter what we will always be better than you
>>69507173
>Lell
Lel
>>69507914
>>69539398
why are Hurrahgayans so scum?
>>69508223
card the cunt
>>69527957
>learning a dutch word
>not 'kanker'
Anyone have the one where someone (maybe Xabi Alonso, for Spain) hands off the ball to Messi for the easiest assist in history?
>>69550521
nice, thanks dude
>>69508415
I watch both, you sound like a massively butthurt faggot
>>69558249
bump
>>69558249
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Are you talikng about the easy assist from Busquets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwsFYkp_r5w
>>69559727
Yeah, that's the one. I didn't have a good memory of it, just that it was messi.
>>69542983
man u naldo' was fucking amazing...all dem blooters man
>>69544760
>45 minutes from the second half(already over)
>9:00 minutes of extra time (9')
>>69546327
10 años y todavia duele?
>>69509353
lmao, no way thats legit
>>69554524
It's a very well executed draw play
>>69547996
Oh and the add insult the injury, the team they were playing against happened to be the Browns before they moved away to another city and changed their names the Ravens. The NFL created another Browns team via an expansion of the league. It's like your home team moving to another city because the owner hates you all. But the Ravens went on to win the super bowl (The championship for the NFL) a few yeas later. So Browns fans are extremely bitter about that.
On the other hand, Browns fans will just lash out if they think they've been fucked by the refs as opposed to their own team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-teMkx2vgA
(Refs did an illegal move which cost the Browns a chance to get into the playoffs because the other team had the lead and there was no time left. Fans start throwing anything not bolted down onto the field. Refs call the game and they get pummeled by debris as they go out. The owner and GM then actually defend the fan's behavior before having to backtrack after being crucified by the press.
>>69509996
Shiieeeeeeeeet lmao
>>69548546
>TAS
Into the trash it goes
>>69566297
Truly a great moment in football
>>69508415
>athletically gifted people throw deep balls, make amazing catches, run for big yardage, make game-saving tackles and interceptions
is this nigger for real
>>69566119
Tu que crees, cabrón. [spoiler]Ustedes junto con los alemanes son mi apuesta para la copa del mundo, Chile también puede dar la sorpresa[/spoiler]
>>69508415
He literally just threw a ball at a crowd and prayed someone in his team would get it. How is this "amazing"?
>>69566622
I can understand coming from someone that lives in a country where they dont know what a football is.
but clearly your american ass has never thrown a football in their life. how in the fuck have you never thrown a football?
LMAOing at your life i bet you cant even throw the pigskin more than 30yds
>>69566676
>but clearly your american ass has never thrown a football in their life
Yes, I have. But I'm smart enough to realize football is not fun to watch or play, and not just hop on the bandwagon of people who feel the need to love handegg just to feel "american".
You're a faggot if you a fucking sport is what defines your identity.
>>69569963
Si era penal desu. The only thing I disagree with was that it wasn't a yellow.
>>69565125
Ahhh, I see, thanks Chile. I never saw anyone use 45 second half instead of 90 minutes.
And what the hell happened, 9 minutes of ET
>>69528135
>>69528160
that's why the the same rules that applies to shoot-out should apply to penalties in regular time. one striker, one keeper, one opportunity.
>>69544499
doggo :3
>>69569963
Si era.
Requesting Essien's goal vs barca in 2009 pls
>>69570573
Probably some faggot fell down and paramedics came to check and shit
Too much player changes
All of that stuff that takes time off the match
>>69508192
Even funnier with a tab open playing the benny hill theme tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>69508483
Is Philly Boy ever going to get his ring?
>>69574667
That's some next level time wasting.
>>69507859
baka
>>69515824
This proves parallel universes exist.
