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>23 years of hurt
you will never be on the harvard rowing team
First for Jackets
>>69492650
First for fuck off dumb jonphoneposter
Who's the worst team at drafting
>>69492755
>rags
Who ready for the hero of hoc to become a dynasty ?
>>69492755
Oilers are terrible outside of the first round.
>>69492771
You need to have picks to be terrible
>1 pick in the first three rounds
>81th
>>69492771
Rangers are drafting pretty good desu (disregard McIlrath, he's an outlier). they just trade all of their picks
Who are some players you suspect of being Finnish?
>>69493075
Stamkos. Look at his retarded face
Although, he's way too good to be Finnish
>>69493326
stammer is a good looking guy imo
>>69493326
he just looks like a crackhead, à la the sedin brothers
>>69492755
Debbies, someone post the chart you know what I'm talking about
>>69493384
>no 6th/7th round picks made the NHL since 2005
really pathetic
>>69492956
Yeah nah the >rags suck dick at drafting
>>69493562
the >rags are shit at everything
>>69493601
>rags
>rags
I just heard that we're getting 'gender neutral' ID cards.
I fucking hate Justin Trudeau.
So very, very much.
Post aeeeeee them Puljus NOW*!!!!!!!
>>69493686
poopoo is corrupted now. join the real team
>>69493671
>>69493633
>rags
>>69493681
what does that mean? like theres no gender option on your drivers license?
>>69492755
Boston is trying very hard to make the cut.
>>69493748
poopoo was a finnish meme int shitposter
some >laffs posting, complimentary to the >rags posting
>laffs
>>69493749
>doubting don "the literal madman" sweeney
>>69493746
An ID card is just something you can get so you can buy beer and shit without needing to pass a test or put in the extra effort to get a passport
>>69492755
>>69493562
when I'm bored in the future I'll compile an empiric list of drafting success. that's a task that requires boredom AND autism
>>69493942
someone did last year
>>69493686
Mirin that Big Green Egg
Bulju knows his shit
>>69493942
You're going to have to take a pretty long break from forklift simulator
>>69493697
OUR GUY
>>69494051
hes all of /hoc/s
>>69493942
>that's a task that requires boredom AND autism
Very german of you
>mfw oilers win the stanley
>>69492424
Love it
>Radulov scores 65+
>Price wins another Vezina
>Pacioretty finally scores 40
>Galchenyuk becomes elite
>Habs win cup despite gross incompetence in the front office
cap this
>>69494276
none of that will happen, except the front office part which already did
>tfw like 200 days until the season starts
wtf am I supposed to do with all this free time?
>>69494633
make memes
>>69494633
Get a job or kill yourself
Is this guy Cell key material?
Time to shitpost
>>69495077
Aaaaand there's the /int/ poster.
>>69494863
Literally who?
>>69495117
>Calling Mark fucking Stone a literally who
Holy shit. I know >our teams have been shit last year, but learn to recognize our gems, brother.
>the /int/ caitlyn is a debbies fan
Canada is okay
>>69495513
i like canada too
>>69495513
Yea most Canadians are pretty cool
>>69495408
>>69495113
>laffs
>mfw debbies fan will continually get blamed for this
>>69494276
>mon visage quand healthy Carey Price
>ma face lorsque Alex "Russian Alex "Top 5" Ovechkin" Radulov
Sens will be the best canadian team this coming season
>>69495943
Now this is some dank memeing
>>69495993
no memes here friend, it's a fact.
>>69495943
"no"
>>69496024
>the worst poster on this board forgets his head coach is michel therrien
sad tbqh
>>69496054
>his head coach is michel therrien
Not for long
>>69496048
they were the best team last season
they wont have 3 of their top 6 injured this year
they wont have alex chiasson on the roster
full season with a competent top 4 d
>>69495513
BC outside of Hongcouver and western Alberta, that's all I'll give them
>>69496081
Good point. I guess they don't have too much competition either. just the jets, who play in the hardest division.
>>69492755
Minnesota Wild
Best drafted player on the team is Jonas Brodin.
>>69495993
poor kanada
>>69495943
I've heard that before
>>69496372
>Canapoors
>>69496453
>what is GDP per capita
americans are dumb tbqh familias
>>69496453
>What is country's population
Fuck. I shouldn't have to explain this to caitlyns. Don't you have a mass shooting to attend?
>>69496476
>>69496490
>one-tenth of our population
>less than one-tenth of our GDP
>???
so now that america is going to be mexico 2.0 in 20 years, who will be our hockey rival? Will it go back to russia? Sweden?
Pic related it's americaitlyns getting BTFO
>>69496453
>>69496476
>>69496490
>>69496614
>>69496674
can you guys stop, we're trying to meme here
>>69496674
FINLAND
I
N
L
A
N
D
>>69496674
Even Mexishits are better at hockey than pooinloos, chinks and sandniggers, friendo
>>69496780
caitlyn pls, america is 20 years away from being a soccer country.
You should start brushing up on the rules.
okay canada is awesome and all americans are terrible at hockey etc. etc. did you guys get it out of your system?
pls rechannel this autism into memes
Why cant us nucks and yanks all get along?
>>69497183
Because the transvestite faggot ruins every opportunity for us to get along
>crying about banter
pathetic
>>69492424
Bust
>shl
>>69497396
Word, Canadians are pretty pathetic>>69497183
>>69497436
Looks like a question to me
this>>69497245 is crying
>boohoo big mean Canadian was mean to me
>>69497436
>ifunny
And we're the pathetic ones.
>>69497423
>it's a Finn says something stupid episode
becoming way too common these days
>>69496674
Finland
They are getting stronk
Quebec should seperate as a backup.
>almost half an hour without an american post
is this what heaven feels like?
>>69498298
It was 20 minutes with nobody posting you gargantuan retard
Imagine the shitposting when Team NA wins da cup
>6 canadian forwards
>5 american forwards
>4 canadian defence
>3 american defence
>2 american goalies
>1 canadian goalie
>>69498327
With north americans you win
>mfw Pulju memes the Oilers into the playoffs this season then gets swept in all four rounds
Are the Devils elite?
>>69498364
>player scores the game winner on a tap in from a beautiful pass
>the passer was from the other country
Think of the shitposting. It's like Gary carefully designed this tournament to produce maximum memes
>>69498327
Fucking hope not.
>world tournament
>international teams that take players from competing countries
REEEEEEEE
Kill betman plz.
Also is khl compete?
nhl v. khl series when?
>>69498671
Never. The NHL looks at the KHL the same way Carey Price looks at Finnish goaltending
Canadians of /hoc/ debate me and my flawless top 10 rankings.
Wayne Gretzky
Gordie Howe
Bobby Orr
Mario Lemieux
Maurice Richard
Mark Messier
Patrick Roy
Jaromír Jágr
Jean Béliveau
Guy Lafleur
hockey is gaaaaay
>>69498692
>>69498698
>>69498702
All me
/hoc/ webm thread, anyone?
>>69498698
1. McDavid
2. The rest
>>69498802
McDavid is going to bust
>>69498862
how can he bust if hes already the best player in the league?
https://youtu.be/eT3xFT7HaCA?t=82
>average bolts fan
laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild
>>69499121
frig off norge
>>69499124
Good morning lad.
>>69499142
not a wild fan desu i just like telling you to FRIG OFF
>>69499121
Aren't you a >rags fan?
>>69499145
Oh I'll frig off alright.
>>69499164
Do you ride penguins to school in Norge?
>>69499174
It's meese for the most part.
>>69499121
I like you, norge
>>69496674
> America is your hockey rival
That's pretty fucking sad, bud, if you're competing with us. We're not even good at it
Try Sweden
>habs only chance of even making the playoffs is literally one guy
Quebec Nordiques when
>>69499216
>you'll never be American
Just kill me already
>>69499236
If >my team ever gets relocated I hope it's somewhere like Seattle just so Quebec gets cucked again.
>>69499257
>Norge
>>69499257
come to usa
>you now remember the 2015-16 Trashington Peepoopitals
HOCKEY NEWS
Shane Doan just signed a 1 year 2,5M contract
I bet they're actually pretty good friends.
>I hate Brodeur
McDavid
Hath not a Finn eyes, /hoc/? If you cut him, does he not bleed?
>>69501204
ahahaha
>>69502365
No. His blood is frozen, and the eyes fell out in a tragic fishing accident.
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>>69502511
He'll make mcbust look like a god
>mfw casuals will think mcmeme is good
>>69502511
Going to Edmonton was a blessing in disguise. Better to play with MeMeme than for Torts and his grinder philosophy designed to stifle creativity.
>>69499124
You frig off
Norge a cute
CUTE
>>69495943
I'm a fucking retard for having the Jets as my western team. Pick it up Canada
>>69496780
Don't forget the dindus
>>69498802
Nah man
1)Bergeron
2)the rest
last and second last) Crosbitch and McShitcunt
>>69498802
I wonder where he ranks after he shatters his knee this season.
>rags fans
Look at dat boi
i just rolled on my pupper's toes with my chair
>>69504780
Monster
>>69493326
Stamkos is Macedonian.
I grew up with him in Markham where all the Macedonians lived.
>>69504795
it was an accident.
i feel bad
Is summer the worst season?
>The maze that is the wild organization
our year
our year
our year
>>69505174
fuck yeah! St. Alberta here. Which part of Edmonton are you?
>>69502161
Probaply
>>69504864
Yes
>90° & humid af
Kill me
>>69504864
Heat
Sun
Bugs
Bicyclists everywhere
Homeless people
Yeah, it's shit
>>69505628
Except you get to see girls in little clothing. Probably the best part about summer.
>>69505648
>not jerking off indoors all day
>>69505206
jasper with the mountains and stuff
>>69505648
>women
Fucking pleb
>>69505648
Between that and girls with tan lines, there isn't much positive about summer.
>>69505743
>Being a virtual cuck
>>69505821
>being Canadian
I'd rather be a cuck
>Shane Doan plays his entire ice hockey career for a shitty desert team without winning anything
Is there a more cucked hokei player on this earth?
>>69505206
The shitty part
>>69504864
>not living in a GOAT mountain climate
>>69505821
I'm a fan of the variety to be honest. Winter sucks when it's -35 outside, but its also comfy as fuck. Autumn is probably my favorite time of year though.
>>69506531
Poor hamster is going to die from blood clots
>>69505879
>being a trophy chaser rather than a respectable teammate
>>69506599
There's a reason Finns belong in bin
>>69506656
>mad
>at finns
>>69506599
>doan
>respectable
Know how I know you're sunbelt?
>>69506827
>le doan hating guy
this is a stupid meme. i bet youre the same guy who thinks toes is better than yzerman
>>69506851
Lmao kill yourself strawman
Doan is an overrated cheap shot white chimp
>sunbelt produces first overall
>Canacucks become even more obsessed
How bad will it get when he doesn't bust?
>can't refute argument
>resorts to passive aggressive name calling
Its true what they say about the south, isn't it? They are all inbred retards.
>>69506913
auspic is RNH level of 1st overall centers, hes a guaranteed bust with all the unreasonable expectations laffs fans have
>>69506938
Laine will have a much better career IMO. Not only does he have a better supporting cast, but hes not under the microscope of shitronto.
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/blundell-nobody-loves-losing-shane-doan/
LMAO
BTFO
>>69506991
i honestly wish doan would just die or vanish or retire or something, its getting tiring to hear about the biggest loser in sports history
>>69507018
>I don't know that there's another man who's been as good as he's been in his sport, thats been not just ok with sucking, but looked forward to it, preferred it, took paycuts to do it, and is staying and finishing his career in a place where he knows he can't win.
He is truly a losers loser.
>>69506938
I dont see how anybody could develop properly in toronto. the poor kid is probably going to be expected to score 40 goals this season and make the playoffs up to the second round at least.
>>69507106
they think matthews is at or near jack eichels level already, when in reality hes nowhere near it
>>69507106
What?
>>69507170
Who the fuck said that? Steve Dangle?
>>69507302
There's been a bunch of articles claiming that.
>>69492849
>Oilers are terrible outside of the first round.
Their terrible there too though.
2013
>Nurse
2012
>Yakupov
2011
>RNH
2009
>Paajarvi-Svensson
2008
>Eberle
2007
>Gagner
2005
>Cogliano (at least he's still playing)
2003
>Pouliot
2002
>Niinimaki (literally who?)
2000
>Mikhnov (literally who?)
1999
>RIta (l w?)
98
>Henrich (l w?)
97
>Riesen (l w?)
96
>Boyd Devereaux (at least he played a little bit)
95
>Steve Kelly (career depth/AHL player)
94
>Bonsignore (l w? drafted before Ryan Smyth)
Which central division team will win the cup this year?
>>69507170
To be fair, his play at the World Championships is what makes people think that. But they don't stop to consider how he hasn't played the North American game on NHL sized ice in over a year. The kid is going to be soft and shit in his rookie year. At least the Fins played on the hybrid ice surface and against Mongols, so they should be more prepared for the NHL level.
>implying Doan won't be trade bait come trade deadline
>implying Matthews won't be the next Scott Gomez
>implying Laine won't break the rookie goal scoring record set by Sellane with the Jets
>implying Pulju won't impregnate every team mates wife with Finnish mongol genes and then him and Yakupov will conquer Canada
>>69507857
>implying the yak will be in canada for that long and not in china playing in the KHL
>>69507884
>implying Yak is not KGB spy
>>69507667
>Rita
>Niinimäki
>Pääjärvi
>Puljujärvi
Oilers got the yellow fever.
>>69508203
when is kurutalj?
>yfw the sparkledogs win the cup and you have to smell shane doans nuts
>>69508288
>le cap floor no fans team
>doing anything, ever
nah
>>69507731
Avs
>>69505206
Writing on stone reporting in
Any Canabros ever been to the Calgary Stampede? Is it worth a 6 hour drive to check out?
>>69508687
>tfw live 2 hours away but have never been
>>69508687
Yes it's fucking based if you like getting drunk and doing cocaine
I went last year it was glorious
>>69506827
>implying he's not respectable for playing a career with the same team
That's respectable alone.
How does /hoc/ rate Ken Holland?
>>69508847
Never done cocaine but I do love getting drunk.
Looks like it ends this weekend and I have a damn wedding to go to.
Maybe next year
>>69509172
babcock and scout babby.
>>69508288
>mfw the roadrunners win the calder cup
Hey mates, I'm starting a sport webm thread with hockey webms.
Come join and post some hockey moments please.
>>69509308
thats a fuckin cool looking bird
>>69509372
Sure I'll be right there
The only thing I'm looking forward to regarding the (((Gary))) Cup is the injury list so we learn roughly how many younger skaters will get a chance in the NHL at the beginning of the season.
>>69509767
what about team north america beating team finland? i mean i was worried that this seasons memes wouldn't be as dank as last season's - we kicked things off with a fucking rape accusation of all things - but the New Canada Cup could be a meme goldmine
>>69509915
If team north america and team finland are in the final, it will be decent.
>>69507018
>>69507105
what do you expect from a team in such a shitty location with such a terrible fanbase. a coyotes contract is essentially championship repellant.
>mfw finland wins EACH meaningful international ice hockei gold medal of the year 2016
>>69510077
Dubs confirm Finland hockey dynasty til 2022
>>69506991
What a dick. Doan is easily the most respectable guy in the league at this point. He's pretty old and slowed down a lot, but you can't say he "sucks" when he almost still put up 50 points last season, and is good for 25+ goals every year. Every team wishes they had a leader like that imo
Remember Alexander Frolov?
What other players seemed to just vanish from the NHL
>>69510175
Ville Leino
>>69510175
George W. Bouche
>>69510175
Slava voynov
>>69510225
Leino was painful to watch 2bh
our year
>>69510175
Travis Roy
>>69510165
>you can't say he "sucks"
we can and we will. he's a medium-sized fish in a small pond.
>>69510175
huselius
>>69510818
i USED to respect him back when he won us a memorial cup, but to just throw your career away with the coyotes, what a complete waste of rapidly dwindling talent.
>>69510868
>defending trophy chasers
Fuck off
>>69510077
>tfw no counter-meme tactics to use against Finland
>>69510961
big gap between trophy chasing and being competitive
literally the only reason to sign with the coyotes is so you can be close to the border for fresh shipments of coke and mescalin
>>69511016
not for you maybe
if finland is so great then why do their hockey players aspire to play in canada?
>>69511022
>getting this mad over a player who's comfortable playing on a certain team
Relax your autism fuck boy
>>69511072
>FUCK YOU AUTISTIC FUCKBOY STOP BEING SO MAD
he's comfortable being a loser. and you root for him which makes you a loser too.
>>69504864
It's crawling by. Nothing but bore ball
>>69511159
I don't root for him you dipshit. I couldn't give a flying fuck what he does with his life.
>>69511191
obviously. that's clearly the mindset you hold based on all your posts about him.
>canautists, caliniggers, yurotrash and eastcoastcucks are LITERALLY mad at Doan
Dunno if it's pathetic or hilarious. Maybe both?
>>69511448
>sunbelt beaner
>shit post
Checks out
>2 ply
>>69511489
>>69511671
>Canacuck makes a literal shitpost right below yours
STFU
1. Dallas
2. Minnesota
3. Winnipeg
4. Nashville
5. St. Louis
6. Chicago
7. Colorado
Cap this shit
POST YFW BAD RAD PUNCHES THERRIEN'S FACE IN
>>69511754
>making fun of americasuals for attempting to chirp
>shitposting
>>69511671
>mfw 3-ply
>>69511987
>>69510737
so are you a flames and canucks fan?
Thats fucking weird dude
![Apocalypse-Marvel-Comics-Trading-Card[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LlfqyB8.jpg "Apocalypse-Marvel-Comics-Trading-Card[1]")
>sabres killing each other at development camp
>>69502787
don't you take mcjesus's name in vain
>>69511448
IZAT KIPPERZ
>not being wet wipes masterrace
Enjoy your dirty uncomfortable asshole, assholes
Reminder that we did it, yinz.
>>69512055
go away pedo
>>69512010
i go for the flames as long as their success doesn't directly interfere with the canucks
also montreal, edmonton, ottawa, winnipeg, and toronto
and if none of them are playing then pittsburgh, florida, detroit, philadelphia, tampa bay, san jose, new jersey, or long island in roughly that order
i wish mark recchi was my dad
>>69512171
>cheering for other canadian teams
>>69512171
>rooting for other Canadian teams
You're the fucking worst.
The only time I ever see people like this are people who only watch playoffs, people who don't even watch hockey, and people incredibly new
>tsn showing a bunch of shit instead of the cfl game
fuck you tsn
and fuck the flames too
>>69512297
nvm its only tuesday
>>69511876
Winnishit way too high
>>69512507
>Winnoshit
get it?
>>69512229
>>69512255
hockey, like every other sport, is boring unless you pick a side
how am i supposed to watch three games in a row every saturday unless i care about nearly half the league?
also i would argue that the canadian that's cheering for Shane "i'd rather just relax on the beach" Doan to have success with the american team that was stolen from winnipeg is the fucking worst, much moreso that a guy who just wants to watch an excessive amount of hockey
Canada gets too much hate in /int/
>>69512775
>Hockey, like every other sport, is boring unless you pick a side
You tripfags never cease to kill your reputation
>>69510165
He gets those points because someone has to score and he gets the ice time. On any other team he's on the 4th line with no PP time.
>>69512775
Cheer for everyone to suck
There is literally nothing wrong with rooting for two teams from different conference
It's unacceptable to be a fan of two teams from the same division though
>>69512908
Not enought DEsu
>>69513395
Coming from the fucking slav who has like 7 favourite teams
Fuck off
>>69513584
I just think everyone deserves to win
Except >rags, Pens, lafers and canacucks
>>69513584
I have only 3 dumbass
>>69513637
Too bad faggot we always win
>>69513674
>literally zero (0) cantadian teams in the playoffs
http://hurricanes.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=889208
>>69513697
>literally 0 (zero) golds since professionals
Laptop just came back from repairs. Post dank Jons.
>tfw mcdavid will never change your engine oil for you
>watching MLB all star meme since nothing else on
can it be october already
>>69515389
>I stand up for
YOU
>>69515389
>tfw don't follow baseball but know >we're worst in the league
>beat rags in both series with 2 15 run blowouts
>rags
>>69515230
Is this nigger physically incapable of smiling?
>>69515576
He lives in Edmonton
>>69515576
Pulju smiles enough for both of them
>>69512959
i mean hockey is still more entertaining on the whole. i'd rather watch two teams that i genuinely don't care about, like the stars vs. the sabres, than watch a baseball or soccer game unless canada is playing
but i'm still more likely to drift away to a different show or a video game than if a team that i want to see win or lose is playing, and i don't think that's unusual
>>69513295
that's what boston, new york, colorado, washington, glendale, trashville, binnesota, and st. lousy are for
>>69513637
It must suck for you then knowing the Pens will remain the Stanley Cup champs for at least the next 23 months.
>>69515887
>yfw crosby is going to be the first and possibly only player to win a stanley cup, a conn smythe, and a world cup of hockey within a period of 4 months
>>69515971
But Crosby is too old to play for team U23
>>69514396
<pic
>>69516043
but they're going to take the bronze from finland
>>69515865
How does one subscribe to this entertaining and informative blog?
>>69515887
Pretty sure that's the same croatcuck that was bandwagoning the lightning and sharks.
He's still on suicide watch
>>69515576
only smiles when hes on ice, life is boring when youd rather be skating at mach 3
GOOD MORNING
>redditors posting jons
smhtbh
>>69516206
Hyvää huomenta
>>69516206
no hockey yet, get back to your hibernation
>>69516171
Is he the one that also bandwagons the Islanders?
>>69516247
the long summer of no hockey is a gift and a curse.
>>69492424
What's the >rags joke supposed to be about I don't watch hockey
>>69516343
its about this stupid faggot that wanders into /hoc/ asking stupid questions
also
>rags
>>69493686
I wanna lick them thighs
>>69493681
I bet you voted Muclair or Harper you conservacuck
>>69516343
>rags
>>69493798
I never did figure out how to work webms...
>>69516391
Shut the fuck up.
Trudeau is the worst thing to happen to this country since... well, Trudeau
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags.......... >rags .... >rags ........... >rags .............................. >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags >rags........ >rags >rags >rags ...... >rags ...... >rags>rags .......... >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags.................. >rags ......... >rags ..... >rags ................... >rags ............... >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
>>69516160
simply invoke or question my opinion my hockey loving compadriate
>>69516343
>rags
>>69510175
Mitsuharu Misawa
>>69516418
chretien was worse
>>69516459
>>69516482
>rags
Please stop posting >rags
I cheer for the Red Sox not the Texas Rangers
>>69516418
>>69516511
if trudeau
>A) Makes Weed Legal Again
>B)Forces the conservatives to find a representative that isn't a total asshole to split the ridings
then this will have been a good 4 years
>>69516579
Kim Campbell was pretty good. I'm all for gender equality and racial equality and even sexual equality.
>>69516569
>rags
>>69516569
>rags
>>69515230
What the fuck I want to hate this little faggot but that is some 10/10 taste in automobiles
Do any of you fine people know if one of your hockey players is either a Sonic X or Sailor Moon fan?
>>69516206
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
>R
Just bought a fortune pass
No more captcha, this is amazing
Cant believe that idiot trump is still running. You amerilards should be ashamed. I would vote for Hillary Clinton
>>69516863
Just post on tumblr it's free!
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>>69516891
>rags
>>69516869
don't canada have the prime minister who is a laughing stock of the whole world? Tredeu or something.
>>69515230
Jesus christ what a hokey fucking picture
>>69516988
no shit sherlock, its for a fucking canadian tire ad
>>69516869
Trudeau is literally the biggest blowhard known to man.
Trump is laughable because he doesn't stand a chance and he knows it.
We need cyber police to stop this hate speech that is going on against me. This needs to stop if we want to grow and succeed as a functional society.
>>69517060
>rags
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>>69516891
Get the fuck out of here. Hockey tripfags are enough, but this isn't even your sport you attention whore.
>>69517060
i hope you get inoperable brain cancer
I have a funny greentext story about my hockey watching sister if you wanna hear it...
>>69517220
nobody cares
>responding to this retard
You guys are fucking morons
>replying to a fucking leaf
>ever
>>69517361
But you're Canadian too homie
>the fucking way people are so rude inside this thread, my fucking word
Or as you say it on here tfw itt mfw
>>69517411
can it, mike
>>69517359
ive literally just been >rags-ing him
>>69517220
>rags
>>69517449
It's still a You, so just knock it off eh
>>69517449
Stop Britian from leaving EU and fuck off murica normie try surviving on MY board /r9k/
>>69517469
The word eh comes from eha which came from aboriginals. They need to be treated better, especially in Canada.
>>69517565
Fuck off this is OUR board
Oh boy. Somebody better make a new thread
New thread
>>69517791
The only good tripfag this general has ever had was Master of Dubs
Fact.
>>69517862
most tolerable maybe
This is weapons grade autism
>>69517957
This man will play on the same line as the player who will be better than Gretzky
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>69517862
Fuck off chubs
Dubstepan was miles better than you
>>69517976
Already confirmed that he's on the line with Pulju?
>>69517989
Vancouver, habs, Toronto(nobody is ever in a worse spot than the laffs), rags, ducks
>>69518013
its a meme you dip
>>69518022
No those teams are definitely in worse spots
>>69518013
NONE of those teams are tied to TWO decade long contracts for overrated locker room cancer declining players
There's a new thread>>69517840
>>69517991
Poopoo will bust
>>69518036
You replied to a MEME POST
>>69518041
Maybe not but they're definitely in worse positions
What does banter mean anyways? What are the rules to hockey? And what team should I root for?
>>69518083
Nope
They cant even begin to rebuild until those two overrated locker room cancers are done shitting up the ice
I love Finland. As a liberal it is my duty to love and tolerate everyone and everything.
>>69518102
Yeah but those other teams won't ever rebuild, much worse desu. But that doesn't fit your autistic "I hate Minnesota" narrative so whatever.
>this fucking leaf
Wrangle your tard, moose fuckers
>>69518121
They are actually rebuilding. The mild can't even do that until fucking 2025
LMAO
M
A
O
>>69518146
>we're rebuilding!
>t.laffs fans every year since 67
>>69518159
All of those teams could rebuild TWICE before pedosota can
top KEK
>>69518176
>could
But they won't lol
Your hatred for Minnesota is hilarious desu
>>69518013
>habs
>mediocre
Pick one
>>69518218
You're right, habs are awful
>>69518218
Whats a hab? Why would anyone name their team the habs that's retarted. That's like having an offensive and racist name like the redski... Or the indians.... Or blackhaw.. Damn sports Y U so racist?!
>rags
>>69512055
save money and buy a bidet for $20 off amazon
anyone else 100% uninterested in the vegas expansion team? i fear its going to end up like carolina or florida and have like 3 fans
>>69518201
I enjoy laughing at Minnesota
Do I hate them? No.
I just love the fact that they tried to make a big splash at FA and it's going to handicap them for the next 8 years
>>69518273
They already sold out season tickets though?
>>69512055
pretty sure thats bad for the skin around your asshole
>>69518159
>we're relocating
>t. """""""""The State of Hockey""""""""""
>>69518273
Las Vegas, New Mexico is getting a team? Why? Should I become a fan of the LV Ice Cactus?
>mfw Vesey comes home
>>69518284
so does florida and detoilet every year, and yet their stands are half empty every single game
>>69518293
>Ottawa
>Winnipeg
>Quebec
What's your point exactly?
>>69518327
Were those teams located in "the state of hockey"?
>>69518312
not him, but that's irrelevant because 90% of Vegas' income is white dudes going there to get wasted and get pussy, who are obviously down to pregame at a hockey game and hope for a fight or two. they have to suck pretty god damn hard to not sell out every game
>>69518273
I was with you until you insulted >us
I don't think anyone really cares about vegas honestly. At least Quebec was cucked again
>>69518339
No actually they were in the nation of hockey that claims it's "their game"
Even in Minnesota football is the most popular sport
>>69518347
>yfw the nodicks team won the cup the year after relocating
>>69518273
I can probably catch a bus out there and watch the kings play for cheap
>>69518284
I bet casinos are reimbursing people under the table desu
>>69518312
Florida donates thousands of tickets to charities that are never actually used. Detoilt just has hundreds of corporate accounts that have owned the seats for 70 years yet the owners only use them like 4 nights a year
>>69518351
Those teams were relocated due to the dollar
The "state of hockey" has no excuse, just shit fans. Where will they relocate to this time?
Hockey on state watch
>>69518370
I bet Houston could support a team well with all the Oil money.
San Diego sells out their minor league team every night I bet they could put up decent NHL numbers
>>69518370
>muh dollar
Uh huh. Yet you ignore the reason that norm relocated because it doesn't fit your narrative. Canadians are cucks and he bent over for his wife, beta af
>>69518345
vegas is just going to be a bunch of fat midwesteners on vacation who got free tickets after spending 2000 bucks at blackjack
>>69518392
Couldn't be due to the fact that people from "the state of hockey" stopped going to hockey games right?
>>69518383
Houston had their ahl team relocated though
>post yfw the panthers relocate to iqualuit
>>69518402
Why would they support a bitch owner who didn't give two shits?
That's why the laffs are forever terrible,
>>69518403
I thought that was because the owner was pissed that a minor league team was taking away concert dates and he would be open to an NHL tenant coming in
Saskatchewan could support a hockey or basketball team
>>69518415
Exactly
The "state of hockey" lost a team because the "fans" stopped supporting it
How embarassing
>>69518401
pretty much, but yeah they will at least have a bunch of shitfaced white people packing their stadium out
>>69518383
what? they have the sections behind the goals cordoned off. Valley View is maximum comfy though
>>69518424
Almost as embarrassing as the nation of hockey losing 3(three) professional league teams.
>>69518429
I am not sure if San Diego like hockey because it is cheap or because it is one of the few sports teams in town that does not shit in the mouths the fans like the chorgers and dads do
>>69518435
>3(three)
why did you do this
Will Canada ever ice a good nhl team again?
>>69518435
Due to the dollar
The "state of hockey" had a team leave due to nothing more than shitty faggot fans
>>69518454
just wait until the panthers relocate to iqaluit
>>69518459
>due to the dollar
What did he mean by this? Could the fans not raise enough money for three teams to stay?
>>69518474
Nope
Could Minnesotans drum up enough fans to sell half the tickets to the games?
Nope
LEL
>""""""state of """"""""hockey"""""""""""""
>>69518493
>can't even support your team
State of hockey tier.
>>69518493
CA is the state of hockey now. 3 NHL teams and 5 AHL teams
>>69518498
>zero attendance problems
nah
Canadians like hockey
Unlike the supposed "state of hockey"
KEK
>>69518513
>zero attendance problems
So why did they have to relocate? Lel is Canada just that poor?
>>69518449
first off, fukken saved, but it's the conservative hotbed of California where every other person is active duty or ex-military
and the stadium is super easy to get to, at least for me coming in from North County. then you can go pound some 25 year old sluts in OB after the game
post some dank pigs
>>69518513
i thought the problem with hockey in canda was every big city having a CHL team and college hockey for cheap so nobody wants to go see an expensive shit NHL team
>>69518499
I agree
And more cups
The "state of hockey" has ZERO
>>69518523
The dollar was very poor and there was nothing in the CBA to protect the smaller market teams in Canada.
Why couldn't the "state of hockey" sell tickets?
>>69518532
Dank indeed
>>69518449
San Diego doesn't really "like hockey," it's just that there are 3 million people in the county so it's not difficult to get a big crowd. Most AHL teams are in much smaller cities. Though the Gulls are also a VERY successful team historically, which helps.
A minor league team doesn't have the luxury of shitting in fans' mouths.
>>69518553
>be nation of hockey
>set up nhl
>get cucked by strong American dollar and cant pay salary
>lose teams
Lmao truly the Canadian way
>>69518529
searched though my slag folder to find this
>>69518537
College hockey is a meme in Canada and CHL hockey is glorious but not even close to the intensity of NHL hockey. NHL teams do incredibly well here despite smaller population. Outside of Ottawa who are usually average
>>69518553
They didn't support someone with sexual assault charges owning the team
>>69518559
I wonder what killed the ECHL gulls back in the 2000's. I know the recession killed Fresno's team
>>69518576
>be shitty meme state in essentially Canada
>name yourself the "state of hockey"
>lose your team because the "fans" are faggots and don't go to games
>never win a cup ever
>spend all your time crying about Canada when you literally do your best to imitate us in every way
>>69518585
>the owner's personal life can have an impact on ticket sales
fucking LEL what a meme excuse
next
>>69518605
>mfw a Canadian needed to put xers hand on xers gender neutral frilly shirt as the Canadian National anthem spoke of the great past achievements of other xis
>>69518615
>owners wife said she'd leave him if he didn't move the team
>is her bitch and does so
??????
>>69518605
This is actually true honestly. The only mild fan I've ever met went out of his way to say eh and buddy all the time. Really cringy
>>69518633
Literally nobody says that here unless they're joking about stereotypes
>>69518633
Tell us the details of this encounter
>>69518631
>mfw a minnesotan called his state the state of hockey despite having no cups and having a team move due to poor attendance
>>69518633
It's wierd, every other state has a different accent, but Minnesota is literally a state full of Canadian stereotype impersonators.
>mfw canadians come down and I can't understand them
I repeatedly have to tell them I don't speak arabic
>>69518677
Just Spanish, right Miguel?
Stay mad niggers
>>69518686
I don't know anybody that speaks fluent Spanish desu
What did he mean by this?
>>69518694
this poster is Midwestern
>>69518695
>pls change the oilers
>send us to Seattle or Sandy eggo
>every day is a new nightmare
>>69518692
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>69518712
>mad
>at chubbs
Just ignore him desu
>>69518717
It's more fun to shit on minnesota until he cries though
>>69518729
>It's fun to have autism fights
'no'
>mfw Cucknadians literally get fired from their a capella singing group for using the wrong government mandated gender neutral pronouns
>>69518499
1>4>2>3
>No hockey
Fugggg I want memes
more like rawmen lol
>>69518744
i eat ur moms pussy raw
>>69518735
See>>69518736
He is literally bawling right now. His fingers are soaked with pedophilic tears
>>69518755
I'm bringing doge back, get on the train broski
>>69518759
>can't handle banter
Back to your cuck shed mehmet
>>69518755
freelance memer here. give me a clipart animal and ill make it the next meme
>>69518771
I tried to get this one to catch on
>mfw canada thinks they'll win the cup
>>69518769
You're the one crying because I rekt the "state of hockey"
Lmao
>>69518782
who is your team?
Check em
>>69518788
Wild
>>69518792
Go Hungary!
>>69518804
ok no meme for you. i refuse to work for pedos
>>69518782
I like this meme
>>69518829
now THIS is a meme
>>69518810
But Minnesota was just named the best state to raise kids in again
>>69518848
Safest* myb
>>69518218
kek
>>69518645
me on the right
>>69518884
CERTIFIED
DANK
Can I save?
>>69518937
oh shit Steve what's up dude! yo also you owe me like 5 bucks for the beer from last weekend
>>69518979
>>69518449
The Gull mascot is fucking GOAT
Is everyone still mad at me?
>tfw the phoenix coyotes relocate to hawaii
Can this guy become a new meme?
>>69519454
Fucking kill yourself faggot
>mfw most of this thread
Wake the fuck up NA entertain me
>>69520231
Good post
>>69520217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9MTQGQAlFY
>>69520314
Based zwangi
https://youtu.be/2fhygRaGNnE
500th for Oilels will never win the cup again
>>69499232
yeah we tried sweden at the last winter olympics
and it didn't go too well
>literally inconsolable
new
>>69520690
These new memes are pretty shit desu
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