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Ignore Lelker posters
Ignore Lelker posts
Summer league is on ESPN and NBA TV.
>lakers
>no water in california
>>69385220
Tyrone Lue has infinitely more rings than david blatt
Iverson
>broke
>ringless loser
>terrible person
Lue
>making millions
>winner as a player and a coach
>well respected
>tfw I have Iversons shoes in that photo
>>69385722
>>69385765
>rings
>worth shit
Hello KD
>>69385220
>so shook he had to make a safe space
aahahahahahaha
>>69385829
Don't get mad at the facts, nigger
>>69385531
It's annudah shoah
This is the best defense I've seen from the Lakers in years. That's sad.
how is ingram doing?
Does Iverson age at all?
>>69387498
Not really. He still looks 20 in all his recent interviews.
great thread you got here!
>>69385220
>Lue
Recently signed a 4 year $6.5 million contract as a coach.
>Iverson
Pic related.
>>69385220
>Ignore laker posters
one summer game in and /nba/ ALREADY knows
Russell
Clarkson
Ingram
Nance Jr
Zubac
who can stop them (in 2019)?
looks like Buddy Buckets isn't shooting very well
his team is shit though, Lakers have Ingram, Snitch, and Nance Jr., shits unfair
How the hell did Iverson get so broke? Makes me feel bad, like the guy that works at Starbucks.
>>69387679
bad money management, it's a problem with all dumb athletes, usually black ones
what's /nba/'s current status?
>>69387628
Summer league isn't supposed to be fair.
It's literally some cross between a experiment laboratory and a development camp.
It's not actually about winning the league.
>>69387679
He had shot friends, managers, and his wife took half his shit.
Good thing he's going to get a ton of money from Reebok once he turns a certain age.
>>69385220
First for ayy lmaos.
>>69388067
You mean Emmanuel Mudiayy lmao
>>69387896
Half of that was also awarded to his ex-wife in their divorce rape settlement. So $30 m when he's 55 (14 years) turns into $15 m. And then the money will be worth even less at that time due to inflation. And then taxes (which might not actually apply to Trust Funds) take a chunk of it.
He'll still be a millionaire after all of that, possibly, but I doubt he'd suddenly become good with money.
>>69385829
Go to bed, AI.
>>69388164
>suddenly
He's been good with money for awhile now. He's been doing well financially just sitting on it and doing public speaking jobs.
>>69388195
>posting Russ
Have you no shame you heartless traitor? I hope Curry's dick tastes better than your tears you fucking snake.
>>69388164
he's lucky he is who he is, if he was a bench player with bench player money, he'd probably got killed over some gambling debts or some stupid shit
>>69388229
>Russ
that's Kobe, senpai
is there a basketball equivalence to ootp/fm
>He ain't even trying
>>69388299
Oh sorry, you're right.
My bad.
>>69388327
>ootp/fm
What is this?
Would you fuck Jimmy Butler's mom?
fuck all laker haters on crip cuh on the set
>>69388473
damn, that Blind Side bitch is getting any nigger she can find
>>69388461
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_the_Park_Baseball
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_Manager
did you guys know butlers new parents struck the lottery by 'adopting' him at 17? he now takes care of them with his money
>Without a father from an early age, Jimmy was kicked out of home by his own mother at the age of 13. Her last words to him were, “I don’t like the look of you. You gotta go.”
>After moving from house to house, with no money, no parents and no support structure, he was eventually taken in by the Leslie family who already had 7 children of their own, but generously opened their home and hearts to Jimmy in his senior year of high school.
>>69388776
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eOqY3XDTzz0
>>69388473
Is he adopted?
>>69388850
Yes he's a blind side baby
>>69388776
aye fuck white people get the fuck out of here honkies dont give a fuck who u adopt
@69388883
>>69388883
Hey fuck you my mom is white nigger
i want to have sex so bad
>>69389002
fuck that my nigga
any youtube channels for watching summer league games? i wanna check out simmons / buddy / ingram
>>69387628
Summer league isn't that big of a deal.
Glad to see my boys dlo, ingram, nance, and zubac doing good though.
>>69388828
>that milf
>>69389100
>being too poor for ESPN3
>>69389317
more like too poor to own a TV
>>69388776
>did you guys know butlers new parents struck the lottery by 'adopting' him at 17? he now takes care of them with his money
the fuck do you have to put a negative spin on it
>ButtLicker fags celebrating summer league as their championship
ZOZZLE
all the Americans are sleep
>>69392260
this is now
RYH
REAL
YURO
HOUR
POST YUROS
>>69387628
New Orleans should have drafted Murray
Buddy is a meme who only thrived against younger competition as a senior
>>69392260
uwotm8
Russell/Nick Young for Westbrook. Who says no?
Or even Russell/Young/Mozgov/Future 1st for Westbrook/Adams.
>>69392384
The Lakers...
Westbrook is expiring
Why trade for a guy when you can sign him in the offseason
>>69392384
Westbrook is an average playmaker for others, while Russell is pretty damn good (tonight's game be damned)
I'd rather send Clarkson if I had to send anyone, he's cheap and young and a good piece for the Thunder
>>69392444
>delusional lelkers fan
I hope Jim Buss gains full control of your shithole franchise
>>69392384
Fuck off buttlicker fanboy
>>69392428
The concern for the Lakers is whether OKC can get a trade with, say, the Celtics which leads to Westbrook to signing there instead, even if he'd prefer to play at the Lakers.
(I also kind of wonder whether the Lakers don't really want Westbrook even though it would make a ton of sense - i think they have a multiyear rebuilding plan and don't think they necessarily want a Kobe-esque chucker)
>>69392509
lol not even a lakers fan, just interested to see what they do
fugg the americans are awake
I like the NBA because of the parity. In premiership football, my most hated team Man United have been shit for the past 4 years but are still allowed to spend half a billion on top players to fix them because the league won't allow them to fail. They aren't punished for making poor decisions.
Meanwhile the most popular NBA team LA Lakers are currently absolute shit and could stay that way for the next 20 years if they aren't lucky thanks to the based salary cap system.
>>69392641
>I like the NBA because of the parity
ireland with the jokes
>>69392641
>parity
yeah, about that...
>>69392641
I'm glad they changed the system to where even billionaire owners don't want to pay the luxury tax anymore. Fuck the buttlickers they used to consistently spend like 60 million over the salary cap
Do you think they ever fucked ?
Lads what number did you wear when playing basketball as a kid?
13 here
>>69393281
13 is my favorite number too
>>69393281
>>69393297
edgelord number desu
>>69393347
You @ me but you shouldn't
>>69393366
literally james harden tier
>>69393281
At our university we just get given the shirt 1 to 5 depending on what position you start in, and the bench just get 6 to 13 in order of PG, SG, SF, PF, C, Guard, Forward, Center. The jerseys are always too big for me as I'm pretty small, so it'd be really cool if we got personalised jerseys.
I'm either 1 or 6 usually, depending on if I'm playing with the third or second team. If I got to choose my number, it'd be 27.
>>69393347
>Hurr u guyz r edgelord
>Wears number 69
>>69385765
>Iverson
>>broke
Nope
>>69393855
Kek I just looked up athletes that wear number 69
In the NBA numbers above 50 have to be approved by the NBA. Rodman wanted to wear 69 but they wouldn't let him
>>69393904
Iverson has like 50 million dollars he can't touch until hes 50 something, lucky fuck
>>69389151
Reminderinho that Zubac is still adjusting and isn't even completely game fit yet.
>>69393958
32 that he shares with his wife, but yeah. Reebok took really good care of him
They even gave him financial advisors to discuss any purchase over 5k
>>69393855
spotted a shithouse #00
>>69388164
He should just sell his rights to the 15M for like 3M today if he's broke. Invest half and live normal off the other half.
>>69394933
>Blows over 100M
>Thinking Iverson will invest or do anything smart with his cash
>>69392444
>Westbrook is an average playmaker for others, while Russell is pretty damn good
>Iverson has an account worth $32 million, a principal he is prohibited from touching until 55. In the meantime, it feeds him $1 million annually.
>At 45, Iverson is eligible to start drawing on an NBA pension that maxes out at 10 years of active duty, or take whatever’s there as a lump sum. He will be entitled roughly to $8,000 per month ($800 per x 10).
>>69395173
>Spencer Dinwiddie that low
what is wrong with this broken league. Fuck that crooked jew adam silverman
>>69395241
aint no one stoppin the intellectual assassin
>>69395241
he just didn't enough minutes
he was top 20 the year before
LeBron "Teammate Fucked my Mom" James
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always crying
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle ego
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a legit ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about winning one for da land. Nobody cares
>Thinks his into song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the league in his first championship game
>Calling him better than Jordam represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about the Mavericks
>Cried about Delonte West
>Cried about the refs
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Future felon
>Most laughable "star" in NBA history
if anyone's interested, france vs turkey in the qualifying tournament for the olympics:
http://gofirstrow.eu/watch/447972/1/watch-france-vs-turkey.html
winner is facing canada for the final ticket
Guys what do the Bulls even do on offense? I feel like you need to start denzel valentine to spread the floor to even be able to move the ball but then you are sitting one of wade, butler, or Rondo and that is just not happening.
>>69395651
>complete bullshit
You're fucking retarded. LeBron is the best to pick up the ball and you're just assmad that you aren't an ohioan and got to watch him all the way since high school.
>>69395651
>>Cried about the Mavericks
>>Cried about Delonte West
>>Cried about every playoff loss
the problem is that he didn't cry at any of this
>>69397183
Just a salty kobefag bro don't mind him, he's had that same thing on copy and paste
>>69397106
i don't get it
>>69397271
Schalke is going to be great this season
>>69397366
no idea, stopped following football a couple of years ago
NBA = BBL > eurocup/euroleague/BCL > other european basketball leagues >>>>> fußball-regionalliga südwest
>>69397506
>fußball-regionalliga südwest
Don't shit on the Regionalliga friend, I reckon the Worms - Ulm games will be true epics.
>>69397657
donaustadion represent my nigger
KD Presentation with GS Livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhk5T6JAPI
Lakers?
>>69395651
>DirkDynasty
I never thought I would find someone more autistic than Harry.
>>69385765
Iverson
>loved and cherished by an entire city
Lue
>idk i guess Cleveland likes him?
>>69392284
>yuros
these 2 are argies lol
>>69398436
all non-americans are yuros, scrub
>>69392333
then shouldnt every senior dominate?
>>69397657
>>69397856
>>69398492
>>69398436
based eurobros
guys guys GUYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os05P1mAsMU
qt german and italian 19yo girls playing basketball live and in HD
>>69398321
All your cracka asshad to do was look in a mirror
roflmao get shook kid
>>69398681
>bball players
>qt
>>69385765
>A.I.
>broke
His accountant stashed millions away for him because he knew Iverson was niggerish with his money. He conveniently just remembered he had them right after his divorce was settled.
>>69392333
t. Kentucky faggot
Ima eat the booty just like groceries
hey Euro bros, can Balotelli play point guard in the NBDL? He's got the speed, agility, dunking ability, and is just retarded as JR Smith to make it work
>>69395173
>that Rondo turnover rate
Rondo was really one of the worst starters in the league last year. Didn't take care of the ball, couldn't score, made a conscious decision to play no defense.
>>69398814
Disregarding his potential lack of any basketball ability, he just lacks the mindset. He's used to being tall in his sport, where he'd be one of the smallest players on an NBA court. He's also used to being the one finishing chances instead of distributing them, and so he'll be too selfish to be a playmaker.
german #14 femlette can drive to the rim
>>69398681
It's like watching kids play
>>69398935
well, that's kinda what they are.
>>69398681
It looks so strenuous every time they do anything remotely athletic
>>69398946
> 19
> kids
kys sven
>>69398950
yeah and their shooting technique is really iffy. but it's kinda cute to see them set up staggered screens or the odd okay-looking hook shot. they're trying. it's fine.
>>69398980
In the USA you can't buy a beer at that age without breaking the Law
>>69399002
kek based white man shutting them down
damn that was a legit nice play
#14 is mai waifu
>>69399236
WET ASS PULL-UP THREE
>>69393281
12, which I gave to a friend later and took 6 until I stopped playing. Wanted to pick 3 but the jerseys go only from 4-15 in the younger selections
>>69399908
gulp
anyone watching sweden vs serbia girls u20
>>69400570
i'm watching france-greece. they're so much better than germany and italy it's not funny.
Soon
Should Iverson come back to the NBA? The guy literally never fucking ages, so he might as well come back.
>>69399908
8 grazie
>>69399908
brehs..
who /playoffs/ here
>harden getting even more money
>rockets giving up cap space
why
>>69399908
I'm watching other women's fiba games and none of them are wearing shorts that fit like that
>>69402352
that's italian girls for you :^)
Is he autistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIOt5x4zafw
no one can score. desu a squad of guys from /nba/ would rekt them
>>69402547
ben love ball
Thoughts?
>>69402612
amazing photoshop opportunity
East
1. Cleveland (65-17)
2. Boston (57-25)
3. Toronto (56-26)
4. Indiana (51-31)
5. Chicago (48-34)
6. New York (47-35)
7. Detroit (44-38)
8. Atlanta (42-40)
9. Milwaukee (40-42)
10. Orlando (39-43)
11. Charlotte (37-45)
12. Miami (36-46)
13. Washington (32-50)
14. Brooklyn (26-56)
15. Philadelphia (20-62)
West
1. Golden State (61-21)
2. San Antonio (58-24)
3. LA Clippers (57-25)
4. Portland (48-34)
5. Dallas (48-34)
6. Utah (46-36)
7. Memphis (41-41)
8. Minnesota (40-42)
9. Houston (33-49)
10. Sacramento (33-49)
11. Denver (30-52)
12. Phoenix (29-53)
13. New Orleans (26-56)
14. Oklahoma City (22-60)
15. LA Lakers (18-64)
-------------------
Playoffs
Cleveland: 4
Atlanta: 0
Boston: 4
Detroit: 2
Toronto: 3
New York: 4
Indiana: 3
Chicago: 4
--------
Golden State: 4
Minnesota: 2
San Antonio: 4
Memphis: 3
LA Clippers: 4
Utah: 2
Portland: 4
Dallas: 2
-------------------
Cleveland: 4
Chicago: 2
Boston: 4
New York: 1
--------
Golden State: 4
Portland: 1
San Antonio: 2
LA Clippers: 4
-------------------
Cleveland: 4
Boston: 1
Golden State: 4
LA Clippers: 3
>>69402758
>chicago that high
>>69402758
"no"
>>69402758
Game 1
Cleveland: 108
Golden State: 105
(James- 27/7/8)
(Durant- 18/5/3 7TOs)
--------
Game 2
Cleveland: 120
Golden State: 99
(Love- 25/17 4 blocks)
(Smith- 29pts 8threes)
(Curry- 14pts 2/12 from 3)
--------
Game 3
Golden State: 97
Cleveland: 90
(James- 35/12/12)
(Green- 40/10/7)
--------
Game 4
Golden State: 102
Cleveland: 105
(1OT)
(James- 31/7/4)
(Curry- 28pts 6threes)
(K Thompson- 23/2/2)
--------
Game 5
Cleveland: 119
Golden State: 88
(James- 29/5/8)
(Love- 19/10)
(Irving- 37/0/7)
(T Thompson- 9/13)
(Smith- 15pts 5threes)
(Curry- 16pts 1/13 from 3 7TOs)
(Durant- 7pts 8TOs 3/23 FGs)
(Green- 30/5/5 3 blocks)
(K Thompson- 25pts 5threes)
(Pachulia- 0/10/1 Flagrant2 eject.)
-------------------
MVP: LeBron James
Finals MVP: LeBron James
Coach of the Year: Tyronn Lue
Most Improved: Avery Bradley
Sixth Man: Andre Igoudala
DPOY: Kawhi Leonard
Rookie of the Year: Ben Simmons
--------
NBA 1st team
G: Steph Curry
G: Chris Paul
F: LeBron James
F: Kawhi Leonard
F: Blake Griffin
NBA 2nd team
G: Kyrie Irving
G: Isaiah Thomas
F: Kevin Durant
F: Al Horford
C: DeMarcus Cousins
NBA 3rd team
G: Damian Lillard
G: Klay Thompson
G/F: Jimmy Butler
F: Kevin Love
F/C: Draymond Green
NBA All Defense
G: Chris Paul
G: Avery Bradley
G/F: Jimmy Butler
F: Al Horford
F: Kawhi Leonard
NBA All Rookie
G: Denzel Valentine
G: Kay Felder
F: Dragan Bender
F: Ben Simmons
F/C: Thon Maker
>>69402547
is that Simmons?
>>69402780
>valentine
>no dunn anywhere for all rookie
>>69402780
look at this >>69402775
>>69402758
>>69402780
Bretty gud, I'll rate it 7/10
>>69395651
>Brittle ego
What do you faggots want?
I'd much have him be a little insecure than be a giant dickhead like MJ was.
>>69402727
This.
Someone should photoshop a white girl on her knees in that pic.
>>69402792
Yes
He watched too many of that Nike commercial where Kyrie dribbles the ball everywhere
>>69397183
>Anybody in the history of wanting to be born in Ohio
I praise the king too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>69402838
t. beta white cuck
>>69402837
Nice false flag faggot, next time I'll use a trip
Which team has the most players of this game?
>>69402874
true, I am a beta white cuck, I love seeing my girlfriend fucked hard by big athletes like LeBron, that's why I defend him. I don't want a douche like MJ fucking my girl, because he's probably straight and won't let me prep him or pull out and cum on my face at the last second, but I know LeBron, oh notice me LeBron senpai
lmao Bender took the ball all the way up the floor and then shot a pull up 3 and bricked
>>69402925
Wolves
Literally everyone on my feed is playing this fucking game god damn
why is this general still a thing? hasn't Durant moving to the Warriors secured them the next three championships?
>>69402965
no memes have came from it yet, you have to be patient
>>69402965
>Durant
>Championships
Literally pick one.
Is post malone the next iverson?
>>69403041
he's the next Ja Rule
>>69403059
>we got ja rule on the line, ja rule what are your thoughts on this tragedy
I want to see Ingram shit on Simmons, does anyone bother streaming the summer league?
there's a bretty gud game going on, croatia versus italy
thread >>69402164 →
stream http://gofirstrow.eu/watch/448156/1/watch-croatia-vs-italy.html
>>69402780
>Westbrook not making any all-nba teams
what does a white x6 look like?
what does a black x6 look like?
>postin in the butthurt thread
lmao
This is gonna be the biggest shitposting summer league game I've ever seen
>>69402612
formally it's very pleasing, but also >>69402727
>>69402951
whoever it was at Nintendo that came up with the idea for this app should get a god damn multi-million dollar bonus.
>>69402965
i mean, that's kind of true, yet it's still vastly better than last year's broship bullshit which completely killed /nba/ for like 6 months.
>>69403495
what time does it start in a time zone i can understand?
>>69403150
>tfw no qt fit chink girl to run with
>>69403682
1 bong 13 bings
Is Devin Booker the cutest player in the NBA?
>>69403538
I mean how much is nintendo getting from the app? there seems to be no ads and its free
>>69403794
supposedly he has a one direction tier female following
>>69387616
>owing $1 million
just kill yourself
>>69403794
>looks like a retaded ape
>cute
really u guise, super good game going on
http://gofirstrow.eu/watch/448156/1/watch-croatia-vs-italy.html
elimination game, tight as fuck
>>69403794
I don't know about that but I know he is one of Kobe's sons
>>69403853
>euro basketball games
men I could never watch those. the pace is slower then the slow ass college basketball games
>>69403853
is zizic playing
>Greek Team out of the Olympics
Good try, Giannis. I guess you can finally start training with LeBron in the off-season now.
>>69403819
but there is advertising
the game is an advertisement for the Pokemon franchise and the upcoming games. They're trying to reel the genwunners back in as well and it looks like it's working.
>>69403837
Wow bro, easy on the racism. It's 2016 for crying out loud.
>>69403879
nope
>>69403794
He's no Simmons
>4yr/$118 mil extension
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING???????
>>69404057
I wish I had $118m. I'd buy a Wii U.
'I'll always be a Heat'
Is it time to admit that naming teams after physical properties was a mistake?
Dario Saric raping shitaly
>>69404073
Why would you waste your money like that?
>>69404027
Nah. Booker's definitely more handsome. And he has a movie star smile.
>>69403794
Surely it's that croat rookie that looks like Andrew Garfield
>>69404079
76ers and Timberwolves have too much young talent. Why is this allowed.
What went wrong?
Let's say the Lakers go back to Minnesota and combine their team with the Timberwolves and call it the Minnesota Timberwolves
KAT/Dieng/Mozgov
Deng/Randle/Dieng
Wiggins/Ingram
Clarkson/Lavine
D'Lo/Dunn
Is this team good enough to beat the Warriors?
>>69404203
no knees wade
bosh 0 points in game 7
>>69404231
wiggins would and should start at sg in that position
but no, theyd get swept
>>69404231
It would better to ask if that team 6 years from now could beat today's Warriors
>>69404203
Lebron choke in 2011.
Lebron no help in 2014 and Spurs played beautiful basketball.
>>69404287
Lebron saved in 2013 after bricking 3's.
>>69404231
>no rubio
>>69404203
What went right?
Ray Allen joined an otherwise failed experiment and made it work.
>>69404231
>not the LakerWolves
>>69404314
tbf lebron led that comeback in the 4th
people only look at those two missed threes and the turnover
but they were down double digits going into the 4th and lebron brought them back
ITALY CROATIA GOING TO OVERTIME
>Booker getting triggered in a summer league game
>elbows opponents face to get through screen
what a soft bitch
>>69404231
>not the Bunyans
>not the Babes
Kyle Lowry
DeMar DeRozan
Demarre Carroll
Paul Millsap
Jonas Valanciunas
Little Tyler Ulis just got into it with a Portland big cuz the big pushed his BFF Devin Booker.
>>69403794
>>69404164
>ywn play a game of pick up basketball with Devin Booker or Dragan Bender aka the DBQTs
why even live bros?
>Booker gonna put up 40 pts easily at this point
why the fuck is he even in the summer league?
just fuck my shit up
So whats the deal on this Boban kid? Any good?
>>69404522
https://vine.co/v/5WnUM7L7O0Z
>>69404203
lebron playin like a pussy
>>69403794
>>69404027
>>69404164
The NBA needs to stop making gays feel welcome
>>69404677
Damian Lillard must have been too young to understand NBA politics at the time. Lebron obviously threw that series
>>69404696
How do you know it wasn't grills posting?
>>69404672
he puts up good per minute numbers but never got enough playing time
has good touch around the rim, good rebounder, terrible PnR defender
>>69404727
>4chan
>grills
Booker going off on the jailblazers. He's really freaking good.
>>69404723
why would lebron throw it? and you may be right there was major refball
Simmons=Dunn>Ingram>>Hield>>>>>>>>>Brown
that foul was not okay.
MARQUIS CHRISS BTFO BY WHITE BOY
PHX rookie just got BTFO
that poster god damn
L A Y M A N
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Could Shaw beat Lesnar in the cage?
>>69404057
>Obvious foreign nigger pushing American nigger
I don't see Ulis being good in the nba desu. He's short, but, unlike Isaiah Thomas, he's fucking skinny. Desu he's gonna be destroyed be every starting pg in the league and most backups too.
>>69404970
prime shaw yes
>>69404789
To please the public, NBA's hate agenda against Lebron and the Heat that first year. Plus to make the storyline that "nothing is easy" in the NBA. It definitely looked like he threw it, I watched Lebron a lot of years before that. And he never just simply looked like he didn't know how to drive and was unable to even take a shot. Another example of him throwing a game is against Boston in 2010 when he pretended he had an elbow injury
Something really cheap about fouling a team on the break, in garbage time, in a summer league game, where everyone has 10 fouls.
Defeats the purpose of summer league.
>>69404995
lesnar looks like one of those roided/hgh bulls you see at the rodeo.
>>69404677
Dame "realest nigga in the NBA" Lillard bringing the bantz before he was in the NBA.
meh, spuds SL game too late tonight. no qt becky HC for me
>>69405134
>qt becky
do you think any of the spurs players have hit it?
>>69405176
i legit don't think so. becky is supposedly lesbian and even parker can respect that i think.
>>69405176
bien sur mon ami
>>69403785
i believed you but apparently it's on at 7:30et which is 1:30am here. boo.
>>69405203
real talk, is TP the biggest pussy slayer in the nba?
>White people don't have handles
>>69405232
fuck, 8:30 et
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/first-impressions-wolves-rookie-kris-dunn-is-going-to-be-a-problem/
>>69405232
I thought u meant the Celtics v Bulls game
>>69405265
oh no worries then m8, can't see anyone shitposting about that one tho
>>69404775
Its a mamba thing
>>69405176
>>69405203
>>69405134
You guys really think Becky is qt? I would hit it desu but she is not waifu material or even qt material
>>69405260
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69405304
I know for a fact that she wears polka-dot panties thats qt as fuck
>>69405242
that's entirely possible IMHO
>>69405329
Pic is needed
>>69405249
That was a carry
>>69404970
Pretty sure Lesnar would just need to get Shaq to the ground and it would be over.
>>69405242
somebody has to make up for kawaii and timmy being spergs
Yabusele is a big guy
>>69405304
you tell me
honestly though, not trying to meme but i don't think it matters. she seems to be legit as a coach.
>>69405459
I wonder if her and Danny Green have had a dance off yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLfg_ZcRocA
Valentine literally looks like magic Johnson out there
>>69405513
dance offs are serious business
>>69405459
Like I said she's not qt but I would show her my longfellow
>>69405242
I wouldn't want him as my teammate if I had a wife
>>69402758
Boston winning 57 games is based on a trade, right? Is that why OKC is only getting 22 wins?
So you're saying Boston trades Smart, Brooklyn's picks for Westbrook?
>>69405571
Was it Brent Barry that got cucked by Tony?
>>69405588
ayup
>>69405588
not bad desu
>>69402780
So you're a pathetic Bombston homer, right?
Dragon Bender over Ingram is retarded. Also, Lakers aren't the worst team in the league though I wish they were so they can get their pick.
Horford isn't even a top 25 player. There's no way he's better than Draymond, Anthony Davis, Paul Millsap and Aldridge.
Celtics will win 50 games in the crappy East, but not 57. They're not elite.
Who would win in a staring contest?
Kawhi Leonard or Damian Lillard?
>>69405382
a lot of players carry when they're just walking the ball up the court if you go by the original definition.
relaxing the rule has lead to more exciting/fun plays like spin moves where the player keeps his dribble.
the gather step giving players essentially a 3 step stroll to the basket from 12-15 feet out is more detrimental to the game imo.
Becky is like a cute, serious little sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2_qjmgwCT8
>>69402758
>OKC that low
No
>>69404588
trying to toughen him up, he needs help in that area. Notoriously soft player.
>>69405795
if they didn't relax the rule, I swear to good, every time Curry takes the ball up the court its a carry or a travel.
I don't understand, they would call that for any other player, and they call that all day in HS, college, and where ever else.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Books nigga and the celtics are getting btfo
>>69405869
That's because the NBA has its own set of rules catered for entertainment.
>Dario Saric leads Croatia to beat Italy to quality for the Olympics
>Wins tournament MVP
>tfw process is working
My friend told me he didn't invent qbp, some random dude did
Qbp is a lie
>>69406277
I just ate some dank ass food and am gonna do some work before some qbp's tonight
qbp life
>>69406222
process is working so well he's about to re-sign with fenerbahce for next season
>>69406439
Sounds nice, I'm at my lakehouse currently, the birthplace of our qbps. Hope your qbps are joyous and impeccable
>>69404772
>he wasn't here that one night
>>69395196
That's one smart accountant he hired.
>>69406648
>he thinks that she was real
>>69406691
>he isn't so desperate for female contact that he just believes anyway
>>69406631
have fun familia
>wade being professional about the heat
god that makes this situation hurt even more
>>69406655
yeah more players should do that just for them to learn through experience
>>69405869
it's not just curry. d'angelo was carrying while walking it up court last night. it's just not something they call strictly anymore.
they even hype it. look at this insane carry: https://twitter.com/NBA/status/751829331807174656
>>69405362
Its too lewd i wouldn't dare but its her guarding Kobe at the ASG
Westbrook would only sign an extension with the Lakers.
So the Lakers hold the best bargaining chip over all other teams. Thunder can get the most out of the Lakers and the Lakers will happily overpay for a sure thing.
Ingram + Russell + Randle for Westrbook
Who says no?
How many games does this team win?
Thomas/Rozier
Bradley/Smart
Crowder/Brown
Horford/Brown
Noel/Olynyk
>>69407029
this clarkson carry is even worse. but in the flow of the game, they just call it a "hesitation dribble."
https://twitter.com/NBA/status/751265971512356864
>>69407195
That's not overpaying for Westbrook, that's fucking robbery. OKC's not making that trade unless at least 2 other 1st round picks are included.
>>69407195
>Randle for Westrbook
me you faggot stop posting this...westbrook isnt ruining the GOAT we all witnessed yesterday...AND YOU KNOW WHAT? to day is the day the #2 pick isa going to ass rape that unworthy number 1 pick and his meme passes....
MR SKELETAL IS GOING TO ASS RAPE BEN WIGGINS,
>>69407255
What leverage does OKC have? Westbrook is gone next year regardless and Lakers have the most assets worth it to trade.
>>69407195
lol, are you kidding? Lakers do, that's a horrible deal for them.
>>69407204
52 wins and a second round exit to the Pacers because the Celtics have no elite players.
>>69407303
Their leverage is that they can deal him to another fucking team willing to throw an arm and a leg.
Westbrook isn't going to another team to lose, he wants to him. You overtrade a lot of assets and use all that other cap space free'd to bring in other stars. Sometimes it doesn't work (Brooklyn and Lakers), sometimes it does (Boston and Miami).
>>69407159
cmon I looked for a solid minute and a half and couldnt find it.
>>69407255
Do you not understand the concept of an expiring contract. Do you not understand the concept of unrestricted free agency.
>>69407204
Might be the best starting five defense in the league. Not a single defensive liability there, except maybe IT.
>>69407195
The Lakers wouldn't trade Ingram for Westbrook straight up right now. You're insane.
>we start to get good and now they want to blow us up
i guess /nba/ really doesnt like winning
>>69407387
Westbrook doesn't want to play for the T-Wolves who have the assets to pull off the trade.
Westbrook doesn't want to play for the The Celtics because he hated them as a child. He's a lifelong Lakers fan.
Westbrook may go to the Blazers for Dame. Dame plus first round picks might work to get Westbrook. Then again, that might not be enough.
Lakers are the only team that works. Westbrook should do the smart thing and secretly tell the Lakers to not take a stupid deal because he is going there next season anyways.
>>69407491
Nigger please
>>69407549
Paul Pierce grew up a laker fan too. Who gives a shit
Proposed Lakers/OKC trade idea: Russell/Young/Mozgov/Calderon/future 1st for Westbrook/Adams
>>69407390
Its from this set,its on the archives but it wont let me search rn
RBL
B
L
>>69407590
im okay with this.
>>69407588
Pierce had loyalty to the Celtics because they drafted him. 4
Why would Westbrook want to play with Horford? That guys is soft like charmin. He can't handle getting booed and he's a weak rebounder.
>>69407590
>Any team wanting to take Mozgoz and his contract
The team who gets the best player usually ends up winning the trade. Doesn't really matter how much they give up.
>>69402758
These are never right
>Westbrook is traded to the Celtics, which forces the Celtics to give up the Brooklyn picks.
>Westbrook cucks them and signs with the Lakers in the offseason
>Lakers cuck the Sixers by trading Russell for Noel and Okafor
Noel/Mozgov
Oakafor/Randle
Ingram/Deng
Clarkson/Lou
Westbrook/Calderon
FUTURE DYNASTY INCOMING
>>69407715
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
are you telling me that people are actually taking /nba/, or 4chan for that matter, serious? wew don't make me question yall's mental composure.
>>69407676
This is assuming OKC starts a rebuild, the key assets for OKC would be Russell and the future 1st, not Mozgov.
The contract size isn't a major issue if OKC aren't going to be good for 2+ years.
r8 my za lads. I worked so hard in driving to get it
>>69407887
looks good brother enjoy it
>>69407887
>little Cesars
disgusting
>>69402758
>Lakers assured a top 3 pick
I'm fine with this.
>>69407887
>LC
You could've driven to the dumpster outside the place and gotten the same quality
>>69407887
I'm jealous and would love to kill a pizza while watching the Simmons/Ingram show but I'm not eating carbs at the moment and life is pain/10.
>>69407590
>>69407856
Also, I haven't done the numbers, but I'm pretty sure this would still keep the Lakers underneath the salary cap this year, which will let them avoid the luxury repeater tax long-term.
I also think this would let them sign a new player next off-season for just under the max ($20m), then sign Westbrook and Adams to the long-term max using their bird rights, and suddenly you've got a contender.
>- 76ers first-round pick Dario Saric confirms he will play in the #NBA next season
>>69407195
>Ingram + Russell + Randle for Westrbook
So let me get this straight. A unproven rookie, a snitch that vets will never trust, and a stuby-armed down-syndrome-looking abo for an MVP candidate?
LAKER FANS DELUSION IS REAL!
spuds-related
>>69408086
CHANGE THAT FILE NAME NOW
>>69408059
The team has enough money to give Westbrook a max during free agency after they renounce Calderon. The problem is the Lakers aren't very good and Westbrook probably wants to be on a contender. He's not going to wait another 2-3 years for Lakers' young players to develop.
I also can't imagine him playing within Walton's meme offense, he's so fucking ball dominate.
>>69407856
I don't think the Lakers can trade a first round pick until after the 2017 draft dominos fall. Sixers and Orlando obligations are still pending, which affect the first rounder in 2017 and 2019, or 2018.
>>69408196
pls ignore he is hurt
i hope muh lakes dont bust this game, would ruin the momentum..plus i dont want to see /nba/ shitpost.
Reminder to ignore delusional Lakers faggots and their retarded fantasies.
these d-league players can't shoot for shit
>>69408234
Well, yeah, whether the Lakers want Westbrook is another question
>>69408261
That's... a good point, actually, they don't have a first round pick to trade. Christ, those Dwight/Nash trades will haunt them for a long time. Right to swap in 2018/2020 maybe?
>>69408196
wew.
they were so hyped after the first game.
then dunn puts up adult numbers.
then this.
the calls for ainge's head will continue.
>>69408483
>Well, yeah, whether the Lakers want Westbrook is another question
they would trade literally every player on the roster for him, get the fuck out of here
>>69407887
>little kaisers
why not splurge and for $2 more get the deep dish box anon?
>>69408590
Not him but at that price you're approaching Real Pizza Tier. The only reason to get Lil Ceez is the dirt cheapness.
how the fuck do people eat a whole pizza without being drunk/high?
>>69408694
by not being a huge fucking pussy
>>69408694
you don't know where you are....do you..
>>69407195
>>69407277
>>69407343
>>69407470
>>69407491
>>69407590
THIS FUCKING DELUSION ! ! ! !
HAHAHAHAHA!!
This is what five years of decline will do to a once respected fan-base
>>69408196
>summer league
Rate this mix kino
https://youtu.be/ITnUFvs4RUU
>>69385220
ONLY 1 OF THOSE 2 HAS A RING!!!
>>69408483
>those Dwight/Nash trades will haunt them for a long time
Which is why I don't see them trading future firsts for Westbrook. Trading for an expiring Howard was seen as a safe gamble because OF COURSE he'd want to stay in LA. He didn't. It was a fine gamble because it was a reload for a championship run. But in conjunction with Nash, it was an absolute disaster.
There's no championship run this year. There's no reason for them to rush into getting Westbrook. If he wants to babbysit kids on the Lakers next season because he's a """"lifelong"""", he'll come. If he doesn't, then why would he stay after being acquired in a trade this season anyway?
>>69408745
repeating a shitpost doesn't make it true. it just makes it a trite shitpost.
really a poor attempt at winding people up. there are more rational arguments that would cut deeper.
>>69408086
>stuby-armed down-syndrome-looking abo
it's eternal
the game is at 5:30 or 7:30?
>>69408865
The concern is that someone else trades for him and he likes the situation enough to stay there. An extra few months getting their shit together on a down year also wouldn't hurt either.
And this way lets them sign another near-max player and then use his bird rights to go over the cap to become an insta-contender. The current Lakers team, minus Russell (and Young lol), plus Westbrook and Adams and another free agent should be good.
>>69409098
what game senpai
Westbrook to the Celtics
Wesobrook x KD in the Finals
Shit would get real
One summer league win by the Lakers and /nba/ is already in defensive mode.
y'all fraid?
>>69409098
5:30 PACIFIC
7:30 CENTRAL
8:30 EASTERN
Honest question, why was everyone saying the playoffs are rigged the whole way up until the Warriors lost, then they said it wasn't?
>>69409179
Because everyone here who said that is either joking, or dumber than curries slut wife.
is ingram going to win ROTY? it feels like simmons is all hype.
>>69409144
It's more like one summer league win and lakers fans are in full delusion
>>69409179
people are hivemind tools and love to generate white noise.
>>69409235
So they were only pretending to be retarded?
Do you think they would be saying it's rigged if the Warriors won still?
LET'S GO
>>69409119
lakes vs philly
>>69409150
on espn?
>>69409293
Yes because they're idiots/don't really care anyway.
>tfw the based god's light shines on your team
protect lil b
>>69409262
d'angelo and black hole bully won't pass the ball enough for him to average more than 12 points. sixers will probably hand simmons the keys and let him drive, so i can see him putting up 10+p/7a/6r on the year and making highlight passes every night.
>>69409311
ESPN 2
>>69408162
not a chance
"DOWNLOAD THE NEW NBA D-LEAGUE APP TODAY"
naw, y'alright
>>69409555
>wont pass him the ball enough
>scored 12 in 20 minutes in his fist game
>being this delusional
LMAO
>>69409631
>that qt azn
my heart
>>69409631
>Best guess for this image: undergarment
>>69408747
>summer league
you forgot the rest of the quote
>playing well in summer league doesn't guarantee nba success
>but playing poorly in summer league is a red flag
that line is a red flag.
>>69409717
i know that feel anon
>>69409631
>summer league
>first NBA game
LMAO
>>69409800
>she even has a little tummy
HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69409717
>>69409800
she can be yours for only 480 yen
>player has so much potential
>he'll be good soon
>he's just not quite there yet
Who am I describing?
>>69409631
how many of his points were scored when he brought the ball up himself or got the ball outside the arc. how many of his shots did d'angelo assist on?
did you watch the game?
>>69409992
my dick in your mom's pussy
IT'S STARTING!!!!
THE PURPLE SKELETON VS THE AUSTRALIAN MEME PASSER
HERE WE GOOO
Could this team beat the 95-96 Bulls in a Playoffs series?
PG: Jason Kidd
SG: John Starks
SF: Larry Bird
PF: Tim Duncan
C: Patrick Ewing
>>69409992
d'angelo
thon
every rookie
>>69409835
damn w2c asian qts? are they literally just for sale on the street?
>>69410010
most of them. did you?
>>69410094
game thread ingram vs simmons
Lakers delusion knows no end edition
GET IN HERE...... if you already aren't
>>69410083
>THE PURPLE SKELETON
i kind of like this more than A M B I E N
but it's not terribly catchy
I just played The NEW GS WARRIORS in 2K and their bench is BOOBOO. I wonder if they'll make any other changes to their team.
>>69410112
If they only have 5 players, then no.
>>69410149
>game thread for a summer league game
nigga
>>69410211
>needing a bench when you'll BTFO every team by 20 points in 3 quarters every game
already happened 16 games last season
>>69410184
No it's not and you're not funny.
>Danny drafted another bust
Wow at those highlights, Ingram looks as good as advertised.
>>69410142
>most of them. did you?
https://youtu.be/LFvReA5Th0k
count again.
0.
1 if you count a nothing pass outside the 3 point line, where ingram dribbled by his guy in iso.
ingram actually found d'lo for an open 3. which is the kind of play d'lo is supposed to be making for ingram.
i wish you would trip so i could fucking ignore you.
>>69410368
literally who?
>>69409992
Jaylen Brown
Is this really all the Lakers' tanking yielded them? I feel like they were screwed out of a lot of good player and maybe have 1 future all star max. Just glad I'm not actually a Lakers fan.
lol at them showing Westbrook highlights on the Lakers stream
>>69410401
LITERALLY HIS FIRST POINTS WERE UNASSISTED YOU NIGGER
>>69410333
i didn't make any attempt at humor in that post, so i'm not sure what you're talking about.
>>69410414
Jaylen Brown is the new Bruno Caboclo
>tfw no pig nosed qt skinny Phillipina gf
>>69409631
>in his fist game
Summer league
>first game
>>69410569
Bro do you ever get off 4Chan?
>Larry Nance
>airball
>>69410142
nah that girl is advertising a dvd of herself with risque content. lots of japanese girls want to enter an entertainment business essentially run by the yakuza and end up doing shady stuff.
gotou saori got luck though. she's okay now.
>>69410624
I haven't really been on today
But not really. I'm usually not doing anything important so I can stay on here for a while.
Goddamn both rookies are shook af
Kris Dunn confirmed best player of the draft
This is fucking horrible lmao
>He literally misses an open layup
>>69410149
A game thread for a summer league game only happens when a fan base has a shitty team and is looking for any kind of hope for the future
>>69410458
and he better get used to it because the next three years he's stuck with it.
ITT: wiggers
>>69410913
can you be my token black friend
>>69410954
>burning jews in an oven
no
Free agent center and former Cleveland Cavalier Anderson Varejao has not requested a championship ring from the NBA champs, cleveland.com has learned.
He was eligible to receive a ring regardless of The Finals outcome. Cleveland has not contacted Varejao and has no plans to send him a ring unless he expresses interest in obtaining one, cleveland.com was told.
>>69411018
he should get it and sell it
>>69411018
>mfw the brazilian shitposting "VAREJAO GETS A RING NO MATTER WHAT HUEHUEHUE" is currently in the shadow realm
>>69411107
>>69411092
>>69411018
I honestly feel real bad for him.
He was a cleveland lifer who got screwed because "it's a business man" and even though he was traded, waived then signed by someone he's still the "bad guy".
Sure he's a flopping piece of shit, but I feel bad for the guy.
He's better than fucking Mosgov, but that piece of crap has a ring.
>>69411160
>he's still the "bad guy"
to whom?
>>69410424
>Just glad I'm not actually a Lakers fan.
me too. I almost feel sorry for them. It must be a horrible feeling to fall so hard so fast. the owner dies and the kids that inherited the team are completely retarded. The downward skid has only been 5 years so they're still in denial and really defensive about it. They've drafted ok but think they've won every draft. If they weren't such massive faggots I'd feel some sympathy.
>>69411196
Cleveland idiots. They were booing him even in the regular season, let alone the playoffs.
>>69411247
Don't forget how they sacked Byron Scott for losing. I don't think any coach would have made a difference with such a dumpsterfire roster.
There's a reason the contender teams get the coach of the year shit lol.
>>69411160
he actually played key minutes in game 7 to help the cavs win the chip
I think the Warriors lost an 8 point lead in like the 3 minutes he was on the floor
I found out how many possible outcomes in an NBA regualr season there are, with each game having the home team A and the away team B
It's this number
18 488 201 538 006 164 316 252 793 482 256 474 424 146 230 445 960 812 014 972 262 940 666 084 424 764 932 766 315 864 828 023 628 136 652 727 984 941 934 749 570 051 306 208 148 860 058 564 200 780 177 559 058 835 131 916 590 235 948 968 482 925 745 575 241 323 875 951 145 243 254 834 748 962 074 450 558 054 228 290 999 600 155 493 944 606 784 337 666 789 032 568 788 237 141 896 264 547 881 207 318 628 055 468 363 063 945 462 390 866 288 673 288 689 688 117 704 558 820 596 540 006 989 824
>>69411370
The fuck
>>69411559
It's 2^1230 (there are 1230 regular season games)
So basically the 2016 regualr season is one of those results and the same season but with the Warriors not losing to the Bucks in that one game to end their streak would be another, and 6 teams going 82-0 would be another, ect ect
>>69411633
>6 teams going 82-0
literally impossible
>>69411633
>yfw trillions of those seasons include the Sixers going 82-0 and sweeping the finals
>>69411681
Not true, close to impossible, but it's still possible.
>>69411766
every team meets every other team at least twice. think about this.
>>69411370
>yfw those are the same chances to 1 of any of us getting a gf ever
>>69411803
Oh you're right, didn't think about that. Well an 82-0, 80-2, 75-7, and 0-82 would be an outcome.
>>69411018
its because he knows he didn't earn it and would never be cool with showing it off. "Yeah this is my championship ring from 2016. Oh you were with the cave then?" "uhhhhh no, not really."
>Hyped up SL game between sixers and lelkers
>half time
>Score is 30 to 25
this is worse than college bball
>>69411018
id get the ring just to troll people
>>69411196
>to whom?
to any self respecting fan. his only purpose was to flop and draw fouls on the opponents bigs. Its weak as shit and he deserves every fucking boooo he gets for it. Sad really, because there was a time that he had actual NBA skills and was good. That was a long time ago though.
Ingram is so fucking slow
I'M BOUT TO FUCK DIS CASH UP ON A NEW TOY
>all that celebrating for a summer league game
Cringe desu, is this what winning <30 games does to your players?
>>69415007
today the summer league, tomorrow the nba finals you salty bitch
>>69415007
This was probably the closest thing to a playoff-esque game for both teams.
>>69415007
every other SL game had golf claps
Lakers fans were hugging and crying lmao
YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO ME IF YOU'RE TEAM IS UNDEFEATED!!
NOT SOO FAST PHILLY! AHAHAHAH
you guys ready to see that 7'6 african dude for the dubs?
LAQEYZ
>>69415007
Lakers eternally run the league bitch
/nba/ current status
BTFO [x]
NOT BTFO [ ]
>Adande: ..take us to that last play
>D'Angelo: I played like SHIT
Kek
is he a bust?
/nba/ apologize now! admit it! you were wrong!
>>69415445
Nobody knows, because summer league means nothing. Durant was shit in SL and Marcus Smart looked like a superstar
Oh my god becky get on my dick
WHERE DOES HE HAVE ICE BROS?
when is becky going to sign with mompov
>Lakers win the SL on a DLO game winner
>/nba/ joins the witness protection program with 7kt and learns how to make shitty webm's on ipads
How the FUCK do we fix this shit?
>Fuck the lakers /nba/ General thread
>Lakers win on a russell game winner
pls make all the treads from here on out
Ben Simmons is gonna average a triple double with 10 points
>>69415608
>not 19 until february, 2017
>youngest player in the league
By giving him time and making sure he drinks enough milk.
Hay guys I heard they raised the bump limit
>>69424606
Is that so?
>>69425434
Nah.
>>69410184
what does ambien mean anyways?
Boy I sure do love the basketball.
How about you guys?
Who does Dion Waiters sign with?
>>69412317
You do realize that none of these players know each other and the players don't know current systems certain teams run. Its not unusual to get a lot of talent that runs wild in the court which equals chaotic basketball and overall bad scores. In the end the score resembled a shit east tier game final score.
Please stop being such a faggot and a casual
>>69407491
All odd numbers
Possible conspiracy
I can't wait for that Lakers pick
>>69432377
it's a popular sleeping pill
