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Stage 7 features a decent climb. Expect attacks.
>Livestream
https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
>Col d'Asspain
Profile of the climb: it suits Froome more than Quintana.
Breakaway or Bardet ftw.
Looking forward to this. I think Bardet will attack over the top. For some reason Valverde is the clear favourite??
>Col d'Aspie
>>69364218
because he's very likely the fastest finisher in the group of contenders.
i highly doubt they'll be coming home in 1s and 2s
>Col d'Asperger
>>69364239
€2 on Dan Martin for me. #bigspender
50p on the TJVG for me
Valverde now 8/1 if anyone fancies it
Bought a saddle cushion on ebay yesterday lads
>>69364331
Why?
How many hours can you ride in one day.
>>69364354
It's more because next day I get sore
my tops is 2h49min
It's just to avoid getting a sore mate,also I think with a cushion I will can go out for like two days in a row,instead of just one
It was like 1,60€ lel
>>69364394
>It's more because next day I get sore
>my tops is 2h49min
Replace the saddle.
>>69364394
>2:49
Change saddles.
Just so you know, a saddle cushion will only make things a LOT worse.
It's much MUCH more important for the saddle to be of the right shape so it sits firmly in you bones. Over time you can do 6h rides no problem.
If you think minimal saddles with very firm cushing are not comfortable, think again. You just need the right shape for your ass.
>>69364450
This way is cheaper lad
Also I think it is because of the roads
full of small holes
>>69364505
I will try this first
I think the saddle fits right. It's just my muscles that get sore from the ups and downs from the road's holes. that's it
In case it doesn't work I'll take your recommendation mate
>>69364536
> It's just my muscles that get sore from the ups and downs from the road's holes
The cushion will only make this worse, trust me. You'll probably even get a numb dick now.
A good saddle will barely touch anything other than your sit bones.
TAKE THE PAIN
Who do I like in this? America has been shamed by Armstrong so I'll side with the Croatians if they're represented.
12 RIDERS IN THE LEAD
Gorka Izagirre (Movistar), Luis Leon Sanchez (Astana), Peter Sagan (Tinkoff), Jarlinson Pantano (IAM Cycling), Ramunas Navardauskas (Cannondale-Drapac), Mark Cavendish (Dimension Data), Jérémy Roy (FDJ), Cesare Benedetti (Bora-Argon 18), Rui Costa (Lampre-Merida), Nicolas Edet and Geoffrey Soupe (Cofidis), Chris Anker Sorensen (Fortuneo-Vital Concept) form the front group.
Cav has got this.
Etixx has to chase that down.
>tfw no local mountains to train on
22nd for chess
>>69364733
Florida?
GORKA GORKA GORKA GORKA GORKA GORKA GORKA!!!!!!!11
I wasn't able to follow the giro this year. Any contestant looking strong for this TdF?
Who would win it all according to you guys?
>>69364752
Atlanta
>>69364775
from the giro: nibali, majka, fuglsang looking shit. valverde okay so far.
>>69364786
Make your wait to some and train yourself there
>>69364816
>nibali, majka, fuglsang looking shit
All waiting for the final week.
>>69364786
I'm so sorry, Anon
>>69364853
>>69364853
your way
meant your wait
just ride to some mountains
>>69364611
>implying Cav will even make it over the cat. 4
>>69364853
>>69364866
It's okay tbqh cycling and bike infrastructure is really making headway here and we have the longest paved trail in the US
look at this piece d'art captured 2 years ago
>Nibbles was saying to be patient since "something" may happen. Doubt he'll go for any kind of GC spot, but what are the odds he attacks on a climb like this for a stage win?
Does anyone think Cavendish is stupid for attempting to win the green jersey? He doesn't stand a chance.
>>69365084
Shit, didn't want to greentext the whole thing.
Do TdF organizers charge an occupancy fee for local hotels within range of stage routes? Obviously these places enjoy an uptick in business every year from the Tour, and we all know that you can't make money from ticket sales
>>69365084
Very high.
GC teams will have no interest in chasing him down.
The odds he attacks successfully if the GC riders are interested? Very slim.
>>69365084
I honestly feel this would be a good stage for him.
Dunno how far behind he is on the GC.
>>69365096
>Do TdF organizers charge an occupancy fee for local hotels within range of stage routes?
If I remember correctly, the tour pays for the rooms.
>>69365105
14 minutes
>>69365126
I meant to say for spectators and casual fans , not for teams and riders
THANKS JUAN
Strong opening from eurosport!
>tfw you will never pick up girls at the traditional mountain dance with Juan
>>69365135
should be ok to go then
>>69365167
No. The ASO book one or two hotels and house the entire peloton.
Fans and journalists aren't charged for staying close by.
>>69365084
Let's hope so. Would be a nice stage for him. The way Nibbles can descend will just make Vroome's childlike handling skills even more obvious
>>69365215
Yeah, I kind of want to see Nibbles descend like a madman again.
>>69365096
no. ASO used to pull this shit with Dakkar, and it made everyone hate them/the event.
One of the main reasons people put up with the tour shutting all the roads etc is its good for tourism, ASO would be fucked if they started nicking tourism money
Killed my back biking, no one is there at work I could go biking now
>>69365234
>>69365215
Where would you place him?
Tier 1: Sagan
Tier 2: Nibali, Valverde, Amador, Bardet.
Tier 3: Quintana, Froome, Contadown.
>mfw the peloton bullies the break by letting them stay exactly 20 seconds ahead until col d'aspin
>>69365191
>>69365207
Why is Juan so based, bros?
WE CLIMB NAO
>>69365241
I see, though at this level of prestige these middle-of-nowhere towns and villages should be desperate to have their roads blocked and have the Tour pass by
>>69365274
if we're talking actual skill i'd put Sagan in tier 2 and Nibbles in tier 1. I know Sagan makes it look even more spectacular but that's not a good thing imo.
>>69365274
Would make a separate stage for Vroome if you ask me. He's shit at it. Hell, even >Pinot descends better than him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxwKEuy-pM
Comfy thread theme
>>69365331
>thread theme
>anything other than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlh4Hc4JAY0
kys
>>69365274
>Sagan above Nibbler
>no >pinot tier
baka senpai
>Froome interview
>So you usually attack in the first climb, will you go for it?
>No, let's not forget it's not a finish climb
So basically he openly admits he's shit at descends.
>>69365316
Sagan is a good bike handler, I'd argue better than Nibali.
Nibbles looked shaky on Lombardia last year.
>>69365315
Yeah, sure, but if ASO jewed literally all the money away, that would soon change... In Dakkar everyone loved it, drivers used local workshops, sampled local culture etc, kids still got killed when rally cars came through villages at 125mph but people didnt mind.... Then ASO started making drivers stay in their fenced off camps, sold rights to basically everything, and all of a sudden the locals were like "fuck off pal"
France will still love the tour, but a lot of the bonheur is on the community spirit... ASO taking money from tourism locally would start to make it look less of a community thing and more of a big capitalist octopus.
I'm not interested in Greg's stories
show me the race
Time for TUNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDroiKjDZeM
WHO /nibbles/ HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mBcm9yR_IY
>>69365417
>(you)
>>69365385
>Sagan is a good bike handler, I'd argue better than Nibali.
Overall, yes, although Nibbles can fly over the cobbles better than any other climber. But I thought we were just talking about descending.
Let's hope this new break makes it, nice group
>>69365417
Find preview runs from him pretty comfy tbqh.
Who will be be maimed by downhill today
lel
>>69365274
m8 Nibbles is fucking godlike going down
>GVA joining the break
wew lad
>>69365463
>mfw when it's a >contadown episode
>>69365451
>. But I thought we were just talking about descending
I'm talking about descents. Sagan's cornering is superior to Nibali's.
>>69365478
I know, I just think Sagan in a level above.
>yellow jersey in the break
>>69365361
A better one (from 80's)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPMDGdbHdI
>>69365497
>I'm talking about descents. Sagan's cornering is superior to Nibali's.
gonna have to agree to disagree then mate
>>69365497
They're both about the same level if you ask me. Difference is I have yet to see Sagan fall on a descent yet.
>Israel commercial
>Two cities, one holocaust
mmm jewish ass
>>69365505
absolute homme fou !!
>>69365497
Yeah, you're probably right on the cornering. Nibali fucks his timing sometimes and loses a little time but his fearlessness going down is so awesome to watch
>Stuyven, GVA, Spartacus, Nibbles, Roelandts, Chavanel, Cummings, Martin, Bakelants all in the break
what a nice start of the stage
>those commercials
>be with gorgeous girl in a meh normie beach during sunset
>instead of enjoying it, spend the time annoying the bitch by filming thousands of takes for that vid
Why does everyone in this generation is a nigger?
>>69365497
I said this on the Giro. Nibbles needs but one descent to win this whole damn tour.
AND WHAT HAPPENED ON THE GIRO?!
>>69365638
>. Nibbles needs but one descent to win this whole damn tour.
he's 14 minutes down.
who TYP AE OPAHC here?
>>69365674
Poor guy. Terrible way to lose the Giro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiv6Y2zh7I
>tfw you try to keep up with the jedi master on the descent
>>69365674
How were Yotto Yumbo even allowed to wear pink jerseys?
>>>>69365674
delete this
>>69365638
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Good afternoon loves, how was the morning ride?
>tfw I stopped because it rained, like a true casual.
>Handful of riders pulling over.
Something happen?
>>69365693
He's lucky he fucked up so high up the mountain there were snowbanks to catch him. Doing that lower down the mountain would almost certain death by crashing into a ravine.
>>69365706
I was too hungover to do one
>>69365705
P-pls don't ruin our comfy thread.
>>69365674
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>>69365678
"He's a good descender". Year of the mad man continues
>>69365719
They stopped to pee
>tfw no WSL today, so TdF on TV
>>69365719
they need to do a wee
>>69365678
Nibble could be an hour down, when you decent at that pace, all shall yield.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPHnqI13vPk
True madman.
>>69365737
>mad at sharks
>>69365729
Look at that again, he would've went into the rock, not the ravine. That snow/ice did nothing for his fall. He rolled over and fell with the back on the pavement.
>>69365762
They have reasons for it
>>69365740
>>69365747
Ha, why didn't I think of that.
>be american
>go outside
>get shot
>be french
>go outside
>see tour de france going by
>>69365626
Calm down
>>69365674
DELETE
>be in my early 20's
>everyone else from my high school grade is both/either starting to get fat or prematurely age resultingly from alcohol, partying, and bad nutrition
>I look better than ever thanks to cycling
anyone else know this feel? It's great
>>69365788
>be brazilian
>go outside
>have your cellphone stolen by a goat
>be finnish
>go outside
>immediately regret because you have agoraphobia
>be german
>go outside
>only for 2 minutes
>be contador
>go outside
>fall on the ground
Bloody hell, that's no breakaway, that's a mini peloton.
>>69365810
It's one of the best feels.
>>69365810
What do you want a pat on the back from /sp/ for being healthy.fuck off
>>69365810
and now you get to show off in front of us anonymous boys instead of hot high school chicks
>>69365819
No bully
>>69365832
They have as much power as the peloton thanks to Tony and Fabian. God that's a lot of power.
>maillot jaune in breakaway
how is this allowed
>>69365810
>Be a blossoming beacon of health due to cycling despite my crippling accident.
>Everyone 'mirrin, cycling buddies call me 'fat'
>Start Med School.
>Transform in lord skellington, thinner then a breadstick, eyebags the size of northamptonshire, less bodyfat then a starved Somalian child.
>Everyone asks if I'm oké, cycling buddies 'mirrin hard, asking for my routine.
>>69365832
no it just feels great not being a fatfuck
Additionally, almost every girl that was attractive to you growing up is now falling off a cliff, feels good too in a childish and spiteful way
THANKS JUAN
>>69365819
29 riders
Nibbles and an Avermat are in it
>>69365868
pics or it didn't happen
>>69365863
>3 minutes
>100km
>headwind
and GVA cant win over all [spoiler] esp. when he's gon get nibbled [/spoiler]
>giving GVA 8min in the GC already
truly magical times
Post /comfy/
>>69365904
Post the webm.
thunderstorm confirmed
>>69365868
>Dutch skeletor
Slenderman pls go
Do you sometime ride on those high roads between polders? I tried that once and the wind btfo'd me.
All mountain stages getting cancelled due to snow and GVA winning tour confirmed?
>>69365963
kek we can only pray
>dat town
If that lake wasn't so clearly artifical it'd be the comfiest place in the world
>>69365963
he will gain an other 5min today, thanks to sleepy peleton
2 M I N U T E S
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>>69365963
Tirreno 2.0
>>69365868
>Tfw 22 bmi.
>>69365932
Dat webm?
>this mega breakaway
Just got in. Wtf is happening?
the km don't half tick down slowly when you need them to finish the stage early.
>>69366027
Nibbles leading the way. GVA follows and keeps his yellow.
Is that flemish commentator ok? that was fkin awkward
>>69366027
Peloton let them go up the road. >>69365995
We /nibble/now.
>>69366045
Which one?
>>69366027
sleepy Froome and team Sky littery gifting GVA valuable minutes today
>>69365893
Some day.
>>69365939
It kills your average speed and makes Americans on Strava laugh, but when it's behind you, oh holy fuck you are like the TGV.
>>69365987
I'm below 17 now, I think.
>>69365939
Those roads can be nasty.
The worst I've had was the narrow, badly maintained brick road around the island of Marken, with full headwind from the open lake on my old one-gear city bike.
Fuck, that hurt. Walking would've been faster.
>a place so comfy even the hydraulic structures are comfy
>>69366058
one started groaning and the other ones were completely quiet
>>69366070
Careful, the comfiest is still to come
>>69366045
pre-mountain handjob. we've all done it.
>>69366070
ha gayyyy!
>>69366043
>>69366048
>>69366064
Very interesting. This means they will have to race up the climb. Comfy stage
>>69366027
Everyones going mad
>>69366100
No. Sky have a man in the break, no one will ride hard.
>>69366069
>Marken
Inbred isle thing filled with Chinese selfie-sticks.
True danger riding is the centre of Amsterdam anyway. Pretty much wipeout on bikes if you keep pace.
>Cav as bottle boy today
>Cav bottle duty
too based
new thread?
Fuck, my dick is diamonds today.
>tfw no rural france to live
>>69366138
I went there on a sunday off-season, so there was hardly anyone to be seen. No selfie sticks to ride into.
I live in Amsterdam, and upon entering the centre, my bell becomes my best friend. Tourists blindly walking on the cycling paths. It's dangerous to go too fast, but I do like to challenge myself to not lose any pace when climbing an especially steep bridge, while everyone else nearly falls off.
>>69366164
are you wearing cycling shorts?
>>69366236
nope
>>69366231
>Tourists blindly walking on the cycling paths
Be thankful you have cycling paths. Around here they're a fucking joke. Literally painted off half of the sidewalk and called it a day.
>>69366296
>UK cycle path
More like "Car door opening zone"
I am actually curious of how a boner would look in cycling shorts
you guys reckon sean kelly is intelligent enough to make a sandwich? I am seriously doubting it.
>>69366340
My brother broke a finger that way once.
>>69366349
Went hunting with him once. Nice guy.
How many kcal do these athletes burn ?
>>69366349
everyone sounds thick as pigshit in the irish accent. he's quite sharp.
>>69366382
7500 per stage, average.
>>69366340
I just use the right side of the street. Or well it would be the left side for britland. Again, cycling paths are a fucking joke.
>>69366382
over nine thousand
>>69366382
ONE HUNDRED
>>69366164
But anon so far it's only random fields
>>69366387
holy shit that's almost 1kg
>>69366426
they eat 3 plates of pasta every night though
>>69366342
got u covered senpai
>>69366416
NIGGA I WANT TO LIVE IN RANDOM FIELDS IN FLYOVER DEPARTMENTS
>>69366164
>prefering rural france than based sertão
>>69365497
>Sagan's cornering is superior to Nibali's.
Actually, I disagree quite a bit about this.
>>69366454
thanks lad
>>69366467
Delete
>>69366467
>Cacti and spiny shit everywhere
NOPE!
>Cummings
>>69366467
>based sertao
lad no offense but judging by that picture it looks like shit
>>69366454
is that an obama tattoo?
>>69366502
It is the second shittiest place in Brazil, objectively. It has been said this /TdF/
>>69366494
It's comfy
>that sky train
absolutely disgusting
>>69366525
it looks the opposite of comfy
Looks dry and horrible
>>69366467
No medieval towns in Brazil so yeah tbf
>ASO making a special of Onoda Sakamichi
>>69366544
>Inb4 15 minute breakaway again before they hit the mountain
FROOME DOWN
>>69366550
Sertão has cute animals
>>69366569
post salmon instead of getting my hopes up
>>69366567
>tfw no De Gendt in the break
not likely
we /a/ now
>>69366525
probably full of creatures that exist to simply destroy you in one bite as well
I NEED A FUCKING STREAM BECAUSE RTPplay IS NOT TRANMITTING THIS ONLINE
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>>69366559
That's actually the worse cycling cartoon tbqh. Watch Nasu instead.
are any of the contenders likely to attack at the end?
>>69366591
>Implying rural France doesn't have cute animals
They talked about foxes in the French stream before the race started
>>69366601
Link in the op.
>>69366569
Fuck off you cunt
>>69366601
they're in the Original post rapaz
Hey guys me and my friends are into cycling now, so we build our own team. We already participated in a few races
>>69366591
>it's neither an eagle or a vulture
>it's neither a human or a monkey
Welcome to Sertão.
>>69366595
>not wanting froome to win
i have $1000 on him @3.00 because quintana was paying 1.90
>>69366601
>É Bruno Aleixo
>a falar no rádio
>>69366620
>>69366591
Best brazilian animal, pic related. It's on cerrado, nigga.
>>69366601
http://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp2
You fucking goof.
>>69366632
nice dicks you got there
>>69366653
Good thing my penis is really small.
>>69366624
S-sorry
>>69366653
pic
>>69366678
Barroso """""""""confirmed"""""""" for jew
>>69366670
I bet you have nice tits though :^D
Talking of dicks, >dat Astana bloke having a wee and begin filmed from the front
>>69366717
>717
checked.
![article-2184967-146D51EB000005DC-880_634x440[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tBnVAkq.jpg "article-2184967-146D51EB000005DC-880 634x440[1]")
>>69366632
But i got boring so we are into rowing now
>>69366670
post pics
>Sporza commentators arguing again
>THE FIRE RISES
>>69366632
It reminded me this
>>69366737
Why do you watch Sporza streams?
NOT JOKING THIS TIME
FROOME IS DOWN
I REPEAT FROOME IS DOWN
>>69366763
comfy commentary
>>69366791
Solid 6/10, would fug :DD
oh god froome is such a qt how can anyone dislike him
>>69366797
Ones here are talking of the regional ham and how exquisite it is as well as other pork dishes.
>>69366788
The boy who cried wolf
>>69366808
She'd be a 9/10 in portugal.
1/10 in Ukraine.
>>69366753
>>69366791
>tfw she will never sit on your face after 4 hour race
>>69366813
As qt as a stick insect.
![11358256_994275800593049_330841454_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pr2ttwG.jpg "11358256 994275800593049 330841454 n[1]")
>>69366753
the one on the right hnngggg
>tfw no latina cyclingfu
>>69366788
How do I filter out Australians?
>>69366737
was taking a dump, what were based michel & jose arguing about?
>>69366865
4chan x?
>>69366599
It isn't like Australia
can we please keep the chinese cartoons to a minimum in these threads? pedophilia isn't /comfy/
>>69366893
noncomfy dry fucking shit
>>69366599
>creatures
We call them humans. This title is debatable, though.
>just like when you call people from seattle """""people"""""
>>69366869
doping
>>69366865
>>69366884
this
I filter Peru because the cunt never stops spamming anime
>>69366919
This
>>69366893
fuckin hell what a hellscape
and it's probably as big as europe
NIBBLES
>>69366893
>go for a ride in nordeste hueland
>eaten alive by mosquitoes
>get back with a numb dick
>all my children now have zika
Brazil, not even once.
>>69366928
but seattle is one of our only major cities that isnt basically a nigger chimpout city
>>69366975
>>>/a/ is that away
>>69366813
you're not wrong there
>>69366996
>a city full of sjws
>americans will unironically defend this
>>69366919
actually french cartoon
>>69367026
>Dat fucking duck
>>69366975
lol is he eating a bar to make him look badass (like the usuall cigarette)
kek
>>69367017
pick your poison, you as a nigger would prefer the other
>>69366986
>hating Nordeste
>overrating zika
>>69367026
Is that that Dofus cartoon that apparently had a god tier villain story arc?
>>69367055
He's addicted to bars. It's a shitty story anyway.
>>69366986
Measles still do more fetus damage than Zika, which is quite overrated.
>>69367070
>t. JaMarcus DeWiggumNiggums III
>white
Any chance to Arashiro come a GC contender in some years?
>>69367099
Yeah it's Wakfu, same universe but not same time as Dofus
The villain of the first season is indeed pretty good, it starts as a childish cartoon but becomes great on the way
>Pronouncing this name
![a3aafded3b556779a35eccb4a87f2810[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/72zo62k.jpg "a3aafded3b556779a35eccb4a87f2810[1]")
>>69367099
yes it is, its called wakfu
>>69367145
Not a chance. If anything he feels past is prime if you ask me.
>>69367160
niggrayyyyyy lmao
>>69367145
>ywn ride the tdf along with your gf
>>69367160
it ain't that difficult, mate
>>69367160
Not that hard tbqh
>>69367160
just imagine if he wins the tour
TSEUGBU GE
fuck it
>>69367160
Commentators here skip the middle name.
>>69367160
It's easier than most Danish names I know tbf
No offense
>>69367179
I saw now. 31 y.o..
>>69367160
>leave it to me
>>69367223
he probably just calls him "turd", which is accurate.
i'd like luke rowe to peg my gap and assert his dominance over me if you know what i mean
>Those Nairobi goods actually look fun enough to have
Would buy one.
>>69367212
but that's the easiest part?
>sky being told by Oxford Uni through their earpieces how many watts they need to ride at any given second to suck all the fun out of the stage
disgusting
>>69367267
Pics?
>when the ice cream truck drives through your street but nobody stops it
Why is this so sad
>>69367223
>cabel ewan
>cadel ewan
>cabal ewan
>>69367259
i don't could be a bit more clear please
>>69367283
Am on cable, can't really cap anything. Ask anyone with a eurosport stream though.
>>69367284
Everyone is at home watching TdF 2bh.
>>69367284
Go to closest grocery store to buy ice cream.
>>69367160
pretty easy. Some eastern european names are trickier, and no one can pronounce portuguese names
>pauli-ni-oh
>rui coshhhta
>oliviera
sigh
>Dat horn
>>69367284
Do it yourself
>ever needing to pronounce portugese names in a cycling race
this is a serious thread
>>69367314
It's also like 19°C and cloudy, I don't know why they thought people would even want icecream today.
>>69367284
I once saw a group of hells angel type bikers at an ice cream truck all gently licking their ice cream, was a funny sight.
>>69367365
Try it
>>69367326
>the world can't read properly in portuguese
>the world can't do shit about about the gender of articles in portuguese
>the language with most similar sounds with portuguese is, somehow, japanese
based data
>>69367160
It's pronounced 'stop that thief'
>>69367391
Japanese has 5 vowel phonemes
BR Portuguese has 13 vowel phonemes
PT Portuguese has 14 vowel phonemes
Japanese hasn't articles
>>69367405
It's finally up.
>>69367405
I'd expect Kiryienka to pull as well but I guess he isn't up for it yet.
>>69367389
JO-A-QUIM AG-OS-TEEN-HO
nailed it
>>69367326
>mfw a portuguese person calls him "renato sanchEZ"
>>69367462
>what is phonetic alphabet
>the city of multiculturalism
>>69367462
noice tbqh
FROOME BROKEN COLLAR BONE
ITS HAPPENING
>>69367326
tbqh, they have much more difficulty saying Rui. I've never met any foreigner who could say my name properly without looking retarded in the process
t. Rui
>>69367491
k, keep me posted
IT BEGINS
>>69367462
Not even close 2bh
>>69367503
Pronunciation of Rui reminds russian word Хyй
people always get my name cholmondley fetherstonhaugh wrong
Starting the Celebrity Cyclist of The Day with Hugh Jackman
Tune in every day to se which cycling celeb who gets the honor
>>69367503
ROO-E
>>69367503
Calm down, Roy
>>69367541
Cambraia, just stop.
Give me some (You)s lads
>>69367389
Wack-heem agas-teenhoe?
>taking PEDs in live TV during the stage
>>69367545
why do I fund that photo so funny holy shit
>>69367503
around 2004 rui costa (the real one) was actually on pepsi cans in germany and his name was spelled "Riu Costa"
how can you fuck up this badly
Whats your favorite jersey in the pro peloton today?
I like Fantini
Bardiani looks pretty good too
>>69367547
objectively wrong, it's a single syllabe
>>69367572
The question is: Хyй means Caralho in russian
To be honest I'd imagine most cycling fans are pretty good with dirty foreign names.
>>69367547
The problem is the R. Most languages don't have that phonem.
>>69367599
Katusha
>>69367580
have it
it's on the house
keep your streets dirty
>>69367580
savage lads
>>69367588
ahah, when I went to Germany I wrote my m8 last name on the hotel check in:
>Ribeiro
>Riebaa?
>>69367580
Seriously how the fuck did they get there bikes up there
>>69367607
>>69367541
Rui or it's equivalent literally means dick in Polish
>>69367545
I was waiting for an excuse to post this
http://forvo.com/search/Rui%20Costa/
easy
>>69367580
Thanks for the webm
"Huge chunks of time"
ok, everyone drink...
G R E G
>>69367599
I like BMC, Movistar, FDJ, Katjusha and Lotto Jumbo
I have no sound, why are we watching a truck drive down a highway?
>>69367620
a lot do. france, germany, denmark, norway, and southern sweden all use it and that's just the ones i can think of off the top of my head
>>69367663
dude
no
no no
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uoodyo8si5
it's like this
>>69367599
AG2R
Direct Energie is a good surprise
Oh it's this guy again.
French people are werid
grrrrrrooey khosta
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Based fan
>>69367704
All those languages (except french) are related barbaric languages
lyl
>>69367599
Fantini is the only correct option:
>flashy colors
>De Rosa
>Campagnolo gears and wheels
>roids galore
Why is my penis hard?
>Spanish musicians
>>69367610
Main problem are dutch and flemish riders. Almost noone knows dutch phonology and orthography.
Ex: Kruijswijk
Ayy lmao
Stop talking about your shitty language pls
>>69367751
doesnt French come from Gaulish or something ?
Is Didi Senft still at it?
>>69367753
/TdF/ edition
>>69367762
>railroad aqueduct
damn those romans really were advanced
LOS MAS FRESCOS, DEL CULO A LA BOCA
We're all supporting Contador, here....right?
>>69367773
No m8, french comes from Latin
>>69367782
Commentators here were just talking about him. They payed him more to appear in the Austrian tour so he's there now. He's a fag nowadays, with more sponsors on his costume than the riders.
>>69367807
A spanish Damião Experiença
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-faf_VrMVA
>>69367645
Rode them
>>69367813
I would be if crashtador wasn't 2 minutes behind and injured already
A S S P A I N
>>69367773
i have no clue why but french is a romance langauge with very germanic pronunciation
it also has all the öäü sounds in addition to germanic r's
>>69367797
>you'll never sleep under this shadow, then proceed to kill yourself by hanging in this viaduct
JUST
My sister keeps saying how hot Valverde is
How do I respond?
>>69367866
Tell her Sagan's better looking anyway.
>>69367866
valverde mask sex attack
>>69367866
Force her to suck your dick.
>>69367844
Haha good one smart ass
>>69367866
Post pics
>>69367891
Wow there keep the language comfy
Continental teams have the nicest jerseys. Out of the pro teams I'd say Katusha's is the best
Who /Eurosport/ here?
N I B B L E S
I
B
B
L
E
S
What is nibbles doing?
>>69367856
Also dominance of northern trunk (langues d'oïl, with closed contact with celts and germanics) over southern trunk (langues d'oc, more related with catalan and italian)
>>69367924
Most are tbqh.
>>69367866
show her his terrible hair genetics
>>69367866
Valverde is hot
>>69367964
Then tell her he should be using Alpecin instead.
>>69367969
before he lost his hair :(
break should drop some of the assholes who won't ride tbqh
>yahama advertising MT-10
>still no word on MT-7 tenere
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69367856
The Franks were a Germanic tribe who adopted vulgar Latin as their language
>only 2 minutes
>>69367924
more like adsport
you poor bastards
>>69367997
Then they won't make it home
>>69368014
The ads are based 2bh
>ywn crash your car from the highway into the road and, maybe, the railroad
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>69366372
Kek I know someone who's big bro had that happen to him
D-do I know you?
>>69368014
>Not liking the ads
I bet you never cooked in fresh air.
>>69368041
>not watching on RTP1 in hd with minimal ads
stop being a cuck
>>69368046
What?
>>69367712
not too hard for a french
>>69368068
EXTRACTING FUMES
>>69368145
BORA
GERMAN ENGINEERING FOR YOUR HAIR
>Kiryienka no longer here
Well shit, Sky train is in the making.
Should I learn french and live in rural, south France?
and to say this stage started to promising
>>69368196
Oui
nice castle
>>69368196
Breton, Euskara, Occitan or Provençal
>>69368196
go for it famalam
french is ez for us
>>69368168
lel
>>69368196
Do as you wish, but if you live in France yeah you must learn French
>>69368237
>simpatia e gente fina
>jacklane e manda brasa
>domyngo e feryado
>feitiço e feiticeiro
>gil e gitsu
MUH SIDES: GONE
CRASH
van avermeat is absolutely based, best yellow jersey in years.
>>69368266
Think that was just a flat.
>>69368255
why do you guys refuse to learn english like every other civilized european country
>>69368268
This.
>>69368196
You'll die of boredom in 2 years
>>69368268
Better than Sagan?
>>69368268
Liked it better on Sagan.
How come there's no Jewish riders?
>>69368301
>>69368311
nah he wasnt as combative as this
>rpt commentators still used formal pronouns
this triggers me
these guys have been doing this together since 1997
>>69368268
Voeckler was the best you mong
K E K
E
K
>>69368298
BASED
>del culo a la boca
French sickos
>>69368328
They own the uci.
hahahaha thats gold!
>>69368283
>Refuse
We are just shit at speaking it actually
>>69368300
No more than everywhere in Europe
B A S E D
F R E N C H I E S
>>69368345
voeckler is a mongoloid
>>69368328
It's difficult to pick coins on the ground while riding a bike
>craig vanavermark
>>69368300
Nigga I'm autistic. As long as I get internet and two free hours per day, I won't kill myself.
Is the break finished with the climb
Quality French roadside entertainment
>lelmond alert
N I B B L E S
I
B
B
L
E
S
>>69368392
Everybody thought he was/is a cunt.
That's what makes him so fucking BASED
>>69368328
>sport
>jews
choose one
>it's an Lelmond episode
>TFW you will never be hired by Oleg to hold a watering can above him while he showers on the side of the road after a ride
>>69368401
What did I miss?
kek this guy says live that the tour is terrible
i wish i was ashley house
Daily reminder that Nibbles is Gr. Maillot Jeune even when he's not in yellow
Bring on the asspain. My body is ready
>>69368470
>ywn motorboat those funbags
>>69368470
best horny phrase ever tbqh
>>69368498
>ka puta de tetas
I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
Is is true that the portuguese put eggs on everything?
>>69368470
kek
also didn't cummings win a stage last year
What went wrong?
>>69368470
>>69368498
>>69368510
I totally understand
C U M M I N G S
U
M
M
I
N
G
S
Come on Steve!
Any RTP2 stream here? Besides the official one?
>>69368524
He did. In the most badass way too mind you. >Pinot and... I can't recall who else were weighing themselves before the sprint to the finish but before any could attack Cummings just dashed by both and took the stage.
>>69368522
We use a lot of eggs in our cuisine, but nothing too serious.
We do use olive oil a lot more by comparison.
>>69368538
One of my favorite webms
>>69368537
Too much focus on specialties. Shame though, that thing was absolutely based
>Pinot would've won it last year
>>69368560
>I can't recall who else
'twas another frenchie, made me kek hard
>be discussion various cheeses and wine and how to get rid of the dirty Brit
>Brit says toodles and makes both look absolutely ridiculous
>>69368524
>>69368498
>>69368470
>a pity this profile is fake
>>69368560
The other guy was Bardet
>>69368627
There we go, thanks.
EAGLE
A
G
L
E
>>69368298
Nice R18 break
>>69368609
I honestly don't know whether japanese or portuguese television is the best in the world.
Van Avermaet speaks good french, didn't know that
>>69368650
CORBYN
O
R
B
Y
N
Mountains incoming.
D I D I
I
D
I
>>69368670
he got lessons so he could talk shit to Gilbert better
>>69368609
I remember that kek
DIDI
>>69368394
jojjejkeklmao
>>69368709
FUCKING BASED DIDI
>le mond alert
>Greg hanging in there
Based!
WE'RE HERE BOYS
ASS PEN
Odds shifting, but can't see shit.
thanks 'itv'
Based Nibbler started Nibbling instantly on col d'asspain
>people unironically holding french flag
>instead of the flag of their department
SHIGGY
Nibbles will win
Wtf I love Nibbles now
>>69368705
bLIAR
L
I
A
R
CJJ turned 27 yesterday.
Send him your power \m/
Can anyone explain me on >le mond alert thing?
>>69368804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvOyAHizWlI
>>69368832
hes such a boring cunt so seeing that countdown for a lemond segment angers me
>>69368808
£2 @ 3/1
this
>sagin
>cyclists who smoke
New thread?
>>69368910
No.
>>69368910
yeah we need a new one
Also lads I just got here, missed the rest of the day but am glad to see this climb and especially, the descent
Who else is supremely /ready/ for
>Pinot
>>69368910
nah
>barmeme
>impey still hanging on
how
Greg got left behind!
Essiting race desu
>>69368931
It's almost over anyway.
keep it going steve lad
>>69368937
The meme magic is strong with OBE
>>69368931
>every year
kys
>>69368943
nah he's right, go up at his own pace, just try and reach the summit before the peloton
>>69368953
Every stage should be a mountain stage
Why is Nibbles so based lads?
I've honestly been a fan since his Liquigas days.
>>69368962
>Hayman winning Roubaix
>Howson destroying the front group in the Giro
>Impey hanging with Nibali on 9% inclines
>>69369023
>>69368948
Can someone explain this meme to me?
Pls no greg kill
Just one more day, it's all I want
CUMMINGS
>>69369033
Get out just fucking leave
>>69368990
no
NEW THREAD
>>69369042
>>69369056
pls
>>69369056
delete this
>>69369056
Eat a dick.
>>69369056
you fucking mongoloid
leave /tdf/ and never come back
>>69369056
KYS
>>69369056
dude
>>69369056
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Peeno getting ready. ..
>>69369033
Lurk atleast two years before posting in 4chan.
>>69369056
>new thread
We do one thread a day and that's more than enough for us lad
>>69369056
(You)
was that another dick on the ground?
>>69369056
end yourself
fucking Cummings
>>69369056
chinkmoot pls permaban this nigga
>>69369056
>having more than one /TdF/ thread
>>69369056
report dis nigg
>>69369056
fucking newfag/last 20km casual
lurk moar
This old cunt won a medal in the 2004 Olympics. Is he Chris Horner 2.0?
>>69369056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmof1APkn4M
(You)
IS IT CUMMINGS HOME?
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
the GC guys saving it for the next 2 days :(
>>69369213
looks like it lad, the yellow, that is, for at least another day
BORING
O
R
I
N
G
>muppets offering bottles of possibly water to the riders
Has any rider EVER taken a bottle and put fuck knows what into their body?
>Pinot
>pinot
>>69369251
yes
HAHAHA IT'S TIME FOR
>pinot
>Pinot
IT IS TIME
>pinot
Will anyone attack up this hill?
>FDJ pulling for >Pinot
>Pinot in the fucking back of the peloton
>As expected of >Pinot
>pinot
>Pinot
wew
>it's a neutralized peloton mountain finish
at least we get to hear cummings 4,000 times
what a shitty stage
cummings as usual
pinot riding like a faggot
fuck this
>>69369251
There was some old Belgian dude who handed out cans of cola to riders on the Tourmalet(or the Ventoux? I forgot) for thirty or so years. That was some time ago already I think, but it still happened.
>pinot
inb4 the cameras track this useless fag going backwards
>pinot
It nevers ends
>pinot
lol pinot
>French cyckling
>pinot
The eternal
>pinot
>>69369292
he still did it last year
>>69369289
Put away your cellphone, Pinot.
>pinot
delicious
>French team """""""""""""""""""""tactic"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>pinot
dont stop believin..
>pinot
Lurker here, why do people care about Pinot so much?
fuck this is boring, i miss doping guys
>Pinot keeps falling further and further behind
>pinot
God damn it guys, let's go
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>pinot
>burgundian grape variety without the black
>pinot
pinot ded
rip french cycling
FUCKING PINOT DISAPPOINTING ME EVERY YEAR
It's OK though he will come back
>>69369346
did you lurk last year?
>pinot
kek
Literally GOAT
FUCKING MADIOT LEARN HOW TO MANAGE A TEAM
G O A T
Nice goat.
checking in for
>pinot
>P
I
>N
o
>T
kinda boring stage desu
Navarro on attack
>Nibbles falling behind
Oh well.
nibali dropped by impey kek
>NIBBLES
>Nibali
>trusting nibali even with £2
I'm a fucking idiot
'Pinot don't like the heat'
>can't handle hot temperatures
>take part in sporting event during the summer
>pinot
>allez Thibaut Pinot
>Allez Pinot
>>69369422
I'm enjoying it.
>NIBBLES
>Nibali is the Pinot of the breakaway
>Nibali
>Nibbles
ok never mind
starting to blow apart
>>69369405
pinot fucked something up just about every stage last year
we've been waiting for this ever since the tour started
>>69369422
Not over yet kiddo
>>69369419
Better jersey.
>>69369444
>coming off winning the fucking giro
Did contador teach you nothing last year
I feel like masturbating but want to save my testoesterone because i'm going on an extreme hill climb
>johnwest.jpg
I told you all yesterday Britain would dominate the mountains
You all laughed at me.well you not laughing any more are you?
Nibbles getting nibbled
>>69369346
The French cameracrew tends to focus on him a lot because there are high expectations for him ever since he got 2nd (3rd?) that one year
Which makes it all the more hilarious when he fails time after time
also he's ridiculously bad at descending for someone who's supposed to be a good rider
So this became just full fledged >pinot memeing whenever he was failing on camera again
>>69369476
>I made both
>coureurs français fait nous rêver
Stay to football for the moment frogfriends
nibbles works in mysterious ways.
>>69369440
>>69369443
I guarantee nibbles will suck all next week then have a 'miraculous' recovery
screen cap this
>VALVERDE
>VALVERDE
>VALVERDE
>>69369517
>pinot
>>69369503
Classic Nibbles.
DESCENT
>>69369498
Alpecin not visible enough on the green.
>>69369479
I thought you were supposed to masturbate before exercise for reasons
>>69364071
So which of those stream sources will actually work, instead of clogging my browser with 15+ windows and still no video?
>>69369517
>pinot
>brits
nice tow by the motorbike
JULIAN
U
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A
N
>>69369536
But it does have BORA and Sky-juice also
>frenchrider
I knew Cummings would get a stage. He is so fucking good at this.
>>69369559
Indeed, but it feels too crowded tbqh
How fucking doped up is Cummings?
BRITAIN GOAT
France are literal goats
I miss the skytrain
>>69369543
It's quite the opposite mate
High competion athtletes shouldn't even have sex the day before proofs
>>69369590
shut up faggot
>>69369590
He's vegan
>>69369598
Well you asked for it so here it is.
>>69369590
He has superior Anglo genetics continentals can't compete
>>69369600
>proofs
pls
Based Dan
GO DAN GO
>>69369590
How shit is Kristoff
>Barguil
>>69369608
Fuck off harley
BASED POTATO
Whens the moto gonna come for Gregg?
What a disappointment
CRASH
Didn't Cummings sneak a win in the Giro too?
>>69369536
By the way, I'll ready the template this weekend to produce new ones.
baldie wins
>>69369627
i dind't know the word lel
maybe competitions ?
The bonus is that they get a big party if they win
>>69369698
Noice.
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
strong ride
great win
I'M CUMMINGGGGGS
>>69369709
this
Now let's see how late Greg gets in.
>49km/hr
A true masterpiece tbqh
Go impey! This backstage pass gonna be gr8
>scousers finally win something
He must of got loads of banter about his name at school
G R E G
R
E
G
The dream continues.
>>69369740
Forgot pic
Tomorrow
lolololol wtf
>vittel
LEL
Aww shit, dat crash. Shitty markers, oh wow.
>vittel
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA
why do they fucking allow those stupid things
they always do this shit
Loooooooooool
AHHAHAHAHAHA
FINALLY MEMES LADS
TOP KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MEMES
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Vittel
holy shit ahhahahahahaha
TOP KEK
Flamme REKT
>FRENCH ENGINEERING
got a little too relaxed after the win by cummings
MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
C R A S H
R
A
S
H
lmao
>>69369775
T O U R M A L E T
>vittlel
Le saboteur
Le Meme de France
IF THE INFLATABLE MARKES DROPPED OUT ON THE PELATON WOULD THEY DIE?
>>69369807
can't wait to see how the Tour of Netherlands will go... oh wait
Did I see Pinot?
>french route design
VITTEL
ORICA DID IT AGAIN
>>69369817
>TOURMALET (HC)
H I G H
I
G
H
C L I M B
L
I
M
B
>Inb4 >Pinot passes the finish at the same time as 2agan
>>69369709
this is just the perfect tweet
mind if i retweet you bro?
It was Pinot's brother. Now he doesn't lose much time ayy
What the fuck!
>>69369775
This makes me hard
>>69369836
stupid frogposter, that's where we started last year
>>69369816
islamist attack
>>69369816
How to troll TdF:
Unplug 1km sign, run away.
Ban these fucking things already
>>69369816
>that perfect dead octopus shape
>Pinot
>the city of la flamme rouge
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Marcel Vittel
Timekeeping to be made at 3k to go so it doesn't affect the GC
>>69369769
He has looked smacked off his face in all the tdf backstage passes so far
>his bike is sitting ontop of the banner
>>69369851
It's called Horse Category because even horses have trouble climbing it
Fucking Vittel
Their water is fucking expensive and now this
>Yates kill because of collapsed arch
Press F to pay respects
Le attack de terrorist
>>69369775
We Tourmalet Now!
>tfw your bike gets caught in the vittel road balloon
>>69369867
yes "we" started... you mean where Tour de France started ?
>>69369879
>americans
>Pinot
BAN VITTEL
>pinot
Oh shit PINOT is that far back. RIP
ADAM YATES KILLED BY THE FLAME ROUGE
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>69369899
Its called a whores category because sometimes hookers take drugs so theyre really high
>pinot
Yates crash looks nasty. Blood on his chin etc.
Aww shit, >dat Orica rider. Who is it?
It's Holy Category because you are so high you are close to heaven.
test
dat peak
WHO HYPE FOR BACKSTAGEPASS?
>chaptcha: pick the busses
SCENERY
>>69369978
Britain's brave Adam Yates.
It's the Hungry Category because only hungry skellingtons can go up it fast enough
>>69369998
>welcome to the Pyrenees motherfucker
>>69369920
LOL
THAT FAT FUCKER WAS DOING SOMETHING SNEAKY WITH ROAD BALLOON
HE WAS OVER THERE FUCKING WITH THE FAN
>Cumguy wins
G-guys, Vittel jersey coming tomorrow.
>>69370041
THICC LAD BTFOING SKELLINGTON VROOME
Commentators here said a drone actually fell on the marker and that's why it deflated. Images weren't so great though, might've been a fallen bike and not a drone. Waiting on more news.
Will the stage be full of attack a tomorrow even though it is not a mountaintop finish
>>69369998
>>69370038
It's this bad mf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pic_du_Midi_de_Bigorre?oldformat=true
>>69370041
Fat boy disconnected the fan to try and cool his immense body.
>>69370078
I don't believe so, we're very much at the start of tdf
Still, we might get some meme crashes so hold on to your >pinot
>>69370078
skeletor will fuck poor little goat boy
screencap this
>>69370000
Checked
>>69370078
If it isn't it's a disgrace.
>>69370072
It was Yates bike laying on top of the marker.
>>69370078
Tomorrow will be the first real test to see who can actually compete for the Yellow this year
Expect to see Sky and Movistar testing eachother
Based Greg will probably also lose his jersey, sadly
>>69370078
No, Sky team is to strong, so no one even bothers to try anymore, we need Vino back
Are other countries even trying?
>>69370154
Ah, I see, thanks.
>>69370191
>Based Greg will probably also lose his jersy, sadly
It's sad because it's true
>>69370220
TAKE CONTROL
>>69370220
>Slovakia
>Belgium
>Germany
Yes, i guess
>>69370220
WHERES YOUR MAILLOT JAUNE THO
>>69370220
>EU 7/7
>rest of the world 0/7
???
Rest of the world?
>>69370279
Sorry, what flag is that? :s
>>69370220
If skel wins tomorrow the internet will melt with anglo-dope conspiracies.
>>69370310
>UK
>EU
>6 nations
In the bag
>Sprint stage
In the bag
>GC
In the bag
>Rio
In the bag
>Wimbledon
In the bag
We could top 2012 at this rate
>>69370329
Your liberal vocal shitsquad will make Brenter reality soon enough.
>>69370316
Nah. I don't see Froomestrong racing hard tomorrow. He's saving everything for Ventoux
>>69370339
Aren't you forgetting something?
>>69370329
You will be cucked soon
>>69370385
I forgot about Silverstone you are right.
>>69370385
Yes f1 of course
Thanks
>tfw it was as a masterplan by the french to make sure Pinot doesn't lose too much time
>>69370361
http://www.france24.com/en/20160708-quintana-primed-froome-attack-tour-mountain-stage
>>69370415
>>69370433
Oh yes, the f1 2ilverstone. How could I forget. 21lly me.
most combative? lolwut
>Nibbles most combative
Oh well, fine too. He tried.
KEK
Larry, stop shitposting on /sp/
>>69370539
What a great day for memes
Hope tomorrow will be as based
but the Tourmalet usually is
>>69370522
>>69370523
Combativité is a meme price for the french who is in the daily break or the most famous one if no french.
I heard you guys like memes.
>>69370635
What program is that? Some oldschool photoshop?
>>69370690
GIMP 2.8, of course.
>giving sheckels to jewish """"people""""
fucking hell how agro does tomorrows stage look?
>>69370722
>implying anyone pays for photoshop
![steve-cummings-tour-de-france-stage-14_3326860[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fqOkP0b.jpg "steve-cummings-tour-de-france-stage-14 3326860[1]")
Can we at least agrre ist was a meme stage winner today?
>>69370977
>pinot in the background
I can't understand any memes on /tdf/
Is anyone still lurking?
>>69371735
lurk more
>>69371758
Needs to look more deflated somehow
>>69371842
>french engineering for your hair
>srsly, that thing will fall on your hair
>>69371763
2 years is not enough.
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