NFL general: lewd edition
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autism
Is Tom Brady still elite?
Delete this! I'll never be a lewd slut for a pats.
first for Vikings
>>69345143
anons provide the only good content
trips are cancer
We are migrating here
>>69346042
>>69346042
>>69346042
This thread is far to cancerous, those who say "this was here first" are cancer
>>69346149
fuck off anons do fuck all except cry about how trips have infiltrated their secret clubhouse.
>>69346306
you fuck off you strange black person
trips are just there to be filtered and made fun of
your shitposting should be purged from /sp/
>>69346548
HOW DARE YOU SIR. I'm white you sad little little man.
Aaron Rodgers
Cam Newton > Russlel Wilshit
debate me
>>69346637
you're not white
you're black and I hope you get shot by a cop
you're also filtered
and a shitposter
>>69345861
Newton > Rodgers > Taylor > Ryan > Brady
System babby is on the decline
>>69345974
P sure it's supposed to be the Eagles trip people actually recognize
>>69347239
whos the other person den
>>69347565
They're both faggot trips, you figure it out.
>>69346904
if I'm flitered then why do you keep replying.
>>69346848
Super bowl ring>no super bowl ring.
POPEYEs OFFICIAL QB RANKINGS SPONSORED BY EXHENTAI
ELITE
1-2 - Rodgers and Brady
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3 - Brees
GREAT
4-5 - Romo and Rivers
6 - Ben
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7-9 - Wilson, Luck and Palmer
VERY GOOD
10-12 - Ryan, Eli and Newton
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13-15 - Flacco, Dalton and Stafford
GOOD
16-18 - Carr, Cutler and Smeth
19-21 - Bortles, Winston and Cousins
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22-23 - Mariota and TyGod
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SERVICEABLE
24 - Fitzpatrick
25-26 - Bridgewater and Tannehill
>>69347781
A very good argument. Personally I prefer Russell as well. I like him more as a person.
>>69347781
Another shitpost?
Cmon just go to Reddit
>>69348221
>A very good argument
not really lol
i think Wilson is a better QB than Cam, but he did nothing in that owl, and even shit QBs can get a ring with an otherworldly defense
>>69345974
>never be a lewd slut for a pats
>>69348398
True.
>>69348274
sounds to me like you should go to reddit you're the one being triggered by trips here.
>>69348455
dumb lewdposter
>>69348221
>tfw hot pants claimed
Feel free to claim someone else senpai
>>69348678
>one
Delusional trips thinking that not everyone wants them gone
Does Clowney win ROTY,or CPOTY since he never really has shown up, or takes DPOTY away from JJ
Who are some of the most underrated players in NFL history:
Jerry Smith
Terrell Owens
Isaac Bruce
Warrick Dunn
Fran Tarkenton
Kevin Greene
Roger Craig
>>69349304
George Blanda.
>>69349304
Alex Smith
>>69349878
Smith is perfectly-rated, though.
>>69345290
Isn't this a sports board? Whats up wit these animefags?
>>69349967
Possibly even overrated
>>69349994
Don't trigger the weebs they out number us
>>69349304
Henry Ellard
Cliff Branch
Greg Townsend
Charlie Garner
Eric Moulds
>>69349994
>/a/ on /sp/ is a new thing
that isn't true at all, though.
>>69349304
Mike vrabel
Edgerrin James
Knockoff jersey came in, ordered kelly green but didnt actually expect it because Dawkins never did a kelly green throwback game i dont think
Midnight green is fine
Anyway, pretty good quality, couple loose threads that were easily manageable with a pair of tiny scissors
$15 for the jersey plus like $30 in shipping because China
8/10 would order again
1/2 (front)
>>69350315
2/2 (back)
Numbers and patches are stitched in, not ironed on, which is neat
>>69350315
>not representing your team with Official NFL gear
scum of the EARFF desu
>>69350409
Suck my fat hog Elvis
Post your jerseys, I know you got some
>>69350444
Only because you got some sick trips
>>69350664
Is that a red throwback gronkowski jersey? Niiiice
>>69350444
>>69350736
Yeah, I had 3 more jerseys
Throwback Bruschi
Away Vrabel
Home Hightower
But right after vacation I got btfo by baggage claim, they lost my shit.
>>69349304
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (742 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (644 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (488 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11. Vikings (410 points)
12. Raiders (404 points)
13. Patriots (392 points)
14. Broncos (364 points)
15. Dolphins (350 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (224 points)
20. Cardinals (208 points)
21. Seahawks (206 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (150 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (84 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (34 points)
>>69350815
Bummer, thats an awesome collection. Shame they stole them. Do you have any plans of getting them again?
>>69350919
Fucking throwback thursdays over here
Got the chiefs pasta too?
>>69350936
The Vrabel and Bruschi ones I will have to find from Ebay or some shit. The Hightower one I can pick up soon, I like their new letter logo.
Where did you order your Dawkins jersey? Aliex?
>>69350919
You got my Jared Allen rant saved too? Good Times
who here /cfl/???
>>69351332
I'm a watermelon man.
>>69349304
Derrick Brooks
Len Dawson
>>69351399
Len Dawson and Tom Flores are particular idols of mine.
Doing a research on unpleasant fan life.
Average Murder Rate (per 100,000) / Average Wins per Season.
This way, you take the bad with the good, or the good with the bad.
So far, the Top 2 worst Murder Rates per 100,000 are Baltimore 2015 and Detroit 2102. This is at least 2 times worst than other shitty cities.
>>69351005
Jerseyproshop
http://wholesale.jerseysproshop.com/philadelphia-eagles-jersey-c-3031/eagles-20-brian-dawkins-green-stitched-nfl-jersey-p-10502/
Thats the one I ordered but this was the least sketchy site to feature it so I wasnt holding my breath. It came in in good condition and within a couple weeks after Id ordered it, just not the right color. Theres an eagles coat on there thats pretty neat but thats just me.
>>69351469
Can you do Atlanta?
>bought a Julio Jones jersey
>Atlanta Falcns was stitched on it
>>69351393
do you not like summer football?
>>69351729
I just made a reference to my favorite CFL team.
>>69351757
Wouldn't Tom have a cup to protect his balls while he was wearing the uniform.?
>>69351768
what?
player or something?
>>69351828
It's a reference to the fact that Saskatchewan Roughriders fans wear watermelons.
>>69351873
gotcha
>NFL-CFL Officiating Development Program
>On April 22, 2016 the CFL and the NFL announced a landmark joint-partnership involving their officiating staff. NFL-trained referees will officiate preseason and regular-season games in the CFL. Refs from the CFL will attend NFL training camps and education sessions before working pre-season games in the NFL. NFL referees working CFL games will mostly be side and field judges to minimize the rules differences between the two leagues. Several CFL officials will participate in the NFL’s Officiating Development Program, which will include working NFL mini-camps, training camps and preseason games. Analysts see this as the first step towards having U.S.-trained officials work in the CFL full-time. Previously, one of the major stumbling blocks for U.S.-born officials working in the CFL was it took them off the track to the NFL. But a development program between the two leagues could lead to officials graduating from the CFL to the NFL
well I'll be
Canadian ready to play grown up ball?
>>69351804
This.
>>69351873
I'm kinda curious as to what that actually means.
>>69351544
For the years 2010-2014, Atlanta had an average murder rate of 19.22 per 100,000. In that span, they averaged 9.2 wins per season, for a factor of 2.09. Currently, this makes them about as 9th best out of the 17 teams I've done, between Chicago and Philadelphia.
>>69350967
I'll even bring back my old trip
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>69352133
>Alex in a regular season without an injury
k
>>69352091
They wear hats made of hollowed-out watermelons. Really interesting.
>>69352133
Funny how meme magic gave them that win they desired so much.
>>69345290
Post your color schemes as other teams.
>>69352091
>I'm kinda curious as to what that actually means.
seems pretty obvious to me, they hollow out a watermelon and wear the rind on their head
>>69352091
reference to the helmets
>>69352255
That's how KC sports works famalam
>tfw you didn't fall for the wife's (girlfriend's) son meme
It makes me feel empowered. Her kid likes me and his dad has to pay child support even though he doesn't see the kid. Who's the real cuck? I'm fucking his baby mama.
>>69352133
I've missed you <3
>>69352305
ty bby, I'll be back full time for the pre-season
>>69352284
>>69352301
>>69352327
fuck you, come hang out and watch maple syrup ball
>>69352301
I thought the meme wasn't about marrying a woman who already had a kid, but letting someone who was already your wife get knocked up by some other guy and staying married to them and raising that kid as your own anyways.
>>69352255
>>69352330
>>69352284
>>69352286
That's a pretty sick helmet. I see why they'd get the idea to wear the watermelons.
>>69352360
It is, but don't ruin this guy's fanfiction.
>>69352358
Is that what /nfl/ does nowadays?
>>69352410
maybe as well, as better than nothing
and a solid weekend provides enough games get picked up
>unless you stream
>>69352409
Too bad the team is currently poopoo.
>>69352410
hopefully next summer BTS Football will be released so I can spend large amounts of time in our equivalent of a /trb/ thread, instead of having to watch only baseball, nascar, or canadian football.
bring on the autism, I'm ready.
>>69352410
where have you been hiding
>>69352472
it's only week 3
>>69352514
oh right I also forgot MLS, but you can't really blame me for that.
Chie or Yukiko
>>69352551
/mlb/, /tg/, and more recently /qst/
>>69352558
Don't forget everyone's favorite, the NBA summer league
>>69352623
Oh boy. Sounds "fun."
>>69352623
>mfw team packs up and moved to SLC
Boise loses teams faster than Seattle
>>69352623
>/tg/
sigh
>>69352581
chie
>>69352581
P4 girls are slim pickins, but of those two yukiko I guess because chie keeps making me think of pic related. both are leagues better than naoto though and only slightly worse than rise.
P5 is looking great so far though, so far ALL of the girls actually look good in their own right.
>>69352623
I try not to complain about that one too much because I wish the NFL actually had one too.
>>69352772
Don't worry, I didn't realize how much I miss this place, you'll be seeing more of me ;^)
>>69352063
>>69352778
well here's your chance
CFL by law can encroach on American cities(not the other way around), meaning more summer ball
>>69352847
>meaning more summer ball
where are you getting that from? all I saw that say was that referees will be shared more now.
>>69352886
if the NFL and CFL are more together of an rule, than other investors may want to start a team here
it's happened before =\
We're almost there, bros :')
>>69352987
that's just theoretical posturing, which is fine, but it would be wrong to imply that this will happen soon, if at all. there isn't any groundwork or proposals in that regard, all that this has done is increase the "what if" sentimentality for some people. sentimentality is a far cry from something actually happening.
>>69352995
i want football NOW
>>69352842
yay [=
so, Is the League ready for an expansion??
>>69353048
well alright, fine, maybe I'm stretching a bit far
still, it's cool to think about
Reminder Duke Johnson will be a multiple time pro bowler and the next great NFL running back.
Just wait for this season :-)
>>69353079
Football in your bussy nao!!!!!!
>>69353140
>it's cool to think about
well sure, that's why I followed the EFLI in case it actually took off (RIP in pieces).
if we actually get BTS though, that'd be a great alternative way to spend the summer, especially if there's multiplayer. I'd be more than happy to run (or at least participate in) a persistent /sp/ league with no real offseason because the next season happens right away. it'd be great, all we'd need is enough autists which /sp/ has never been in short supply of.
>>69353186
That you, police?
>>69353163
sorry, theres only room for one elite Johnson.
>>69353186
that'd hurt
>>69353079
>(You)
>>69353226
>muh Marthas
strangest league for sure
>>69353323
you forgot to mock them properly, they're Martha's Poon. maratha is a regional thing though, it's like how we have a team named houston texans.
the skykings were an awesome name though, too bad they couldn't pass for shit.
>>69353374
>Martha's Poon
can we get Denmark to start a league?
i love a strange sounding language
So these are the Rings.
I'll post more detailed pictures with my hands in it when I get back from Olive Garden
>>69353438
you'd be better off with finland then denmark in that case
I'm pretty sure there's already a lot of low-tier football leagues in europe anyways though, we watched a stream of the polish championship game live on /sp/ once several years back.
>>69353503
>Olive Garden
>>69353556
Hey man, thats like a 5-star dining experience for Cowboys fans
>>69353503
>american league champs
might as well give that one to your wife's son
>>69353556
>>69353588
Ay yo niggas fuck off Olive Garden is goo
>>69353503
>olive garden
biscuits > breadsticks
>>69347045
>>putting Newton ahead of Brady
Sorry, who put up more points on the league's best defense last year?
>>69353588
This made me laugh more than it should have
>>69353612
>>69353503
>World Series runner ups
Are Texans literally this obsessed with ancient rings that they'll clamor over meaningless recent rings?
>>69353671
The irony of this post lol
>>69350315
Bretty gud.
I just bought a Harry Carson Away Jersey off of DHgate. I've got Todd Gurley's alternate and Malcolm Butler's Super Bowl jersey coming in sometime next week and I'll probably buy a Mark Bavaro Super Bowl jersey before the season starts.
>>69353503
mfw they're fake
>>69353728
You can do it yourself, ya know
>>69353612
Fuck no. If you want something cheap like that but atleast good, just to Red Lobster, Saltgrass Steakhouse or any local Mexican Food place
>>69353671
Nope, only just Dallass
>>69353756
>any mex food
>>69353829
depends on the quality and style of the restaurant. for example, taco bell isn't even worth calling mexican food, it's something else entirely. El Torito is a better quality chain, but it's pretty much just americanized stuff. if you're lucky enough to have mexican food that is both good and authentic, you wouldn't be so quick to judge. living in southern california means I have access to both the good shit and the bad shit. I'm not too familar with what it's like in Texas, but they're just as brown as us so I'd imagine it's similar.
>>69353612
>Meme "Italtian"
>>69353684
>implying anything before I was a kid matters to me
>implying modern NFL gives a shit about pre-salary cap NFL
>>69353717
They are pretty detailed and pretty heavy. If I was lied to and auctioned for what turned out to be really really good replicas at what I thought was a pretty legit place I won't be too mad. I didn't think I would win with a 550$ bid anyway
>>69353728
I am going to post the detailed Ranger ring in mlb
>>69353756
Those are completely different restaurants. I wanted salad and some light pasta so I went to olive garden.
>>69353248
Tis is I
>>69353259
Not the first time you said this :)
>>69353914
You are baiting now I think you are jealous :^)
>>69353938
>I got BTFO
>Better call it bait
nice 'comeback' bro
How long until Romo get's injured and Kellen takes over the Cowboys?
>>69353965
His team has never won a superbowl it's meaningless for him to say he wouldn't care about his team's history cause his team has no history. It's bait.
>>69353916
how can a sb ring go for 500 non-gold backed dollars?
>>69353921
): be gentle with me
>>69354003
I was referring to your pleb-tier taste in restaurants.
I deeply and profoundly respect the fathers of the NFL and AFL: George Halas and Lamar Hunt.
>>69354074
what about Arch Ward?
>>69354043
I think you got confused on who my comments were directed towards.
>>69354028
Like I said I didn't expect to win the bid.
>>69351272
Sorry senpai, I only save the stuff you don't want me to.
>>69354099
Him too. But I like them more.
>>69354131
You replied to a comment calling Olive Garden ">Meme "Italian"" check your reading comprehension bro
>>69353259
I'll show you my elite Johnson. ;^)
>>69353916
I will guarantee you it's a fake. There's a pretty big market for replica or counterfeit rings. That's the design for the first Cowboys Super Bowl, so I highly doubt that made it from 1977 or 1978 with the exact same condition as the recent Texas WS runner up ring, as well as the exact same box. The metal also seems to be a different color as the legit ones.
Unless it's just the photoquality and you have a Josten's certificate of authenticy or a photo of the original player/coach with the previous owner and the ring, I doubt it's real or worth what you paid. You can get a replica of all 5 Cowboys rings for $150.
>>69354324
this is amusing -_-
for many reasons
>>69354324
Like I said wouldn't be too mad I did bid with them being replicas a possibility in mind. I'm going to get them appraised
>>69354212
I was responding to his comment about past rings, was that not obvious? Are you baiting?
>>69354324
>>69354402
>>69354573
>All 5 replica Cowboys rings for 1/4th the price he paid for 1 replica Cowboys rings and 1 Rangers cuck ring
>Happy about it
Pick 2?
>>69352995
Wu Tang!
>>69354324
How much do you think Eagles replica superbowl rings are worth?
http://dailysnark.com/designer-creates-awesome-nba-player-x-nfl-team-mashup/
Make sure you have ad block on
So who's ready for a repeat of the NFC East champs?
>implying Cowshits
>implying Gnats
>implying Shingles
>>69354751
>DWade w/ Miami
lel
>>69354751
I hate the Warriors. I don't ever want to see Steph Curry even look at a Raiders logo.
>>69354099
>Arch Ward
literally who
>>69354768
I like Kirk, but pic related is exactly what happened.
I'm ok with, for some reason
please don't judge me =(
>winnipeg losing
>again
>>69354751
>OKC-Chiefs
>Durant
Is that westbrook for the seahawks?
>>69354883
>implying we don't come back better with more weapons on both sides
Preston Smith and White Wonder will be terrorizing Romo, Eli, and Philly's QB of the week, and it won't matter if DJax or Reed get hurt because all the TEs will be healthy including Paul and the rookie is gonna blow up better than Crowder did last year
>implying Norman won't shut down Dez and OBJ AGAIN
the cfl site says they're up.
>>69354573
Best of luck man. On the side I work with my pop doing antique and memorabilia restoration and sales any time I've seen a similar ring, it's been a fake. People don't want to pay too much to take a chance on a repro.
Another key indicator is realizing there are millions of sports collectors. Auctions are their bread and butter and they preview the auctions in person or online. If these were legit rings, they would not have been bundled into 1 lot for 1 bidding war to drive up the price. They would have been separated so they could get maximum interest for each instead splitting attention. They also would have gone for more than $550 if anyone serious thought they were legit.
>>69354709
More than those fakes.
>>69354883
This was a lot funnier than it should have been. Well meme'd
>>69355028
Its always cute when a Redskins fan thinks they actually have a good team when they were merely the tallest midget last year.
Cowboys and Giants are both much better this year than last. Redskins will be third in the division at best.
>>69355028
>>69355141
All these people sleeping on the Eagles. Cool.
>>69355122
Well thanks then they are replicas I am disappointed but yolo they still look nice
>me
>being this retarded
Pick 2
I should of just bought a kayak
>>69355141
>it was a fluke
Sure buddy, I'll be expecting your tears come weak 9
>>69355206
That's because you have a new coach and a QB carousel, to the basement with you
>the Blue bummers of Winnipeg
>>69355141
Id argue that the Giants are "much" better. They improved but they still look like a 8-9 win team
Cowboys will go from Last to First.
>>69345290
I don't understand this meme, the Eagles took time out of their garbage season to cuck the fucking shit outta the Pats, at Boston too.
>>69355339
>broken 49 year old Homo will bring the Cowgirls back to prominence
Cowshits fans are hilarious
>>69355339
>once Kellen is in charge
right?
>>69355300
Dude, next time you go to a wedding bust them out and wear a navy suit. Fly as fuck.
Shit happens, consider it an accident tax. We all fuck up a lot and pay for it one way or another. You got some decent shit out of it.
>>69355308
>New coach
Giants have one two. Our coach has led fucking Alex Smith to the playoffs twice and is great QB mentor.
>QB carousel
Lolwhat.
>>69355370
Probably means the 04-05 Super Bowl
>sleeping on the jags
>your team
>your most hated rival
>favorite draft pick this year
>rookie player you're most excited for
>rookie player you're most interested by
>predictions for your team's season opener
>your pornfu
I'll begin
>Browns
>Stoolers
>Coleman, but Ogbah and Scooby are tied for close second
>Coleman, best case scenario he turns out to be Antonio Brown 2.0, worst case scenario he turns out to be Steve Smith 2.0. Best receiver in the draft.
>Drango, Shon Coleman, or Matthews. It'll be interesting to see if any rookies end up taking over the roles left by Mack and Schwartz.
>At this point I have no idea but I'll be optimistic and say win, 33-30
>Remy Lacroix
>>69355446
>Sam "Bitch Baby" Bradford isn't going anywhere and will get hurt in week 3, Sanchez will take over and, with mediocre performances, will turn in a 6-10 record
>>69355413
>>69355384
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/6/29/12050936/last-to-first-nfl-standings-dallas-cowboys-tampa-bay-buccaneers
>>69355446
Lmao they barely fit on my fingers
>the long bombs
>that middle field extended magic
>that ol' razzle dazzle
Is Jerry Jones retarded?
>>69355547
Wishful thinking, Cowboys won't get better than 8-8, AGAIN
>>69355677
If that's true then I guess they are winning division at 8-8
>>69355479
>$(ERS
>Rasm
>Buckner
>Ramsey
>Goff
>28-20 win
>It's a secret
>Seattle
>Phoenix
>Santa Clara
>and now
>Los Angeles
how based it that shit?
St. Louis can suck a dick
>>69355793
>phoenix
it's actually glendale, but okay. also the rams' stadium is being built in inglewood.
>>69355496
Sanchez isn't even on the team.
Bradford played 14 games last season and won 7 of them with a shitty meme offense everyone and their grandmother could predict.
>>69355547
Top lel m8.
>>69355728
I can see it.
>>69355479
Eagles
Cowgals
Wentz, duh
Jalen Mills. Everything I've heard about this guy is that he could be starter material. He only fell to the 7th because of character issues and he played well at LSU, great school for DBs
Stomping the shit out of the Browns with our newly revamped defense
Liz Vicoius, Remy, Riley, or Jynx Maze for her lemonade stand
>>69355475
anyone good with photoshop here?
why do those f-ing artifacts show up in the thumbnail but not on the actual image
>>69355728
Cowboys fans are so cute thinking they're any different than Redskins fans
>>69355479
>Steve Smith 2.0 as his worst case scenario
Careful what you wish for.
>>69355993
thumbnails are compressed
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>>69356003
Literally no reason at the moment to think they won't handily win the division. Giants couldn't even get a winning record in a shit division, they have no chance this year with the Cowboys healthy and the Redskins looking to build on last year. Eli is looking to be the 3rd best starting QB in that division and the Giants payed a player that had less sacks than Demarcus Lawrence 90$ some odd million dollars.
>>69356075
They won't handily win anything with your glass fragile ancient ayyyleums QB and your porous defense, the Redskins will repeat this year
>>69356103
Thats odd because they handily won the division in 2014 and I recall everyone saying Romo was going to get injured all season them
Hmm mm really makes one think...
>>69353186
>>69353921
reee I don't type like this
>>69356154
>36 year old injury prone QB
Yeah, it really does make you think
>thinking about Moore and how he'll win the NFC
>>69349304
Steven Jackson
>>69356069
some thumbnails don't have those artifacts
>>69356154
>doesn't understand how flukes work
The cowboys staying healthy is the opposite of normal.
>briefly open /nba/
>only two tripfags, one of which would be easily identifiable anyway since he was Greek
>go to /nfl/ at any time
>always a tripfag circlejerk
What went wrong?
>Toronto Argonauts v. BC Lions
Stay Tuned
>>69356274
you realize that /sp/ was built on tripfaggotry even in its early days right? nothing really changed, it's just that now threads of a specific topic have generals to confine them.
>>69356213
>kirk and eli not flukes
>>69356210
I think thumbnails are stored as jpgs so photos would have less notable artifacting compared to cartoons/anime
idk
>>69356274
they just need to get out more
since they're all black they will be shot eventually
problem solved
>>69356203
>thinking about those teeth and what he can take a bite out of
>>69356274
>player driven league having tripfags vs team league having fans that identify with teams
No shit Sherlock.
>>69356326
>Kirk
>fluke
The captain is just getting started on his 5 year venture, nigga will go down as the greatest Redskin QB
>>69356274
You came in the offseason. Anons don't post as much except
>>69355479
>your team
Raiders
>your most hated rival
Broncucks
>favorite draft pick this year
Jihad Ward because he is making me nervous
>rookie player you're most excited for
Karl I guess
>rookie player you're most interested by
Tunsil
>predictions for your team's season opener
We're literally and metaphorically going to rape the Aints
>your pornfu
Mia Malkova
>>69356274
This is your heritage. Bitching about trips on /nfl/ is like bitching about beer in Irish culture. /nfl/ was built on the backs of trips, many of us came here with literally no meme images in our folders and now we have entire collections.
>>69356513
>your team
Redskins
>your most hated rival
Cowcucks
>favorite draft pick this year
S'ua Cravens
>rookie player you're most excited for
Docston
>rookie player you're most interested by
Again, Cravens
>predictions for your team's season opener
It's going to be tough, but i think if everything is set and no injuries in the preseason, we could eek out a win against the Stillers
>your pornfu
Jenaveve Jolie
>>69356391
hahahaha
no
>>69356274
/NBA/ is 1000 times worse than NFL though Tripfags>>>>>>Broships
>>69356804
Truth hurts, eh?
>>69356513
>Mia Malkova
Mah nigga
For a long time before Mia, it was a toss up between Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey, then it was a mixed bag, then it was Lexi Belle.
I gotta say, I like me some Capri Cavalli and Stoya (mostly for their slutty faces) occasionally as well.
unrelated but who in the nfl could make this catch
>>69356798
I really hope this """dance""" dies next season when Scam's career goes downhill.
>>69355479
>>your team
Chargers
>>your most hated rival
Raiders
>>favorite draft pick this year
Joey Bosa
>>rookie player you're most excited for
Hunter Henry (TE)
>>rookie player you're most interested by
Drew Kaser (replacement punter)
>>predictions for your team's season opener
At Chiefs, probably a loss
>>your pornfu
Amateur
>>69356930
Anyone with a little luck and a ball thrown that weakly.
>>69356937
It will, it's just a fad
>>69356930
are you implying that that catch is a result of skill rather than being really lucky and a perfectly placed throw?
>>69356991
to be fair most iconic catches were really just lucky plays
>>69356930
Odell could. I have never seen anyone play the game better than Odell. I just know he is the absolute greatest, that is why we ranked Julio and Antonio higher than him in the top 100. The only thing more existing than watching Odell play is watching him dance. The spectacular catches he makes literally week make me want to just slit my fucking wrists, literally no one makes those catches but him.
>>69356991
whatever is memier
>>69355479
>your team
Houston Texans
>your most hated rival
Colts
>favorite draft pick this year
Hard to say, but probably Braxton Miller
>rookie player you're most excited for
Will Fuller, but mostly I'm just hopeful for him.
>rookie player you're most interested by
Nick Martin. Seems like a solid pick.
>predictions for your team's season opener
I believe it's vs. the Bears, so I'll go ahead and say the Texans find a way to win.
>your pornfu
Mia Malkova for the most part, but I like to mix things up from time to time and see who else is out there.
>>69356930
Antonio Brown
>>69357083
>what are sports sored gloves covered in stickem
Literally the main reason for his """""impossible""""" catches
>>69357141
really i dont know why everyone is focusing on his hands
obj is a legit elite receiver, but the best part about him is his explosiveness and route running. his hands are large for his size though.
>>69357141
Ok, but does anything assist Cam Newton in the spectacular throws he makes? No one has more fun the Cam. His boyish smile and playful attitude, no one has more fun than him, it should be illegal to have that much fun. If you ever see anyone have more fun you fucking kill me because I won't believe it.
Holy fuck a cop just got shot dead live on FOX news in the Dallas chimpout. This is it boys, the racewar is here.
>>69357189
>his hands are large for his size
Doesn't mean shit, his league sponsored gloves literally have a fresh layer of stickem on them, just like every other big name wideouts in the league
>>69357192
>playful attitude
Like the one he displayed in the Superbowl?
>>69357286
I'm fucking with you dude. I was trying to sound like an NFL """"""analyst"""""" because any time they talk about Odell they mention dancing and Cam they always need to mention how much fun he has (when he wins).
Officers down in Dallas shooting
ISIS?
dindu?
Jerry Jones finally snapped?
>>69357456
an anon couldn't handle your enlightenment
watch out
>>69357456
im seeing things about a white dude with an armored van and a possible sniper rifle
>>69357456
If we're lucky they'll get you next, maybe then we'll be spared from the delusional essays you post about next season.
>>69357456
It's crazy, saw a video on Twitter and the echo makes the rifles sound like they were bucking shots off
>>69356513
>pats
>Jets/Giants
>I hated that the ravens stole that player that hoodie would have made amazing
>Myles Jack
>Bosa, because I hop he busts hard for the cowboys
>The defense will win the game with Jimmy G throwing a few dragons and a few picks
>Emily Grey, but I don't watch much porn anymore.
>>69349304
Terrell Owens is a consensus top 3 all time wr. How's he underrated?
>>69357282
Good, niggers would lose anyways. A bunch of shit will get destroyed or burnt down, but this is a good chance to thin them out since they were breeding too much.
>>69357618
>nigger losing the racewar
doubt it, its like 100 armed brock lesnars vs 100,000 raging harambes
>>69357282
hope the trips are the first up against the wall
>online niggers
>>69357618
Their population is shrinking with abortion still being legal. I remember reading somewhere that 70% of black kids are aborted. But I agree, anything to thin the herd. Some Texan on /pol/ claims he is taking to the streets, then I started hearing reports about an armored van and a shooter. I hope we witnessed him.
>>69357688
Niggers literally would not stand a chance
>Barely any of the population
>Dumb as dirt
>No ability to organize beyond rioting
War would be over in a week, that is assuming we couldn't starve them out by cutting EBT.
>>69357282
>>69357618
>>69357715
This is easy
>wait for a chimpout in dallas
>overreact on purpose to incite a racewar
>reasonable people in the area flee
>but niggers all over flock to the site
>carpet bomb dallas and all the retards still there
Problem solved.
>>69357715
>I remember reading somewhere that 70% of black kids are aborted
>>69357789
>barely any of the population
just hope they dont learn to build warships out of asbestos and old cell phones
>>69357856
>Niggers
>Learning
>>69357852
Research it man, maybe it isn't 70% but it is fucking high.
>>69357715
>70% of black kids are aborted
It's about the volume, 30% leftover from a dozen births is still a net increase.
>>69357189
Antonio Brown and Julio are better than him in that order, malcolm butler couldn't run with AB, probably not Julio either, but apart from that first catch where the safety fucked up, he shut down OBJ for that game.
>>69357951
Well the average children born to white couples is 2.6, so we're growing too. To be honest, we don't have to worry about niggers. They are stupid as hell and we have such a population lead on them it'd take forever for them to overtake us, with abortion in the mix our birthrates are probably about the same.
Mexicans are what you should be concerned about. Although I've never really had anything against them, having grown up in LA you really can't unless you want to hate everyone.
>>69358038
Eric Decker has shat over Malcolm Butler, one game doesn't mean much
>10 officers down, 3 confirmed dead
the fuck is going on
