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NYJ:Powell will see 'major touches' this season?
PIT:Wheaton entering final season with Steelers?
BUF:'Highly unlikely' Stephon Gilmore skips camp
CLE:Coach calls Duke Johnson 'an ultimate weapon'
CLE:Hue wants more consistency from Crowell
CIN:Tyler Boyd slated for Bengals slot WR role
GB:Adams to get 'first crack' for Packers 3rd WR
DET:Megatron opens up about early retirement
CAR:Funchess to take over as Panthers No. 2 WR
CAR:Panthers will employ 'committee' at receiver?
DEN:Broncos put Sanders extension talks 'on hold'
FA:Lions finally end saga, cut Stephen Tulloch
autism
Is Tom Brady still elite?
Delete this! I'll never be a lewd slut for a pats.
first for Vikings
>>69345143
anons provide the only good content
trips are cancer
We are migrating here
>>69346042
>>69346042
>>69346042
This thread is far to cancerous, those who say "this was here first" are cancer
>>69346149
fuck off anons do fuck all except cry about how trips have infiltrated their secret clubhouse.
>>69346306
you fuck off you strange black person
trips are just there to be filtered and made fun of
your shitposting should be purged from /sp/
>>69346548
HOW DARE YOU SIR. I'm white you sad little little man.
Aaron Rodgers
Cam Newton > Russlel Wilshit
debate me
>>69346637
you're not white
you're black and I hope you get shot by a cop
you're also filtered
and a shitposter
>>69345861
Newton > Rodgers > Taylor > Ryan > Brady
System babby is on the decline
>>69345974
P sure it's supposed to be the Eagles trip people actually recognize
>>69347239
whos the other person den
>>69347565
They're both faggot trips, you figure it out.
>>69346904
if I'm flitered then why do you keep replying.
>>69346848
Super bowl ring>no super bowl ring.
POPEYEs OFFICIAL QB RANKINGS SPONSORED BY EXHENTAI
ELITE
1-2 - Rodgers and Brady
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3 - Brees
GREAT
4-5 - Romo and Rivers
6 - Ben
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7-9 - Wilson, Luck and Palmer
VERY GOOD
10-12 - Ryan, Eli and Newton
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13-15 - Flacco, Dalton and Stafford
GOOD
16-18 - Carr, Cutler and Smeth
19-21 - Bortles, Winston and Cousins
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22-23 - Mariota and TyGod
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SERVICEABLE
24 - Fitzpatrick
25-26 - Bridgewater and Tannehill
>>69347781
A very good argument. Personally I prefer Russell as well. I like him more as a person.
>>69347781
Another shitpost?
Cmon just go to Reddit
>>69348221
>A very good argument
not really lol
i think Wilson is a better QB than Cam, but he did nothing in that owl, and even shit QBs can get a ring with an otherworldly defense
>>69345974
>never be a lewd slut for a pats
>>69348398
True.
>>69348274
sounds to me like you should go to reddit you're the one being triggered by trips here.
>>69348455
dumb lewdposter
>>69348221
>tfw hot pants claimed
Feel free to claim someone else senpai
>>69348678
>one
Delusional trips thinking that not everyone wants them gone
Does Clowney win ROTY,or CPOTY since he never really has shown up, or takes DPOTY away from JJ
Who are some of the most underrated players in NFL history:
Jerry Smith
Terrell Owens
Isaac Bruce
Warrick Dunn
Fran Tarkenton
Kevin Greene
Roger Craig
>>69349304
George Blanda.
>>69349304
Alex Smith
>>69349878
Smith is perfectly-rated, though.
>>69345290
Isn't this a sports board? Whats up wit these animefags?
>>69349967
Possibly even overrated
>>69349994
Don't trigger the weebs they out number us
>>69349304
Henry Ellard
Cliff Branch
Greg Townsend
Charlie Garner
Eric Moulds
>>69349994
>/a/ on /sp/ is a new thing
that isn't true at all, though.
>>69349304
Mike vrabel
Edgerrin James
Knockoff jersey came in, ordered kelly green but didnt actually expect it because Dawkins never did a kelly green throwback game i dont think
Midnight green is fine
Anyway, pretty good quality, couple loose threads that were easily manageable with a pair of tiny scissors
$15 for the jersey plus like $30 in shipping because China
8/10 would order again
1/2 (front)
>>69350315
2/2 (back)
Numbers and patches are stitched in, not ironed on, which is neat
>>69350315
>not representing your team with Official NFL gear
scum of the EARFF desu
>>69350409
Suck my fat hog Elvis
Post your jerseys, I know you got some
>>69350444
Only because you got some sick trips
>>69350664
Is that a red throwback gronkowski jersey? Niiiice
>>69350444
>>69350736
Yeah, I had 3 more jerseys
Throwback Bruschi
Away Vrabel
Home Hightower
But right after vacation I got btfo by baggage claim, they lost my shit.
>>69349304
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (742 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (644 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (488 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11. Vikings (410 points)
12. Raiders (404 points)
13. Patriots (392 points)
14. Broncos (364 points)
15. Dolphins (350 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (224 points)
20. Cardinals (208 points)
21. Seahawks (206 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (150 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (84 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (34 points)
>>69350815
Bummer, thats an awesome collection. Shame they stole them. Do you have any plans of getting them again?
>>69350919
Fucking throwback thursdays over here
Got the chiefs pasta too?
>>69350936
The Vrabel and Bruschi ones I will have to find from Ebay or some shit. The Hightower one I can pick up soon, I like their new letter logo.
Where did you order your Dawkins jersey? Aliex?
>>69350919
You got my Jared Allen rant saved too? Good Times
who here /cfl/???
>>69351332
I'm a watermelon man.
>>69349304
Derrick Brooks
Len Dawson
>>69351399
Len Dawson and Tom Flores are particular idols of mine.
Doing a research on unpleasant fan life.
Average Murder Rate (per 100,000) / Average Wins per Season.
This way, you take the bad with the good, or the good with the bad.
So far, the Top 2 worst Murder Rates per 100,000 are Baltimore 2015 and Detroit 2102. This is at least 2 times worst than other shitty cities.
>>69351005
Jerseyproshop
http://wholesale.jerseysproshop.com/philadelphia-eagles-jersey-c-3031/eagles-20-brian-dawkins-green-stitched-nfl-jersey-p-10502/
Thats the one I ordered but this was the least sketchy site to feature it so I wasnt holding my breath. It came in in good condition and within a couple weeks after Id ordered it, just not the right color. Theres an eagles coat on there thats pretty neat but thats just me.
>>69351469
Can you do Atlanta?
>bought a Julio Jones jersey
>Atlanta Falcns was stitched on it
>>69351393
do you not like summer football?
>>69351729
I just made a reference to my favorite CFL team.
>>69351757
Wouldn't Tom have a cup to protect his balls while he was wearing the uniform.?
>>69351768
what?
player or something?
>>69351828
It's a reference to the fact that Saskatchewan Roughriders fans wear watermelons.
>>69351873
gotcha
>NFL-CFL Officiating Development Program
>On April 22, 2016 the CFL and the NFL announced a landmark joint-partnership involving their officiating staff. NFL-trained referees will officiate preseason and regular-season games in the CFL. Refs from the CFL will attend NFL training camps and education sessions before working pre-season games in the NFL. NFL referees working CFL games will mostly be side and field judges to minimize the rules differences between the two leagues. Several CFL officials will participate in the NFL’s Officiating Development Program, which will include working NFL mini-camps, training camps and preseason games. Analysts see this as the first step towards having U.S.-trained officials work in the CFL full-time. Previously, one of the major stumbling blocks for U.S.-born officials working in the CFL was it took them off the track to the NFL. But a development program between the two leagues could lead to officials graduating from the CFL to the NFL
well I'll be
Canadian ready to play grown up ball?
>>69351804
This.
>>69351873
I'm kinda curious as to what that actually means.
>>69351544
For the years 2010-2014, Atlanta had an average murder rate of 19.22 per 100,000. In that span, they averaged 9.2 wins per season, for a factor of 2.09. Currently, this makes them about as 9th best out of the 17 teams I've done, between Chicago and Philadelphia.
>>69350967
I'll even bring back my old trip
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>69352133
>Alex in a regular season without an injury
k
>>69352091
They wear hats made of hollowed-out watermelons. Really interesting.
>>69352133
Funny how meme magic gave them that win they desired so much.
>>69345290
Post your color schemes as other teams.
>>69352091
>I'm kinda curious as to what that actually means.
seems pretty obvious to me, they hollow out a watermelon and wear the rind on their head
>>69352091
reference to the helmets
>>69352255
That's how KC sports works famalam
>tfw you didn't fall for the wife's (girlfriend's) son meme
It makes me feel empowered. Her kid likes me and his dad has to pay child support even though he doesn't see the kid. Who's the real cuck? I'm fucking his baby mama.
>>69352133
I've missed you <3
>>69352305
ty bby, I'll be back full time for the pre-season
>>69352327
fuck you, come hang out and watch maple syrup ball
>>69352301
I thought the meme wasn't about marrying a woman who already had a kid, but letting someone who was already your wife get knocked up by some other guy and staying married to them and raising that kid as your own anyways.
>>69352255
>>69352330
>>69352284
>>69352286
That's a pretty sick helmet. I see why they'd get the idea to wear the watermelons.
>>69352360
It is, but don't ruin this guy's fanfiction.
>>69352358
Is that what /nfl/ does nowadays?
>>69352410
maybe as well, as better than nothing
and a solid weekend provides enough games get picked up
>unless you stream
>>69352409
Too bad the team is currently poopoo.
>>69352410
hopefully next summer BTS Football will be released so I can spend large amounts of time in our equivalent of a /trb/ thread, instead of having to watch only baseball, nascar, or canadian football.
bring on the autism, I'm ready.
>>69352410
where have you been hiding
>>69352472
it's only week 3
>>69352514
oh right I also forgot MLS, but you can't really blame me for that.
Chie or Yukiko
>>69352551
/mlb/, /tg/, and more recently /qst/
>>69352558
Don't forget everyone's favorite, the NBA summer league
>>69352623
Oh boy. Sounds "fun."
>>69352623
>mfw team packs up and moved to SLC
Boise loses teams faster than Seattle
>>69352623
>/tg/
sigh
>>69352581
chie
>>69352581
P4 girls are slim pickins, but of those two yukiko I guess because chie keeps making me think of pic related. both are leagues better than naoto though and only slightly worse than rise.
P5 is looking great so far though, so far ALL of the girls actually look good in their own right.
>>69352623
I try not to complain about that one too much because I wish the NFL actually had one too.
>>69352772
Don't worry, I didn't realize how much I miss this place, you'll be seeing more of me ;^)
>>69352063
>>69352778
well here's your chance
CFL by law can encroach on American cities(not the other way around), meaning more summer ball
>>69352847
>meaning more summer ball
where are you getting that from? all I saw that say was that referees will be shared more now.
>>69352886
if the NFL and CFL are more together of an rule, than other investors may want to start a team here
it's happened before =\
We're almost there, bros :')
>>69352987
that's just theoretical posturing, which is fine, but it would be wrong to imply that this will happen soon, if at all. there isn't any groundwork or proposals in that regard, all that this has done is increase the "what if" sentimentality for some people. sentimentality is a far cry from something actually happening.
>>69352995
i want football NOW
>>69352842
yay [=
so, Is the League ready for an expansion??
>>69353048
well alright, fine, maybe I'm stretching a bit far
still, it's cool to think about
Reminder Duke Johnson will be a multiple time pro bowler and the next great NFL running back.
Just wait for this season :-)
>>69353079
Football in your bussy nao!!!!!!
>>69353140
>it's cool to think about
well sure, that's why I followed the EFLI in case it actually took off (RIP in pieces).
if we actually get BTS though, that'd be a great alternative way to spend the summer, especially if there's multiplayer. I'd be more than happy to run (or at least participate in) a persistent /sp/ league with no real offseason because the next season happens right away. it'd be great, all we'd need is enough autists which /sp/ has never been in short supply of.
>>69353186
That you, police?
>>69353163
sorry, theres only room for one elite Johnson.
>>69353186
that'd hurt
>>69353079
>(You)
>>69353226
>muh Marthas
strangest league for sure
>>69353323
you forgot to mock them properly, they're Martha's Poon. maratha is a regional thing though, it's like how we have a team named houston texans.
the skykings were an awesome name though, too bad they couldn't pass for shit.
>>69353374
>Martha's Poon
can we get Denmark to start a league?
i love a strange sounding language
So these are the Rings.
I'll post more detailed pictures with my hands in it when I get back from Olive Garden
>>69353438
you'd be better off with finland then denmark in that case
I'm pretty sure there's already a lot of low-tier football leagues in europe anyways though, we watched a stream of the polish championship game live on /sp/ once several years back.
>>69353503
>Olive Garden
>>69353556
Hey man, thats like a 5-star dining experience for Cowboys fans
>>69353503
>american league champs
might as well give that one to your wife's son
>>69353556
>>69353588
Ay yo niggas fuck off Olive Garden is goo
>>69353503
>olive garden
biscuits > breadsticks
>>69347045
>>putting Newton ahead of Brady
Sorry, who put up more points on the league's best defense last year?
>>69353588
This made me laugh more than it should have
>>69353503
>World Series runner ups
Are Texans literally this obsessed with ancient rings that they'll clamor over meaningless recent rings?
>>69353671
The irony of this post lol
>>69350315
Bretty gud.
I just bought a Harry Carson Away Jersey off of DHgate. I've got Todd Gurley's alternate and Malcolm Butler's Super Bowl jersey coming in sometime next week and I'll probably buy a Mark Bavaro Super Bowl jersey before the season starts.
>>69353503
mfw they're fake
>>69353728
You can do it yourself, ya know
>>69353612
Fuck no. If you want something cheap like that but atleast good, just to Red Lobster, Saltgrass Steakhouse or any local Mexican Food place
>>69353671
Nope, only just Dallass
>>69353756
>any mex food
>>69353829
depends on the quality and style of the restaurant. for example, taco bell isn't even worth calling mexican food, it's something else entirely. El Torito is a better quality chain, but it's pretty much just americanized stuff. if you're lucky enough to have mexican food that is both good and authentic, you wouldn't be so quick to judge. living in southern california means I have access to both the good shit and the bad shit. I'm not too familar with what it's like in Texas, but they're just as brown as us so I'd imagine it's similar.
>>69353612
>Meme "Italtian"
>>69353684
>implying anything before I was a kid matters to me
>implying modern NFL gives a shit about pre-salary cap NFL
>>69353717
They are pretty detailed and pretty heavy. If I was lied to and auctioned for what turned out to be really really good replicas at what I thought was a pretty legit place I won't be too mad. I didn't think I would win with a 550$ bid anyway
>>69353728
I am going to post the detailed Ranger ring in mlb
>>69353756
Those are completely different restaurants. I wanted salad and some light pasta so I went to olive garden.
>>69353248
Tis is I
>>69353259
Not the first time you said this :)
>>69353914
You are baiting now I think you are jealous :^)
>>69353938
>I got BTFO
>Better call it bait
nice 'comeback' bro
How long until Romo get's injured and Kellen takes over the Cowboys?
>>69353965
His team has never won a superbowl it's meaningless for him to say he wouldn't care about his team's history cause his team has no history. It's bait.
>>69353916
how can a sb ring go for 500 non-gold backed dollars?
>>69353921
): be gentle with me
>>69354003
I was referring to your pleb-tier taste in restaurants.
I deeply and profoundly respect the fathers of the NFL and AFL: George Halas and Lamar Hunt.
>>69354074
what about Arch Ward?
>>69354043
I think you got confused on who my comments were directed towards.
>>69354028
Like I said I didn't expect to win the bid.
>>69351272
Sorry senpai, I only save the stuff you don't want me to.
>>69354099
Him too. But I like them more.
>>69354131
You replied to a comment calling Olive Garden ">Meme "Italian"" check your reading comprehension bro
>>69353259
I'll show you my elite Johnson. ;^)
>>69353916
I will guarantee you it's a fake. There's a pretty big market for replica or counterfeit rings. That's the design for the first Cowboys Super Bowl, so I highly doubt that made it from 1977 or 1978 with the exact same condition as the recent Texas WS runner up ring, as well as the exact same box. The metal also seems to be a different color as the legit ones.
Unless it's just the photoquality and you have a Josten's certificate of authenticy or a photo of the original player/coach with the previous owner and the ring, I doubt it's real or worth what you paid. You can get a replica of all 5 Cowboys rings for $150.
>>69354324
this is amusing -_-
for many reasons
>>69354324
Like I said wouldn't be too mad I did bid with them being replicas a possibility in mind. I'm going to get them appraised
>>69354212
I was responding to his comment about past rings, was that not obvious? Are you baiting?
>>69354324
>>69354402
>>69354573
>All 5 replica Cowboys rings for 1/4th the price he paid for 1 replica Cowboys rings and 1 Rangers cuck ring
>Happy about it
Pick 2?
>>69352995
Wu Tang!
>>69354324
How much do you think Eagles replica superbowl rings are worth?
http://dailysnark.com/designer-creates-awesome-nba-player-x-nfl-team-mashup/
Make sure you have ad block on
So who's ready for a repeat of the NFC East champs?
>implying Cowshits
>implying Gnats
>implying Shingles
>>69354751
>DWade w/ Miami
lel
>>69354751
I hate the Warriors. I don't ever want to see Steph Curry even look at a Raiders logo.
>>69354099
>Arch Ward
literally who
>>69354768
I like Kirk, but pic related is exactly what happened.
I'm ok with, for some reason
please don't judge me =(
>winnipeg losing
>again
>>69354751
>OKC-Chiefs
>Durant
Is that westbrook for the seahawks?
>>69354883
>implying we don't come back better with more weapons on both sides
Preston Smith and White Wonder will be terrorizing Romo, Eli, and Philly's QB of the week, and it won't matter if DJax or Reed get hurt because all the TEs will be healthy including Paul and the rookie is gonna blow up better than Crowder did last year
>implying Norman won't shut down Dez and OBJ AGAIN
the cfl site says they're up.
>>69354573
Best of luck man. On the side I work with my pop doing antique and memorabilia restoration and sales any time I've seen a similar ring, it's been a fake. People don't want to pay too much to take a chance on a repro.
Another key indicator is realizing there are millions of sports collectors. Auctions are their bread and butter and they preview the auctions in person or online. If these were legit rings, they would not have been bundled into 1 lot for 1 bidding war to drive up the price. They would have been separated so they could get maximum interest for each instead splitting attention. They also would have gone for more than $550 if anyone serious thought they were legit.
>>69354709
More than those fakes.
>>69354883
This was a lot funnier than it should have been. Well meme'd
>>69355028
Its always cute when a Redskins fan thinks they actually have a good team when they were merely the tallest midget last year.
Cowboys and Giants are both much better this year than last. Redskins will be third in the division at best.
>>69355028
>>69355141
All these people sleeping on the Eagles. Cool.
>>69355122
Well thanks then they are replicas I am disappointed but yolo they still look nice
>me
>being this retarded
Pick 2
I should of just bought a kayak
>>69355141
>it was a fluke
Sure buddy, I'll be expecting your tears come weak 9
>>69355206
That's because you have a new coach and a QB carousel, to the basement with you
>the Blue bummers of Winnipeg
>>69355141
Id argue that the Giants are "much" better. They improved but they still look like a 8-9 win team
Cowboys will go from Last to First.
>>69345290
I don't understand this meme, the Eagles took time out of their garbage season to cuck the fucking shit outta the Pats, at Boston too.
>>69355339
>broken 49 year old Homo will bring the Cowgirls back to prominence
Cowshits fans are hilarious
>>69355339
>once Kellen is in charge
right?
>>69355300
Dude, next time you go to a wedding bust them out and wear a navy suit. Fly as fuck.
Shit happens, consider it an accident tax. We all fuck up a lot and pay for it one way or another. You got some decent shit out of it.
>>69355308
>New coach
Giants have one two. Our coach has led fucking Alex Smith to the playoffs twice and is great QB mentor.
>QB carousel
Lolwhat.
>>69355370
Probably means the 04-05 Super Bowl
>sleeping on the jags
>your team
>your most hated rival
>favorite draft pick this year
>rookie player you're most excited for
>rookie player you're most interested by
>predictions for your team's season opener
>your pornfu
I'll begin
>Browns
>Stoolers
>Coleman, but Ogbah and Scooby are tied for close second
>Coleman, best case scenario he turns out to be Antonio Brown 2.0, worst case scenario he turns out to be Steve Smith 2.0. Best receiver in the draft.
>Drango, Shon Coleman, or Matthews. It'll be interesting to see if any rookies end up taking over the roles left by Mack and Schwartz.
>At this point I have no idea but I'll be optimistic and say win, 33-30
>Remy Lacroix
>>69355446
>Sam "Bitch Baby" Bradford isn't going anywhere and will get hurt in week 3, Sanchez will take over and, with mediocre performances, will turn in a 6-10 record
>>69355413
>>69355384
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/6/29/12050936/last-to-first-nfl-standings-dallas-cowboys-tampa-bay-buccaneers
>>69355446
Lmao they barely fit on my fingers
>the long bombs
>that middle field extended magic
>that ol' razzle dazzle
Is Jerry Jones retarded?
>>69355547
Wishful thinking, Cowboys won't get better than 8-8, AGAIN
>>69355677
If that's true then I guess they are winning division at 8-8
>>69355479
>$(ERS
>Rasm
>Buckner
>Ramsey
>Goff
>28-20 win
>It's a secret
>Seattle
>Phoenix
>Santa Clara
>and now
>Los Angeles
how based it that shit?
St. Louis can suck a dick
>>69355793
>phoenix
it's actually glendale, but okay. also the rams' stadium is being built in inglewood.
>>69355496
Sanchez isn't even on the team.
Bradford played 14 games last season and won 7 of them with a shitty meme offense everyone and their grandmother could predict.
>>69355547
Top lel m8.
>>69355728
I can see it.
>>69355479
Eagles
Cowgals
Wentz, duh
Jalen Mills. Everything I've heard about this guy is that he could be starter material. He only fell to the 7th because of character issues and he played well at LSU, great school for DBs
Stomping the shit out of the Browns with our newly revamped defense
Liz Vicoius, Remy, Riley, or Jynx Maze for her lemonade stand
>>69355475
anyone good with photoshop here?
why do those f-ing artifacts show up in the thumbnail but not on the actual image
>>69355728
Cowboys fans are so cute thinking they're any different than Redskins fans
>>69355479
>Steve Smith 2.0 as his worst case scenario
Careful what you wish for.
>>69355993
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pngs are not
>>69356003
Literally no reason at the moment to think they won't handily win the division. Giants couldn't even get a winning record in a shit division, they have no chance this year with the Cowboys healthy and the Redskins looking to build on last year. Eli is looking to be the 3rd best starting QB in that division and the Giants payed a player that had less sacks than Demarcus Lawrence 90$ some odd million dollars.
>>69356075
They won't handily win anything with your glass fragile ancient ayyyleums QB and your porous defense, the Redskins will repeat this year
>>69356103
Thats odd because they handily won the division in 2014 and I recall everyone saying Romo was going to get injured all season them
Hmm mm really makes one think...
>>69353186
>>69353921
reee I don't type like this
>>69356154
>36 year old injury prone QB
Yeah, it really does make you think
>thinking about Moore and how he'll win the NFC
>>69349304
Steven Jackson
>>69356069
some thumbnails don't have those artifacts
>>69356154
>doesn't understand how flukes work
The cowboys staying healthy is the opposite of normal.
>briefly open /nba/
>only two tripfags, one of which would be easily identifiable anyway since he was Greek
>go to /nfl/ at any time
>always a tripfag circlejerk
What went wrong?
>Toronto Argonauts v. BC Lions
Stay Tuned
>>69356274
you realize that /sp/ was built on tripfaggotry even in its early days right? nothing really changed, it's just that now threads of a specific topic have generals to confine them.
>>69356213
>kirk and eli not flukes
>>69356210
I think thumbnails are stored as jpgs so photos would have less notable artifacting compared to cartoons/anime
idk
>>69356274
they just need to get out more
since they're all black they will be shot eventually
problem solved
>>69356203
>thinking about those teeth and what he can take a bite out of
>>69356274
>player driven league having tripfags vs team league having fans that identify with teams
No shit Sherlock.
>>69356326
>Kirk
>fluke
The captain is just getting started on his 5 year venture, nigga will go down as the greatest Redskin QB
>>69356274
You came in the offseason. Anons don't post as much except
>>69355479
>your team
Raiders
>your most hated rival
Broncucks
>favorite draft pick this year
Jihad Ward because he is making me nervous
>rookie player you're most excited for
Karl I guess
>rookie player you're most interested by
Tunsil
>predictions for your team's season opener
We're literally and metaphorically going to rape the Aints
>your pornfu
Mia Malkova
>>69356274
This is your heritage. Bitching about trips on /nfl/ is like bitching about beer in Irish culture. /nfl/ was built on the backs of trips, many of us came here with literally no meme images in our folders and now we have entire collections.
>>69356513
>your team
Redskins
>your most hated rival
Cowcucks
>favorite draft pick this year
S'ua Cravens
>rookie player you're most excited for
Docston
>rookie player you're most interested by
Again, Cravens
>predictions for your team's season opener
It's going to be tough, but i think if everything is set and no injuries in the preseason, we could eek out a win against the Stillers
>your pornfu
Jenaveve Jolie
>>69356391
hahahaha
no
>>69356274
/NBA/ is 1000 times worse than NFL though Tripfags>>>>>>Broships
>>69356804
Truth hurts, eh?
>>69356513
>Mia Malkova
Mah nigga
For a long time before Mia, it was a toss up between Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey, then it was a mixed bag, then it was Lexi Belle.
I gotta say, I like me some Capri Cavalli and Stoya (mostly for their slutty faces) occasionally as well.
unrelated but who in the nfl could make this catch
>>69356798
I really hope this """dance""" dies next season when Scam's career goes downhill.
>>69355479
>>your team
Chargers
>>your most hated rival
Raiders
>>favorite draft pick this year
Joey Bosa
>>rookie player you're most excited for
Hunter Henry (TE)
>>rookie player you're most interested by
Drew Kaser (replacement punter)
>>predictions for your team's season opener
At Chiefs, probably a loss
>>your pornfu
Amateur
>>69356930
Anyone with a little luck and a ball thrown that weakly.
>>69356937
It will, it's just a fad
>>69356930
are you implying that that catch is a result of skill rather than being really lucky and a perfectly placed throw?
>>69356991
to be fair most iconic catches were really just lucky plays
>>69356930
Odell could. I have never seen anyone play the game better than Odell. I just know he is the absolute greatest, that is why we ranked Julio and Antonio higher than him in the top 100. The only thing more existing than watching Odell play is watching him dance. The spectacular catches he makes literally week make me want to just slit my fucking wrists, literally no one makes those catches but him.
>>69356991
whatever is memier
>>69355479
>your team
Houston Texans
>your most hated rival
Colts
>favorite draft pick this year
Hard to say, but probably Braxton Miller
>rookie player you're most excited for
Will Fuller, but mostly I'm just hopeful for him.
>rookie player you're most interested by
Nick Martin. Seems like a solid pick.
>predictions for your team's season opener
I believe it's vs. the Bears, so I'll go ahead and say the Texans find a way to win.
>your pornfu
Mia Malkova for the most part, but I like to mix things up from time to time and see who else is out there.
>>69356930
Antonio Brown
>>69357083
>what are sports sored gloves covered in stickem
Literally the main reason for his """""impossible""""" catches
>>69357141
really i dont know why everyone is focusing on his hands
obj is a legit elite receiver, but the best part about him is his explosiveness and route running. his hands are large for his size though.
>>69357141
Ok, but does anything assist Cam Newton in the spectacular throws he makes? No one has more fun the Cam. His boyish smile and playful attitude, no one has more fun than him, it should be illegal to have that much fun. If you ever see anyone have more fun you fucking kill me because I won't believe it.
Holy fuck a cop just got shot dead live on FOX news in the Dallas chimpout. This is it boys, the racewar is here.
>>69357189
>his hands are large for his size
Doesn't mean shit, his league sponsored gloves literally have a fresh layer of stickem on them, just like every other big name wideouts in the league
>>69357192
>playful attitude
Like the one he displayed in the Superbowl?
>>69357286
I'm fucking with you dude. I was trying to sound like an NFL """"""analyst"""""" because any time they talk about Odell they mention dancing and Cam they always need to mention how much fun he has (when he wins).
Officers down in Dallas shooting
ISIS?
dindu?
Jerry Jones finally snapped?
>>69357456
an anon couldn't handle your enlightenment
watch out
>>69357456
im seeing things about a white dude with an armored van and a possible sniper rifle
>>69357456
If we're lucky they'll get you next, maybe then we'll be spared from the delusional essays you post about next season.
>>69357456
It's crazy, saw a video on Twitter and the echo makes the rifles sound like they were bucking shots off
>>69356513
>pats
>Jets/Giants
>I hated that the ravens stole that player that hoodie would have made amazing
>Myles Jack
>Bosa, because I hop he busts hard for the cowboys
>The defense will win the game with Jimmy G throwing a few dragons and a few picks
>Emily Grey, but I don't watch much porn anymore.
>>69349304
Terrell Owens is a consensus top 3 all time wr. How's he underrated?
>>69357282
Good, niggers would lose anyways. A bunch of shit will get destroyed or burnt down, but this is a good chance to thin them out since they were breeding too much.
>>69357618
>nigger losing the racewar
doubt it, its like 100 armed brock lesnars vs 100,000 raging harambes
>>69357282
hope the trips are the first up against the wall
>online niggers
>>69357618
Their population is shrinking with abortion still being legal. I remember reading somewhere that 70% of black kids are aborted. But I agree, anything to thin the herd. Some Texan on /pol/ claims he is taking to the streets, then I started hearing reports about an armored van and a shooter. I hope we witnessed him.
>>69357688
Niggers literally would not stand a chance
>Barely any of the population
>Dumb as dirt
>No ability to organize beyond rioting
War would be over in a week, that is assuming we couldn't starve them out by cutting EBT.
>>69357282
>>69357618
>>69357715
This is easy
>wait for a chimpout in dallas
>overreact on purpose to incite a racewar
>reasonable people in the area flee
>but niggers all over flock to the site
>carpet bomb dallas and all the retards still there
Problem solved.
>>69357715
>I remember reading somewhere that 70% of black kids are aborted
>>69357789
>barely any of the population
just hope they dont learn to build warships out of asbestos and old cell phones
>>69357856
>Niggers
>Learning
>>69357852
Research it man, maybe it isn't 70% but it is fucking high.
>>69357715
>70% of black kids are aborted
It's about the volume, 30% leftover from a dozen births is still a net increase.
>>69357189
Antonio Brown and Julio are better than him in that order, malcolm butler couldn't run with AB, probably not Julio either, but apart from that first catch where the safety fucked up, he shut down OBJ for that game.
>>69357951
Well the average children born to white couples is 2.6, so we're growing too. To be honest, we don't have to worry about niggers. They are stupid as hell and we have such a population lead on them it'd take forever for them to overtake us, with abortion in the mix our birthrates are probably about the same.
Mexicans are what you should be concerned about. Although I've never really had anything against them, having grown up in LA you really can't unless you want to hate everyone.
>>69358038
Eric Decker has shat over Malcolm Butler, one game doesn't mean much
>10 officers down, 3 confirmed dead
the fuck is going on
>>69358948
do we know anything about the victims?
were any of them trips?
please be trips, please be trips...
>>69358948
shooter has been confirmed as BLM supporter Sam Hyde
>>69358948
It's happening, isn't it?
>>69358999
there are reportedly 2 separate snipers from "elevated positions", so it actually might be happening yeah
someone prep the suicide squad for standby
>>69358998
Dank meme desu
THESE NIGGAS WYLIN
>>69358948
Christ I just want the world to not feel like it's spiraling out of control for like fucking two days.
Damn son, they were snipers.
>>69359587
My great-grandfather was a sniper in Korea.
>>69359612
Is he good at TF2?
>>69359639
He died in 1993. Two years before I was born.
>>69359523
maybe the mayan prophecy was right, they were just off in the date.
>america
lel
>>69354883
doesn't the rock win in the end though?
>>69359191
>mfw this causes an SJW rewrite of the script to cause Dallas to win the owl in sympathy
although the boston bombing didn't cause the pats to win that year so idk
>>69359794
>All you need is a terrorist attack to win an owl
Anyone know where I can buy some fertilizer in bulk?
>5 dead
>suspect cornered with a bomb
>>69359872
Ask an oklahoman, they were the ones that pulled it off the best.
I'm going to get an aR-15
I wonder how easy it will be since I'm prior military
MFW you in Dallas and you see a tripfag
>>69359931
It's pretty easy. I already got one.
>>69347045
>brady last
i hat the patriots, but saying brady is a """system babby"""" and not currently an elite player is just being butthurt.
I'm glad I have plenty of black friends that would be in high ranking positions of that side that will vouche for me if a race war would happen
Geez, this shit is scary
>>69360026
It will literally be forgotten about Monday.
haha holy shit this is real
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization
>>69359944
Don't worry, Canada. I'm going to get us an owl
>>69360070
>terrorism is defined as "the use of violence and intimidation in pursuit of political aims".
Dropped. Fucking /pol/tards couldn't even capitalize the first fucking word.
At least I have the Raiders.
>>69360085
Wasn't the reason Calvin left because the Lions aren't competitive?
>>69360272
well I wouldn't go so far as to say THE reason, but it was confirmed from the horse's mouth that it was definitely A reason.
>>69360272
He quit because he was always getting hurt. Even if he wasn't missing games you'd hear about him getting his knee drained or how he couldn't feel his fingertips.
What did he mean by this?
>>69360636
This does not slip
Dolphins
my offseason project this summer was creating an algorithm to rank qb's.
The career score is the final stat for that, ranked on three things, regular season, postseason, and longevity(how long the qb has played as a starter.)
for the regular season I've made a W.A.R. stat per 16 games which is basically saying how effective that qb is in their average season vs. an average nfl starting qb.
Added in are the postseason modifier and longevity modifiers.
the only requirement to be on the list is a minimum of 80 starts and the qb must have been drafted 1998 or later.
I will eventually add qb's from previous generations but this is just the list so far.
any questions feel free to ask, this isn't perfect by any means but I just made this for fun.
>>69360636
should've let curry run it instead of passing it to andre :^)
>>69360720
You do you, Landry.
>>69360797
do you have the data for a game-by-game or season-by-season breakdown of individual QBs applying your metrics to them? I know kaep is shit now but I want to see how sharply he declined from 2012-2013 to 2014-2015
>>69360941
2012: 1.69 W.A.R. in 8 Starts
2013: 2.17 W.A.R. in 16 Starts
2014: -.05 W.A.R. in 16 Starts
2015: -1.32 W.A.R. in 8 Starts
Career W.A.R. of 2.49 in 47 Starts
W.A.R. per 16 games of .85
Postseason W.A.R. of .51 in 6 Starts
It was pretty much a steady decline for him.
Looks more likely that Brady plays
>>69361172
in week 5
>>69355479
> Raiders
> Chiefs
> Hard to say tbqh. Carson Wentz?
> Jihad Ward. Hope he's not planning to bomb the coliseum...
> Against the Saints, so 21-14 OAK
> Casey Deluxe (she's not hardcore but fuck it she's hot)
Also
> It's a Lewd edition episode
Mind if I contribute?
>>69360901
>MFW
>>69361263
>mfw kangz fan
>only one of these guys is still with the team
>>69361408
i like carpenter, our second best o-linemen
>>69361408
if only Washington had drafted Okung like predicted the Seahawks could have drafted a legit LT
how are we going to enjoy the NFL this season when Martial Law gets passed??
>>69361360
>TFW no sports but baseball until september
>TFW A's fan
At least I can shitpost about Kevin Durant
>>69360005
Kek
Your pasty lil ass would get a train'd by those very "black friends" then they lynch you.
>>69361408
better than 80% of the current naners OL
the fudge packers won't even break .500 this season
>Your team
Raiders
>Why you are a fan of your team
Born in California
>The most pain your team has ever made you suffer through
2006
>tfw haven't found a gym in Pokemon Go yet
But I wanna be a IRL Pokemon master... :<
Has anyone noticed how every time a faggot trip posts on /sp/ there is some sort of shooting in the news?
>>69361835
>tfw the town I live in has 8
>Nazarene Church
>a 4 way intersection
>a car wash
>a few random homes
>>69347781
So Peyton Manning was the best QB in the NFL this year?
Retard.
>>69351804
>Tom Brady
>Balls
>>69360002
Matt Cassel had a 90 QB rating with the belicheck patriots. He won 11 games with them. I think it's safe to say most human beings currently on the planet could've won 2 or 3 rings with them.
>>69360002
If he is such a babby and not elite then why doesn't anyone stop him from throwing tds?
>You know realize that every qb plays in a system and it is a level playing field
>>69360797
>>69360797
You have the STD deviation by any chance? I need some back story for these scores
>>69361835
there literally one at my work
its pretty fucking funny
i still dont understand some of the aspects of this game though
can we not battle other people?
i would just cheat with my car or bike desu i saw that it worked while i was driving home
seems more dangerous than texting though so im probably not gonna try it
>>69361835
>Florida
>gym
>>69355479
>pats
>colts
>cyrus jones
>incent valentine
>24-13 pats
>
>>69361418
A slight upgrade in the o-line will really help out the Jets. Keep the QB safe and help out forte/powel/robinson.
Really looking forward to robinson actually
>>69346848
Wow. Did you have a good time last season watching the NFL for the first time? It really is a fun sport to watch, and it's nice that people like you can have opinions after watching three Carolina Panthers games.
>>69361408
I was gonna say Sweezy was there but then I remember the Bucs gave him 32 million for some reason
Mark my words, D.J. Foster is the real deal, ladies & gentleman.
Who is the cuck in the Russell Wilson - future situation?
>>69373061
Russ
>literally my wife's son
>>69352133
>Jamaal Charles
>100% healthy
Pick one
>>69373061
The dude has a wife's son. Not only that they didn't have sex for a long time.
I mean the dude is a literal meme
>>69361835
Dammit how old are you
>>69373542
how many of these need to be bought for manziel to get enough proceeds from the sales to shoot up once?
>>69373648
None, he was already rich before football
>>69373642
Are you implying that they don't still make pokemon and have ever stopped? No matter how old any of us are, pokemon is still within our age group.
Reminder: There is literally no reason to have a trip and if you do you have a mental disorder around needing attention.
>>69374220
Ha, Megatron will to come to Minnesota, We actually win in the playoffs
>>69347045
>newton
>taylor
>ryan
ahahahaha
>>69349304
shannon sharpe called philip rivers the most underrated qb of all time
>>69374614
Until you have to make a FG m8
>>69374692
POO-NASOTA BTFO
>>69374614
i remember being on spee during that game and everyone was spamming
RAY FINKLE RAY FINKLE RAY FINKLE
LACES OUT DAN
>>69374692
Fuck you and your team's gay ass female QB choke Queen
>>69374764
Your mom was my a choking Queen last night m8
>>69374811
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>69373723
No. It is a child's game. It's like playing Barbie or gi joe at 25
No, Santa isn't real either
>>69374593
No
El Chapo escaped again?
>>69375024
Who knows?
>>69374953
I keep seeing pidgeys and ratatas
>>69375284
Get on my level breh
>>69375024
they should just put a bullet in his head. he's responsible for 50000+ deaths
>>69361827
>Your Team
Stoolers
>Why you are a fan of your team
Grew up in a blue collar place; blue collar team
>The most pain your team has ever made you suffer through
2004 steelers season
>>69375024
Hes too fucking good
>>69346191
Always makes me laugh when I join a thread late and see a comment like this, trying to lead everyone to a thread that ended up with 5 replies
>windows
>>69361827
>Your team
Texans
>Why are you a fan of your team
Lived in Houston since I was a little babby. Plus I like to spend time with my dad.
>The most pain your team has ever made you suffer through
2013 meltdown. First half of last year is a close second.
>>69375604
holy autism
>>69361827
>your team
Chargers
>why you are a fan of your team
grew up in San Diego
>the most pain your team has ever made you suffer through
2006 playoffs when Marlon McCree intercepted then fumbled like the nigger he is costing the Chargers a win and Rivers, Gates and LT a superbowl
>>69361827
>Pats
>Grew up in CT dad is Boston
>I shouldnt have to write this part
>>69375604
Making myself read that
R8 my first mock draft fgts
>Rivers
>Doug Martin
>Devonta Freeman
>Randall Cobb
>Keenan Allen
>Ladarius Green
>Justin Tucker
>Panthers D/ST
>Travis Benjamin
>Sterling Shepard
>Ameer Abdullah
>Jerick McKinnon
>Will Tye
>>69376055
7/10 it's okay.
>>69376224
That's a lot of puppers.
>>69376250
for you
>Russell Wilson and Ciara officially married
>Ciara talking about their honeymoon
>"So, baby, you know what we're doing tonight," Ciara shared in one of the videos, while smiling and playfully twirling her hair.
>Wilson chimed in, saying, "From what we did last night, I'm gonna do it multiple times."
>"Sure wouldn't lie," Ciara added.
>Wilson went full GOAT after their "trip" last season
incoming MVP season
>>69376294
Russell is saving himself for Jesus you slut
>>69376294
He's gay
>>69361827
Seahawks
Born in Seattle, was originally torn between them and the "local" team (5+ hours away). Both were good at the time, but Seahawks felt much more special
Last season in general. Lockette ded, Cary Williams a shit, Kam holding out and being meh after coming back, the collapse against Cincinnati, and the Panthers scoring 31 points on us in the first half of the divisional. It was nice seeing Russell go crazy towards the end of the season, but the defense let him down if anything.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this is the worst time of year
>>69376055
How many people in the league m8
Looks really weak if you're in anything less than 12
I want to be happy about the Raiders.
>>69378838
the only time to be happy about the Raiders is when they are 0-0
>>69379063
Well then I am happy.
>>69376294
>What they did
Watch a video of her getting pounded by Future?
>goes on Kaepernick's twitter
>see him retweeting Shaun King's tweets
lmao how can 49ers fans support this retard?
>>69375368
I could give a fuck about 99.99% of Pokemon but lugia will be mine. Also maybe articuno.
>>69361827
Raiders
My dad was a Bay Area local and Raiders fan. He went into the Air Force and I never lived anywhere remotely close to an NFL team so I just went with his.
Getting painfully close to the playoffs in 2011 but getting fucked over by Tim goddamn Tebow (the Browns helped by killing Jason Campbell's career)
>>69380147
I really just need to leave social media altogether. If I don't have one friend posting about flat earth and the nephilim, then I have another arguing that, in an incident involving a minority getting killed by a white guy, it's automatically a race crime and it's racist to want to wait for the facts from the investigation before forming an opinion.
People are so goddamn obnoxious these days, but it's my own fault for listening to what they have to say.
>>69377447
It was a 12-man draft.
>>69381085
I know, I'm expecting to be outraged over something where I don't even have an informed opinion on it.
Was it racism? Was it justified? I have no fuckin gidea so I'm not gonna say.
Why do I rule sp
is Julian Edelman elite
>>69382535
Literally who?
>>69382309
You're Sneak 2.0. An improvement over the original.
>>69382535
He's a NE/Brady babby. Not that he isn't good, but I doubt he'd be as good as he is if he wasn't with Brady.
Tom "I watch my wife suck off black men" Brady
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a legit ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making football fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the AFC in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in football represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about the Colts
>Cried about Ed Reed
>Cried about the refs
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future felon
>Most laughable "star" in NFL history
>>69381085
I hate social media. Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, makes everyone think they are more important than they are
>>69382656
Is Sneak gone?
>>69382885
No. He's asleep.
>/r/NFL is having a "roast each NFL team" series
>most of the roasts are just boring, rehashed stereotypes/memes about teams (cowboys are bandwagoners and havent won a title in a long time, packers are fat, browns suck, bears havent won in 30 years, bills 4 straight SB losses and suck)
>everyone saying like OH SHIT SAVAGE and GOD DAMN and HOLY FUCK THEY HAD A FAMILY when I don't find them funny at all
>try to be different and do like an anti-roast thing where you kind of compliment the team like norm mcdonald or andy samberg did at comedy central roasts
>it just gets downvoted and ignored
>tfw you have no sense of humor and aren't funny
>>69383041
Reddit is shit
You know you are a master troll when you get downvot d but different people are still replying to your posts. Or when you post something that goes against the grain of the group think and you get up voted for it
MFW it's not football time yet
(usually MFW it is football time too desu senpai)
>>69383127
Does this make me a master troll
Bills - 4 owl losses and literally nothing else
Jets - AHAHAHAHA
Dolphins - they had a perfect season now they suck ass religiously
Pats - they HAD a perfect season, they choked it away and get their asses kicked by Denver frequently
Steelers - they are OK, but don't count on them to win in January, their coach is prone to tripping
Bengals - Nigga Moment : the team
Ravens - they got their asses kicked this year, will they win a playoff game? Nevermore
Browns - HAHAHAHA. next
Broncos - No offense, now known as Brncs, their mummy of a QB retired and left the Job to Bro- Uh ...Mark Sanchez
Chiefs - Ever see that kid that fell into the gorilla exhibit? That kid is this team
Raiders - Good defense, nothing else, oh they have a QB now, and as I write this, 4 starters were arrested
Chargers - this team can't decide whether to stay or move, the OL can't decide to stay healthy or collapse, much like thus team in the playoffs
Jags - aww it thinks it's a real team
Texans - only 1 player actually shows per side, Watt and Hopkins, the rest play when they feek like it
Colts - Their QB is son of Oliver Luck, Andrew, has no luck, this team is afraid of the Pats, and graciously allows frequent trips to their end zone
Titans - I always forget this team, you should too
>>69383537
Was this supposed to be funny?
>people seriously think anyone other than Seahawks are winning Super Bowl LI
>>69383692
Okay.
what is most likely to happen next year
>AD leading the NFL in rushing again
>Aaron Rodgers leading in passing yards
>Tom Bradley has a drop off and ends the season with a sub 92 passer rating
>>69383692
Wilson will be too distracted by his sexual urges to focus on playing
>>69384166
Aaron Rodgers leading passing yards again.
>>69383692
>he hasn't changed his name to WilsonIsComing
bad form desu familia
>tfw two month left until NFL starts
I just want to see if Wentz is worth that trade.
>>69383692
>seahawks
>winning owl li
>>69382656
who are you again?
>>69384616
The completely irrelevant and often forgotten non-shitposting raidnigger.
Fake headlines
ARZ:Palmer arrested mishap at massage parlor, released 10 minutes later
GB:Adams moves to CB
LAR:Jared Goff mistakenly called "Carson Wentz" at practices
SF:Chip Kelly : "We can get 2 high picks for Hyde!"
OAK:Mychal Rivera retiring to act full time on "GLEE"
PHI: Laurie : "We need a DeRay Ray at RB"
DAL:Romo trapped in world's largest BBQ pit for 2 days at local store, stayed alive by eating foam steak, vegetables
BAL:Perriman opting for bionic enhancement
WAS:Kirk Cousins offers to pay a fan's wedding bills, denied because "it may jinx the season"
PHI:Twitter personality "EatDatP****445" offered try-out on OL
DEN:RT Schofield has been switched to DE
OAK:Mack : "I'm pretty good, I feel good, Oakland will be better"
HOU:Cushing denied selling his name to marijuana dispensary
MIA:Tunsil wants help from OL guru Scaraneccia
>>69385251
HE'S ON A 5 YEAR MISSION
>>69385365
TO SEEK OUT NEW HOLES AND EXPLOITATIONS IN THE DEFENSE
>>69385293
What's wrong, bb?
>>69385365
Is he shitting a playbook
>>69385460
TO BOLDLY GO WHERE THE REDSKINS HAVEN'T BEEN IN 25 YEARS
>>69345290
Ohio here.
Just remembered that the brownies picked up RG3.
kill me desu senpai
>>69385545
Jesus you're a faggot I hope you get a good ban for that thread you made.
ON MY
CHRISTIAN
BOARD
>>69385185
jfc my team doesn't even make the fake headlines
>>69385580
>>>>>@
>>69385545
>>69385545
>>69385293
>tfw /nfl/ tranny isn't this cute
>>69385581
SD:Rivers dog expecting 7 puppies
>>69384166
Who's Tom Bradley?
>>69385816
>trap : pats
>dildo : giants
Overall : 18-1
>>69386006
Is the trap cheating?
>>69386041
On his husband's son
>>69386041
that's not a trap at this point fagboy, its a dude from the angle lel
enjoy your homosexuality
>>69385816
It's gonna take more than that to offend me, bitch boy.
>>69386084
Enjoy your practice squad trophy, enjoy your practice squad paycheck
>>69350919
>Entire NFC South in the bottom 25
kek
>>69386183
Triggered
>>69356798
>Jenaveve Jolie
muh nigga
Hey Bills fans
Your city and team's mascot is named after a large, majestic animal that once roamed this country in huge herds, is the national mammal of the United States, and was nearly wiped out to extinction by Americans who moved West to rape, pillage, and mass murder Native Americans who lived here before stealing all their land from them and forcing them to live on reservations where there are extremely high levels of poverty, alcoholism, drug addiction, and they have to use casinos as their main means of income because of how the American government and society has denigrated the Native American race.
Boom, another team roasted. This is easy
>tfw just picked up Fire Emblem Conquest
>tfw Monster Hunter comes out next week
looks like I'm never gonna touch Pokemon Go
>>69386369
That's not really a roast.
Also,
>using Native American stereotypes
>>69386378
well so far GO sucks anyway so no harm done
>>69386183
Could be worse, he could have gone Roethlisberger on someone
What are each team's worst years by W/L (closest to .000)
AFCE
Bills
Jets
Dolphins - 2007 1-15
Pats - 18-1 or 1990 1-15
AFCN
Bengals
Browns
Ravens - 2015 5-11
Steelers
AFCW
Raiders - 2006 2-14
Chiefs - 2012? 2-14
Chargers - 2000 1-15
Broncos
AFCS
jags
Tits - 2014 3-13
Texans
Colts - 1990 1-15
NFCE
Cowboys
Giants
Redskins
Eagles
NFCN
Detroit - 2008 0-16
GB
Chicago
Minnesota
NFCW
rams
49ers
Cards
Seahawks
NFCS
Bucs 1976/1977 0-26
Saints
Falcons
Panthers
>>69386652
Try to give the years
>>69386604
Seahawks 2-14
>bb shitposting again
>>69386604
2004 49ers 2-14/0 regulation wins
>>69386604
Packers: 1958 1-10-1
>>69386567
Who would be the five NFL players youd have on your Family Feud team?
>Rodgers
>Fitzpatrick
>Gronk
>Sherman
>Luck
>>69387760
Burfict
Browner
Finnegan
Talib
Foles
>>69387864
Replace Foles with Pacman and you have the NFL's Legion of Doom
>>69347045
nice take
> "Sorry I couldn't get it up Cici dear."
Post players you think deserve a ring
>>69388636
Easily Calvin
AP
Fitz
Maybe Rivers
God /NFL/ is so dead. I guess I'll just go back to /tg/ for the next month or so.
>>69388636
Jameis Winston
>>69389661
If Winson deserves anything, it's death by heart disease.
>>69388636
Fuck that shit nobody "deserves" anything unless they can actually earn it
>>69389659
I'd be here more but the trips suck so bad
honestly I get that "uncanny valley" feeling that moot used to mention
like I bet you $100 most of the trips have like a 4 chan t shirt or some shit like that
>>69388416
I am worried about Russel's mental state. If Future doesn't kill him, he might go crazy.
>>69355479
>your team
Eagles
>your most hated rival
Don't know, probably the Cowboys
>favorite draft pick this year
Wentz
>rookie player you're most excited for
Wentz
>rookie player you're most interested by
Again, Wentz
>predictions for your team's season opener
Somehow losing to the fucking Browns and with the endless parade of Orson Wells posters
>your pornfu
Don't really have one
>>69388636
>>69391305
>favorite draft pick this year
>Wentz
you poor, poor sucker
playoffs please
How about that there football.
>>69395477
dude shut up
>>69391305
This except
>100% cowshits
And combine all those shitty rookie sentences that mean the same thing
>Jalen mills
>>Watching the nude jew
>>69388416
it's hard to get it up for a board desu
>>69355479
>Falcons
>Saints but NFL rivalries are plastic af
>Austin Hooper
>Keanu Neal
>Bosa and Myles Jack
>it's the busc so 42-7 win sounds reasonable
>watching porn
>>69397692
>it's the busc so 42-7 win sounds reasonable
what did you mean by this
>>69398075
;^)
>>69398178
that was such a fun game
>>69398271
I like fun games.
>>69349304
Tom Brady
Raiders will be comfy.
>>69388416
>tfw you finally hit it
>after months of dealing with your future future's wife's son,
>no sex
>you finally hit it
>it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way
>divorce when
>>69398271
How did it feel to sweep the Falcons last year m8? I don't see it happening again this year though
"STAY CALM, /nfl/ I GOT THIS"
>>69400388
i don't understand famous men that marry famous women
the logical thing to do is find some loyal, 6-7/10 qt that shares a few of your interests and will fucking worship you
>>69400542
felt absolutely great.
>close games against a division rival
>5-7 rookies starting so they've to prove themselves
>3rd and 19
additionally each was spectacularly timed.
at the time of the first game, the falcons were still 6-1 so the shitposting after that overtime was phenomenal. and the second win put the bucs at 6-6 and in playoff contention, coincidentally it was also their last win of the season
>don't see it happening again this year though
agreed, especially not on the basis of how they swept them last season. falcons played sloppy during both contests, especially the first
>>69400823
>contests
Tripfags. Not even once
>>69401051
i think with some counseling and open, honest discussion we can reconcile this
>>69388416
His dick little.
>>69355479
Packers
Vikings
Blake Martinez
Darron Lee
Goff and Wentz
Packers beat Jags 31-23
None
>>69376543
How the fuck is last season the most pain you've had to go through as a fan? Don't you remember the late 2000's?
>>69402282
He's a bandwagoner. He doesn't remember the late 2000s or the early 90s. I bet he never even set foot in the Kingdome.
>>69386323
bb is a cutie
>>69402344
I don't remember the late 90's and I've never set foot in the Kingdome, and I'm 20. Either he's a bandwagoner or 13.
>>69403071
I'm 21, not even a Seattle fan and I have been to the Kingdome at least three times in my life that I can remember.
>>69403117
My family weren't really sports fans, I wasn't into sports myself until I was 9-10.
What team do you think is going to be embarrassingly fun to watch next season?
My money is on the 9ers or eagles.
The most entertaining team of all time was the 1993 Houston Oilers with Buddy Ryan.
>>69403260
I'll be keeping close track of the Iggles because of the possible QB controversy
I don't really understand how anyone "hates" the vikings
I understand rivalry and everything but c'mon... Having a VIKING as your team logo/mascot is like one of the coolest things ever.
The name is meaningful because it reflects the traditional Scandinavian heritage of the region. Half the time the team is shit, so
nobody is getting constantly pwnt by them and the fans are generally some of the best anyway. Their jersey color is purple and
they have freakin' horns on their helmets.
I sincerely don't get it. I mean I can understand how people might think the team is like 100% suck because they have a habit
of shitting the bed in prime time and that's all some NFL fans ever see of them but "hating" the vikings? C'mon son...
>>69403564
I don't hate them, but their shitposters are really annoying 2bhwyf.
which one
>>69403564
>m-muh heritage
>>69403790
Jaguars. There's a good team deep in there I believe.
>>69403790
Why not just pick one at random, since you're throwing your money away anyway?
>>69403790
>busc have the same odds as the browns and niners
bum
bumo
>Articles saying your team could make the NFL "fun" again
I've forgotten what fun feels like with this team
501 for shit thread
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