WE'LL NEVER BEAT ROYALS
leave the swepts eries to me
>well baseball...you keep track of the score by the number of runs you score
Thanks Buck
77 RBIS, fuark
the worst thread in /mlb/ history?
>>69310038
Easily
I went to a blue jays game but i couldnt see anything and i didnt know what was going on. I prefer watching tv with the commentators
>estrada no bueno por ASG
feels bad man
I'm going to a blue jays game in August. Does the stadium have any food worth buying or should I just get something at a place outside the stadium?
That was a strike. You have to swing at the fucking ball, Martin, don't just bitch about you faggot.
>>69310165
No food worth paying for. Only worth buying if you're hungry. Eat beforehand. Toronto has lots of great places to eat.
>>69310235
Recs?
Good thread
Good poomunity
>>69310204
yep fair K
>>69310165
not answering your question but check out Propeller Coffee Co
>>69310300
I don't drink coffee
>>69310288
thanks bru
ps got any cheeky VOD links for the canes blues game?
>>69310328
I wouldn't either if I lived in the US
>>69310288
please watch our sport
>>69310264
get poutine at a new york fries stand
>>69310165
No, just go eat somewhere around King or Queen St. If you have to get something, the popcorn is decent.
>>69310359
I'm trying to, I've decided to try and support the Jays because I'm used to being irrelevant and from a meme country
>>69310355
are you a hangar or a supreme man
Sup guys
>>69310375
>>69310381
What are the best bars to pick up sloots?
>>69310416
any dive bar around king or college street for generic college slags
>>69310404
Flight Hangar? Only been there once, it was dope, but I'm in Auckland normally. For specialty there's Bespecialty or Espresso Workshop, but I get a lot of stuff through work which is better.
I like watching Kennedy's 2 seamer desu
>>69310416
this >>69310473
or
try tequila jacks or croc rock for milfs
drake hotel if ur dressing nice
>>69310119
Thanks for the input Buck
Since when did we get an Irish fan?
>that slo mo unmasking
>>69310543
>we
where in the order do you bat m8?
>>69310473
>>69310499
TYBtoronto friends. I will report back in August
>>69310582
Season ticket holder bud. I live at the dome.
>>69310494
ark in takapuna is p nice as well
>>69310405
Hey wanna win today?
>>69310582
Isn't it like 3am in the year 2063 in New Zealand right now?
>rags are >ragsing again
>doyers cant put away the orioles
>>69310683
It's about midday. Gonna head out soon to meet someone for lunch
>>69310637
>takapuna
>leaving the comfort of the triangle, ever
>>69310543
since >we won the WS
>>69310800
It was obvious that you were a fag from a young age I see
why does kansas city have their own team anyways
>>69310864
Jews.
>>69310832
been a bandwagon fan for 20+ years, you can't touch me
>>69310799
north shore is comfy tho
>its a game is decided by which pitcher has the spontaneous multi run collapse first episode
>>69310864
Because that is where the Kaufmans wanted the team to be
>jays pitching suddenly elite
how's price doing in boston btw?
>>69310915
Hmm yeah, I'd include devvo in the list of nice places in auckland, there's a nice specialty roaster next to the supermarket there too. The shore is just a bit too suburb-y for me.
How do you know Auckland so well anyway?
>>69310964
they've been fantastic all year apart from random happ collapses and stroshit being shit
>>69310964
Great he's doing more for the Jays than he did last year
>>69310972
grew up in nz / canada, which is why i mostly watch baseball, hockey and rugby.
>>69310972
what's the roaster? kokako?
#VoteCaptainCanada
>le cant do anything but hit homers man
i love this fucking hoser
Fuck this pitching staff
>>69311110
>11110
TSUUUU
please remember to celebrate modestly #captaincanada
>>69311119
kennedy is your 2nd best starter
A-at least you guys didn't win the most important series against us.
>>69311157
Yeah it's horrible
>>69311158
BC isn't really Canada so how can he be Captain Canada?
FUCK
>swing on everything off the plate
>stare down dead center fastballs
why is kevin such a piece of shit bros?
>>69311230
>9 ks in 5 innings
apologize
>>69311230
APOLOGIZE
ONE BASE GRAND SLAM
is Russell Martin past it?
>tfw we could've had Donuts
call up pompey
>>69311489
>>69311504
The fuck game are you guys watching?
why does Tulo look like he's sad and disappointed all of the time
>>69311618
The Kansas City Royals vs The Toronto Blue Jays
stroman meltdown time
>>69311643
Then you would know that Kennedy is shit
>>69311622
Did you draw this?
>>69311622
cuz he's not meeting his career average of .300
how long before Stroman lets 2 runners get on, sees Gibbons going to the BP, then gives up a HR, just to spite Gibbons?
wew
>>69311661
i just googled sad turtle and sketched over it
amazing how we go from lead to about to lose it in literally a few pitches
>>69311651
The fuck game are you watching?
>>69311644
god damn it
>>69311698
It's pretty good. Can I use it?
WHITLEY PLS
>>69311727
you can save it bud it's all yours!
It's the stro show.
thank god they dont have davis with them
why is stroman always so sweaty
>>69311746
Thanks Lori
>>69311767
It's like 40 degrees in Toronto right now
gibby, we've all seen what stroman is capable of ... it's time for the best 3B in baseball to get some time on the mound
>>69311767
manlet
>CN Tower Could Be Torn Down Because Of High Land Prices: Designer
TEAR IT DOWN
FIRE SALE
SCORCHED EARTH
>>69311832
But GoGo is injured
The roof kept it in.
>>69311862
literally impossible
>>69311862
...and replaced with something even taller. Read the rest of the article, bud.
so we all realize stroman is going to blow it in the next inning when gibby leaves him in too long right?
>>69311862
bullshit, they'll never tear it down
>yfw CN tower is torn down for some high priced condos owned by gooks living in china
morales solo shot incoming
>this talk about the skywalk
Have we achieved peak comfy?
needs more pine tar
defence backing up stroman nicely
>>69311913
You mean the next inning, right?
Fucking Kennedy losing the royals the game
>>69312073
The worst pitcher on the Jays had a perfect game through 5 innings
>>69312073
>10 ks in 7 innings
he gave you a quality start what else can you ask for
it's a Tulo Swings At Everything episode
>>69312091
0 fucking dingers
pisslar better try to steal here
>>69312115
So impossible? Ok.
>>69312106
good to see jays fans are unconditionally pessimistic
>literally just staring and not flinching at fastballs dead center of the strikezone
oh its this fucking offense again huh
>>69312127
Yeah it's impossible for him to not give up hrs. He fucking sucks
Puny singles make David Ortiz very angry
>>69312151
No, it's impossible for a pitcher not to give up HR.
>>69312160
How many has stroman given up?
>>69312172
A lot.
>this semen slurping offense
>>69312172
1 in the next inning
what's the "asking for time" thing about?
>>69312199
based stroman giving dubs
why does stroman untuck his jersey when in the dugout? thinks he's too thuglyfe?
>>69312214
ump called for time but didnt give a physical indication that he called time
>>69312219
maybe it's too tight on his stomach when sitting
>stroman actually doesn't give up 8 runs in 1 inning and is pitching well
>offense is shit
>bullpen is destined to blow 2-1 lead
This fucking team
>>69312258
stroman will give up the lead dont worry
april offense is back cant wait to watch these shitters strike out 16 times a game
>69 pitches into the fucking 8th
I hate it when the royals pull this shit
>>69312219
he is probably really sweaty and hot
EIBNER YOU SEXY BEAST
>drew "literally given up more home runs than major league games started" hutchinshit starting against the tigers
hope you royals fans werent counting on us or anything
>>69312199
based psychic dubs
>>69312199
FUCK YOU
>>69312272
>>69312199
told ya
>8th inning
>nobody in the bullpen
>the state of optimist fags
who ready for 16 innings here?
How are the Blue Jays doing lately?
Thinking of starting to follow them
HE MAD SON
It's funny how stroman is mad at himself for giving up 2 runs in 8 innings when not only is that a pretty good outting, but he shouldn't have gone that long anyway.
That crowd was pretty hype considering what just happened in that inning
>>69312364
>>69312374
stick to soccer, hue
>>69312406
They aren't even good at soccer anymore tho
>>69312399
he's mad cause they tied it up, toronto sports media doesn't look at anything else
>>69312406
But I never liked soccer
My family is Japanese and my uncle even plays at my city's team
>>69312399
>shouldn't have gone that long
>didn't even have 70 pitches at the start of the inning
Is a pitch worth more in Canada or something?
>>69312434
Didn't ask for your life story because nobody cares
>>69312451
wow rude
I thought that Canadians were cool
>>69312434
>nips living in a shit 3rd world country
but why?
>>69312446
Stroman historically can not get past 6 innings. 7 is an exceptional night for him. Pitch counter means nothing, sorry.
>>69312464
Us first worlders don't like associating with your kind
DUDE DONT SWING AT FASTBALLS LMAO
DUDE STRIKEOUT EVERY INNING LMAO
fuck this offense
>>69312464
I'm cool and so is the poster below me
>>69312503
cool
Donaldson got rekt in that AB
>>69312475
>Stroman historically can not get past 6 innings.
he had a bad june but he has been pretty solid otherwise
>>69312472
They came in the beginning of the 20th century, led by lying propaganda
Also, Brazil has the largest Japanese population outside of Japan
>>69312464
>toronto fans
>nice
everyone here is a cunt m8
>>69312510
he wanted it too bad
LOL he barely made it to second
BUCK "GIVE EM THE GREEN LIGHT" MARTINEZ
PAT "HIS ARMS LOOK DELICIOUS" TABLER
Kelvin afraid to bring the heat against these dinger monsters
bahahahaha that terrible fucking throw
WOOOOOOOO SAUNDERS
I CANNA BELIEVE IT LA
SOMEONE SEND THAT SHITTER TO THE ALL STAR GAME RIGHT NOW
PARROT MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Watching Edwin run is the funniest shit
>Dyson
I don't think a single player on the royals could have made such a terrible throw
AYYY
EXPLODING KNEES MAN
MARTIN GOT A HIT MARTIN GOT A HIT
SUDDEN BURST OF OFFENCE
TEAR THIS MOTHA FUCKA UP
MARTIN HIT THE BALL AGAIN
WHAT IS GOING ON
>swing on fastballs instead of standing still and letting them get by for free strikes
>score runs
WOW HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I THINK WE DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO BASEBALL DONT TELL ANYONE THIS IS AMAZING WE LITERALLY HAVE THE SECRET NOW
that fan reaching for the fair ball then slams his fist against the barrier in his autistic rage
jej
LOL EDWING SCORING FROM SECOND
FUCK YOU PESSIMISTS EAT THE CORN FROM MY SHIT
SWEEP
W
E
E
P
>>69312464
You can chill with us Brazil, the Jays are great
Brazilian Steakhouses are sweet
TAKE THAT GOLDEN SOMBRERO YOU FUCKS
so is gibby going to be a good manager today and put in his closer who hasnt pitched in 2 days or is he going to leave stroshit in for the 9th to blow it
TULO
SWINGS
AT
EVERYTHING
HA HA
TIME FOR BOBBY
Fuck Brazil
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>69312661
I will drink my own pee straight from the stream next inning if Stroman comes back in.
>>69312523
>> Brazil has the largest Japanese population outside of Japan
Did not know that. Anyways the Jays are really fun to watch recently and are edging on first place in the AL east, start following
>mfw osuna blows it
>mfw optimist fags on suicide watch afterwards
>>69312701
>posting that after the inning started
Pretty bush league 2bh
>>69312719
>>mfw osuna blows it
He has been pretty shaky lately so its no out of the question, will probably give up a 2 out 3 run dinger
Osuna prays before each inning. If the jays lose, God does not exist. Ball is in your court, God.
>>69312523
why would they not move back to based nipland?
WILLING TO TRADE GORDO FOR STARTING PITCHING
>SWEEP
fuck you KC
>>69312721
>not taking into account the time it takes to type and post
Pick up the pace
TULOOOOOOO
>getting bailed out by your infield
holy shit tulo
>>69312744
The Japanese in Japan think Brazilian Japs are niggers and treated pretty badly
tulo earns his pay solely in his defensive capabilities
>>69312744
Why would japan accept monkeys?
TIME FOR A SALVY SPLASH
>hosmer will never stop cucking us
that's it
jays lose
>>69312795
Fuck off, Brazil.
Osuna misses Sanchez....
gg ays
SALVADOR PEREZ WILL LITERALLY NEVER STOP SWINGING AT THAT PITCH
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
gg KC good luck unJUSTing your starting rotation, kennedy looks good again
YOU SWUNG AT THAT??? REALLY???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>swept
At least it was another fast game
>>69312825
he's a big guy
>>69312719
SUCK THE BLONDE HAIRS ON THE SHAFT OF MY DICK THAT ALWAYS SEEM TO SHOW UP NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SHAVE
>another pre 9:30 game
thanks royals gg
>>69312864
low pitch count, I like it, lots of time for chores
>>69312837
you can come back tomorrow to see some dingers lyoto
>>69312883
Gotta get that allowance
gg royals, who cares if you got swept if you won the WS the year before
>>69312893
lol russ and osuna dawdled too long to do their chest bump bullshit and the control room cut away bahahhaa
>>69311085
Both do their own roasting, that's what I mean by the proper specialty ones. They're all really autistic about it and change their beans every month or so, keeps shit fresh. Red Rabbit as well, who used to be in Wellington but have relocated to Parnell
>>69313440
You need beans fresh changed at least once a week
>>69313552
By changing beans I mean changing the roast/region etc. They serve nothing but african coffee for a while then switch to some other region when they feel like it. It's pretty cool, they also do different beans for black/white/filter coffee and always have a couple of singles on offer.
