Thread 3
BOX OFFICE EDITION
Centre Court (13:00 UK start)
Roger Federer (Swi) v Cilic (Cro)
Tsonga (Fra) v Andy Murray (GB)
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html
Official Streams (Use Smart DNS to unblock outside the UK):
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/
BASED FED
18TH SLAME COMFIRMED
THE GOAT
Fed will win
>CHOKE
>H
>O
>K
>E
FEDERER WILL SAVE TENNIS
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RIP MY HEART
Gentle reminder to filter the fuck out of "190cm master race". Thank you.
fucking choker
>Double faulting
>>69289673
>starting the thread with a picture of a pig
how is that related to tennis
>get home in time for a 5th set
Perfect time!
I'm not even a big tennis fan but this shit is so goddamn tense.
Fuck this sport up its ass.
GREATEST
PLAYER
OF ALL
TIME
First for roger will win the last set easy
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
bigblackcok one strim 964d4a6632bf9c8c088de94e12a4597b2173e291
YESSS FEDERER
THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK
literal goat
>heroic win in the 5th set
>lose to Raonic in the next match
Ready for this?
BRITKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
FUCK OFF FEDERER YOU CUNT
Federer will lose 6-3
>>69289673
marin chokeic
LEADING BY 2-0 AND LITERALLY LETTING A RETIRED OLD MAN COME BACK IN THE GAME, ARE CROATIANS THE BIGGEST KEKS?
LOSING TO FED IN HIS CURRENT STATE IS LITERALLY CAREER ENDING
3.5 bings
FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT
FUCK YOU OLD MAN
FUCKK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy fuck
fed normally chokes in that situation
dat second serve ace :3
>>69289819
>the most exiting game of the tournement
>shit
illogical
>>69289757
cry baby :^)
fuck that magical cunt federer
and fuck the dicksuck crowd
>>69289785
>lose to raonic
lol
shit crowd
>>69289673
Who /mirka/ here?
Yeah fine but fed expelled all his energy/will during the tiebreak. He'll be decimated this set.
>>69289803
>>69289819
murray getting cucked out of a wimbly by the GOAT AGAIN
chum jetze gopferteli
>tfw I know in my heart that Cilic will still win
:(
>le cheer double fault crowd
Is there anything better than a close match at wimbly
>>69289848
i support all pure waifus
please explain the rules of tennis to me
literally worse than crowd at roland garros, quite an achievement
>>69289863
oh thee of little faith
BELIEVE
As satisfying as this is does this not benefit andrew murray?
>>69289785
US open 2014 2: Electric bogaloo
Stronga edition
NOW ITS THE CHANCE TO BREAK THE DAMN CILIC
Go for it roger
>>69289870
A Fed Wimbly :')
COME ON CILIC
>>69289879
why? because they're cheering for Cilic's UEs or...?
At least losing in five sets is less embarrassing than a 3 set beatdown. Federer gets to keep his dignity
ALL MY WIMBLEDONS
>>69289858
other way around, federer is in the ascendancy
>tfw no tiebreak in 5th
based
OVER THE NET
OVER THE NET YOU FUCKING KEK
NOT INTO IT
FUCKING OVER IT
IT'S NOT FOOTBALL
IT'S FUCKING TENNIS
HIT IT OVER THE FUCKING NET
YOU CHOKING CUNT
>>69289862
gopferdeckel e muss fasch cheese
>>69289768
>unironically losing a set 6-1
>goat
k
Who does the Womble Domble crowd love more, Federer or Murray?
>>69289863
wog detected
>>69289785
Kek, raonic serves a little better than cilic but can't rally for shit
>>69289892
nah
if fed wins murray is still meh
he needs cilic to win
CILIC DOUBLE FAULT
Its all over now
>>69289785
you can bet all your bananas you harvested this year on that amigo :^)
>>69289878
Win points to win games win games to win sets and win three sets to win the match
>Best of 5
>Federer wins 3-2
>Have to play a sixth set
Explain yourselves tennicucks
Watch, he'll choke it away.
It's the 2008 Wimbledon final all over again (scoreline-wise, not quality-wise)
>>69289895
I'm giving him my strength.
Are you?
Useless fucking linesman
>wanting Murray to win over Fed
I seriously hope nobody has this fucking awful preference. Fuck Murray.
>>69289941
>unironically losing a match when you won a set 6-1
>goat
lol
>>69289878
Hit ball into other side of the court
Cmon federer you sexy lad
What did Federer say while he was receiving the serve?
NOOOOO FEDERER AHHHHHHHH
>>69289984
>supporting fedora
>>69289973
don't even get what you are saying
>>69289987
Sounds like every womens match ever desu
>>69289973
(you)
>>69289929
fancy dress day on centre court?
>>69289973
Wat
>>69289973
>american education
I don't think Roger can win this without getting the break.
what was Federer taking about there
>post yfw fed chokes this set away
>No good streaming sites for mobile
Fuck this shit
COME ON TIM!
>>69290008
"backhand and aim low"
JAHWOL
>>69290051
5th set of wimbledon you literally need a break to win.
>jawohl
is Federer a nazi?
>>69290034
nah just an average day for a pimp
>>69289973
>american numerical skills
What is Federer saying
>>69289973
>>69289973
"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS"
>"Out!"
>"Jawhol!"
Rog bringin the bantz.
>>69290070
I always knew he was a Nazi
>>69289973
>murrican tennis
>>69290070
Is he a Nazi?
>>69290051
Agreed
>>69290008
"poo in the loo"
When was federer last in the lead?
what is the JAHWOL meem
Surely that was offside
>>69289973
>still being hungover from the 4th of july
>>69289987
did i say that slav was goat either?
fuck off.
>>69290107
>>69290074
Is this a cross global hivemind?
>>69290127
wtf
>>69289973
You have to go back
>>69290130
I'm gay in german
>>69289878
Best of 5 sets, sets are first person to win 6 games (win by two), games are scored 0-15-30-40-win. If a game is tied 40-40 that's a deuce and it's win by two. Serving alternates between players game to game. Serves must go to the opposite side of the court in the first box. Hitting line is still in. Score more points.
tl;dr hit ball to person and repeat until they miss
>le sneaky dropshot man
he can get any girl he wants and yet hes been married to her for over ten years
why is he such a nice family man, bros
>>69290127
Quality post Australia
>>69290127
Cilic is done guys
>>69289973
>>69290151
>games are scored 0-15-30-40-win.
was this sport invented by an american?
>>69290133
Ask why she's fucking a Mexican when she could be fucking a white man.
>>69290169
cause sluts dont make good mothers
>>69290169
She's beautiful
>>69290127
you alright mate?
>>69290169
pussy game wavy
>>69289973
Leave
>>69290130
Yes in a military context
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whens andy coming on
>>69290187
>>69290130
Yes sir
>>69290187
It was supposed to be like going around a clock or something idk
What should I have for lunch lads?
>>69290182
but is my vindaloo done i've been waiting 20 minutes
>>69290202
top kek
Tumblr has spoken.
>>69290169
Mirka is high test, you can tell by looking into her eyes what beast she is inside
>>69290245
pussy
>>69290187
People got tired of saying the extra syllable in "45".
>>69289946
Fed.
>>69290246
Jawohl
Too good Fed
>>69290223
it goes +15 +15 +10 +20?
whu????
>>69290244
I think it's to do with how many yards away from the net they used to serve from
>>69290169
>has produced 2 sets of twins
is it Federers GOAT sperm at work or is it her?
UNGRACEFUL HAMBEAST REEE
>>69290247
HIGH TEST
lads...
>>69289973
If federer divorced his wife, she would be a...
FEDEX
This match is giving me a fucking aneurysm.
Every Federer backhand into the net brings me one step closer to death's sweet embrace
>>69290301
THICC
>>69290127
>t-brush
>>69290306
ayy
Guys.. I'm fucking scared.
I'm fucking nauseous. I stayed up all night because how worried I was. This Wimbledon is Federer's last shot to prove that he's still the GOAT. If Federer loses.. then it's fucking over, fedbros.
I wanted this to end in straight sets I wanted this to FORCE djokivicfags to bet on Federer. I wanted them to cry as they're forced to withdraw $300 to put on.
But he lost. His rank dropped and was revealed to be a bare-bones, boring old player. Another blunder in a long line of blunders. We fucking lost, Fedbros...
>>69290301
rog is such body inspo
>>69290329
Cut this dumb shit out.
>>69290245
Posy
>>69290329
It's not over till it's over fedwit
Cilic confirmed shook.
>>69290301
Oh dear
>>69290329
there's a reason nobody pays attention to leafposters
caption this photo
HOLY SHIT
THE FUCKING GOAT
>>69290276
No retard, it's like a clock
15, 30, and it used to be 45. But if it's 45-45 and another player wins, then it'd be 60-45. But that can't work because 60 wins and they were at deuce, so they added "Advantage", and subtracted 5 from 45. So Advantage is more like 55...
So basically it goes
15 - 30 - 40 - 60
or
15 - 30 - 40 - 55 - 75
GOAT GOAT GOAT
holy fuck what a shot. FEDGOAT
average shot, 4/10
>>69290318
makes me feel sick watching that
JAHWOL
THAT BACKHAND HOLY FUCK
>>69290329
>djokovicfags
Do those really exist? I thought it was a meme.
This has been a poor, poor match.
Get these cunts off to court 2 and get the Murray match on please
>>69290318
Embittered Australian Adolescence: The Post
>>69290301
This is why tennis is goat, no muscle bound steroid freaks
God mode is on now boys
>>69290361
>Farage told EU won't pay his salary any more
vintage backhand from fed
>>69290398
manlets and lanklets can compete too
>>69290398
Except nadull
>>69290329
YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE
>>69290276
No, it's based on the clock numbers. Get it together, lad.
Federer is such a beast, Jesus Christ..
>federror
>>69290398
>who is serena
>>69290380
I just unfiltered you to tell you how fucking pointless your presence here is, and to tell you to go and drown yourself. I've just filtered you again.
5 little ball went out one day
OVER THE NET and far away
Would you fuck a ballboy?
>>69290398
Did you forget about Serena the gorilla?
Backhand into the fucking net what else
>le shank every backhand man
>>69290442
Thick tbqh
>>69290398
Someone post the Nadal pic
>there will be people who paid actual money to sit on Court 1 today and miss this
>>69290446
I would do all of them except the black one.
>>69290446
haha fag
>>69290442
shes just black desu
>cilic
>>69290446
Would you fuck off?
>>69290449
I really don't treat the WTA as tennis
Sorry girls
If nadal were alive he would be enjoying playing every ball to federer's backhand right now. rip in pieces.
So fucking anticlimactic if he loses now
>>69290329
Nah, Fed will be better next year. 36 or 35, same shit, but next year he won't be injured at least. Djoko and Murray will decline even more, youngster still won't step up yet. As good a chance as ever in the last 5 years.
Here's a drinking game, take a shot every time a backhand into the net, die before match ends
>>69290485
poo in the loo
>>69290421
>manlets can compete too
ye, they can't
Murray will utterly destroy whoever wins this chokefest.
>>69290482
I'm guessing you don't watch a lot of tennis? This hasn't been a high quality match
>>69290421
Goffin and Karlovic are competitive in a very athletic sport, it's nice innit'
ALLEZ! or COME ON!
>>69290475
>>69290511
>gilles simon
>david goffin
You could see just then how desperate Fed was from that shaky toss into the air.
>IN
>>69290506
poo in lieu
>>69290513
Murray is shit kill yourself
>>69290398
Djokovic is winning strictly on his insane physical skills like speed, stamina.
>>69290511
fuck off hawkeye
>one piece of fuzz from the ball was in
anybody else want fed to lose because of this shit crowd
>>69290519
And you'd have expected that from Court 1?
>>69290511
Chang, nishikori
>>69290543
>i am leaf
>>69290329
jokerfag on double agent duty detected
>>69290513
>Making the implication that either of them will get past Raonic
>>69290513
murray is the ultimate choker, its why hes only got 2 grand slams
>>69290446
if it was a confident, humble, cute one, that I could really relate to and talk to and was sort of skinny
>>69290543
DONT EVER FUCKING REPLY TO ME CUNT
JUST FUCKING BREAK HIM FED BREAK BREAK BREAK
>>69290546
and rakija
>>69290513
Choke king?
JUST BREAK HIM AND HOLD YOUR SERVE PLEASE FEDERER PLEASEEEE
>>69290534
Based Colombian drug lord bro
>>69290398
>saying this
>when djokovic is ""currently"" dominating and making a case for goat
>>69290519
it's not been that high but its been solid, 10/10 drama
>>69290571
of course you want him to win he's just as brown as you
>captcha was pick street sign
>street sign was "pick up dog waste"
>>69290574
Hah, noice shitpost, Aussie
>Federer angry
Whoa
he did it again the absolute madman
>>69290552
What do you expect them to do, who the fuck likes Cilic anyway?
>backhand
>into net
Whatever happened to that guy that would yell and slam his racket on the ground?
just 8 points, cmon fed
>>69290604
>djokovic
>making a case for goat
