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today:
>afghanistan in scotland - 1st odi
scotland - afghanistan 283-4 (47.2)
match abandoned
tomorrow:
>pakistan women in england - 2nd t20i
england women - pakistan women
(15:00 cest)
>sri lanka in england - t20i
england - sri lanka
(19:30 cest)
goooooooood evening
ded
very alive thread
hallo
>>69244632
who?
something weird happened to me today
>>69244825
idk - bruma - didavi
/cric/
>>69244915
Go on
daily reminder amir's going to take 30 wickets this summer
>afghanistan in scotland - 1st odi
scotland - afghanistan 283-4 (47.2)
match abandoned
yet you make a thread
you are fucking weird
>>69245120
i got sexually harassed kinda
>>69245141
Inshallah brother.
Allah's very own Zafar, Moeen, and Adil will fight back though.
>>69245166
Hot. Give us details.
>>69245230
it wasnt hot it was disturbing
>>69245465
tell pls
>>69245465
Ah, sorreh
Hi hello, yes hi
>>69245465
I have a firm bubble butt women love to smack
>>69245165
bit rude
Dembele at the training camp
>>69245502
I don't know I was at the cinema and some girl sat next to me and started feeling up my leg, my arm and the side of my chest during the movie until I had enough of it and moved 3 seats on the side. She left the room before the movie ended but I wanted to tell the guy who sells the ticket or call the police
>>69245815
are you black?
>>69245815
she had no right to do that, i am sorry.
>>69245815
Was she good-looking?
>>69245815
>not taking your falcon with you
Lesson learned I guess
>>69245815
>training camp
What
>>69247428
training center/the place where dortmund trains
>>69247306
she looked way older than me, like in her thirties or so. and she was fine, maybe a bit too fat. Like from times to times she looked straight at me while having her hand on my and it was way too weird because I couldn't do nothing basically. couldn't hit her because she was a girl, couldn't talk or be vocal because it's in a movie room and no one would have taken me serious if I complained. idk I don't really think about it but when I do it's just that I imagine her chubby fingers touching softly my thigh and it's making me sick
>>69247719
Hm. Okay. Seems a bit early
>>69247719
Why didn't you look at her for a few seconds? If you didn't like it you should have just told her to stop
>>69247719
I bet she was a prostitute
>>69247779
I looked at her many times but she pretended to watch the movie when I had my face her way. But like the way she looked straight at my while getting her fingers slowly and softly through my chest... ugh
I also told her "do you want me to call the police" but she just said "Didn't hear" and I didn't really mind until I got tired of it and moved seats. just the fact that someone did something I didn't consent to to me make me uncomfortable
>>69247841
it was a niche Revival house cinema and she looked quite posh
>>69247933
You might have been the victim of a very special woman
>>69247933
maybe she was a rapefugee
You should have said "l-lewd"
>>69247933
wait are you gay?
also this
>>69248151
>>69248212
no I'm not but I don't want a girl that I've never seen before touch me
>>69247933
why didn't you just take her hand and move it away
>>69248317
>>69248353
bunch of ugly cunts
>>69248304
yeah sure but i don't see how you can be so grossed out by it
Can you get pregnant by simply touching another man?
>>69248353
will we look back one day and ask us
what went wrong?
>>69248419
depends
>all this victim shaming
Wow. Just... wow
>>69248348
I did that many times, even slapping it or taking it and throwing it with force but she kept slowly crawling her hand back
>>69248383
no matter what Müller does he's always looking like a goof huh
Did Jogi sniff his body parts again during the Italy match?
>>69248460
No
Good night
>>69248517
>I did that many times, even slapping it or taking it and throwing it with force but she kept slowly crawling her hand back
how weird.
wait, you were at the cinema alone? Don't they enforce no single policy in french cinemas?
>>69248517
situation sounds really really really awkward desu senpai
What film did you watch btw
>>69248578
no I've never heard of that before. It's true that I see a lot of couples in cinemas that shows new movies only but for revival house cinemas it's mostly old people, posh girls and rarely that loud couple
>>69248955
il gattopardo by Luchino Visconti. The movie was good but if that stuff with the girl didn't happen I would have liked it more
>>69249034
Did they do this in honour of Bayern Munich legend Landon Donovan?
>>69249265
because it's the 4th july
56 posts 12 posters
>>69249474
delete this
>>69249474
all me btw
>>69245210
All 3 of them combined will take less wickets than Yasir in the tests
post you're poodictions for da series
I'm calling 2-2
Reading a really scary thread on /x/
people they just ain't no good.
Please don't post pictures of Sebastin Rode in his new Dortmund getup. I'm not ready for it.
>>69253499
Yeah, why not do that at 1am. That reminds me I had a horrible sleep and had to wake up every two minutes because I couldn't stop dreaming about getting murdered
/cric/
This league generates more money than La Liga , how does that make you guys feel?
gooooooooooooooooooood morning
>>69249034
cucks
Hello, where are the HSV news?
>>69260027
We own your country, we won the war fair and square
>>69260074
they're still shit
>you will never own Prometheus by Nicholas-Sebastian Adam
>you will never wake up in the morning and gaze at it whilst you have a coffee
It hurts tttt (to tell the truth)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfLheTx-gxM
What happened here?
>>69259907
My deer friend
>>69260090
delte this
>>69259649
Yes it was a bad idea but I slept well
>>69258930
Hmm okay
>>69247719
this gave me a boner
>>69261112
Typical for the French.
>>69249034
>Not only did the Allianz Arena shine in red, white and blue, but FC Bayern also announced that it reached an incredible 100 official U.S. fan clubs. Over the last two years, the club’s official fan clubs has grown from 8 in 2014 to now 100 fan clubs. This is the largest network of official U.S. fan clubs for any European soccer team.
http://www.fcbayernmunich.com/us/news/news/2016/fc-bayern-light-up-allianz-arena-in-us-flag-colors-independence-day.php
>>69249034
This gave me a boner
>>69260127
this gave me a boner
>>69248384
Fap to Arabs instead if they are so good looking.
Canberra is OBJECTIVELY the best city to live in anywhere in the Southern Hemisphere
Don't even bother trying to debate this because you can't
LITERALLY the only slight against it is coldish winters
>>69261524
this is bait.
I've been to every major city in this great country and Canberra is one of the worst.
>>69261552
i clearly stated to live in, not go on some faggy holiday
>>69261524
La Paz is better
>Paying €13M for fucking Ujah
>>69261560
fair enough, lad.
mostly wasn't for holiday either, usually work.
>>69261615
China is fucking crazy.
>>69261524
What do you do in Canberra?
>>69261790
ruthlessly and routinely blow statsbitch the fuck out
>>69244915
The 3rd guy is Gerhardt
>>69261830
So there is nothing to do in Canberra, literally Hamilton-tier city then
woke up today because the swiss airforce flew überschall because some bomb threat against some kike airline. Seriously whats the point of sending 2 jets to "escort" a plane? Literally nothing they could do. But noooo the bored airforce of course has to do this shit so they final have a "hot mission". what a fucking joke
>>69261930
Switxerland is an absolute wonder from the sky
Anyone else gonna watch Notts v Lancs tonight. Streams are gettin pretty good they really just need replays and they'll be dope
>Ed Cowan isn't the member for the seat of Cowan
>Mads Holger is dead
huh
>>69262006
literally who?
>>69262020
Some dude. Killed himself yesterday.
>>69250164
Yasir is a disgrace
>>69262004
Have they announced a result already? What is taking so long?
>>69262091
Allahu akbar isis
>>69262147
>Have they announced a result already?
No. Libs have confirmed a couple more seats tho. They will likely get between 74-76 seats and form government. Which one of those three numbers they secure will have huge implications. Another election isn't impossible (though unlikely).
>What is taking so long?
AEC took the day off yesterday because of some bullshit about Western Australia and "losing" the votes and so invented all this nonsense red-tape procedural crap to give themselves the day off.
They are the Jonathan Trott of the public service. Mentally weak cowards.
>have to do one-day of real work for the first time in 3 years
>wew lads that was hard, lets take the next two off
>>69262182
Who did you go for?
>>69261930
I blame the Americans
>>69262196
None. I'm completely impartial.
To tell the truth (tttt) I have little interest in the happenings at parliament. The approach of both parties to my field is virtually bi-partisan.
Though I did find it utterly fucking hilarious that Prepbull introduced a senate reform to get rid of the meme parties in the Senate, and in doing so he single-handedly enabled the return of One Nation and PAULINE PLEASE.
>>69262156
The meme magic is strong with this one
>>69262233
From what I've seen the Australian liberal party seem quite shitty, even as someone who is centre right.
feeling filthy posting itt with all the shitskins and AusWORMS
This thread is dead so I'm going to drop some more elite truthbombs
Nick Kyrgios will be the best player of his generation
The Bundesliga will be Ligue 1-tier within 10 years
GOATven GODth already is the best player of his generation
John Howard was one of the worst Australian Prime Ministers of all time. He singlehandedly squandered our mining boom
Starc, Cummins, Hazlewood and Pattinson are the new four horsemen
Soccer is more popular than ACB's would care to admit. It is only irrelevant at the professional level
Tony Abbott is the most underrated Prime Minister of all time
Two-division Test cricket will kill the format
Ben Simmons is the new LeGod
ODI's should be changed to a 40/40 over format
The NH teams will surpass New Zealand in Rugby within 10 years. Australia and South Africa are finished as competitive Rugby nations
>>69262332
Please explain
>>69262354
>Two-division Test cricket will kill the format
How?
>>69262354
>GOATven GODth already is the best player of his generation
Literally kill yourself, he isn't even the best player right now.
>John Howard was one of the worst Australian Prime Ministers of all time. He singlehandedly squandered our mining boom
Don't care
>Starc, Cummins, Hazlewood and Pattinson are the new four horsemen
This is such a terrible meme I'm not going to dignify it with a response
>Soccer is more popular than ACB's would care to admit. It is only irrelevant at the professional level
Yeah true
>Tony Abbott is the most underrated Prime Minister of all time
Can't really comment
>Two-division Test cricket will kill the format
If it's implemented poorly
>Ben Simmons is the new LeGod
Who
>ODI's should be changed to a 40/40 over format
ODIs should just die
>The NH teams will surpass New Zealand in Rugby within 10 years. Australia and South Africa are finished as competitive Rugby nations
You have no idea what you're talking about
>>69261480
thanks for the tip.
>>69262354
>Liberal Party PMs
>being good or underrated
>>69262399
In the current suggested system, you're locking the best players in the virtually impenetrable 1st division. Teams like bangladesh will never ever face quality test match bowling, so therefore they won't get any better. It'll make the top games better, but it will just make a huge gap between 7th and 8th ranking in terms of quality.
wew lads its going to be a wild ride http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-04/election-2016-pauline-hanson-royal-commission-islam-banking/7566416
>>69262399
do I seriously need to explain this to you? surely you are smart enough to figure it out yourself
it won't "kill" the format per se. But it will turn it into a 5-team sport and literally undo 50 years of progress in spreading the game, all at the stroke of a pen
>>69262426
friendly reminder that ABAism is a mental illness
>>69262452
>ABAism
what?
>>69262354
Half of these truthbombs are objectively wrong.
What seems wrong to me is the failure to properly upgrade Australia's internet infrastructure, and their environmental policies leave a lot to be desired. Though my wording was wrong, I meant shitty in certain areas.
>>69262354
Just touching on the topics Daniel ignored.
Wogrios will not be the best of his generation. he will at absolute most, he will win a handful of slams probably 3 or less.
The bundesliga will remain in its current position in relevance, 3rd.
Tony Abbott was an objectively awful prime minister.
Simmons will likely be a top player but he won't be considered an all time great like Lebron.
The NH will not become better than NZ, the all blacks will continue to dominate potentially to the detriment of rugby long term.
>>69262426
>ODIs should just die
I disagree
There is simply too much money and history in the ODI World Cup to just delet the format. If you ask any Indian, Paki, or Shit Lankan fan what their most iconic cricketing memory is, almost all will say their team winning the ODI World Cup. They care about it.
The T20 World Cup is literally meme-tier (just as ODi's were in the 80's). Even though it is (slowly) starting to happen, it will take decades before it is really taken seriously and valued like the ODi World Cup is.
>You have no idea what you're talking about
I know enough to follow the money. The New Zealand market is non-existent, or more importantly, the SANZAR market is non-existent. Meanwhile the shekels in NH Rugby is multiplying every few years.
The reason NZ is so good at Rugby is because of the quality, depth and competition between your SR teams, which consequently creates a trickle-down effect through all levels of domestic Rugby, kind of like Australian cricket during the golden age.
Eventually the NH teams will start pillaging your players (already happened to SA & AUS). The Ball Sacks jersey meme will only protect you for so long. Money talks.
I dunno maybe NZ will stay great anyway like Huezil and Argentina in soccer but what I do know is your players will go overseas en-masse sooner rather than later.
>>69262463
>the failure to properly upgrade Australia's internet infrastructure
yeah that was shitty partisan politics at its absolute worst
>and their environmental policies leave a lot to be desired
Hell fucking no. The Carbon tax was THE worst and most damaging policy in Australian political history. One of the reasons I said Abbott is underrated is because he got rid of that travesty.
>>69262433
'Liberals' are Conservatives in Australia.
>>69262619
>Tony Abbott was an objectively awful prime minister.
quantify this
protip: memes (ie knighthoods and interviews) do not count
>>69262626
Nah I agree, but I kinda like the idea that ODIs exist ONLY at world cup time, the rest is all tests or T20s
And honestly on the rugby point, I hope you're right. The ball sacks need to stop dominating, rugby is getting boring. Fortunately what with Spain unironically being good at 7s and the BSAs catching on I don't think rugby will die with SA and Aus, WR is doing a pretty good job at spreading it. Half our players do go to Europe already as well, I can name 30 odd players who could walk into the wallabies who couldn't get into the ABs and therefore left for Europe. Tons of guys "retire" early like Luke McAllister as well
>>69262668
>Nah I agree, but I kinda like the idea that ODIs exist ONLY at world cup time, the rest is all tests or T20s
why not the other way around
ODi's are the regular international format (need this for the World Cup to be competitive) while t20's are only played domestically and at the Meme Cup
>>69262435
But the two division system will mean that more teams (Ireland, Afghanistan, and maybe Namibia) will gain a test status.
>>69262434
The Intercontinental cup currently serves as a division 2 for the ICC anyways. What the new model would propose is that that the top Intercontinental cup teams would just play with the lower ranked test teams like Zimbabwe, Bangladesh, and Windies.
The lower ranked test teams aren't adding that much to the test arena so this will at least help teams like Ireland and Afghanistan get better.
Also, the two division test system won't be permanent so once the teams start getting better they could always just turn it back into the current system.
>>69262689
That's likely gonna happen anyway. Meme20 internationals are dumb. Especially as a series, I don't mind a meme as one-off curtain raiser or series closer but I think they're a waste of resources for international teams. People like McMeme have talked publicly about how they think T20Is should be scrapped outside WT20 and the ICC should spend on 'normalising' the leagues and making a champions league that isn't garbage. The reason people didn't watch the CL isn't because it was a bad idea, it was because it was terribly execute it. I'd watch it if it was good.
>>69262712
>But the two division system will mean that more teams (Ireland, Afghanistan, and maybe Namibia) will gain a test status.
Oh come on wankush what the fuck does that matter if they NEVER EVER EVER EVER play against a good test team? It's basically just being a glorified associate. I'm all for the concept but they need some kind of cross-divisional play that still counts for points for it to work.
>>69262712
>But the two division system will mean that more teams (Ireland, Afghanistan, and maybe Namibia) will gain a test status.
Which is utterly worthless if that "status" is reduced to complete meme-tier.
it's more akin to just relegating Bangladesh, Windies and Sri Lanka to the Intercontinental Cup than actually giving those nations Test status.
>>69262729
> I'm all for the concept but they need some kind of cross-divisional play that still counts for points for it to work.
Yeah this would be good.
Also, there will be relegations and promotions so it's not like the teams will always be stuck in the second division.
>>69262737
The teams would still get the opportunity to play against comparatively stronger opponents like Windies and Bangladesh.
The two division system will also be incentive based. Some teams just don't really care about test cricket that much right now and 'relegating' them would mean that they would actually have to try and make their way back into the first division.
>>69262787
nah there won't man. There'll be a playoff match, and it'll 99% of the time be won by the Div1 team. If Sri Lanka spend 3 years playing nothing but top sides and Bangladesh spend 3 years playing nothing but associates who do you think is gonna win the playoff?
>>69262787
Wankush, you clearly have no idea how difficult it is to create a competitive Test team and how steep the skill gradient is in this sport
If Sri Lanka and Bangladesh are no longer able to play the top5 teams it will just create a regression to the mean, undoing all the progress those teams are making rather than magically making Afghanistan a better team.
More importantly, the gulf between ranks 1-6 and the rest will become so pronounced that you will just have a phenomenon whereby the 7th ranked team will just get smashed everytime if it is a playoff or if its auto promotion (less likely) just get instantly relegated again.
Add to that the viewing public in Sri Lanka and Bangladesh will cease to give a shit about the sport if they never get to play India etc and are stuck playing Nepal and Namibia, thereby literally killing the sport.
>>69262836
>There'll be a playoff match
Have they confirmed that because it sounds like a shit idea tbẖ. I thought that would only be applicable if Ireland was to become the 11th test playing nation and stay in division 1.
But if there is then that's obviously a major fault with the system.
>>69262867
Literally this
>>69262874
Think about it mate, they're not going to switch the teams unless they KNOW that the one being promoted is better than the one being relegated. It's gonna be a 2-3 year cycle, if SL get shoved in div 2 just because they finished last they ain't going to be happy, especially if they're demonstrably better than the team being promoted (which, by the way, they will be)
>>69262626
The trend of genuine All Blacks going overseas has already peaked and significantly subsided and the NZRU is rich enough to hold onto the top players (even though they could make more overseas), Forbes literally holds the all blacks as one of the most valuable brands in sports. For every Charlie piatau there are better players who stay and resign. Combine this with the fact that the NZ production line is stronger than ever with the ever increasing focus on high school rugby.
>>69262653
Doesn't he unironically believe climate change is a myth.
One of dad's mates from law school is relatively high up at an investment bank set up by the previous labour government to help finance green projects E.g solar farms. And despite it being successful by any metric Abbott tried to shut it down because of his raging hard on for coal.
Half of what he did seems to be crusades based off his misguided beliefs. Plus he couldn't even keep his party united, he's shit.
>>69262867
>>69262892
I agree tbẖ.
I still think that Ireland, Afghanistan and Namibia have the potential to beat Zimbabwe, Bangladesh, and maybe Windies.
It's just extremely limiting to the sport as a whole that those teams can't get a test status.
>>69262999
You could have the weaker test teams play 4 day first class matches against the stronger associates though you'd need to make it meaningful for the test side.
>>69262894
>Doesn't he unironically believe climate change is a myth.
Unironically not a bad thing because supporting a carbon tax / emissions trading scheme is literally more retarded than being a climate denier
>to help finance green projects E.g solar farms
these are all big fat memes that run at a loss
the ONLY organisation that should recieve Commonwealth funding to finance enviro-friendly projects is the CSIRO. Not some piece of shit jewish investment bank
>Half of what he did seems to be crusades based off his misguided beliefs
memes do not count
>Plus he couldn't even keep his party united
He is fiercely loyal to a fault. His biggest error was appointing and keeping faith in Joe "want some fries with that?" Hockey. The fattest, dumbest and most blundering, pathetic piece of shit excuse for a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""treasurer"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in this nations history.
Hockey was the cause of Abbott's fall because he refused to sack Hockey.
>Abbott tried to shut it down because of his raging hard on for coal.
Both parties are completely cucked by the miners. Moot point
Now lets discuss what Abbott did right
>restored the integrity of the nations borders
>dismantled the carbon tax
>dismantled the pro-Gina mining tax
>began to unravel the disgusting welfare state in this country
What people forget is that John Howard turned Australia in a Scandinavia-tier welfare state. Tony Abbott is one who identified and finally tried to do something about this.
Have you bought the latest issue of Vogue Australia yet?
>>69263028
>climate change denial
>Unironically not a bad thing
Stopped reading right there.
>>69263096
Climate change politics is so mis-informed and distorted that the Greens movement is literally far more dangerous than climate deniers.
What the science tells us is that humanity is indeed having an adverse impact on the planets climate, that much is beyond dispute.
But to suggest there is a feasible or effective political solution to that is equally dishonest or outright fraudulent. The European emissions trading scheme has been nothing short of a catastrophic failure which has simply rewarded firms for optimising efficiency rather than making any meaningful contribution to the development of climate-friendly technologies.
>>69263028
But the investment bank literally returned a strong profit, it was the only thing that stopped him from closing it because he had no excuse to justify it.
If he appoints someone shit for the second most important role then that should reflect on him.
Saying memes don't count isn't an argument btw, assuming by memes you mean stop the boats being bad I think Australia's refugee policy is a bit poorly managed but beyond that I don't really care.
Its worth pointing out that a significant amount of anti John key sentiment is also based off memes such as his pony tail pulling, using memes as criticism of a politician is pretty shit.
>>69263159
>optimising efficiency is a bad thnig
stopped reading right there.
>>69263176
by 'memes' i meant the knighthoods, Prince Phillip and the "shit happens" comment. Stuff that doesn't actually matter
>I think Australia's refugee policy is a bit poorly managed
wew lad
because Europe and America have absolutely nailed it, am I right?
>>69263198
Private firms can operate at whatever efficiency they want, but when the taxpayer is subsidising them under the premise that they are investing in environmentally friendly technologies, yeah it is, Schlomo.
>people getting pizza delivered when we live two minutes walk from two of the best pizzarias in Copenhagen
>>69263234
Could you get me a dirty rotten regular please?
Oh and I saw a white guy delivering pizza yesterday. Never seen that before.
>>69263250
I googled it and it seems to be cricket related
I have something mildly funny to tell Norway when (s)he turns up.
>>69263205
The knighthoods are irrelevant.
Where did I say that Australia should emulate Europe? Australia takes in more refugees than the minimum limit which NZ barely puts in the effort to and I won't criticise either but you have to admit that there has been significant issues with the off shore processing centres
>>69263266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1rz85VDjNY
>>69263291
don't turn this into a dick-swinging contest. The only reason NZ isn't swamped with boats is because of the RAN. >We should be charging >you some sort of protection fee
>there has been significant issues with the off shore processing centres
and there'd be far greater "issues" without them
>>69263326
Are those guys talking on the video "bogans"?
>>69263401
"yes"
whenever you see someone whinge about Channel 9 commentary, it is because of them. They are beyond awful
>>69263401
Quality article on those shitcunts
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/feb/13/channel-nine-destroying-cricket-legacy
>when I hear libertarians saying they also think about others, I think "yeah yeah, but only when you masturbate"
Good "zinger" from Mads Holger. Sad he killed himself.
>>69263483
Nice joke, but in reality you have to care about others in a libertarian society, if you don't nobody will care about you and you're live becomes worse.
I actually believe that people will care more about each other in a libertarian society in a socialist in, because in a socialist one people will just tell themselves that the state will solve all the problems and take care of the weaker and more unfortunate ones.
>>69263414
Yeah they sound nothing like the Australians I know, more like people buying into the internet Australians meme
>>69263451
Too long to bother reading it all, but the stuff I read was good and recognisable from other things.
>>69263530
The Australians you know are wealthy enough to travel and cultured enough to not humiliate themselves at every turn.
There are plenty of Australians who sound just like them. If you ever come to Australia visit Western Sydney so you can witness the specimens in person. Or better yet, go to rural Australia. Rural bogans make those guys sound classy.
>>69263326
Didn't mean to turn it into a dick swinging competition, I don't really care about refugees tttt, NZ doesn't get any boats partially because of your navy but also because of the added distance and significant added risk.
I never said the offshore detention centres don't solve any issues, but they do have flaws which are undeniable.
>supplier at work is an italian guy
>we always mess with each other and have a friendly chat when he drops by
>saw him today for the first time since saturday
>mfw the banterstorm that ensured
>>69265063
haha!
>>69263072
No, you?
>>69263234
I'm cooking with gorgonzola right now. If i'd ever make a pizza I'd put gorgonzola, serrano ham, artichoke, spinach and cheese on it with a tomato base
>>69265063
You're a boring person
>>69265243
you sound like a huge faggot
>>69263234
How do you know this? Both the quality of the pizzerias and about the people doing what you described?
>>69265277
Rude, why?
>>69265243
I haven't
>>69265243
Sounds good
>>69265303
I have eaten from both places and seen them ranked highly by newspapers.
I have seen the delivery cars from my windows.
>>69265325
He's wrong. You're not boring. You're just German
>>69265347
*SQUISH SQUASH*
>>69265325
Because of your described action
>>69265330
>I have seen the delivery cars from my windows.
>2km
>cars
I am ready to die
>>69265243
My speciality is pizza six cheeses and I guess I have to describe that in German.
Nimm eine Pizza aus der Tiefkühltruhe und zwar eine Vierkäsepizza. Pack da Backcamenbert drauf, den du gut verteilst und dann deckst du den in Scheibenkäse (Gouda oder Edamer am besten, Tilsiter wenn sonst nichts da ist und Butterkäse, wenn du echt verzweifelt bist) ein, ab in den Ofen... und 15 Minuten später kommt eine Sechskäsepizza raus
>>69265373
??
I said two minutes walk. And the delivery cars probably aren't from those places.
can you guys recommend me some German standups?
>>69263415
>>69265438
Is this a funny joke in your Abo language?
>>69265382
I don't like it
>>69265423
Now I get it. Maybe those people just moved there and are trying out pizza deliveries
>>69265544
Could be
>>69263277
good morning
Now begins 24 hours of pouring rain
>>69265955
The Danish TdF commentators have been laughing about Norwegians using "optrekker" as a cycling term for three days now.
>>69266063
what is the danish term then?
>>69265382
>six cheeses
off yourself
>>69266092
this guy is so shit
>>69266092
and with tomato he means rape
>>69266092
truly one of the great philosophers of our time
>>69266092
What is the cheese?
>>69266230
anal seggs
>>69266182
We don't use a specific Danish term, just lead-out man or train.
>>69266092
>t. Prof. Dr. Dr. Sambou Yatabare
I can imagine life without tomatoes
why is women's cricket so bad?
>>69266299
every womens sport is bad, except those where they wear tight/few clothes
>>69266299
How long have they been playing? In a hundred years they will be OK.
>>69266340
women's motocross is great from a comedy point of view.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRB2QTP8DpU
>>69266340
yeah because hot girls in tight clothes righ XDDDDD now I can le fap to this hah hah
He should taste one of my white pizzas btw
Tastes excellent and not a trace of tomato on them.
>>69266392
why is every french poster so gay. it's unreal.
>>69266340
we are MEN and we fuck women, right? :-DDDDD haha ASS and TITS woooooow rrrrrrrrr
>>69266401
>not a trace of tomato on them
Then it's not a pizza. How do you make them? That's what I didn't understand about the picture you posted one week ago. Is it just dough, topping and cheese?
>>69266241
it seems like the danish language tend to stick to english words i guess.
>>69266426
WE FUCK GIRLS HAHA GIRLS ARE SO HOT WHEN THEY WEAR TIGHT CLOTHES I WANT TO fuck them ^^ tits hehe
>>69266465
It's a white pizza.
Dough
Paper thin potato slices (can be a bit thicker depending on personal taste)
Crushed garlic and olive oil to brush the potatoes with. I also add some black pepper
Cheese (I like goat on pizza)
Maybe some meat if you want, but not too much.
>>69266392
>>69266444
not sure why you are impersonating reddit but nothing wrong with the beauty of womens bodies
i guess you might understand one day
>>69266517
Huh
>>69266515
>france
Amazing finish!
>>69266677
>sprint stages
no
>>69267015
if I want to watch women sport it's for the same reason as watching male sport if I want to see girls I just go outside. And I don't have that kind of chimp libido to get aroused by any girls in tight clothing that passes near me
>>69267100
>I am watching women sports for the sports
hello i am here now
>>69266517
just threw up a little
i can't keep waiting for the game you guys
>>69267496
it's starts in a little bit over 90 minutes
>>69267545
oh, thought you were talking about the england - sri lanka t20i. haha, silly me
>>69267588
yeeeah....no...
>>69267608
it starts at 19:30 cest in case you don't know what to do later
>>69266517
>Denmark eats this
you monster
Why did Buffon know where almost every german player shot to?
>>69268000
nice repeating zeroes
also buffon is from the future
>>69267985
goat cheese on pizza is good though
>>69267985
hehe
Goat CHEESE, silly!
there's some goat cheese in my pants
>>69268000
he is a legend
>>69267985
ehehe
oh god no
>>69268887
I prefer Kimmich over Khedira since he is in fact a German
>kimmich
>>69269218
kys
tymal mills does not impress me
>>69269512
he's a pretty big guy tho
>>69269530
hes not a good fielder though, offers nothing with the bat, wont play List A/ODI or Test/FC cricket, so dont really see the point in bothering with him, hes not exactly a goat bowler
>>69249034
>Thank you for Nuremeberg and Dresde, big American cock hmm i love semen.
what did they mean by this?
>>69269616
kys
>>69269616
Bavaria historically is a low in culture, poor and rural.
Only reason they have money now is because the Americans handed it over to them after the war.
It makes perfect sense.
>>69269663
Why? I support Germany against France and we will win the Euro in 5 days.
>>69269735
fair enough.
DAWSON
A
W
S
O
N
England have this in the bag now
>>69269776
why don't you support france you traitor
SRI LELNKA
Can Sri lolnka recover with a t20 win.
I can't see it as england are too goat
>>69269869
i just like germany more
>>69269907
a NT isn't a club you just can't bandwagon those
>>69269881
>can sri lanka beat Ireland
the answer is no, prepare an absolute greentop at malahide and let murtagh and rankin absolutely run through them
BASED DAWSON
THE TRAIN NEVER STOPS
>>69269996
they literally won both odis in ireland
>shit lanka
Missed anything in the cricket lads?
>>69270104
I'm aware of that but i think the shorter the format the more likely it is for Ireland to pull off a shock, and SL are currently 82-5 against England, confidence must be at absolute rock bottom
>>69270134
SL absolutely imploding to spin
Dawson having the GOATson debut
>>69270142
don't think there are any t20s scheduled against ireland this summer tho
Reminder we're the best cricket team in the world overall based on my scrupulous perception
Remember Bundesliga saturdays? I barely
>>69269930
club bandwagoners that don't support their city's club are just as bad
Lucas Andersen leaves Ajax for Grasshoppers.
>>69270451
they feel like a distant memory
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>no Malan
Why do England do this
Why is this allowed?
knutschi
Is Angelo Matthews related to the Dave Matthews band?
>>69271052
You never know when somebody will challenge you to a yugioh battle
>>69270752
Yes
Daniel and his band should be in charge of picking
the official /cric/ DRS theme song
>>69271620
why are you so obsessed with picking official /cric/ stuff?
>>69271652
I'm obsessed with making /cric/ GREAT again
Watching a German documentary in German.
>>69271732
I wanted to watch a film tonight but I felt too whatever to do so so I'm just listening to a podcast right now and doing basically nothing
>>69271721
better leave that to professionals like me
>>69271732
why and on what?
>>69271768
Are you the Brit living in Germany?
>>69271762
I wanted to watch a proper movie too, but couldn't commit to anything.
>>69271768
Mein liebster Feind.
See above for why I'm watching a documentary and I'm watching this one because I've meant to for a while and I like Herzog.
>>69271796
obviously not
>>69271805
>kinski
>herzog
ugh
>>69271831
There's a Germanbro that posts in /cric/. These /bundes/ threads kinda throw me off
>>69271831
2 GOATs innit
okay, i'm not gonna reply to retards anymore
>>69271874
more like 2 overrated hacks
>>69271732
whats the topic?
>>69271925
why don't you like them?
>>69271805
wait never mind
>>69271960
England need 62 of 54 balls
>>69271925
each has more character in one finger than you as a whole
havent been here in a while, Germany doing okay, but really
is denmark still cute
is france still cooking
is that one aussie that got fired from his job still out driving on the roads like mad max
the germans are boring posters and i dont remember much about them
>>69272090
>the germans are boring posters and i dont remember much about them
You remembered that we're boring.
Englandwinslol
sri lelnka
>>69271960
ebin Nazi dok
less than run a ball lads..think we have this
>>69272090
i don't cook much recently it's too warm to make warm stuff so i just eat salads and fruits everyday
worst series ever
Englandwinslol
>>69272250
which wine for summer time
>>69269609
BUT DUDE FAST LMAO
I'm really hoping Pakistan is competitive against England. Last time they toured Amir was straight up wrecking cunts with the ball.
Bremen~
>>69272352
http://www.lacavedespapilles.com/produits/anne-a-wine-again-2012?site=vinsnaturels.fr
http://www.meilleur-vin-provence.com/vin-rouge/299-domaine-gavoty-cuvee-melopee-vin-rouge.html
>Bumble singing beyonce songs
never change
>>69272382
too lazy to do it right but anyone else thought the same?
>people who drink rosė instead of good wine because the sun is out
Any Werder fan here ? Did your team have any friendlies yet ? Im interested on Petsos performance. We re lacking a proper 6 and hopefully he does it.
>>69272596
nice swimming pool desu
>>69272770
thats not a swimming pool
>>69272815
funny how i KNOW i wouldn't get along with you irl, stickinarseman.
>>69272596
I wonder why this doesn't happen more often in more stadiums
>>69272540
Rosé is just more versatile and calm for me. Wine is good for dinner/a cheeky glass now and then but that's it
>>69272522
Jackpot
>>69272928
The centre circle is a plug.
>>69272928
I mostly said it to be provocative. I've had some lovely rosé this summer, but it's not something I would spend money on myself.
>>69272540
Is all Rose bad?
>>69272975
There's definitely good rosé, but I think there's way too much shit out there.
It also seems, in my experience, that people are more uncritical when they buy it than other types of wine. It's like rosé is just one type of wine, and why not buy the one on sale for €5.
Why not serve a Crémant de Bourgogne or something like that instead.
>>69272975
it's not worth it if it's not 25€ or more
Boy these guys sure are working hard to appeal to my jewgolds
It sure is working desu
Test
>ywn be as based as rambo
>>69281176
Morning
goooooooooooooooooood morning
>>69281088
>>69281488
Good morning Adolf
>>69281088
>>69281488
>>69281507
Good morning
S T A T S G O D
T
A
T
S
G
O
D
>/tv/
>>69263205
>there is literally nothing wrong with Australian refugee treatment
You're just trying to force this jingoistic meme now. And yes, despite all the weedman memes Canada has a far better treatment of refugees than Australia.
Didn't you pay the Cambodian government 5 million dollars to take in 1 refugee, who ended up hating it so much he wanted to be sent back to Myanmar?
>>69283041
Once again, you are wading into topics that you know literally nothing about
>>69283041
And before you try and put words in my mouth, I'm responding to your denial of his statement that Australia's refugee policy "is a bit poorly managed", which it objectively is
>>69283090
>cite an actual news event
>LE U DONT LE KNOW
KEK, YOU are the LITERAL MORON who unironically tried to argue that New Zealand would lose all their talent to Yurop. You LITERALLY talk absolute rubbish about a country you've never set foot in. I've actually been in Australia.
>I know to follow the money
>says the civil servant taking the first pleb open job posting he found
KEK
>>69262354
>Mentally Weakyrgios
>can't last 4 sets without an emotional breakdown
>best player of his generation
Krazykuckold is absolutely SEETHING right now at my objective facts and is busy mentally scripting an ebin "truth bomb" on his cramped train commute back home
I eagerly await your response which I will NOT read
I'm not even going to entertain the discussion, it's a waste of my energy
Honestly the fact the Cambodia deal was the best example you could cite demonstrates how limited your knowledge on the topic is. The riots last year would be far more relevant material if you were to discuss the actual management of the off-shore centers. But of course you probably weren't even aware those occurred and are now furiously searching for material on them
/tv/ getting blown up, lads.
>>69283198
what's happening?
>>69283225
Just go to the catalog and have a gander.
/int/ aswell
good riddance, that board is a shithole
>>69283231
just did it, fuck me up f4m
might as well go scrub my hard drive now
>>69283234
Is it the same cuckposting in /int/ as well? I will admit, I got a good laugh out of the "well done whiteboy HOWEVER"
>>69283261
No, it appears threadcunt or someone equally as mentally ill is spamming pepes
>>69283273
Oh right. If it's the easterposting, that's been happening for a while
>it's a statsmessiah destroys krazymotherfucker's will to live episode
Aww, what's the matter, little babby? Mad you can't just downvote any mean comment you disagree with?
I enjoyed it when you still had a sliver of a spine, rather than this meek impotent submissiveness. You remind me of Bill Shorten so much.
Interesting stuff today. I can't be arsed detailing all the permutations but it appears it will be borderline impossible for TPP to be ratified through the parliament even if (far from a certainty) the L/NP and ALP go bi-partisan on it which they often do with the trade deals.
Anyone saved the image of that one Indonesian KFC chicken burger that had the cheese on top of the bun? Used to get posted during Ashes 2013.
Dennis Lillee is a poor man's Richard Hadlee
Brondby are negotiating a sale of Lebogang Phiri to Rapid Wien.
https://www.fb.com/bbcpashto1981/videos/1101584773210296/
Afghanistan v Scotland feat commentary in some meme language lads
Daniel Obscure Cricket Matches Pty Ltd.
>>69284263
shut up
>>69284555
It's fucking laughable. He bitches and moans about " muh pyjama cricket" at every mention he sees of it, but will UNIRONICALLY watch it if it involves two gutter-trash teams like Afghanistan and Scotland
>Boland aims to be 'death' specialist
>Fresh off the recent West Indies tri-series win, Scott Boland reflects on his rapid rise to the national set up.
>Rise
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/scott-boland-tri-series-ambitions-sri-lanka-west-indies-bowling-mick-lewis/2016-07-06
anyone get molested but a fat chick today lads?
>>69284686
Oh my God
Daum in Bucharest
>>69284686
>suspended
>>69284773
Yeah
>>69284649
she wasn't that fat tbH. just kinda chubby
>>69284686
he won't do time, it doesn't really work like that in spain I think
BBClickbait
Embarrassing
>>69284603
tttt i'm actually watching Notts v Lancs now got bored of the pyjamas
>>69284827
how ya holding up pal?
>>69284927
>LE I AM LE DAN YELL XDDD
Nice try. He quit this shithole back in Jan or whenever it was
I want /cric/ to leave.
>>69284958
No literally, I am literally watching a stream of the fourth day of the first division county championship match between nottinghamshire and lancashire whilst noting down some new lyrics about a prog rock song about how i don't have a gf RIGHT NOW
http://live.trentbridge.co.uk/#stream
The Wolf of Bet365, you here m8? Any tips on Hawks vs Port?
>>69284986
Shit-tier stream
Our Shield coverage takes a sloppy shit on that
>>69284995
Yes I am.
9.5 seems short to me, I'm on that.
>>69284933
I didn't really sleep well the night after it happened, but I'm ok now I don't think much about it. if i ever see her again she's going to get slept though, female or not
Man, Notts are fucked, gg Lancashire. Think this new sick meme toss rule has made the teams put out too many roads, this has been flat as fuck past day 1.
>following /cric/ with you're original twiiter account
faysal musab you there m8?
>>69284967
i want /cric/ to stay
>>69285114
>implying any of the followers are real people
>>69285114
>bavaria
kek
BASED migration.
kek I'm just finding some of this shit, who the fuck was this?
>"Oh hey Anon, glad to see you could make it! Sit down, we are talking about Le tour de France right now!"
>watching steroid peddle
>>69285258
girl on the left looks looks like she's fun in bed
>>69285272
>blank and emotionless
spotted the German
What did he mean by this?
>>69285280
whatever
>>69285090
>thinking you can get the better of 'The Great Wall Of Bolton'
Can't wait for Cook-Hameed opening for England within 12 months
>>69284927
>>69284986
>>69285090
This is NOT Daniel. This is "GOATistic Elitespouter" trying to assimilate his personality, just like he did with original AMS and Statscunt before him.
>>69285355
Why didn't you keep going? You literally left her hanging man, dick move.
>>69284765
Stealing a life as a manager general
>>69285263
Maybe they simply read about it
Ante Rebic (Fiorentina) and Taleb Tawatha (Maccabi Haifa) to SGE
>>69284686
Reminder that time Ronaldo choked in the finals, threw a hissy fit and retired so he could continue being a tax dodging criminal? Me neither.
>>69285742
>Ronaldo choked in the finals
Nah, but I recall Shitguain doing it 3(three) times in as many years
>>69249034
Why are customers such cucks?
footie on today guys
>>69286495
it's the shit game though
>>69285541
My schizoid personality disorder started to kick in, got scared
>>69286770
true
yeah viv talk nah
literally seething
>>69289765
42 million euros? Good steal
>>69289765
How many bad misses before Mou falls out with him?
>>69290075
15-20
>>69289765
can't wait to buy him back in 2 years
Haven't showered in 3 days
>>69290517
Haven't showered in six days because I wash the important parts with a cloth in front of the sink whenever it's stinky or itchy
![jose-mourinho-henrikh-mkhitaryan_3698466[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ko7boeY.jpg "jose-mourinho-henrikh-mkhitaryan 3698466[1]")
>dortcunts
>acting like he wouldnt move here
>dortmund is bigger than a EPL team
nice meme league and cringe fans you plastic cunts
GGMU
>>69290517
pretty disgusting desu
i feel bad after 2 days and shower asap
>>69290517
>>69290566
disgusting. are you NEETs?
Time to clean the appartment
>>69291109
he will be a huge failure
>>69291194
Okay
Where is my favourite poster?
>>69291133
people know you are smelly they just don't want to tell you
>>69291277
Because they are intimidated by me. Now it all makes sense
>>69291224
you disagree?
i wonder if denmark take showers regularly
>>69291434
good
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