/TDF/ Stage 3: The Absolute Madman Edition
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Today’s stage: http://src.media.cyclingnews.com/2016/06/01/1/tour_de_france_2016_stage_3_profile.jpg
>>69235112
Top Kek! Absolute Madman.
Looks like another easy win for the
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MEMECELL KITTEN BTFO
Getting comfy lads
If any digit combination Contador will once again crash
>>69235112
>1467559293944.jpg
Whatever happened to staying anonymous on 4chan?
Somebody dox that faggot and ruin his life.
>>69235163
Contadown third day in a row confirmed
>>69235146
Are you high?
RCosta should just stick to classics and target some TdF stages, maybe ToSwitzerland sometimes.
He does not have the talent or recovery needed for TdF successive mountain stages.
>I think we'll just pretend like it never happened and look forward to the mountains to come. At the end of the day it's just a bike race. I'm sure that the sun will come out tomorrow
what did he mean by this
>>69235209
this
costa gets absolutely roasted when he tries to hang with the big boys, he's barely good enough for a top 10 finish
>>69235209
I agree that right now he doesn't have what it takes. But he has the potential to do it IMO.
>>69235217
His smile and optimism are gone
>>69235217
fuck him, I had this motherfucker on my Scorito team and then this shit happens
>>69235217
>I think we'll just pretend like it never happened
this is my primary strategy for everything
>tfw skipped the first 2 days because of the euro - i didn't want to watch 8 hours of sports in a day - and so much happened already
knowing my luck today with be super boring
>>69235250
M8, no matter how much I like him, it's pretty clear he never had the potential to win BIG 3week races.
Look on the bright side, he's one of the best ever in irritating everyone that goes with him on a escape. He's super smart too for those cheeky wins.
But 3week races are pure grinding, one bad day and all your hopes are gone.
>>69235217
I used to like him, now I'm not so sure. :^)
>>69235217
Its teejay's year m8 he'll come out of the rest day like a beast this year. Richie poor may as well go back to the team car and pass out bottles
>>69235295
nothing has happened Joao
>>69235295
It's still a flat stage, so yeah, it will be boring. Just enjoy the views m8
EVERYONE POST YOU ARE BIKE
>>69235295
2agan broke the curse
Cantador/Contadown fell two times in a row
RIPorte as well, yesterday, a few kms before the end
No one gave up atm.
>>69235312
can'tador is already ded
>>69235295
>i didn't want to watch 8 hours of sports in a day
any good streams lads?
>>69235332
>can'tador is already ded
>Implying the greatest stage racer of this generation can't take back 47 seconds over vroome.exe or the 58 year old goat herder.
>>69235330
He had an issue with his bike actually, I think he didn’t fall
>>69235264
Fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and then fuck you.
>>69235356
no stream at all yet, champ
>>69235295
>i didn't want to watch 8 hours of sports in a day
That's basically my Sunday afternoon... what do you mean? ;_;
>>69235356
check arenavision famalam
probably in spanish though
>>69235177
Just go back to /b/
>>69235326
but it's cheap
is it ok ?
>>69235408
it's ok
>>69235378
He fell.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/tour-de-france-contadors-stage-2-crash-captured-by-on-board-camera-video/
>>69235421
Sorry, I was talking about RIPorte.
Is Peter Sagan the savior of professional cycling? I have seen a marked upturn in cycling interest even here in the South, for which a lot of people I've asked say he's been an influence
>Life is life. Life brings me things and I just take them. What can I change? I believe everybody has a destiny that is up in space or somewhere. If I'm here, I'm here.
what did he etc
>>69235408
>cheap
ayy lmao
>>69235346
>>69235383
i have girls over at the house i don't want to look like a sadcunt sitting in front of the tv literally all day besides i feel like people judge you for watching cycling whereas footy is a lot more socially acceptable
Sagan is becoming a bit of a cock. The backlash is coming.
>>69235444
kek
Danish reporter says the finish reminds him a lot of the finish at the 2011 world championships.
Cav win confirmed.
>>69235450
>feel like people judge you for watching cycling
Y-you don't think cycling is cool ;_;
>>69235444
You don't life for be sad, no.
>>69235450
>i have girls over at the house
Why would you care what your mom's friends think?
>>69235450
well now you're being judged by us, and that is far far worse
>>69235177
What an embarrassing post
>>69235326
Laugh at will,guys
;_;
also
>Cheap helmet
my gf got pissed off because I was watching yesterday. She hung out with my housemates and left me to myself, it was great
>>69235477
100% confirmed
>>69235112
> literally posted op's pic on r/peloton for delicious karma
> literally got deleted within 7 minutes
> literally got a pm from a mod literally informing me to "keep that 4chan bullshit off /r/peloton or you will get banned"
I was shocked and appalled
>>69235494
>No disk breaks
My homie.jpg
>>69235494
totally rad
>>69235513
>literally posted op's pic on r/peloton for delicious karma
You have to go back.
>>69235513
>going to reddit
There's your problem
>>69235494
I like how there's always fresh food and water available. Does it eat much?
>>69235494
I imagine you handbrake turned into that space, took your helmet off, ate your food and water, and yelled GO TEAM
>>69235494
>tfw a((((((((French))))))))) guy stole my precious bike a few weeks ago
was cheap as well tho
>It's Froome underperforms because they test bikes for electrical motor this year
Or maybe he'll change bike 5km before the finish like Contador
>>69235494
I was fucking shitfaced a few weeks back
Stole a helmet from somewhere, same colour as yours
I put it on and started headbutting the fridge
Then I tried to cook it in the oven
>>69235561
S T R A Y A
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>>69235529
>>69235535
I can't go back. They have rejected me. Also banned from cycling news.
This is my home now
>>69235522
>Disk Brakes
That seems barbaric to me,I don't like the looks of it
>post yfw I bought at Continente
>>69235523
T-thanks based uk
>>69235539
Just a little,but I like to let the food sit there in case it needs it
>>69235545
I actually take it by hand,I live on the 1st floor of a builiding. The rest is accurate tho
>>69235546
Bet it was a nigger
Anyway,notice this funny thing : When I bought this bike my mom thought it was an extremely good bike,because it has the same colours of the France flag. She said " Ah,it's from Tour de France. That means it's really good "
>>69235561
what the fuck do i have to do with it mate
>>69235561
>I was fucking shitfaced a few weeks back
never needs to be said, mate.
>>69235601
>Also banned from cycling news.
What was your username?
>>69235601
don't worry, we all secretly post on reddit anyway
>>69235326
I quite like BMC's.
This is the only pic I have atm.
>>69235604
>Continente
Holy shit man, you ARE poor
I bought my shitty bicycle at an actual bike shop. But it wasn't even 100€.
>>69235624
'no'
>>69235628
Do you live in Minecraft!!!!!
guys? guys??
>>69235624
How about >>69235641
>>69235604
your helmet reminded me of it you filthy Portuguese cunt
>>69235628
looks like an EVO HiMod- I never understood the gradeschool nomenclature that Cannondale gives it's fleet but it looks nice m8. What are those wheels?
>>69235646
Nah, I really just don't like posting pic's with someone's face in here.
I know nothing bad will happen, but I just don't like it.
>>69235615
Nice try mi5
So anyway, what does /ref/ think of boulting and millar's commentary v ligget and sherwin?
I always hated ligget but I kind of miss him now ;_;
>>69235638
It was on promotion lel
But I think I got a good deal. It was 130 €
It's frame is Aluminium,so it's really light.
They said the rear dérailleur is shimano but I really doubt that
Is your bike a racer ?
>tfw only cycling I do is just going through comfy countryside on weekend afternoons on absolutely generic grandpa bike
Feels good mane
>ignore australian posters
>hide australian posters
>report austalian posters
>>69235692
>tfw don't even own a bicycle
why do i even watch this sport
>>69235674
It's not an EVO, this one is older, it's a SuperSix HiMod.
Chinese ones.
They weight something like under 1300g for the pair.
Tires are Veloflex.
>>69235680
Glad I don't have to listen to them.
Watched a few youtube clips with Liggett commentating and he was awful. Can't believe all those people talking about missing him here and on twitter.
Feels the same as Ray Hudson, someone I can only accept Americans liking.
>>69235628
>carbon tubulars on a club ride
do you enjoy being a douche?
>>69235688
Nah, it's a TT like yours
86th for SAGAN
>>69235293
I'm there with you
I've got this, but with Zonda wheels. It's my perfect bike, got it cheap enough I don't feel bad just riding it for a few miles, can thrash it over various shit if I want, but still better than I'll ever be.
Anyone here ever have any close calls with cars or motorists?
>>69235722
Some people like to have a light bike, and these are cheap wheels.
Why don't you just chill and enjoy your hobby to the fullest? I'm not pretending I'm good either.
And tbf the guy behind me in the pic had Mavic Cosmic Ultimate (actually in that pic I think he's using some R-sys). We all enjoy this shit.
>>69235772
No
I avoid Riding on rush hours or roads with much transit
>>69235112
>200km per day for two weeks
>On a bike
is this even human
>>69235326
not mine but mine is exactly like it, except
>standard broke off
>fender holders rusted away
>chain fucked up
It's a piece of junk really, never had a bike that rusted away this quick. Oh well, at least it was free (won, not stolen)
>>69235796
how close are you to death riding Chinese carbon wheels on a daily basis?
>>69235772
I was actually bumped off road by one and had another hit with a side mirror.
Nothing bad actually happened, fortunately.
>>69235772
Crashed into a car once on a downhill.
Broke a few bones and had bad road rash-not nice.
Countless close calls and minor falls involving motorists as well.
>>69235772
Got hit at dusk riding mtb across the road on the way to work, they had not lights, I had no lights. Fucking slow motion for real, everything went grey and I flew like a bird. Only got bruised legs and scrapes, the people in the car were out of their heads on ecstasy and shaking. Having been in that state many times I told them to forget about it and drive on, lel.
>>69235821
Honestly, not at all.
I actually know how to brake on descents and I have tested them a lot. The brake pads are also awesome. Surprisingly good wheels for the price, actually.
>>69235810
3 weeks
>Turning France TV on
>Seeing Ramzy Bedia
Fuck this pre-stage shitty show, they always cut off the beginning of the race for this.
>>69235821
>>69235858
Also, those are not my daily wheels. I mostly use Ksyrium Elite. Motherfucking tanks.
>>69235810
Stick around, this is the world headbanger championships. No more insane group of men on the planet.
>>69235112
>muh nigga Sagan finally did better than second place
>>69235728
post it faggit
>>69235859
>>69235886
feels so weak suddenly
This Armindo Fonseca lad must have portuguese parents
>>69235450
Are you at Uni?
Fuck m8, do as I did and force everyone to watch it, they'll end up liking it.
Tbf I had it easier, I convinced everyone to watch it in the roid rage days of Armstrong, Pantani and Ullrich (my fav).
Why don't you guys have bike computers ?
They're so much fun
>>69235920
I'm at work, and I don't have a picture of it here
>>69235979
>remember Pantani
>remember he's dead
How did we go from this...
>>69236059
to this...
>>69236059
>>69236063
cipollini of course was an atrocious climber even for a sprinter
>>69235177
you should consider ending yourself
>>69235264
>>69235402
good post
How do I get the motivation to watch the TdF this year when the Euro is far more satisfying
>>69236130
they're on at different times during the day, what else do you want
>>69236093
he would climb okay when he could be bothered. can't win G-W and MSR without some climbing ability
>>69236063
>flies up HC mountains like they're not even there while the rest of the field including all the overall contenders are reduced to a crawl............just like Contador, Schleck, and Armstrong
>totally clean
BULLSHIT
>>69236149
Are you implying that there is a single person here that believes that any cyclist in the TdF EVER is clean?
>>69236149
You do realise that all professional athletes aren't clean.
who else /gorilla/ here??
what does >.> mean
is she angry?
I hope it's a sunny day in France
http://velonews.competitor.com/2016/07/tour-de-france/scathing-sagan-blasts-brainless-peloton_412691
Is he right?
>>69236028
I'm waiting for my Sigma Rox 10 to come in the mail family 2bh
>>69236146
>he would climb okay when he could be bothered
so he never bothered?
>>69236227
Sky is the dirtiest most drugged-up team since the US postal team
>>69236166
>>69236176
I know the joke: there are those who dope, and those who haven't been caught yet
What did he mean by this?
>>69236241
Literally never bothered.
It's insane how much the old GT Directors sucked his dick.
>>69236149
have I grinded ur gears
I rode my bike around the park yesterday
am I an athlete?
>>69236292
You're the greatest American cyclist since Lemond, Anon.
>>69236292
Is your resting heart rate lower than 45 BPM?
Whats the fastes you've gone on your bike ?
Mine is 53,4 km/h
>>69236292
was it a mobility scooter?
>>69236292
no need to lie ameribro, we're all friends here
it was your mobility scooter, wasn't it?
>>69236317
102km/h
>>69235326
She's a beauty
Oh look the broadcast is starting
>>69235772
All the time, when I'm feeling extra stupid I'll draft behind cars on a main stretch. The trick is to not complain when you die.
>>69236317
On the flat: 65 km/he
Downhill: I clocked 106 km/hr down Ventoux.
>>69236317
My sprint is only 55km/h rip
>>69236344
> Ventoux.
I'm jelly as fuck. Really really jelly.
I've done 70km/h flat behind a truck, then I got scared.
>>69235326
but I'm not Bike
>>69236344
If you've gone 40mph on the flat you're wasted shitposting on here, you should be sprinting for a top team
>7’20’’
The absolute madman
>>69236220
Started reading that thinking he'd sound like an arrogant dick now that he won the yellow, but that all makes way too much sense. I fucking swear Morkov was pushed into the rails two days ago instead of him grabbing his wheel into the rail legs like it was claimed. You can see him leaning to the right and falling into the rails. If he grabbed anything with his front wheel he would've literally flipped.
Also >>69235326 this is mine. Bit beat up but it's great around town. Should probably change the bottom bracket though since it started creaking like no tomorrow when pedaling. Also older picture, added a second bottle holder since then.
>>69236399
>you should be sprinting for a top team
Kek. Pros clock 75 km/hr in a sprint after 200 kms in their legs. I was fresh and got shit on by the other riders.
do you cunts with bikes also have cars or nah?
>>69235326
>>69236479
No. My bike replaces it. No need a car.
>>69236025
w2c sunnies
>>69236490
what if you need to go far?
>>69236505
Train, plane.
>tour de friends
Greg pls
>>69236479
nah m8 cant afford to own a car
>>69236479
car a shit
captcha: cars
>>69236515
yeah nah fair call
>>69236505
Not that guy, but you can take it anywhere in the city, and if you want to go out and don't feel up to a long run a train is always a viable option you know.
>>69236528
When you’re driving your car you can’t do anything but driving
The bike is healthy
The train is cheaper and you can work/watch stuff while taking it
Ayo lads been a while. Anyways as I have been trying to ask for the past summers I have noticed that some mountains have the designation HC. What do the tour arrangers mean by this?
>>69236569
Horse Category. Only horses can get up them.
>>69236569
Hors Catégorie - 'outside of category'.
It's simply the category of the highest difficulty in climbs and gets the most points.
>>69236569
Horse categories. They used to do them on horses, because it was too hard.
>>69236569
HC = Hors Catégorie, literally «off category» or «off class». The higher ones.
btw captcha is mountains
>>69236569
HARDCORE
nah they are just climbs that are tougher than Cat1, usually the 10km+ at steep gradient climbs like mountain passes.
>>69236569
High Climb
>>69236631
>Giro 2015
Best GT of the last 4 years
>>69236659
Except the strongest rider in the race wasn't allowed to race
Post /TdF/ tunes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3p-F2x7rY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqOIf1fU03g
comfy
block of chocolate, packet of twisties, bottle of coke, 3 red bulls, 6 white rolls and a can of salmon
Still can't get used to shaved Sagan.
>>69236688
>Landa
4 minutes were lost in the TT. He was fucked.
How did this guy manage to get so ahead of those other faggots ?
>>69236713
I wonder who shaved him
>>69236708
Damn nigger, hope you'll work all that shit out after the stage is over. Sounds like a lot of junk food.
>get the oven heated up
>>69236721
The peloton slowed down deliberately.
One rider will be easy to catch in the last 50 km
>>69236713
still can't get used to Sagan being first place
>no more 2agan memes
>>69236721
he pedalled faster than the other guys
>>69236757
Why did they do it ? Save energy ?
Also do they close the roads for Tour ?
>>69236721
One guy doing his own shit time trial is not a break
>>69236708
>can of salmon
someone hook me up with a stream f@m
post dem velogames teams lads
>>69236796
>Why did they do it ? Save energy ?
Yeah. It's easy for the peloton to catch the breakaway due to the break having to face the wind directly.
>Also do they close the roads for Tour ?
Yes
>>69236828
Sbs broadcasting it cunt
>>69236843
not at the tv CUNT
>>69236828
https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
I got u
>Average speed for the day so far is 34.2km/h
wew lad
B O R A
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>>69236828
this runs pretty well
>>69236828
http://live.shwidget.com/static/freeplay/3851761634376640.html
>>69236847
>>69236864
thanks magical leprechaun
https://youtu.be/3j8cCzPnRak
This seems pretty cool doesnt it ?
lads, how come Yotto Yumbo are allowed to wear yellow jerseys?
>>69236956
DELET THIS
>>69236956
It's not against the rules.
>All this scenery
/comfy/ as fuck
That's a big chateau.
>>69236734
I don't work out
>>69236781
Relax. I am sure he'll come in second today.
>>69237087
At least cycle a bit mate. In the spirit of the Tour. Don't even need to push yourself that hard.
Give stream you baguette-fucking frogcunts.
>>69236801
One guy doing a break, that's rediculous
But I will be on TV hurrrrr, muuhhhh sponsors
still ridiciulous
>you will never live in the french countryside with your semendemon french nymph
>>69235772
I'm a fixie wanker. Not one of those hipster fixie wankers, more the sort of wanker who saw Line of Sight and thought "I can do that".
So yes.
>>69237135
whats the problem? he will place 1XX anyways so why not have some fun?
AG2R guy looked super happy to be getting his musette.
>>69237118
http://media.sbs.com.au/cyclingcentral/tourtracker/
THANKS JUAN
Why did the guy in first place decide to go by himself when he knows the peleton would catch up?
THANKS JUAN
>>69237185
Thanks m9
Who /lanternrouge/ here?
>>69237210
Advertising the sponsors
>>69237210
It's his home region or something, wants to put on a bit of a show.
>>69237210
he and his sponsors are on telly for 5 hours.
and you never know what might happen. he knows exactly what would happen if he sat in the peloton.
Daily reminder that Richie Porte can't ride without using the handlebars
Chances of any chateaus or castles today? need my fix
>>69237283
You missed one a few minutes ago.
>>69237118
so rude ;_;
/tdf/ c'est le compfy
this pace tho
Think i will masturbate and take a cheeky siesta
>there are various kinds of mushrooms
Cheeky
>>69237283
There always châtaux or churches
>current year
>>69237360
>brb scratching my ass
>>69237360
Based Bak
Miracle man
What do you think Sagan puts on his sandwich lads?
>>69237210
so that he can flirt with claire pedrono.
>>69237393
Why are there barely any Dutch flags in these threads now the TdF actually started in France?
>you will never fist bump peter Sagan
Why even live?
Commentators here were commenting about Sagan's bike prowess and were talking about Cancellara's crash here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCtfV69wZE0
In case you didn't watch this year's Paris Roubaix check out Sagan in there.
>>69237434
idk.
>>69237460
> you will never eye fuck nairo's left calf
Why even live?
>>69237393
I love Claire
>>69237434
They can't be busy watching football, huehuehue
Shout-out to my fellow Norwegians who have to watch TV2s increasingly awful tdf broadcast.
New this year we have even more pre-stage interviews during the actual stage
No more online live-centre where you could watch without ads
Shittier tv2 sumo as it is in beta on every single platform, almost forcing you to watch on the telly
That new brunette reporter QT, pic related middle girl :D
Heya /TdF/, did I miss anything so far?
Have we had a >contadown already today?
>>69237585
Nah. Quite day ahead.
>>69237585
all you missed are some sick buurns on dutch soocer skills
>>69237581
literally nothing happend so far
>one man break away
>35km/h average spees
>>69237609
> >35km/h average spees
Yaykes! Too much wind? This is VaP tier.
>Not even a breakaway today
>Only showed one cool Chateau
I might just nap and wake up for the finish
Came late, yet I came.
last km ever so slightly uphill.
When does the neutral zone end today?
>still 100Km to go
Oh god, will this stage ever end?
Stage is so boring, Robbie McEwen is telling cow stories...
>30 minutes behind the slowest prediction
end this 'race' now
WHY do they insist to have FLAT stages when WE waste TIME waiting for them to finish so we can eat PIZZA?
boring af
>its a 30kmh episode
>>69236847
OMG thank you!
>>69237727
Calm your tits fatass.
>>69237727
this way we can look for a comfy chateau we can all chip in for
let's do this, my attempt last summer failed
>>69237727
is there a hidden message in your post?
Back from the ride, what did I miss?
>>69237627
>mfw they are driving side by side, talking like it's a recovery tour
>>69237784
WHY FLAT WE TIME PIZZA
>>69237795
>driving
>>69237794
Nothong, it's a long flat stage.
>Switzerland
I'm jealous of your climbs and weather.
>>69237800
What did he mean by this?
>>69237794
go back out
>>69237827
>weather
you mean frozen for 9 month of the year? wtf is wrong with you paddy
>>69237845
Almost died going up, it's too hot today.
Dat swimming ad gave me cancer
ned is going to keep calling them bike-edge
>>69237863
>tfw no qt cyclist gf
honestly m8. Can't find any grills who do this.
ONLY 2 MINUTE'S
>Dat bug squashed on the heli-cam
>>69237833
>>69237800
>>69237784
You hit the GYM HARD, while Sagan eats pizza
Girls look at your climber body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at Sagan and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole mountain climbing thing".
Sagan STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either SAGAN or NOTHING
Why haven't you climbcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
>>69237727
flat stages best stages
So i have used alpecin for the past year and it has worked trmendously. I have never been hairier. I can only recommend this. no corporate shill, just honest advice
Why are Orica allowed to wear the same kit as Movistar?
>>69237893
>that thing
>anywhere close to cute
Is England on a shortage of actual beautiful women?
>>69237932
I wasn't talking about her in particular, lad.
>>69237932
>Is England on a shortage of actual beautiful women?
Is that even a question.
>ywn live in a comfy chateau with a huge garden
>>69237919
/fit/ pls go away
Is nibali in the tour this year?
>>69237983
Yeah but he also did the Giro, so he will likely play second fiddle to Aru
>>69237983
si.
this stage is incredibly boring
>>69237923
>.5 € have been deposited to your account
Fonseca is bretty cool guy. Almost every time the camera was on him and there was a crowd around he'd wave at them. And when he'd finish his bottle he didn't just throw it away anywher. Again, he slowly threw it at some fans waiting on the sidelines.
>tfw go on a 100km ride yesterday around the Peak District
>tfw hadn't had a single flat for 6 months
>tfw 2 in a single ride, one on rear on way to meeting point
>tfw other on front an hour and a half later
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>69238009
Could 5 euros buy you a bottle of Alpecin?
I think i don't like this stupid race anymore
can anybody else compete
>>69238039
A quick google search tells me the cheapest one is 6.90CHF, so no.
Do you see something STRANGE in this picture????
One day I'm going to leave my Alpecin on for 10 minutes
>>69237983
Yes. Laying the ground work of future nibbles.
This is the year of meme magic, including nibbling 3 grand tours and an olympic gold.
He'll win the olympics by most though because Brazilian drugs testing is ""effective"".
>>69238060
He's holding a bottle mate so...
>>69238022
clean your tires with a cloth before every ride
little rocks and dirt accumulate and 'sink in' over time and create more punctures
>>69238071
she's a nutcracker.
>>69238071
I'd say cute girls but then i would be a pedophil so i don't
comfy chateau
o
m
f
y
>>69238071
The jeans?
>Dumoulin literally yawning
Haha.
>>69238074
>Brazilian drugs testing is ""effective""
Brazil actually bans cyclists because of doping use. If in the Memelympic Games the tests were actually done by the Brazilian comitee, most World Tourers would be fucked. But nope, them niggers at the Memelympics Association of Niggers do it instead,
>>69238022
>riding a 34 pound dual sus mountain bike on 30 miles of flat/gradiant for some retarded reason
>absolutely fucked now
>'ha ha well at least I've not had a flat for a few years'
>flat 1 minute later
don't even think about flats
>>69238113
14 is legal in Germany, faggot.
>>69238071
That a six pack behind the grills?
dat gay astana helmet
>>69238148
Come on now.
Do any of you guys actually /ride/? If so, share some of your crash stories. Can be you or someone you were with.
>On a ride with this dude I met in class
>Just chilling, turns into a long one just for fun
>Bombing down this steep road
>Not a madcat descender so I pull back a bit
>What was that writing on the road?
>Hit a huge ass ramp at 80kmh
>holy fuck
>Sharp right turn with a stone wall just after
>Make it without incident
>Go up massive incline
>Go down another hill just like the other
>Guy is ahead of me
>Couldn't see ahead so I slow down slightly
>Motherfucking sharp turn again
>It's wet
>He smacks straight into a stone wall at around 45kmh
>His shoes fly off
>Watch saves his wrist from snapping
>Ends up with a broken scaphoid
>Nigga finished another 70km while bleeding and going up huge hills
>Finish off by going up Jenkin Road from the 2014 TdF
>Going home, it's dark as hell
>Have to wear prescription glasses because I am blind as fuck
>Wearing my sunnies that are scrip
>Turn down a road
>No streetlights
>I can make it
>Hear a grinding noise
>Hear it again
>Fall over
>It was the curb
>Take off
>Water bottle fell out
>Go back
>Searching for bottle in the pitchblack with sunnies on
>Get home
Shiiiiiiiiiieieeeet. Good rid doe.
>Riding with same guy
>He crashes into sidewalk while trying to talk a shortcut
>Riding with him again
>Nearly smacks into an SUV at 80km/h
He is fucking retarded.
>>69238156
still would be questionable
The law 14 if you're under 18.
16 if you're 18+
>>69238171
>É Bruno Aleixo
>a falar no rádio
>>69238148
God, you're not one of those happy Brazillians who lives in a carnival and dances to salsa 24/7! We've been sold a lie!
>>69238181
many drunken falls desu.
>>69238092
First was caused by a pothole with some jagged edges. Second was some sort of steel shaving from the road. Patched all of my tubes now though and cleaned out the tyres.
>>69238207
>he thinks I'm black
#feelaustralia
Cuck commercial 2bh
>BORA
what does this ad have to do with Campag rims?
>>69238181
I've been racing locally a year now and I've never crashed, touched wheels a couple of times and been at the mercy of cagers but things have gone my way thus far.
>>69238181
>Late for lecture
>Clipped pedal, tried to correct.
>Flipped over handle bars, landed on head
>Made it to lecture, slightly concust, bleeding from road rash, wired on adrenaline
>Spend 1 hour trying to make notes on Non linear motion.
Weirdest lecture I've ever sat in desu senpai.
>inb4 commuting doesnt count
Once I cycled into a bat at twilight and killed it with my face.
>>69235326
V O E C K L E R
O
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C
K
L
E
R
>>69238181
>Jenkin Road
fuck that shit, I nearly tore my achilles walking down it
chasse patate.
Voeckler <3
Test
>VOECKLER
>O
>E
>C
>K
>L
>E
>R
Voeckler going, I'm ready for sweet sweet memes
>>69238295
Nice bike
>Sram red
Not my taste.
Kind of miss his Europcar uniform.
VOECKLER MEME SHOW RIGHT NOW
prepare your anus /tdf/
>>69238181
Not a crash story but:
>be on a flat
>headwind killing me, avg 25km/h
>guy comes up to me from behind
>''wanna chill in my slipstream?''
>chill in his slipstream for 5km
>now riding at 33km/h avg
>take over for 5km
>rinse and repeat
>do 60km like that
>we must go seperate ways now
>look at distance done
>123km
What a ride
Is /TdF/ gonna be represented today on the road again?
>>69238302
top kek. That road is pretty damn steep but Winnats Pass is much worse.
>tfw had to stop on Winnats halfway up
>tfw tried to start and nearly rolled down backwards because it is like riding up a telephone pole
>>69238320
TERRY
E
R
R
Y
>It's a mid season finale where little tommy V goes up the road alone
>>69238181
> out for a short ride with my girl friend
> blows my nose
> front wheel goes of road
> crashes onto left shoulder, knee and head
> shoulder hurt for 2 weeks
>>69238304
this man knows
One moment to remember how yesterday we thought memes were dead, until Frenchie with /tdf/ sign was shown in a screenshot.
>Voeckler already has 2 minutes.
There's Alpecin in his bottle isn't it.
>>69238383
IN DER TAT
>>69238383
bora tailwind
>>69235772
Straya, so literally every time I go out for a ride desu
>>69237434
Every Dutchman on /sp/ seems to post in /f1/, it seems.
Were those Hakogaku kits hanging from the washing line?
>yfw Voeckler will bear the yellow tomorow
Tell me, why is this allowed?
>dat pirate lady
Shit lads! dimension data's live tracking is live!
tourdefrance.livetracking.dimensiondata dot com
>>69238323
Wouldn't have been my first choice either, but it's starting to make more sense with Etap coming around
>everyones faces inside the peleton when
Voeckler startes a meme breack away again
>Already caught Fonseca
My fucking sides!
>>69238446
how many of you guys are wearing that same outfit?
>>69238446
anon_leaves_the_house.jpg
/comfy/
>>69238181
>going downhill on quiet road like 60km/h
>suddenly sharp turn
>oh fug
>fly over straight over guard rail
>luckily no steep hill beyond guard rail, just fly into a bush and some nettles
>scratched and bruised but no serious injury
>don't go faster than 20km/h for rest of descend
Three months later some guy drove his car through that guardrail and ended up dead. Not sure how he died while being in a car while I got off that easily.
>Peloton already recovered over a minute
D-damn. Goes to show what they can do after pretty much resting so far.
>>69238513
>tfw Celso Anderson, despite of your cycling knowledgments, is a filthy coxinha
>>69238372
>>69238304
U WOT M80S??
>>69238445
>voeckler wins yellow by eight minutes
>survives pyrenees
>survives until the penultimate stage
>tejay and ritchie porte after cracking decide to do the fusion dance
>super saiyan god super saiyan armstrong evans hybrid appears from the smoke
>voeckler evaporates after doing one of those funny faces
>tejay and porte share the win until they get popped for EPO
>win goes to froome somehow
>head down to EvansCycles
>Cannondale Supersix Hi-Mod EVO on sale with SRAM Red 22
>bag hanging from the handlebars with the Spider rings in
>Lift the bike up
>Weighs fucking nothing even with a whole extra crankset
GIB
Who /believe/ ?
>>69238539
>lives in São Paulo
>is something other than a Coxinha
woulddoubt.jpg
>>69238570
I want to. Based Titi.
>>69238530
Because he was probably going 120km/h wearing no seatbelt or some shit
>>69238556
my bad.
>>69238579
At least, Estela Farah on broadcasting today
Chris Evans has stepped down from Top Gear.
>>69238570
Everyone inside the peleton hates him, they will catch and kick him of his bike
This is a calm and comfy stage.
>>69238648
This. Just when you think it'll be a memeless stage based Voeckler memes it up hard, real sense of responsibility that guy.
>>69238636
>It's fucking true
https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/749969917055799296
>IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A PEDO
>>69238438
because you have amd amx there and lets be real you dont have a kruijswijk here
>>69238643
Only if meme power isn't with him. I trust in kek.
>>69238693
They have Dumoulin and Kelderman.
Vockler is a cheeky cunt isn't he
voeckler is the biggest meme in the peloton
i fucking hate that guy
does absoulutely nothing ever except worthless attacks that have the sole reason of getting his retarded bono making funny faces face in the camera for 2 minutes
Brailsford sounds relaxed. Froomewinslol
>>69238784
>Froomewinslol
Nah. The first week isn't hard enough. He'll be destroyed by the Colombian in the final week when his peak form has dropped.
riders that should be run over by the orica bus:
1. Tommy "The French Faggot" Voeckler
2. Fabio "Extra Chromosome" Aru
3. Vincenzo "The Bloodbag" Nibali
4. Mark "Crybaby" Cavendish
5. Jihad "Kill The Infidels" Bouhani
>>69238724
which of them are by any means have a chance of GC top3 (or 5)?
Dumoulin is admittedly going for olympics and Kelderman didnt look so promising this year, though he is better than Mollema.
>>69238770
ONLY 2 MINUTES
>>69238820
Skeletal has peaked later, where is your goat god now
>>69238862
TO GIVE MY HAIR MORE POWER
>>69238845
>Vincenzo "The Bloodbag" Nibali
>American
get fucked burger. prepare to feel the force of a thousand mini nibbling sharks.
Why are there no black riders?
>>69238845
>being this mad
Is NFL on offseason or something? Why are subhuman burgers talking shit on my /TdF/?
>>69238898
Argentina has no tradition on cycling.
>>69238898
Tekkels is quite black mate
>>69238898
But Froome is Kenyan m8.
How much blacker do you have to be?
>>69238916
Le americano cav hater will always be here
>>69238886
UNLIMITED POWAAAAA
>>69238966
>>69238886
What do you get when you combine Old Spice body wash and Alpecin during the same shower?
>>69238966
BORA
GERMAN ENGINEERING FOR YOUR HAIR
>>69238845
6. Tony "l2handle the bike" Martin
THOMAS POWER RANKING:
1. THOMAS DE GENDT
2. THOMAS VOECKLER
------- POWER GAP -------
9000. GERAINT THOMAS
thoughts?
>>69238986
A naked old man from Israel.
Once in a life time.
>>69239023
de gendt is the biggest waste of talent ever mate. absolutely useless.
>>69239023
1. THOMAS DUMOULIN
2. BELGIAN THOMAS
I think Voeckler is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes funny faces and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Best jersey.
>you will never run a newsagents in Biarritz
>>69238872
>Skeletal has peaked later
He isn't a pure climber. He'll be too fatigued to keep up with the goat herder.
Also, I doubt he'll be able to withhold his peak, he was top 10 yesterday, similar to last year on the Mur and cobbles.
>where is your goat god now
Waiting. When we get to the mountains he will reign supreme.
we could get a tasty intermediate sprint
>>69238991
>cooking hot alpecin in a bora kitchen
muh dick
>>69238898
Can't ride a stolen bike on live tv.
>>69239040
What about van den Broeck?
>>69239040
I don't disagree but he's likable
Has contador already crashed ?
>>69239023
1. Tommy Simpson
>POWER GAP
>>69238894
why would a bong be defending this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv_g4BJregQ
when you have froome
>>69239096
van den broeck actually tried. he gave it his all. de gendt simply can't be bothered.
>>69239017
>disliking based tony
fuck off
Boy they are going fast now
de gendt looks like his face smells worse than laurens ten dam
>>69239111
>Has contador already crashed ?
This meme ends NOW.
Why is Voeckler so fucking ugly?
>>69239111
>>69239111
Today? Probably
>>69238872
>>69238894
this guy must be a spic just posting in the UK
>>69239140
meme
>>69239140
To be memeful
>>69239124
because nibbles is the meme cyclist, and froome is a snake who can fuck off.
>>69239124
froom is kenyan
>>69239111
His dick crashed into your moms pussy
The comedy in here today is not great.
>>69239160
no he's white and talks all politely aka a bong
>>69239124
Based Nibles. The hubris it must take to do that.
>>69239140
Face moulded by the wind of meme breaks
>>69239183
There hasn't been much noteworthy yet today
Myself, I'm just waiting for proper descents so we can finally get >pinot going
>>69239157
wiggins pls go
Voeckler known as "the fucked"
Voeckler says this is because of his reputation as a bit of a lady's man.
Everyone else says it's because of his habit of latching on to break-aways and not doing any work.
Voeckler's wife confirmed the second story as legit.
Definitely one of my favorite cyclists of the past decade.
>>69239205
>Myself, I'm just waiting for proper descents so we can finally get >pinot going
was just thinking the same
>>69239124
I kek so hard at that everytime
>>69239220
*"fucker"
>>69239183
Nobody can work with this shit they are feeding us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgsepZux4kw
voeckler is so unlikeable even his domestiques were trying to ditch him when he was in yellow
>>69239124
Imagine being Nibbles in that scene.
>>69239220
>confirmed for fucker
>that beating heart on the side of the road
Man i didn't expect the feels. The whole village probably worked on that and used the village iphone for that design. They're all proud that they are on intl TV and everyone is happy for the time being
Are cyclists the best in the bed?
>tfw no qt bikefu to watch the tour and lick the road rash of her face with.
>>69239312
they take up the least room ;)
>>69239312
Gymnasts
>>69239330
who is this qt?
>>69239312
You can actually use their legs for dildos.
we Cuckler now
>>69239312
sex athletes are the best one
>>69239311
it's actually farmers complaining about the low prices they get for their products, rightfully so imho
it said "a heart for feeding you" or something, but don't be fooled farmers are rich as fuck, they probably bought the village iphone
>>69239370
shoshauna routley
>>69239370
my gf
>>69239312
have to be track & field athletes.
>>69239330
We need moar qt pics to add to the ones I saved from threads 1+2
>dat jawline
Hnnnnng
>>69239370
The canuck from How I met your Mother.
https://www.instagram.com/shoshaunaroutley/
>>69239312
Spend all day asleep or not moving, so no
>>69239402
>shoshauna
hmmm
>>69239409
>She's 19...
>>69239330
Shit, that frayed Jersey on a qt is tragic to see
>>69239330
Would hug, cuddle and pet in the head.
This roundabout tunnel helicopter shot looks like semen entering the womb.
>>69239459
Oh mama
>>69239483
t. a virgin
>>69239459
She-s got no aerodynamic
>>69239459
Too Old
>>69239483
Take off your trip you attentionwhoring faggot
>>69239459
>ywn be a bike saddle
>>69238446
>mfw this is the jumbo at my former high school
>>69239459
Who is that semendemon
>>69239528
There is nothing wrong with trips
>>69239459
want to stick my crank in her bottom bracket if you know what I mean
>>69239556
https://www.instagram.com/puckmoonen/?hl=en
>>69239488
>>69239513
>>69239527
>>69239533
>>69239573
Have some more.
>>69239556
Puck Moonen.
https://www.instagram.com/puckmoonen/
>>69239330
Aero face, low body fat, heart. New queen of tdf
already 5 pm and still 40 km to go?
>>69239386
close enough
>>69239533
Never say never m8, you might end up in some crazy femdom club
New thread when?
>>69239573
O-on both sides? C-can I help? BB30ck standard, r-right?
>>69239597
I'd buttfuck her pussy
>>69239562
Take off your trip you attentionwhoring negro
>>69239597
>>69239595
>she's dating that mouthbreathing retard Eli Yserbyt
fuck me
>>69239599
It's 4pm lad
>>69239611
Tomorrow
>>69239611
2/10
>>69239641
t. alberto barbosa
>>69239459
wanna go on ride anon
>>69239597
>black saddle
what did she mean by this?
>>69239635
Isn't he the next big thing in cyclocross?
>>69239671
'no'
>>69239459
>tfw no blonde tittymonster cyclist gf
>>69239641
It's 10 am wanker
>>69239681
Wout Van Aert & Mathieu van der Poel are, Iserbyt is whiny little bitch who isn't even van der Haar-tier
Hey anon, can you patch my tube?
>>69239694
Life is a struggle.
>>69239753
Would patch her tube if you catch my drift/10
She's a dirty one
>>69239769
damn she's cute
I want to [spoiler]cuddle[/spoiler] her
>>69239716
Interesting. The Belgians I talked to claimed he was the new Nys, then again, they also said that about Stybar.
>>69239769
>>69239792
fucking Denmark with the combo breaker
> britbongs will defend this
Explain yourselves.
>>69239799
Van Aert would be the new Nys if he were to stay in cyclocross, which he won't, he does too well on the road and wants to make big bucks, just like Styby did
There will never be another Nys, just not enough money in the dirt
Just got here lads
What have a missed?
Is it another >the break away gets caught episode
MVDP is in another league
WVA can only feed at the leftovers
>>69239799
also thank you for watching our sport
>>69239849
She was cute for two weeks in 2012
>>69239871
Fonseca showing off cuz ?he's from the area?
Voeckler joining him for memes
but they're both almost caught, and the finish is nowhere near
Also it's a really slow day
>>69239871
>Local escapes
>Peloton doesn't give a fuck
>Km pass
>Peloton still doesn't give a fuck
>6 minutes break
>Voekler finally goes fuck it and goes after him
>Reaches him in 2 M I N U T E S
>The two slowly lose time
And you get to where we are now.
>>69239871
Comfy based British eurosport commentators talking about comfy French things.
>>69239891
But boy was she cute
lel wtf
>>69239884
>our sport
It's what makes it great. I hope they don't try to make it a globalised sport, it has too much history.
>Tfw you won't see based vos winning the cyclocross and road world championships again.
>>69239854
WVA would make a shitload more money being a contender in CX than just another dude in the peloton
>>69239849
SOMEBODY post that pic of her
You know the one I mean
Russian TT champion Tatiana Antoshina (Taтьянa Aнтoшинa) provisionally suspended by the UCI following test for GHRP-2, a growth hormone
>ywn be a crazy French cunt memeing it up on international TV on your hoovercraft
>>69239849
she looks just fine.
>>69239756
instagram: puchmoonen
also check: chloebaggs
thank me later
>>69239950
That's a Holland flag m8
>>69239935
he won some road races already mate, trust me, he can make it on the road, i rate him > Stybar who hasn't done bad at all
>>69239976
based our guy
dubs and he wins in the Olympics
>>69239976
I wish that was me
>>69239949
>Tatiana Antoshina
>Russia.
This one would be 95% off on anastasiadate.com
>>69239998
WEW. DENNIS CONFIRMED
>>69239998
>9998
fugggg, just end my life
>>69239998
>dubs and he wins in the Olympics
Fuck. Looks like it'll be Froome
>>69239976
yawning while working?!?
who does he think he is
>>69239917
There is something about British commentary that suits cricket and cycling more any other sports
>>69239907
go watch some actual races thn come back
MVDP is so fucking dominant its crazy
he's got a bigger engine than anyone and better bike handling than anyone
he wasn't champ last yearin superprestige because he fucked up his knee early on and only contested 2 races
he just rides away from everyone when he races
he literally had a perfect season un U23 where he won every single race he entered
he's in another league
He knew we were bored and tried to make things exciting.
>>69240052
Snooker ain't bad either.
There go the Voeckler faces. Must be tough keeping this minute.
>>69239998
>our
>implying
german engineering for his hair makes him german property
https://twitter.com/HelicopteroTour
lol
>>69240052
It's the soft gentle nature off it.
>53 seconds and Tommy Voeckler starts licking the invisible ice-cream.
>>69240092
really makes you think
>>69239993
WVA has a very tiny road palmares
All pro CX guys race road
Go look at MVDPs road palmares, its 6x the size than WVAs
>>69240092
Kek
>>69240092
>https://twitter.com/HelicopteroTour
>What being unemployed nationwide for 14 years does with you.
>>69239976
>>69240092
lel
>>69240080
Taylor & Hendry a best.
>>69240118
10/10
stage usually finishes at perfect time for my evening shit
now after that casual riding it is really pushing out badly
go faster u fugs
>>69240240
>not scheduling your shits with your showers
>it's a I could've kept up with the peloton episode
If these cunts don't start pedaling soon I'll miss the finish. I booked a Doctor's appointment later on so it could watch tdf but no one is pedaling.
>>69240240
ORDNUNG MUSS SEIN!!
>>69240279
Don't talk about shit, India. You'll get meme to death.
>>69240279
let me guess you take a shit during the shower?
>>69240279
>the designated shitting street of India
>>69240279
POO IN LOO
>>69240298
13 minutes to the finish
>the stage isn't over yet
>/int/ "banter"
>Allez froomey
>>69240072
>go watch some actual races thn come back
I bet they broadcast all cyclocross races in the US, right?
>I watch the Vegas pre-season race every year so trust me I'm an expert
>voeckler making meme faces again
>>69240279
>that post
>that flag
I bet you're a fucking proxy
And they're caught. WELP!
>>69240428
Every fucking Time lad
>>69240279
you mean swimming in the ganges?
>>69240428
Voeckler voecklering
>LITERALLY SLAPPING AN OLD MAN STANDING ON THE ROAD
Scared
At least you tried
Crash incoming
>>69240542
Delete this
>>69240542
No survivors?
>>69240542
Fuck off.
Acidente iminente
Congratulations Greipel! What a magnificent sprint! Based gorilla.
I hope your streams aren't behind, lads.
Where is camel Evans nowadays?
>>69240542
definitely
Did you see that guy just booking it over the <vluchtheuvel>?
fuck I don't know the word for it
>2agan alone as usual
>>69240579
Im watching it on TV steam cuck
>>69240579
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIHOPEYOURELYINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69240613
I really hope you have your license for that mate
>>69240579
Lotto all over the road
No
>>69240659
What you gonna do you you little chocolate cunt?
I'll smash you in
Skid!
>No crash
phew
>>69240684
your sharpened spoons don't scare me Nigel
wew
lolcavwins
greipel first desu
GREIPEL?
>Both Greipel and Cav raised their fists
Who won?
Great finish, wow!
>>69240542
>they actually crashed
CAV
CAV CAV CAV
Cavwinslol
Cav
The incredible city of Greipel
Green missile gets it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>GREIPLEL
lmao get fucked kraut
ERA?
>4agan
You lads sure it was cav ?
>greipel
Pepe man won lads
TWO FOR ENGLAND!
ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND
>tfw no more kittelwinslol
fucking kill me already
>>69240811
yes
CAV!
>>69240579
THE CITY OF YOU
>>69240822
>>69240823
Isle of Mexit when?
BREXIT WHEN
>>69240579
GET KEKED IT WAS CAV LAD
>Griepel
>Gorilla
Cav cav cav
Bad gorilla. Sad!
>28th win
Holy shit mates, he just equaled Hinault.
>people's faces when they had written off cav completely
Sagan can't even beat Cocquard
>peaking at the fucking giro
>the city of greipel
>the city of kittel
>McNinth
>>69240896
>Sagan can't even beat Cocquard
Sagan isn't a sprinter any more.
>Cav wins
>Sagan wins
>Cav wins
Tomorrow's stage is Sagan's. Calling it now!
>germany won't win the stageb owl again this season
I don't know how to handle this feel
>>69240948
I wouldn't really say that. He's not a sprinter per-se, but he was still there with the best of them. His sprinting legs aren't dead mate.
LADS
post yfw it turns out it wasn't actually Cav but his etixx train that was shit
>>69240896
With a true team Le Coq' win this one
I hate Cavendish with a passion.
Please, Kristoff or Sagan, win tomorrow.
holy fuck that finish
>>69241001
wut?
>>69240896
Still beat Kittel, a genuine sprinter.
Hating Cav = one of the clearest symptoms of severe mental illness
>>69241022
fuck off spud
>>69241001
I need Kittel to win a lot or I'll become last in my tour poule
so that's how france looks like.... damn.
>>69241084
Cav is a first class asshole who deserves all the hate he gets
>>69241126
I like you.
>tfw you thought 2agan had won because you're so used to seeing him in green.
>>69241126
Agreed. I don't hate the guy but he is a grade A asshole. Was actually quite amused when he tried to headbutt during that finish in what was it, his mother's town? Ended up crashing instead.
>>69241126
This.
If you want to be a asshole, at least be an asshole like Cippo.
>>69241176
>Vittel Krys
>Kittel Kys
dat subliminal messaging
>>69241022
Kristoff is just meme
>>69241250
2015 season was just a fluke?
Cav did nothing wrong. A lot of salty yuro ITT
>was it a mistake to let kittel go?
alpecin should've waited for him just 2 more minutes in 2015
>>69241299
This still salty because we don't want to be part of there shitty club
MY SOOOOOUUUUL SLIIIIIDES AWAAAAAY
based #trolldj
>>69241299
m8 he gave the queen gonorrhoea
how is that ok?
>First person to shake Cav's hand is Hinault
THE SYMBOLISM!
Does Cavendish win a kid as his prize every time he wins a stage?
>>69241437
well at least he is the father
>Sagan's hair
He should be the next face for Alpecin's commercials.
>>69241437
He's won another kid. Gratz. What does he do with them, store them in a day care or smth?
Mark being a bit of a hothead
>>69241680
Not that funny m8
>>69241680
meme frog on the right????
>>69241682
Nothing new ...
>>69241344
>there
nice try, paki cunt
Why are they still cycling?
>>69241861
Warming down. Helps prevent injury and allows for better recovery
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