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Saint-Lô - Cherbourg-Octeville, 182 km
That final climb is right in the overlap between two Venn diagram fields: hilly Classics specialistsand yellow jersey contenders.This means the chances of a break sticking are slim, with many teams motivated to control the racing. The more Classics-oriented sprinters such as 2agan and Michael Matthews might fancy their chances.
is michael morkov kill?
>>69194059
Nah he good http://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2016-07-03-det-er-et-mirakel-moerkoev-stiller-til-start-efter-vanvittigt-styrt
2agan is going to be second on todays stage
Hey guys. I'm back.
Is every flat stage quite tight at the end?
>>69194308
Pe1er will win this stage
>>69194390
Pretty much. Sometimes the break away or a late attack might win, but it's seldom. The peloton is much faster on the flat.
>Sag3n
>>69194481
>Pretty much
Thank you Ireland. I have watched the tour time to time every year but never tried to learn everything about it.
Nice with people like you.
>>69194390
There's two small hills at the end, so there's a chance someone can break away and keep distance. It's not a 100% sprinter stage like yesterday.
>Froome attacks on the last climb with a couple seconds advantage
>Gets yellow and keeps it for the rest of the tour
>Another boring GC battle
>Tfw video feeds don't start until 2:10pm
Goddamnit, I want to get comfy.
>>69195027
Froome needs a mtf to get enough time to hold off the goat herder-ax 3 and psm. The first mountain stage had a descent. This won't be like 2013 or 2015.
Kinda shitty that Contador already looks like he's a goner for the GC with the fall yesterday.
Contador got his excuse in early.
>>69195202
he was never a contender for this tour. it's over for contador.
>>69195435
Maybe, but we'll never know if you were right.
It's a rolf & ritter på tour episode
>>69195435
trips and contador wins this tour
who riblon here?
>>69195535
i think it would be wise for him to just concentrate on the vuelta for the last years of his career.
why don't they start airing the stages on television from the beginning?
>>69195606
>for the last years of his career.
Contador is only 33. He can still beat the dawg and the 58 year old.
What times does the actual broadcast begin?
>Also why would they not broadcast the race when its on?
>>69195722
broadcast begins now.
it's expensive to show the entire stage live. on the important mountain stages they will do it.
>>69195722
14.10 your time.
Too expensive.
>>69194308
We all agree 2agan will finish 2nd, but who will win?
>Valverde
It seems Cancellara really did go and stop everyone after Can'tador fell. Bretty cool guy desu.
>>69195881
Purito
>laura
:3
>>69195751
>>69195752
But isn't the crazy motorcycles out on the route already, the commentators in their booth and the riders on their bike?
>They're throwing Haribo bags in the crowd
We /meme/ now.
>>69195982
the whole stage will be recorded, but to show it live they need to have helicopters and planes in the sky. that's the expensive bit.
may as well save some money during the non-important bits of these stages.
last km
sagan 1st
Richie looks unhealthy
>>69196047
And ASO is really poor.
>>69195982
Isn't the whole stage filmed but just a part broadcasted? No one could get a time slot large enough for the whole stage. Though they sometimes do show an entire stage. Well Eurosport does anyway. But around a stage or two per tour, from what I recall, no more.
>>69196093
He needs work done on his teeth.
>>69195981
>tfw no Laura gf
>>69195881
Hopefully Matthews, OGE's backstage passes are great banter when they win
>>69196107
stop whining. airing entire stages like these is absolutely ridiculous.
>tfw you were hungover and not paying much too much attention when building your Scorito team and you accidentally only have 1 person it who can compete for the white jersey
pls don't fail me Barquil
Also I hope for classic VroomVroom and 2agan today, that'll get me a lot of points
Anyone else here playing in this or something like it?
>>69196057
I fucking swear, after he won in Murrika what, a year or two ago Sagan was a different person. He can hang in there on the mountains with most of the peloton except the mountain specialists. He keeps impressing me with every competition really.
>Dat big screen in the background
>They're riding through the rain right now.
>second day
>more than a single mountain for single points
No more meme polka dot jersey holders.
>Voss in the escape again
noice
this patronising of dimension data is getting on my nerves. their final 3 riders yesterday were eisel, boasson hagen, cavendish. they're not some poor 3rd world team that struggled to get enough money to take a 15 day bus trip from africa.
Is Greg riding that bike with the hidden motor he was showing off before? Because it sure looks similar to that one. Though you can't really blame him considering his age.
if there will be rain in the pyrenees froome may lose the tour.
>>69196269
He's going full tryhard for the mountain jersey
>>69196286
But who, in their "sane" mind is patronizing them? They got fucking Cavendish, they are a fucking UCI World Tour team.
>>69196202
> after he won in Murrika what, a year or two ago
Well, considering he still has his stripes...
typical Manx weather for Cav's day in yellow
brb, gotta take a shit, won't take 2 minutes
Friendly reminder that Etix-Quickstep will likely fold after 2017.
>>69196286
This team is a joke. They have 2 guys from Eritrea thats it. One white guy from south africa, not like there have been plenty of south africans already at the tour.
That little guy from columbia is more 3rd world then this whole team
>>69196437
bring back mapei.
>>69196330
Why did he fall off the escape for a bit? BOA also has Beneddeti there, did Voss just have mechanical trouble or something?
>>69196378
>2 minutes
anyone care to explain this to someone new to /tdf/?
>>69196334
People (cycling journalists) calling it a fairytale and all that shit.
What that team does for cycling in Africa is admirable, but Mark fucking Cavendish winning a stage while being led out by EBH is not an underdog tale. It's been annoying me all year. I'm over it now.
What's the best thing about the TdF for /sp/
meme winners? Landscapes? collisions and accidents?
>Rolf Sorensen already coughing
>>69196546
/tdf/ 2bh
>>69196507
That's all he needs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDIIDjoofkk
Couldn't find the English version.
>>69196546
The anger of lesser nations.
>>69196546
The scenery and the big mountain stages imo
>>69196584
This desu senpai.
>>69196507
IN DER TAT
Is Carlton Kirby the greatest commentator?
>>69196546
Landscapes and the race itself I guess. Makes for a /comfy/ as fuck atmosphere.
>>69196619
Properly
Reminder that Voeckler is our guy
>>69196649
Probably?
>>69196546
Scenery with all the historic/cultural commentary
and ofc meme riders like Sagan and failing jokers like >pinot and Quintana
gonna be alaphilippe today, ain't it?
>>69196658
that's just like, your opinion
>>69196587
Translate pls?
>>69196702
>alaphilippe
Him, gva or Sagan.
>>69196736
Wait a few minutes and watch it live on Eurosport.
>>69196736
2 M I N U T E S
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CRASH
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>>69196737
michael matthews?
Purito down! Then back up I guess.
Rodriguez pls
eurosport have incredibly shit timing for their insert videos
Hello guys, I’m late. What happened?
CAN'TADOR AGAIN!
contador lol ?
>>69196812
Contador crashed again
not again wtf :(
>>69196812
4-man escape with Voss, some falls but nobody hurt, Contador behind
4/10 landscapes but comfy rain
>Over 2 minutes behind
Oh for fuck's sake Contador, two days in a row?
>>69196587
ah, cheers!
kraut version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmG5E9P_x-M
>>69196812
i don't know, did you oversleep?
>>69196854
It's not 2 minutes, GPS in fucked.
Anyone of the Aussie posters gonna be at the Austrian Tour?
>>69196854
80 riders are 2 minutes behind. no different than a nature break.
>>69196873
I wouldn't be so sure. He was one of the last ones to leave the crash site. For now let's waif for refreshes. They're slowing down the peloton again anyway.
>>69196831
Kek. This guy might become the new /tdf/ 2016 meme.
>>69196849
Thanks. Classic scenario, I guess.
>>69196869
ye
>>69196982
Reminds me of Vroome in... 2014 I believe. Eventually gave up after fucking up his wrist too bad I believe.
>>69196921
>going outside
I don't know. Maybe I will go to the 6th stage.
>>69197016
2013
>tfw no german engineering for your hair
>>69197070
Ah, thanks. Off by a year.
>>69196982
>>69197016
>it's a Lance Froomestrong episode
>>69197097
Time goes by :)
That reminds me, what happened with Morkov?
What kind of cyclist would you describe Sagan as?
>>69197175
jesus paid him a visit and healed his shit up
>>69197209
classic specialist.
>>69197175
How do you pronounce Micheal Morkov's name?
>>69197175
got stung by a wasp of which he's allergic
>>69197209
a classics rider
>>69197209
One day specialist.
They arrive in my city yay!
I'll put myself in the last climb.
I don't know when I should go, I'm about 15 minutes away on feet
>>69197209
meme rider
>>69197240
mookoo morkoo
am i close?
>>69197240
No idea, but the comentators here say it as "Meorkov" or something
>>69197265
Cheer on Breen for me
>>69197175
«We were close to the barriers but I’m sure I had enough space to pass on the right, he said on his team’s website. Suddenly, I was unbalanced. I’m not absolutely sure but I think I was hit by an object held by a spectator.»
>>69197265
Have a sign with '/TdF/' on it so we can spot you.
>>69197265
Lucky bastard. I say wait until the last 10-15 km or so then go. You'll just make the finish and 2agan grabbing second.
>>69197329
Bitch please, have a sign with
>Contadown
instead
>>69197265
/Tdf/ sign would be bantz
>>69197209
Madman
>>69197265
/TdF/ sign and a tin of John West™ Tuna
>>69197265
/Tdf/ sign nigga
>>69197329
He should make a jersey that resembles this and wear it. Or a flag.
>>69197175
Super banged up, but nothing broken
Clearly struggling with his legs. Hopefully there'll be some grupetto he can ride to the finish line
>>69197265
I went to the Tour a few times too, as they pass near to my location (Pyreneas). But I prefer to be comfy in front of my TV desu, you can see the whole stage.
>>69197345
>Countpain
>>69197345
>Contadown
Call him that one more time and there will be consequences!
>>69197390
>>69197308
From the replay it felt like someone actually pushed him into the barrier rather than him snagging it or some spectator hitting him.
>Contadown
confirmed for first /TdF/ meme of 2016
Hope we get some more 2agan today, would be glorious
>>69197385
>Not green and purple
>>69197420
How about Contaded then.
>>69197265
/TdF/ sign, dat boi, loli poster or /n/ kit would be $$$
>>69197051
Gonna be there tomorrow myself if it works out in terms of timing. Hoping for a crash to get myself a new bike xD
>that Honda ad
Whoever wanted to see that ALPECIN commercial, you just lost it.
Introducing the new /TdF/ jersey
>THE CONTADOWN JERSEY
Awarded to the rider who had the most falls during this edition.
Current rider wearing it:
>Contadown
I was wondering, your broadcasts show some french landscapes sometimes or you’re only seeing the race? Because damn, my country is fucking gorgeous outside Paris.
When itv coverage start?
>>69197516
Yes, it does. I masturbate to the small towns with /comfy/ cafés and bars.
>>69197516
I'm pretty sure everyone has the same broadcast, just different commentators.
At least I know that's the case here, we just get the images provided by you guys, with our own commentators talking over it.
But you still see some clearly french elements in the overlays and stuff
>>69197516
We all get the same pictures
>it's a no landscapes because no helicopters stage
Is it the rain?
>>69196546
Combination of landscape, memes and suffering. I love the mountains when the tension builds and you can see somebody crack.
>>69197574
>skeleton
>56 year old sheep herder
WAT
Guys where is liggett???
>>69197590
>guy with a little girl voice right behind
>>69197574
thank mr skeltal
>>69197516
The broadcast is managed by the ASO(TdF organisers), and sent to all broadcasting channels. Some broadcasters channels further edit by having ads or doing their own repeats, but generally everyone has the same images but with different commentators. The French influence has a tendency to pop up whenever a French guy is doing well during a stage, where sometimes they get disproportionate attention, at the expense of more interesting parts of the race.
>>69197265
sign with greentext 2agan
>>69197602
this
>>69197654
wewlad
>>69197602
someone yesterday said liggett is kill
>>69197602
GUYS???!!
>>69197691
>>69197602
We have him all to ourselves on NBC, no longer do we have to share him and Sherwin.
>>69197691
>>69197602
Now working for some American channel
>>69197420
His name is Can'tador
>>69197731
thank christ
>>69197729
SBS still have sherwin and ligget. there commentary not provided on some broadcast now though.
> it's a rolf sorensen talking about his bathroom breaks episode
>>69197668
Oh OK, nice. I thought foreign channels might be able to cut off the landscapes or stuff like that. And yes, you’re right, but when the things become serious they’re generally showing all the favorites, not only the French guys.
2agan had a close shave today. Almost didn't recognize him without his beard.
>yfw the mongo brothers leaving means ITV is actually watchable, except for ads
>the nissan puke
>>69197896
>Not watching the tour on s4c
Who is the Aussie guy who does the voiceover for the highlights show? I'm a big fan of him. He should do commentary.
>>69197949
>not watching the Tour on NOS
>>69197764
Hey we also get based Jens as a reporter.
>Those LOOK bikes
Sexy decals
>>69197997
got a link?
>Le Australian spectator
>>69197829
fuck im gonna kill myself now
https://www.proform.com/exercise-bikes/tour-de-france-pro-5-bike
hey lads. Anyone want an exercise bike, with brakes?
>>69198023
you're joking, right?
>>69198051
No but I found out his name. Matthew Keenan
>>69198092
yes
[spoiler]Though I do watch it on there myself, I don't really mind the shit commentators, it's laid back and comfy[/spoiler]
>>69198175
it doesn't get more comfy than wuyts/de cauwer imo.
>alpecin changing from giant to katusha next year
a bit too late for kristoff though
>>69198260
british eurosport with kirby is comfiest
>>69198260
Are they on Eurosport, or on one of the Belgian channels?
I do like NOS for no ads though
>>69198374
i've been listening to wuyts for at least 13 years. i shall remain loyal. also:
>commercial breaks
>>69198392
vrt
>>69198369
Nice hairline, Alex
ONLY TWO MINUTES
TO GIVE MY HAIR MORE POWA
Cheeky BetVictor ad tho.
>>69197516
watching the landscape is part of the tdf compfy feeling
>most people in this thread didn't contribute in the giro ones.
Explain yourselves
>>69198547
>tfw I'll never live in rural france
>eating fresh artisan sausages
>watching /comfy/ bike races from your window or friendly café
>yelling >contadown when the peloton passes by
>>69198260
It isn't really the Tour without them.
>it's a José tells an amusing but irrelevant story about his day as a road cyclist in the 70s stage
>it's a Michel explains the Albigensian crusade stage
>it's a José and Michel argue about breakfast stage
>>69198592
>Meme tour
>>69198592
Think I checked the threads, but can't recall. Think they were deader than dead.
>>69198369
>tfw not riding for alpecin and be save from male pattern balderness
>contador crashed two days in a row
This is so funny hahaha
Contador should try some Alpecin
>>69198593
We could invert, but I’m not really attracted to Brazil.
>>69198547
Voeckler meme show is the paroxysm of the tdf comfy feeling
Can'tador looks really pissed today. Must be wondering why he still has to do this shit.
>>69198627
>>69198636
>Not watching the goat tour
Absolutely disgusting
>10 minutes until the broadcast begins
yay
>>69198598
i love their friendly banter. i love to fall asleep to their conversation during a midday nap.
>tfw no Tour of Russia
>>69198592
I checked if there were alive threads, especially when I was excited about Kruijswijk possibly winning, but there didn't seem to be real activity for it
>>69198684
Thank god you aren't.
>>69198592
Fucking Crashwijk
>>69198636
>>69198782
It was super relaxed.
>>69198776
>Froomey's reaction
Sagan is a fucking character
>>69198781
>tfw no event on Nurburgring Nordschleife
>tfw lunch soon
>>69198776
can't do that anymore in paris.
My name is Tyler Farrar, sprinter of Team Garmin Transitions. During a race I need perfect vision. To protect my eyes from changing light and UV rays I wear Garmin adaptive lenses - everyday. So I wear Transitions adaptive lenses - clear indoors they automatically adapt to changing lights. Garmin Transitions - always the perfect protection for your eyes.
What did he mean by this?
>>69198850
Bertie won't do the pistol celebration either.
>>69198781
>day 107
>yet another forest stage
>half the peloton ded
>froome picked up by an eagle never to be seen again
>contador eaten by a bear
>quintana declared king of a tribe of Evenks who mistook him for one of them
>300km of wolf-ridden stage up to Omsk
>>69198923
but that's because he's not going to win.
>>69198827
>or in Bolivia
Imaging stages in La Paz, El Alto, Oruro, Potosí and Cochabamba
>>69198776
Cycling needs characters like Sagan
>yum yum from John John
What did Carlton mean by this?
>>69198850
>can't do that anymore in paris.
fugggggggg
>still no helicopters
>>69198850
Paris had another shooting in 2015 before Sagan did that and yet he did it anyway the madman. Think that's why Froomey looked at him that way.
>>69198918
He looks fucking retarded with those glasses lmao
>>69199006
imagine how much cocaine they'd get through...
>>69199112
yeh, you're right, charlie hebdo was before that.
>Not contesting the intermediate sprint
>>69198971
Also Katjusha x Astana battle
>mfw I realize that the 2016 Absolute Madman is on le Tour
Can he do it again ?
>>69199185
Holy fuck what, is that real?
>one guy in the lead group wearing the polka dots jersey
wait when did he win points for that jersey in the flat stage yesterday?
>>69199273
Yes.
>>69199270
>2016 Absolute Madman
What an absolute madman he is.
>>69199284
Yup. There was a climb close to the start of the race.
>>69199361
Choppah is go!
>>69199346
>Yes.
Could I get a link?
>>69199284
Where are all the Indian cyclists? I thought they had a couple of teams set up
Port Bail a shit.
>>69199185
lel
>>69199284
>>69199361
Two category 4's on Stage 1 iirc
>>69199361
Oh, must've missed that. They only broadcast the last 2-2.5 hours of every stage here.
>>69199185
mai confirmed best girl
>where were you when mai a best?
>based helicopter
noice
>>69199466
no bitch it ain't real
>>69199270
He was in the breakaway on the 2014 cobbles stage (the day froome dropped out).
>tfw no cobbles
>>69199284
Teklehaimanot went on a mad one last year on early flat stages because he wanted the polkadot bodysuit in the time trial
>"It was the deepest sleep I've ever had"
>tfw Carlton definitely got bummed
>>69199273
Ofcourse not. Original:
>Tony Martin (Etixx-Quick Step) was caught in the crash at km 60. Was he too tired to pay attention? This morning, he told letour.com: “I had planned to go to bed earlier but I couldn't. I had to watch the penalty shootout to the finish. I'm glad Germany won in the end. I was so hyped up that it took me a while to fall asleep.
It's from the live stream on letour.fr
>>69199240
They made a deal I think. Breen and Stuyven gets the climbing points while the Bora guys gets the sprint points
>tfw no shit posters today
>>69199628
nahh Tony martin is actually a fedora wearing weeaboo
>>69199469
No way m8. It will be a long time till we see competitive Indian cyclists. Not enough facilities or infrastructure here.
DAT PENIS
>penis drawn on road
stay classy frogs
>>69199729
ok good I wasn't seeing things
Dan Martin best Martin
ITV cutting to fucking adverts every time something funny happens
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69199811
>ITV cutting to fucking adverts
Yeah this is getting ridiculous
More ads than coverage so far
And no Phil and Paul :(
>>69199890
Eurosport does that a lot... with the 24 Hours of Le Mans. For three years in a row, EVERY SINGLE AUDI CRASH was during Eurosport obnoxious long ads.
Friendly reminder that Messi is a cycling fan.
>>69200045
uses the same dealer probably
>>69200045
Nope he isn't. Someone just gifted him a bike and a jersey, and that doesn't make him a fan.
Like me. I fucked like 7 trannies during my whole life and that doesn't make me a gay.
/TeamTay/
>>69200045
Scarcely surprised, competitive cycling is for autists
Is there footage of Contadown's fall today?
S C E N E R Y
C
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R
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>>69200092
>>69200129
Sorry lads, you obviously don't follow cycling religiously.
>>69200090
This. The achievements of sports scientists in cycling is a great advert for them in all sports!
>>69200092
how u fuck a tranny and 7 of em
>>69200168
t. newfag
>current year
>fucking sheep and eating potatoes
>>69200045
And he supports the evil team, surprise surprise.
I haven't watched the tour since Riis was fired, is Contador still cursed?
Such a shame the last rider with elegance always finds a way to crash.
The future will be 10 guys staring into their computers like Froome.
>>69200045
>Sky
fukken dropped
>>69200197
fuck them in the boipussi while milking the penise
>>69200205
Sky sent him the jersey because he was a fan.
>Newfag
>Impying
>>69200225
How are sky evil?
>>69199810
Tony Martin is just such a dumbass... I can't even disagree with that.
And he's not capable of handling his bike and takes every fucking crash
>>69200250
>Sky sent him the jersey for marketing purposes.
Fixed that for you, potato.
>>69199810
great rider.
>>69200225
>Contador still cursed?
Unfortunately yes.
>Such a shame the last rider with elegance always finds a way to crash.
Bardet and Aru are similar to Bertie, there is still hope.
Why is the bottle blurred? No-doping-policy?
>>69200225
>Such a shame the last rider with elegance always finds a way to crash.
>The future will be 10 guys staring into their computers like Froome.
nibali has more elegance than any other gc rider at the moment.
Peloton needs to start amping it up, 1 minute per 10 km now they need to gain
>>69200395
doesn't really apply with this finale.
>>69200403
hehe
WHERE THE CROSSWINDS?
>>69200403
BASED POO
>>69200358
I've been wondering that, just presumed the german for "caffiene shampoo" is different in german and now we have now voted to never see anything foreign ever again.... (rool britanya.)
Whats the german for caffiene shampoo?
>>69200403
les madmen assolutamentes
>>69200428
yeah but would be nice for them if they're not starting from behind on that hill, peloton doesn't do much for them anymore once that starts
I would expect Tinkoff especially to try and close the gap
>>69200259
Let's take it from the top.
1.
>Froome
- The ultimate cheater. Least graceful rider to ever take part in the tour. Needs to use a computer to avoid producing unhuman numbers.
2.
>Every rider who signs for the team gets 50% better
Do I even need to say it? Richie Porte has gone from a peloton climber, to leading Froome over every single mountain along with the favorites. Routinely sets Contador under pressure and even breaks away from him at times. Then unexplainably loses 10+ minutes on some easy course (again to make it look believable)
3.
>Boasson Hagen
Another doping monster who struggled with hiding his immense powers during his first season with Sky.
Do you want more?
>>69200403
Fuckin Norge
It literally took me hours to find this thread
Whi /salami/ here?
>>69200403
Possible dick-drawers:
>nice Norwegian family with the huge flag
>strangely grinning people on the left including woman with pink jacket
>elderly Germans
>lonely man with Euro flag
Can you solve this mystery, /TdF/?
>>69200403
DESIGNATED BASED POO2LOO
>>69200457
Makes sense, if I read anything non-German and non-English on packaging I immediatly assume it's cheap shit.
Kaffein-Shampoo I guess.
>>69200478
That's a very long post considering you could hace just written I'm ABE
>>69200546
kek
da chopper is back to give us goat landscape, feels comfy
>>69200478
>all I read was
BAUNES BREVKASSE
>>69200532
French bottles are weird, I got some shower gel once that was called "euphoric kiwi". it was neither.
>inb4 a terrorist comes, shoots the leader of peloton, crash happens and drama ensues
>>69200578
I wonder if there were people who set up a roadside thing only to not have it filmed because of the lack of chopper camera.
>>69200627
i don't even want to think about this but i realise it's probably just a matter of time.
>>69200646
To be quite honest with you, I have literally no idea why this hasn't happened to F1 yet.
Would be great though, shit sport, WEC surpassed it long ago.
>>69200638
happens, must feel bad, but if it's benis i guess it's fine.
>>69200627
>tfw they take advantage of all the security and attention being at the Eurocup
oh
oh no
> only 1 thread
I expected AT LEAST 4 by now senpai
>>69200532
>if I read anything non-German and non-English on packaging I immediatly assume it's cheap shit.
Lad pls
>>69200627
theres a squadron of the GIGN travelling with the tour this year... the security operation is massive... but yeah
I'm about 200m after the 2 kms
>>69200596
A brazilian with an actual funny post? Jesus
>>69200705
Do you have a sign?
>>69200705
Do you have a >2agan or >pinot sign?
Or at least /TdF/ or >contadown ?
If not pls go
>>69200704
>>69200682
>>69200646
By the way, do you euros live with some sort of fear for terrorism, or is on some state of paranoia like americans are, or you don't even care?
>>69200682
>>69200627
Terrorists nearly always strike near their own homes. As long as the Tour stays in Deep France the risk of an attack is basically zero. Only when they get to Paris will there be a real risk, but security will probably also be ridiculous.
>>69200596
YIHAR DET' FEDT!
>>69200478
Clinic get out
Reee
>>69200638
>>69200674
>Le nez de jobourg
we scotland/ireland nao
>>69200739
No one cares desu
>>69200739
They actually refused to come here so I couldn't bother to care. We aren't advanced enough for their tastes it would seem.
>>69200739
generally, we don't give a fuck...
>>69200739
It's kind of strange, but ever since the Brussels attack I've been less anxious of terrorist attacks. When it comes close to you it becomes a more mundane threat that you can deal with in a practical way, which makes coping with it much easier.
>>69200599
so it didn't made you feel euphoric
>>69200739
state of paranoia after Madrid/London about a decade ago
got a bit more lowkey where most people didn't really think about it
Has amped up again after the Paris & Brussels attacks
>>69200739
More like islamisation issues
«Terrorism» isn’t a concrete threat to me, like major attacks in Paris; it happens sometimes, but islamic violence in Europe in a smaller isn’t that unusual.
>>69200804
>can't wake up
HAVE YOU EVER
EVER FELT LIKE THIS
HOW STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
ARE YOU GOING ROUND THE TWIST
>>69200828
in a smaller scale*
Problems with mudslimes are common in France, I mean
>>69200844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
>>69200844
GET A JOB, OLD MAN
>>69200739
honestly, I'm more worried about the Irish border post brexit... The IRA would fuck our shit up way more than ISIS ever will.
>>69200749
They said that last year and someone still got on the course in paris. remember bedsheet man just before the tunnel?
alpecin becoming sponsor of katusha next year?
>>69200739
MI5 is all over these dickheads here, we don't fear much.
Do they not want to catch the lead group today?
>>69200903
>honestly, I'm more worried about the Irish border post brexit... The IRA would fuck our shit up way more than ISIS ever will
Kek. The IRA are cucked.
>>69200961
Guess not. Fucking still 5 minutes. Am starting to believe they just won't catch them anymore.
>Mechanical Anti-Doping
>>69200961
They still have 8km per minute to run in.
>>69200915
http://www.sport.de/news/ne2308555/alpecin-katusha-partnerschaft-unwahrscheinlich/
>>69200735
Yes /TdF/ and a little >2agan
>>69200915
pls no
>>69201060
pls do
>>69201060
Gonna be on the lookout!
>all the teams lined up like that
always love that
>>69201033
The commentators here say they'll set up cameras along the way who's locations will be kept secret. So even if they change the bike during the stage they won't know where the control camera will be.
>>69201060
Post sign so we're sure to recognize you
>>69201060
kek, gl
>>69199628
iktf
couldn't get any sleep last night
>>69201060
Do it faggot
30 seconds shaved.
with 700m to go
>>69201177
Any signs or something?
Morkov is all fucked up
>Thermal sensor on the motorcycle in front
Ha! There it was.
>>69201177
Lot of 7s for one post
>>69201224
I'm pretty sure that motorcycle has a hidden motor on it.
>>69201240
Oh you.
>>69196862
>dat bigass cut on his shoulder
Ouchie.
>#feelaustria cuck commercial
>yurosport cuck ad sounds on background of /TdF/
the /tdf/ is sooooo comfy
hmmm im enjoying this too much
>lelmond
>that wink
cute desu
Camp little sign blow the fuck out by meme cow
>>69201428
My penis is hard.
>2d confirmed better than 3d even on /TdF/
geraint has some ugly glasses.
>Thomas with ANOTHER flat tyre
He's somehow cheating.
>>69201482
He's a pretty big guy
>>69201471
look at Froome
breakaway might do it lads
Who was your menu for /comfy/ stage 2, /TdF/?
>salami
>rice with garlic and spaghetti a bolognese
>hot chocolate
>>69201482
round wheels
>>69201482
>oh yeah guys flat tire again I swear, totally not changing to a motor
fucking SKY
WHEN WILL THEY BE STOPPED
>>69200403
Daww look at the cute little norge next to the balls.
>>69201540
NO FUCKING WAY
>>69201534
no chance
Could these madmen actually do it? Still 3:35
BREEN
>allez sky on the ground
fuck off
>sky written all over the asphalt
>unironically, Vroome slips on the wet paint on the asphalt
OH THE IRONY
Guys I have a problem. I'm a professional cook and I always have to suffer from hot steam in my face. Wut do?
>>69201535
>yakisoba
>coke
hard to spot the yellow jersey with all these yellow jerseys
Is nibai in the tour this year?
>>69201605
protective mask?
Pay attention lads
Something's gonna happen soon
>Be me
>Insane weather outside - thunder and biblical rain hitting the windows
>lounging on the sofa with /tdf/, the official tour magazine
>gf next to me curled up and snoozing
>gf wakes up and makes me pizza
>comfy as fuck
>>69201605
German engineering for your kitchen.
>>69201631
yes.
>>69201582
>8km of descent now
They might actually do it the absolute madmen
>>69201605
If only there was a solution for your problem
>>69201631
>nibai
Only 23km until it's all over and we can get on with our lives.
how tough is the final climb?
>>69201605
hot steam actually cleanses your pores so it's good.
>>69201631
Yes. To help Aru. But he probably won't do that
>>69201648
>gf
She's cheating on you.
>>69201667
I think he is replaced by Aru
>>69201648
my life suxs.
>>69201648
>gf
thats pretty gay dude.
Also, noone gives a fuck, here we talk bikes and memes, not your personal life.
>>69201666
ikr
any architects here, who can help me?
>>69201687
Thank God!!!
Bennett dropped. RIP
>tfw no french rural city to live in
>>69201648
I-I don’t care, I have my waifu…
>>69201687
Will have to go out once it's over and will probably go by bike even if it looks like it'll rain.
>>69201648
>Be me
>Have broken sternum after surgery
>Lying in bed watching the tour
>Gf is in NZ
>Only have /sp/
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>>69201712
does degenkolb stand any chance?
>>69201688
theres a section with 14%
>>69201759
i've had your waifu too ;)
>>69201605
Any professional cook has a problem that Bora cannot solve.
>>69201687
You don’t have a program after the stage? We’ve like 2 more hours of /tdf/ on french TV
>>69201778
he will win by 2minutes
>>69201778
If he's feeling good it would be a nice finish for him.
>>69201807
:^)
>>69201794
Even with the second Viking sack of Paris tonight?
>>69201794
if you watch that bullshit you really have time to lose
>>69201785
Good tastes
Cecilia is a bit annoying desu
Char is fine tho
>it's a breakaway gives me false hope and then gets caught episode
>it's a rerun
>Still 3 minutes
Yeah, the peloton is fucked. 2agan can't even second now.
>3 minutes with 11 miles left
Breakaway has it lads
>gap is less than three minutes
it's ogre
Now would be a good time for a crash in the peloton
ALLEZ LES MADMEN
is there an english stream without commercials? this NBCSports one keeps cutting every minute to do 3 minutes of ads
>>69201828
Not the same channel
>>69201836
Idc, I can do something else on my pc at the same time.
>>69201858
>>69201848
BREEN
based GVA has this one in the bag, easily
>>69201807
just imagine him standing right behind the finish line washing his hair with alpecin while the jealous peloton arrives
>>69201858
>Breakaway has it lads
Nope.
>>69201769
You went over the bars, right?
>>69201848
>>69201858
>>69201860
>Le foreigner commentators eventually realized it as well
>breakaway is actually gonna make it
Going to be close.
>>69201897
any problems france?
>>69201882
Sternotomy
>>69201916
flawless
Dubs and Stuyven wins
>>69201898
gj peleton....
at least we have meme winner
>>69201966
sheet
The break hardly ever makes it, you know this.
>>69201966
>1966
ENGLAND WINS
>>69201966
wew lad
>>69201966
Confirmed lads
someone in the peloton should push someone else with his hand so everyone behinds him crashes
no one will notice
>>69201966
WITNESSED
>put me on the screencap
Contador cucking Sagan out of a win
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALL IN FOR BORA
>>69201897
In the last 4 miles they've pulled them back by only 20 seconds, break is making it
>>69200705
INCOMING LADS
Is it possible that the peloton catches at this point?
>>69202045
still a total of 4 km uphill in the last 10.
>>69202064
No it's over 0 chance
BASED DIDI
>>69202064
peloton won't
vroom or contador might if they go full throttle in the last climbs
>>69202059
I'M READY
>>69202064
Yes. 70/30 in favour of the peloton IMO.
Breen with that cheeky win
Pls god
>SKY in front
>>69202106
M E M E
E
M
E
They still have a 2km climb. Peloton will take a minute back there.
FORTUNEO
O
R
T
U
N
E
O
>Contadown nervous as fuck
I m aftr the roundabout of 2kms
COME ON PAUL VOSS!!!!!
Peloton will come back during the lasts 2kms
top four for breen, what the fuck
still not convinced they're gonna make it though, the last climb gonna be tough
>>69202145
Got it.
>>69202145
k, keep me posted
based Stuyven
>>69202159
>top four
top three i mean
breen looks tired af
rip breen
fugg
>>69201966
Happening
>>69202145
scream "S P!!!!"
BREAK
IS
FUCKED
;_;
>>69201966
HOLY SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT LADS
TOP TIER ACTING THERE
>>69201966
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
BIGGEST HAPPENING IN /sp/
>>69202209
it's pronounced 'spuh' mate, everyone knows this
>memenkolb
>>69202211
The climb is here, he's still fine.
S T U Y V E N
3km until he reaches the climb.
Is Stuyven elite?
>>69202293
1 km until they reach the 2agan sign from frenchbro.
S T U Y V E N
T
U
Y
V
E
N
our lads at 700m right?
I want skeletal to attack and blow them all out, that would be hilarious.
Porte's tire derped!
>Porte
>porte
TJ confirmed for leader now ayyyy
>porte
>porte
rip richie
RIPORTE
The city of Porte
>>69202301
Taking the stage, yellow, green and polka dot at once
the absolute madman
>port
RIP
>EPOrte
rip his GC chances
lmao wtf luck @@
Good
Go Ritchie. Nice TDF you had there but now it's over.
>Porte
>Porte
>>69202247
It's spee
RIPORTE!
>PORTE IS DED
AUSSIES BTFO
>PORTE IS DED
AUSSIES BTFO
>PORTE IS DED
AUSSIES BTFO
>PORTE IS DED
AUSSIES BTFO
>PORTE IS DED
AUSSIES BTFO
Look out for anon
STUYVEN SLOWING DOWN!
porte a cunt. yelled at me to "get of his fucking wheel" when we were going up walunga. righto m80
POOPEELIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>69202387
>in b4 they show the peloton when Stuyven is at the spot and Stuyven when the peloton passes it
>>69202392
well it's uphill m8
well done breen
Anon incoming.
Frenchie said he was 200m past the 2k
hes coming up
pls tdf signn
Fuck
he aint making it
>>69202443
>Camera stayed with the peloton
WELP!
Stuyven not going to make it
Choke incomming
>>69202411
yup, fuck these cameras
Aaaaand it was a helicopter shot French anon :(
>frog nowhere to be seen
feeling sad 2bh
>They caught him
;_;
>>69202498
No it wasn't it cut to the pelaton
saganwinslol
poor stuyven
:' ((
Why are these threads so Yuropean?
Here we go!
THISB REAKS MY HEART
2agan incoming
;_;
God damn it Eddy
So close yet so far
1AGAN
>the way stuyven looked at the peloton
:(
PE1ER PE1ER PE1ER PE1ER
1AGAN
1agan!
SAGAN!
FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN FIRSTGAN
BASED SAGOAT
OUR BOY
PE1ER
E
1
E
Bravo Julian
2AGAN!
SAGAN
A
G
A
N
>No breakaway win
>No french anon shot
>Sagan not second
terrible day
IT'S HAPPENING
2AGAN'S CURSE IS OVER
Are memes, dare I say it, dead?
>no 2agan
>no 66 confirmed a meme
>no /spuh/ shots
Shit stage 2bh
1AGAN GETS THE YELLOW
BASED 1AGAN
the madman did it!!
Have a feeling he cut some lines there climbing. Let's hope they don't revoke the win.
damn great race
poor Stuyven
fuck those cunts for blocking GVA
happy for Sagan
all these feels
FUCK YES LADS
Fuck ! I like Sagan but Alaphillippe could have done it !
inb4 podium shenanigans by sagan
lol porte 1:45 down gg
Give up old man contador, this race is not for you
sad frog wasn't anywhere to be seen
>>69202635
OI LAD
>Cavendish
>Sagan
Is this the worst start to a TdF ever?
>>69202635
OH SHIT
>>69202599
the euros stole them all
>>69202635
There he is!
>>69202635
messi
>>69202635
WELL PLAYED LAD
>>69202635
kek
we famous now
>>69202635
ahahahaaha well done absolute madman
>>69202635
Ayyy
>>69202635
Chap-oh lad
>>69202635
>2agan
>>69202635
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ACTUAL ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69202635
LE LEL
First for dead memes
>>69202635
oui
>>69202635
Please tell me this is legit
This cant be happening right now
The fucking madman
>>69202635
FRANCE YES
>>69202635
Tomorrows thread pic plz
>>69202635
I was supposed to go see the Tour on wednesday as it comes in my region, but the friend I was supposed to go with will already be there and I don't want to do the road alone, maybe I'll go with another friend and then I will make a sign too !
>>69202635
The absolute madman
>>69202635
Nice
>>69202635
based
>>69202635
gonna need a hi-res
>>69202635
based
>>69202635
Tip top
Spit spot
>>69202635
Top lad
>>69202635
>2agan
Wonder how he feels now after he actually fucking won.
>>69202635
>That cardboard
>>69202700
if you can access it, MOTO 1 Stream at 3:33.20
>>69202635
OUR GUY
U
R
G
U
Y
>>69202635
ABSOLUMENT FOU
>>69202635
M A D M A N
E
M
E
/TdF/ is saved
>it's a 2agan interview
sagan yellow?
Sprinters confirmed best riders.
>>69202635
French confirmed best anon.
>>69202635
No need to watch more of the tour this year. This is the winner right here
>>69201648
>Be me
>Insane weather outside - thunder and lightning
>bf makes me eggs and coffee and goes back to Hearthstone and leaves me alone
>know we will have furious sex later on
>comfy as fuck
Why aren't you lads gay yet?
>>69202635
Absolute madman
>>69202635
BASED WE FAMOUS NOW
>>69202635
This is it
We have already eclipsed 2015's meme level
Its gonna be a fucking good tour lads
>>69202756
didn't know he had won
>>69202635
(You)
>>69202635
>(You)
(You)
Y
o
u
)
He didn't even know he won crossing the line. :#
>>69202635
well done lad
>>69202740
What distance out was it?
>>69202635
the hero we dont deserve
>>69202635
Ayyyyyyyyy based anon
>>69202635
based
>>69202635
Infinite madman
>>69202635
/sp/ is saved
/TdF/ is saved
We need tdf and greentext on the road, preferably on a hc climb. Only then can we rest.
>Sagan in yellow
>>69202779
RARE
>>69202817
2Km before the finish, as he said. Just after a bus stop in the climb, check for the red car trying to take over
>>69202635
Nice
>>69202635
epic
>>69202635
The greentext jersey is yours m8
>>69202779
They have internet at the Faroe now, how the world has evolved.
Sagan won lel
I feel dumb now
what do we do now lads?
>>69202958
New thread.
>>69202958
Wait for the Euros
>CUNTADOR
>PORTE
>>69202958
>Contadown
>Porte
>Pilot
>Vroome
>>69202958
Someone stream some 30/ 30 or some shit
>>69202635
asb
madman
>>69202952
surely it goes to >>69197265 the actual absolute madman
>>69202958
I read crying contafags on cycling news
>>69202987
>Geflat Tiremas
>>69202958
Wait for Signbro to come back
>>69202958
SGDQ in 1 hour, more to laugh at.
>>69203028
>>69203039
yes it goes to cardboard anon, i just managed to take a crappy screenshot
>Dat submarine in dry dock
>>69202958
we wait for the semen slurp.
>tomorrow is another high-level comfy countryside stage
See you lads then
>YELLOW JERSEY
lol wut
>>69203072
>i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet
now everyone will be talking sucking his dick in this fucking country fuck
>stage win
>green jersey
>yellow jersey
2based
>>69203208
good
>>69202635
ITS HABBENING
WE FAMOUS NOW
>>69203224
>Stuyven could've had it all
>>69203224
>then proceed to shake hands with everyone 3(THREE) times
>>69203193
praise the frenchbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYUZIW0kEPM
He actually did it
>>69203224
Stage win+yellow+green+rainbow
>contador
>>69203226
fuck off
>>69203208
i feel you
Coz I'm autistic and I felt like making this
If you think its shit fuck you
>>69203482
can i print this off?
>>69203115
Has anyone ever patted their bike like it was a horse?
>>69203502
If you must
>>69203482
going to be perfect for r/4chan thanks
>>69203482
>not included in screencap
t-thanks
>>69202635
posting just for (you)
>>69203539
Too late lad, I already posted it.
>>69203482
you put one unrelated post, but good montage Anon
>>69203569
Better?
>>69203482
nice
>>69203638
you've ruined it
>>69203684
bugger
Looking forward to tomorrow lads...
>"It's the turd stage"
How do you guys know he isn't from r/tdf/???
>>69204839
the subreddit for road racing is r/peloton
there is a specific tour de france sub but it's dead
