THE ITALY CURSE IS DEAD
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IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CURSE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUYS, I'M LITERALLY IN TEARS RIGHT NOW
GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND CELEBRATE THIS HISTORIC MOMENT WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The good guys finally won
no nigga Regular time or nothing
I feel bad for Buffon, came so close.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>69177209
you didn't beat them in 90 minutes
>>69177342
>good guys
>committed genocide
yeah okay
NIGGA DAM
fifa official rules says its a tie
>>69177428
7-0 pendejo
>>69177535
>boateng.jpg
dindu nuffin
>>69177535
>believeing Allied/soviet propaganda
I'm happy for you deutsche brother. Now win this shit.
>bad guys "win" again
>except they didn't actually win but just tied
really makes you think
>>69177209
you are still a cuck along with your entire nation :^)
>screencap of live soccer viewing currently
>>69177535
>killed a bunch of jews
>not the good guys
?!?
>>69177535
Yeah I bet you guize have been taught in school how Neuer was the angel of death of Auschwitz, lardass
>>69177209
Good job guys. Damn Neuer is based as fuck.
>>69177209
well, technically this counts as a draw
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEUTSCHLAND
YOU FUCKED ME UP WITH THE MATCH
>>69177209
Congratz germanbros :)
I swear I'm not dead inside
That's a tie.
This salty anglo tears here
just awesome
GET REKT
SIEG!
ALL PRAISE TO THE BREAKER OF THE CURSE, JOGI LÖW
>>69177342
This desu
>>69177535
Back to the oven you go
>>69177581
>Honduras
Holy shit you guys have internet?
Awwww I love Germany
MEME YEARS DID IT AGAIN
>>69177711
Neuer is cute. CUTE!
>>69177535
>the current year
>still believing in the holocaust
>>69177535
Yeah it's not like you did one too.
>passionless robotic team wins
ugh
>>69177535
i´m not even mad right now hahaa ez
>>69177535
like you
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>>69177852
He's probably a drug kingpin.
I don't even care if we get in the finals or anything, this is more I could have ever wished for.
>>69177535
USA
>good guys
>committed suicide against native americans
yeah okay
>>69177814
>>69177817
what a game Luigi and Mario, gg
I'm almost dead guys
I'm a wreck right now
I feel powerless, this shootout has sucked the power out of me
But holy shit, DO I FEEL AWESOME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
WE FUCKING BEAT ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU HECTOR AND THANK YOU NEUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69177852
>Vietnam
Isn't that a war?
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>69177209
But we still didn't win in a competitive match against them.
Joachim Löw just realized how to circumvent the curse.
>>69177711
We don't learn about WWII in school, Fritz. We learn about it from our grandfathers.
Yes, yes, well done Italy, well done Italy, however...
>>69177209
The scoreboard says 1-1, mein herr. Congrats on the advancement, but the curse is not broken.
>>69177535
>Americans having a right to speak of genocides and human right violations
Celebrate in stoic silence kameraden.
>>69177913
>passionless
>chokes hard under pressure
Pick one.
>>69177535
Of course thats why we are the good guy? All of you are the bad ones, and we will prove to you that we were right when we allow the white race to be tainted
Bretty good match desu, dat 9 era penal.
>>69177984
>Panama
Isn't that a paper?
i have never seen such a penalty shoot out before
NIEMALS IN MEINEM LEBEN ZUVOR SAH ICH EIN SOLCHES ELFMETERGESCHIESSE
For you, German boys <3
well done Germany. try to do it in a world cup next time
>>69178026
>be 40+
>throw unrelated historical facts on 4chan /sp/
bet your grandpa is hella proud of you, Jason
>>69177814
Thank you, Italybro!
I feel bad for Buffon, he really would've deserved it, classiest man in world football
Your team will always stay a favorite at every major tournament
Horribly undeserved.
It literally took 3 penalty misses to break the curse
That's how hard the curse was
Germany have literally only ever missed 2 penalties in shootouts before in the history of football.
lmao @ shitaly tho
> wait for penalties
> showboat during penalties
> lose penalties
PENALTIES DONT COUNT FAGGOT NEONAZI SCUM FUCK YOU AND YOUR UGLY ASS WOMEN. LUCKY GAME FOR YOU BARBARIANS AND YOU KNOW IT. WE HERE IN NEW JERSEY WILL YOU FUCK YOU GERMANS UP
>>69177535
It's like amerifats can't help but to be hypocrite.
>>69178075
>tzeentch
edgy
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOM5EN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOM5EN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES I4N CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES I3N CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GER2MAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REF2UGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
GERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY1 REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
G2ERMAN WOMEN WILL BE RAPED BY REFUGEES IN CELEBRATION OF WIN!!!
Well meme'd Italy!
>>69178209
Cry more and fill my cup
>the curse is broken
well played germans bro, you deserved this
>>69177814
If you would have won I would have cheered for you after tonight
racists win, again
>>69178225
German women look exactly like american women.
why didn't you guys use Poldi? didn't you still have a sub?
>>69178334
I wasn't aware you were even playing tonight. Must've missed that match.
>>69178356
SIEG
>>69178209
ICELAND
C
E
L
A
N
D
>>69177535
6 million
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED TONY
SO FUCKING UNDESERVED
SO FUCKING UNDESERVED
SO FUCKING UNDESERVED
wtf i hate germany now
And now I have to deal with fucking annyoing Autokorsos, pls leave us normal people alone.
Nice """""sport""""", real nice sport where you can win through sheer luck just like Real Madrid.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
why couldn't I have been born in based America
I hate this memecountry.
Your team was better.
Poor Buffon, having to play with such morons.
>>69178392
>>German women look exactly like american women.
Not really. American women (and men) don't really look like anything in Europe. You can pretty much single them out everywhere.
I think it's time we had another one of those team-wiping plane crashes.
>>69177814
Gg. Let's settle it with coin toss next time.
Quick post here to absolve yourself from the eternal curse
>>69177979
>hector
seriously?
the guy just keeps crossing without majority/anyone in the box, it is frankly just a glorified turnover
>>69178541
As long as Buffon is not on the plane, I wouldn't mind it.
>>69178499
Einmal Döner mit scharf zum mitnehmen.
Anyone else nearly had a heart attack during the penalties?
I felt like I was close to collapsing, that's how much I was shaking.
Too many crazy tense moments.
>celebrating a loss against Iceland
Poor little hans.
>>69178467
>implying I'm not supporting Iceland
The only good guys left.
>>69178062
>A fucking leaf
>>69178336
Christ, what a match, my heart
well played to Italy, tough opponents all around
You know what time is it its time to take a laugh LADS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahhhaaahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
BELLA CIAO AMORE
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHhhahhahhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHhhhah
>>69177535
because I was responsible for what happend in the far far away past.
Idiot.
>>69177209
took a dozen penalties but we did it
>>69178499
>I hate it when the team that represents my country wins
Got cucked by refugees again, Kevin?
>>69178499
>being this butthurt you get yourself a proxy
lel, why are Americans so obsessed with us?
>>69177852
>Vietnam
How ironic
DEUTSCHLAND, FICK JA!
>>69177817
I fear you're right
;_;
Officaly it will be recorded as a draw, sorry hans
>>69178689
>implizieren iceland didnt get to the finals purely by luck
lol who the fuck ever thought they were gonna get that far
not even iceland themselves
Yes yes, well done Germoney well done...
HOWEVER!
Next time you won't have it so easy
[spoiler]gg[/spoiler]
>>69178695
That's not even how you spell Wales.
Yeah you still have never beaten Italy.
inb4 "knocked them out". In Euro 96 Italy - Germany ended in a draw and Italy got knocked out. The curse refers to never winning a game against them.
>>69177209
I never thought that I would see this in my lifetime. I'm so damn happy at the moment.
>>69178797
an actual leaf
>It's a KekoldmanyWinsLOL episode
BORING, why do they keep repeating this shit?
>>69177897
>turkey
>genocide denier
pick 2
gg Germany
>>69178780
I don't care for Wales.
>>69178225
>this mad
>>69178841
>clinging this hard to a draw
If this is what an Italy without a midfield can do to the best German generation, I fear for your future matches again the Italians.
H O W E V E R
O
W
E
V
E
R
all of premier league player missed penalty in this game, lel
>>69178676
Yeah this really wasn't good for my heart, but thankfully it ended on a good note.
NOT VERY SURPRISING!
Why are Americans and Canadians so obsessed and butthurt about us?
>>69177209
Holy shit that was intense, more goals missed in this penalties serie than goals scored in the entire history of Englel team!
>>69178499
i lol'd
>>69178948
Italy didn't score a single goal that wasn't a PK against Germany this match.
Germany actually worked hard enough to score. As a PK team, I am on Germany's side here.
Hector, Hector...Uber alles :')
>>69178749
I'm sadly Germany you double Turk. Biggest goal in life is to become an American though tbqh.
>>69178738
sorry I'm not that pathetic that I identify myself by the country I was born in. Instead, I choose the objectively best country (America).
Me > You cucks.
>>69177897
We don't have as much practice in ignoring genocide as your nation, Mehmet
Congratulatuons germanbros. You totally deserved it. Pelle is a fucking cunt. Hope you will blow up fucking france. Do it for the AXIS
>>69178851
>mexico
>having moral high ground on anything ever
carefully pick one
>>69178999
Wait, is this true?
Top kek if yes
>>69177535
>America lecturing others about genocide
'ad a good laugh there m8
>>69179061
And it was a beautiful goal too, if I might add.
>>69179030
Why though, Buffon killed two kicks and almost got another two.
>the curse is broken
>Germany can win against Italy
So...Does this mean
I can get a gf now?
I can find a good job?
>>69177209
based Mehmet Scholl is trashtalking the guy who comes up with the retarded strategies like today
literally the based god Scholl
>>69179030
Based motherfucker.
>>69179031
I'd like to know too.
>>69179078
1/10, way too obvious yank
>>69179033
Was that really necessary?
I just want to laugh at Zaza.
>>69179031
I was wondering the exact same thing
>>69179131
kek people in my area are destroying italian fast foods shops even though most of them are turkish/kurdish owned
>>69179104
you mean except for every battle you've been in?
>>69179195
THEIR ENGLISH LANGUAGE TWITTER ACCOUNT ANON
>>69178499
Yes hello, I'll take a pizza speciale with a bit of basil on top.
30 minutes? Alright, thanks, see you.
>>69179195
English Twitter account
>>69179202
are you in italy or why do you ask these questions?
you're DEUTSCH, be a MAN
>>69179229
>yank
hör mal auf britische Ausdrücke zu benutzen du Mongo. Bin leider kein Ami, ist aber mein größtes Ziel im Leben
Not my fault that it's the most beautiful country of all time.
Best landscapes
Best culture
Best climate zones
Friendliest people
Best food
Best everything to be quite honest with y'all
God Bless America
>>69177342
>Good guys
You guys are literally roman reigns tier, everyone boos you
>>69179031
>>69179287
They don't know the sport but they know you're the bad guys in this game.
>>69179031
>Why are Americans and Canadians so obsessed and butthurt about us?
They are secretly sexually attracted to us, they all want to blow us but they block those sexual urges by being butthurt at us
NAME ANOTHER SPORT THAT CAN BE THIS EXCITING, NEARLY GIVING YOU A HEART ATTACK
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T
>>69179331
>>69179387
WAS? SPRECHT DEUTSCH
>>69179131
Ozil, Schweinsteiger, Darmian
>>69179423
Ich hoffe inständig und um deiner eigen Wohl, dass du ein Troll bist.
wew lad
>>69179423
>60% white
nice try, Ami
Now that thw tournament is over...who /hyped for next season/ here?
This was the final, right?
>>69177209
Congrats Germany, you finally(barely) beat them and broke the curse
NOT SO FAST KRAUTKEKS
>>69179133
>>69179133
>>69179133
>>69179432
>lol
http://fortune.com/2016/01/20/germany-best-country-usnews/
>>69178676
It nearly ran fluent when Kimmich went to the spot. Strangely enough I wasn't that afraid with Boateng. BUT AT HECTOR!
>>69177581
>>69177852
>>69178754
please stop
>mfw my bet was right
>>69178676
I was praying to Buffon for 15 solid minutes.
It did not work and now I don't know what to do with myself.
>>69179604
but there were many dubs that promised an italy win
>>69177999
We had it in the bag after 1-0. There wasn't even any competition anymore. It was only for Boateng that it didn't go through.
>>69178209
Lol
>>69179537
nenne mir ein Gegenargument?
Gib wenigstens zu, dass du nicht diese Sichtweise hättest, wenn du nicht hier geboren worden wärst.
Sehr mittelmäßiges Land hier, klar Top25 weltweit schon, aber trotzdem.
>>69179561
thought Amis are too dumb to learn languages. Make up your meme mind.
>>69179679
How about kill yourself?
Is there a more buttclenching sport than this, holy fucking shit.
>>69178676
I was 99% convinced Kimmich would miss.
Like, I was mentally already preparing for being eliminated....
And then he scored and the horror went on, with a big awesome happy end
Yeah, I'm a mess physically
>>69179717
Over football? I feel empty, but I'm still a reasonable man.
>>69178676
nah, was regular for me
>mfw one of my first memories was Baggio missing at USA '94
>>69179651
Wie schlecht seid ihr denn, bei uns sind nur vier in der Gruppe und wir haben 87, 86, 82, und 73 Punkte.
>>69179624
Kimich was really bad, doing to many mistakes. He clearly was nervous through out the game.
>>69179104
since when did you actually do something to prevent or fight genocide?
>>69177209
congrats germany. it was a tight game, your mindset was superior though, you deserved it. now please, get that thing away from France, please.
>>69178768
You wish, mario
>>69179716
>best culture
>best food
>y'all
Actually anything you listed is opinion and highly subjective, even though you claimed looking at it objectively. I do support yourself expressing your opinion, I personally think you are a fucking retard for having it though
t. Deng Xiaoping
>>69179199
Neuer was in the game all the time and securing against these Italians quite and solid. He also saved penalties.
>>69179943
This. Please not France
>>69179844
He is really young and unfinished. He might have a great future ahead of himself but it was laughable how the journalists compared him to Lahm after making one good match against a weak team.
>>69177209
What the fuck was that? Terrible match from start to finish. Awful. You guys are down-syndrom-tier for having missed so much penaltys
>>69179943
yes, now we shall form another fragile axis to defeat the frogmen
>>69180003
Not France, not Portugal, not Germany.
Guess everyone has to send the meme power to Iceland and Wales...
anyone more of her? She's so qt
>>69180041
Prepare your anus, froglets
>>69180003
>>69179943
What's wrong with France m8s?
One door closes, another opens. Meme magic must continue somehow
Enjoy never winning a final every again
>>69179990
zu faul jetzt zu antworten, gehe jetzt ins Fitnessstudio um ne Runde zu liften ihr dyels
ich hab aber recht und die Diskussion gewonnen
>>69180062
It's Graziano Pelle's gf
>>69180051
>>69180051
>tfw the pub full of Italian Canadians all get butthurt
Glorious memes, danke fellow Deutsch bros
>>69179716
If you have no love for where your family comes from than you don't know your town and culture. That means you have no clue about your tribe but since you have no appreciation for culture, yes immigration seems to be the best option for you instead of tending to your land.
>>69177897
> turkey
> denying genocide
Truly our greatest ally
>>69177897
Salam Ali
>>69179834
du bist so toooooooll
>>69179844
Did he really bother you that much in the game? I only hoped nobody would pass to Hector but I liked how the guys send Kimmich around. I was actually quite impressed because I did expect him to have no chance against sneaky Italians.
>>69177852
naaam?
>>69177913
Part time dentist
I'm sorry Germany penalties don't count Italy will probably beat you again some day and if will be way worse (since this was kind of a ah well we didn't win with our Southampton/Sampdoria strikeforce defeat for the Italians )
>>69179943
>your mindset was superior though
>scoring a goal
>completely laying back and then chicken around
At least it wasn't the typical German stuff where we get scored against in the last ten minutes or so. I hate that.
>>69180285
My mom is from Russia, half Armenian. My dad was also born in Russia, although Russlanddeutscher. So your argument doesn't really make that much sense, or am I also supposed to love Russia?
>you don't know your town and culture
I know about my town though, it's nothing special. Kinda cool I guess.
>you have no appreciation for culture
But I love America. That means I have a lot of appreciation for culture, since the US has more culture than the rest of the world combined.
>>69180515
>completely laying back and then chicken around
Were you watching RTL 2 during the match?
Gomez literally had another big fucking chance after the 1-0
The Italian goal was more or less outta nowhere and gifted to them by Boateng
>>69180420
Ja ich führe übrigens obwohl ich auf Italien getippt habe.
>>69180062
>2â–¶
>File: 1467496530141s.jpg (13 KB, 250x234)
Viktoria Varga
>>69180580
Then just fuck off there already, Ivan Kardashian
>>69177209
Congratulations guys. Must be a hell of a night all over Germany tonight. Glad we could fight well with our close to ridiculous line-up. Enjoy the party
>>69180580
>since the US has more culture than the rest of the world combined
ey geh jetzt in die fitte, du spastiker. deinen dummen scheiß kann kein mensch ertragen.
und ja, now i am actually this mad
>>69180041
Shitting on your nigger team will be E A S Y
WE ALREADY WON THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT
ITS OVER
O V E R
>>69178196
>classiest man in world football
I would not go that far
>>69180408
I bet you believe the moon landing, round earth and smart women are real too
>>69177209
>some germans didn't live long enough to witness the curse being broken
F
>>69179423
> america
> culture
Pick one
>>69179943
ty
>I was cheering for Italy in the 2006 finals because every brave german is taught to hate the frogs
Such intense match...I fucking love Germany!
>>69178225
The only goal Italy scored in regular time was a penalty.
We'd still win by your logic you complete idiot.
>>69180715
>>69180686
kek, wenn ich Amerikaner bin trolle ich euch dann mit Ami-Flagge
>>69180763
>my grandpa is one of them
>>69180580
You can be happy about living here though, man.
I like America, but just look at the education system there for example. People amount massive debts just to get a decent degree in America, you don't have to do that here
>>69180638
du bist so toooooooooooooooooooll
>>69180828
more than all the other countries in the world COMBINED, and I'm not even exaggerating.
I was too nervous to shitpost while the penalties happened. Can anyone link me to a webm of Zaza dancing into the night?
>>69180910
Ja da hast du schon nich komplett unrecht, ähnlich das Gesundheitssystem.
Trotzdem das beste Land aller Zeiten, kann man nich leugnen.
>>69180972
Here you go m8
It is breaking (you) records currently
>>69176926
>>69176926
>>69176926
>>69180911
Ja ich bin übrigens der gleiche, der hier America so feiert.
Doppelter Beweis der Intelligenz nennt man das wohl.
>>69179199
Buffon played on tiem at the end, making the match borring until someone decided to force him to pick up the balll
>>69180580
Bewegst du dich hauptsächlich unter Russland Deutschen oder kennst viele?
Würdest du sagen du bist dort mit deinen Faible für die USA eher in der Minderheit?
Manche sind ja wie man durch die Medien erfährt pro Putin eingestellt viele aber auch sehr anti sovjetisch/russisch.
>>69180580
>since the US has more culture than the rest of the world combined.
That's fore sure something that you don't see often.
UBER ALLES!
>>69179986
He's irish
>>69180580
So you're at most half German. Of course it is impossible for you then to capture and be ingrained with the German spirit when you don't even belong to one of the German tribes. You are an immigrant already but Germany is not your fit so you are moving on.
I guess you therefore got what you wanted out of Germany. Goodbye.
>>69181043
Thanks, this was golden. Deserves every (you) it can get.
>>69177535
The hoax didn't happen, but it should and it will.
Jews deserve far worse than 6 million dead.
>>69181131
Nein ich hab so gut wie keine Freunde, aber mein Vater und die meisten Verwandten sind sehr neutral, meine Mutter aber ziemlich pro-Russisch
>>69181166
yep, sadly a LOT of people are falling for Anti-American propaganda. Quite a shame, but on the other hand it's probably a good thing that not every single human being on earth wants to become an American, better for me.
>>69177710
Didn't kill enough unfortunately.
>>69180101
>>69180727
Yeah right, i'm so terribly afraid after what i've seen LMAO
Good luck shooting those birds, we have a final to win!
Gratz deutschbros. Good job! Very happy you won!
>>69180624
Italy was literally smothered by our team but after the goal they let Italy come back into the game and I know that because I was screaming at my screen for ten minutes and then you get the goal.
That is how this always plays out against Italians! You give them one chance to sneak in and they use it and 60 minutes before they were nearly strangled to death.
>>69181317
>Nein ich hab so gut wie keine Freunde
>Ctrl-F "(you"
>22 results
good thread so far
>>69181317
Look, I too like the US and all, but can you at least explain the things you are talking about? Why do they have a bigger culture than the whole world combined?
Also, gg to all my krautbros. Fucking win the tournament now.
>>69177209
LEAKED: Zaza als Kind beim Elfmetertraining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvXF2ZB4aWQ
>>69177209
t'is but a penalty shootout
doesn't really count, still havn't stopped them inside the game time.
however:
HOORAY WE'RE THE CHAMPS
other teams are total losers so far, if they just keep form (which wasn't even that good today) the rest should be a cakewalk.
Most scary team left: iceland
>>69179624
Gigi read almost all Germany's PK, and most of them were a bit high.
Hector kicked it low when Gigi aimed high.
fuck that was intense
>>69181317
>>69181317
With your ignorance your pretty much born to become American.
Good luck.
>>69179033
Let's see how many goals the French National Nigger Team scores against Iceland.
>>69181610
We have eliminated Italy for the first time, that's what counts
Nobody will give a shit about how it happened some years (or weeks actually) from now
I'm legit more mad about the fact I can't make fun of Germans anymore about football than actually going out.
Realistically, we gave Germany a tough ass fight.
Score once? Not so fast.
Get ahead in penalties? Not so fast.
Then finally out.
Also this isn't really the best Italian generation and our best mids couldn't participate either (Marchisio,Verratti).
I guess we'll take revenge by crashing the Euro currency with no survivors.
>>69178356
>all aryan
Literally nothing wrong
>>69178797
Being knocked out via points doesn't count
>>69181588
You, and the majority of people on this planet consume mainly American media.
Probably like 99% of good TV shows, 95% of movies, and at least 60% of good music comes from the US.
Or did you fall for the "That's not real culture XD only paintings and statues are le real culture" meme?
Well, look at modernist, postmodernist and avantgarde art. Where do a lot of the most famous artists (one might even call it a majority) come from? America.
Maybe I was exaggerating a little, but I'm sure if you do the math it's gonna be real close. Who else comes close? Italy? China?
>>69177535
>amerifat trying to lecture others about genocide
>>69178356
Is this shit real?
>>69181757
If we pull that of, will them die?
>>69181757
if you crash the currency we're just going to giggle madly because we'll have an even easier time exporting shit.
worst thing the EU can do to us is actually do well for once.
>>69181636
thanks man, 'ppreciate it.
Although I'm less ignorant than you.
>>69181757
Well you had that penalty because Boateng didn't keep his hands down. The rest of the game was fucking boring and while Germany was the better team nearly all the time, you had your moments fouling German players and shit.
>>69177209
But you didn't win, it ended 1-1, what game have you seen?
>>69181843
That's a big plan
>>69181928
So you didn't win in 2006?
Noice.
>>69181941
4 U
>>69181984
Neither have you. Your point?
>>69177692
Nah, here is the real one.
>>69182147
lel
#TopBantz
>>69181925
The Italian team is ok at best.
We have no strikers that you can rely on, and our two best midfielders are injured.
Germany has 5-6 quality mids and a good defense and they still had 2 chances to score in the whole game, despite that.
I'd say I'm satisfied with the outcome. Boateng was hailed as best central def in the world before the game and now is humbled. Hummels is better.
>>69182258
Boateng played great though.
I cant blame him for the penalty.
>>69181757
I don't even care what happens now. You have no clue what it means for Germans when they're playing against an Italian side. Fucking 2006 or 2012 and I won't even mention all those Champions League games.
I guess it already took a load of our minds when slicksters like Inzaghi and Gattuso finally retired. As a teenager I was already afraid they would play until they died on the pitch before giving. And that Buffon is still around!
>>69182258
>Boateng was hailed as best central def in the world before the game and now is humbled. Hummels is better.
What? Bonucci is at least on the same level if not better. Defensively Barzagli is better.
>>69182312
And he scored a fucking important penalty!
>>69181817
You are not wrong, but you are exaggerating, and a lot too. 60 years of predominance are still nothing compared to 2000 years old or even more cultures and traditions. But now I realize that this argument is kinda pointless too. How exactly do you measure culture? With a stick?
>>69182258
>Boateng was hailed as best central def in the world before the game and now is humbled.
He said he was just trying to get his hands out of the way so there wouldn't be a penalty and he didn't get them down fast enough.
>Caring about statistics
Italy didnt even try to score most of the game and now they are out.
>>69182312
>I cant blame him for the penalty.
lol why?
I agree, he played awesome, but that penulty was literally his fault.
His fault and only his fault.
>>69182312
I think Germany played well overall.
Boateng did a really dumb mistake that almost got you out, sometimes it happens.
>>69182382
Yeah I'd say Bonucci/Hummels, then Barzagli
>>69182429
With my big dick
Anyone has a webm of Müller vs. Chiellini?
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69182464
Yes. He literally fucked up royally. Germany had the game in the bag and almost lost.
>>69182258
Boateng is a absolut top tier defender.
But he is dumb, I'm sure that Italian tricked him into raising his arms by screaming that he holds him.
>>69182494
Better bring the microscope, then.
>>69182450
>Germany didnt even try to score most of the game and now they're still in
Go suck Zlatan's dick.
>>69182496
Why is Muller such a cunt? That time Chiellini did literally nothing.
>>69181703
Oula, you seem more relaxed now you have won on peno Hanz, maybe little too much relaxed, eat your Pizza and start to think who you gonna put on the pitch against us.
>>69182574
He was just monkeying about.
Assuming Germans aren't too tired after this, the rest of the tournament should be easy anyway.
>>69180171
I just don't want them to win, I feel you guys deserved it more, clearly the better team in the euros.
still i'm a bit salty, I feel like zaza and pellè really shat the bed in there.
>>69177209
Is not dead you dumbass it was on penalties, normal time tied.
Kill yourself kraut-rat enjoy the refugees wave.
Remember 2002 BRA 2 X 0 GER
You fucking delusional faggot.
>>69177209
Is not dead you dumbass it was on penalties, normal time tied.
Kill yourself kraut-rat enjoy the refugees wave.
Remember 2002 BRA 2 X 0 GER
You fucking delusional faggot.
Keep losing the war.
Oh and yeah for the sake of it, Italy was really unlucky with the draw.
LelBelgium in the group.
Spain straight away.
Then Germany.
And if we passed, possibly France.
It would have been tough with our best team, but with this one it was improbable and we went out with dignity.
Seriously, just shake hands with the Germans and say ''Congrats,see you next time''.
>>69182911
>Remember 2002
This doesn't top the 7:1 on yout own soil.
>>69182312
Without him we wouldn't have this MEMEMAGICAL penaltys.
>>69182911
shut the fuck up and try to fix your team which is a disgrace to footbal
stop taking money from Adidas to play that meme David Luiz
>>69182911
>>69182949
>still mad
lel
Better go fish those body parts out of your waters, there are olympic games coming up in your shithole, you monkey
>>69182978
>Whining that you got unlucky in the draw
NIGGA
>>69183123
Iceland pls.
Just focus on kicking out France because I don't want them to win.
>>69182949
>remember 2002
STILL MAD
>>69183191
Don't worry, we will do this shit if Iceland fails.
It was either you or us, now we have to do this
>>69182721
Come on now, you know Chiellini is a sneaky cunt on the field, Müller and him were just getting even.
>>69183318
desu it's anybody but France
I'd be fine with memeWales
I'd be fucking fine with Portugal winning at penalties the next 2 games.
Germany has the best team though. France is lacking defensively and they'll get destroyed, assuming they make it past memeIce.
>>69182809
I think your unpatriotic bunch of apes is probably going to loose against Iceland, so no worries here.
>>69183430
Oh come on, it was either Italy or Germany ;)
>>69177535
Hitler did literally nothing wrong
>>69182809
>he actually thinks france has a chance against germany or would have had a chance against italy
This was the actual finale and everyone knows it. The best two teams came against each other and could only win after 9 fucking penalty kicks. Teams like France or Portugal are nowhere near this level of skill.
>>69177817
>>69177428
>>69177682
>>69178768
The real satisfaction was the two guys putting on a fucking show and missing the goal. Zaza was the first one, dont know who second was
>>69179432
> Never in the lead in any games
> Says that everyone Boos US
Sure thing, negro
>>69183536
I wouldn't be surprised if Germany manages to win the tournament without conceding further goals desu.
But yeah, we saw the real final.
Where do I acquire a based bug-eyed man jersey lads?
>Brazilian of Italian descent
I couldn't possibly be more cucked by the Germans if I tried.
>>69177535
>muh 6 gorillion
>>69183494
Unpatriotic, why you are so rude Noah
>>69183870
Wew lad, that's a rough one.
>>69177535
>all these (you)s
>all these butthurt comments
please take my (you)
>>69177209
>Cleveland's curse ended this year
>Germany's curse over Italy ended this year
For the love of god guys, can the Cubs curse end this year too? Pllllease?
>>69182911
>dying out of hunger
>celebrates over refugee wave in Germany
This is why you deserve to stay poor.
>>69180580
Define "culture", dumbass.
>>69177209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqTZZ_dqor4
>>69180715
>>69184078
>use our internet sites
>speak , write , and read our way of english
>play/ed our games
>watch our media
>read our media
>pick up on our way of life
>assimilate to our way of life without even realizing it
>no culture
>implying 1-1 is a win
>>69177535
Sup Rabbi
>>69182317
>I won't even mention all those Champions League games.
I smell a Bayern fan
>>69184218
Based America
Doesn't justify that cringe worthy """"german"""" ameriboo, tho
DIE NUMMER EINS! DIE NUMMER EINS!
>>69182949
>Loses World Cup semi in home country
>Germany 7 - 1 Brazil
>Forced to watch as the team that kicked their ass beats their rivals for them and takes the World Cup
How cucked is Brazil?
Enjoy your shit Olympics
>inb4 Brazil doesnt earn a single metal
>>69181610
>havn't stopped them inside the game time.
You know we would've won if Boateng didn't act like a dumb amateur shit literally throwing his arms in front of the ball as if his life depends on it.
@69177535
Let's all support Iceland now
GO GEYSERS
>>69184572
> now
you're late to the party, fratelli
>>69184494
Nice to see how fair our players were without complaining over the penalty.
Although they admittedly looked rather puzzled for a bit at Boateng after it.
>>69184501
>not knowing how to reply to a post
Why was there played DaftPunksong?
>>69185671
daft punk are from france man
>>69180872
Fucking Boateng dancing fucking Schwanensee in front of our goal for no reason.
>>69178676
I feel you, anon. I was thinking in my head: "please don't miss and make my generation look like shit."
>>69184218
>burgers assimilate all the cultures in the world
>later they start to produce products founded on those cultures
>claim to influence the world with "their" culture
>>69177535
*cough cough*
>>69177535
>Kills millions of Native Americans, letting just thousands of them.
>Drops atomic bombs over civil population
>make wars over petroleum
Yet call other countries the baddies
>>69184030
If the Tigers don't make it I will root for you. You guys deserve a break from your suffering
>>69177995
That picture still gives me a good laugh. It's so spot on every fucking time.
>>69192528
Indians deserved much than what they got.
>>69178225
m-muh heritage
>>69177535
One word: Guantanamo
>>69178225
>>69180872
>Amerifats
>logic
